Do You Suffer from Brow Blindness? You’re Not Alone and Help is Available
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- Taylor Tomlinson explains the very real medical condition known as Brow Blindness and the true meaning of friendship. Later, Taylor Tomlinson welcomes Kelsey Cook, Brian Simpson, and Blair Socci into the group chat! They discuss the Emily in Paris video game, crime getting noticeably worse for the ultra-rich, and how they’re all coincidentally dressed like cool limo drivers.
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"I have no beliefs. I'm a vessel" 😂
she's a vessel for cbs...
I'm uncomfortable referring to any woman as "a vessel"
okay but that whole matching suits joke on Taylor made my morning
Note to Taylor’s tailor:
The bell bottom look was awesomesauce early 70s vibe w the tomato red, but this black outfit has more of an 80s-90s AC-DC thing going - also a great ref, but the big slacks don’t go as well with it (not terrible, just not perfect). I wouldn’t go skinny jeans but maybe fully commit to ACDC with the shorts? (could even fuse them w/vest to be a jumper, with same line as vest) or leather? if thats too much, just standard tux pants.
can’t wait till you get around to doing an Austin Powers reference ;) .
Something Cindy Lauperish would also be almost eerie on Taylor. The right makeup would start theories about Taylor being her long lost daughter.. and what would the internet be without conspiracy theories?
they do all look like cool limo drivers.
her reaction when the third one came out seemed genuine. I wonder if she really didn't know?
I would totally watch that Men In Black movie; it could not possibly be less than the last one.
I don't often comment on people's clothing, but goddam I love a woman's three-piece suit with a tie. Maybe some people can't pull it off, but haven't seen one yet.
Just for the record, I made this comment during the monologue before everyone came out in basically the same outfit. Love it. 😆
People of all genders should wear three-piece suits more often. Everyone looks good wearing one.
@@UESPA_Sputnik Paul F. Tompkins's suit with the yellow vest and the purple and green tie on the most recent episode is, frankly, stunning.
Seriously, taylor always looks incredible.
_"Oh, are you hosting late night?"_ 👔
The show always benefits when you can feel how much fun everybody is having.
these monologues are my new daily bright spot.
"exactly like the beatles"
Taylor in suit awakes something deep inside of me... i need to talk to therapist.
Not every woman can pull that off but Taylor does so damn well.
Whoever is doing Taylor's wardrobe, deserves an Emmy, or maybe even a Nobel Peace Prize!
The intro monologues are so good. Long live after midnight!
That BBBL line took me OUT! 🤣😭
matching suits is sooooo cute
I love Taylor in a tie, but all her friends coming out in a tie was just :chefs_kiss: ♥️
All us Gen X with over plucked brows that haven’t grown since 1989 sitting here jealous.
This was a good panel, too! They seem relaxed and having fun, as opposed to the “try-hard” energy many panels have.
If only boygenius wasn't on hiatus again because, with THAT outfit, Taylor would TOTALLY pass for Phoebe Bridgers. Lucy, Julien.... you heard that?
"L2 to summon your ethnic friend" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:06. We had very different experiences watching that movie 🧐. “Crying over the fashion” ?
OK BUT TROOP BEVERLY HILLS IS SO GOOD THO
Like, I get how tone-deaf her sentiment was, but it was just such a snapshot of 80s excess that part of me agrees with the nostalgia even if I'm a Midwest poor. XD God, I wanted *all* her outfits...
there’s a
*butler convention*
in town
I would watch that "Men In Black"
probly better
It would definitely be better than the last one!
#TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy Thank you again #TaylorTomlinson for another uplifting, insightful, and encouraging monologue! You could tell that #TaylorTomlinson was definitely surprised by the matching suits which she pleasantly expressed @4:49 (and of course she looked the best in hers)! Aside from your kind smile #TaylorTomlinson, this is a great way to start the show!
Also 48 hours now w insomnia … I might have to try the kitchen floor thing… but I think I’m too impatient. 🤦♀️
I did not have Taylor in a suit on my Bingo card but damn, woman...you make it look GOOD. 🥰
“Don’t date men who have podcasts” is becoming pretty universal! 😂😂👏👏🙌🙌 I don’t even date men who listen to men with podcasts.
funny how ppl werent laughing at kelsey's "karen" look because she still looked gorgeous, no questionable haircut can change that
Agreed. I couldn't figure out what was wrong until she explained it.
That was her "just moved from Spokane to LA" look, and you can tell.
My eyebrows had more stages than fckin Picasso, it’s horrifying. I have a collage of the progression (cause I’m masochistic or like wanna believe there is hope for a better world or something lmao) and honestly… I can’t comprehend how all of those people were me. Arguably just far too many eyebrows for one single person to ever have in an entire lifetime
I once shaved my eyebrows entirely off and penned in swirley designs in their place. (Ok, not exactly in their same place- up higher on my forhead so I could paint my eyes to look huge like a doll.) I paired it with giant chunky mary jane shoes, ripped fish nets, and club kid hair. NGL, I looked dope AF! 😂
@@themaggattack LMAO I was just gonna say I think i would’ve wanted to be your friend so hard
How about Steven Wrights amazing street sign; “I live on a one way, dead in street.”
lookin sharp, tomlinson!!! 😋
Congrats on Taylor being new member of boygenius
Top tier comment
A service helicopter 😂😂😂
Suits! 🤌❤
Kelsey's _The Hustler_ is great, but personally I enjoyed _Savor It_ (her comedy album on Spotify) more.
7:00 people do that so much on TV, "look what a terrible haircut I had". Of course you're free to think that, but the hosts and everybody always going along with it as if taste was a universal thing is weird 😅 I see nothing wrong with that picture.
7:44 Ooo, let me try! “No, babe, you have to get the French _wrong_ . If pronounced any correctly you lose points!”
I can’t possibly suffer from brow blindness when I’m literally blind
BLAIR! Love Blair.
Kelsey imho this is clearly not a Karen, but an Amy Adams! ❤🎉
It's an Amanda Tapping. Like... uncannily.
@@octavulg I see it, but also Lauren Lee Smith in some of her roles.
That suit is perfction
1:29 Like an owl
Who?
charlie's angels haha
Ur the best !!
I had to institute a "one snip" policy for my eyebrows. I allow myself to make one cut of the scissors per day. If I didn't, my eyebrows would end up like Father Ted's new car.
How did y'all break into Phoebe Bridgers' closet and why wasn't I invited? Mad like that cat that presses the buttons about it!
It’s not our fault that women’s eyebrows go through so many trends so quickly. But I agree that the 2021 trend of super thick eyebrows with the severe, sharp as a line edge over the nose.
Wasn't Kim robbed at gunpoint in her hotel room in Paris? It doesn't matter how much money you have, that's still a traumatic experience.
Of course no one should actually have so much money, but the reason people didn't get robbed in the past as much was because there was less wealth inequality (it was just starting). So she's literally longing for the days that the rich were less rich.
Robberies are less common now, than in the past. Even with the upticks in theft over the past 6-8 years, it's still lower than it was decades ago.
“All tied up”, eh? 🤵♀️🤵♀️🤵🤵♀️
Sorry, Kelsey, but that haircut is hella cute.
My eyebrows are so blond that they are usually invisible when I don't dye them, sometimes they get even brighter than my skin It looks hilarious. I didn't even notice until a friend commented #noeyebrows under a photo I posted 😅
Now I usually dye them.
love that suit
That's not Kelsey, that's the waitress from season 12 in its always sunny.
6:27 looks like she's had bad experiences with paparazzi
Yes❤❤❤❤
I wonder if the comedians wanted to joke on Taylor but didn't notice they basically cosplayed a Boy Genius as well.
Or just a middle school aged kid. They're brutally honest. If you go a bit too far, they'll let you know- by laughing at you... "Is that a squirrel on your face??"
Those squared-off eyebrows are giving FLCL vibes
Blair is like a sexy cookie monster ❤❤ love her voice ❤❤❤
I think her voice is sexy, too, but she doesn't sound anything like Cookie Monster to me.
That description also matches the diva in _The Fifth Element._
@@AdrianColley She sounds absolutely nothing like Cookie Monster!
Now I have a perverse desire to see a video with Cookie Monster singing the Plava Laguna Diva Dance
I always knew AM was a secret black tie event
Someone tell Kelsey she looked like a hot soccer mom.
Seriously, that look had _all_ the wrong neurons firing, in my head!
LMAO 😂😂😂🎉❤
I like the pre-game monologue, but I also feel like it ruins the pacing of the beginning of the show
Hold L2 to summon your ethnic friend lmao
Aht aht. You stay away from my skinny jeans
two/thirds? that's only 4.
That was _Men in Black : International_ and you look way better than that. Turned that shit off after 10 minutes.
That limo driver joke was racist. Shoot me, but look at Brian’s face, he 100% was trying to cover up a “wtf?” grimace. Taylor tried to clean it up.
10/10 show
Bang!
I do swipe left solely on eyebrows. Women who felt compelled to screw up their own perfectly good natural ones seem likely to have other problems. Plus visually, I get a whole uncanny valley vibe (shudder)
6:44 But you never actually see Karens with that haircut in those Karen videos. They usually have Blair's hairstyle or one of those messy top buns or like a Lemon Tree version of the Rachel.
Is it the horse or the chicken that's persevering?
_Do You Suffer From Brow Blindness?_
*Hawkgirl has left* *the* *chat*
She didn't put Kermit the frog on the board aww man..
Oooooh that was a shot at her ex Sam Morrel.
awsome opening segment. starting with "Put The Tweezers Down" and ending with Strange penis ahead [tho I expected him to say "Strange penis behind".]
It still needs to be majorly refined because it still hallucinates and comes up with false or inaccurate information. It definitely has a lot of potential though and will be once they get this part down. The other thing that they need to. The real future is an actual AI that's able to learn from scratch. Right now they only have AIS that learn from seeing other finished products like finished artworks and essays. When we get an AI that we can teach from the ground up like a child and build off a building blocks and come up with novel and new products it is made itself then we it's really close to the final state where it'll be extremely useful.
Poor fashion choice: Sun-In + wall of bangs. Yes I am a male, NO-I don't regret it.
Told me I had to go with my helicopter support dog. Ok. Blades start whirring and stuff flying everywhere. Must be ruff for them. Once we land take the rolls and get robbed on rodeo drive.
Ummmm that’s a moth actually 😜
They all are
Wonder what she would do if a waiter showed her a helicopter, manager hell
Go to Texas everyone has emotional support firearms
would be funnier if it wasn't so extremely true.
an old friend died in Texas while some self-important yahoo was mansplaining his gun to her.
not even exagerating.
Is that Ernie and Bert? On family guy They were in the bed together that was weird and gay. 😂😂
Was that your first clue about Ernie and Burt?
These monologues at the beginning are a bit too long.
You could use that to give more time to hearing the guests give more #Hashag answers.
DId not care for the opening at all, oof. Once the panel showed up it was great though!
Why is Kim kardasian?
Because God ran out of locusts?
@@AdrianColley ..and the winner in the category Best Answer on the Internet 2024 goes to ..
I like it but I'm still in my adjustment period of the show having an opening monologue
Booooo, 1800's clothing is crap!
Sorry, but Blair needs a voice transplant!
I like her voice. distinctive.
You'll know exactly who's talking, on the FBI tapes after the Incident.