Correction: The gavel doesn't hit the lectern, but rather a small block of wood called a "sounding block" First, because it's usually specially made of hard-wood which gives a louder sound, but second, to protect the underlying table so guys like McHenry don't totally destroy the place with his mini-Mjölnir
but is the sounding block part of the lectern? is a horn a part of a car when it is installed? is it even installed, or does it just lie on top, waiting for one errant hit at the wrong angle to send it flying into the face of some innocent lectern bystander? at what point do we define 'lectern?' which parts of it are lectern and which parts are not? this is a real rabbit hole you have opened up here, Strawberry.
@@annamarie1942 " the sounding block is not a part of the lectern' when a judge pounds his gavel, or a speaker pounds the____, what do ppl say they pound? they say the lectern or the ...whatever the judge's thing is called, my mind is going blank on this. they never say they pound the sounding block. now, we cold get into colloquial versus technical usage and semantics. this is a hive of scum and jackals, after all. or we can discuss if colloquial usage, which is clearly implying said sounding block is part of said object it is resting on, irregardless of whether it is attached or not, is incorrect. the problem with calling colloquial usage incorrect is ofc that words' meanings are defined by usage. if 99-99.999% of people de facto identify the sounding block as part of the lectern, then it becomes part of the lectern semantically. i TOLD you this is a rabbit hole. you followed the rabbit. shoulda toined left at Albuquerque instead.
His response to the guy complaining was perfect. Corrections is impossible to explain to people when they walk in the room, but we all know what it is. It's one big stupid in-joke. God knows why I love it, but I do.
You love it BECAUSE you know what it is. If you don't "get" corrections, it can feel like you're "missing" the joke. 😂😂 But this is also TH-cam. It is REQUIRED to have someone say something dumb in the comment section. 🤭 I think its too late for those who don't understand.....they don't know our history! They don't know about the PO Box, jackels, and animal flubs? I dont have the time or energy. So I just come to talk to my friends who already get it. 🙃
Also at this point there is so much history to most jokes that either you watch the entire library of corrections or think you lost your ability to understand English
It is just the right level of stupid for a Friday morning. I don't k now why, but it's such a serotonin hit. It really is like hanging out with your friends at 3am giggling about dumb sh!t nobody else knows.
Riiight, I've tried to talk about it before and sometimes show it to people because I want them to join the Jackals; thus far I have been unsuccessful.
The “it’s fun doing a show for you” had me laughing uncontrollably in public. For a regular viewer that was just a perfect slow burn joke. 3 year long set up for me basically. Thank you.
This was the perfect classic Corrections with Seth snarkily rolling his eyes at jackal nitpicking, trolling by the graphics department, Animal Flubs and the card being back... and front! Even some clueless person not getting the point. Nominate this one.
@@smlorrin Idk. This is my first time watching Corrections and I got it. I've seen more than enough "well actually" comments on TH-cam that Seth's snark in this made perfect sense to me. My favorite part is just that moment of flabbergasted silence after the bit about peanuts not being nuts.
I saw your correction just after you posted it, so I am basking in your glory. I was the English major that told him the apostrophe after an acronym is optional. Still don't know why I called myself an English major when I have had a whole career in writing. I could have just said writer. I guess the vibe of this show takes me back to my younger self, and that's a good thing!
Could you please explain that joke? It looks like a Covid thing to communicate someone's left a desk but will be returning, so it shouldn't be sanitized yet, but what would the "I'm Front" side say? "I'm Clean" or something?
A jackal might say Mr Platypus and his friend Koala were suspiciously sans their native accent, but Seth made it clear 30 seconds prior that Australian accents aren't yet offered at impressions camp
Well of course they aren't, accents aren't impressions. They would have to offer an Australian celebrity impression instead. Yes I just corrected a fellow Jackal, it's how we show affection!
Absolutely. I was really looking forwards to Corrections getting an Emmy, now that Carpool is no more, but somehow being free of the Emmy shadow, it's better than ever.
The return of Animal Flubs with Platypus as the special guest was fantastic. I wanted to "like" this multiple times. And yelling at the guy who thought Corrections is boring was hilarious. I quite literally applauded Seth's diatribe. Brilliant.
It is indeed heartwarming to know that the citizens of Australia, universally, all sound like Tom Brokaw. His newscasts must engender a surfeit of down-home country comfort in you genial Down-under-ers…..
I love how Seth is particularly unhinged over cashews & peanuts not being nuts after just a few weeks back on the job😅 It's like a glimpse into his COVID self.
I nearly died on the "redone" Wile E. Coyote gag. That is not in any way exaggeration. I had a mouth full of water, and involuntarily laughed so hard that it went down the wrong pipe. I spent the next several moments with the faint feeling of drowning. So to the writers and production staff at Late Night, take this as the badge of honor it almost certainly is: I laughed so hard at that joke I accidentally waterboarded myself.
Excellent defense of Corrections, Seth. How could one explain its entire history? It would be necessary to go back in time to a pandemic, an attic, The Thorn Birds, and a sea captain... if you know, you know.
Corrections is my absolute favorite way to experience Seth’s comedy. He really shines with it. I think it just more fun to identify as the idiots that pick him apart and have that exasperated effect on him 😂
I should have pronounced it "biscuit" made me laugh harder than it probably should have. It was so delightful I shared it with my husband who promptly said, "I don't get it.". 1. Should I divorce him? 2. Is it possible he is the sourpuss poster?
I just wanna give the team extra thanks and kudos for always providing official subtitles! 💐 If you could give a shout out to the people providing them, that would be great. I keep nagging big channels to include official subtitles all the time, so that people with hearing impairments or foreign speakers can enjoy the content. And it's so wonderful to find a show that has official subtitles, even for background noises and they are on time and not delayed by 20 seconds. It really means a lot to me. And I'm sure to many others as well. It's great that I could get my deaf and hard of hearing friends and family to join in on the fun here. Thank you so much for being inclusive 😊 (this was a new segment called "The appreciative jackal")
I have an auditory processing delay, so I watch with CC/subtitles. The last line is wrong. It’s not “Steven next week.” It’s either his usual “see me next week” or “Stevie Nicks week” as a callback. 😅😊
Omg the Ren faire comaprison joke 😆😆 the whole response to that question was unexpectedly wholesome/appreciated lol "the jackals, the crew here, and i all know what it is and enjoy it, not our fault you need to train your algorithm better" 😂😂 i sincerely hope they watch this one, esp the Animal Flubs
I'm so glad that I was able to be part of corrections from episode 1. you can go back and watch everything, (even if you had the 5-month writer's strike break to catch up) but it's not the same as being able to watch every Friday after a week of monologues and closer looks fresh on your minds, and then tune in to corrections. It is a finely tuned art of correcting, callbacks, and gags from previous corrections.. my favorite part of Fridays. It's not for everyone and if you don't like it, then make like Wil E. Coyote hitting the ground and just don't watch it..
I used to think that the theme song for Animal Flubs was boring and tedious, but now I love it. Goes to show you how a writer's strike can make you appreciate what you have.
I think it wasn't Hannibal's biting skills that were impressive, more that he was so good at tricking the guards into entering the bite zone that they eventually just decided to give up and put a muzzle on him. Also is there a short-form animation category at the Emmy's? That stunned, blinking koala was award worthy.
Lasso and lariat can be used interchangeably as a noun. You can lasso with a lasso, or lasso with a lariat. You can't lariat with a lasso though. #HotJackalOnJackalAction
That was some quality Dennis Miller imitation. And I love the fact that since he hasn't done much in the last 20 years, that Dennis Miller is now an obscure reference that Dennis Miller would bring up in his comedy act.
Begs the question: what happened to Miller? He was good. Did he give up when he realized he was a FOX-loving right winger? Or did that get him black-balled?
There's plenty of Gen xers who still love dennis miller. He still has respect from comedians, there's no one as quit witted and specific. He is retired but was on fly on the wall podcast a little while back.
We all knew that was coming. And then moved his drink to the other side. It was making me twitch that he wasn't usint it. Grandma instilled the use of coasters in me.
Whenever we watch Corrections, my husband and I get out our Jackal mugs and pour ourselves dark beers and sit back and enjoy ☺️ This Corrections had me, my hubby, and our 14 year old daughter laughing out loud. So glad to see the return of Animal Flubs-I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. Seth, haters are gonna hate. We Jackals have your back (even if we sometimes stab you in it 😘)
Well, I completed watching all 82 episodes, in the order that the playlist wants me to. I have never been more confused and entertained at the same time.
@@weirdloverwildethe whole platypus bit caught me off guard and I laughed out loud despite both my kids still being asleep 😂 this show is getting weirder and weirder and I’m here for it
One of the best corrections ever. Love to see you laugh too. So great to have you back When you returned, I realized again how appreciative I am that you sit at a desk without a suit on and connect with the audience in a different way. Such a good thing. You always look very nice.
You ever think we're gonna accidentally cause the blindness of Seth from him rolling his eyes too far back in his head and getting stuck in reaction to us Jackals?
I can’t express how much I love and have missed corrections. I might just call in sick today, stay in bed, and watch them all again from the beginning.
I have to admit, for 90% of these, I distinctly remember that there was a part of my brain that upon hearing the joke was like "uhm, actually..." until another part of my brain was like "shut up, it's a joke!"
I have never laughed so much at a Corrections before. The animal flubs was the best. I know you can no longer win an Emmy but you certainly are deserving of some kind of recognition for being so entertaining!
OMG I absolutely love corrections!!! It's so amazing that they were able to capture a bit of the unhinged intimacy that we came to know and love in the pandemic era 🙃
Seeing all the comments I have to agree this was the best corrections ever uploaded. Thank you late night staff for todays laughs. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
CORRECTION: a wheel well is the space on a vehicle where a wheel is. It's not easily visible from inside a vehicle, and it's normally open on the bottom, so no loose items could be rolling around in there. Obviously you meant the footwell, which is the space where your feet go.
When you fall asleep watching corrections at 9pm, you get a secondary sense of excitement the next morning when you realize you have more corrections to watch 😆
Holy crap, that Animal Flubs got me. An earlier episode had a chain going to bring it back, then I went down a rabbit hole, gophered up some old episodes to hawk the old flubs, and then Seth dung beetle rolls this out at the last second for us jackals. I love corrections so much.
These impressions keep getting better! Saw the Monday 16th taping live and was a great experience! I made the crochet jackal for Seth back in January so I brought in a picture of him holding it and he signed it for me :))
Correction: Hannibal Lecter isn’t really the “villain” of Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill is. Hannibal is a criminally insane cannibal but he doesn’t play the role of the story’s antagonist
I'd also like to correct that he is not really "good at biting", he just bites. We all *can* bite, but we *don't*. It's not a matter of skill, but of disinhibition. Willingness to cross that line.
As an Australian, we love nothing more then when an American does an Aussie accent. You guys are so good at doing it, and the way ya'll be saying the word Auseee sure does tickle my ribs yeeehaa
So many gems in this one! Love "snarky" Seth pretending to lose it and LOVED him barking back at that commenter! It was hilarious AND satisfying because we never respond to those comments but I do want to smack them. He's back, indeed!! (and front) 🤣🐾🐾💙
What the heck is this stupid boring show? Only the best thing the Elders of the Internet have ever bestowed on us! I missed this so much. I know it's only for a small audience but I'm so grateful you guys do this for us. ❤
@@lb5368 Did you rewatch it? I seem to recall he said it in the original, but my week's bitterness and cynicism hadn't yet hit enough critical mass for me to comment about it when it was first posted
SO happy animal flubs made a return! Had to watch it multiple times because I laughed too hard the first time to hear it. The platypus bit was fantastic.
Animal Flubs returns! :D I loved the platypus solo, from there to the end I just dissolved into hopeless giggles and tears, this "boring stupid show" is the best and I'm so glad y'all are back :D
Correction: 17:56 Venom when ingested, in most cases, is not poisonous. When eaten, the enzymes in the digestive system denature the proteins in venom before they can reach the rest of the body, vs injected, where the body has to circulate the bloodstream to remove the harmful proteins, allowing it to do damage. For Platypuses, the toxin solution has 3 main component classes: DLP’s, NGF’s, and CNP’s which are normally digestible. Eating venom however, is still not advised due to the risk of bypassing the digestive tract through an ulcer or abrasion in the tissue. Also large quantities could overwhelm the digestive tracts ability to handle the venom, but this is the case for many non poisonous things e.g. water. THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR ALL VENOMS, PLEASE CONSULT EXPERTS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CONSUME A HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCE.
FYI, he didn't strike the lectern with the gavel, he struck a sound block (a.k.a. a "striking block"), which is that (usually) round piece of wood you'll often see the gavel resting on, that was on the lectern. EDIT: Added the "usually" bit, not only because it's more accurate, but because they apparently have one that isn't round in the House Chamber currently.
"And if you don't think Shoemaker brings that up every time an Aerosmith plays... dream on." Ah, that's why I watch this. For the genuine empathic vibe between cast and crew. Such a sweeeeeeeeeeeet emooooooooootionnnnnnn....
I love how one moment Seth is ranting about how "fun" it is to make a show for jackals, but then the minute someone insults it he steps up to defend it. Genuinely heartwarming. And in that spirit... Correction: For "Doth that make sense?", you pronounced "Doth" like "Dawth" when the proper Shakespearean pronunciation is actually "Duth" (like in "does" or "duh").
Started laughing at 15:10 self deprecating. Spent the next 3 minutes laughing tears. This episode wins all of the episodes. Not just of corrections, but of all the episodes. Of everything.
CORRECTION:Venom doesn't become poison if ingested. Venoms are specific chemicals that are evolved to immobilise or kill via a specific chemical reaction. Ingestion places the venom in the digestive tract where it will be broken down like other parts of the prey species. The venom would need to be also toxic to harm the imbiber. That, however, would make,e it a toxin, not a poison.
Correction for one of these corrections: Not all gulls are herring gulls. There's a lot of species of gull, from tiny little ringbilled gulls and mew gulls to great big herring gulls and glaucous gulls. There are even many gull hybrids, such as the Olympic Gull found in coastal western Canada, which are part herring gull and part several other species of gull. Also, seagull is a perfectly valid slang term for gull, since you often see them by the sea, and everyone knows what "seagull" means. Did the ornithologist mean that the specific gull shown was a herring gull, or were they not, in fact, a gull expert and more focused on, say, passerines? Disclaimer: I'm not an ornithologist myself, but I do have autistic perseverations on birds, taxonomy, and etymology. And cats.
I know, right?! I was here to say that. There are dozens of Gull species that lay people refer to as seagulls. (my favorite is the Bonaparte's Gull. They're cute as a button.) I don't know what that corrector was, but he sure wasn't an ornithologist.
Correction: When a Pumpkin is carved *and* mentioned on corrections, it is no longer a Pumpkin but a Jackalantern.
Bravo
Correction: Is it not 'Jack o' lantern'?
I'm liking this comment but I'm not proud of it
Is it still a jackyl-Lantern if pumpkin carved into slices for a recipie?
Could be a jackal joke of the week. Just the right blend of funny and groan inducing.
Correction: The gavel doesn't hit the lectern, but rather a small block of wood called a "sounding block" First, because it's usually specially made of hard-wood which gives a louder sound, but second, to protect the underlying table so guys like McHenry don't totally destroy the place with his mini-Mjölnir
but is the sounding block part of the lectern?
is a horn a part of a car when it is installed?
is it even installed, or does it just lie on top, waiting for one errant hit at the wrong angle to send it flying into the face of some innocent lectern bystander?
at what point do we define 'lectern?' which parts of it are lectern and which parts are not?
this is a real rabbit hole you have opened up here, Strawberry.
@@vforwombat9915no, the sounding block is not a part of the lectern. it is placed on top of the lectern.
S-tier comment
@@annamarie1942 " the sounding block is not a part of the lectern'
when a judge pounds his gavel, or a speaker pounds the____,
what do ppl say they pound?
they say the lectern or the ...whatever the judge's thing is called, my mind is going blank on this.
they never say they pound the sounding block.
now, we cold get into colloquial versus technical usage and semantics.
this is a hive of scum and jackals, after all.
or we can discuss if colloquial usage, which is clearly implying said sounding block is part of said object it is resting on, irregardless of whether it is attached or not, is incorrect.
the problem with calling colloquial usage incorrect is ofc that words' meanings are defined by usage.
if 99-99.999% of people de facto identify the sounding block as part of the lectern, then it becomes part of the lectern semantically.
i TOLD you this is a rabbit hole.
you followed the rabbit.
shoulda toined left at Albuquerque instead.
Oh my! Love this infighting!
His response to the guy complaining was perfect. Corrections is impossible to explain to people when they walk in the room, but we all know what it is. It's one big stupid in-joke. God knows why I love it, but I do.
You love it BECAUSE you know what it is.
If you don't "get" corrections, it can feel like you're "missing" the joke.
😂😂
But this is also TH-cam. It is REQUIRED to have someone say something dumb in the comment section. 🤭
I think its too late for those who don't understand.....they don't know our history! They don't know about the PO Box, jackels, and animal flubs?
I dont have the time or energy. So I just come to talk to my friends who already get it. 🙃
Also at this point there is so much history to most jokes that either you watch the entire library of corrections or think you lost your ability to understand English
@@iluvdissheet f* man, I wish I could forget Animal Flubs.
It is just the right level of stupid for a Friday morning. I don't k now why, but it's such a serotonin hit. It really is like hanging out with your friends at 3am giggling about dumb sh!t nobody else knows.
Riiight, I've tried to talk about it before and sometimes show it to people because I want them to join the Jackals; thus far I have been unsuccessful.
The “it’s fun doing a show for you” had me laughing uncontrollably in public. For a regular viewer that was just a perfect slow burn joke. 3 year long set up for me basically. Thank you.
I couldn’t breathe I was trying not to laugh so hard at that part.
Agreed. Sublime.
Oh my god I know it was so good
OMG I laughed so hard at that!!!
Yes 100%... and upon rewatch I am sure this whole episode is one of the greats
This was the perfect classic Corrections with Seth snarkily rolling his eyes at jackal nitpicking, trolling by the graphics department, Animal Flubs and the card being back... and front! Even some clueless person not getting the point. Nominate this one.
Corrections Classic. Now with more Animal Flubs ™
And look out for new Corrections: Oops, All Scollins! No seriously, look out… It’s highly upsetting.
@dbrad02 Oops, All Scollins is absolutely amazing. I need this on a shirt.
If any can win an Emmy, it's this one.
The problem is that it doesn't work if you haven't been watching for quite some time. Only a long-time fan of Corrections "gets" the jokes.
@@smlorrin Idk. This is my first time watching Corrections and I got it. I've seen more than enough "well actually" comments on TH-cam that Seth's snark in this made perfect sense to me. My favorite part is just that moment of flabbergasted silence after the bit about peanuts not being nuts.
I have never felt prouder as a Jackal. The Kyrgyzstan correction was mine!!! He used it!!!
You're the chosen one
It's a nice feeling right? I just had my first for acai. Jackals unite!
I just had my first for “3rd in line”. But apparently he dealt with it before!
I saw your correction just after you posted it, so I am basking in your glory. I was the English major that told him the apostrophe after an acronym is optional. Still don't know why I called myself an English major when I have had a whole career in writing. I could have just said writer. I guess the vibe of this show takes me back to my younger self, and that's a good thing!
@@JesseEngelGuitar I didn't learn how to pronounce açaí berries until the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode with Lin-Manuel Miranda.
"It's fun doin a show for you" is probably the funniest joke so far. I watched it like 10 times.
"There's no such thing as seagulls!" LMAO
Absolutely the best line!!
I watched it a number of times too. It was awesome
I think we broke Seth
@@staciehatfield3642implying we didn’t before?
I'm back/I'm front is exactly why I watch Corrections. This whole segment is always both unhinged and deeply silly in the best way.
Did not expect to see the side brothers here.
Could you please explain that joke?
It looks like a Covid thing to communicate someone's left a desk but will be returning, so it shouldn't be sanitized yet, but what would the "I'm Front" side say?
"I'm Clean" or something?
@@majorgnuhe didn't do the joke on the card last week and I'm sure people complained so this week I'm back
Agreed 😂
😂
A jackal might say Mr Platypus and his friend Koala were suspiciously sans their native accent, but Seth made it clear 30 seconds prior that Australian accents aren't yet offered at impressions camp
Well of course they aren't, accents aren't impressions. They would have to offer an Australian celebrity impression instead.
Yes I just corrected a fellow Jackal, it's how we show affection!
@@squee599I think it was an impression of Mitch McConnell doing an Australian accent.
“That’s not what I’m herring” had me laughing out loud! Best corrections yet.
Best corrections yet agreed
This is the best Corrections yet. Whole new level of unhinged.
it needs the silent presence of Jenny and Amber
Agreed. Being un-nominated has given Seth and gang license to just be themselves and let Corrections be its wonderfully unhinged self.
Absolutely. I was really looking forwards to Corrections getting an Emmy, now that Carpool is no more, but somehow being free of the Emmy shadow, it's better than ever.
There is no better adjective for Corrections than unhinged.
Why is this not Emmy eligible anymore?! This is so good!
Taunting Wally by buying teleprompters like an 80s sitcom nemesis is incredible
🎉
Truly a modern day John Henry
Soon, Corrections will start with "Hello, WALLY!"
@@thexalon lmao, right?!
It’s so great that he had platypuses
The return of Animal Flubs with Platypus as the special guest was fantastic. I wanted to "like" this multiple times. And yelling at the guy who thought Corrections is boring was hilarious. I quite literally applauded Seth's diatribe. Brilliant.
Agree! And Scollins must have contributed to Animal Flubs because it was so dark, right?
I was busting up laughing and my wife came in the room. She heard the end of Animal Flubs and she was like, "Oh, Corrections?" Yup.
Loves me some Animal Flubs!
As a New Zealander, I'd just like to say that Australian accent is spot-on. Definitely nailed it and you should do that accent as much as possible.
As an Australian, I'd like to say that our accents are different. Please don't encourage him, he's driving me nuts (not peanuts or cashews)
🤣
Yet his French accent ia pretty Russian.
The end of his “Aussie” accent sounded kind of Scottish
It is indeed heartwarming to know that the citizens of Australia, universally, all sound like Tom Brokaw.
His newscasts must engender a surfeit of down-home country comfort in you genial Down-under-ers…..
I love how Seth is particularly unhinged over cashews & peanuts not being nuts after just a few weeks back on the job😅 It's like a glimpse into his COVID self.
"It's fun doing a show for you! It's fun."
It's not even the first time he got that correction
"Went to the teleprompter shop! With my wife and my mistress!" absolutely killed me.
“Here lies Cue Card Wally, cause of death: march of time.”
I nearly died on the "redone" Wile E. Coyote gag. That is not in any way exaggeration. I had a mouth full of water, and involuntarily laughed so hard that it went down the wrong pipe. I spent the next several moments with the faint feeling of drowning. So to the writers and production staff at Late Night, take this as the badge of honor it almost certainly is: I laughed so hard at that joke I accidentally waterboarded myself.
Corrections is all Seth. The writers have nothing to do with it, other than watching and providing the laughter.
Maybe a sternly worded letter to the graphic department
You wouldn’t be the first! 😮
They have to wait longer after stuff like that, I always miss the beginning of the next one...
I'm now wondering which version of bingo would have the square "accidentally waterboarded yourself".
Corrections is such a wacky cozy segment. Ty for carrying it on ❤
Yes, cozy. That's the word I felt but didn't realize it.
"cozy" was not the vibe I got from the platypus skit
16:56 - the world's first impression of an Australian Mitch McConnell having a stroke. Your art is truly _avant-garde_ , Seth.
New name for Corrections since Seth is always drinking, and is now caring about his desk... "A Coaster Look"
Excellent defense of Corrections, Seth. How could one explain its entire history? It would be necessary to go back in time to a pandemic, an attic, The Thorn Birds, and a sea captain... if you know, you know.
I’m so happy I know.
Don’t forget the wasps.
And the Lego!
@@squee599 and its plural.
And the crochet drama
“We’re having fun dude!” 🤣 best corrections in a minute. Welcome back writers and Seth!
@@andrew66862 that's awesome!! haha
@@andrew66862 😂
Welcome front to Seth and the writers too! 19:32
@@coletteb.8889was just thinking the same thing. Great Jackals think alike
4 minutes
The rant defending Corrections brought tears to my eyes 😂
"That's not what I'm herring" WELL PLAYED SIR ONE GOOD TERN DESERVES ANOTHER
Seth admitting he has fun with and likes Corrections 🥺💜
I felt the same way!! 🥹
Right?! Sometimes I worry that his annoyance at us isn't feigned but that made me feel so much better!
Watching Seth’s descent into unhinged madness is the best thing on TH-cam right now. It’s fun making a show for you!
Hannibal is so good at biting! That’s the funniest take on Silence of the Lambs ever
FOR REAL! Literal GOLD.
@@c3swiftFigurative gold!
@@VA-gu1jq UNIRONIC GOLD
You could say Anthony Hopkins had a bit part. One that also bit parts.
Nope. Literal. Seth converts all YT profits directly into Gold Bars.
Everyone know this, where have you been@@VA-gu1jq ?
Corrections is my absolute favorite way to experience Seth’s comedy. He really shines with it. I think it just more fun to identify as the idiots that pick him apart and have that exasperated effect on him 😂
We like it better than the show 👍🏽
I should have pronounced it "biscuit" made me laugh harder than it probably should have. It was so delightful I shared it with my husband who promptly said, "I don't get it.". 1. Should I divorce him? 2. Is it possible he is the sourpuss poster?
Divorce
The opening put down with the clonk of putting the glass on the desk next to the coaster is a gem!
That was perfect. I didn't expect it, and the sound was so much LOUDER and clearer than you'd expect. (Starts Corrections with a great laugh)
I just wanna give the team extra thanks and kudos for always providing official subtitles! 💐
If you could give a shout out to the people providing them, that would be great.
I keep nagging big channels to include official subtitles all the time, so that people with hearing impairments or foreign speakers can enjoy the content.
And it's so wonderful to find a show that has official subtitles, even for background noises and they are on time and not delayed by 20 seconds.
It really means a lot to me.
And I'm sure to many others as well.
It's great that I could get my deaf and hard of hearing friends and family to join in on the fun here.
Thank you so much for being inclusive 😊
(this was a new segment called "The appreciative jackal")
I have an auditory processing delay, so I watch with CC/subtitles. The last line is wrong. It’s not “Steven next week.” It’s either his usual “see me next week” or “Stevie Nicks week” as a callback. 😅😊
Great new segment. Deserves a sponsor.
Can't wait to see what the graphics department comes up with for the intro titles!
@@lynnhettrick7588are you sure? I thought it was in reference to the Aerosmith guy, for this episode. He did "Stevie Nicks week" last week
@@lynnhettrick7588 it sounded like, "Stevie Nicks week" to me. (I don't have any hearing impairments).
Corrections will never not be hilarious. Absolutely and pure gold.
Omg the Ren faire comaprison joke 😆😆 the whole response to that question was unexpectedly wholesome/appreciated lol "the jackals, the crew here, and i all know what it is and enjoy it, not our fault you need to train your algorithm better" 😂😂 i sincerely hope they watch this one, esp the Animal Flubs
I'm so glad that I was able to be part of corrections from episode 1. you can go back and watch everything, (even if you had the 5-month writer's strike break to catch up) but it's not the same as being able to watch every Friday after a week of monologues and closer looks fresh on your minds, and then tune in to corrections. It is a finely tuned art of correcting, callbacks, and gags from previous corrections.. my favorite part of Fridays. It's not for everyone and if you don't like it, then make like Wil E. Coyote hitting the ground and just don't watch it..
The Dream On joke was genius. The Animal Flubs bit was sublime.
So glad to see the return of Animal Flubs!
I heart Emo Platypus!
I used to think that the theme song for Animal Flubs was boring and tedious, but now I love it. Goes to show you how a writer's strike can make you appreciate what you have.
F…L…U…B…S…are the five letters…you use…to spell Flubs…Animal Flubs!!!
I think it wasn't Hannibal's biting skills that were impressive, more that he was so good at tricking the guards into entering the bite zone that they eventually just decided to give up and put a muzzle on him.
Also is there a short-form animation category at the Emmy's? That stunned, blinking koala was award worthy.
He was a psychopathic, bitey Tom Sawyer he was.
I believe it was also about dehumanizing him as well. From a cinematic standpoint and from a prison standpoint.
The whole bit on Silence of The Lambs was excellent!!!
Yeah, but that's technically part of his whole biting process...
he wasn't wearing the mask when they entered the bite zone though. he was in his cell.
Lasso and lariat can be used interchangeably as a noun. You can lasso with a lasso, or lasso with a lariat. You can't lariat with a lasso though. #HotJackalOnJackalAction
I get my Lasso facts from Wonder Woman... Cowboys are way too feminine to give me that kind of information.
Jackal on Jackal action was what Seth was doing last week with those two 3D printed sins against god.
Correcting the corrections he's making is peek jackal
Can you lariat in a wrestling ring?
But can you lariat with a lariat?
That was some quality Dennis Miller imitation. And I love the fact that since he hasn't done much in the last 20 years, that Dennis Miller is now an obscure reference that Dennis Miller would bring up in his comedy act.
Begs the question: what happened to Miller? He was good. Did he give up when he realized he was a FOX-loving right winger? Or did that get him black-balled?
@@michaelbayer5094siding with the power structure is never funny.
There's plenty of Gen xers who still love dennis miller. He still has respect from comedians, there's no one as quit witted and specific. He is retired but was on fly on the wall podcast a little while back.
The Dennis Miller impression was superb! 19:51
I really hope the graphics department is also there watching Corrections because the lettuce bit was hilarious. 😂
This might be your best corrections yet. Hilarious
It's gotta be the most inside baseball episode. No one could start with this one. It's all in jokes
It's very good.
This is a great corrections…this may be the Emmy…
The comparison to a Renaissance fair was perfection. Seth hates and loves the jackals so much.
It was the best because it was so personal to us Jackals. Thank you Seth, we love this symbiotic relationship as well!
This is without a doubt my favorite, stupid, boring show❤
10/10 would by a tshirt that said: Corrections: My favorite stupid, boring show
Corrections is back to 20 minutes! Glorious day 🎉
Seth's response to the comment about the show being boring was 10/10! His response literally made me LOL.😂😅
Literally my favorite weekly comedy on TH-cam. Thank you Seth and crew and of course my fellow jackals!!!
Same here. Fridays are already great, and Corrections makes it twice as good.
Corrections is my favorite part of the week, and this episode was the hardest I've laughed so far. Sorry everyone else in the house. Animal flubs.
I hate but also love animal flubs. I laughed but only through heavy cringe.
That impression camp Seth went to this year deserves an award
I love that Seth got a coaster and then didn’t use it at all 👍
We all knew that was coming. And then moved his drink to the other side. It was making me twitch that he wasn't usint it. Grandma instilled the use of coasters in me.
Whenever we watch Corrections, my husband and I get out our Jackal mugs and pour ourselves dark beers and sit back and enjoy ☺️ This Corrections had me, my hubby, and our 14 year old daughter laughing out loud. So glad to see the return of Animal Flubs-I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.
Seth, haters are gonna hate. We Jackals have your back (even if we sometimes stab you in it 😘)
Well, I completed watching all 82 episodes, in the order that the playlist wants me to. I have never been more confused and entertained at the same time.
I screamed the moment Seth said "animal flubs"
I love this boring, stupid show
I almost poked my eye out laughing when the platypus gave the most common cause of death lmao - I was looking in a mirror applying mascara lmao ☠️
I stood up and did "Rocky" at the top of the stairs.🤣
@@weirdloverwildethe whole platypus bit caught me off guard and I laughed out loud despite both my kids still being asleep 😂 this show is getting weirder and weirder and I’m here for it
I actually yelped out loud while pouring out tea 😅🐾
The platypus and the koala did not rehearse that hand-off
One of the best corrections ever. Love to see you laugh too. So great to have you back
When you returned, I realized again how appreciative I am that you sit at a desk without a suit on and connect with the audience in a different way. Such a good thing. You always look very nice.
He ROCKS those fancy sweaters!
"We all know what this is." The absolute best description of this show. That being be said, "This is the kind of story we need right now."
This is fast becoming a favourite segment. Something about giving weird and often insular jokes this much room to breathe is just so satisfying.
The “I’m back” “I’m front” card really got me
Stevie Nicks week!
You ever think we're gonna accidentally cause the blindness of Seth from him rolling his eyes too far back in his head and getting stuck in reaction to us Jackals?
I can’t express how much I love and have missed corrections. I might just call in sick today, stay in bed, and watch them all again from the beginning.
I have to admit, for 90% of these, I distinctly remember that there was a part of my brain that upon hearing the joke was like "uhm, actually..." until another part of my brain was like "shut up, it's a joke!"
Let your inner Jackal out, join us.
Yes, join us.
Join us
You're one of us......Embrace it!
"Uhm, actually..." is the mating call of the Jackals.
THAT was an episode certainly worthy to send to the Academy! I LMFAO through the whole show. 🤪😂
You're really gonna love this: most venom wont act as poison when ingested. Generally they need to get into the bloodstream directly.
Just left the same comment before seeing this one!
However they say don't suck the venom from snake bites.
"It's fun doing a show for you!" had me cackling
The shoulder work really sent me
And the aggressive ticking!!
That animal flubs segment was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.
It's not a jack o lantern until a light is placed inside and lit. Until then, it's a carved pumpkin
This weeks episode is *chef's kiss* perfect! I laughed so hard I'm crying!
I have never laughed so much at a Corrections before. The animal flubs was the best. I know you can no longer win an Emmy but you certainly are deserving of some kind of recognition for being so entertaining!
Best corrections episode by far. I'm cry laughing over the animal flubs XD
I had to laugh-snort a few times!
Ditto! 😂😂😂
Singing along is the best part as you can just mumble the words you don't know. 😂
Corrections is the highlight of the week, glad they are still happening! The Coyote sound effects were great for the jackals.
I literally just spit out my coffee when Seth said, “wtf is this stupid show?” 🤣🤣🤣
OMG I absolutely love corrections!!! It's so amazing that they were able to capture a bit of the unhinged intimacy that we came to know and love in the pandemic era 🙃
Seeing all the comments I have to agree this was the best corrections ever uploaded. Thank you late night staff for todays laughs. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
CORRECTION: a wheel well is the space on a vehicle where a wheel is. It's not easily visible from inside a vehicle, and it's normally open on the bottom, so no loose items could be rolling around in there. Obviously you meant the footwell, which is the space where your feet go.
If the rollercoaster is janky enough the wheel well might be open to the footwell.
also not to be confused with a wonderwall, which is when they're gonna throw it all back to you
When you fall asleep watching corrections at 9pm, you get a secondary sense of excitement the next morning when you realize you have more corrections to watch 😆
Yup
One of the funniest corrections so far & the French & Australian accents are a riot!
So happy to see animal flubs back!!
🐨🦅🐦🦔🐮
" it's SO fun making a show for you guys!"
I actually laughed out loud. 💀
I love the fact that he acknowledged everyone saying he needed a coaster, and then he just doesn't use it
There may be coasters working on the show already. He’s subconsciously not using the coaster as he can’t rely on coasters
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Thank you for sticking up for the corrections community! I love corrections!
Holy crap, that Animal Flubs got me. An earlier episode had a chain going to bring it back, then I went down a rabbit hole, gophered up some old episodes to hawk the old flubs, and then Seth dung beetle rolls this out at the last second for us jackals. I love corrections so much.
The visuals, wow.
You could write content for Colbert's "meanwhile" intro!
These impressions keep getting better!
Saw the Monday 16th taping live and was a great experience! I made the crochet jackal for Seth back in January so I brought in a picture of him holding it and he signed it for me :))
i love how the time off let Seth not have to deal with these, and now watching him fly off the handle is even more hilarious
I love Wally having an arch nemesis. It's canon.
Correction: Hannibal Lecter isn’t really the “villain” of Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill is. Hannibal is a criminally insane cannibal but he doesn’t play the role of the story’s antagonist
If anything, Hannibal is helpful in assisting the FBI...until he isn't.
He is the anti-hero if you will
I feel like there's a "Hannibal Lectern" joke to be made here, but my brain isn't being helpful coughing it up.
I'd also like to correct that he is not really "good at biting", he just bites. We all *can* bite, but we *don't*. It's not a matter of skill, but of disinhibition. Willingness to cross that line.
He is nevertheless a villain *in* /Silence of the Lambs/, so I think Seth is safe.
As an Australian, we love nothing more then when an American does an Aussie accent. You guys are so good at doing it, and the way ya'll be saying the word Auseee sure does tickle my ribs yeeehaa
Yor Texan is pretty good, pardner.
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this episode needs to be nominated for an emmy! I was crying from laughing so hard!
So many gems in this one! Love "snarky" Seth pretending to lose it and LOVED him barking back at that commenter! It was hilarious AND satisfying because we never respond to those comments but I do want to smack them. He's back, indeed!! (and front) 🤣🐾🐾💙
What the heck is this stupid boring show? Only the best thing the Elders of the Internet have ever bestowed on us! I missed this so much. I know it's only for a small audience but I'm so grateful you guys do this for us. ❤
Would they lend you the internet?
@@MarcKloos I'd be afraid to drop it 😉
It's wireless
CORRECTIONS correction: the "ankle bone" would be floating around in the footwell of the roller-coaster car and not its wheelwell
I was also thinking this
Good catch!
I thought the same! I'm almost certain the original joke had Seth saying footwell. It's a good excuse for me to rewatch that segment 😊
...is connected to the funny bone.
@@lb5368 Did you rewatch it? I seem to recall he said it in the original, but my week's bitterness and cynicism hadn't yet hit enough critical mass for me to comment about it when it was first posted
SO happy animal flubs made a return! Had to watch it multiple times because I laughed too hard the first time to hear it. The platypus bit was fantastic.
Animal Flubs returns! :D I loved the platypus solo, from there to the end I just dissolved into hopeless giggles and tears, this "boring stupid show" is the best and I'm so glad y'all are back :D
Correction: 17:56 Venom when ingested, in most cases, is not poisonous. When eaten, the enzymes in the digestive system denature the proteins in venom before they can reach the rest of the body, vs injected, where the body has to circulate the bloodstream to remove the harmful proteins, allowing it to do damage. For Platypuses, the toxin solution has 3 main component classes: DLP’s, NGF’s, and CNP’s which are normally digestible. Eating venom however, is still not advised due to the risk of bypassing the digestive tract through an ulcer or abrasion in the tissue. Also large quantities could overwhelm the digestive tracts ability to handle the venom, but this is the case for many non poisonous things e.g. water. THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR ALL VENOMS, PLEASE CONSULT EXPERTS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CONSUME A HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCE.
FYI, he didn't strike the lectern with the gavel, he struck a sound block (a.k.a. a "striking block"), which is that (usually) round piece of wood you'll often see the gavel resting on, that was on the lectern.
EDIT: Added the "usually" bit, not only because it's more accurate, but because they apparently have one that isn't round in the House Chamber currently.
This one was great. Love this “boring, stupid show.”
"And if you don't think Shoemaker brings that up every time an Aerosmith plays... dream on."
Ah, that's why I watch this. For the genuine empathic vibe between cast and crew. Such a sweeeeeeeeeeeet emooooooooootionnnnnnn....
I love how one moment Seth is ranting about how "fun" it is to make a show for jackals, but then the minute someone insults it he steps up to defend it. Genuinely heartwarming. And in that spirit... Correction: For "Doth that make sense?", you pronounced "Doth" like "Dawth" when the proper Shakespearean pronunciation is actually "Duth" (like in "does" or "duh").
Jackal award
Who in the 21st Century determines what 'proper' Shakespearean pronunciation is? Shakespearean jackals, of course!
@@commontater8630we call them Shackles
@@RosieRoseDesigner Eh, pretty good...
I think in that case, the sentence should be “Doth that make thenthe?”.
I watched animal flubs four times and laughed each time. Simple pleasures. ❤️
Started laughing at 15:10 self deprecating. Spent the next 3 minutes laughing tears. This episode wins all of the episodes. Not just of corrections, but of all the episodes. Of everything.
Hear, hear!
My tears started at 7:15!
As an Australian jackal (or Dingo, I suppose?), Seth, your Aussie accent is impeccable. :)
One of my most favorite things on TH-cam. So happy to have you back on the air.
CORRECTION:Venom doesn't become poison if ingested. Venoms are specific chemicals that are evolved to immobilise or kill via a specific chemical reaction. Ingestion places the venom in the digestive tract where it will be broken down like other parts of the prey species. The venom would need to be also toxic to harm the imbiber. That, however, would make,e it a toxin, not a poison.
Well done you!
Correction for one of these corrections: Not all gulls are herring gulls. There's a lot of species of gull, from tiny little ringbilled gulls and mew gulls to great big herring gulls and glaucous gulls. There are even many gull hybrids, such as the Olympic Gull found in coastal western Canada, which are part herring gull and part several other species of gull. Also, seagull is a perfectly valid slang term for gull, since you often see them by the sea, and everyone knows what "seagull" means.
Did the ornithologist mean that the specific gull shown was a herring gull, or were they not, in fact, a gull expert and more focused on, say, passerines?
Disclaimer: I'm not an ornithologist myself, but I do have autistic perseverations on birds, taxonomy, and etymology. And cats.
I know, right?!
I was here to say that. There are dozens of Gull species that lay people refer to as seagulls. (my favorite is the Bonaparte's Gull. They're cute as a button.)
I don't know what that corrector was, but he sure wasn't an ornithologist.