You know them pictures you see? When you make a piece of toast, Looks like Gesus Christ, But - I got one that's the most It aint a dogs butt I tip my hat for the guessin' I got a paving slab, With a depiction of Lenin, A beverage spillage, Proving more than average, Landing on my commie - crete patio, By my feet, my life complete, An accidental error, disastous sleight of hand, Sendipitous luck decreed however Beholds a delight where I stand A coffee stain portrait of Vladimir Lenin On my patio slab, Has brightened my night Removed all the drab That was until I heard Exit Mould...
You know them pictures you see?
When you make a piece of toast,
Looks like Gesus Christ,
But - I got one that's the most
It aint a dogs butt
I tip my hat for the guessin'
I got a paving slab,
With a depiction of Lenin,
A beverage spillage,
Proving more than average,
Landing on my commie - crete patio,
By my feet, my life complete,
An accidental error, disastous sleight of hand,
Sendipitous luck decreed however
Beholds a delight where I stand
A coffee stain portrait of Vladimir Lenin
On my patio slab,
Has brightened my night
Removed all the drab
That was until I heard Exit Mould...