Kirillian Amurawr please respond does someone know the video where Shepard's head is replaced by Joker's and the body was mordin's with the voice of femshep in the Tali mission?
I don't think my Shepard will be able to sleep now, knowing that there's a GIANT Admiral Hackett outside his ship, overwatching him sleep through the skylight
> I was only 28 years old > I loved garrus so much, I had all his calibrated pistols and rifles > I pray to garrus every night before bed, thanking him for the calibrations he have performed > "Garrus is love" I say. "Garrus is life" > Shepard hears me and calls me a faggot > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Garrus > I called him a Reaper > He slaps me and sends me back to the armory > Im crying now and my face hurts > I stand in the armory and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > Its garrus > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear, "this is my job" > He grabs my gun with his powerful talons > I'm ready > I take apart my gun for Garrus > He starts calibrating > Im so useless compared to Garrus > I can feel my self esteem plummeting and my eyes start to water > I can't resist pushing his buttons > I want to please Garrus > He roars a mighty roar as he calibrate my gun with his love > Shepard walks in > Garrus looks him straight in the eye and says. "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations" > Garrus leaves through the sliding doors > Garrus is love, Garrus is life (I'm sorry, I can't believe I wrote this.)
Garrus: "Joker, set a course for gay Turian porn!" Joker: "How the hell did you know about that bookmark!?" Garrus: "I asked nicely, now engage before I make you fall through the hull and into space..."
The touching tale of romance between a turian and a human. Will they discover their inner love deep in their hearts of faith or forever swim in the bodies of friends. Stay tuned.
It's been 16 months since you made your last video. If you're reading this please explain why you suddenly stopped making videos and tell us if you're ever going to start again. It isn't a nice move toward us that you suddenly stop making videos and don't say anything to us. So if you are able to read this, please tell us why there haven't been any videos in 16 months.
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SergioSource Look at this
+King Derner Cousland Toxic food. And so damn good...
Holy fuck i lost it at this comment. Its BioWare choices in a nutshell :D
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Hackett, out! --side the window.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system. Subtitles (JACOOOOOB)
Thomas Gloerfelt-Tarp he just didn't do any Calibrations for 3 hours
Tali's gonna freak when she hears about this.
Heyo my fellow
Wish this guy would make stuff again
Kirillian Amurawr please respond does someone know the video where Shepard's head is replaced by Joker's and the body was mordin's with the voice of femshep in the Tali mission?
thanks man!
Yep I agree
I love when Kasumi has a total fan-girl twitch. :D
"My father would never let this go on!"
My sides just left orbit so fast they red shifted
***** But the priiiiiiiiiiize!!!!!!!!!
I don't think my Shepard will be able to sleep now, knowing that there's a GIANT Admiral Hackett outside his ship, overwatching him sleep through the skylight
> I was only 28 years old
> I loved garrus so much, I had all his calibrated pistols and rifles
> I pray to garrus every night before bed, thanking him for the calibrations he have performed
> "Garrus is love" I say. "Garrus is life"
> Shepard hears me and calls me a faggot
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Garrus
> I called him a Reaper
> He slaps me and sends me back to the armory
> Im crying now and my face hurts
> I stand in the armory and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> Its garrus
> I am so happy
> He whispers in my ear, "this is my job"
> He grabs my gun with his powerful talons
> I'm ready
> I take apart my gun for Garrus
> He starts calibrating
> Im so useless compared to Garrus
> I can feel my self esteem plummeting and my eyes start to water
> I can't resist pushing his buttons
> I want to please Garrus
> He roars a mighty roar as he calibrate my gun with his love
> Shepard walks in
> Garrus looks him straight in the eye and says. "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
> Garrus leaves through the sliding doors
> Garrus is love, Garrus is life
(I'm sorry, I can't believe I wrote this.)
...RUINED XD
I hate you so much right now.
Mission accomplished.
I think this would be my experience on the Normandy IRL ;(
TH-cam comments. Heavy risk. But the prize....
Toxic food, and so damn good
Heavy risk, but da priiiiiiize
10 years later still laughing my ass off @ this
Welp. This was terrifying. I'm gonna go watch a horror movie to lighten up the mood.
Why has it taken 5 years for this to be recommended to me?
What on the whole milky way!?
Fuck you, I love you. Rofl
But the PRIZZZZZZE
"Fuck you. I love you."
Oh god i lost it
1:15 Looks like Kasumi is having a good time.
you just can't resist pushing my button
I thought it was "You just can't resist pushing my butt" ;))
I like how everyone dies but lives again briefly to try to get out the way before Garrus goes down for the plunge.
"Tell me again about your immune system" (JACOOOOOB)
*Epic music starts playing*
Me: What the fuck is going OOOONN
Am I your dirty little secret, Garrus?
Look at this....toxic food......and so dam good.....heavy risk.....but the prize
They all died that day.
lol hackett's just standing there watching the whole thing
1:13 that look though! Ultimate sexy stare. 😂😂😂
Seen this video several times, first time I've ever seen Admiral Hackett.
01:24 CANT BREATH LMFAO XD
сколько пересматривала этот трэш угар, только сейчас заметила подглядывающего Хаккета 1:42
ооо,русскоговорящие тоже тут,вечер в хату
That was beautiful. Thank you for brightening my life in these dark times of waiting for ME3
"Tell me more about your immune system"
The look on Garrus' face at the beginning always gets me.
Brokeback Normandy
Do Turian jaws unhinge? How terrifying would that be?
OH GOD
***** Saren did.
They just need some calibrations
He's just going to cheat on you Garrus.
im in tears holy jesus
fck you,i love you - выпал
Oh my goodness. I think this is your best video yet. Thank you again for making my day, and keep them coming once ME3 comes out! :D
this video is the only reason i get up in the morning
This will be a legitimate fetish in 20 years, an accepted lifestyle in 50 years, and on the Disney channel in 60 years.
KASUMI
Tell me again about your immune system.
Jacob's shirt removal makes me lose my shit every time.
That must be one hell of an immune system to have.
Oh my god WTF?!
Still praying for your comeback Agsii
I'm more afraid of these videos than the arrival of any reapers.
1:09 He's taking himself taking himself off, off.
1:43 Hackett out
And Anderson was watching the whole time...
I think that was hackett
Damn the music made this very intense
I just realized something,I’ve never heard Garrus swear before
"tell me more about your immune system "
fucking GOLD
Think of these videos as art films
The alternative is too many strokes to keep track of
*Jacob and Garrus having romantic talk*
*Thane and Jack fall over in background*
"romantic"
Something is very wrong
This made my life.
You, sir, are an artistic genius.
Garrus: "Joker, set a course for gay Turian porn!"
Joker: "How the hell did you know about that bookmark!?"
Garrus: "I asked nicely, now engage before I make you fall through the hull and into space..."
"Ai can create realistic, meaningful converstations."
*My converstation with Ai:
stock six consortium group carreerist
Man, this audio transcription thing is awesome.
omfg the cameos, can't stop laughing.
I honestly cannot wait for your Mass Effect 3 videos agsii1.
"very long"
JACOOOOB
"Toxic food!"
I nearly choked to death from laughter.
Oh god, this is your best yet xD!
I cried
I CRIED
This romance was so cringe the whole squad got killed, revived and then again killed
I’m... what just happened
These are the effects of eating the toxic food
Pushing Jacob's button... Heavy risk...
These videos make me laugh way too much.
I get this feeling that the reapers need to get in on the crazy
Garrus finished his calibrations
Pause quickly at 1:43 and look to the left.
Is that an Admiral Hackett hologram?!
Dafuq did I just watch! I can't stop laughing xD
Just watched couple of your videos. Don't know how, but this reminded me that I wanted to replay the whole trilogy.
Best thing since forever.
Fuck you, I love you
hahahaha
The touching tale of romance between a turian and a human. Will they discover their inner love deep in their hearts of faith or forever swim in the bodies of friends. Stay tuned.
They did answer and they said yes.
Laughing so hard it hurts me
Your glitchy ME2 vids are the best glitchy ME2 vids, can't wait to see what you do with ME3.
anyone else noticed admiral hackett in the end? aaahahahahah
I don't know why, but I laughed an absurd amount at Kasumi.
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS!!!!! please help me...
You need to make more of these
It's been 16 months since you made your last video. If you're reading this please explain why you suddenly stopped making videos and tell us if you're ever going to start again. It isn't a nice move toward us that you suddenly stop making videos and don't say anything to us. So if you are able to read this, please tell us why there haven't been any videos in 16 months.
My father wouldn't let this go on, something is very wrong.
Ceiling HAcket is watching you calibrate
Category: Nonprofits & Activism rofl
Neat brain calibrations, you remind me a bit of rubberfruit.
Some of their other videos a few vids back have a how to mod section.
Kasumi likes this.
Aaand this is how Mass Effect 3 will end.
Jesus, this video is so intense.
...but the *P* *R* *I* *Z* *E*
"everyone died but one"
"Mmm-hmmm!" 00:30 💀💀
It was an enjoyable and strange experience. Have fun.
Commander Shepard comes into his room: WHAT THE FFffff....
My eyes!!! I'm fucking blind !
I find this most amusing.