"When is a slave not a slave? When he is a slavemaster" I was like "wtf?" when I first heard this, but after discovering the Dnyarri-Ur Quan story, mind=blown.
@swooju yeah it's a play on words. Khan being the steppe warrior in question, Fusion being what that deuterium is meant to achieve, put them together and you get Khan-Fusion, pronounced like Confusion.
I like the part, "You superior. You Hero. HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm? … no, no, not easily appreciated. Vigorus esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen Human Earthling! WE add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange… how sad.”
to be fair this is the Umgah we're talking about here you go for genetic mods and they probably would add some crap for lulz or something, then turn you into a blob because its fun or decide you are great enemy after the operation is done and turn you into a blob either way
Tried it, they just gave me an Umgah girlfriend and modified my eyes so I percieved Umgah as Humans and Humans as Umgah. I ended having to repaint my whole house. Total pain. The sex was great though.
If there are aliens in space with intelligence, I hope its Umgah which just makes jokes all the time and sarcastic. Or ok, maybe Chenyesu, Arilou, Pkunk, Mmmrnmhrm, even Spathi
@@MrDibara I can't completely remember but it might be similar to the Thraddash post-story fights where they're endless until you use the hyperspace escape.
"When is a slave not a slave? When he is a slavemaster"
I was like "wtf?" when I first heard this, but after discovering the Dnyarri-Ur Quan story, mind=blown.
ah and since they were being controlled by the dynarri when they made that joke...
@@tree_alone I guess it must be funny to the Dynarri sense he thinks it funny that the pets view them selves as pet owners.
@@docbaker3333 hypnotoad always fucked me up until I looked up a guide how to not have him drag you into urquan space
I love how the Umgah is speaking with multiple voices at once. Awesome effect.
a couple of the other races do this, like the orz- it's just easiest to hear with the umgah
the writers must have had so much fun dreaming up with these aliens
More writers should try to have that fun. It would do wonders to the immersion in their stories.
Yeah, I love how most of the aliens actually are really atrange, not just slightly modified humans.
To be fair, Khan-fusion was pretty funny
I really liked that one.
It's confusion? Or not? English is not my native, could someone explain the joke.
@swooju yeah it's a play on words. Khan being the steppe warrior in question, Fusion being what that deuterium is meant to achieve, put them together and you get Khan-Fusion, pronounced like Confusion.
Nah... It was *horrible.* Which is also why it was funny. And cringe. And hurt my stomach. _(God, why do the worst jokes always do that?!)_
I like the part, "You superior. You Hero. HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm? … no, no, not easily appreciated. Vigorus esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen Human Earthling! WE add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange… how sad.”
It is strange and sad. Transhumanism skipped. /smh
More intelligence? Infinite regeneration? More senses? Abandoned.
Chad Curran I would like a particular organ to be bigger.. **if you know what I mean**
Your lungs?! ;) You want some great pipes because you're a singer :)
Brandon Sergent It could end up being a new kind of cancer.
to be fair this is the Umgah we're talking about here
you go for genetic mods and they probably would add some crap for lulz or something, then turn you into a blob because its fun
or decide you are great enemy after the operation is done and turn you into a blob either way
"Make my waifu a reality... and don't make her look like an unholy creature of freakish proportions."
Poodleinacan thats going to happen anyway
Here your waifu, human earthling: hot mycon-vux hybrid.
@@Kromgar Just what I wanted!
Tried it, they just gave me an Umgah girlfriend and modified my eyes so I percieved Umgah as Humans and Humans as Umgah.
I ended having to repaint my whole house. Total pain.
The sex was great though.
@@awkwardcultism I am saddened nobody else seems to have gotten the reference. ;p
This is basically if the aliens from the thing evolved into an interstellar society
umgah are fun little critters
Slight deviation ?! That's a understatement.
Umgah = Space-faring trolls!
1 person does not have an organ of their desired size
The Umgah are crazy. 'nuff said.
If there are aliens in space with intelligence, I hope its Umgah which just makes jokes all the time and sarcastic. Or ok, maybe Chenyesu, Arilou, Pkunk, Mmmrnmhrm, even Spathi
Umgah jokes can be vicious though. Look what they did to the Spathi.
I like the sound of your videos bud! Your CPU sound card is GREAT! I like UMGAH DRONE - har har har :D
Why did you leave out the best part where the Umgah tell their secrets? :(
Umgah didn't know that the Talking Pets the Dynarri are the REALLY villains and is mad they lost
Well, they seemed nice, up until the end at least...
I could make a meme outta these guys...
These guys could make a meme outta you
space genies
I wonder what the Umgah would do with Liquid Ass.
Lol im in 2017.
5:54 ... I want it.
C'mon. Only 4 other people want long prehensile tentacle penises to use in real life?
Har har har
@ngnikolaos Someone set us up the umgah.
@ngnikolaos what you say?!
did they attack after u liberated them? hrrmm?
aceous99 giving you some drone ships to make things more interesting
they actually have to attack as they are battle thralls of Kzer-Za
@@DiamondSane *Damn. Well at least they honor their duties.* 😳
@@MrDibara I can't completely remember but it might be similar to the Thraddash post-story fights where they're endless until you use the hyperspace escape.