Phil: *Has a knife* Emma: Why does Phil have a knife??? Me: Run Phil 😃 I taught you well 😀 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Phil: *Has three knifes* Mom: Phil…. drop. The. Knifes Emma: Mom, I already tried that Me: *Cheering Phil on* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ray: I have Matches Me: Oh can I have one?? Emma: Why are you guys all insane??? 😰😰😰 Me: Oh I usually don’t Use matches 😄 I usually use my bat but I do find Arson rather interesting 😁 So I tend to set things on fire for fun with Ray sometimes and then through it over the cliff and see how far it can go without burning out, it usually hits the wall and leaves a mark so we can tell if we got a new high score or not 😂
1:41 WHAT CHARACTER? PLEASE, LET IT BE A HISOKA, OR A KILLUA OR A GON! I FUCKING LOVE YOU EMMA! 2:23 THREE? Let it be 5, it's sound good! 4:02 I don't know actually... **Playing with a dagger** 5:03 10?! Phill, you're more insane than Ray and me together!
Ah yes Phil I raised you well your just like me my dear Me: HEY PHIL IS THAT MY KNIFE GIVE IT BACK AND I WILL TEACH YOU SWEAR WORDS!!!!!! Also Me: MY KNIFES WHERE DID YOU GET THEM THERE MY KNIFES I HAVE THEM IN MY BACKPA- ITS NOT HERE!!! PHIL!!!!!!
Emma: why does Phil have a knife? Norman: Phil has a-?! * confused Norman noises * Me: Ahh yes I trained Phil well 😌 The fact that no one in the comments ( even me ) are confused about why Phil has a knife, but they are acting like it’s normal and being proud is just ✨amazing✨
Bewo!!! I have a request and I hope it’s ok considering you JUST made a new video 😅😅😅😅 But I also really wanted to let you know that your videos always make me laugh and I thank you deeply for that!!! Just a small heads up, just in case you get confused, my whole ideas *starts off* kind of funny and then just like goes back to a normal video *mood* . Also a fair warning that this could very well be as long as half and essay! Please read to the end because it would be *deeply* appreciated but if not I totally understand!! Ray x Listener | Listener has fire powers (In a sense. They were born with it but they just now learned how to control it and just use it in general, hope this is ok!!), sorry it’s long 😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 Listener is deeply fascinated with fire and Ray introduces “Arson” to listener. Listener gets all excited and asked if Ray had any matches, Ray checks his pocket and to no surprise, finds his box of matches, Listener then asks for them and Ray says “as long as your don’t do something stupid with them”, Listener then takes the matches and lights one on fire and as they hold the match they bring it closer and closer towards there face as they become more and more fascinated with it. Ray then tells listener to stop cause it’s getting to close to there face and listener *snaps* back into reality, they say “Sorry Ray!!! Just spaced out will looking at the fire 😅guess it was just really fascinating to me 😁” and Ray gets a little weirded out by it but decided to brush it off. The next day Ray is woken up to his stomach being crushed by Listener laying on top of Ray, since you know since they jumped on top of him since he wouldn’t wake up. Ray is in pain and of course asks listener to get off but listener refuses and says “ill get off if you give me your matches”, Ray being Ray, he’s mildly infuriated but also quite weirded out, he knows listeners stubborn and won’t get off until he does he reluctantly gives listener his matches and gets out of bed with minor stomach pain 😅 Ray comes down to see everyone down stairs already and everyone eats breakfast, mom rings the bell, and everyone goes outside to play tag. Like usual, Ray is sitting by his tree reading and everyone decided to stop playing tag and chill for the remainder of free time, Ray noticed you where to anywhere to be seen so he gets up and asked Norman and Emma if they have seen Listener anywhere and Norman says “no” but Emma says “I think I saw them go into the forest, while we were playing tag I say them by the wall doing something, I don’t know what though, maybe their still there”, so Ray goes to check by the wall and to no surprise you where there, Ray already kind of had a slight suspicion you might be there anyways. Ray comes up to you without them noticing and he’s hiding in a bush near listener, as he creeps closer and closer without making to much noticeable noises he sees a light coming from listeners hands and listeners eyes where a beautiful Phoenix like color. As Ray stands there curious he creeps closer and closer to see without them noticing but he falls out the bush and made a loud noise (like a normal noise that’s loud enough to startle someone) and since Listener can be quite jumpy they get pretty startled and out of pure reaction they use their fire and shoot it at Ray but thankfully miss and hit the grass behind him and made a giant black patch of burnt and what once was, Grass 🥲 Ray gets even more scared since listener “almost burnt his face off” and gets up immediately so Listener would recognize him. Listeners fire powers go away but not COMPLETELY, and she tries making sure Rays ok but when they tried touching him they accidentally burn him since their hands are really hot still. Ray yells “Ow!!!” And listener starts apologizing even more and how they didn’t mean to and how it was just a reaction, “Promise!!!!! 😞😰😢”. Ray is now calmer but still confused on what listener was doing so he asked and said “He listener, what was that bright light in your hands and why were your eyes reddish orange???”, Listener response with “oh you saw that?? Well guess there’s no hiding it now”. Listener explains to Ray that she just found out recently that she has fire powers she was born with, told by “mom” and they have been using the matches as a fire resource to practice there fire magic or powers or whatever you would like to call it 😅 After explaining and what not, Listener and Ray decided it’s best to tell Norman and Emma to so they both go to Norman and Emma and tell them that Listener needs to show them something in the forest and it’s really important so Norman, Emma, Ray, and Listener go to forest by the wall and Emma and Norman or curious what it could be but surprisingly (to them), Listener asks Ray for a match and Ray gives them one, Emma asks Ray “Wait- why and HOW do you have matches in your pocket??” And Ray says “I don’t know, I just do, I like Arson”, but Emma and Norman continue to watch and Listener lights the match, closes there eyes, starts to slow down their breathing to a point where they don’t know if Listener feel asleep or not 😂😅, Then a strong gust of wind blows out from listener (like those bad ass moments in anime’s or novelists with powers and whatever) and their eyes turn Phoenix red and the fire from the match leaves the match as a whole and into Listeners hands like a small ball and listener then makes the small fire ball grow larger and larger until Listeners eyes are not only pheonix red but are starting to blow like a red night like or something but at some point, Norman gets a little worried and tells listener that they should probably stop growing it so no ones notices a giant ball of fire and listener understands and their eyes stop glowing and the fire goes back to it original state and listener blows out the small ball of fire left on there finger tip like a candle wik 🙃🕯 Norman and Emma where *SHOCKED* and even Ray a little bit since he’s never seen the whole process before and Norman and Emma you know just like say “how did you do that?!?!?”, “Can we all do that???”, “How did you find out you could do that??”, stuff like that and then Listener explains everything to them and then the end cause my fingers hurt a lot and I don’t know how much y’all like to read, plus I kind of ran out of ideas for this 🥲✌🏻
ray:emma emma:yeah? me:*trying not to laugh* ray:phil is right behind you emma:what does he have? me:*wheeze* please no- ray:10 knives me:*laughs my ass off* emma:help!! phil:i have a knife😃 me:*laughs so fucking hard that i fell off of my bed*
Phil has a knife Me:i thought him well😌 Also me:gives more* Ray:gives a matches* Me:ayo ray im the only one that is allowed to give phil matches and commit arsons
Hey hey heyy, i really like your content and also like reverse comforts, so i was wondering if you could do another __ has a panic attack, there's already a ray and emma one so i wondered if you could do a norman one, it's ok if not just keep up the good work
I have a request Ray x Listener where listener pranks ray and pretending their dead and puts fake blood on the floor and screams in pain but it’s fake and so ray Norman and Emma start crying over listeners “dead body” and so Emma ran to go get mom and of course mom is in on the prank so she’s like faking it and starts to carry listener to the infirmary and asks if they can stay outside and now it’s just mom and listener and a few minutes pass and they think listeners dead so they all go in there and mom goes outside and ray hovers over listeners chest holding their hand and kissing it while crying and he’s like your gonna be ok right yeah you will don’t worry baby and then Emma’s over here crying her eyes out like badly just sobbing and Normans crying comforting Emma but he’s like listener please wake up I can’t lose my sister (because listener and Norman are siblings by blood) and their all crying except Rays crying the most and listeners like you really thought I was dead and you can go on from there
Phil: *has one knife* Me: GO PHIL!!!!! Phil: *has two knifes* Me: who are you trying to kill and can i help? Phil: *has three knifes* Me: im ok with you haveing knifes but stop steeling them from me please Edit: Ray: now its on fire Me: ✨Fire✨😮 *takes match and stares at it* Emma: why are you all insane? Edit again: Phil: *has 10 knifes* Me: stop steeling my knifes get your own knifes!
Some parts of this video reminds me of when I was 4 or 5 and I played with fire and my brother played with knives yeah my parents raised weird children
me: Phil what do you have? Phil: A KNIFE!!! me: Put it down "Phil starts to run" me: Phil stop. Phil no no. STOP AHHHHHH! HELP! god Phil is a demon help me. amen🙏 "me seeing Phil" AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEMON!
Emma: why does Phil has a knife
Me: run child run i trained u well
I see you everywhere
Yes we train him
I raised Phil well. *proud mother noises*
Lol
LMAO
Yes
Yup you did
Yes
Emma: Let me see what you have!
Phil: A KNIFE! 🏃🏽
Emma: NO!!
Nice vine
Emma:"What do you have Phil?"
Phil:"AH KNIFE!"
Emma:"NO!"
Phil : finds knife
Me: PHIL GIVE MY KNIFE BACK!!!!
Ray: hey phil want some matches
Me :*steals matches*
Not the matches 😭🤚🏻
double kurapika 0.0
@@user-rs6dh6oq1t me holding the matches looking at Emma and singing: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!
Emma: no i'm not
**lights Emma on fire**
@@HeroOfHeros NO EMMA!?
Emma and Norman: what do you have
Phil: A KNIFE
Emma and Norman: NO-
Phil: *Has a knife*
Emma: Why does Phil have a knife???
Me: Run Phil 😃 I taught you well 😀
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Phil: *Has three knifes*
Mom: Phil…. drop. The. Knifes
Emma: Mom, I already tried that
Me: *Cheering Phil on*
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Ray: I have Matches
Me: Oh can I have one??
Emma: Why are you guys all insane??? 😰😰😰
Me: Oh I usually don’t Use matches 😄 I usually use my bat but I do find Arson rather interesting 😁 So I tend to set things on fire for fun with Ray sometimes and then through it over the cliff and see how far it can go without burning out, it usually hits the wall and leaves a mark so we can tell if we got a new high score or not 😂
We taught him well🙂
Emma: phil what do you have?
Phil: A KNIFE!
Emma: NO!
Phil has three knives Me:did you guys show him toga
LMAO
That child is toga
*Sweats nervously as I gave Phil the knives*
~Insert mild panic emoji~
😨
*Emma:Let me see what you have.*
*Phil:A KNIFE!!*
*Emma:NOO*
Phil : *has ten knifes*
Me : I love my child
Ray:hey phil you want some matches Phil:yea Me:no no NO! phil is not psychopath phil is INNOCENT!
Emma: why does Phil have a knife?
Me: because i'm a good teacher.
since phil has knives and ray has maches i want a baseball bat
I don’t have a baseball bat but I do have a few explosives so here you can have these 💣🧨
Yay
Can I have a gun, or some gasoline??
I want a gun-
@@Max-Audios you have explosives too!
Ray: *lights match*
Me: ooooooo fire! 😀
Emma: why are you all crazy?
Me: I'm not crazy, fire is pretty- *softly* useful for arson.. 🙂
1:41 WHAT CHARACTER? PLEASE, LET IT BE A HISOKA, OR A KILLUA OR A GON! I FUCKING LOVE YOU EMMA!
2:23 THREE? Let it be 5, it's sound good!
4:02 I don't know actually... **Playing with a dagger**
5:03 10?! Phill, you're more insane than Ray and me together!
1:41 Same, like I got so hyped over it for some reason 🥲✋🏻
2:23 I know right???
4:02 *proceeds to play with match*
5:03 HA! That’s my boy 😆
@@jellyqueen_5834 Should I admire them or be scare of them?
@@jellyqueen_5834 Then admire them is YEES
Emma:why do phil have a knife
Norman:why dose phil have omg
Me:ummmmmmmmm heh I told did not give phil a knife 😁
Ah yes Phil I raised you well your just like me my dear
Me: HEY PHIL IS THAT MY KNIFE GIVE IT BACK AND I WILL TEACH YOU SWEAR WORDS!!!!!!
Also Me: MY KNIFES WHERE DID YOU GET THEM THERE MY KNIFES I HAVE THEM IN MY BACKPA- ITS NOT HERE!!! PHIL!!!!!!
Emma: why does Phil have a knife?
Norman: Phil has a-?! * confused Norman noises *
Me: Ahh yes I trained Phil well 😌
The fact that no one in the comments ( even me ) are confused about why Phil has a knife, but they are acting like it’s normal and being proud is just ✨amazing✨
Ray: Hey Phil you want some matches?
Me: RAY DON'T YOU DARE
the way phill has a knife we raised him well
Mom: what do u have
Phil: A KNIFE
mom: NO-!
*Phil having 10 knives*
Me:Well time to hide my guns,explosives,and matches
Me : Phil where did you get the knife
Phil : Lady with with messy blonde buns!
Me : oh god…..
Toga : I’ve trained this child well….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me : *gives Phil a lot of weapons *
phil running arounde with a knife
Y/N: i teach you well
Yes❤
Me in my head: I think Phil gonna grow up as a murder-
Emma: let me see what you have?
Phill: A KNIFE!!
Emma: NO!!!
Meme
Mom be like: Why can't my kids be normal...? 🤡
Me every day after I decided to adopt everyone that wanted to be adopted-
@@Max-Audios I- 😶
ITS TRUE THO THEY EAT SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGES AND GLUE
Bewo!!! I have a request and I hope it’s ok considering you JUST made a new video 😅😅😅😅 But I also really wanted to let you know that your videos always make me laugh and I thank you deeply for that!!! Just a small heads up, just in case you get confused, my whole ideas *starts off* kind of funny and then just like goes back to a normal video *mood* . Also a fair warning that this could very well be as long as half and essay! Please read to the end because it would be *deeply* appreciated but if not I totally understand!!
Ray x Listener | Listener has fire powers (In a sense. They were born with it but they just now learned how to control it and just use it in general, hope this is ok!!), sorry it’s long 😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Listener is deeply fascinated with fire and Ray introduces “Arson” to listener. Listener gets all excited and asked if Ray had any matches, Ray checks his pocket and to no surprise, finds his box of matches, Listener then asks for them and Ray says “as long as your don’t do something stupid with them”, Listener then takes the matches and lights one on fire and as they hold the match they bring it closer and closer towards there face as they become more and more fascinated with it. Ray then tells listener to stop cause it’s getting to close to there face and listener *snaps* back into reality, they say “Sorry Ray!!! Just spaced out will looking at the fire 😅guess it was just really fascinating to me 😁” and Ray gets a little weirded out by it but decided to brush it off. The next day Ray is woken up to his stomach being crushed by Listener laying on top of Ray, since you know since they jumped on top of him since he wouldn’t wake up. Ray is in pain and of course asks listener to get off but listener refuses and says “ill get off if you give me your matches”, Ray being Ray, he’s mildly infuriated but also quite weirded out, he knows listeners stubborn and won’t get off until he does he reluctantly gives listener his matches and gets out of bed with minor stomach pain 😅 Ray comes down to see everyone down stairs already and everyone eats breakfast, mom rings the bell, and everyone goes outside to play tag. Like usual, Ray is sitting by his tree reading and everyone decided to stop playing tag and chill for the remainder of free time, Ray noticed you where to anywhere to be seen so he gets up and asked Norman and Emma if they have seen Listener anywhere and Norman says “no” but Emma says “I think I saw them go into the forest, while we were playing tag I say them by the wall doing something, I don’t know what though, maybe their still there”, so Ray goes to check by the wall and to no surprise you where there, Ray already kind of had a slight suspicion you might be there anyways. Ray comes up to you without them noticing and he’s hiding in a bush near listener, as he creeps closer and closer without making to much noticeable noises he sees a light coming from listeners hands and listeners eyes where a beautiful Phoenix like color. As Ray stands there curious he creeps closer and closer to see without them noticing but he falls out the bush and made a loud noise (like a normal noise that’s loud enough to startle someone) and since Listener can be quite jumpy they get pretty startled and out of pure reaction they use their fire and shoot it at Ray but thankfully miss and hit the grass behind him and made a giant black patch of burnt and what once was, Grass 🥲 Ray gets even more scared since listener “almost burnt his face off” and gets up immediately so Listener would recognize him. Listeners fire powers go away but not COMPLETELY, and she tries making sure Rays ok but when they tried touching him they accidentally burn him since their hands are really hot still. Ray yells “Ow!!!” And listener starts apologizing even more and how they didn’t mean to and how it was just a reaction, “Promise!!!!! 😞😰😢”. Ray is now calmer but still confused on what listener was doing so he asked and said “He listener, what was that bright light in your hands and why were your eyes reddish orange???”, Listener response with “oh you saw that?? Well guess there’s no hiding it now”. Listener explains to Ray that she just found out recently that she has fire powers she was born with, told by “mom” and they have been using the matches as a fire resource to practice there fire magic or powers or whatever you would like to call it 😅 After explaining and what not, Listener and Ray decided it’s best to tell Norman and Emma to so they both go to Norman and Emma and tell them that Listener needs to show them something in the forest and it’s really important so Norman, Emma, Ray, and Listener go to forest by the wall and Emma and Norman or curious what it could be but surprisingly (to them), Listener asks Ray for a match and Ray gives them one, Emma asks Ray “Wait- why and HOW do you have matches in your pocket??” And Ray says “I don’t know, I just do, I like Arson”, but Emma and Norman continue to watch and Listener lights the match, closes there eyes, starts to slow down their breathing to a point where they don’t know if Listener feel asleep or not 😂😅, Then a strong gust of wind blows out from listener (like those bad ass moments in anime’s or novelists with powers and whatever) and their eyes turn Phoenix red and the fire from the match leaves the match as a whole and into Listeners hands like a small ball and listener then makes the small fire ball grow larger and larger until Listeners eyes are not only pheonix red but are starting to blow like a red night like or something but at some point, Norman gets a little worried and tells listener that they should probably stop growing it so no ones notices a giant ball of fire and listener understands and their eyes stop glowing and the fire goes back to it original state and listener blows out the small ball of fire left on there finger tip like a candle wik 🙃🕯 Norman and Emma where *SHOCKED* and even Ray a little bit since he’s never seen the whole process before and Norman and Emma you know just like say “how did you do that?!?!?”, “Can we all do that???”, “How did you find out you could do that??”, stuff like that and then Listener explains everything to them and then the end cause my fingers hurt a lot and I don’t know how much y’all like to read, plus I kind of ran out of ideas for this 🥲✌🏻
My lord that was a lot to read- but I read it all and that is a great request but it might take a little while
@@Max-Audios Sorry it’s so long 🥲 And thank you!! since it might take a little while 😅 Um, good luck? 😀😅🥲
ray:emma
emma:yeah?
me:*trying not to laugh*
ray:phil is right behind you
emma:what does he have?
me:*wheeze* please no-
ray:10 knives
me:*laughs my ass off*
emma:help!!
phil:i have a knife😃
me:*laughs so fucking hard that i fell off of my bed*
Me the whole video after hearing a hxh plushe:KILUAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: Phill you know you can light the knife on fire with the matches
This is amazing and is there going to be a part3?
Probably not but that depends if I can come up with something
Phil has a knife
Me:i thought him well😌
Also me:gives more*
Ray:gives a matches*
Me:ayo ray im the only one that is allowed to give phil matches and commit arsons
i guess phil cant cope with the farm and gave up
Hey hey heyy, i really like your content and also like reverse comforts, so i was wondering if you could do another __ has a panic attack, there's already a ray and emma one so i wondered if you could do a norman one, it's ok if not just keep up the good work
Of course I can do Norman! It might take a little while though
@@Max-Audios it's alright, take your time with it and thank you
I have a request Ray x Listener where listener pranks ray and pretending their dead and puts fake blood on the floor and screams in pain but it’s fake and so ray Norman and Emma start crying over listeners “dead body” and so Emma ran to go get mom and of course mom is in on the prank so she’s like faking it and starts to carry listener to the infirmary and asks if they can stay outside and now it’s just mom and listener and a few minutes pass and they think listeners dead so they all go in there and mom goes outside and ray hovers over listeners chest holding their hand and kissing it while crying and he’s like your gonna be ok right yeah you will don’t worry baby and then Emma’s over here crying her eyes out like badly just sobbing and Normans crying comforting Emma but he’s like listener please wake up I can’t lose my sister (because listener and Norman are siblings by blood) and their all crying except Rays crying the most and listeners like you really thought I was dead and you can go on from there
Phil: *has one knife*
Me: GO PHIL!!!!!
Phil: *has two knifes*
Me: who are you trying to kill and can i help?
Phil: *has three knifes*
Me: im ok with you haveing knifes but stop steeling them from me please
Edit:
Ray: now its on fire
Me: ✨Fire✨😮 *takes match and stares at it*
Emma: why are you all insane?
Edit again:
Phil: *has 10 knifes*
Me: stop steeling my knifes get your own knifes!
Omg this was my request thank you so much 😊
Your welcome!
@@Max-Audios 😊
three knives
three knives
cmon phil...
I'll give you three more ♡
10 KNIVES?!
10 MORE KNIVES FOR YOU
I cant stop laughing
If there's a part 3 if can you do it where listener ray and Phil have kunai knifes
Ahahahahhhahahahaha phill with a knife
BRO IM IN LOVE WITH HXH
Same bro 😂😂😅
Oh my god phil 👁️👄👁️
Some parts of this video reminds me of when I was 4 or 5 and I played with fire and my brother played with knives yeah my parents raised weird children
Can you do norman x listener listener have a panic attack and norman calming listener down
Yep! Might take a little while
EVERYONE RUN THE SMOLL CHILED HAS A KNIFE
me: Phil what do you have?
Phil: A KNIFE!!!
me: Put it down
"Phil starts to run"
me: Phil stop. Phil no no. STOP AHHHHHH! HELP! god Phil is a demon help me. amen🙏
"me seeing Phil" AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEMON!
HOLA PEOPLE I HAVE ARRIVED
Hey
How does Emma know hunterXhunter is my favorite anime
She has her ways
That's kinda scary
XD me:yes phil yes
Where is part 1??
My unicorn plush smells like mashed potatoes and now I want potatoes
Bruh now it smells like Hershey chocolate.
EMMA GOT ME A HUNTER X HUNTER PLUSH AND I HAVE ONE :)))
Venti?-
Why are you here
@@Max-Audios IDK I'M SO BORED NO ONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME :)))
IF I COULD I WOULD HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT WHY DONT YOU JUST GO TO THE TAVERN WITH KAEYA AND ROSARIA?
@@Max-Audios oh diluc banned me yay *crying inside*
Oh-
Wait till they close and then steal the some of the wine and blame it on someone
😫💕