Severus Snape Reads A Hilarious Entry From His Overly Dramatic Diary About You [ASMR]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2024

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  • @darkartsmagic
    @darkartsmagic  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

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  • @athena3016
    @athena3016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    My cats when I leave home for any length of time:

    • @lizbarakat2191
      @lizbarakat2191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tell me about it…ours used to let out those really long, disgusted meows telling us exactly what she thought of being left alone…🐈🐾

  • @iconic_nurdle5267
    @iconic_nurdle5267 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Merlin's Beard, Severus! I was just out getting my nails done...

    • @WandaHeintz
      @WandaHeintz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was out getting some books sev like I just wanted to read my freaking series of books😂

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just out getting groceries ❤The house elves don't understand about frozen pizza!

    • @WandaHeintz
      @WandaHeintz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ladywytch129 lol

  • @zeroendless2
    @zeroendless2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Even his diary is pure poetry 🖤

  • @ThatOneChorusKid
    @ThatOneChorusKid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Damn… I’m gone for an hour to go get myself a new book and THIS happens 😭 Snape, dear, calm down… I’ve been gone not even 2 hours 😭

    • @darkartsmagic
      @darkartsmagic  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It felt like an eternity....

    • @ThatOneChorusKid
      @ThatOneChorusKid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You need to be taught some way to pass the time… try this wonderful thing called ✨reading✨

  • @Mixed_Activist
    @Mixed_Activist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Rip Snape’s lost button

  • @joaniekeyser4036
    @joaniekeyser4036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Wow. What in the name of Godric Gryffindor happened to make Sev feel this way?

    • @darkartsmagic
      @darkartsmagic  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You left to visit friends and family. You've only been gone 3 days. 🤣

    • @joaniekeyser4036
      @joaniekeyser4036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@darkartsmagic blimey. Only three days without me and Sev turns into a drama queen, at least in his diary. He's probably gotten more sneery and snarky than usual too, eh?

    • @darkartsmagic
      @darkartsmagic  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@joaniekeyser4036 I'm sure he was intolerable to be around. 🤣

    • @kassandrakarnstein
      @kassandrakarnstein 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was indeed gone for 3 days this weekend! Happy to have found this upon my return! Gotta love the drama my absence creates in his heart! ♥

  • @alinewegmann5127
    @alinewegmann5127 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is how magic works

  • @Renee-n9y
    @Renee-n9y 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    ❤ a Magical voice indeed ❤

  • @Sp1tfire_5316
    @Sp1tfire_5316 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My dearest love,
    While I know my absence causes you pain and that you've been shrouded in darkness for so long. I ask that you stay strong and do not let such feelings keep you from enjoying those around you. My love is with you despite the distance that separates us physically and know that I too miss you by my side. That I hate the distance that separates us but that I love you and nothing will change the feelings of joy and peace in my heart. I will return to you soon but until then try not to be to harsh to those around you in my absence for you are a gentleman with the most pure heart I've have ever known.
    With all my love, Spitfire❤

  • @megs8682
    @megs8682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ohhh his voice😍💚

  • @nataleamccaughrin2886
    @nataleamccaughrin2886 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A Glimpse Into The Journal Of Natalea McCaughrin:
    Dzheramschela (jhair-AHM-shay-lah, The Agerdinian for “Beloved.”) Severozha,
    How interminable the hours seem without you. I ache in your absence.
    Alas, I received an Owl bearing the message that my family urgently needs my assistance in the care of an infirm relative. They appear to be improving celeritously, however; perhaps, by the epilogue of the hebdomad, the fever will have disappeared, and I will be able to return to Hogwarts and you.
    I wonder if you realize how much that I love you, and how dependent that I am on you for a reason to awaken and to persevere. The prohibition of communication between the muggle and magical realms further complicates our separation.
    Until we are at last reunited, I will be counting the days until I can be submerged in your exquisite embrace once more.
    With All My Love, Throughout This Year, And Past The Ultimate Extremities Of Eternity, Natalea
    Saturday, February 10, In The Year Of Grace 2024

  • @BayBee_ASMR
    @BayBee_ASMR หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This audio coupled with listening to Diamonds in the sky is heartbreaking and cathartic but just shows how deeply he loves a woman and how his heart is so fragile for her even her smile would decimate his resolve.

  • @E_m_p_t_i_n_e_s_s
    @E_m_p_t_i_n_e_s_s 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    omg I love your channel so much!! ❤

  • @MargaritaANikitina
    @MargaritaANikitina 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alan's voice is the most beautiful thing in this world!

    • @darkartsmagic
      @darkartsmagic  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree. ❤️

  • @Aliyah_iscool
    @Aliyah_iscool 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Merlin's beard, Severus I was gone for 1 hour to get my nails done because Hermione painted my nails in gryfindoor colors

  • @MaKaylaWhite-nw2pd
    @MaKaylaWhite-nw2pd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me: oh gosh Severus I was at my mom’s place to grab your ingredients for your potion I was only gone for a few minutes!!

  • @KathrynAbbott-t7d
    @KathrynAbbott-t7d 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My dear favorite Professor. I understand how you feel and, I understand and can feel your pain. I am here for you. I am glad that you read the diary. It's a present from me to you because I don't hate you. You don't hate me, but I am glad that you love me just like I love you. I want to share both my heart and my life with you my dear favorite Professor. 😘😘🤗🤗🥰🥰. I will never ever hurt you. Still I am glad that you read my created diary which is a present to you.
    Yours truly, Kathryn Abbott 🤗😘🥰

  • @maryamsh6203
    @maryamsh6203 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Keep up 👍❤

  • @skilletfan1416
    @skilletfan1416 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Snape is the best.

  • @the_ultimite_life_form0460
    @the_ultimite_life_form0460 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That was intense 😂😅

  • @MelissaHash
    @MelissaHash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oubliette I absolutely lurve Snape's love stricken thoughts!

  • @Vincenthellsing125
    @Vincenthellsing125 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh my lil swan it's only been 2O SECOND I WAS IN THE SHOWER DANG IT

  • @darkenvy1901
    @darkenvy1901 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These comments make me so happy 😂😂😂

  • @ИринаКолесникова-т5й
    @ИринаКолесникова-т5й 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Северус💞💞💞💞🤗🖤💞💞💞💞💞💞💞Снейп❄❄❄🐍🐍 Принц❄❄
    Как❤ прекрасно слушать Вас о любви💞💋💞💞💞
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    Северус💞 Снейп Принц❄❄❄❄🐍
    Величайший волшебник

  • @lizbarakat2191
    @lizbarakat2191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow! Overdramatic or what? I was pondering if she actually went away for a prolonged period of time or merely went to Hogsmeade for an hour… It can be rather difficult to tell with Severus… I doubt he trusts any woman after the way Lily treated him…personally I thought it was pretty shabby…she was starting to fall for James when he insulted her and therefore found the perfect excuse to be rid of him…😢😢😢

    • @darkartsmagic
      @darkartsmagic  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree. I am no Lily fan. She was a terrible friend. He was in a chaotic state of stress and embarrassment when he called her a mudblood. She embarrassed him further by publicly calling out James. She should have put him on his arse with a spell. Instead she walked away and let Snape be bullied further. When he tried to apologize she turned her back on him. No compassion or sympathy. What a wrench. Drove him right into the arms of the deatheaters. I blame her for everything that happened.

    • @lizbarakat2191
      @lizbarakat2191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@darkartsmagic Lily was the same as a lot of lower middle class people…they want to be upwardly mobile and will do whatever is required to get there…By fifth year she would have begun to realise that she would only be taken seriously in the Wizarding World if she married a Pureblood,so she went for the jackpot…I’m definitely of the opinion that it makes her no better than the Deatheaters…