Cringe Millionaire Morning Routines

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  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    The fact that the first guy didn’t rinse his hair from the sink after shaving tells me everything I need to know about him

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +412

      i put the hairs in my pocket

    • @astro7220
      @astro7220 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@ItalianBachthat’s pretty silly

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Lmao as woman who has ex whos done that and it drove me crazy.😂

    • @Man-I-Love-Frogs
      @Man-I-Love-Frogs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ItalianBach you should sell them

  • @jakecavendish3470
    @jakecavendish3470 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    That first lad is 100% downing a pint of vodka, which is why the ice cold shower isn't an issue for him

  • @chip3224
    @chip3224 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    i love how awkward these are

    • @tami767
      @tami767 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally 🤣🤣

  • @bezmabryanx
    @bezmabryanx ปีที่แล้ว +531

    8:53 his to-do list for the day is literally “film morning routine” and “plan next video” 💀

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +157

      well he definitely made a great start

    • @Luigi-jy7wq
      @Luigi-jy7wq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Why would you even look at this thing after doing half of it? Like you can't remember what you need to do

  • @Bunnys_Oasis
    @Bunnys_Oasis ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I’m convinced all these grindset guys are actually just having manic episodes

    • @NicciTheAlien
      @NicciTheAlien วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can confirm when I’m having an episode it’s very similar.

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Is being constantly shirtless directly correlated to how successful you are that day

    • @alicelovesminhyuk
      @alicelovesminhyuk หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I cannot believe you would ask such a silly question. Of course it is! It's part of the #grindset 😎 But of course, only real #entrepreneurs get it 😩

    • @alicelovesminhyuk
      @alicelovesminhyuk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I cannot believe you would ask such a silly question. Of course it is! It's part of the #grindset 😎 But of course, only real #entrepreneurs get it 😩

    • @KIJIKLIPS
      @KIJIKLIPS หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes. Only works for true sigma males unfortunately 😕

  • @itsitzel
    @itsitzel ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Things I learned:
    1. The mustache is fake and removable
    2. Issac is evil because he found the audacity to replace the chair

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +48

      you are correct on both accounts

    • @itsitzel
      @itsitzel ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ItalianBach 😦😕😞😖😓😰😨😱😱✝️

  • @Ilyas-rg7ct
    @Ilyas-rg7ct ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Where have you been Isaac, we missed you. We cant live without you any more…

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Prepping a big video 😏

    • @leilawallace-m3c
      @leilawallace-m3c ปีที่แล้ว +177

      he’s obviously been doing these morning routines like the the actual heck do u think

    • @numerouscuts
      @numerouscuts ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@ItalianBachis it on another site huh Isaac

    • @ckozzyx
      @ckozzyx ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@numerouscuts thats js a bit weird to say tbf pal

    • @artchicken..5924
      @artchicken..5924 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@ItalianBach your bachlings are waiting

  • @henrygingercat
    @henrygingercat ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Do either of them ever yawn, scratch their arse, fart and go for at least a number 1 ?

  • @JayMurz
    @JayMurz ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "You don't have to simulate drowning" had me literally dying. It must be a part of the thrill.

  • @ellenatale
    @ellenatale ปีที่แล้ว +263

    we need a morning routine from you now at this point

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +115

      i don't exist

    • @Mr.DuckGoated
      @Mr.DuckGoated 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      69 likes nice ​@@ItalianBach

  • @namesurname7517
    @namesurname7517 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If I walked into the room and saw my partner breathing like that, divorce.

  • @ciciamanda.
    @ciciamanda. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    feet outside the blanket is crazy, the monsters are gonna get him

  • @pandinorthrop2206
    @pandinorthrop2206 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    This Australian man should try doing a 'productive' morning routine one day

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +181

      you have been banned from the comment section

    • @Gorgeous.nail.salon.
      @Gorgeous.nail.salon. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItalianBachwait are you Australia 🇦🇺?

    • @ollrue8551
      @ollrue8551 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Gorgeous.nail.salon.lmao no he’s not, people just find it funny to call him Australian

    • @Gorgeous.nail.salon.
      @Gorgeous.nail.salon. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ollrue8551 oh okay x

    • @tysonlinwood2446
      @tysonlinwood2446 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Gorgeous.nail.salon.he is very very very obviously Canadian I don’t even know how people get confused. He has a whole Canadian hat on 24/7

  • @nyarlathotep158
    @nyarlathotep158 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I just want to make a point of how hilarious it would have been if your mustache fell off when you did that.

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that's what i thought

  • @supadupanupanoob7401
    @supadupanupanoob7401 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I cant watch issacs videos in class anymore because I try so hard not to laugh so I look like a psycho maniac giggling silently to myself

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +73

      do it in the bathroom stalls

    • @jakecavendish3470
      @jakecavendish3470 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why are you watching TH-cam in class? If you don't concentrate on your class you won't get good grades and no one will want to watch your morning routine videos

    • @supadupanupanoob7401
      @supadupanupanoob7401 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ItalianBach smart thinking 🤔

    • @Straykids_made_me_stay_8
      @Straykids_made_me_stay_8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jakecavendish3470😢😢😢😢😢

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@supadupanupanoob7401doesn’t the teacher say anything about you watching videos in class?

  • @milicazukic6462
    @milicazukic6462 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    THE KNOCKING SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

  • @Laura-cd3rf
    @Laura-cd3rf ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s crazy he doesn’t have more followers. He’s genuinely the only TH-camr I find funny and could never get tired of watching

  • @nicovandermerwe2747
    @nicovandermerwe2747 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    *Wakes up and makes bed"
    Ground-breaking.

  • @hellbaby6709
    @hellbaby6709 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    thanks for posting 12 hours before my essay is due needed some procrastination fuel

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +36

      make sure you start the essay last minute

  • @y3llsphoya
    @y3llsphoya ปีที่แล้ว +25

    found ur youtube channel last month and i have been nonstop binge watching them. genuinely my fav youtuber ever :3

  • @LeeJCander
    @LeeJCander ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What in the GCSE drama was that second video 😂

  • @gracielunga531
    @gracielunga531 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "look at that adams apple twerk?" ive never heard of that wow HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i never heard that either 😔

  • @char4233
    @char4233 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Good to see you sugar bebby. Brett Maverick's lip looks so weird downing that water.

  • @widady8681
    @widady8681 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the new camera angle really brings out your face and ikea showroom nicely

  • @Bausatz
    @Bausatz ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Isaac don’t ever do that again,I can’t live without you, I NEED YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN GONE TOO LONG I LOVE YOU

  • @starfury3979
    @starfury3979 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:37 not even a minute in and bro says "I’m in~ 😏"

  • @darciecollopy6464
    @darciecollopy6464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the cheeky ad placement of Guinness after the “take vitamins”

  • @JayMurz
    @JayMurz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You have no right to be so funny. This feels like I am watching someone else with the exact same thoughts as me react to a video. Do you have my brain? If so can I have it back please?
    "I grab my dog. Go for a mile run. I MAKE IT BACK" was amazing. My friend here picks his dog up like carrying a dog is an essential part of a run

  • @1997jackattack
    @1997jackattack ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This video cured my Italian Bach withdrawal

  • @ArranEdits
    @ArranEdits ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think I much prefer this camera angle, feels cozier

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I do appreciate that Isaac doesnt get annoyed that the guy wakes up at 9. Like yes a lot of people work by then, but we all have the same amount of hours in a day and if he wants to get up later to do all the exact same amount of stuff, who cares? It shouldnt matter if you wake up at 3am or 12pm bc you can do the exact same stuff in that period of time, people are just more productive at different times of the day

  • @uselessbarbz
    @uselessbarbz ปีที่แล้ว +12

    jose is the king of productive morning routines fr

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he's made over 10 videos on it it's crazy

  • @Bovineareteddys
    @Bovineareteddys 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The knock when he was talking about guy 2 being a villain actually scared the shit out of me.😅🤣

  • @coolchickens888
    @coolchickens888 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    one day he’ll clean his room for us 😔

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +29

      all will be revealed

  • @user-hn6ld5zb5q
    @user-hn6ld5zb5q ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Your videos make me laugh so much! Top tier comedy

  • @am31lia
    @am31lia ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Batch, my to do list has two things too- my first is to watch ur yt vids and the second is your TikTok’s 😭

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now THAT’S productive

  • @skinnyworm883
    @skinnyworm883 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yes, it would be so funny if ur mustache fell on ur desk
    (6:08)

  • @poisnkitty
    @poisnkitty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So thankful for u content! Cody ko used to be my fav but ever since the allegations I haven’t felt comfortable watching him and have been looking for someone else to watch religiously and you sir are the one!!!!!!!

  • @morgie_2.0
    @morgie_2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I knew there was something missing from this video but I couldn't figure out what it was until you mentioned the new chair and I realised the rattling noises were gone 😓

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Might add in the sound effects for comfort

  • @Mha4lifee
    @Mha4lifee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:31 me every morning having a mental breakdown because I have to get up😂

  • @Zzzsweed
    @Zzzsweed ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can’t go a week without seeing you. Upload moreee

  • @Futureghost666
    @Futureghost666 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is anyone else annoyed that he said “smell good spray” instead of cologne?

  • @HollyFawcett-t8y
    @HollyFawcett-t8y ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All I want for Christmas is a daily upload from Bach teehee

  • @Ellis-zr1qd
    @Ellis-zr1qd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:28 made me laugh the bloody house down

  • @cheesecakegoth
    @cheesecakegoth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:00 okay but why do you guys do it like this 😭😭😭 love urselves

  • @marthamo1629
    @marthamo1629 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the first guy didn’t go to the toilet when he woke up especially after chugging all that water 😂

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can't see him p***ing in the shower

  • @shayshay27leila61
    @shayshay27leila61 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rewatching old vids and I’ve just realised at 17:13 you can see his playlist of videos to react to😭the type of videos he chooses are so funny to me😭😭

  • @ciriladewilanch6335
    @ciriladewilanch6335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    well the water in the morning is correct actually. i dont know how brits survive without at least 3 liter of water in a day. but in tropical country we do this, no beer for us

  • @Jupiterloobncj
    @Jupiterloobncj 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “All six of them” is an epic line

  • @wlammy4ever
    @wlammy4ever ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That shouting 4AM guy looks so incredibly tired 😂😂

  • @annickroussemrou1064
    @annickroussemrou1064 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is Brett voice really like that or it is naturally like he is trying to make a posh british voice without the british accent? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexandrayurchenko9841
    @alexandrayurchenko9841 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love your videos, you and ChadChad are two youtubers that make my life better. Wish someday you could make one together..

  • @love4yuuu
    @love4yuuu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bad time to be watching this at 3:27, trying my hardest not to laugh and wake everyone up 😂😂

  • @stingingsnow3440
    @stingingsnow3440 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way i got tiktok jus for him and then he posts this thank you lord and saviour

  • @nathanreed5456
    @nathanreed5456 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The to do list cracks me up. If there is only 2 things to get done do you need to write a list? I'm surprised writing a to do list wasn't written on his to do list.

  • @namesurname7517
    @namesurname7517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is it always the guys with this hair and mustache combo that is funny 😂

  • @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3117
    @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3117 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just set my alarm for 5:44 hopefully it works

  • @moophq
    @moophq ปีที่แล้ว +2

    after watching alex or cam hearing Isaac speak is like asmr

  • @StylessZ
    @StylessZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mate your tik toks make me laugh every time, just discovering your YT. Great content

  • @snarkxmaiden
    @snarkxmaiden ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Making your bed straight after waking up is grim, iykyk

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it helps if you just sleep in a corner on the floor

    • @snarkxmaiden
      @snarkxmaiden ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItalianBach that explains the plastic, slide right in to the corner 😏

  • @fishpootz
    @fishpootz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the first guys routine wasnt as hardcore sigma as i expected, its kinda good

  • @jessmusic0667
    @jessmusic0667 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:51 just hit the JLS move

  • @SuperChazzmatazz
    @SuperChazzmatazz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the things on the whiteboard was "film morning routine" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iforthomas563
    @iforthomas563 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo babe wake up, new angle just dropped!!!

  • @reviewer7ng
    @reviewer7ng 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    literally my fav youtuber to watch at the min, cant cope with the imitations lmao

  • @wellpal
    @wellpal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jose wakes up at “4am” and it’s bright as day outside…😂

  • @Queen42097
    @Queen42097 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The second guy was annoying but he did have some interesting tips, I liked the workout clothing tip, and the waking up a minute earlier each day. But why is he shouting lmao😂

  • @himeow69
    @himeow69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I’M JUST COVERED IN WET🤬🙂” 😂😂

  • @shannoncurtis2133
    @shannoncurtis2133 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It says on the white board “film morning routine” and “plan next video” if you was wondering 🙈

  • @wendy_lynn
    @wendy_lynn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The first guy makes a chewing gum that’s suppose to make your jaw more square. 😂

  • @Luke-k1y
    @Luke-k1y หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro for some reason im laughing at everything you say your so funny. Being your friend would be the best

  • @eggshells652
    @eggshells652 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my energizing scent is using the tropical febreeze after taking my morning dump

  • @habibasalah5605
    @habibasalah5605 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ur bed looks so comfortableeeee

  • @user-wi4ql7hj4q
    @user-wi4ql7hj4q ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do you know what would be so funny?
    If your moustache just fell off your face😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BABHAHABA

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what I was thinking 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @daniellapaulazzo
    @daniellapaulazzo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you’re my fav TH-camr, makes my day seeing your face ☺️

  • @bread9486
    @bread9486 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:20 girl he's deadass breathing through mouth

  • @alynatheworld
    @alynatheworld ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Babe wake up italian bach posted

  • @bricklebonkus7419
    @bricklebonkus7419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Second guy says he had 10 hours sleep, and woke up at 4am? Bro goes to bed at 6??? What the freak

  • @zakshafiq6568
    @zakshafiq6568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember the guy who’s stands with his pinkies out when he has his hands in his pocket

  • @rainythursdaym
    @rainythursdaym ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jose scares me. Bring back Kay's cooking

  • @BenjaminNelson-q7j
    @BenjaminNelson-q7j 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have a strict morning routine as well. Hell, I have a strict *daily* routine. If I don’t stick to it, I feel intense anxiety. Did an also mention that I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Just sayin’, this all looks way too familiar… 😂

  • @tomwesfog
    @tomwesfog หลายเดือนก่อน

    That guy is still only running a mile a day

  • @miapike202
    @miapike202 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    you forever crack me up

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you must be an egg 😹

  • @Lotta455
    @Lotta455 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    loved it! and don't forget... keep putting rice on your face in the shower

  • @animovie1
    @animovie1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A regular Latte from Starbucks is 62mg of caffeine if anyone wants to know

  • @RickyResells
    @RickyResells ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Early AF. Off to go shave my abs now

  • @eggsharley987
    @eggsharley987 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    IM DRUNK AND THE KNOCKS DURING THE JOSE PART MADE ME THINK I WAS GOING CRAZY N THERE WERE PPL IN MY HOUSE

  • @petersavieri
    @petersavieri 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Maybe I don’t want adrenaline” 😂

  • @pureeye6401
    @pureeye6401 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yes. it would be funny if your mustache fell off during that XD

  • @TheAllieBuba
    @TheAllieBuba ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t understand why drinking water in the morning is this magical new thing only they secretly knew about. Rich people? Has a glass a water in the am

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drinking water actually slows down your brain, scientists tell us. Quiz shows like University Challenge have water for contestants, but they rarely drink during the contest, because they are actual scientists and know better....

    • @TheAllieBuba
      @TheAllieBuba 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@neilgodwin6531 but drinking a glass of water in the morning is so you don't start the day dehydrated...were not in a contest at 8am 😂

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheAllieBuba Yeah, it's really important to keep hydrated, I used to work in a care home and in summer we were constantly encouraging residents to drink tea, squash, etc.
      I was just countering the suggestion that drinking masses of water makes you more mentally alert in the morning. Slowdown is strictly a short term effect, few minutes

  • @Bingwai
    @Bingwai ปีที่แล้ว +2

    looking good with the fresh trim 😍

  • @sarahbambi
    @sarahbambi 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not Bach blurring his feet lmao I can't

  • @jiminjams52
    @jiminjams52 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    what made him his first 100k was his face and abs

    • @idkwhy9570
      @idkwhy9570 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OHH ITS COMMING OOOOOOUUTTTTTTTT OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫

  • @Cinnimoroll_289
    @Cinnimoroll_289 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:44 HELP-

  • @austincenn
    @austincenn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i would be pretty scared if your mustache fell off onto your desk

  • @HJblows
    @HJblows 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The aggressiveness of the first guy shaving made me nervous

  • @graised_
    @graised_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It would indeed had been so funny for your moustache to fall on your desk whilst you scrub your face

  • @milliewri
    @milliewri ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you’re my favourite australian man isaac 🇦🇺 you’re so drop bear coded

  • @salequinha
    @salequinha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's kinda cool that he actually knows how to skincare