I once tried to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car but it wouldn't stretch, despite the fact that there was a sign saying "hoses stretch- use both sides." From that moment on, I have only ever parked on the correct side of the petrol cap. I used to think the joke was on me, but now its on _you_ Geoff Norcott!
You're already getting people saying you're wrong. But I totally agree with you, and have done the same thing in the past. I think if you have a very small, not overly wide car, then it's probably fine. Any car of an actual adult size and I'm parking with the correct side of the car next to the pump.
I got told off by my 30 Yr old daughter when I said fooking adherence to the religion of permanent offence is akin to mental illness because her neighbour upstairs might think I was racist 😂😂
Being "allowed to say" something is a pathetic thing to aspire to. Amazing how compliance and censorship has become so ingrained in the politics of the 'left'. I remember when it used to be about fairness and improving the lives of normal people
Yes you are. I was hesitant to click on this, half expecting his usual Tory/Brexit/Gammon apologist shtick. Despite this, I could tell he was smart years ago and predicted that he would have to change tack a bit as the evidence came in. Lo and behold, here he is, a virtual centrist.
I’ve got a plan to get more people voting in By-elections. Step 1: rebrand them as bi-curious elections. With no explanation whatsoever. Step 2: we don’t need a step 2 as Step 1 will do the trick
Geoff should do more impressions - he's very good with accents. But I think he SHOULD be scared of Labour- Smarmer is no centrist (if he's anything) and once they're in power, you can be sure, he'll be challenged by a hard-left candidate.
Timeline. Labour win the next election. Six months of gloating and vanity projects. Then three years of the unions running the country. A year of cover ups and then six months of blaming the tories.
Renaissance was not just due to rediscovery of supposedly Greek knowledge of physical sciences through medium of Arabic civilization enabling Europeans to break free from dogmatic culture of church but was triggered by the direct exposure of the West to Indian Hindu texts when the Ottoman lay seize on trade routes and they had to directly find routes to India by passing the Turks and Arabs
Yeah coz no one has ever said that the whole of British politics stinks after they finally concede the side they cheer for is a festering pile of shit have they.🤨
I didn't know who he was when I started watching, so assumed he was a crap left wing comedian taking the piss out of the Tories..., Then it turned out he was a crap conservative comedian and it all made sense. .
@@zckls On panel shows he is bantering with smart people who have a different perspective. His stand up is generally to a right leaning audience who lack nuance.
My ultra left wing relative recently visited, and I dropped Norcott's name when we were talking about comedians. He almost visibly shuddered, and said, "Ugh, no. I don't have the stomach for him." This was months ago and I'm still baffled.
This “comedian” is one of the corporate type comedians Bill Hicks used to rip the bag out of, he seems to think that using Russel Brands name will make him a bit more famous, using terms like conspiracy theorist is embarrassing
I always assumed that Rishi brought Cameron back so he could sit there and say "Hey! I might be bad.. But I'm not as bad as this cxxx who nuked the Conservative party..." To which I would say.. Yes.. You ARE that bad and indeed worse Rishi. Unelected and worse at that. I'll be the unpopular one in the comments and say that however bad Liz Truss might have turned out to be. She would have been better than Rishi. AND elected by the members at least.
Critical drinker recognises that context matters. Kudos. This is still a director with no experience of making feature films, even if her work in making documentaries likely deserves respect. She probably needed to make men uncomfortable in her documentary work in Pakistan. That's not a problem at all. But there have to be better options for Star Wars movie director. Is the problem that she is the only person who WANTS to direct a Rey movie?
"If you look like an 8-year-old boy, don't have a row about marbles."
...brilliant.
Great to see Geoff back, haven’t seen him for ages.
Great stuff. Keir Starmer reminds me of the Brian Badonde character from the Fonejacker.
I once tried to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car but it wouldn't stretch, despite the fact that there was a sign saying "hoses stretch- use both sides." From that moment on, I have only ever parked on the correct side of the petrol cap. I used to think the joke was on me, but now its on _you_ Geoff Norcott!
Pull harder
Park nearer
You're already getting people saying you're wrong. But I totally agree with you, and have done the same thing in the past. I think if you have a very small, not overly wide car, then it's probably fine. Any car of an actual adult size and I'm parking with the correct side of the car next to the pump.
Excellent stuff.
Absolutely superb 👏👏👏👏👍
He never fails!!
He never fails to be shit
Yep. Laugh? I nearly started.@@Nothing._-
👆🏼 Silly haters
Finally, something resembling good British comedy
Resembling being the primary word
@@drdouche4230 👍
@@drdouche4230 beat me to it...
Geoff is great love his stand up
Love it! Can’t wait to see Geoff live in Chester
I got told off by my 30 Yr old daughter when I said fooking adherence to the religion of permanent offence is akin to mental illness because her neighbour upstairs might think I was racist 😂😂
Rishi just reminds me of Roland Rat with those sticky out ears
I'll die happy if he ever stands up at PMQ's and starts with "Mornin' rat fans!"
Clever and funny. Aren't they both banned?
Love Geoff Norcott.
Quite funny this was, thank you.
Not sure we deserve another 4 years of liebour, there is a better option - Reform.
Made my Day this
Refreshing comedy.
Im a proud woke leftie. Am I allowed to say this is hilarious and well observed comedy?
Being "allowed to say" something is a pathetic thing to aspire to. Amazing how compliance and censorship has become so ingrained in the politics of the 'left'. I remember when it used to be about fairness and improving the lives of normal people
Yes you are. I was hesitant to click on this, half expecting his usual Tory/Brexit/Gammon apologist shtick. Despite this, I could tell he was smart years ago and predicted that he would have to change tack a bit as the evidence came in. Lo and behold, here he is, a virtual centrist.
Yep all welcome here. We're the tolerant ones.
Why would you want to go broke. 😮
They re all bought and paid for dosent matter who at number 10
I’ve got a plan to get more people voting in By-elections.
Step 1: rebrand them as bi-curious elections. With no explanation whatsoever.
Step 2: we don’t need a step 2 as Step 1 will do the trick
Taking a sideways look at the weeks news...
I Love Geoff
Nice one Geoff👍
Very good 👍 👏
Top Bloke
Might dabble. Love it !
Refreshing to see Comedy as it should be . The Woke/ P.C brigade are such a turn off and genuinely unfunny .
Brilliant
Most of his contribution to Radio4 News Quiz was a lift from this gig.
Geoff should do more impressions - he's very good with accents. But I think he SHOULD be scared of Labour- Smarmer is no centrist (if he's anything) and once they're in power, you can be sure, he'll be challenged by a hard-left candidate.
Starmer is an utter shithead - he was installed by zionists
I do hope so! 🙏 🤞
Timeline. Labour win the next election. Six months of gloating and vanity projects. Then three years of the unions running the country. A year of cover ups and then six months of blaming the tories.
Fantastic liver
Renaissance was not just due to rediscovery of supposedly Greek knowledge of physical sciences through medium of Arabic civilization enabling Europeans to break free from dogmatic culture of church but was triggered by the direct exposure of the West to Indian Hindu texts when the Ottoman lay seize on trade routes and they had to directly find routes to India by passing the Turks and Arabs
I want to bring these comedians to Bracknell acoustic cafe - how do I go about it ?
Political tellytubbie 😂
Premonition …
Yeah coz no one has ever said that the whole of British politics stinks after they finally concede the side they cheer for is a festering pile of shit have they.🤨
Probably the best conservative leaning comedian in the UK. But there's not a lot of competition.
I didn't know who he was when I started watching, so assumed he was a crap left wing comedian taking the piss out of the Tories..., Then it turned out he was a crap conservative comedian and it all made sense. .
I like him on panel shows, but his stand up needs a bit of work.
@@zckls On panel shows he is bantering with smart people who have a different perspective. His stand up is generally to a right leaning audience who lack nuance.
“Conservative comedian “ is an oxymoron
Don't be so hard on the Prime Miniature.
The lovable right-wing comedian that even militant left-wing twonks can't hate!
My ultra left wing relative recently visited, and I dropped Norcott's name when we were talking about comedians. He almost visibly shuddered, and said, "Ugh, no. I don't have the stomach for him."
This was months ago and I'm still baffled.
I like Geoff, he's barely centre-right though.
“Right wing comedian” is an oxymoron
@@Nothing._- Whereas left wing comedians are just morons.
👍
I thought geoff Norcott was a golfer or a cricket player?
Very good! No, that was Jeffrey Ball-cock.
You're thinking of Geoffrey Boycott
@@ChangeBegins9661 thats probably what the left calls for when they want him cancelled
@@hairzilla badum dum tiss 🥁
LOUDER!
You need to be pissed to laugh at this crap.
Laugh out loud, pertinent what’s not to like?
This “comedian” is one of the corporate type comedians Bill Hicks used to rip the bag out of, he seems to think that using Russel Brands name will make him a bit more famous, using terms like conspiracy theorist is embarrassing
I always assumed that Rishi brought Cameron back so he could sit there and say "Hey! I might be bad.. But I'm not as bad as this cxxx who nuked the Conservative party..."
To which I would say.. Yes.. You ARE that bad and indeed worse Rishi. Unelected and worse at that.
I'll be the unpopular one in the comments and say that however bad Liz Truss might have turned out to be. She would have been better than Rishi. AND elected by the members at least.
Yeah, this is a comedy platform not a political one. It was a joke.
Keir Starmer sounds like Kermit the frog on smack... Imagine 4 years of that!
‘Both sides’ = meh
He has a crap delivery
Somehow, the only show on this Chanel that didn’t make me laugh. No offence, but I don’t understand your accent and pronunciations.
Critical drinker recognises that context matters. Kudos. This is still a director with no experience of making feature films, even if her work in making documentaries likely deserves respect. She probably needed to make men uncomfortable in her documentary work in Pakistan. That's not a problem at all. But there have to be better options for Star Wars movie director. Is the problem that she is the only person who WANTS to direct a Rey movie?
Disappointing, safe humour with the usual easy targets, Is Geoff angling for a spot on a quiz show?
😂😂
Norcott. Used to be funny. Now it's just regime comedy.
This is tepid, centrist bollocks.