Weird Oblivion NPC Skooma Addict outside the Tavern

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  • Oblivion NPC loses his speechcraft with the weirdest skooma addict encounter out of a tavern in South Cyrodiil. Taverns and inns, are buildings that may house beds for the night, drinks for the parched and food for the famished. Frequented by travelers and a house for some regulars.
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  • @GIFsMilkshake
    @GIFsMilkshake  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

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    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you liberal or sane? I need to know before I hit up Patreon.. I’ll do my homework also. 😉 thanks

    • @Puxi
      @Puxi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatsaltylife9855 He wants to be called a "they". Better not offend HIM! Also he claims to be an M.A.P. and pro Abortion :/ :(

  • @ommsterlitz1805
    @ommsterlitz1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Yes no words can describe such an encounter

  • @arthurnorton284
    @arthurnorton284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That man may have no arms, but he has trained his suitcase to follow him.

  • @Cook2430
    @Cook2430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    If this was never filmed, nobody would have believed this happened.

    • @rabbinirvana
      @rabbinirvana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @Jay.Z
      @Jay.Z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might not believe me but there is an even more insane pizzeria review that words can’t even describe other than I cry every time I see it.
      th-cam.com/video/i0Z65Ssb8g0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Burgher1605
      @Burgher1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe you hahahah

    • @kray421
      @kray421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same dude robbed a jewelry store, with a gun, got that on video too lol

    • @nimitz1739
      @nimitz1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like videos of all these crooked cops.

  • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
    @JohnSmith-cc3ud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    That my friend, is the proper quest: Appreciate everything,because life,is most definitley,a thing. 💚👊

  • @thedonitalian1923
    @thedonitalian1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is glorious. Barstool sports guy had no idea the metaverse is real

  • @makemegood1
    @makemegood1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Dave really almost started crying thinking about how tough that dudes life must be

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know what.. he probably did tear up. He’s a great guy.

    • @deanmc2823
      @deanmc2823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he didn’t

    • @jamesdangerharvey
      @jamesdangerharvey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      who is he?

    • @silverthefuture
      @silverthefuture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesdangerharvey Pizza review, Barstool Sports

    • @nimitz1739
      @nimitz1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverthefuture He actually founder of Barstool Sports. He runs it.

  • @fawnieee
    @fawnieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Wherever you are armless man, I hope it's a good place and I hope it's a place that appreciates your boundless knowledge

    • @oldboy1955
      @oldboy1955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Samm Salvey Thats one of the reasons they end up homeless

    • @jazzfeline5970
      @jazzfeline5970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was arrested and charged with stabbing a man using his feet. Not even kidding. His name is Johnathan Crenshaw.

  • @blazingstar9638
    @blazingstar9638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    😂 I didn’t expect it to go this way
    “Life is fragile”
    😂😂

  • @markmolloy1497
    @markmolloy1497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I legit thought that the tank bro reviewing the pizza was the drug addict at first until no arms guy came along because tank brobis spewing 100% mindless nonsense.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he was. It's a wonderful thought to enjoy life at every moment but that's far from reality.

    • @voidremoved
      @voidremoved 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      come back 20 minutes after he eats that pizza

    • @cainhernandez9274
      @cainhernandez9274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaas me too

    • @tacomaamocat4309
      @tacomaamocat4309 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me three

  • @ParabulaMan
    @ParabulaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    sometimes you just got to enjoy the ride, and ignore that your driver is chaos itself.

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that from something or did you just come up with that on the fly?

    • @MrChrisBarker
      @MrChrisBarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed.. 🤔

    • @realgenjutsu8181
      @realgenjutsu8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is deep my friend 🙏

  • @blacksunking19
    @blacksunking19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Seen that crackhead guy many times he is actually very famous in south beach. Wife is terrified of him. He was recently arrested for assault

    • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
      @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro what!?

    • @blacksunking19
      @blacksunking19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st ya dude i see him all the time he’s always out and about with that suitcase

    • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
      @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blacksunking19 🤣 that's crazy. Idk but I feel like when people got that fucked up of a disability it's for a reason. Either cause some past life shit they did or for them to overcome obstacles in a different way than others to be better in the next.

    • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
      @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@blacksunking19 how did he assault some bruh?

    • @blacksunking19
      @blacksunking19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CookingWithJeremangelo! His name is Jonathan Crenshaw

  • @nickpatterson2479
    @nickpatterson2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I lost it after a moment of speechlesness portnoy says "how is he pulling that thing?"

  • @buyerofsorts
    @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Man that was too funny. That guy was truly left speechless and I can see why. That was beyond random.

    • @chipnroll
      @chipnroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont think you mean funny

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chipnroll Entertaining? I dunno...

  • @unclebubs5286
    @unclebubs5286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This makes me remember how Lucky I am and how much of a privileged life I live

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, gratitude is important. This guy still seems pretty upbeat despite missing both arms, in light of that 99% of people have little to complain about.

  • @johnd1466
    @johnd1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve seen that same armless guy in another video with him shirtless looking fried by the sun to blood red & his teeny arms flailing as he chases another dude filming him! Peace and harmony to that dude life has dealt him a raw deal!

    • @bonson9156
      @bonson9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that dude filming him in that video though.... hope he gets what's coming to him

    • @DavidèDiRocco
      @DavidèDiRocco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      where can we find that video?

    • @-kryon1c-
      @-kryon1c- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonson9156?

    • @jimmybooki4281
      @jimmybooki4281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least h/armless man is doing the chasing instead of being chased.He be right.

    • @CrackDCat
      @CrackDCat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's also another video I've known about since like 2010. This same guy just absolutely tearing through this lobby screaming something about the hotel not giving him his stuff, so he starts just going ballistic on the office ware there.

  • @buyerofsorts
    @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dave is visibly shaken by that guy. Hilarious to watch I must admit.

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not trying to be funny but I watched again after reading your post and my question is what part was actually “hilarious”?

    • @djmaster1995
      @djmaster1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatsaltylife9855 The stupid cliches he came up with like "life is a thing"

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djmaster1995 agreed

    • @guitarzan2626
      @guitarzan2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dave sure enjoyed his pizza!

  • @oasiscanales2939
    @oasiscanales2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i love how the camera man shakes right after cause he can't stop laughing lmao

  • @georgegore
    @georgegore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The arms of that little goblin are glitched :(

    • @barebonesjones
      @barebonesjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glitched goblin :(

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Why would you talk about him that way? This is a case of “walk a mile in his shoes”. Life is precious and comedy is never important as care.

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barebonesjones says the crimson ghost..

    • @barebonesjones
      @barebonesjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thatsaltylife9855 yes says me, I am your god.

  • @Releasethebats123
    @Releasethebats123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That shit look burnt

    • @GIFsMilkshake
      @GIFsMilkshake  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the edges are burnt but the bite was good tho.

    • @lizzymint6705
      @lizzymint6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahaha. No one else is talking about the pizza.

  • @mrmr-qx4jq
    @mrmr-qx4jq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The crack addict is the guy eating pizza right?

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he’s the multi-millionaire that only fragile leftist or liberals love to hate because he has so much more value to offer than every left-wingNut combined.

  • @JSTNtheWZRD
    @JSTNtheWZRD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The funniest thing was the Lakers jersey

    • @d.msmith5432
      @d.msmith5432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest thing was “How is pulling that?”. I’m crying!

  • @ricklannis6244
    @ricklannis6244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Isn't that the same armless guy that destroys the hotel lobby?

    • @alyfepoisonbunny2716
      @alyfepoisonbunny2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to ask the same question he also looked like the armless guy that was running after the other dude while shirtless

  • @den19852
    @den19852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One bite, everybody knows the rules.

  • @lizzymint6705
    @lizzymint6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how the music starts when he’s getting emotional 🤣🤣

  • @conradprytz5104
    @conradprytz5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's armless.

  • @jakegimenez7984
    @jakegimenez7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the guy that was running with scissors on his feet he's a creative skooma addict

  • @bidenonabender5903
    @bidenonabender5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the "how´s he pulling that?" got me good.

  • @danbdanb3
    @danbdanb3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he could have gave the guy a piece of pizza

    • @middleageddad
      @middleageddad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That guy had places to be. He was just offering free advice.

    • @markekar6021
      @markekar6021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hand him a slice...?

  • @stonerman15
    @stonerman15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve seen this guy before in another video he must be all over LA.

    • @jamescontrino5099
      @jamescontrino5099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Dave portnoy owner of barstool sports he's great. Not a bs celebrity

    • @burniemac1364
      @burniemac1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the dude that kicks the shit out of all that stuff in the administration just swipe shit of the desk with his feet🤣🤣🤣

    • @stonerman15
      @stonerman15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamescontrino5099the dude pulling the suitcase?

    • @thethinbluelinegang
      @thethinbluelinegang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The no arm guy is from Miami. Classic video of him destroying a Miami hotel lobby.
      th-cam.com/video/2S1YotG5ai0/w-d-xo.html

  • @maniulopez6429
    @maniulopez6429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guy with the 🍕 pizza has The most beautiful attitude and advice he said life is fragile don't take it for granted

    • @Evil_Ghandi13
      @Evil_Ghandi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's also a paper hand whiny little bitc-

  • @Ephesians-yn8ux
    @Ephesians-yn8ux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Its good”
    Yeah, no crap. Like sex, even the worst pizza is still pretty decent.

  • @igraffitdotcom7335
    @igraffitdotcom7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor guy couldn’t even enjoy the bite…

  • @whiteboyrick1247
    @whiteboyrick1247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Quest added: find out the mystery of the skooma addict pulling goods cart and feed him some pizza

  • @echospaw899
    @echospaw899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uhhhh???! I was fine until the camera started shaking because he couldn't stop laughing. Hoo boy!

  • @realtalk5931
    @realtalk5931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prez is the opposite of an npc!

  • @agreensubstance
    @agreensubstance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Happy to say I saw another video with the same armless man today.
    He was angry and jumped on a counter and destroyed everything with his legs 🤣
    Yep same guy

    • @rudolfsund5462
      @rudolfsund5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      link?

    • @agreensubstance
      @agreensubstance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rudolfsund5462 th-cam.com/video/cpxUeaWiOmE/w-d-xo.html

    • @agreensubstance
      @agreensubstance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rudolfsund5462 found it, it's a gem 💎

    • @e.sstudios1015
      @e.sstudios1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agreensubstance I can't see the link bro, TH-cam won't allow me to see it. Send the title instead

    • @agreensubstance
      @agreensubstance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@e.sstudios1015 th-cam.com/video/cpxUeaWiOmE/w-d-xo.html

  • @pinacolaaadas
    @pinacolaaadas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ah yes, one of those newfangled random world bounty quests. Todd Howard you dog you.

  • @TheDaaabou
    @TheDaaabou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so precious...

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo the pizza dude was SHOOK

  • @captainireland1375
    @captainireland1375 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's actually pulling the case with his hand, he just glitched out so you can't see them

  • @srodriguez1337
    @srodriguez1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Probably the best pizza at the right time and moment. Should get a 10.

  • @jamescontrino5099
    @jamescontrino5099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dave portnoy

  • @chrishandsome6542
    @chrishandsome6542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The character that it's personal dialog glitched from one to the other.

  • @Treize132
    @Treize132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How does this not have more views. This is the best NPC video I have ever seen

  • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
    @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo that shit is wild.

    • @GIFsMilkshake
      @GIFsMilkshake  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "life is a thing, life is fragile".

    • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
      @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GIFsMilkshake hell yeah it is yo. He's like "they put a lil drizz drizz on it."

  • @brandstradamus
    @brandstradamus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Universe becomes one point of everything when he shows up.

  • @TheLoccCodyGee
    @TheLoccCodyGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even more of a question is. How does he go to relieve himself or wipe? 🤔

  • @dash8no7498therailfan
    @dash8no7498therailfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave witnesses an illusion mage while attempting to eat a flatbread

  • @TauricornA
    @TauricornA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paperhands

  • @Lilmisscostumedrama
    @Lilmisscostumedrama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMMGG THE ARMLESS GUY WAS FEATURED ON A MUG SHOT…. ON MENTALLY MITCH’s CHANNEL.

  • @dreamcastkid3064
    @dreamcastkid3064 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the guy with the pizza even doing. I guess he’s a food guy

  • @victorlee5208
    @victorlee5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is barstool sports guy

  • @e.sstudios1015
    @e.sstudios1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was completely random!

  • @Htiler
    @Htiler ปีที่แล้ว

    His balloon just got burst by a guy with no arms.

  • @MapleBalls
    @MapleBalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    forget the armless, that food is over 10% burned... I would send it back...

  • @joshyaks
    @joshyaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don't need to worry, he's mostly 'armless.

  • @GengarOnXanax
    @GengarOnXanax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saul Goodman selling that average pizza.

  • @Chris-zj2cd
    @Chris-zj2cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro what the hell in a different npc video that same armless guy is chasing someone

  • @Eledaraumar
    @Eledaraumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best part about this one... the armless dude served time for stabbing someone with scissors held between his toes.

    • @Petanifer
      @Petanifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s an oblivion NPC video of that guy chasing a dude with scissors in his feet it’s hilarious and crazy at the same time.

    • @Eledaraumar
      @Eledaraumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Petanifer thats nuts, i didn't know there was video of him like that. I gotta look for it now

    • @Petanifer
      @Petanifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eledaraumar th-cam.com/video/OpnVtYXSumE/w-d-xo.html

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Petanifer It was the same guy. Man if you think the guy is weird looking in this video, try seeing him shirtless! Don't watch though! You've been warned!

  • @cashshawn
    @cashshawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gollum just wanted his precious pizza

  • @cokeheadbenny
    @cokeheadbenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you too...

  • @brianbuttacavoli5692
    @brianbuttacavoli5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope the imperial roles a 0 while eating a slice and chokes, and the npc hears it due to his heightened skooma senses and gets his pizza.

  • @jssekyl
    @jssekyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Homeless guy prolly got his arms in his tshirt pulling his shit and just blew this guys mind

  • @Humansplaining
    @Humansplaining 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Life is a thing" ~ Marcus Aurelius

  • @rsanche4726
    @rsanche4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "how is he pulling that" 😂😂😂

  • @sheilamarie1481
    @sheilamarie1481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should've offered him your pizza.

  • @MrChrisBarker
    @MrChrisBarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy f... That turned sharp.

  • @Dakota_B_
    @Dakota_B_ ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly thought the lakers jersey guy was the crackhead at first. "Gotta a lil drizz drizz" wtf dude lol.

  • @PranaChi369
    @PranaChi369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    HIS NAME IS JOHNATHAN CRENSHAW!!! The no armed goblin

  • @tootai
    @tootai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    woulda been funny if he finished it with, 'tastes like shit.." and spikes it on the ground.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man that would have broke the internet for sure! :)

  • @brandontaylor3874
    @brandontaylor3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definition of *Random Encounter*

  • @godjhaka7376
    @godjhaka7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Burnt ass pizza for a burnt-brained human

  • @pleasantness1704
    @pleasantness1704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No, he said feed it to a "Crackt Addict" 😂😂😂

  • @kamasutraking666
    @kamasutraking666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    little this junkie know he was seeing an astral projection of his future junkie self walking right before his very eyes warning him that will be his very own future if he continues to be a junkie

  • @Irithyllian
    @Irithyllian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong... I've watched so many of these, that guy without the arms. Could he be the same guy from another one of these videos, one where he destroys the bannered mare?

    • @shkumpvatican3877
      @shkumpvatican3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He been arrested for attacking someone with scissors.....

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shkumpvatican3877 HOW.
      HOW DOES HE DO THAT.

    • @glockdude5472
      @glockdude5472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn’t believe how easily that dude stepped up onto the counter with just his foot! Quite impressive

    • @shkumpvatican3877
      @shkumpvatican3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MortusSweet more impressed at when he jumps on top of a counter

  • @c.h.5510
    @c.h.5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's the Elder Jersey Mage

  • @buyerofsorts
    @buyerofsorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even that bite of pizza had a dull flavor because he was so disturbed.

  • @cancel1913
    @cancel1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just to think that guy can't ever play with himself. Sad indeed! :-(

  • @bdude630
    @bdude630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks having a rough day this shit made me laugh super hard...

  • @fakshen1973
    @fakshen1973 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in 1990, I was working in a fast food on the Las Vegas Strip. There was a pan-handler who usually hustled nearby named Scotty. Scotty was absolutely normal, except he was very small and his limbs were basically on backwards. Think of if your shoulders were so messed up that your arms where your thumbs faced down and you elbows faced each other. Scotty basically got around on crutches... barely... but he couldn't really carry anything with his arms. He was a nice enough guy... but life dealt him a pretty tough hand. You know... I just realized I wrote a terrible pun by accident... and I'm just going to leave it there.
    Scotty made some decent money. The damnedest thing is some guy once said to me off-handed how easy it was for Scotty to just stand there and make money. I just turned it around and said "well, for that free money... would you want to trade lives with him?"

  • @Balonishell
    @Balonishell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Jewish NPC actually had some kind platitudes to communicate.

  • @burybones1278
    @burybones1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better question; "How do you smoke a crack pipe with no arms?"

  • @moshpitbull2284
    @moshpitbull2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark Zuckerberg interacting with a human pinball

  • @blakek1043
    @blakek1043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom that bite. Thank you God

  • @Mister_8tee7
    @Mister_8tee7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hes a "fvck yeah dude" kinda guy

  • @ron1836
    @ron1836 ปีที่แล้ว

    That armless guy is in another video chasing a guy with his shirt off

  • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
    @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy just rates pizzas?

  • @DomesticTruther
    @DomesticTruther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How's he pulling that? I'm trying to figure out how the dude smokes crack with no arms????

  • @ekim000
    @ekim000 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was unaware that there was such a thing as a speechless American before seeing this..

  • @juanromero7647
    @juanromero7647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music makes me wanna play oblivion again

  • @MK-651
    @MK-651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shit I wouldn't have been able to just take one bite of the pizza that shit looked gas and you know how skilled you gotta be to smoke crack with no arms

  • @YahshuamySovereign
    @YahshuamySovereign 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't let him take off his shoes. 😎

  • @ryblinkhopkinson874
    @ryblinkhopkinson874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm glad I've not watched Oblivion NPC clips in so long because now I have a gold mine of content to go through lol

  • @benreform3357
    @benreform3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I first saw the armless guy in this vid destroying a hotel fron desk

  • @TheRealYDOC
    @TheRealYDOC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can see it started setting in that he had arms and hands to eat his pizza and the skooma addict didn’t something as simple as having arms and hands and we take that for granted in life when it can all be gone in a second

  • @chipnroll
    @chipnroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ha you can see in the 2nd half of the vid where his conscious caught up with him lol

  • @MamaKalash
    @MamaKalash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not completely sure of what the passerby is saying, but the words "modern-day Smeagol" come to mind.😳

  • @howlenki4440
    @howlenki4440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a twist.

  • @Killerbrew
    @Killerbrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, Andy Dick done lost his arms