Native African man describes alien encounter

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  • @simpinainteasyRHEC
    @simpinainteasyRHEC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Commissioner twelevepoint, thank you for sharing this ad. The truth is out there. 🖖

  • @raiderphoenix9977
    @raiderphoenix9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did I miss this !!!! BRILLIANT 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeezyP
    @DeezyP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every damn Galaxy ya got!

  • @HarleyMFDavidson.90
    @HarleyMFDavidson.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The whole world need Twelvepoint!

  • @ceedubya4264
    @ceedubya4264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey man we need some more videos over here. How can we campaign without them?

  • @RedEyedPatriot
    @RedEyedPatriot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    EverDayumDistrikYaGot 😎🇺🇸

  • @jermlittle1970
    @jermlittle1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bub that was Freaking hilarious! I’m still laughing .

  • @caterpillarslim1288
    @caterpillarslim1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part of my new favorite song goes like "🎶 Mike Twelvepoint ain't no mayor, Mike Twelvepoint is a pussy slayer 🎶"
    VOTE MIKE TWELVEPOINT FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER 2022 IN EVERY DAMN DISTRICT YOU GOT

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I’m far from a pussy slayer, but I paid him a lot of money to say that

  • @craigwells6227
    @craigwells6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Amazing, I just seen another old native and he told me the same thing. Said Aliens wish they could vote for Mike 12 point also.

    • @hct3692
      @hct3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @storminthewoods
    @storminthewoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bumps can't forget the bump

  • @badjuju2612
    @badjuju2612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're vids brighten my day man. All the fellas a work get a good laugh. I'm writing you in on my ballet for sure.

  • @renataorr7280
    @renataorr7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike Twelvepoint is the greatest 🙌 👏

  • @tattoo817
    @tattoo817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can confirm that this is 100% accurate! I ran this up to Rick at paw stars and he knew a expert who said this is authentic!

  • @mia_over_here
    @mia_over_here 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike Twelvepoint is the hero we need, but don't deserve. 😂❤️

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think we all deserve better roads

    • @mia_over_here
      @mia_over_here 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeTwelvepoint, in one of your videos when you said, "I'm for life! I'm for death!" or something to that effect, I lost it, and that's a lot for me, because I tend to be stoic. Best of luck to you on your campaign. I wish you'd come here and run. And yes, better roads for sure! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @cooleyfitness13
    @cooleyfitness13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best political ad of all time lol

  • @JennaMarieWV
    @JennaMarieWV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk how I am just seeing this....but it's definitely hilarious 😂 mike twelvepoint, you're still my favorite!

  • @randycassidy198
    @randycassidy198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was fuckin epic!!! VOTE Mike Twelvepoint!!!

  • @tigercat73
    @tigercat73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ole 12point is the positivity we all need. Lmao. He got great ideas for our future and the future of our children. Hes got my vote.

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A better tomorrow, a better day after tomorrow

  • @petepletcher2647
    @petepletcher2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, you’re too much. F’n love it !!

  • @WickedNeedle
    @WickedNeedle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It would be amazing if someone found it written in a pyramid. The greatest campaign ever written in hieroglyphics

  • @austinsonnenberg6403
    @austinsonnenberg6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes got my vote !!

  • @zakkthemaniac0329
    @zakkthemaniac0329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys, I've been seeing it and seeing it everybody needs to vote for good ol twelve point. He's gone do great things!!! I know it! MIKE TWELVE-POINT 2022

  • @blakep3183
    @blakep3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I trust every word this man just said

  • @NotASnowflake
    @NotASnowflake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so glad to see that 99% of people aren't snowflaking over this video because it's funny. Look people, who got butt hurt over this video but deleted your comment, comedy is subjective and taking it literally is your problem, Not Mike's!!
    Edit: fixed grammar

  • @wims5321
    @wims5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike Twelvepoint aint even a real deer

  • @T.Roy1782
    @T.Roy1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The campaign has entered phase 5, worldwide vote Mike TwelvePoint supreme leader 2022 and beyond.

  • @jessedavis7555
    @jessedavis7555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is internet Gold! Thank you for the laughs!! Mike Twelve Point 2022

  • @choirboyzcutleryoutdoors
    @choirboyzcutleryoutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SassyKYgirl51
    @SassyKYgirl51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They tried to say you were a crooked politician but I told them there was no way! Even my drinking water is better bc of you

  • @justinstorie379
    @justinstorie379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every County you got!

  • @jayjohnson9668
    @jayjohnson9668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike 12 Point for President……every damn state ya got!!!😎🤟🤟🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @tstryker03
    @tstryker03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually Swahili is my 3rd language behind Arabic Braille and Peruvian Jive talk and I can tell you these captions were spot on other than you missed where he said Mike Twelvepoint is a pussy slayer. Other than that kudos to the editor, :.,..**.:;'",.:'".,*:**;..:,'".',:;*;*:*?','.',#;* that's Arabic Braille that says Twelvepoint for county commissioner I love your children.

  • @kayb2309
    @kayb2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Low 🔑, I am so0 glad we got the 🦃!!
    Twelvepoint is the beauty built 4m disaster 😝😂😊🤘 let's go0 fuggin'... You're just my kinda funny guy!! I am gonna go ahead & manifest that U & Churchman will make one incredible vid together!! 👏 Now that will be the new & improved "media experience"... haha~ much love 12point!! You're needed mister commissioner 😄💯🤘 appreciate ya fuggin'
    ** You & Church do so0 incredible on ur own, just imagine you two's shine put together!!😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣💯 oh my lawddddd!!! 😄 🤣 😂 😆 haha~♡ the funny would neva stop from the endless ideas that you both could feed off of... I just hope to see atleast 1!!!! 😁🤘😂😂😂🙏 this vid was fabulous done 👍

  • @Muscleduprunner
    @Muscleduprunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike Twelvepoint is a man of the people
    #twelvepoint2022

  • @rob6949
    @rob6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very versatile inventive and funny skin

  • @RexBarclift
    @RexBarclift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol priceless

  • @tasha_111_
    @tasha_111_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every damn district ya got!!!!!!

  • @ceedubya4264
    @ceedubya4264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol my whole day is made when you post a video 😂😂

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I should post more often then 👀

  • @ken0269
    @ken0269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG , I laughed so hard I think I broke a rib

  • @SassyKYgirl51
    @SassyKYgirl51 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike 12 point every damn district! Better roads, I know you will make sure my kids and their kids and their kids and their kids have a great education!

  • @rollingstones06
    @rollingstones06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gobblenuts was leading his cult in prayer on his live last night. I was thinking Mike's gonna have fun with that 😂

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven’t seen it, been taking a break from that idiot. I’ll have to find the prayer tho

  • @nicklowery2680
    @nicklowery2680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike twelvepoint County commisioner 2022 in all damn districts!

  • @bobbyb2519
    @bobbyb2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How does one get ahold of these natives for advice , asking for a friend

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta know someone that knows someone

  • @LilFeller
    @LilFeller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have some videos, but need them translated... May I have the contact info of the translator you used? And do they speak "Dagburn Kentuckian"? That's too gud to be any kind of software. Software always fuckin up the translation.

  • @RJO6581
    @RJO6581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Twelvepoint is intergalactically know!

  • @jmparchives8826
    @jmparchives8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen. Thanks for the laugh!

  • @Hopscotch_24
    @Hopscotch_24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did you meet this guy???

  • @ikefitzpatrick3864
    @ikefitzpatrick3864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New upchurch song hilarious!!!! U in Mike 12 👉🏻

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo that is ridiculous, wtf man I’m in a lil big gobstoppa song

    • @ikefitzpatrick3864
      @ikefitzpatrick3864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MikeTwelvepoint lmfao

  • @ialone7487
    @ialone7487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣you got me! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍

  • @hickchick4494
    @hickchick4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing like a good ole wheat bump to get ya going so you can work those long days in the field. 😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m strung out on em

    • @hickchick4494
      @hickchick4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeTwelvepoint 😂😂😂 You just made me bust out laughing again. 🤣

  • @terrilell21
    @terrilell21 ปีที่แล้ว

    The back ground noises tho 💀 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CKAMERICA
    @CKAMERICA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😎🇺🇸😎🇺🇸😎🇺🇸😎

  • @mynamejosh5536
    @mynamejosh5536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😆 Wheat bumps are the best

  • @dcreighton12
    @dcreighton12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMFAO 🤣👏👏👏👏 vote mike Twelvepoint 💪

  • @amandaphillips4344
    @amandaphillips4344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    O...m....g I saw the title n started reading the subtitles,didn't notice who the tuber was that uploaded it,and soon as he started talking about where the aliens landed n the mariachi band,then I looked at the uploader 😂😂

  • @MichaelHatfieldFlowers
    @MichaelHatfieldFlowers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s pretty good!!

  • @joyelizabethvinson1185
    @joyelizabethvinson1185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is awesome
    🤣🤣🤣🥂❤️

  • @Preciousmiller1
    @Preciousmiller1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👍have great morning

  • @haleyoneil9172
    @haleyoneil9172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    O the God's Must Be Crazy!!

  • @charlenegoss2262
    @charlenegoss2262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂 I hope someone makes you laugh as hard as you make others. Have a great afternoon nuttin but love ❤😊

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A great laugh is hard to beat, usually free too. I laugh at everything 🤘🏻

  • @terryscott8893
    @terryscott8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That. Was. Grate big mike twelve remind me of johnny looking for one he ,,thinks,,, he dropped. 😨👍👍👍

  • @jonc.wright8651
    @jonc.wright8651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny stuff..love it..

  • @whoknows3347
    @whoknows3347 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:35 on gobbles last video

  • @kathleenthomas1971
    @kathleenthomas1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol, you are too funny, that was great

  • @Douttawv
    @Douttawv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this has to be the funniest video ever!! But a great way to get votes!!😁
    Like Michael Jordan once said...JUST DO IT... VOTE FOR MIKE TWELVEPOINT!!!

  • @rebeccastevens4564
    @rebeccastevens4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Click, Click, Clickety, Clank= me really likes this! 🤣😂❤️

  • @storminthewoods
    @storminthewoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Makes more sense then jonny

  • @dj-do8zo
    @dj-do8zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have a way to recieve pictures?

  • @wolfgirl1722
    @wolfgirl1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao 🤣 good bedtime story imma tell it to the sleddogs tonight. They’ll appreciate the click-clacks!

  • @pinkhare4344
    @pinkhare4344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO😂🤣🤣 You kill you!🤣 👈🏼 we say that here being funny……… thought I’d explain before someone thought it was a “bad thing”😁 Also, that’s funnier than Squeeky Lucas!

  • @arkgator1104
    @arkgator1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂 Twelvepoint 2022

  • @melvinreed5378
    @melvinreed5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll give her a bump to shut her up🤣 Vote Mike Twelvepoint and you will wake up and the land will be beautiful 😁

  • @artoffactz4516
    @artoffactz4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this Kat talking in clicks? 🤣

  • @kennykinsey3719
    @kennykinsey3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Might wanna check out gobblers page. It seems he bought a new “Mike” . Apparently he only paid 20 bucks. I had no idea radio shack did layaway but you may have to file a complaint over this new Mike. Good luck bud

  • @country4lyfe365
    @country4lyfe365 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is all of Mike's old videos I cant finder wtf.

  • @storminthewoods
    @storminthewoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omfg

  • @nicolecarrington1688
    @nicolecarrington1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get dem views!!!

  • @bluegrassnnawoods8198
    @bluegrassnnawoods8198 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again

  • @Jerry4baker
    @Jerry4baker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is funny af

  • @dj-do8zo
    @dj-do8zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nevermind I thought it would show the profile pic enlarged if you clicked it. Guess not. Oh well ....

  • @thetruth917
    @thetruth917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao hell yea

  • @lisa-gayle9939
    @lisa-gayle9939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadyj1976
    @shadyj1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sup P Slayer🙋‍♀️🤣

  • @deano216
    @deano216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dead

  • @ikefitzpatrick3864
    @ikefitzpatrick3864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha 😝

  • @HILLBILLYDIRTFARMER
    @HILLBILLYDIRTFARMER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @longhornjerry2896
    @longhornjerry2896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂

  • @AmazingWorldAmazingVideos
    @AmazingWorldAmazingVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What kinda of pens or pencils will be used . Cause them eraser can cause problems mike. Then those papers are not good . They male them their copies and pass them out in a pento. Hatch back . Like a green color. Anyways vote for Mike twelve point for all your damn districts. Hell who knows I might run for the water and waster superviser . Spot just opened up.

    • @MikeTwelvepoint
      @MikeTwelvepoint  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a position that needs a raise

    • @AmazingWorldAmazingVideos
      @AmazingWorldAmazingVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they said we all get free turkeys on thanksgiving . They raise them and we have half day of work and go to the farm to catch them . But besides that we get free water everyday at the fountain. So been trying get them signs made and we still waiting on the poles to be shipped. They are on back order something about the plastic is on the wrong boat . Boy I tell ya. Take 5 small fellers to do 3 normal size people's 1 job. Anyways you have a great day today . And hopefully I get this waste waster supervisor job . Cause I run the shovel right now and starting to get red rash in in-between the left finger closest to the pinky. Tried see if gobble had a bandaid but he didn't answer his door. Peace brothers and aunts cousins .

  • @robbywooster
    @robbywooster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ROBBIE420RHEC
    @ROBBIE420RHEC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @warrenmcelroy4718
    @warrenmcelroy4718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

  • @FortyGritSandpaper
    @FortyGritSandpaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahaha

  • @bjduke9412
    @bjduke9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find this to be racist and offensive to African cultures.

    • @HarleyMFDavidson.90
      @HarleyMFDavidson.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious?

    • @bjduke9412
      @bjduke9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HarleyMFDavidson.90 indeed. That's my great grandfather in this video.

    • @HarleyMFDavidson.90
      @HarleyMFDavidson.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bjduke9412 you're a special one... Well seems your "great grandfather" is a big fan of my brotha Mike Twelvepoint... But I guess if he offends you, you can find your way off his page as easily as you found yourself on his page.

    • @bjduke9412
      @bjduke9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HarleyMFDavidson.90 I certainly will. Black Lives Matter!

    • @HarleyMFDavidson.90
      @HarleyMFDavidson.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bjduke9412 well that organization is the biggest scam in the world... But OK.

  • @dj-do8zo
    @dj-do8zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao, I figured out a way. Check my profile pic ... Lls!!!