"Our scientists discovered:
terrorism"
I'm dying
It's just a guy in a lab coat looking at the test tube, going like, "Finally, terrorism"
"Slavery is bad because slaves don't pay taxes" is going in my quotes book
@@gabbyprincip1575 "I mean, imagine paying taxes."
-Recruit Legionary of Caesar's Legion (circa 2282)
@Bolshevik Breaker If I remember well, that is unironically the reason why a British politician supported the abolition of slayer in their country.
@Bolshevik Breaker Yeah. They are an economic black hole that impoverishes the state and enriches property owners.
12:51 As a South African I can confirm that those unemployment numbers are pretty accurate
Don't forget, SA is only the way it is because of whites and white imperialism.
@@noanyabizniz4333 Yeah otherwise it would be more like the Kongo or Nigeria
"I will create the worst place to live in in the world!"
>clicks United Kingdom
"Thanks for watching!"
"What if Nestle governed a country" simulator.
@@dimamatat5548 there are plenty of videos but for starters, Ethiopia had a famine. Now the government owned some millions to nestle and well, let's just say nestle really wanted it. And everyone got mad cus thay money could be used to feed Ethiopians.
They also are accused of directing water away from Pakistani villages.
In Africa they paid women to act as nurses and told mothers to have a formula. This made the unable to produce milk and they were forced to buy from nestle.
And the whole not paying Africans well thing. There is more detail and stuff which I'm missing, so if you're I terested go check it out.
Holy shit you turned South Africa into Brazil
@@potatogod975 They weren’t leaving for Brazil, they didn’t have to, for Brazil had come to them
Somehow you managed to ruin South Africa even more than it already is. Impressive
@@ogaucho6235 tu tá em todo youtuber de estratégia q eu vejo kk. Já virou um easter egg
Ah yes. How to forget when South Africa enacted the Burgundian System
"We wont be paying for anything important, but we still will be taxing everyone"
-America in a nutshell
So this is basically if reddit had a colony in africa...
@@Guadalajara1937 i was thinking more since reddit is just cringe while 4chan is based schizo site
5:04
"The world's Worst invention ever"
I see you're a man of culture as well
I can't even imagine what levels of trolling you're doing that you need to have the Russian keyboard installed in Windows despite not being Russian
The way he pronounces vowels is very un-Russian. Russian language doesn't have long vowels. A Russian would've never said something like "c-uuuu-ntr-eeee"
@@teeby2037 I thought he is Czech, but Slovak is close enough. I know, their language has a completely different prosody
Did you know that when you are in the investment tab you can shift click the investment button on one railroad or factory and it will make the max investment in all of the available investments?
It would be a worthy sacrifice if Mr. Mountain General would be the ruler
@@ddobrevs who said it wouldn't
Naw I'm joking it's finna cost 1000 dollars
Wait, i thought it was Victoria 3 Pre-Alpha Demo!
You're going to Brazil?
No, no, no, you're going to monke South Africa!
Rhodesia gaming - Ian smith
not even 2 minutes in and my man just dunked on Britain.
14:42 This reminds me what HOI4 player would say: Brutal Oppression of national minorities is bad, because it gives huge damage to garrisons.
What an interesting mod on hoi4!They even made railroads before the devs props to them.
Honestly playing the tiny Boer nation in HFM is what true hell feels like. Sure you get to tag switch to Transvaal when it spawns, but honestly that barely does anything to help. You basically sit around doing nothing until the Boer war, and pray to god that somehow you can blitz South Africa to get the peace event.
Next video:
Creating A Soviet Utopia in Victoria 2!
I love the new videos of iSlovakproductions
5:06 best invention ever
Had a heart attack when he said BANAT
The way MG said BANAT 🤣🤣
Very funni
"Don't mind us, we're just running a slave state in Manchuria"
Monke South Africa, 1933
11:04 made me scared and bleed my ears jesus christ.
A certified based moment
Funny alt history. Wait. This one is actual real. Pretty based
I'm going to create the worst place to live in
*Plays as UK*
Thank you everyone for watching
Edit: Why am I not surprised you made that joke already
5:05 MG being based and blessed
You invented atheism, based run automatically failed
Just found this channel and i think I'm in love. Dracula bashing my country is unbelievable funny lmao
Holy Russian Empire now looks like nice place for vacation.
As a Nicaraguan that joke at 2:58 hit to close to home right now lol
Based. More Victoria II please.
Oh yes Mountain General completes the transformation to ISP
Most based man in Africa
This seems pretty similar to Italian actual economic policy!
This Is basically the draka series by S.M. Stirling. Based.
*"Apartheid System is the most stable system in the world"*
Change my mind
Therapist Monke General isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Victoria 2, Heart of Darkness title screen:
Mountain General out here accidentally creating S.M. Stirling’s Draka.
"Because [the UK] is already the worst place to live in."
Please, have the Spiffing Brit vs the Mountain General on Victoria II lmfao
11:05
yep that's the slovak nuclear research as featured in isorrow's latest video
That same music never gets old
6:05 we didnt surrender we performed a long standing armistice with favourable terms to you!
11:05 I actually jumped out of my seat
Imagine once Vic3 comes out and the society focus mechanics make this even more based
Bongo bongo, if they dont make enough dlc's, they will loose their hands in Congo
Thank you for doing more Victoria 2 and not just hoi even though this gets way less views.
Can you do a similar challenge? Make every country start off with no reforms and as an absolute monarchy and by the end make your country pass as many reforms as possible? So go from absolute monarchy to democratic paradise in a world full of absolute monarchies?
5:04 Gold
>we’re going to create the worst place to live
>selects Britain
I’m dying
Can't wait till this is Victoria 3 :D
If you were to take a shot of Vodka for every stack of rebels you get in a single game of Vic 2, you would have alcohol poisoning before 1840.
So you just did a historical run of South Africa?
the easiest start would be to do it as spain-->go carlist as that way I could easily roll back reforms.
What's funny is that this South Africa is still better than the one we have in real life.
Thanks for the tutorial to become INGSOC in Victoria 2
a man of great timing
"And I didn't get any revolts"
What sorcery is this?!
Himmler:
TABBY, HELP ME! I'M SCARED OF THIS!
He is collecting all the Infin... *Cough* Congo Stones
Ah my beautiful country in all it's glory
Great video
This is the most original content I've have seen in awhile
No, not the game, the idea and I'm not joking
11:05 really gives me a heart attack
1:13 that’s so right about the country I live in
A realistic Domination of Draka.
I have a really hard time listing to his english , but I do like his humor, good video
Sound great
so basically; we created Draka
Worst country? Tf you mean this is awesome!
You literally just became the Draka
what music do you use in the intro?
I would love for you to try to play Serbia in vic2, I have tried and lost all of my nerves
monke general pog
Reject modernity, embrace B A S E
Börko Börko, there goes Congo!
Give ‘em a hand everybody!
This place is so horrible even the SS state of Burgundy is scared-
Recreating the dominion of the draka in Vic2
he said 'subscribe for more vic 2...maybe' cus next time its gona be vic 3
Still encouraging craftsmen when closing factories, lmao so evil
I would love more Vicky 2
Yo great to see Victoria 2 on Horský Generál, you should do a run as Čierna Hora
What mod does he play? I have Vicky 2 with every DLCs and I don't have that many options or events...
Bro this is just the Drakas from Domination of the Drakas series. Just less overpowered.
Name more based playthrough
Day is saved
Byzantium 😎
sad satan playthrough
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