@@barnabasabrams7413 Bhahah! That's like boardgame publishers trying to trademark rule sets. Move over Seinfeld, we're going riding in a dune buggy and gabbing about dark things!!
literally was just thinking to myself why can’t i find more content of them together they’re sooo funny 😭😭 so happy this came out i couldn’t click fast enough love Jeff and Jordan need more of it lol
@@stevieleekaniuk-carrier8556 if you get the chance. See Jordan life. She's sooooo unhinged. It's just hilarious ranting mixed in the material. Best life performance I've ever seen. Jeff had a lot of annoying hecklers at the Vancouver show. It annoyed the fck out of me, he even called it out so he limited his crowd work
That bit about your dad got me. 2 days ago was my birthday and a decade anniversary of not having my dad in my life, he's alive but the worst alcoholic. I wish I had a dad I missed. Anyway, your late Seattle show was fantastic, it was an early birthday present. Love the pod, love you Jeff!
If you have any happy memories with him, hold onto those and understand he is sick. Alcohol truly steals people's souls. I'm 33 and just realized how bad it had become for me. In my AA groups there are old folks that have f'd up chance after chance and I can see in their faces, the regret, and the knowledge they don't have enough time to really even try to fix anything. Alcohol is literally a horrible drug, and I've tried many. Out of literally all of them Alcohol is the only one I truly feel should be illegal.
its like this, in the multiverse, its not that you exists in different versions. its that you and everything around you, every single molecule ever existed and could exists in every possible position at the same time
Remember folks if you ever feel useless just think back to this episode and be glad you weren't the one holding a camera for over an hour and only a couple seconds of that footage was used lol
Jordan killed it in Seattle even though the crocodile sucks as a comedy venue, imo. They pack it elbow to elbow with chairs that cut off the bloodstream to your legs. Hilarious as always, tho. Appreciate you coming all the way out here.
The idea of the front desk denying jeff a left over charger is INSANE, because i ONLY use stray chargers in hotels. I promise to bring them back as soon as im done, and they just LET me take them. And i mean i do always bring them back, but how does double tree in austin, tx know im being honest just cause i didnt lie to marriot near O'Hare? Thats wild to me.
1:13:56 its true about our past loved ones and dogs when my sister passed away unexpectedly. I wanted a puppy to help me with my grief and I randomly got a puppy on craigslist that was born on my sisters birthday in the city my sister passed away. ❤
Jordan Jensen, you’ve been my 2nd favorite comic for at least the past year. I’m in ny tonight with buds and saw last minute that you’re at fat black ooochie wallie? it’s 10:10p and I guess you’re done already, but I would enjoy seeing you live. Tonight would’ve beeen nice but so what another night. This is a whack ass simp whateva dafuq comment, but you’re funny n seem cool so thank you for spreading those positive vibes. Hope to see you some time. And the channel/account name that left this comment is not the account of the person writing it. But still wild tho. Good looks, thank you, and have a wonderful life.
Next time you're traveling from Portland to Seattle, or whatever? Y'all could totally take a train and do you podcasts while not making Jeff drive. lol
Re colds. We all just need to be more like the Japanese. Wear a mask when you have a cold and you won't give it to people. It's sad that this was so politicised.
I almost intentionally drove into a tree listening to Jordan's .. let's say mash-up of various ideas in physics lol. I felt the same though, when I was 14.... Seriously, like the emotional reaction to the way they try to describe the math, in language, with all of these metaphors, most of which aren't very good. Then I spent about a decade as a young recluse overdosing on 3meopcp, benadryl, methylcybin, dxm, speed, physics documentaries. Eventually with a little extra research I did start to /sort of/ grasp some of the ideas. lets see if this comment doesnt get censored lol
the main reason I haven't off-lined myself is because I'm looking forward to playing my own games. the reason I often contemplate off-lining myself is because I have to make my stupid games.
I would very much like to know what any people passing by think is going on in this car! Jordan could be the plucky reporter talking about a new scoop or just as easily the beyond-jaded detective in a serial killer doc pointing out where they found dismembered limbs over the years.
Before I write a whole manifesto here, I'll just say that there is a great documentary about the guy who realized many-worlds theory seemed very likely true, the guy who did that was the father of the musician from the band Eels. Highly recommend. The theory hasn't lost favor since then - only seemed more and more likely. And you shouldn't think of it like "well there's a version of me in a universe where everything is the same except my hair is naturally green", or something. It just says, basically, that everything that can happen will, or must, or has, happened, but in different bubbles of spacetime (aka universes). Has nothing to do with life or humanity or the Earth or anything.
I had to pause during the first ad because I nearly passed out from laughing. Jordan taking rereads and then "..horribly written line". Some poor AI bot just deleted itself in shame.
I love Jordan, I really do But listening to her passionately argue about physics and other stuff she's clearly not informed about is... rough And the egg / dairy conversation here did not make it any easier lmao
guy in the back holding the camera for an hour and a half just to use one minute of that footage.
One helluva bit!😅
Beat me to it!
😂😂😂
Maybe it’ll be used for a special intro or something
LMAOOO
just the thing I needed on a Monday morn….. comedians in cars talking death.
Jordan’s Netflix show?
@@barnabasabrams7413 Bhahah! That's like boardgame publishers trying to trademark rule sets. Move over Seinfeld, we're going riding in a dune buggy and gabbing about dark things!!
good mourning!
... and farts.
Not making Jeff drive and hold a mic/podcast 😂😂😂 this is fantastic
Imagine making the headliner drive himself instead of the 4 other people in the car.
*_+1 for not having the radio on while doing the pod._*
literally was just thinking to myself why can’t i find more content of them together they’re sooo funny 😭😭 so happy this came out i couldn’t click fast enough love Jeff and Jordan need more of it lol
Both favourites of mine, saw them local the same day at 2 different places fcking venues. Now I see them traveling together 😅
@ so jealous! never seen either live. but love their comedy videos and Bein Ian with Jordan and RIP JJ she’s just so good and he’s so funny
@@stevieleekaniuk-carrier8556 if you get the chance. See Jordan life. She's sooooo unhinged. It's just hilarious ranting mixed in the material. Best life performance I've ever seen.
Jeff had a lot of annoying hecklers at the Vancouver show. It annoyed the fck out of me, he even called it out so he limited his crowd work
Been a fan of Jordan for months but never seen Jeff til now ❤
Please please please, more of you two.
Hands down the best advertisements segments in any pod cast ever.
That bit about your dad got me. 2 days ago was my birthday and a decade anniversary of not having my dad in my life, he's alive but the worst alcoholic. I wish I had a dad I missed. Anyway, your late Seattle show was fantastic, it was an early birthday present. Love the pod, love you Jeff!
If you have any happy memories with him, hold onto those and understand he is sick. Alcohol truly steals people's souls. I'm 33 and just realized how bad it had become for me. In my AA groups there are old folks that have f'd up chance after chance and I can see in their faces, the regret, and the knowledge they don't have enough time to really even try to fix anything. Alcohol is literally a horrible drug, and I've tried many. Out of literally all of them Alcohol is the only one I truly feel should be illegal.
Jeff about his girlfriend: "She's so cute dude. We were in the car the other day..."
Jordan: Starts gagging
Hands down best midroll ads on all of youtube. Mad respect.
I can wait till 😂
Yessssss!!!! Two of my faves!!! Thank you for doing this ❤
imagine sponsoring a podcast and getting that ad read, god damn that was bad. i love it
This... is everything I ever wanted lol
Lol Jordan thinking eggs are dairy is 100% because they're in the Dairy aisle of the grocery store
its like this, in the multiverse, its not that you exists in different versions. its that you and everything around you, every single molecule ever existed and could exists in every possible position at the same time
nerd
@ dumb
Never clicked on a video so fast, love both of you guys!
Remember folks if you ever feel useless just think back to this episode and be glad you weren't the one holding a camera for over an hour and only a couple seconds of that footage was used lol
Or anyone that has ever tried to date Jordan
Truly wild hahaha
Jordan killed it in Seattle even though the crocodile sucks as a comedy venue, imo. They pack it elbow to elbow with chairs that cut off the bloodstream to your legs. Hilarious as always, tho. Appreciate you coming all the way out here.
The idea of the front desk denying jeff a left over charger is INSANE, because i ONLY use stray chargers in hotels. I promise to bring them back as soon as im done, and they just LET me take them. And i mean i do always bring them back, but how does double tree in austin, tx know im being honest just cause i didnt lie to marriot near O'Hare? Thats wild to me.
JEFF IS SUCH A SWEETIE BOY
i loved the on the road style. Jordan Rules
Jordan you keep up this pace of content you’re gonna take the King of Content title from List.
Jordan, every version of people you meet who had suicidal thoughts and took them seriously isn't here right now. We're the survivors of that.
Thank you Jordan I needed this
So happy for Jeff and his fiance. Sounds like they have a healthy dynamic.
The two best crowd workers together!!
You guys made me cry
I love that these two are friends.
Looks like she finally figured out the monetization. Congrats!
Fuck yeah, my two favourite comedian. I feel blessed. Thanks, dorks.
jensen and soder have the best uncut ad reads.
Two of my favorite people in one car for over an hour talking, yes please!
WHAAAAT this is amazing
1:13:56 its true about our past loved ones and dogs when my sister passed away unexpectedly. I wanted a puppy to help me with my grief and I randomly got a puppy on craigslist that was born on my sisters birthday in the city my sister passed away. ❤
Yay. My two favorite commedians!
I cried like a little bitch when Jordan said her Dad sent her Coyote 😭 how dare you make me cry my own tears!
NOPE you already fucked up
I will drive this car into a river
🤣🤣🤣 all in the first 20 seconds. love you Jordan!!!
Two seriously underrated comics !
Jordan Jensen, you’ve been my 2nd favorite comic for at least the past year. I’m in ny tonight with buds and saw last minute that you’re at fat black ooochie wallie? it’s 10:10p and I guess you’re done already, but I would enjoy seeing you live. Tonight would’ve beeen nice but so what another night.
This is a whack ass simp whateva dafuq comment, but you’re funny n seem cool so thank you for spreading those positive vibes. Hope to see you some time. And the channel/account name that left this comment is not the account of the person writing it. But still wild tho. Good looks, thank you, and have a wonderful life.
Bring back solo episodes! You’re so riveting when left to your own devices!
Jordan Rules... that's its it. That's the comment. Keep up the amazing work.
Jordan's reaction that uber conversation 😅 Jesussss
My two favorite comics talking Dec. 31 2024🥲🥲🥲 Happy New Year beautiful human beings🎉
It's crazy how fast Jordan's podcast blew up. She's got more subscribers than Ian now.
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Fun episode Jeff is the best
Ommmg! My two current favorite comedians :D
Can't wait for the hawaii show Jeff! 🎉
Making a joke about bombing to another comedian and bombinb while delivering it is peak.
R.I.P.
the crossover I MORE THAN NEEDED OMG😭😭😭Idgaf if this ends up being the most dogshit pod episode (could never) I love it already.
@57:24 Jordan’s remake of the extra in the “get some” machine gunner scene in full metal jacket😂
I didn’t know you were in Portland! I have tickets to see you in June though. ❤
Arcuri not taking his wife on the road seems to be a flex
This Channel has 81k subscribers. Bein Ian has 78k. Just gonna leave that there.
Didn't fact check this yet, but I believe it to be 100% true.
I'm rockin a full Costanza.. the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind.. it's a power trip if you can get with it
Next time you're traveling from Portland to Seattle, or whatever?
Y'all could totally take a train and do you podcasts while not making Jeff drive. lol
Fav pod ❤❤❤❤
Damn, I couldn’t not watch this one from start to finish
Re colds. We all just need to be more like the Japanese. Wear a mask when you have a cold and you won't give it to people. It's sad that this was so politicised.
I almost intentionally drove into a tree listening to Jordan's .. let's say mash-up of various ideas in physics lol. I felt the same though, when I was 14.... Seriously, like the emotional reaction to the way they try to describe the math, in language, with all of these metaphors, most of which aren't very good.
Then I spent about a decade as a young recluse overdosing on 3meopcp, benadryl, methylcybin, dxm, speed, physics documentaries. Eventually with a little extra research I did start to /sort of/ grasp some of the ideas. lets see if this comment doesnt get censored lol
2 & 10 JEFF CMONNN 🤣🤣
Separate beds is how you stay together JORDAN 🇯🇴
The dream with Dad 💙 so cool
4 months is insane
11:56 Hey Harry, do the comments section a favor and don’t always cut it out 😝
Two best crowd workers in the biz right now
the main reason I haven't off-lined myself is because I'm looking forward to playing my own games. the reason I often contemplate off-lining myself is because I have to make my stupid games.
just thought of a joke..lactose farts also known as dairy air.
Are they playing Dinkum! 10:38
YES ❤
I would very much like to know what any people passing by think is going on in this car!
Jordan could be the plucky reporter talking about a new scoop or just as easily the beyond-jaded detective in a serial killer doc pointing out where they found dismembered limbs over the years.
Poor fella. Just go super short and be bald. It will be freeing. I promise.
In the multiverse, chickens are dairy.
Jordans reaction at 57:35 🤌
Hell yeah Jeff
Eggs = methionine = sulphur
Coyote gonna run away and get hit by bus. There’s fur on Jordan’s hands
Probably an egg intolerance because same Jordan, same. 💀
rip to the guy filming the entire time and only using like 5 short clips from it
HE'S STRAIGHT??? lol great pod tho
Before I write a whole manifesto here, I'll just say that there is a great documentary about the guy who realized many-worlds theory seemed very likely true, the guy who did that was the father of the musician from the band Eels. Highly recommend. The theory hasn't lost favor since then - only seemed more and more likely. And you shouldn't think of it like "well there's a version of me in a universe where everything is the same except my hair is naturally green", or something. It just says, basically, that everything that can happen will, or must, or has, happened, but in different bubbles of spacetime (aka universes). Has nothing to do with life or humanity or the Earth or anything.
Its kind of sad that I can tell exactly where you guys are and what exits and buildings youre passing on that stretch of Hwy
@38:34 I think the seed has been planted, the Toxicouple will be the new power couple
57:42 jesus christ jordan, dude.. may you find peace
duality
Are eggs dairy? Lmao
I had to pause during the first ad because I nearly passed out from laughing. Jordan taking rereads and then "..horribly written line". Some poor AI bot just deleted itself in shame.
My 2 favorites just so happen to live in the same area and are friends..what?
Yayyyy ❤
How do I erase my messenger?
that new Google quantum chip might use "the multiverse" to calculate stuff faster
❤❤❤
jeffs the best
I love Jordan, I really do
But listening to her passionately argue about physics and other stuff she's clearly not informed about is... rough
And the egg / dairy conversation here did not make it any easier lmao
Wait, how many people out there don't know what dairy is?
Anyone driven that route enough times to go, oh there driving through Kalama…..Castle Rock?….
Where's Ian?
RIPJJ Future Guest Suggestions:
Tim Butterly
Aella
Luis Gomez
Johnny Salami
RadFem Hitler
Kim Congdon
Dave Sirus
Fiona Apple
Caitlin!
Great ending lol. thanks yall
52:24 Pretty much all women do that. They call it monkey branching or lily padding.