No lie, Jess. I too feel grateful for so much, but also fed up & crying & lashing out. Shit is rough right now. I have a lot of those books too. Lots therapy too. Would hug ya if I could.
I feel like your therapist and mine would totally agree, we seem to have a lot of similar thought patterns. The best line mine has ever told me is either ignore them or think about hitting them with your walking stick, (I hope she was joking) Bless you for your honesty in all your podcasts and acts. As with you I always say I’m medicated but good, which is essentially true. So please stay good and know you are loved by your fans.
My god. This magic that happens with Sarah & Jessica, this palpable sensation, is really, True Comedy, and Yeaah, you can't write this shit either. Improv amazed me back in '94. And I have never seen what I saw between these two. Of Course its funny. You guys, I'm not kidding when I say Jessica Kirson is the funniest person I know. And I get that other comments will have many different opinions. Her humor is MY humor too, does that make sense? I've just always thought that we connect to comics like this in an incredible way, really it's pretty cool.
Do you read the comments, Jessica? I adore you and so relate to your story. Your comedy is incredible. Have you ever heard of IFS (Internal Family Systems). I’ve done a ton of therapy and just discovered this profound therapy. ❤❤❤
I'm not a lesbian and I'm not Jewish but everything else that you're talking about sits with me so much and I just try so hard everyday and I feel like I don't get anywhere in a positive way
She so fancy, she got a walk-in closet. (I’m imagining my ancient Jewish grandmother saying this, if you haven’t got one [the Jewish grandmother, not the walk-in closet] you’ve really missed out on life).
Jess I love you, I don’t think all of it is part of your punch lines, I can hear myself talk when you describe all this, that’s why I relate to your comedy, and as you have said so many times on stage, you wouldn’t be funny if you didn’t carry all this luggage with you, God bless your heart! Thanks for your talent! some days I feel I just can’t go on and then I watch your videos! You make an impact! Thanks!
I recognised myself when she talked about being sensitive sounds. I can't stand loud people in public. I think we should talk more quietly when in public places.
I just bought a pack of supreme it those and then lost it. Now I have to wonder where it is and walk to the store and get honked at thinking everyone thinks I'm a prostitute
NOTHING will depress you like a salad. That's the WORST part of being a woman. Not the period, not the giving birth, the fact that we are expected to be skinny. Depressing.
You'd think that Kentucky Lightning would be looking for a Southern Gentlemen instead of cutting into the dating pool here up north. Matt Sweeney is one of the very few good men left up in the northern states worth dating and/or mating with. Kentucky, how about you staying in the hills and letting us Yankee women have a chance at Matt? OK? OK????
My boyfriend wanted to put me in a homeless shelter last night because I have threw a fit about why does he have a trash can in the living room and kitchen in the one of the living room plugs into the wall lol it keeps grabbing me in the morning the kitchen has those rolly lid on it I don't get it I don't understand it just pisses me the f*** off
Yeah he always wants to look at me I'm like why you staring at me? Why do you want to look at me why why do you want me to put on f****** Barbie to put on a pink lace bra and underwear like are you serious and then what
I just got mmad at my man last night talking about how he didn't understand how nipples work And get off by myself in the bathroom with a bra on and he like wants me to I don't understand what's going on
I was trying to say that I didn't understand why does trash can in the living that you plug into the wall it keeps moving and molested me it's getting on my nerves The other one in kitchen is plastic and has a lid that is stupid I don't know why it's even there
I get it. As hard as the battle is, you’re doing great. I hv depression too. REMEMBER TO BREATHE Breathe. Remember to breathe. Also, Celery crunches, just an FYI WHEN YOU NEED TO CRUNCH! How about a candlelight bubble bath? 🛁 People have no manners. We are disconnected. So sorry you are stressed!!! Yet knowing you’re getting crazier is actually how you know you’re healthy! Get a new bra! It will make you happy. 👙 and baggier panties will give you joy. It’s the little things dear. My father was a psychiatrist, so if you think you’re crazy, I must be bouncing off the walls. 🤪😵💫🥴😑 I’ve done it all. Here’s my advice: detach, accept, and do your program! You know what to do, USE YOUR TOOLS!!! ⚒️🔨🔧🪛⛏️🛠️🪚⚙️🔩 Easy does it babe! We’re all in pain. Perhaps you need to pursue Buddhism ? 🧘🏼♂️🧘🏼🧘🏼♀️🧘🏼♀️🧘🏼🧘🏼♂️. Ommmmmm. Now you’re hvg heartburn… omg!! 🤢 too many 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🤮🤕🥴😵💫 Oh honey we all go poop baby girl. 💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻 Thank you for the laughter through the pain. Now go and fold that f..king sweater please!! 🥼🧥👕👚👕👔 folding can make you happy, it makes your wife happy. Signing off from another nut 🥜 to a very special but. Remember that the mighty oak 🌳 was once a nut like you. 😜 one day at a time. Let your inner child play in the mud. Remember your inner child NEEDS to play! 🎠🎢🎡🎠🎢🎡🎺🎻🪘🥁🤾🏊🏼♂️⛹🏼
Thank you Jess for always being so open & transparent. Hugs to you
"Dried up on the cash for about eleven years..." Holy hell, the characters are such delights
That hour went by way too fast, this was one of my fave episodes of any podcast ever made hahahaha you broads are so fucking funny, love you! 🖤🖤🖤
Jessica is officially my favorite comedian. More of her and more of this please. Sarah is amazing too!
I died when Jess said her bra is a dog toy that's been chewed on for years lol HEY ITS MATT
I love you so much, Jess. I could listen to you talk all day, even if it's just about cavities and sneezing in public
You are a really funny comedian. My absolute favourite. This episode killed me. ❤
“I’d like to eat the meat off your ribs” 😅
Come back please! This is one of the best episodes of the podcast. Genius work guys. We miss you. Hope all is well.
No lie, Jess. I too feel grateful for so much, but also fed up & crying & lashing out. Shit is rough right now. I have a lot of those books too. Lots therapy too. Would hug ya if I could.
My favorite comedy duo
this is one of the greatest things on youtube
Sarah rules hope to see more characters from her in the future
I love these guys. Sarah wouldn’t be a bad cohost whenever she’s in town just saying lol
Damn Jess, the intro hit hard. Life is almost too much right now...
You are so real. I appreciate that you bring smiles to people
If you weren't a comedienne, you'd be a renowned therapist with an amazing sense of humour!! (Isn't that what the world needs more of ??)
You're the best, Jess!!! 💜💜
fucking A R T. thank you so much for this
Love this podcast. Sarah is so funny. Thanks Jessica
Matt and Kentucky are a match made in heaven😂😂😂😂
Great Podcast!
We need a blooper reel from every Sarah hyland appearance 😂😂
This is great omfg 😂
I feel like your therapist and mine would totally agree, we seem to have a lot of similar thought patterns. The best line mine has ever told me is either ignore them or think about hitting them with your walking stick, (I hope she was joking)
Bless you for your honesty in all your podcasts and acts.
As with you I always say I’m medicated but good, which is essentially true. So please stay good and know you are loved by your fans.
You make me laugh so hard, and yet you seem so serious! I can't wait to see one of your shows! I love listening to your podcasts too!
Fullon cried during the first part. Then laughed at the second part. Extremely cathartic video.
Sarah! Sarah! Come on guys chant with me.
Perfect
I'm an alcoholic too and went to AA for years,.I love your shows .God Bless you.I love your honesty.
Love when you and sarah calab
Omgggggg I just died!!!!! I feel like I just started living. Just found these amazing women just recently. 😅😂
This whole situation is incredible. 😂😂 The sheer nonsense they kept going for so long. I hope more people see this.
Love your honesty...I am right there with you!
My god. This magic that happens with Sarah & Jessica, this palpable sensation, is really, True Comedy, and Yeaah, you can't write this shit either. Improv amazed me back in '94. And I have never seen what I saw between these two. Of Course its funny. You guys, I'm not kidding when I say Jessica Kirson is the funniest person I know. And I get that other comments will have many different opinions. Her humor is MY humor too, does that make sense? I've just always thought that we connect to comics like this in an incredible way, really it's pretty cool.
Mona Kresa, hell of a sandwich
Do you read the comments, Jessica? I adore you and so relate to your story. Your comedy is incredible. Have you ever heard of IFS (Internal Family Systems). I’ve done a ton of therapy and just discovered this profound therapy. ❤❤❤
It's a lot to be me- wise words
You are beautiful person
We need more people like you
This felt so real
That Appalachian accent is on POINTTT
This is hilarious
Pure poetry
Fucking love you so much 😂😂😂
You’re my hero I love you 😂😂😂😂💗💗💗💗
Call me Mona Kresa! 👩🎨
I'm not a lesbian and I'm not Jewish but everything else that you're talking about sits with me so much and I just try so hard everyday and I feel like I don't get anywhere in a positive way
Well if salad with chicken is depressing. How is it for the chicken? Quite deep(d)ressing id say...ranch..cesar?
Watching Sarah and Jessica was not a much of a different feeling than having eaten a pile of shrooms.
She so fancy, she got a walk-in closet. (I’m imagining my ancient Jewish grandmother saying this, if you haven’t got one [the Jewish grandmother, not the walk-in closet] you’ve really missed out on life).
Jess I love you, I don’t think all of it is part of your punch lines, I can hear myself talk when you describe all this, that’s why I relate to your comedy, and as you have said so many times on stage, you wouldn’t be funny if you didn’t carry all this luggage with you, God bless your heart! Thanks for your talent! some days I feel I just can’t go on and then I watch your videos! You make an impact! Thanks!
I recognised myself when she talked about being sensitive sounds. I can't stand loud people in public. I think we should talk more quietly when in public places.
Bless your heart you beautiful beautiful effing🎉 awesome woman
Two hilarious women
Self-awareness can sometimes hurt!
Jessica when people ask how are you? Just say alive! You can also throw in "it would be weird if I wasn't!
Please come to Tokyo once, there is an audience for you here
Where are the other full episodes?
Happy birthday beautiful
Where'd the full epi w Shane Gillis & Matt go?
I don't understand how many trust in your living room the first place and the even the cat is scared
I think of you like the sibling I never had!!!
I love you miss Jessi
Holy cow what happened to Ms Hyland? looks a lot different
Breath lol
im 27, ive been having therapy for years, im not getting better and im not able to work. i just wanna know when this ends.
It’s the great Bobby lees ex, lol jk she’s fucking awesome
She's funny talking about sports
The last two times I tried to get chicken livers from Lee's they said they didn't have
Lol
Matt
Why don't you go on holidays to Tel Aviv ?
www.habima.co.il/shows/jessica-kirson/ I am coming next week!
P.S. you’re very pretty. 😊
Listen at her
Are we twins? Are you Gemini? Do you have ADHD?
You're an eager beaver!!! I can't..🤣🤣🤣
She's funny
I just bought a pack of supreme it those and then lost it.
Now I have to wonder where it is and walk to the store and get honked at thinking everyone thinks I'm a prostitute
Heh I think I caught it
Nah, livers from Lee's
NOTHING will depress you like a salad. That's the WORST part of being a woman. Not the period, not the giving birth, the fact that we are expected to be skinny. Depressing.
You'd think that Kentucky Lightning would be looking for a Southern Gentlemen instead of cutting into the dating pool here up north. Matt Sweeney is one of the very few good men left up in the northern states worth dating and/or mating with. Kentucky, how about you staying in the hills and letting us Yankee women have a chance at Matt? OK? OK????
I'm just really mad at the color pink and lace like what the fuc
So like you extremely
50 shades of grey… no thats not-
But , why is it a turn on though 😭😅
What's dippedd
I'm still stuck on TH-cam not letting me to say the word tits
My boyfriend wanted to put me in a homeless shelter last night because I have threw a fit about why does he have a trash can in the living room and kitchen in the one of the living room plugs into the wall lol it keeps grabbing me in the morning the kitchen has those rolly lid on it I don't get it I don't understand it just pisses me the f*** off
You are so funny my boyfriend wanted me to put on a pink lace bra and panties I got pissed off
For days
Yeah he always wants to look at me
I'm like why you staring at me? Why do you want to look at me why why do you want me to put on f****** Barbie to put on a pink lace bra and underwear like are you serious and then what
I just got mmad at my man last night talking about how he didn't understand how nipples work
And get off by myself in the bathroom with a bra on and he like wants me to I don't understand what's going on
I was trying to say that I didn't understand why does trash can in the living that you plug into the wall it keeps moving and molested me it's getting on my nerves
The other one in kitchen is plastic and has a lid that is stupid I don't know why it's even there
I can eat garlic
Girl lick
Maybe you should lighten up? Are you the dictator of the world? Focus on you not everyone else.
OH NO NOT THE SNORTTTTTT AAAAAAAA
I get it. As hard as the battle is, you’re doing great. I hv depression too. REMEMBER TO BREATHE Breathe. Remember to breathe. Also, Celery crunches, just an FYI WHEN YOU NEED TO CRUNCH! How about a candlelight bubble bath? 🛁
People have no manners. We are disconnected.
So sorry you are stressed!!!
Yet knowing you’re getting crazier is actually how you know you’re healthy!
Get a new bra! It will make you happy. 👙 and baggier panties will give you joy. It’s the little things dear.
My father was a psychiatrist, so if you think you’re crazy, I must be bouncing off the walls. 🤪😵💫🥴😑 I’ve done it all.
Here’s my advice: detach, accept, and do your program! You know what to do, USE YOUR TOOLS!!! ⚒️🔨🔧🪛⛏️🛠️🪚⚙️🔩 Easy does it babe! We’re all in pain. Perhaps you need to pursue Buddhism ? 🧘🏼♂️🧘🏼🧘🏼♀️🧘🏼♀️🧘🏼🧘🏼♂️. Ommmmmm. Now you’re hvg heartburn… omg!! 🤢 too many 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🤮🤕🥴😵💫
Oh honey we all go poop baby girl. 💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻💩🚽🧻 Thank you for the laughter through the pain.
Now go and fold that f..king sweater please!! 🥼🧥👕👚👕👔 folding can make you happy, it makes your wife happy.
Signing off from another nut 🥜 to a very special but. Remember that the mighty oak 🌳 was once a nut like you. 😜 one day at a time. Let your inner child play in the mud. Remember your inner child NEEDS to play! 🎠🎢🎡🎠🎢🎡🎺🎻🪘🥁🤾🏊🏼♂️⛹🏼