I love how hilariously creative these movies were. It's not enough for K to leave a business card and a watch in a train locker full of creatures to regurgitate his memory, but to also have them create a religion based on that card alone. It's genius.
There might have been a subliminal message in that locker scene because I see religions the same way as those creatures worshipping a card (Bible) and K (God/JC).
I: Go back and reconcile your past, in order to move tranquilly into your future II: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days...every Wednesday III: Have adult entertainment in the back of where you live(???)
Is it possible that the "religion" is more so from the people of the species/race/colony and less so the words. We know the truth that it's just a video rental business card with a description of how they run their business, but it seems it was the aliens that interrupted the words as something spiritual and to live by.
The one alien at 0:59 shouting “give it back!” Once everyone else got quiet, always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 Update for the people who can't hear it: IDK how these audio shenanigans work but I can't hear it if only ONE earbud is connected to my phone. I can hear it when BOTH earbuds are connected to my phone or if I'm playing it on my phone speaker. I have not yet tested it out on computer speakers or portable Bluetooth speakers.
Explanation: He left behind a watch and a video rental store Business card with them, and they were calling it or thought it is some kind of a religious tablet/book. The card reads, be kind and Rewind (vhs tapes back in the days has to be rewinded before you return) 2 for 1 on Wednesday, you rent one video tape you get one for free And if you want adult movies. it's in the back of the store. They literally took those words and turned it into religion. Crazy stuff but fun.
@Brandon Taylor 1:19 *We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world! Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened!*
This is one of the greatest parodies of religion ever. I love how they're already gathered in the square when Kay opens the door. Probably their hourly krayer meeting.
“You are The Man Who Would Be King of the train locker” gets me every time. One of those rare happy cases were the sequel is as good as, if not better than, the first.
Looks so much better than most modern blockbusters despite being 20 years old. Goes to show just how important mixing practical/tangible effects with CGI is for a film's believably.
Saw this in theaters. My dad, sister, and I were on vacation in Canada when we saw this (we're American). We were the only ones laughing when they started singing the national anthem. Bet everyone looked at us like we were nuts lol. I miss my dad, he loved this movie
@@discrelaxingsound5778 a list of movies I need you to explain: Passon of the christ God is not dead every single tyler perry movie vegetales the movie God's not dead 2 Narnia The prince of eygpt the Ten Commandents the greatest story ever told One knight with the king Apocalypse Apocalypse II: Revelation the other two apocalypse series movies the left behind movies preacher's kid Deliver us from evil faith like potatoes Bruce almighty Evan almighty constantine
Be kind, rewind: Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly in to your future. Two for one ever Wednesday: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days, every Wednesday. Large adult entertainment section in the back: ;)
Always liked this scene .. especially the slight screw up where K removes his watch the light giver, J puts in his totally looking different, and then next scene as they hail J .. the other watch is back LOL. Simple error but adds to the comedy of the moment in my mind. And how they interpreted the card into a religion .. oh wow.
Wing Onn J probably has the same watch with a newer titanium case. Remember at MIB they all dress alike for a reason. So the watch should be tge same too just newer. They look exactly the same as how J looked in mib 3 back in the 50's or 60's.
I love that stairs leading to the top of the hill is just a series of buttons 😂 BTW: the CGI furries, button stairs, trees, a hill & housing projects all in one locker... That scene must've been one of the hardest to make in tht movie
This is the advantage of having a world filled with aliens you can have them in many shapes and sizes this whole scene is hilarious from using the coupon for adult movies as their Ten Commandments and a watch as the clock tower , it has to be my favourite scene in the entire movie
1:07 when it zooms back out it goes back to k's watch even though j put his in the place. How have I only just noticed that after watching this film however many times I have 🤣
I love how hilariously creative these movies were. It's not enough for K to leave a business card and a watch in a train locker full of creatures to regurgitate his memory, but to also have them create a religion based on that card alone. It's genius.
It truly is. And even outside of that the inferred message is pretty awesome too. Don’t forget to be kind and rewind :)
@@NurseSnow2U you forgot about the large entertainment section in the back. That's the most important point.
Lies again? Allah Tuhan
"religion based on a card alone" I recommend you to look information about the Cargo cult.
There might have been a subliminal message in that locker scene because I see religions the same way as those creatures worshipping a card (Bible) and K (God/JC).
Burst out laughing when they started singing their praise song to Jay
I love it so much, it took them like half a second of debate and they were like okay “Jay’s the new God” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
If you look at the watch at that scene it's kays
Ending... Nasty.
all hail JESUS
ALL HAIL JESUS
all hail jesus
😆
Little did they know, a week later there was a bloody schism between the Kay-tholics and the Jay-hovahs witnesses
This comment deserves way more upvotes.
This is comedy gold right here
This is pure gold.
almost like the movie was written that way. potato, potato. brilliant
K's us! No..its J's us! LoL. they're both G men.
I love how there’s INSTANT panic when K takes back his watch 😂
It illuminated their hearts dammit!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“Give it back!!”
All merciful one the clock tower
That's right!!! Omg the time giver!!!
That was so hilarious!! Complete panic the second he took his watch. 😂😂😂
The Three Commandments:
I: Be kind, rewind.
II: Two for one every Wednesday.
III: Large adult entertainment section in the back.
I: Go back and reconcile your past, in order to move tranquilly into your future
II: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days...every Wednesday
III: Have adult entertainment in the back of where you live(???)
That's just nasty
William Afton the first one makes sense and is good advice.
@@Thefirefan15 The third one makes sense and is good advice.
@@williamafton1812 That's the real reason for their long-lasting peace and prosperity, they have ample porn supplies.
I love how at the end of the angry crowd screaming about the clock tower, you can hear one of them say "give it back!" 🤣
Lmfaoooooooo I just heard it for the first time and I’ve been watching this for 20+ years 🤣🤣🤣
@@NurseSnow2U ikr small details are sometimes the best :'D
There's something I just love about accidentally creating a religion in stories. This and the Bender scene from Futurama stand out.
General Sherman and Lisa’s tooth in the Simpsons
Rick's car battery in Rick and Morty
What about Rick and Morty? They have a episode with similarities
Is it possible that the "religion" is more so from the people of the species/race/colony and less so the words. We know the truth that it's just a video rental business card with a description of how they run their business, but it seems it was the aliens that interrupted the words as something spiritual and to live by.
Peter's lost civilian's of his ecosystem hand. They did not make it.
"Oh Merciful One, the clock tower!"
I love how they all say that perfectly in sync, like they've been waiting for this moment their whole lives.
can we talk about how J puts an analogue watch in place and then in the next frame its a digital watch?
@@mattw4k266 I noticed that as well. In fact it’s obviously K’s watch. They just recycled the scene from before.
"that's just nasty..."😂😂😂
yeah, we all watched it... smh
yeah, we all watched it... smh
No
It's a tradition to comment a year later
@@madebybroovy indeed
"Reconcile your past to look to the future"
"Give more than you ask for"
"Have the big nutte"
Honestly good life advice.
Nutte spelled like that is hilarious
Simply, yet so very effective. This religion would help many.
Give twice as much as you received for
@@084ironman every Wednesday
@@lyfe918 large adult entertainment section in the back! “joy ensues”
This has to be the most random movie scene I've ever seen.
I thought the same thing, but it's so damn funny!
Amar7605 Its not. A real message.
Must not have seen any Monty python movies then.
The Big Lebowski probably wins there
@@HereticDuo Cause they are crap and unfunny
I love how you can see K's old watch at 1:06 right after J just gave his watch as replacement.
yerp, was just looking to see if anyone noticed that
Continuity error / a f up on the editor's part
Noticed it
@benjaminfitzgerald2037 The watch is not animated, it's a prop.
Proof that J is a false god. Praise K!
*THE TABLET*
*THE TABLET*
*THE TABLET*
*THE TABLET*
*THE TABLET*
urafaget takes on a whole new meaning now a days doesn't itm
The fu*king tablet
My Son 9mont, always laught when hear that word
They predicted the tablet now we finaly have tablets lol
I literally think of this scene when I need to grab my tablet. Where's my tablet? THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET
1:46 "ooooowwwhhh mamaaaa"
Lmao got me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
I didn’t even notice that lmaooooo
@@NurseSnow2U same 😂😂
"Thats Just Nasty"
@@Alpha-0014 at what j said 😂
Ohhhh my god
The clock disappears = Instant anarchy
Just imagine if they took the Porno theatre
.
Not anarchy tbh just a mass panic
Chaos not anarchy
I took that scene to mean a new order.
The one alien at 0:59 shouting “give it back!” Once everyone else got quiet, always gets me 🤣🤣🤣
Update for the people who can't hear it: IDK how these audio shenanigans work but I can't hear it if only ONE earbud is connected to my phone. I can hear it when BOTH earbuds are connected to my phone or if I'm playing it on my phone speaker. I have not yet tested it out on computer speakers or portable Bluetooth speakers.
I never heard that XD
Lol didn't notice that before that's hilarious
I don't hear it stop bullshitting
@@shadowreaper5413 it’s a thing, turn up your volume . It’s very funny
@@brentonmatheny9585 ok thanks
I wouldn't mind having a colony of these things in a locker or room
Hell ya these little guys are hilarious.
All hail Top Hat all hail Top Hat' all hail Top Hat can you see by the dawns early light....
That felt good...
If you only knew they are all around light.
Those days you need a pick me up you can just open a locker and feel like a God.
I think everyone needs a locker like this for when we are feeling down...
A bit of worship, reverence and cheerful positivity...
Mein Arbeitskollege, setzt sich in der Mittagspause in die Umkleide, setzt sich vor
seinem Spinnt und starrt hinein. Da sind die bestimmt auch drin.🤣
Oh yeah ! I approve ! 😂👍
And an adult entertainment section in the back
Explanation: He left behind a watch and a video rental store Business card with them, and they were calling it or thought it is some kind of a religious tablet/book. The card reads, be kind and Rewind (vhs tapes back in the days has to be rewinded before you return) 2 for 1 on Wednesday, you rent one video tape you get one for free And if you want adult movies. it's in the back of the store. They literally took those words and turned it into religion. Crazy stuff but fun.
Well... stranger things have been considered commandments...
yes.
@@0x777 well given i live to see the day where the ineternet have its own relgion i can see it happening with this
You smart cookie, you... Did you figure that out all by yourself?
i would like to give an upvote to your comment, but its on 222
J: “Oh merciful J the keeper of-“
K: “come on!”
Lol
1:08-1:15
I love how J instantly goes along with the fact he just became their new God. lol
@Brandon Taylor
1:19 *We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world! Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened!*
@Brandon Taylor
1:29 *Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly into your future!*
This scene is absolutely brilliant! The only mistake they made, is that they left K's clock at 1:08, when there should have been J's clock already.
fr fr
I only just noticed that. Lol
Probably just reused the prior footage.
Yeah, I noticed that, I was like "Wut ? 🤨". LOL
I was about to post the same comment, lol
This is one of the greatest parodies of religion ever. I love how they're already gathered in the square when Kay opens the door. Probably their hourly krayer meeting.
This is A||ah
Or maybe it's the Kay of Rest.
Flying Spaghetti Monster is above faith, for it is F.A.C.T.
1:08 K's watch again in their clock tower
Back when movies had continuity errors.
Yeah i noticed that too.
Conchobhar makes me wonder if George Lucas was right to edit em years later
MrCrespo583 o
Sanjay Bisht though Jay placed his watch at the tower, at 1:08 we see kay's watch again
0:59 "Give it back!" 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still laughing. I keep randomly saying it to ppl just to realize most of them won’t get the reference 🤦🏽♀️
@@NurseSnow2U How old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can't hear a damn thing there. I'm 34.
@@MilkyWhite1literally thinking the same thing wtf am I'm not hearing 😂😂 and I'm 29.
Like how Jay basks in the admiration of the town folk
Yep
“You are The Man Who Would Be King of the train locker” gets me every time. One of those rare happy cases were the sequel is as good as, if not better than, the first.
"Large adult entertainment section in the back" 😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao 🤣 do u see k face comment remake at more funny
😂😂😂😂😂 how they pointed tho in th3 back.
Such a classic. Who would’ve thought Tommy Lee & Will would’ve had such amazing chemistry before these movies?
I want to have a locker like that. XD
Random Rock who doesn't? I want that more than anything!
I feel like a God
walmart sells em next to the tires
Random Rock you must have low self-esteem
+xplosvemiseryc4 you must lack sense of humor.
Looks so much better than most modern blockbusters despite being 20 years old. Goes to show just how important mixing practical/tangible effects with CGI is for a film's believably.
When CGI is done right, you don't even notice it's there. Only bad CGI can be seen, which skews the perception of CGI as a whole.
Res
Tore the
Meritocracy.
She hulk or this???
I love that they interpreted the first two parts of the business card in a wholesome way and then went full degenerate at the end.
Only your generation would call that degenerate
In fairness, how else can you interpret "large adults entertainment section in the back"?
Saw this in theaters. My dad, sister, and I were on vacation in Canada when we saw this (we're American). We were the only ones laughing when they started singing the national anthem. Bet everyone looked at us like we were nuts lol. I miss my dad, he loved this movie
i have lost exactly seven watches in my entore lifetime...so I might have accidentally created seven different pantheons.
Lockers C18 thru C24 at the Grand Central Station
Think of how many wars have been started in your name, you monster?!
The first time I read this I thought it said seventy and I was wondering how one person loses seventy watches.
Ambiso Tawsik no you didn’t
All hail Ambiso, all hail Ambiso...
I love how Jay comforts them and immediately gives them his watch, showing he’s a better deity than Kay
All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay can you see by dawn early light 😂😂
NBA JWesley right lol
That part had me dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:29
J: Oh, merciful J, the keeper of...
K: Come on!
@@joemadden4200 *WAIT THE COMMANDMENTS*
This scene flew right over my head as a kid. Now it’s one of the funniest scenes of the movie!
"That's just nasty"
Yes
Yes, we know, We all watched it
@@Miiu7 xD
I love K's subtle head shake.
lmfao 🤣
0:12 that might be one of the most caring things Kay’s ever said to jay
Nah. In 3. “He wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal.” And “You’re daddy is a hero.”
Wow, dude became a ruler just by putting a watch on a tiny tower in an old smelly subway locker. Awesome.
its a realistically iconic idea how 21st century works :D
How about The Creator became a ruler just by putting Jesus on a tiny cross in a small planet. Awesome, isn't it?
This is, undoubtedly, the best scene in this movie 😂
*me, thinking about Serleena's introduction*
Y-yeah.... it sure is.....
I'm more on the chase scene.
@@zigfaust 🤢🤮 isn't that the one where she's pregnant
@@brandontorres4499 Was more talking about tentacles turning into a hot chick.
Honestly not a bad religious doctrine to live by.
Not totally. Even Jay agrees, judging by the slight nods he gives as they explain their code.
Be kind, be generous and always have porn
Sounds like a step forward from what we got now.
Just in case you don't know : this movie is a subtle attack against God and Bible. Hollywood is full of satanists having their agenda.
@@discrelaxingsound5778 cry more
@@discrelaxingsound5778 a list of movies I need you to explain:
Passon of the christ
God is not dead
every single tyler perry movie
vegetales the movie
God's not dead 2
Narnia
The prince of eygpt
the Ten Commandents
the greatest story ever told
One knight with the king
Apocalypse
Apocalypse II: Revelation
the other two apocalypse series movies
the left behind movies
preacher's kid
Deliver us from evil
faith like potatoes
Bruce almighty
Evan almighty
constantine
The one dude that says give it back when everyone gets quiet always cracks me up.
" You are the Man Who Would be King of the Train Locker"😂😂😂😂
0:32
This may just be the most brilliant piece of sarcasm on religion I've ever seen
"Oh merciful one! The clock tower!!!"
The alien looking like ancient Moses and yet having a modern day New York Jewish accent...
Jesus this scene is odd.
May have heard some people walking by
Isn't that supposed to be a Mel Brooks reference? The history of the world, where he portrays a comedic version of Moses.
@@galwitprifor001 That would be my guess....
sounded a lil like mel brooks
@@anon1239000 What it really reminded me of was Yogurt (played by Mel Brooks, of course).
oh merciful jay
Peaceistheanswer27 ha ha ha ha that part kills me
@@BlackHandMACK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dunno why, every damn time I see this movie,
I always laugh at the "Ooh Kay can you see" and "Ooh Jay can you see" part xDDDDD
Does anyone else notice them guy camera bombing the scene to the right of Kay? Hes literally just standing there looking at the scene lmao
strivetoglory1988 oh lol found him
Haha
The first “commandment” is actually some...decent advice.
I’m ready to convert me and my loved ones to this simplistic, yet effective religion.
How did the creative geniuses come up with that mind-blowing plot? Legendry.
Those things are adorable. But imagine having a colony of them for pets who will literally worship you as a god.
George R.R. Martin - Sandkings
Theres a twilight zone episode about that
Genesis: Preface
simpsons did it
It is called trumpanzee
It’s crazy how I can remember every word in this movie line-by-line even though I haven’t watched it in like 10 years.
Movies back then were just better (and this MIB was way lower than the original).
Be kind, rewind:
Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly in to your future.
Two for one ever Wednesday:
Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days, every Wednesday.
Large adult entertainment section in the back:
;)
Always liked this scene .. especially the slight screw up where K removes his watch the light giver, J puts in his totally looking different, and then next scene as they hail J .. the other watch is back LOL. Simple error but adds to the comedy of the moment in my mind. And how they interpreted the card into a religion .. oh wow.
1:08 The original watch is back on the building. Little film error.
1:07 Jay's watch turns into agent k's watch
You have a keen eye for detail :D !
Wing Onn J probably has the same watch with a newer titanium case.
Remember at MIB they all dress alike for a reason. So the watch should be tge same too just newer. They look exactly the same as how J looked in mib 3 back in the 50's or 60's.
This is more funny than it has any right to be. Never gets tired from watching.
Man, l love this part of this movie.
The ultimate anti-depressant.
"Guys, I've had a rough day, I got fired. I'm going to spend some time with my locker, I don't want to be disturbed..."
1:48 When you find out about DeviantArt.
*clears throat
Spread em
*ONE OF US*
*ONE* *OF* *US*
How about
.
.
.
*Rule 34*
@@yoshidasaki17703 ain't NO ONE ready to talk about rule 34! 🤣🤣🤣
This the only part of the movie that I remember and continualy come back to rewatch
Even after J gives them his watch, they show the old watch that belongs to K at 1:08. Lazy/poor editing. Great movie though.
I saw that, lol.
Yeah although it's called continuity error.
Lmao
K takes digital watch out 0:48
J gives alien's his watch 0:55
Aliens sing to J but digital watch is back 1:07
Nope, at 1:07 it’s still the distinctive triangle shape of Jay’s Hamilton Ventura.
@@lieutenantkettch nah half a second later it is back to the digital one
Wow is this really in the movie? What a mess up.
I saw it, commented it. Then scrolled down and saw you commented the same thing 11 months earlier. Respect 👀
I guess you could say.....that was the neighborhood watch.
I love that stairs leading to the top of the hill is just a series of buttons 😂
BTW: the CGI furries, button stairs, trees, a hill & housing projects all in one locker... That scene must've been one of the hardest to make in tht movie
i never understood this scene as a kid. 2 decades later and now i finally get it
"Sure thing, how do you take it, black?"
... Wait.
"...Couple cubes of *kiss my ass*."
That “WHOA MAMA” at 1:46 gets me every time. 😂
One of the funniest men in Black scenes ever😂
1:48 I'm convinced that Jones and Smith are legit here. Their faces after reading the script or the director included that.
lmfao 🤣
Who else wishes that these people were in their locker in Middle School.
I did, but sad in my country we didn't put any locker in almost every school.
I guess i wouldn't have told those little guys that watch is banging 😂.
Same but we didn't have lockers.
✋ Right here.
Nope. Better off to have their own sanctuary. It provide biology protection for the species and us..
1:41 - explains how they procreated so fast...
It's for what the table wants
That one "give it back!" At .0:59 hahahah priceless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole scene is legendary
"You are the man who would be king of the train Locker"😂
It’s hard to watch this scene without laughing
Haven’t seen this movie in a long time, such a good film franchise
We’re like those little creatures because we’re in a damn alien locker in the end.
This is the advantage of having a world filled with aliens you can have them in many shapes and sizes this whole scene is hilarious from using the coupon for adult movies as their Ten Commandments and a watch as the clock tower , it has to be my favourite scene in the entire movie
“K, he’s back, the Light Giver! All hail K, all hail K!”
If you know, you know.
"That's just nasty." :)
At 1:09 the watch changes back to Kay's digital watch after Jay put his mechanical on the stand
"An UNDERSTANDING We CAN'T see KEEPS us in The DARK."
Will says "That's just nasty" the exact same way in Bad Boys 2 when there's a corpse on the hood of the car.
1:07 when it zooms back out it goes back to k's watch even though j put his in the place. How have I only just noticed that after watching this film however many times I have 🤣
THE TABLET
THE TABLET
THE TABLET
THE TABLET
1:08 AND Jay's watch instantly transforms into a clone of Kay's!
I watch this over and over. so funny.
1:03 why am I laughing at this so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my favorite scene of this movie.
Same here!
“Be kind, rewind”
“Two for one every Wednesday”
“Large adult entertainment section in the back”
This is freaking weird and adorable at the same time
0:08 Who is that guy behind Kay on the right just standing there staring at the camera?
Nice catch
The fact he’s not moving or reacting to anything leads me to believe he’s actually a cardboard cutout.
That's a slap in the face
Who ever came up with that was genius!
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing. What’s with them and singing the national anthem hahahahah
Peace was achieved by giving twice as you receive and adult entertainment in the back every Wednesday. Who knew
Anyone else notice that little discontinuity there? Around 1:08
and here I thought, I was the only one who loved this movie :,)
Ever notice that when they start singing “jay can you sing” that the quick cut shows K’s watch there instead of j’s?