THIS ONE MAN CAN SAVE THE WORLD AND WIN THE WAR | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
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13:21
Roger: *last man standing*
Catapult: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@@deadlywafflez2131 YESSSSSSS
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Don’t be making jokes about our best friend Roger you disgrace fuck you for making jokes about a friend dying you sicken me and make me nauseous
How many times I have to tell you that is not Rodger that is his clone he was clone because they wanted Jack to back down but the catapults were smart and they kill the clone
@@kokoroyasashidesu5248 NO IT'S ROGER
4:41
Jack: "...and you're Roman"?
Zeus: "u WuT mAtE?!"
Zues is Greek Jupiter is the Roman version of Zues.
Zeus is Greek
I meant to put a comma between greek and Jupiter.
Jacob Wersal just edit it
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"Oh my god they're all in trees"
-jack in Vietnam, 1974
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
i am vietnamese and I approve of this message
f you
@@cerealenjoyer3000 how the fuck
Jack having a vietnam flashback
An F in the chat for roger who was employee of the month and the best warrior in the Gaelic armies of jacksepticeye
13:55, the last time we ever will see our poor, lovable rogier
Roger was hit with a brainwashing potion. That's why he went rouge, but he is such an absolute trooper that he punched the reaper in the face and came back to life to sink his arrows into people's necks. With the brainwashing being nullified by his temporarily death.
9:52 - 9:53
Me: Jack is great at this game!
My brother: *irish man smiling for a bunch of dead red and blue men getting eaten by snakes*
Wait...he did give me a heart right? Am I wrong??
@@ExtremusStupidus He could have, but if you edit the comment, the heart disappears. Sorry man.
@@option2583 NOOOO I JUST WANTED TO THANK HIM 😣
My favorite part is when Jack screams wildly while looking at murdering ragdolls. You know... between 0:00 and 25:29
Lol
XD
Classic!
Yes
Same! dident you love that bit when he screamed at that flying ragdoll. Oh what a classic
Jack: Calls Zeus "Roman"
Ancient Greeks: Are we a joke to you
Thank god someone noticed. 😅
I knew it would be here somewhere.
I know! I scrolled down the comments like "someone's said this already, surely" and couldn't find any. So I did my duty :P
@@SorcerorNobody Yeah, Sean needs to know that if it was Roman it would be Jupiter, not Zeus
Sorceror Nobody oops I just commented that ( at least someone else noticed)
Sean: "Its just like lord of the rings!"
also Sean: *begins to sing Hedwig's theme*
this isnt funny pls shut up
16:59 I love that part lol
Jack: IT'S JUST LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS
*Sings Harry Potter* That's Harry Potter
*Sings Jurassic Park* That's Jurassic Park
Guy who does something important:
Exists
Jack:
ROGER!
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The seecret to jack's clap is actualy him claping his butcheeks so hard that the whole Ireland can hear him and the hand is actually an irish wave
Just Imagine You Are At Your Graduation And
*Loud Ass Clapping Everywhere*
He liked your comment!!! You little lucky son of a...
Memes Troll who put you in such a mood?
Omfg jack liked my comment!!!!
I luv you jack do much, and thanks guys for theese likes
12:56 : this guy has the right idea he stayed up high to avoid it all
Two seconds later:
*gets hit*
12:55
see this guy had the right idea he stayed up on the rock away from all the harm
*gets hit by a boulder*
Loaf the profile pic XD tøp for life.
@@Obstagoons hha thanks man |-/
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) np dude
by*
It gazed him
Jack: I love this part
Roger: *dies*
13:53
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I love jacks accent because it’s just the perfect voice for screaming in a war and that’s exactly what he’s doing and it’s just great lol
Jack when hes gonna stab someone with a sword/fork/: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Irish and Scottish accents are the best
Kinda Kpop Ireland is the best
Chuck B nope Scottish is better
Kinda Kpop how
6:10
-Sends everyone to war with almost everyone dying on the battlefields at the rounds before....
Jack- chokes on water* you guys better fight strong because i almost died for you
“War is hell ; *YEET*”- Jacksepticeye 2019
281 likes no reply I'm surprised
Shut up!!!
@@xtra_krispy693 no u
Hmmmm🤔
10:31 Americans landing in Vietnam for the Vietnam war (colorized)
*panicked breathing* THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!!
Jake Boling lol
@@williamhaswell6149 *Screams in Japan* stab
Very cool comment
a nogla fan
"And over the snowy mountains and over the flat lands of the flat earth..."
"Why are you caring boats?"
Sean: "That was too easy, I like a challenge, I want a battle"
You're definitely a Saiyan
Actual army: ''fights''
TABS: ''Hits own team mates''
Jack: ''hits himself''
Collateral damage
Jack:" He stayed on the rock away from all the harm."
Then at 12:58 he gets hit.
*”START SMACKING ONE LAD WITH ANOTHER LAD!!”*
-Sean 2019
*Sniffs*
LAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Dr.Drumpads24 because of me you have 100 likes b happy 👍🏻👍🏻
At 15:13 he screamed “no” before he was turned into electricity
LOL
15:10
He was turned into flour
@@brokeboys1388 funniest shit i've ever seen
"You know what? War is hell. YEET!"
- jacksepticeye, 2019
Ellie Maguyon So is school
it is satin killed him and satin is shit
7:04: "You are my Strongest man! *Wait, strongest man?* ROGER!"
Yeah because apparently to Jack Roger is the only strong person in his army. Roger is brothers with his twin, Steven meaning they have the same skill. It doesn't matter who does the hard work it just matters that Roger gets praised for it.
Haaaaaaa
Zeus, father of gods and most powerfull of all...
Defeated by an axe wielding viking...
The best ROMAN god
Kratos
@@Senor_Lee Zeus is greek
@@COH-gl5yg Yeah I know.Jack said that
@@mikkelmaling6724 I'm wheezing
"Its photoshop when you see me in real life." jack 2020 -
oop sorry meant 2019 for all you people annoying me because i accidentally made a mistake lol
This is the top comment right now... with 8 likes
@@williamhiegel2756 now it has 14 :)
Its 2019 lol
Look at the date it was made
@@FoxTheD3ceiver ok i made this post late at night so give me something XD yeah I just realized that
Soldier: SIR YES SIR!
Also Soldier: *Knocks himself out by saluting to hard*
I dont know why but i feel like that would be me
Sounds like a TABS character would do that
3:46
*Big ass guy with a huge axe and bear skin hat that blinks*
Jack: I didn't know CinnamonToastKen was in this game.
12:53 "See this guy had the right idea! Stay up on the rock, away from all the harm!"
*0.53 seconds later*
*giant flying boulder smashes guy's face against the rock*
Sean: *talking to a Greek god* Zeus! They're kinda viking-ish! And you're Roman!
Me: uhhh no? That would be Jupiter, not Zeus, Sean.
And then Sean says: uh no, Jupiter's a planet.
It's funny when he gets cultures wrong 😁
Jacksepticeye: I’m gonna move to the UK for the better!
Article 13: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
TrustyDoge but this time the joke might be real...
I don't understand what this comment is getting at.
@@bilbobaggins5938 article 13 will make it so the already strict laws for using other peoples content is even way more strict in the uk. Memes, video games, pretty much anything but vlogging would not be allowed. and its looking like its gonna pass.
@@DTE420 I thought it already passed bruv.
@@DTE420 fck it
"It's just like Lord of the Rings!"
*Starts doing the Harry Potter theme*
😂😂😂😂😂
No it's Harry Potter theme ear rape
you're a wizard, Bilbo
😂😂😂😂
The fact that you know all that makes you a nerd
LOVE ME LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIME SUCKY SUCKY
"Start smacking one lad with another lad!!"
Jacksepticeye 2019 😂
Baylee Whitt I like your name I think it’s a unique and beautiful name… I wanna name my future daughter Baylee
That lad that got smacked is Jack's ego
I imagine jack pick up someone and start using it as a bat to beat someone up
*Soul Eater theme starts playing*
@@OscarMartinez-vm5yw simp
F, Rest In Peace Roger, he was like a brother to me, a great hero he was. 😢
Zeus is not roman Jack, he's greek. Remember God of War? Jupiter is his roman version.(4:48)
Philippe Courtemanche Zeus is the king of gods
No one cares
@@camgrav2124 How do you dare to say something about Greeks!!!
Zeus is god of lightning king of gods and the god of war is ares and if you want to know more tell me
@@annadoby871 he was referring to the game god of war. If im not mistaken kratos is zeus's son
When will you fix the poor lamp?
WhY aRe YoU mAkInG iT sUfFeR
I'm just waiting for the other one to be broken and then they'll be a matching pair!
@@briannahg6651 lol same honestly😆
Roger died doing what he loved, going headfirst into immediate suicide
Press [ F ] to pay respects
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JustLeeGuy F
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19:19 was so funny that the fat mammoth was not i was expecting
Ssssoooo... if jack's last name means "man of the lake", does that mean he's the one true ocean man!!!???!!!❤🤔🤔
No He's The Lake Man
@@YaBoiHusbando lol
Ocean man
Take me by
The hand
Lead me to
The land
@@namsteroo da na na na na LAKE MAN!!!
That made no sense you said man of the lake and then said ocean man
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Roger may have fallen, in the name of Ireland, but he will live on in our hearts in minds.
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True true me after roger died 😨😰😰😰😰😰
Amen
thank you bretheren
Jack: send in the snakes
St Patrick: am I a joke to you?
Mosas?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
“Oh, they are just coming out of the trees. That’s terrifying!”
(Queue Vietnam flashback)
"Jack feeling not well"
Plague doctor: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
I REALLY LIKE PIES Oh snap! It’s you! You watch Jack too? Never thought you would! Oh yeah! Do more battlecats.
Whaaaaa
I REALLY LIKE PIES 13:56 his should be a meme
I am the cure muderfqur
@Jason Lee plague doctor isnt an SCP he is just an urban legend that makes people fear random liquids that they dont understand.
plz dont question how i know this
ALERT JACK HAS STOPPED FOOKIN SWERIN BRING IN TE CALVARY
CAPTAIN!!!!!! We can't Roger is on break
AAH, THE ROGER IS TOO BUSY PRACTICING HIS NAILING SKILLS
WE'LL SHOW TH-cam WHAT IT MEANS TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US!
I think he got demonitized so he stopped swearing
12:55 "This guy has the right idea, he stayed up on the rock away from all the harm."
*2 seconds later*
*Gets hit by giant rock
Jack: "I need something calming."
also Jack: "START SMACKING ONE LAD WITH ANOTHER LAD."
Level is called "Ice archers"
Jack: "HOW DID YOU FREEZE?!"
Well its been 3 years and he got no response so the first one
Hello there new commenter
@@wonghy1115 good to see you new recruit you have far more to come
@@LTDAN-vi5ip greetings! Yes.
Demonetization: exists
Jack: doesn’t swear
Viewers: this is unacceptable
Edit: thank you so much for the likes!
Edit 2: and a heart from jackaboy!!! Yay!
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It just feels less hyped for me, in my instance, swears are a gramatic troupe for extreme exclamation and emotion! This just doesn’t sound as authentic either :/
i prefer when jack did swear because it brought life to his channel to me made him stand out in a way
Nah I'm cool with him not swearing.
He always said that he wouldn't stop. RIP.
Excuse me? Have you gone all Family-friendly PG clean?!?!?!
Yes TH-cam regulations got us fucked up
@@dylonl4036 yep content creators can't talk they way they want or upload certain things and it makes me sad
Please say no,please say no
Yeah, demonitization is fucking trash.
@@thelastassassin1190 don't you mean *frickin'*
Jack while crying: I love this part. *sniffles* Whats showing on the screen: Roger getting blown to bits.
RIP Roger
He was just saying "what a cute boulder"
Roger will be missed by family and friends
Me: Why is he yeling so much?!
Me in several minutes: OMG YASS!!
War is serious!!
Hello jack
@@jacksepticeye I CAN SEE THAT
jacksepticeye I‘m Irish & German but I don’t ever want to drink when I turn 21, am I a disgrace?
Jack actually replied to your comment- *legendary*
I open a jacksepticeye video and I am greeted by Jack's stomach feeling like dogshi-
Quality content.
Jack in 2013: trying to hide his accent
Jack in 2019: I AM THE FECKING GAELIC GLADIATOR
R.I.P Rodger
2019-2019
Jack's best warrior.
Died by Jack's army in the war of Coke Zero
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EstNoobGamer actually it was... "COKE ZERO"
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Fuck
I willed the sickness out of me
Jacksepticeye -2019
Lol
Lol Lol
Lol Lol Lol
All hail robo-copyright, I can’t get used to Jack not swearing 😢🙄
Same, it's just not the same
robo copyright?
@@Mini_Squatch Article 13
Hit my head real hard hiding sickness cough cough
Same!! it' so sad!! T_T
"See this pile in the middle? Only a *fraction* of my guys are in there."
Yeah, like 1/2.
On an unrelated note, I'm happy that somebody finally has good tastes in launching 90 kilograms of stone over 300 meters.
21:22
Guy: UH
Jack: ah
Pray for the Warrior Rodger! He was the man for the mission. He lived for the battle but died as the enemy. R.I.P
Rodger wouldn't have a bowl cut. He wasn't Rodger! I don't believe it!
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(F) roger
Yes sir
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F in chat for Roger
He was a good man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was confused. He was ROGER
Matthew Carpentier f in the chat
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*f*
Amen...
Oh and also F
Jack: sings one little part of what’s up danger*
Black way: Ight ima copyright
Jack: So TH-cam, what can I do and not do in my videos?
TH-cam: Do you have 90 minutes?
Jack: NOOO!! IVE CREATED A MONSTER!!!
Jack : Give it up for Roger everybody!
Others Who Died : Am I Joke To You?
Yes, yes you are.
Jack: "The fRicking romans"
Me: "Nooooo Jack cant swear no more 😭"
Jack *swears*
TH-cam : am I a joke to you?
Fans : Is Jackaboy a joke to you Mr. TH-cam?
TH-cam is going to far with this
@@vaporouselm9932 for real
Crispy minis, a frothing pepsi and an irishman playing a totally accurate battle simulator. Life is good.
7:17 Roger hit him so hard his shadow stayed there and his axe duplicated.
The axe didn’t duplicate it that’s a ballista arrow
kayden nguyen r/woosh
@@green_lettuce you're not just wrong, you're stupid.
BEST BOIII 3000 R/WOOOSH
@@green_lettuce Pathetic.
F for Roger
we all loved you
and we will never forget you
RIP
Level one of the adventure:*exists*
everyone: THEY’RE IN THE TREES
19:41 mammoth: *YEET*
13:17 Benedict Arnold switching to the British forces in the American Revolutionary War (circa 1779)
R.I.P Roger he was a fine irish warrior we salute you.
Ooowwwww my head.
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Fan: do a whole series
Jack: yesnt
20:40 Jack: Are ye all ready to head off for school?
Kids in 2020: No I'm not thx
kids in any year: plz no school
kids in 2020: NO
Jack: Top of the mornin to ya ladies! my name is Jacksepticeye!
Me: HE SAID HIS FULL INTRO!! HE SAID IT!!
Jack: starts tv show called you just got nailed
Jesus Christ:wtf man
Chute Mii52262 lol
Lol
69 likes lmao
Chute Mii52262 Oof
Lmao 😂
Jack Having Conversation with Roger:
Random Rock: Hi
Jack: ROGER!!!!!
That's Rogers evil brother Dodger
Jack: I decided… that today I need something calming. Something relaxing.
Also Jack: *START SMACKING ONE LAD WITH ANOTHER LAD!*
I had that on repeat lmaooo
5 years later I still go deaf when I where headphones Lol 😂 Love you jack
13:51
SEAN: I love this part🤧😭
ROGER: **dies**
It wasn't even the same guy
12:54
Away from all the harm huh?
That big rock headed for his head has different opinion
In the Intro he comedically talks about being calm and then shows clips off earlier TABS that were chaotic. When he says, "WE GOIN' TO BEAT YOU DOWN AND MESS YA" and then a slap. If you listen. IT SOUNDS SO COOL.
Jack's videos are increasing in quality and irishness at INCREDIBLE speeds and I love it
R.I.P. rodger, you were the best warrior
We salute you Roddger
Yes we salute you
Lets give a moment of silence for a fierce warrior of ireland, Roger......
7:06 7:07
Rodger is still alive
My stomach hurts.
20 seconds later
TOP OF THE MORNING LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSCEPTICEYE AND...
*dies*
Jack: Says he trains his army
Also Jack: "Roger is the only good troop."
Me: "Wait everyone else survived but you said Roger was that guy who died fir-"
Jack: "Roger did all the work! What a lad!"
-Jack "I love this part"
*dude gets a giant rock to the face*
-Jack "It's beautiful"
13:53
Let's give a like to Jack for going through his stomach pains for us!!
Um How about No Likes aren't gonna help him feel better stupid
Sorry I just wanted him to feel like he is being appreciated for what he does for us
@@mastersprogram as like an awareness thing
@@mastersprogram
Wow okay jackass
@@mastersprogram yeah and money isn't gonna cure cancer but people donate because IT'S A GOOD THING TO DO
Today's fact: A small population of Mammoths survived on the Wrangel Island until 1650 BC, about 900 years after the construction of The Great Pyramid of Giza were completed.
cool
Thanks
Noice
Gracias wanna be justin y. Lmao
Science is a fascinating thing.
21:34 was just excuted
*gets a meditation ad and is soothed by his voice*
Person: Thoughts flowing naturally, as it should be...
Jack: *TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADIES!!!*
I love how headspace ads are right behind Jack's intro.😓 Just love it 😒
"I have a live show, The Jacksepticeye: How Did You Have 90 Minutes!?"
Oh, is that a new one?
15:09
I laughed way more then I should have
"We got this bois. We got th- *AHH!* *Gurgles*"
I hope I'm not the only one who couldn't keep a straight face during Roger's tribute...
Jack- Look at these majestic, fearless Valkyries!!!
Valkyrie meows
LMAO
Did he just become a clean family friendly channel just these weeks 0:35
I think he said fucking while he was drinking
F for Roger RIP 2019 he will always be remembered as a great warrior.
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