ASMR Real Person - Back Allergy Testing, Inspection & Check Up

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  • @thelonelygamer69
    @thelonelygamer69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7533

    TIMESTAMPS
    00:00 start of video
    29:28 end of video
    i put so much time into this plz help this get to the top

    • @monamoo8268
      @monamoo8268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TheLonelyGamer what's your prof pic?

    • @local_hotpotato
      @local_hotpotato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      G Wheese her restless soul as thelonelygamer passed away before reaching top comment

    • @smoothbrainofficial6480
      @smoothbrainofficial6480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Local_ Hotpotato such a tragedy 😞😞😞 1 like = 1 prayer. LETS GET THIS TO 42067 LIKES 😤😤😤

    • @smokeybear4403
      @smokeybear4403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THIS SO SAD 1000 LIKE

    • @oscars9449
      @oscars9449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheLonelyGamer thank you!!

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7079

    Sir after rigorous testing I have concluded that you do indeed have a back

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      deffdefying 야! 진자요?!

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@page8223 I'm sorry, I can't understand you. I only speak English.

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      미안헤!!

    • @page8223
      @page8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah I mean... Sory

    • @Ratty13rat
      @Ratty13rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      *wife breaks down crying*

  • @queenstyles20
    @queenstyles20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5439

    When your teacher walks past you in class and you have to pretend your doing something

    • @oliviapyper7195
      @oliviapyper7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Queen Styles mood

    • @scottgrimmie5645
      @scottgrimmie5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Satori Vassallo I pretended I’m doing my makeup when I went to school

    • @scarlettmacca4528
      @scarlettmacca4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I pretend I’m putting something away , like grab the closest thing and look like I’m doing something with it

    • @cherries.1143
      @cherries.1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you're*

    • @scarlettmacca4528
      @scarlettmacca4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nezuko Kamado no

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4932

    "So what type of examination are we doing today doc?"
    Doctor: "...yes"

    • @Sabrinaandmom7
      @Sabrinaandmom7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @bhanuchhabra7634
      @bhanuchhabra7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :D

    • @patapon4589
      @patapon4589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *mid prostate exam*
      Doctor: *takes hand out* alright the doctor will be in here in 30 minutes

    • @Goxdser
      @Goxdser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes confirmed.

  • @averyimportanttanzaku8121
    @averyimportanttanzaku8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5367

    that moment when you realize the doctor is writing the entire bee movie script on your back instead of doing a normal test

  • @sarahnava8304
    @sarahnava8304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6780

    Who else clicked on this trying to fall asleep but ends up reading all the comments 😂😂

  • @austinjames8110
    @austinjames8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6299

    Him: How are the results, doc?
    Her: Well, you have skin on your back.

    • @Pocketsand99
      @Pocketsand99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Him: oh thank god!

    • @pinkazulposerposer7086
      @pinkazulposerposer7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Her: welp have a nice day!

    • @julienfeuillet6003
      @julienfeuillet6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Her: btw it's 400$

    • @unholy_nightmares3772
      @unholy_nightmares3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Him: already left

    • @tmatini
      @tmatini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You can keep my skin to yourself. I do not have money. Do you have a dishes to wash!

  • @iwearscarves
    @iwearscarves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    Ahh yes, the medical techniques of the old wipey wipey, pencil tappy tappy and the clickety clack across the back.

    • @kilesgacha8859
      @kilesgacha8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Clickity Clackity across the backity

    • @lilydebenham2337
      @lilydebenham2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kiles Gacha clickety clackety accross the Bickety backety

    • @Chumpkin1324
      @Chumpkin1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Welcome to the end of allergies, allergies will be no more

    • @Michael-nc1gd
      @Michael-nc1gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kilesgacha8859 Clickety cliackety your back is my property

    • @SantiagoSebastion2077
      @SantiagoSebastion2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It may have 1k likes but it’s still underrated

  • @kaiskorner6631
    @kaiskorner6631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4298

    This is basically what I did when I was younger and was playing doctor

  • @CrispyCalamity
    @CrispyCalamity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5277

    Doctor: "I have no idea what I am doing".

    • @eleanorlevitt543
      @eleanorlevitt543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Why did I read that in an Australian accent when I'm from the UK

    • @alternativered2568
      @alternativered2568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@eleanorlevitt543 Idk

    • @eleanorlevitt543
      @eleanorlevitt543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alternativered2568 lol

    • @alternativered2568
      @alternativered2568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@eleanorlevitt543 I just never looked into that field of study on people having different accents than the ones from their home country. Therefore I am not qualified to give input of sufficiently reliable standard. I suggest you talk to an expert.

    • @Alrwhatevs
      @Alrwhatevs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was going to like ur comment, but it’s at 420 soooo i can’t.

  • @barneythedinosaur5952
    @barneythedinosaur5952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Im a dog, i can confirm this is how its done

    • @KrypticKoyote
      @KrypticKoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hi Robert do you want ear scritches

    • @aliteraldumpsterfire672
      @aliteraldumpsterfire672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      U r angery in your profile pic

    • @lashespurr
      @lashespurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello Robert

    • @notfurb1378
      @notfurb1378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A dog named Robert dogtor

    • @Cr0w19_rt
      @Cr0w19_rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thank you robert very cool

  • @eudhdbrhd350
    @eudhdbrhd350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Patient: "What are you doing rn?"
    Doc: " tbh I have no idea"
    *starts touchy touchy-feely feely again*

    • @itslawea5852
      @itslawea5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TerrificTv omg hahaha

    • @Denar1ne
      @Denar1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itslawea5852 ха

  • @haydomo1069
    @haydomo1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    “Let me just brush your back real quick before we start because it seems a bit dusty.”

  • @pparamnesiaa
    @pparamnesiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9369

    Imagine that you're going to have a surgery and when you lay down in bed, the doc says: hi guys welcome to a new asmr.

    • @Lipbuzz
      @Lipbuzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      iiSky_Wonders ***squishy flesh/bodily fluid triggers***

    • @juliajujubinha4620
      @juliajujubinha4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hahajahahaha

    • @cykanugget3799
      @cykanugget3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      *starts tapping the heart*

    • @kakashisensei2.044
      @kakashisensei2.044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hahahaha so funny bro

    • @VettiVic
      @VettiVic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      no anesthesia needed

  • @tysontucker677
    @tysontucker677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    does anyone else hate when its really quiet in a room and your stomach or intestines make noises?? and its embarrassing when its really loud....

    • @lunahya515
      @lunahya515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Tyson Tucker ESPECIALLY IN CLASS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY FREAKIN DAY

    • @dunwoodie27
      @dunwoodie27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tyson Tucker 😂😂😂

    • @horsecrazyme8177
      @horsecrazyme8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cup of tae Same 😰

    • @tysontucker677
      @tysontucker677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

    • @shinigami_ooo2336
      @shinigami_ooo2336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XDDDD YEAH!

  • @donella0x
    @donella0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    When you lie on your resume

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @jackieboyok
      @jackieboyok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Donella this comment is under appreciated

    • @6feetoveryou
      @6feetoveryou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Donella what???? A woman is finally funny? Yeah it’s the end of the world fr

    • @kimia8885
      @kimia8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The most underrated comment

  • @morastylez
    @morastylez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    i love how her hand movements look like shes done that procedure a 1000 times. even though all of it make no sense and serves no purpose.

    • @matthewmudd7301
      @matthewmudd7301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      morastylez the fact that what she is doing is all a load of crap ruins the ASMR effect for me :(

    • @morastylez
      @morastylez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      well, then this is not the right channel for you, i guess.

    • @chisehatori3681
      @chisehatori3681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I like the "load of crap" she does because I get tingles from what I don't expect.

    • @theawesomecrafter293
      @theawesomecrafter293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ririchiyo Shirakiin m

    • @raquel-moonstrcklover
      @raquel-moonstrcklover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      morastylez I’m getting anxiety lol

  • @simplygrainne2459
    @simplygrainne2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5332

    I’m a doctor, I can confirm this is exactly how it’s supposed to be done

    • @a.kozbiel3774
      @a.kozbiel3774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      doctor: i know what im doing, alright, lemme get the screwdrivers

    • @Lucifer-we5mc
      @Lucifer-we5mc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Where is doctor Edward Richthofen

    • @boostedextendo6873
      @boostedextendo6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Lucifer-we5mc he went through the rift off to a new zombie map

    • @turtleeatstomato8572
      @turtleeatstomato8572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      thanks! i was wondering.. thank you for clearing that up

    • @baileywoods123
      @baileywoods123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      turtle eats tomato it kindve is. When I went I got pricked in the back with various things and whichever swells up the most that’s what I’m allergic to

  • @maggieriley1570
    @maggieriley1570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3210

    the dude isnt even breathing

    • @jasonvorhees3679
      @jasonvorhees3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      They used a Dead body as a prop, their neighbor died so Hey! Why not use him as a prop before alerting the proper authorities :)))

    • @hellcat69420
      @hellcat69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You don't know that

    • @jasonvorhees3679
      @jasonvorhees3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@hellcat69420 It's a joke.

    • @jeofficialjoker
      @jeofficialjoker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @sam groen
      r/wooooosh

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Pssh, only poor people breathe.

  • @nickmoore3141
    @nickmoore3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    when all the doctors graduated online:

    • @lailafair9795
      @lailafair9795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      damn this video aged well didnt it😭

  • @dekudude8888
    @dekudude8888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    The results are in... He'll be dead within the hour

    • @I.KUchiha
      @I.KUchiha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      DekuDude888 yep he contracted hepatitis Z, Stage Deception Malaria and stage 4.2 Cancer with Cybertronian Ebola. Some signs of Thanos can be seen in his blood stream but it wasn’t the main cause. Not even the Bionicles can save him now. It’s over...we done what we could😪

    • @Lizzy-cq5bu
      @Lizzy-cq5bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Damn real shame. He has to wait a whole hour.

    • @Integra69
      @Integra69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heh 420th like

    • @reeseexum365
      @reeseexum365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lizzy LMAO ME

    • @sharkbina
      @sharkbina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was the 666th like lmao ( ˙👄˙👐)

  • @biftabafta
    @biftabafta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    I love how even though she is just doing random stuff to his back, everything seems very precise and intentional

    • @bigmatt629
      @bigmatt629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chloe Reed indeed

    • @captain1238
      @captain1238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait was he or she male or female?!?!?!??!

    • @biftabafta
      @biftabafta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Volkku female haha

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Chloe Reed THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Volkku the"doctor" is female "patient" is male

  • @mog398
    @mog398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    It's really important that you bang two screwdrivers together and then apply them to your back, or the test won't be accurate

    • @isabelgrace4241
      @isabelgrace4241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marmite Badger 😂😂😂

    • @marivalda94
      @marivalda94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Usufruíam a ai ai para sua casa Hoje a tarde vó morre sup0l1098

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The reason he sits syill so well is because he's so confused about what the hell she's doing behind him. Tapping soda caps and shit

    • @meechicat303
      @meechicat303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is also important I put stickers on your back and play connect the dots!!

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flat or stars?

  • @clevern3rd102
    @clevern3rd102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    After careful analysis, we have determined, that this back is the backiest back of all the backs.

    • @kinggreg7690
      @kinggreg7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back back

    • @VargVikernes1993
      @VargVikernes1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

    • @boperez2841
      @boperez2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't need a comma after determined

    • @user-rl7cw9eg8e
      @user-rl7cw9eg8e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boperez2841 You forgot a period after your sentence.

    • @mannyfresh604
      @mannyfresh604 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I back this statement.

  • @scruffblackie
    @scruffblackie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    This guy has been poked, prodded, and measured to such a degree she could probably clone him if she wanted.

    • @MxEverybody
      @MxEverybody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      scruffblackie he looks awfully still here so this is a conspiracy theory I could buy

    • @graceyoungblood6205
      @graceyoungblood6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm not to be meen but I don't know if I'm blind or you have X-Ray vision but I can't see a full tattoo

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Twice intensifies*

    • @screenflot
      @screenflot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Little does he know , the dna on the mole stickers will be used to finger him in a russian prison murder.

    • @valkugle6402
      @valkugle6402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bah....I was just thinking the same thing. She must know him better than he knows himself.

  • @justingmerek
    @justingmerek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Me: "Hi I'm here for my allergy test"
    Doctor: "Ok I will just need to tap some random household items together on your back and continously wipe your skin"
    Me: "...sounds about right"

    • @hmbros2207
      @hmbros2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You definitely deserve more likes 😂🤣🤌

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually allergy testing is just wiping a thing you could be allergic too on a patch of skin and seeing if theirs a reaction.

    • @artisticrylie7301
      @artisticrylie7301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thumper17 They stabbed needles in my back….

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artisticrylie7301 Oh well my Dad told me about his so that may have been an old test

    • @hoyokanami001
      @hoyokanami001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@artisticrylie7301some infect it and some just wipe it on your skin. It sorta depends

  • @juliab3019
    @juliab3019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    ASMR always reminds me of when I was younger and we used to play pretend. I guess that's why it's so relaxing for me

    • @akeno_plays779
      @akeno_plays779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julia B same

    • @cherricola8460
      @cherricola8460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julia B Totally!

    • @TheGreenDee
      @TheGreenDee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julia B : soooo true !!

    • @worldofwarcraftvince
      @worldofwarcraftvince 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      2:20 u can hear it clearly

    • @nindschaYT
      @nindschaYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I had ASMR when my mom or grandmother would touch my hair trying to find lice!

  • @schrottinator
    @schrottinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    I'm German and I can confirm that this is a video.

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      schrottinator I’m American and I can also confirm that this is a video. 😂

    • @Emilyprvt
      @Emilyprvt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deutschland 💪🏽👍🏽

    • @cheetah4054
      @cheetah4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can u confirm that Germany will start WW3 😆😆😆😆

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cheetah4054 I doubt it. Germany would be fucked within a few days at most.

    • @tillowekunnemann915
      @tillowekunnemann915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@schrottinator how right you are

  • @jesushadaegis2189
    @jesushadaegis2189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Pretty sure she just cured his back of cancer. Also I’m pretty sure she wrote the equation to cure world hunger on his back as well.

    • @littlecaesarsfan
      @littlecaesarsfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      With those stomach growls it sounds like he needs that cure lmao

    • @johnwoodall8681
      @johnwoodall8681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you look closely enough she wrote out the title for the next Avengers movie.

    • @foxtrotgaming4684
      @foxtrotgaming4684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Barbare4032 is this English.

    • @alexbeardsley167
      @alexbeardsley167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnwoodall8681 I come from the future... The Avengers Infinity war title is.... ENDGAME

    • @detgrau4017
      @detgrau4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@アヒル-t2z or is just fantasy

  • @burnsby6831
    @burnsby6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    Allergy test:
    D: EAT THIS PEANUT!
    Me:Ok?
    D: you didnt die, good very good, not allergic to peanuts

    • @sxrge7349
      @sxrge7349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mine be Like
      Doctor: *eat dis peanut*
      Me: Sure *starts dying*
      Doctor: so it’s clear he’s allergic to peanuts

    • @Doinken
      @Doinken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doctor: eat this random
      Me: okay.
      Doctor: Wait. those were pills...
      Me: My last words are... My parents think I’m stupid because I tried to eat the grass decoration in sushi

    • @robert9595
      @robert9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Doctor : eat this shellfish
      Patient: ok.
      Patient : I dont feel good doctor
      Doctor : ah yes, that confirms my suspicions.
      Patient dies.
      Doctor : see that's the problem. You're dead.

    • @johnnyvoorheez7352
      @johnnyvoorheez7352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robert9595 lmaaoooo

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Doctor: eat this pet dander.
      Me: eh, no.
      Doctor: you've passed the test.
      Me: what test?
      Doctor:...there was no test, i'm just making this up as I go. I'm not really a doctor.
      Me: *gasp* who are you?!
      Not Doctor: i'm a goat man.
      11 years later
      Goat Man: darling, do you have the baby ready to send to your parents? I don't want to miss my colleague's engagement party.
      Me: he's almost ready to go _Dr._ Goat Man.
      Dr. Goat Man: you look lovely Mrs. Dr. Goat Man.
      Me: i'm so glad I encouraged you to go into the medic field.
      _Based on a true story_

  • @DoganIRL
    @DoganIRL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Ma man just waited here for like half an hour. What a hero...

    • @nerdzuu229
      @nerdzuu229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parker and hungry lol

  • @Simpleton777
    @Simpleton777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    This man just stayed there for 30 min and looked at a wall like bruh at least let him play like angry birds or something lol

    • @TheOneAndOnly004
      @TheOneAndOnly004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How do you know he wasn't playing angry birds? We never saw the front of him...

    • @stacy8457
      @stacy8457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In another video he was watching tv. It was obvious, you could see the lights on him and the room when the screen changed.
      You’d see his arms move. When you’re playing a game on your phone try doing it without moving your shoulder muscle, or one of your back muscles. It’s hard if you can’t isolate those muscle and he might get taken out of what’s going on and forget he’s supposed to be in an ASMR video.

    • @yiphihi
      @yiphihi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amieru2 me

    • @elyxircreations1003
      @elyxircreations1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I legit could stare at a wall for 30 minutes. Just gotta space out lol

    • @WassimJHaidar
      @WassimJHaidar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Seems like he's getting massaged though, so relaxing and meditating, some humans can resist using their phones for half an hour

  • @SukoV1
    @SukoV1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    Next time on:
    *Asmr Prostate Exam*

  • @misatakahiro1823
    @misatakahiro1823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    "Ok and his back is one..two..three pencils long. And I count...four five..eight freckles. Very good. Very important information. Let's see here...oh ok yes right my uh...clampy thing. Just gotta...make sure you have enough skin?"
    That's all I could imagine through this. Just making up shit as you go but seeming totally professional. XD I loved it

    • @shinigami_ooo2336
      @shinigami_ooo2336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is the best comment I ever saw XDDD teach me your ways 😂😂😂

    • @miachang9916
      @miachang9916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg 😂

    • @lalily222
      @lalily222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was the 666th like

    • @totallyawakeandlistening
      @totallyawakeandlistening 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There’s 666 likes... it world be a SHAME is someone likes it....
      I’m not going

    • @fridaalexandramalagon8759
      @fridaalexandramalagon8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My like = 1.000 Like.. xP

  • @chenlesstrap6940
    @chenlesstrap6940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    2:19 someone is hungry

    • @ktletsgetstarted8012
      @ktletsgetstarted8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kahlima Ann I know right and I’m eating a sandwich so she’s not having any

    • @Hazz31
      @Hazz31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I honestly though that was me until I clicked the time stamp twice

    • @Pavle42069
      @Pavle42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hi hungry i'm dad

    • @katherine1304
      @katherine1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really thought it was me too

    • @wastemore4043
      @wastemore4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD 😂

  • @Tabi-Kun
    @Tabi-Kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    2:19 This dudes stomach: *I will now demonstrate a whales mating call*

    • @Alexbracken61
      @Alexbracken61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      His stomach: I will cry the calling of my ancestors

    • @Tengo_hwm
      @Tengo_hwm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's hungry

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I swear that I thought it was my own stomach for a sec. These must be really good headphones 🤭😊

    • @yavheira
      @yavheira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @eliottdeletraz97
      @eliottdeletraz97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stomach : mission failed 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    When I was seven, I had an allergy test and had to go back to school after with the writing still on my back. It was the talk of the class and I was showing it off, and for the next month, no one went outside for recess. Everyone wanted to play inside with the play doctor kits and do "allergy tests" lol. That's what this reminds me of.

    • @lokiofasgard69
      @lokiofasgard69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hated that test when I was little! I remember it hurting really bad and I didn't even know what it was for until a couple years ago

    • @kategasparri6363
      @kategasparri6363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I haated that test! It made my back so itchy and I couldnt even scratch it

    • @casparx3001
      @casparx3001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Whenever I had to get that test when I was younger they did it on my arm

    • @chaysen9863
      @chaysen9863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I had it I thought it was some weird technology that whatever they wrote by the poke is what it tested for and not like they put something in it or anything

    • @internetstorage
      @internetstorage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've never done this kind of test XD

  • @Aliinsanity3535
    @Aliinsanity3535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    I'm so jealous of that guy! Must be hella tingly

    • @Yikes_s
      @Yikes_s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Rawr XD

    • @miadeeann1867
      @miadeeann1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol makes me sad

    • @alexam1862
      @alexam1862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right lol!

    • @subject_changed4690
      @subject_changed4690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, id love to.be the guy in the chair XD

    • @StrangerLauren
      @StrangerLauren 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who IS the guy in the chair?

  • @Marblez-pd1uf
    @Marblez-pd1uf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    (Fe)male, hmmmmmm wait, (Fe) = iron
    Male=man
    Ironman?

    • @MynameisTMP-
      @MynameisTMP- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Queen Camila Cabello are you stalking Camila Cabello?

    • @hansvandeschepop6391
      @hansvandeschepop6391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or a female asmr' ist who practices the actual asmr on a man....

    • @tired247
      @tired247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FubbybubbyAJ MY senpai!??!??!?! :D

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Hans van de Schepop
      Oh look, a killjoy in its natural habitat.

    • @Qaydum
      @Qaydum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marblez2295 ironmanASMR

  • @screenflot
    @screenflot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "Unfortunately sir, we will have to remove your back skin. On the brighter side, we will be able to replace your back skin by stretching your butt skin all the way up to your neck. This procedure is called a dermal migration. Also known as a butt skin wedgie." " The downside of this action, is the relocation of your gluteus maximus to the center of your back . We regret to inform you that this will require an unnatural position when performing a bowel movement. Also, you will no longer be able to wipe yourself. We are very sorry sir."

    • @Hodeman96
      @Hodeman96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This had me crying laughing. Dermal migration indeed.

    • @vandamme06
      @vandamme06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @danielleeasley880
      @danielleeasley880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When you just wanna sleep but then this comment

    • @maximdylan6066
      @maximdylan6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang I’ve been tryna sleep but can’t stop thinking about this comment:/

    • @DivineEquine18
      @DivineEquine18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What did I just read 😂

  • @pup8130
    @pup8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    How does he sit that still for half an hour?!

  • @pixiebrat3278
    @pixiebrat3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Me when my boss asks if I know what I’m doing.

  • @marioshehaj4046
    @marioshehaj4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Students stay at home for two years due to coronavirus, doctors in 2030:

  • @iwearscarves
    @iwearscarves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Doctor: I have bad news... it’s back.
    Me: The cancer is back?!
    Doctor: No.. you have a back.

    • @giovannygonzalez2639
      @giovannygonzalez2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why the hell did this make me crack up all bad at 10 at night

    • @robert__
      @robert__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was really funny 😂😂

    • @strbwerri
      @strbwerri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "the cancer is back?!"
      *shiz just got serious in 1.2 seconds*

    • @firstnamelastname1267
      @firstnamelastname1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These comments have gotten out of hand 😂

  • @a_swist
    @a_swist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    don't worry she was just writing down the Krusty Krab secret formula down on his back

  • @v1cksuniverse
    @v1cksuniverse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    The comment section is fricking killing me 😂😂😂😂

    • @r.i.pbumblebutt494
      @r.i.pbumblebutt494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your picture makes me violent

    • @Gabe-ht1px
      @Gabe-ht1px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Watch your language, this is christian minecraft server

    • @hajurik6739
      @hajurik6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your profile picture makes me cry 😣😓😓😢😭😦

    • @arianagrande7615
      @arianagrande7615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TPRCRG LMAOO WTF

    • @zergb
      @zergb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aight when ya gonna drop?

  • @red4tab
    @red4tab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    - emm....doctor what exactly are you doing?
    - things

  • @ndenadie6871
    @ndenadie6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    He's the boyfriend with more patience that I've never seen.

    • @4rtem901
      @4rtem901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      А причём тут это?

    • @m5sh589
      @m5sh589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@4rtem901 because he stayed there watching a wall for 30 minutes

    • @ndenadie6871
      @ndenadie6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4rtem901 Я бы пошел пить водку и отправил ее в ад.

    • @4rtem901
      @4rtem901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ndenadie6871 дурак чтоли?

  • @Zahrah_t
    @Zahrah_t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I wonder if she sits and plans what to do with each item beforehand or if she just improvises as she does it

  • @kadenl18
    @kadenl18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    2:19 *My stomach in the middle of a test*

    • @emberfluffy2538
      @emberfluffy2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same thow

    • @kharnthebetrayer.2632
      @kharnthebetrayer.2632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ember fluffy 𝖈𝖔𝖞𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖞 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖙 𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙

    • @zergb
      @zergb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kharnthebetrayer.2632 also couldn't spell correctly either. your dumbass font is garbage

    • @pinkazulposerposer7086
      @pinkazulposerposer7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zergb lmao boy being using font...? 😂

  • @AjngeL7
    @AjngeL7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    2:18 Someone was hungry

    • @moneeraalzaid6662
      @moneeraalzaid6662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @fireraid
      @fireraid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I noticed

    • @monstrosity_01
      @monstrosity_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      15:51 and other timestamps in this vid

    • @vish119
      @vish119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I legit thought it was me lmao

    • @roses6622
      @roses6622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TIME FOR FOOD ASMR

  • @mortual14
    @mortual14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    2:18
    i felt that noise..

    • @sweetlemon995
      @sweetlemon995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Talia. AbuShaheen it’s like his back is saying ‘noooooo’ 🤣

    • @mortual14
      @mortual14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cookieteandblueberry 😂😂😂😂💔

    • @ianmcreamy5511
      @ianmcreamy5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @victorbonilla5536
    @victorbonilla5536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    @3:08 she starts playing connect the dots lol head me dying in the room

  • @Grenyas
    @Grenyas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    I wonder if she stays in role when writing the notes or just jots down random stuff 😂

    • @MegaGeewee
      @MegaGeewee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      It's a very detailed drawing of a dick.

    • @watkinsracing
      @watkinsracing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Eric Ortiz there is a part where you can see the clipboard

    • @itsyahomegirl1568
      @itsyahomegirl1568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Eric Ortiz “this is only for the views and subs but OH MY GOD THIS GUY STINKS!!!” imagine! 😂😅

    • @nielsrichter5289
      @nielsrichter5289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric Ortiz good question 😂

    • @daltonmiller5590
      @daltonmiller5590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wt Watkins, where? What's the time stamp?

  • @cassandrecallanta
    @cassandrecallanta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    At first I thought that stomach growl was me but then when I had to "rewind" a few seconds back I realized it was from the video lol!

    • @mmg492
      @mmg492 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassandre Callanta I usually know when is talking my stomach lol

    • @emery6070
      @emery6070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read your comment before watching the video, so when I heard a growl I assumed it wasn't me, but I paused the video and could still hear it, whoops.

    • @ritaasmr8876
      @ritaasmr8876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG i just noticed that!

    • @a-paige
      @a-paige 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cassandre Callanta oh my god same, it felt so real ahah

    • @5.0onMe
      @5.0onMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr i felt my stomach vibrate and i had to rewind like 8 times. felt it everytime

  • @anaishernandez1371
    @anaishernandez1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time she uses the caliper in a video, I LIVE for it!! The triggers are AMAZING! 🥰🥺💕

  • @jjfranz2000
    @jjfranz2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I am always amazed at the quality and detail of her tattoo. One of the best I've seen.

  • @brendan5846
    @brendan5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I never knew a freckle would be so important

    • @esposito1130
      @esposito1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are and sometimes even dangerous

    • @ghalaali9087
      @ghalaali9087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry why?

    • @nerdzuu229
      @nerdzuu229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ghala ali correct me if i’m wrong but, i think when it changes color and changes in size something is definitely wrong with it, i think it has to do with skin cancer. i’m unsure

    • @2dads490
      @2dads490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nerdzuu229 yes it means that you have developed leukaemia (skin cancer)

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a sign of melanoma but can also be non-cancerous

  • @pksagara
    @pksagara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    15:48 "let me just assess your back with this hole-puncher here. ..ok reaction seems normal".

    • @OddityOdds
      @OddityOdds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pk sagara lol

    • @pricefieldx
      @pricefieldx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'Zooms in to patients face' *X-files theme music*

    • @spamspam1626
      @spamspam1626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Istg she pulled out a stapler

    • @SandiByrd
      @SandiByrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!!!

    • @slabofmeat3634
      @slabofmeat3634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is spelled access

  • @drlingbxby5692
    @drlingbxby5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “You can tell this is a back because of the way it is”

    • @thebasicpurood1894
      @thebasicpurood1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *"Who are you? So wise in the ways of science."*

  • @asdfgh-jt5mw
    @asdfgh-jt5mw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    honestly that guy has my dream job

  • @WelchsFruitySnacks
    @WelchsFruitySnacks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I had one of these allergy tests done after I had my first allergic reaction to anything. And it turns out I'm allergic to south american chili peppers. Anyways when they did this test they pricked my back with a bunch of different things and the lady came back in and was like "Um. Wow okay?" and I responded with "Whats wrong?" her reply was "I've never seen this before. You're literally allergic to EVERYTHING. All the pricks have serious reactions to them." I never felt a thing but apparently I'm allergic to every tree known to mankind and all animals? Even though I live near lots of trees and have always had pets????

    • @thalunirfr2091
      @thalunirfr2091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      MMBNMalternateaccoun im allergic to all animals except lizards and allergic to fucking raw egg white

    • @thalunirfr2091
      @thalunirfr2091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MMBNMalternateaccoun also they do see that a lot unless your doctor has under a week of experience

    • @rat_in_a_cowboy_hat
      @rat_in_a_cowboy_hat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      My sister's skin reacted in the same way. She did some blood tests years later and it turned out that she isn't allergic to anything, just her skin is sensitive. So I recommend you do a blood test.

    • @ThorThunda
      @ThorThunda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Some allergies take a direct injection to react. You maybe allergic to a lot of things but they don't affect you very much. Someone can be allergic to the slight presence of peanut butter or some people have to eat a whole spoonful to get a reaction.

    • @Mitters
      @Mitters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wonder if the sample somehow got contaminated, so you were only allergic to a few things... But all sections had a reaction because of said contamination. Also though I've heard of people being allergic to animals (re cats and dogs) and growing up with them, and basically building an immunity to their own pet's, but still being allergic to other animals. Just a thought.

  • @Mrr1111
    @Mrr1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This guy has the best job on the internet..

    • @zepri4860
      @zepri4860 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrr1111 U Forgot About Porn

    • @jonasarnesen7852
      @jonasarnesen7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zepri4860 this is better

  • @pablocrawford3922
    @pablocrawford3922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Doctor: After rigorous tests I have deduced that you indeed have the gay

    • @StardustIsGolden
      @StardustIsGolden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lmao that was just funny to me idk why

    • @WolvesRockXD
      @WolvesRockXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      aw shit. how do i tell my girlfriend?

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The big gay, or the normal gay?
      It better not be the rather significantly large portioned homosexuality

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jacob Middleton I’m sorry sir but you indeed have The Big Gay..if would start informing anyone you’ve had any sexual activity with in the past about this

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@georgebaynard4096 damnit..

  • @michaelwise9857
    @michaelwise9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Whoever reads her dr notes in the future:
    Two shoulders, 3 moles and a spine.

  • @creekheartgaming2840
    @creekheartgaming2840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Hold still while I use my salad tongs from my lunch to measure your back"

  • @FuntimeFoxy-vv5hd
    @FuntimeFoxy-vv5hd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so shes playing connect the dots with out me I'm so mad

    • @nokedwia.s.7753
      @nokedwia.s.7753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stop killing tree to play connecting dots... use back of human instead

    • @SAVUFILMS
      @SAVUFILMS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is soo relatable

  • @briankleinmeyer8876
    @briankleinmeyer8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    05:40 "Morticia..in..danger. Stop. Send help..Stop.."

  • @nikitaaleksandra5046
    @nikitaaleksandra5046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school

    • @melissah4877
      @melissah4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Buzz is that you?

    • @suzannemorrison7626
      @suzannemorrison7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's a woman.

    • @abibasodidos6551
      @abibasodidos6551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@suzannemorrison7626 It's a meme.

    • @kylecamden398
      @kylecamden398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nikita Aleksandra It’s a woman, can’t you see the bulge in the chest region

    • @abibasodidos6551
      @abibasodidos6551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kylecamden398 *_bulge in the chest region_*

  • @plasma5321
    @plasma5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I wish I was this person this must of been very relaxing to him lol

  • @movielover283
    @movielover283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    It would be cool if you did a tattoo asmr and just used like an electric razor with a sharpie taped to it.

    • @annapen7336
      @annapen7336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you're a genius. I would love this so much!

    • @carleecath1626
      @carleecath1626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mary or an electric toothbrush! One of the loud buzzy ones lol

    • @Mzzaart007
      @Mzzaart007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mary holy cow that's actually a really good idea wtf

    • @firstlast2264
      @firstlast2264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Video Biblical School yes but no one will actually want to be tattooed for the sake of asmr

    • @GLORIOUSCHONK
      @GLORIOUSCHONK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Or a makeup pencil, like in the 'Facial Surgery' they did.

  • @louiealfonso9087
    @louiealfonso9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Its so funny where almost 5.7 million people are just staring on someone else's back😂😂😂

  • @leighcarver6826
    @leighcarver6826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    before this it was only ever sound that worked for me but this right here, THIS...is pure asmr gold.

  • @mas6nn365
    @mas6nn365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    I’ve edited this comment so all of the replies make no sense

    • @teaqueen7152
      @teaqueen7152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How did u know that its like 2:22 for me right now XD

    • @paprika4043
      @paprika4043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We should have more comments like this XD

    • @sarahnava8304
      @sarahnava8304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Neverrrrrr *hisss* 😂

    • @tzick
      @tzick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes dad I’m sorry

    • @trinareed9499
      @trinareed9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey don’t talk to me like that maybe I wanted to look through the comments lol

  • @aidanmcelroy8207
    @aidanmcelroy8207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    ... it’s deeply concerning that the “patient” didn’t move AT ALL during the video... not even like moving for breathing. I think they are dead.........

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seriously tho I can’t sit still for 5 minutes how just how

    • @spicysock2783
      @spicysock2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan McElroy it’s called doing a no breathe.

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spicysock2783 when the ASMR is so good you go perma-sleep

    • @gimpy6643
      @gimpy6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly like damn, I would have to scratch or stretch lmao

  • @loganwaddell1710
    @loganwaddell1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Imagine going to the doctor to solve your spine problems and she just starts testing out her new tools she found on ur back and gives you a random diagnosis like “you have strep throat”

  • @IrishTaco31
    @IrishTaco31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Astounding how he doesn't tremble when she traces his back so softly, my back is so sensitive and someone draws their names down my back I can't help but squirm it feels so nice and relaxing, who ever my life partner will be is gonna be a lucky woman I will clean and I mean everything and make meals and whatever needs to be done in exchange for gently clawing down and up my back, I'll give her the same treatment.

    • @nelishon1778
      @nelishon1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's be together sensitive backs xD

    • @IrishTaco31
      @IrishTaco31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NelishoN lmao

    • @lucanvalarien5666
      @lucanvalarien5666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IrishTaco31, you are a noble man for saying this. There are fewer and fewer like this with each passing day.

    • @IrishTaco31
      @IrishTaco31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucanvalarien5666 thank you

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucanvalarien5666 ILL BUY THE WORLD FOR YOU JUST PLZ MY BACK NEED SCRATCHY LOVE!

  • @Leno57
    @Leno57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If doctor appointments went like this I'd like to go more often.

    • @handsoap4446
      @handsoap4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      konsistenzlos yea but then you went in for an allergy test and then she just taps your back a few times and you learn nothing

  • @trisamaulidya6820
    @trisamaulidya6820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    If that was my back, there would be major goosebumps like raw chicken skin LOL niceee thank you :)

    • @wheremyclxmps4174
      @wheremyclxmps4174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lidya T. Same

    • @MarvelConnoisseur
      @MarvelConnoisseur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here

    • @realizxtion7383
      @realizxtion7383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      CurioKills the fucking chicken kind

    • @brittknee6458
      @brittknee6458 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lidya T. haha nice simile there.😂

    • @Idk_Yara98
      @Idk_Yara98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goosebumps in Dutch is called kippenvel, translates to chickenskin. Lol

  • @FaithHonaker
    @FaithHonaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love these types of videos because it reminds me of when I was little and played doctor with friends and cousins. It gives me nostalgia and asmr all in one and I lobe them so much

  • @TheReeShow
    @TheReeShow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I suffer from scoliosis so I've had my back poked and prodded so the sounds of this gave me tingles but the visuals just made me laugh xD love your work. I enjoyed it still.

    • @PaganGoddess777
      @PaganGoddess777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TheReeShow he has a small curve. his spine isn't straight

    • @cassidyornellas7329
      @cassidyornellas7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natalie Rivera oh

    • @laurenorris1865
      @laurenorris1865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheReeShow hey me too, I had surgery to correct it 7 years ago. fun times.

    • @adorableackles2044
      @adorableackles2044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      TheReeShow my spine is as straight as ellen

    • @mayaelliott683
      @mayaelliott683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Natalie Wooley YOUR COMMENT OMFG IM CRYING

  • @まめ-v4g4u
    @まめ-v4g4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    おすすめに出てきやがった……
    なんやこれ……見入っちゃうなぁ
    このカチカチなんや……

    • @まめ-v4g4u
      @まめ-v4g4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pipico_pipico 情報提供ありがとうございます!アレルギーテストなんですね……知らなかったです……

    • @ゆみ匠龍門-l5h
      @ゆみ匠龍門-l5h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      なんなんだ??と思って最後まで謎だったから、このコメント助かりました!
      よかった~日本語で説明ありがとう♡

    • @こよ-c1c
      @こよ-c1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      でも気持ちよさそうやから、アレルギーでもなんでもやって欲しいなー笑

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      English

    • @aubrymarie2327
      @aubrymarie2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same dude

  • @exoticgooble4288
    @exoticgooble4288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Legend has it that she only scribbled on her notepad...

  • @Staceykraken
    @Staceykraken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Despite the funny comments, this was oddly relaxing. The sounds created are wonderful! Thank you for making this video. That guy must have been asleep through most of it 😉

  • @ainstincts2640
    @ainstincts2640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ahhh yes the lightly grazing stapler test. I had a fear once too that I was allergic to them as well, but it turned out to be only heavy biting staplers that affected me ;) lol great job though guys the sound effects in your videos are the best!

  • @kelseyl711
    @kelseyl711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can’t stop looking at her tattoos I love them so much

  • @MorganGrammer
    @MorganGrammer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I find watching these videos lessen my anxiety when having real appointments

  • @caitvr3208
    @caitvr3208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2019: Back asmr
    2020: finding out I have cancer asmr

    • @blairmarkson943
      @blairmarkson943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would basically be a cranial nerve asmr and some kind of xray asmr and then you get stabbed by a nurse who is trying to give you a cannula (i know from experience.)

  • @northeastrailwayproductions
    @northeastrailwayproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The second she touched my back I would have started laughing uncontrollably lmao... no way could I sit there like this dude.. lmao

    • @Pocketsand99
      @Pocketsand99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao same! My back is extremely ticklish.

  • @charleyycharley9859
    @charleyycharley9859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I always get tingles within 3 second of clicking on the video. You both are the best!

    • @FeMaleASMR
      @FeMaleASMR  7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +C. C.
      Thank you very much:)

  • @MrPoppaCaps
    @MrPoppaCaps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You guys are great. I love how imaginative you are and how your videos are always so quiet and relaxing. You always make the right sounds and they are always captured perfectly by your microphone. Watching this I realize the importance of a still and relaxed subject. If he were moving, coughing, fidgeting, etc. it would not be as enjoyable.
    I've just added this to my list of favorites. Stellar job! Thank you.

    • @FeMaleASMR
      @FeMaleASMR  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Seahorse
      Thank you very much:)

  • @johnny-ms4fm
    @johnny-ms4fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It looks like a vase if you squint enough

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it took everything in my power not to make a sex joke...

  • @momandbabyb9821
    @momandbabyb9821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I made a bet that if I didn’t watch ASMR videos for a week my sister would give me $50 but does this count as ASMR I could say it was an educational medical video that happened to give me tingles right?

    • @robbieshaft
      @robbieshaft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mom And Baby B I think you lost 😅

    • @BabyItsSunny
      @BabyItsSunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just lie

    • @Sloppy_Stomachs
      @Sloppy_Stomachs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's gonna see your comment because she has the same idea

    • @Thatfoobugz
      @Thatfoobugz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well i mean it says ASMR in the title😂

    • @Lizzy-cq5bu
      @Lizzy-cq5bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *the Professor have a good day, my sir* NoT MinE CoS I DoNT HavE A SiSteR Ha

  • @georgi5043
    @georgi5043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    He doesn't have hands *oof*

    • @harithsafian9692
      @harithsafian9692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *despacito 2.1 confirmed*

    • @_Crunch
      @_Crunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@harithsafian9692 fuck no

    • @iconic8233
      @iconic8233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GoBoyZ that’s racist

    • @Xerath980
      @Xerath980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big *OOF*

    • @koyama_shiho
      @koyama_shiho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iconic8233 where?

  • @slightlysavvy
    @slightlysavvy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    was that a growling stomach i heard around 1 min or so in? lol

    • @slightlysavvy
      @slightlysavvy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      just kidding i hear more it was totally a stomach

    • @hannah_lundstrom
      @hannah_lundstrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nope, you were right. Definitely a stomach growl.

    • @danydazed4314
      @danydazed4314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Aznbeat Are you sure? could've been a demon.

    • @_Schwartz
      @_Schwartz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aznbeat I'm pretty sure that was her snoo snoo. It's probably hungry. Feeding time!🔥😜👍

    • @heyitssjace
      @heyitssjace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Someone call the Winchesters!

  • @Apollo2498
    @Apollo2498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was the 1st asmr video I’ve seen back in 2018 that’s how I fell in love with this type of content and has helped me sleep ever since love this channel and these 2 wonderful creators

  • @btrigwel
    @btrigwel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Okay. In my next life? I want to come back as this guy. SO relaxing!

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL ok. It's just hyperbole, dude. Settle down.

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand. I'm also curious, so if you don't mind me asking - What need do you think it meets for you when you succeed in annoying people?

    • @btrigwel
      @btrigwel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I appreciate your directness and your honesty. Thanks for answering, and happy trolling.

    • @chuckyscott2007
      @chuckyscott2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't believe in god, But I do think that, scientifically, you could be reborn as someone, as your atoms leave your body and they have to go somewhere, right? Like, I could be reborn as a chair.

    • @literallyaghost
      @literallyaghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TurletCleaner You sound so young. I sincerely hope you're able to find some perspective and empathy before your casual trolling for lulz turns you into yet another sociopathic internet edgelord.

  • @tr16apv
    @tr16apv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    24:14 i found this part sooooooooo relaxing

    • @wanderfulcolour
      @wanderfulcolour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finally, a comment about the whole point of the video

  • @jamieperez6580
    @jamieperez6580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    While their videos have a lot of triggers I just can't watch to go to sleep bc they do a bunch of shit that makes no sense and I'm just laying here questioning all the fuckery. Lmao like the tapping on a box on someone's back 🤔😂😂

    • @CivilTommy
      @CivilTommy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jamie Perez true, it would be much more triggering if there was a bit more realism in this "inspection"... The sense of fake doesn't leave me through video, preventing tingles from appearing

    • @WhisperingKeiju
      @WhisperingKeiju 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's kinda fascinating though. Couldn't go to sleep bc I can't stop watching the video. I'm constantly thinking "What the hell is she doing?!" :D

    • @MegaGeewee
      @MegaGeewee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor's log: Despite the ad saying it was for big mistakes, the eraser did not remove the patient from existence. Next idea: going to medical school.

    • @nootkpr
      @nootkpr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank god this comment exists, there's so many bs asmr videos out there. so much crap to wade through.

    • @danidowd9246
      @danidowd9246 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay this is literally my thoughts durning any asmr video 😂 I literally cannot sleep because I end up invested in the video and going “ what are they doing?”

  • @dannylleguevara1177
    @dannylleguevara1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me wanting to sleep, but instead laughing while reading the comments