RTAA & Source - The Snail Assassin

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  • @littleandstupidgirl
    @littleandstupidgirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "Keep your friends close, and you snail enemies closer."
    -Matt Hollum

  • @ribbonroach5023
    @ribbonroach5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I cant believe tiktok is freaking out about this conversation without knowing where it came from

    • @Nopenotatall
      @Nopenotatall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For real they think it’s from reddit

    • @Stubbaroni
      @Stubbaroni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Nopenotatall I think reddit thinks its from reddit

    • @Nopenotatall
      @Nopenotatall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Stubbaroni they probably do. A lot of people on TikTok say it’s from reddit as well. Makes me feel old remembering this from rt podcast in its glory days

    • @lastEvergreen
      @lastEvergreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember when It Follows stole the idea too.

    • @duzk7588
      @duzk7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who the hell cares

  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    First unofficial million dollars but...

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +CoolAsFinnBro very true

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      CoolAsFreya was 10 million dollars tho

  • @Enthralpy
    @Enthralpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Gus: This is the dumbest hypothetical question ever
    Also Gus: Okay but what if the snail snuck onto the ship and was heading to you right now and you wouldn't even know--

  • @hallowjupiter6305
    @hallowjupiter6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Holy shit coming back to this now, I didn't realize that even the memes spawned from the question came from this! The spaceship meme that brought me here, already done by them! Man I wish Gavin would get credit for it

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Do not speak to me of the Deep Magic -- I was there when it was written!"

    • @ranjibir3806
      @ranjibir3806 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would Gavin get credit for it? This question has existed for a long time. Way before RT even existed

    • @sinnyboy3950
      @sinnyboy3950 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ranjibir3806 Where did it originate then? They literally all just made this up on the spot

    • @ranjibir3806
      @ranjibir3806 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sinnyboy3950 who knows where it originated from but the snail question has been a thing way before Gavin ever brought it up considering I've heard about it since I was in primary school. Well before this episode ever aired

    • @lainwakura
      @lainwakura 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ranjibir3806no it hasn’t 😂. stop lying and using the same copy/paste reply

  • @semi_friendly5086
    @semi_friendly5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    All these memes don’t know this is the origin. I was there at the beginning. When I heard people talking about the meme I was like “I remember gavin asking this!” Crap I feel old

    • @DaekoTan
      @DaekoTan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."

    • @ranjibir3806
      @ranjibir3806 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is not the origin. The question has existed for a long time now. I remember hearing it at school before RT even existed

    • @lainwakura
      @lainwakura 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ranjibir3806 no it hasn’t.

  • @cherrychocolate1434
    @cherrychocolate1434 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The snail at the end was from Adventure Time.

  • @jermonster4718
    @jermonster4718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Just put the snail in a sealed Tupperware bin

    • @vista7311
      @vista7311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yangxiaolong47 Decoys

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      yangxiaolong47 over the years it gets smarter it will find a way out

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How did you put it in the box.

    • @Shinigami-ve1mf
      @Shinigami-ve1mf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      someone else can put it in for you

    • @mrastleysghost
      @mrastleysghost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      put it in a screw-top jar and torque the fuck outta the lid. No way a snail can open a lid, i don't care how smart it is.

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    1.hire a guy capture snail
    2.keep snail
    3.live my immortal life
    4.wait till be immortal become a pain
    5.toch snail
    easy as that

    • @inoskyee
      @inoskyee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      toch snail

    • @austinlauver0197
      @austinlauver0197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking exactly

    • @that_one_guy_run3151
      @that_one_guy_run3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what I thought

    • @JackJQC
      @JackJQC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait till be immortal become pain.
      toch snail
      I thought I couldn’t spell

    • @Alexander-vm2ox
      @Alexander-vm2ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To make it work If anyone touches the snail they die

  • @corton1357
    @corton1357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    And 7 years later an app that has yet to exist would put Christmas music over this idea

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Trap the snail
    They never said anything about that

    • @bootwiththeloot4348
      @bootwiththeloot4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Trap it in salt. Done.

    • @bootwiththeloot4348
      @bootwiththeloot4348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Valon Fine. Put a cup on it.

    • @crazyinsane500
      @crazyinsane500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nature finds a way.

    • @TorrentialStardust
      @TorrentialStardust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      crazyinsane500 nature, uh.. uh... finds a wayyy.

    • @SubtleHawk
      @SubtleHawk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But what if the snail you trapped is a decoy snail and then the real one gets ya

  • @thomaswillard6267
    @thomaswillard6267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The origin of "Million Dollars but..."

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Thomas Willard IT'S THE PREQUEL EPISODE

  • @goatrambo
    @goatrambo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It would take the average snail (moving at 0.029 mph) 10.5 years to cross the continental United States (2680 miles across). So you really just wouldn't have to worry about it. I'd take it for sure.

    • @funkyano
      @funkyano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, but what if he got on a bus?

    • @TheTransFlag
      @TheTransFlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@funkyano or a plane

    • @elsuperfish
      @elsuperfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're immortal, remember you have to keep this up for all eternity.

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The snail will eventually learn to use transport

  • @elitemaxtheman2217
    @elitemaxtheman2217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    And then that all became a game mode called Death Snail

  • @eurithmicsrocks
    @eurithmicsrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The fact that this took 7 years to blow up

  • @BenjaminSteber
    @BenjaminSteber ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "This is the dumbest hypothetical question ever!"
    A decade later it's the biggest meme in RT history.

  • @XxTheJimsterxX
    @XxTheJimsterxX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ""When you come back to work.....be careful!" @ 0:51 Gets me EVERY fucking time xD

  • @nuqqets9570
    @nuqqets9570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that there's now a Gmod game mode for this scenario

    • @jayfeather7764
      @jayfeather7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What gamemode?

    • @nuqqets9570
      @nuqqets9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayfeather7764 Look up GMod Death Snail for the AH vid

  • @bplatinumpaladin
    @bplatinumpaladin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This needs to be an IOS game. You play as the snail.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PandaBrady I want that game

    • @lanarobles9379
      @lanarobles9379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should do it

    • @A-man1998
      @A-man1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do it!

    • @midnightfandoms8960
      @midnightfandoms8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eliza Ripper thank you for sharing that knowledge

  • @minecr4ft1z
    @minecr4ft1z 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    every hypothetical takes the cake w/ Gus.

  • @rogerrobles6121
    @rogerrobles6121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like how they had an easter egg for the snail in lazer team 2

  • @dankester5607
    @dankester5607 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They made a movie about this... it's called It Follows

    • @VzDARKzV
      @VzDARKzV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dan Kester Yeah, I was just thinking that...that movie sucked by the way. The online reviews lied to me.

    • @makaveli9789
      @makaveli9789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw the movie, it was one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I saw that movie...and it was actually really good!

    • @lowfive7983
      @lowfive7983 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@franzsanders9573 It was very good, above users have poor taste.

  • @utachan9318
    @utachan9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    love how this has come back on tiktok en

  • @ThatLadinPlaid
    @ThatLadinPlaid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    What if...hear me out...if they put a cup over it?

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +SqueedilyPlays What, like Godzilla?
      It'd still be moving around, leaving wet spots everywhere.
      "That damn snail..."

  • @Felivii
    @Felivii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never imagined it'd be that big. Good movie

  • @MrAntho191
    @MrAntho191 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love that this is now a thing and no one knows where it’s from😭
    Thank you RT❤️

  • @jackj3596
    @jackj3596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this is where the idea for "It Follows" came from.

  • @SharkyGTX
    @SharkyGTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how this has become a meme now

  • @samip7234
    @samip7234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i wonder if gavin knows what has become of his theory

  • @_DuxNet
    @_DuxNet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    WTF? This is pretty much the premise for the film It Follows!!

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Snail Follows

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      coming to a theater near you

    • @nukenarwhal7244
      @nukenarwhal7244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GiRTheDuck this was before it follows

    • @_DuxNet
      @_DuxNet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nuke Narwhal
      Yea I know which makes it even more funny. The studio owes him some cash I think.

    • @sevirkenevans
      @sevirkenevans 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like 10 million dollars?

  • @lainwakura
    @lainwakura 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THE ORIGIN OF THE INFAMOUS MEME

  • @BlackShadowUchiha
    @BlackShadowUchiha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is 2023 and this has been posted everywhere so now my coworkers are debating the snail and what counts as a touch, and all those things

  • @T5ComixCartoonz
    @T5ComixCartoonz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is more or less the premise behind "It Follows".

  • @tayoh4026
    @tayoh4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is a huge trend now on tik tok…..

  • @Hidden-Kard
    @Hidden-Kard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this is the first million dollars but

    • @ryanr4156
      @ryanr4156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark Mahony this was 10 million dollars tho

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same concept however.

  • @malia5089
    @malia5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way this is coming back again

  • @meredith989
    @meredith989 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a great idea to do this! haven't stopped watching this all morning!!

  • @TheSeaofScience
    @TheSeaofScience 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just negotiate with the snail.
    “Listen, let me live 100 years and you can kill me. Just give me that and I’m yours”

  • @murscience
    @murscience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is great now that they made this in gmod

  • @Johnnyarvin
    @Johnnyarvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This came right back round

  • @BublySofaPotato
    @BublySofaPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Google gets bombarded by snail questions*

  • @domeniklosacano7524
    @domeniklosacano7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    From what I’ve researched a snail can only move a meter an hour 😂 I think you’d be relatively safe for ever LOL

    • @lainwakura
      @lainwakura 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah they REALLY overestimated the movement of a snail 😂

  • @altec003
    @altec003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This should definitely be their next show.

  • @gokuworldsbestdad7150
    @gokuworldsbestdad7150 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Asnailsin!

  • @stageman3777
    @stageman3777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "cant sleep, snail will get me" ~ RTPC + The Simpsons

  • @jellydonut0
    @jellydonut0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new favorite rtaa I can't stop hitting replay

  • @harelchen
    @harelchen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are really fast! I figured it would take you a while to upload this but damn you work fast! Props Hembo good job.

  • @Belushibrotherfan64
    @Belushibrotherfan64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How this just now getting traction on Tik Tok lol

  • @leviticus_internet
    @leviticus_internet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So until now 7 years later, the snail assassin turns into a popular thing on tiktok?

  • @jamescontado9675
    @jamescontado9675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    POV: You came here because of tiktok

    • @tayIon
      @tayIon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      POV, you dont know what POV means

  • @teemvagabond2303
    @teemvagabond2303 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Solution to the snail problem put a cup over it

    • @XSanctusMalumX
      @XSanctusMalumX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Go to France.

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live in Singapore, soooooo
      -accept deal in America.
      -wait for snail to get close
      -go back to Singapore
      -invest money
      -profit!(?)

  • @arvianworkshop7118
    @arvianworkshop7118 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the begining of "million dollar but.."

  • @EclipsedEquinox
    @EclipsedEquinox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved Lazer Team 2, the snail was in it.

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They could just trap the snail

    • @jonweik4091
      @jonweik4091 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blizzic cant part of the deal

    • @nfadaloo
      @nfadaloo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But what if the snail gets out?

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blizzic it gets smarter you can't trap it forever

  • @joshybratwurst1398
    @joshybratwurst1398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gavin: Would you take 10 million dollars...
    Burnie: No. Yes. Sure.

  • @seawarshark6674
    @seawarshark6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They don't know that they created the universal meme

  • @fallenwallgaming3932
    @fallenwallgaming3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized they referenced this in Lazer Team 2

  • @GhostedArmy
    @GhostedArmy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lazer Team 2, anyone?

  • @ororion212
    @ororion212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There should be a full open world game based on this

  • @johnhostetler2167
    @johnhostetler2167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact snail's speed is only about 1 meter per hour so even if you're in the same room as them you still probably have a couple hours before you have to move a few feet

  • @Bat-Addicted-Loony
    @Bat-Addicted-Loony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They made a movie about this, it's called It Follows and it's actually really good

  • @otaku750
    @otaku750 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The boys on Trash Taste had this same question come up and I had to come back and revisit the source xD

  • @comeatmebro7654
    @comeatmebro7654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Get someone to put it in a cage. Badda bing, badda boom, it’s trapped.

  • @DukeTheRebel
    @DukeTheRebel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The original origin of A Million Dollars But

  • @tevphoenix252
    @tevphoenix252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The snail is back...

  • @JoeyDaPal
    @JoeyDaPal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like it wouldn't kill the guy watching, since it's you who dies when touched by the snail.

  • @leona.4220
    @leona.4220 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The start of greatness.

  • @robertrealrosso237
    @robertrealrosso237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just did the math. The snail could only travel 45 miles a year... this is worth taking the money

  • @demien2341
    @demien2341 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    to people saying "put a cup on it", yes you are somewhat right. Here's, another thing to think of. What about taking said cup, and putting it in a bowl filled with salt. The snail is immortal, but it's still a snail

  • @MunchkinMexican
    @MunchkinMexican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    smh tiktok people not knowing this is where snail tok is from

  • @kingofbunga
    @kingofbunga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lazer team 2!

  • @DarknessXER
    @DarknessXER 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Snail Assassin, pretty much it follows but with an instant death touch buff

  • @WillyTung
    @WillyTung 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Assuming the slowest speed of a snail (0.0028m/s) and half the diameter of the planet (6,371km), it would take the snail 72 years to reach you. Solid plan!

    • @slyngn7847
      @slyngn7847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Willy Tsung
      Is that when the snail goes perfectly straight? Because let me be hypothetical here. What if it needs to go up a mountain or over the ocean? Like, what if it decides to hitch a ride on a vehicle LOL

    • @robynhood3983
      @robynhood3983 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Willy Tsung Also you would want to use the half of the Circumference of the planet as the snail would go around and not through the planet. also 1/2 of diameter is radius

  • @stephanie9406
    @stephanie9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that they did the snail from adventure time

  • @cameron1008
    @cameron1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basically the plot of "it follows"

  • @rydertheashen1722
    @rydertheashen1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all remember when Rooster Teeth predicted the plot basis of the horror movie "It Follows"?

  • @SprintToggle
    @SprintToggle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep your friends close but your snenemies closer.

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite Million Dollars But...

  • @forgettableguy4142
    @forgettableguy4142 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bright this up to my friends at school and know they think I spend my time making up dumb snail theory like this all the time

  • @naruto17mirai
    @naruto17mirai 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one Hembohero

  • @cameronanderson9242
    @cameronanderson9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And here in 2021 its now the biggest meme of october

  • @gurrennap
    @gurrennap 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's the adventure time snail

  • @BrianSpurrier
    @BrianSpurrier 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Before you go to sleep, surround your bed in salt. It won't kill the snail, but it will slow it down

  • @colemanholt2434
    @colemanholt2434 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, snails move pretty darn slow, but here's my solution. Put the snail in a jar without touching it. And then seal the lid onto the jar with flex seal so it can't be opened again. The extra step then is to bury the jar or launch it into space.

  • @wayneigoe6722
    @wayneigoe6722 ปีที่แล้ว

    The easiest way to solve this problem is to wear my latest idea: SALT SHOES! They spray a small puff of salt out of tiny nozzles in the soles with every step. (I originally came up with them to make winter easier, but it would oddly work in this situation too)
    Sure, it wouldn't kill the snail, but every time it got nearby, the snail would be moving over a line of salt...
    Escargot? More like Escar-NO...

  • @timthatshim8037
    @timthatshim8037 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This would make the best movie ever!

  • @ghostney
    @ghostney 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you traveled around half the world, it would take the snail at least 47 years to reach you

    • @walrusrider7138
      @walrusrider7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless it managed to get on a plane

  • @SIRSkayKay
    @SIRSkayKay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ehy don't they just put a glass over it or something so it wouldn't be able to move?

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    chill gus, that's a great hypothetical.
    They made a movie about it several years later, except the snail is a sex monster.

  • @patwick7351
    @patwick7351 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My plan is to lock the snail in a safe and then live out my immortal life

  • @RumblesLikeDumblebee
    @RumblesLikeDumblebee 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is just a reminder of why humans are terrifying. We are persistence predators. We used to hunt by just tracking and following animals until they gave up or we got the jump on them.

  • @Gruvmpy
    @Gruvmpy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A garden snail travels at 0.047 km/h, if I flew from Sydney to Los Angeles, it would take 256723 hours to travel (straight line) thats almost 30 years, such an easy deal to take

  • @moonriseoversunset9611
    @moonriseoversunset9611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could put the snail in a jar and never have to worry about it. But if you forget you can put snail jar all over the jar so you'll remember not to open it.

  • @oivi3iv635
    @oivi3iv635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So this is where the plot of it follows came from

  • @alfreddrevis7364
    @alfreddrevis7364 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's the snail from Adventure Time!!!

  • @ApexGale
    @ApexGale 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put the snail under a cup, Put a cup over THAT cup, then put a book on it.

  • @vaxxor
    @vaxxor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me on that movie. It follows.

  • @Asmanedeah
    @Asmanedeah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldn't it be easy to get the snail in a terrarium?

  • @allyaw4798
    @allyaw4798 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That snail on screen was from adventure time

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Throw a snail?"