It's stuff like this after the main story that really make me smile, Kratos and Mimir truly have a bond and can really express it now that they are relatively at ease
I love kratos and mimirs dynamic being with each other for years that they call each other brother openly and they raised Atreus together honestly warms my heart
That is such a cute father thing to worry about. With the death of the mother, surviving in unforgiving lands, Aesir knocking on doors and impending end of the world I can imagine that it never came up. And it would be kinda weird at the end: "Atreus, before you go on your destiny-defining quest to restore your people as their champion - let me tell you about "the woo".
@@Lustie Yeah, no. There's a literal definition to woo. Mimir said he wanted Atreus to woo better than he and Mimir definitely has a way with words around women.
Both. It means that he didn’t have to answer questions he may not have been sure about explaining, and that we now have the mental image of mimir explaining how to make a baby.
@@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter I have a feeling he knew how to do it. He just didn't want to give his answers because let's be honest we don't want atreus playing the mini games Kratos did with the women of Greece plus aphrodite
"Son. If a man and a woman... finds each other attractive... The camera pans over to some object in the near. And certain buttons are shown on the screen...
😂I know we here for jokes but when they say “woo” that means show affection. That’s why minir said he taught him how he wished he would’ve done it (callback to his relationship with the valkryie)
Do you not know loki in Norse myth? Dude turned into a female horse to get fucked by a horse and then HE gave birth to the child, turned into women frequently in midgard to have fun with the local humans, had several non god children and MANY MANY more tales. Honestly in Norse myth loki gives zeus a run for his money
@@sayorinya5435 same with loki but even if it was male he was down with becoming the woman. (He really liked shapeshifting) I dont think zeus ever became a woman to have sex with men
You must learn to "woo" so one day another can "hoo" with you while you are in an elevator and they are a floor above you in The Sims 3, before the patch.
"First things first boy, you press circle, then square, then triangle, then turn the thumbstick to the right on a half-circle notion, then turn it counter clockwise on another half-circle notion, then finally turn your thumbstick on a full circle clockwise notion. If you complete this you will gain red orbs to upgrade your weapons and skills"
0:12 Mimir’s reaction to this made me laugh lol I doubt he’d ever imagine Kratos would worry about softer topics like love since he was always concerned with disciplining Atreus
Kratos: Mimir, have you gave Atreus "the talk"? Mimir: Wait, wait. I thought YOU gave him "the talk". *Realization* Kratos: Mimir... Mimir: Yes, brother? Kratos: We have to find the boy!
That's not what woo means people. To woo a woman is to gain her love not to make love to her. Kratos is asking Mimir if he taught his son how to talk to women. You don't talk to women the same way you talk to your bros if youre trying to win her favor.
"... and then you "⭕❌❌⭕🟥🟥🔺❌❌⭕🔺🟥🔄🔃↙↘⤵⤴↪🔀 and finish the combo with a ↕. You will know if it works when red orbs fly out into your own body. Is that understood?"
"Boy, you must spin the analog stick in a clockwise motion, you may not understand it....but soon you will, once the sacred symbols appear above them".
It's stuff like this after the main story that really make me smile, Kratos and Mimir truly have a bond and can really express it now that they are relatively at ease
I love that at this point Kratos and Mimir are the single dad and funny uncle trying to raise Atreus 😂
What advice would you take?
The man who WOO 10 Spartans, 6-10 women and Aphodite
or the guy who WOO a valkyrie and probably a nymph
To be honest it should be way harder to woo a Valkyrie than anyone Kratos has ever wooed
@@msnjenger yeah he literally banged a goddess of fuckin doesn't get easier than that
The guy who got a valkyrie 100% plus nailing aphrodite isnt thatbhard in Greek myth...you can pretty much give her a compliment and you get to hit
I’m gonna go with the guy who brokers bed for some red stuff
Aphrodite let mortals smash her because they gave her a basic compliment, I'm gonna go with the valkyrie
Too bad Kratos didn't tell *all* his stories of his youth. Anyone remember the spartan brothel?
He did tell the story of Deimos.
Lord Jesus is Lord and he is good hallelujah onto the Lord most high!
YO WE GET IT THERE'S A ⭕ MINIGAME
This is fucking great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey better her than Thrúd to be honest
Woo
Freya in the background listening to them:
What the fu...
yep, she probably confused as all fuck
She wants Kratos to teach her what is this 'woo' thing
@@condes9188 I think she already knows
Freya: "men☕️"
@@condes9188 she had a son she knows 😉
"Boy, when the time comes... You will have to press ⭕... You're gonna know when it comes..."
Underrated asf this one
Only real ones understand
Remember boy to get a strong bed
And to move the joystick like this: ↩↪
@@no_less03 this genuinely made laugh out loud hahaha
I love kratos and mimirs dynamic being with each other for years that they call each other brother openly and they raised Atreus together honestly warms my heart
That is such a cute father thing to worry about. With the death of the mother, surviving in unforgiving lands, Aesir knocking on doors and impending end of the world I can imagine that it never came up. And it would be kinda weird at the end: "Atreus, before you go on your destiny-defining quest to restore your people as their champion - let me tell you about "the woo".
I could totally see Atreus having to go find a book on the subject.
Would not surprise me if he just read about what to do.
Kratos would told him to smash O
BOY there was once a woman I spared her name was ..Aphrodite she was unlike another named Eros she was a fine woman a special woman indeed
@@mostbrutalcat463 Aphrodie stills remembers
Mimir:"Woo...do you have a better name for it, brother?"
Kratos:"In my homeland it was also called the "red orbs time"."
I need Red Orbs "Prepares Headphone" I am ready to grind it😏
Do you mean $e#?
There's no way they kept a straight face in the recording booth for this part.
I'm pretty sure woo in this sense means to charm a woman. Not necessarily how to put it in.
@@kokotaughs Idk, Kratos asked of he "did enough to prepare him." That sounds more like sex than talking and hand holding.
@@Lustie Yeah, no. There's a literal definition to woo. Mimir said he wanted Atreus to woo better than he and Mimir definitely has a way with words around women.
@@kokotaughs Man got one of the finest woman in all of nine realms, of course kratos trusted him 😂
Kratos allowed a severed head to teach atreus touchy subjects he didn't want to teach? I'm not sure if that's beyond funny or just a genius move
Both. It means that he didn’t have to answer questions he may not have been sure about explaining, and that we now have the mental image of mimir explaining how to make a baby.
@@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter I have a feeling he knew how to do it. He just didn't want to give his answers because let's be honest we don't want atreus playing the mini games Kratos did with the women of Greece plus aphrodite
@@xenaku3948 the least angry woo of kratos
He didn't teach him how O works with ladies 😂
"I taught him how i wish i would woo". That is not nice, Mimir
Atreus has a lot to live up to in terms of pressing O real fast
😂😂
Pretty soon, we’re gonna get THAT minigame back.
HAHAHHAAHHA
I don't think so seeing the series massive change of settings
They increased the age rating not for cursing but more important things 😉
jesus 🤣🤣
I think Freya is the one seeing the circle button above Kratos's head...
Bro they said it close to Freya
*flashback*
Mimir: "....very special"
Atreus: "What about tier 15?"
Mimir: "You stay away from that!"
Mimir: "Do not do tier 15!"
Atreus: "Why?"
Mimir the head and Atreus the half god half giant walk till never ends ragnarok Time!
Mimir gives himself too little credit. He's just a head and still got a valkyrie to want to spend the night with him.
That's ... you got a point
They don't call it cunniLINGUS for nothing!
That's what you call godlike rizz
"Son. If a man and a woman... finds each other attractive... The camera pans over to some object in the near. And certain buttons are shown on the screen...
So wait, Mimir was the one that gave Atreus the Birds and the Bees discussion?
😂I know we here for jokes but when they say “woo” that means show affection. That’s why minir said he taught him how he wished he would’ve done it (callback to his relationship with the valkryie)
@@myheadhurtbro6692 Hopefully the Birds and the Bees was somewhere in those lessons :P
@@myheadhurtbro6692 Bro they are obviously talking about sex 😂😂😂. Kratos knows nothing about "showing affection" and you know it 😂
@@HyakuJuu01300 Yeah because apparently he never showed affection to either Deimos or his daughter.
I would honestly love to know how kratos would of put that in words 😭.
If Atreaus heard all of the "bodies" Kratos has and probably all of the things he did he would not be able to live up to it haha
Do you not know loki in Norse myth? Dude turned into a female horse to get fucked by a horse and then HE gave birth to the child, turned into women frequently in midgard to have fun with the local humans, had several non god children and MANY MANY more tales. Honestly in Norse myth loki gives zeus a run for his money
Greek women are just different.
@@Lustie facts
@@gageunruh3574 maaybe but with Zues if anything looks female enough and had a hole it's good enough
@@sayorinya5435 same with loki but even if it was male he was down with becoming the woman. (He really liked shapeshifting)
I dont think zeus ever became a woman to have sex with men
*minutes later*
Atreus: *comes back home* father! mimir! I went to see Angraboda the other day and a ⭕ appeared above her! what does it mean?
Kratos: Mimir! You said you taught him!
"Atreus, today I will teach you how to... please... Angrboda. First, you ⭕, then you ↪, 🟥, and lastly, 🔺️. Do you understand, boy?"
LOL
Press O to WOO
Just realized, major character growth with Kratos as he actually used Mimirs name instead or just calling him "Head" all the time.
He calls him brother somewhere in the beginning of the game which i loved but i dont remember where exactly
@@zakiaw4963 The Dwarf Chimney area
I got a feeling that Angrboda will take the lead.
Yeah, because she already knows what'll come next.
@@nowanimportant8887 Oh she'll know what'll come alright
@@gavinotheshitpostartist5586 no pun intended
@@nowanimportant8887 eyyo imagine being able to tell when you'll be pregnant before even having sex
Ha woo
So the O minigame is woo for kratos
You must learn to "woo" so one day another can "hoo" with you while you are in an elevator and they are a floor above you in The Sims 3, before the patch.
"First things first boy, you press circle, then square, then triangle, then turn the thumbstick to the right on a half-circle notion, then turn it counter clockwise on another half-circle notion, then finally turn your thumbstick on a full circle clockwise notion. If you complete this you will gain red orbs to upgrade your weapons and skills"
What is the woo mean HAHAHAHA😆
sex
try to gain the love of (someone), especially with a view to marriage. It doesn't necessarily mean to know how to put it in
@@kokotaughs what are you, Google? 😂
@@akashrdr4698 yeah I took the definition from a dictionary website but it doesn't doesn't in any way dismiss my thought.
"Boy one day you'll press circle you will be met by many prompts you may fail but you can try again if you don't embarrass yourself"
As an individual with quite a dirty mind, that last bit of "how I wished I wooe'd" really got me 😂
0:12 Mimir’s reaction to this made me laugh lol I doubt he’d ever imagine Kratos would worry about softer topics like love since he was always concerned with disciplining Atreus
😂😂😂😂 man this is just precious
Freya: Im not listening
Woo
this is beyond funny
Kratos: Mimir, have you gave Atreus "the talk"?
Mimir: Wait, wait. I thought YOU gave him "the talk".
*Realization*
Kratos: Mimir...
Mimir: Yes, brother?
Kratos: We have to find the boy!
doesnt woo mean to "try to gain the love of (someone), especially with a view to marriage."
instead of you know
fucking
I’m just imaging mimir going, “Alright little brother, when you’re in love and ‘the time’ has come, you’ll see an 🅾️ above the lady.” 😂😂
Funny how despite the setting of Ragnarok, our main characters still have normal, relatable problems in their lives.
I’d pay another triple a price tag to see kratos flirt 😂
TO WOO
That's not what woo means people. To woo a woman is to gain her love not to make love to her. Kratos is asking Mimir if he taught his son how to talk to women. You don't talk to women the same way you talk to your bros if youre trying to win her favor.
"Boy let me show you how to do the circle" ⭕
"... and then you "⭕❌❌⭕🟥🟥🔺❌❌⭕🔺🟥🔄🔃↙↘⤵⤴↪🔀 and finish the combo with a ↕. You will know if it works when red orbs fly out into your own body. Is that understood?"
To woo😂😂😂😂
"Boy, you must spin the analog stick in a clockwise motion, you may not understand it....but soon you will, once the sacred symbols appear above them".
Did you teach him how to WOO?
The God of Woo.
What the woo?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"woo..."
Real father bro talk lol
Thrud is better tho.
Agreed
Marry both
@@Halal_Dan Ah yes, the good old bigamy
@@padroelhijodemorzat112 in Islam u can have 4 wifes
but Atreus couldn't smash Thrud... Thrud would smash him🤣
Hm
is that kratos?i think that's odin in disguised,There is no way he said that wooo....
This dialogue is so bad...
LMAO
someone teach atreus counter clockwise joystick with that.. ⭕
WOO BACK BABY