When he said "who played this game and enjoyed it." I went to friend friend houses, that friend has little brother. I sawed him playing this similar boring stupid game. He is five yet he has soulless eye I ever seen. I mean just few second ago, he was smiling, bubbly, jumping about like kangaroo. But as soon he played that game, he was soulless like virgin ghost. No one have fun playing that game , it just to pass time . That boy prefer to run around a house, chasing, escaping people than play that game.
@@zoobmaball3697 true, but it also has a lot of hidden gems. I think the Play store is where you go if you want extremes, either something that is supremely useful or fun or actual garbage/malware The app store is just consistently mediocre. Not particularly good or bad
"Now I'm wondering if Urban Dictionary is open source or not, It's gotta be right. This feels like this was written by a 15 year old who the education system has failed." Cap, 2021
@@idontwantahandlethough well, it's not. Crowd-sourced and open sourced are different things. Open-sourced means that the original resources to make/operate the thing are available for unrestricted public use, crowd-sourced just means that the content is provided by the public. TH-cam for instance would be crowd-sourced content (well, ignoring youtube originals or youtube RED or whatever the hell they're calling it now) but is very much not open source. Is this pedantic? Yes, but 1 : very few people actually understand what open source is and people like Rossman are keen to abuse that ignorance for personal gain by FOSS-washing very non-FOSS projects, so it really is something that more people should be getting aware of, and 2 : snark meet snark. If someone pulls an "um actually" then bet your ass I'm gonna get pedantic. No-one likes a smartass, but if you're gonna be unlikable at least be right.
"it feels like this was written by a 15 year old who the education system has failed" this literally sums up these last 2 or 3 generations on almost all of the new hip stuff thats come out, finally someone says it...
Truer words have seldom been spoken. And the depressing thing is that it all just keeps getting even worse and even dumber. This is one of the reasons why I dread the future: We’re drowning in the abject stupidity of people who think paste and Tide pods are food items. S.O.S.
The pure joy in his voice when he said " I'm actually splooge" is fucking hilarious. It goes to show that anything will make him happy after all the fucking garbage he plays on the mine field known as the Google play store
"what the hell is a baddie" baddie is a woman who always look flawless. She's always wearing the latest trends. Baddies also do their own makeup. In fact, they are known for having on fleek brows. They know how to accentuate their assets and their photos always look sexy for the Curious people
To rephrase they are materialistic people constantly trying to be on trend and they do their eyebrows so much they look like they were drawn on their face they augment their own body to the point of the fact they are over compensating for their insecurities = ]
Looks like learning to speak goblin in west of loathing is actually paying off cap. Reading that game description would have been a nightmare without them
I love it, its like a little run off version of 3 random games, and I think we all love that series. Plus the jokes are on point making everybody laugh throughout the episode/video
Cap I know you probably won’t see this but I just wanna say my life has been really difficult lately and your videos have really helped me through this. I love the work you put in man. Thank you
@@HAARGLaga yeah, underweight and overweight people are unhealthy and can have serious medical problems, the idea of "healthy at all sizes" is ridiculous.
He said he wouldn't play anymore just because the videos weren't doing well... At the end of every episode he would say that the videos weren't doing too well. So I doubt it'll come back but I liked it so I hope he does!
0:16 when you eat too much junk food and don’t exercise: 3:44 the ads just make you think to download stuff 😑 also idk why there would be two mute music buttons...such a rip off game of the real high heel game...😐
Mobile gaming is a Plight on gaming in general... Just, Buy a handheld device, people. Heck, Get a steamdeck and get access to Steam on the go. A platform with ACTUAL games.
Hey captain i know this will sound cringe but ever since my grandpa died ive been having depression problems but whenever I watch you, your sense of humor just makes me smile and distracts me from the fact that my best friend and grandpa died❤
Your choice for intro was bloody hilarious XD I had the same shocked reaction seeing her balloon up XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
I don't even think the person that made this game ( 1:38 ) made their own description, it looks like the first part was them and then the rest was just ripped off of other game descriptions some of which don't have anything to do with high heels.
The whole time you were saying "the hell is a baddie?" I was like, "Huh? It's just slang for a bad guy, right? That's how it's used on TV and stuff, so... oh, apparently not."
[ fade in to two houses side-by-side on an average street in Canada. Audio fades in to a telephone conversation already taking place... ] Operator: "...yes. we understand. We'll send someone to the address right away.... again. Thank you for alerting us." [ from next door, a man is heard screaming... ] CaptainSauce: "...make me young, make me sploo... I'm actually SPLOOGE!!!" . 🤦 ❤
It's children. Ratings don't matter to most parents, and certainly not the children. I am a teacher, it is pretty sad how little awareness parents and other adults have of the content children consume.
Leave a like on the video if you want random trends to become a series!
I'm here so soon that only captain sauce could like his own comment
Hey captain sauce! Can you try playing genshin impact next? It's an Rpg game- there's a story- and good characters-
Okay!
@@shaddyyy909 YEAH!!!
Like
Captainsauce is sacrificing his eyes and sanity for us, a true hero
Indeed l
His eyesight in fireworks mania
And definitely sanity in poly bridge
When he said "who played this game and enjoyed it."
I went to friend friend houses, that friend has little brother. I sawed him playing this similar boring stupid game. He is five yet he has soulless eye I ever seen. I mean just few second ago, he was smiling, bubbly, jumping about like kangaroo. But as soon he played that game, he was soulless like virgin ghost.
No one have fun playing that game , it just to pass time .
That boy prefer to run around a house, chasing, escaping people than play that game.
By the way, when he played physically, I could litually see sweat on his face. It was like he just played Olympic speed race.
"So the burger makes you a little thick, no, i take it back, not a little." I mean, that burger was like half the height of that woman.
More than half, man. That thing was two and a half times the poor thing's size. Swallowing that whole could only blow her up like a balloon.
She didn’t even chew on the hamburger, she just swallowed it and the burger inflated the poor woman like a balloon.
She gained five hundred pounds in half a second.
She went from being a stick to an exercise ball.
@@deltanoctis no it was like her height
“Da hell is a baddie?” That made me laugh so hard for no reason
Same
I agree with you you weird looking lemon
I can see it in your pfp xd
Hello all mighty lemon glad to finally meet you even if your on meth
Same
Alternative title: "reviewing the Google play store, and the hot trash clone aps it allows."
Same as app store lol
@@Okonohazuku yeah. My sisters iPhone 7 has these exact shite games
@@Okonohazuku not as much though playstore has way more
@@zoobmaball3697 true, but it also has a lot of hidden gems.
I think the Play store is where you go if you want extremes, either something that is supremely useful or fun or actual garbage/malware
The app store is just consistently mediocre. Not particularly good or bad
@@pennyforyourthots the AppStore is very mundane, and I can’t pirate any games so it sucks
"Now I'm wondering if Urban Dictionary is open source or not, It's gotta be right. This feels like this was written by a 15 year old who the education system has failed."
Cap, 2021
Right? Who doesn't know that Urban Dictionary is open source? Anyone can add a "definition", that's the whole point.
@@idontwantahandlethough Cap didn't know lol
@@idontwantahandlethough ah the place which the same word has many definitions which doesn't even mean what the word actually is
no fr,, whos gonna tell him
@@idontwantahandlethough well, it's not. Crowd-sourced and open sourced are different things.
Open-sourced means that the original resources to make/operate the thing are available for unrestricted public use, crowd-sourced just means that the content is provided by the public. TH-cam for instance would be crowd-sourced content (well, ignoring youtube originals or youtube RED or whatever the hell they're calling it now) but is very much not open source.
Is this pedantic? Yes, but 1 : very few people actually understand what open source is and people like Rossman are keen to abuse that ignorance for personal gain by FOSS-washing very non-FOSS projects, so it really is something that more people should be getting aware of, and 2 : snark meet snark. If someone pulls an "um actually" then bet your ass I'm gonna get pedantic. No-one likes a smartass, but if you're gonna be unlikable at least be right.
When you ask yourself “what the hell is a baddie?” That’s how you know you’re getting older
Lol I'm 14 and have never heard of a "baddie" unless someone is recovering to the badguy in a movie
@@problematicagent6225 I mean you'll know a "baddie" when you see a "baddie" and I'm 14
@@mrstud_1114 yah i just turned 15 and i have known what a "baddie'" is for a while now 😂
E
Silence,
I’m twelve and I have never heard that term
Nails are apparently murder weapons in these games
Ikr I watched him play it and I'm like WUT IS THIS GAMES
Correction:
mass murder (potentially genocide depending on how long one plays)*
Wdym in these games. Thats a known fact
I would definitely like to see more of this, it reminds me just how much of a cesspool most of mobile gaming is.
I dont Max you have been seeming kinda sus lately, its almost like we have an imposter among us. Dont lie to me Max you sussy baka!!!
@@bababooey3701 please stop
1:50 to 2:48 this man literally sent a mintues reading the mad rambling of a serial killer obsessed with high heels
1:49 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and frickin died.
Oh no Cap is slowly developing to getting extremely relatable.
What are you talking about you tellin me you never used coconuts to travel island to island?🤣
He was always might have just been me
@@kingfloridaman5274 ah yes a fellow Florida man crazy hurricane right?
@@genericghoulnpc4010 I’m inland
@@kenancarolina4686 love your pfp, bro.
"I'M ACTUALLY SPLOOGE!" - Captainsauce, top quote of 2021.
The best quote
This would make a good yearbook quote
correct
For now! There's plenty more year left although this is one of the best and funniest things he's ever said!
Best quote that has ever been said in the history of mankind
Cap - "Hello everybody and welcome to the Google Play Store"
Me - *starts wheezing so much I become the pokemon*
"it feels like this was written by a 15 year old who the education system has failed" this literally sums up these last 2 or 3 generations on almost all of the new hip stuff thats come out, finally someone says it...
Dang it it I’m in high school and I know what you mean
@@exploratory-fordora9672 Same
Truer words have seldom been spoken. And the depressing thing is that it all just keeps getting even worse and even dumber. This is one of the reasons why I dread the future: We’re drowning in the abject stupidity of people who think paste and Tide pods are food items. S.O.S.
Fr
@@Armaldo468 Like older generations did any better. I don't see Gen Z drinking gasoline or anti-freeze.
The fact that I've played almost all the games and I'm still kinda traumatized after awhile
Same
The google play store is pretty much the drugstore of games
Thx for the likes
@yo mamma obama that would be a very small fly.
@@goatgang6461 when you see the comment 4 seconds after it’s posted
Ye
Yeah, like I decide to look at some Minecraft rip-off's and found one that was just Minecraft but with some weird textures and it wasn't as updated.
Not pretty much. It legit us
I had a stroke listening to the description of the high heals game
I think the person who typed was also having a stroke
@@I_Like_Ike53 me too
Godzilla had a stroke hearing the description and fucking died
The pure joy in his voice when he said " I'm actually splooge" is fucking hilarious. It goes to show that anything will make him happy after all the fucking garbage he plays on the mine field known as the Google play store
"what the hell is a baddie"
baddie is a woman who always look flawless. She's always wearing the latest trends. Baddies also do their own makeup. In fact, they are known for having on fleek brows. They know how to accentuate their assets and their photos always look sexy
for the Curious people
To rephrase they are materialistic people constantly trying to be on trend and they do their eyebrows so much they look like they were drawn on their face they augment their own body to the point of the fact they are over compensating for their insecurities = ]
If I hear someone call herself a baddie I assume they have daddy issues
Nah, they probably just have a flat personality
disgusting
'Baddie', 'slay' and 'queen' are all such cringe words
Looks like learning to speak goblin in west of loathing is actually paying off cap. Reading that game description would have been a nightmare without them
"I'm actually splooge!!!"
-The Crazy Tomato Man 2021
splooge mick duck
I love it, its like a little run off version of 3 random games, and I think we all love that series. Plus the jokes are on point making everybody laugh throughout the episode/video
"It's like a landfill on the sun"
Something I will definitely use from now on.
“What the hell is a baddie?”
Gotta love em
"Who plays this game ITS RATED T"
Am I the only one who ignores the age restrictions?
I do to
Cap I know you probably won’t see this but I just wanna say my life has been really difficult lately and your videos have really helped me through this. I love the work you put in man. Thank you
"all sizes are healthy"
no, no they certainly are not
yeah
😅 no matter what size you are if you drink or smoke you arent healthy
yeah being 1 lb isn't good and neither is being 1000000
@@HAARGLaga yeah, underweight and overweight people are unhealthy and can have serious medical problems, the idea of "healthy at all sizes" is ridiculous.
Completely agree!
Sauce: "the hell is a baddie"
Most of us: *knowing how much of a boomer sauce is now*
To be fair, everything that came out of the internet in the past 2 years is complete nonsense(hilarious nonsense, to be fair)
@@eddykidplayzyt yep
That's was a very straightforward way of explaining baddie
I have the sudden desire to see Cap playing any of the MDickie games. The 3D versions are cool but the 2D versions are my reason to exist. 🗿
MDickie games are SO underrated
I love those games, they are so insane.
For the love of god make a "who needs a hero?" video plss
Yesss
Thanks so much for letting me have my “don’t have to” moment 😏
Give this man a medal for spending more than an hour of his life and his sanity in these games.
10:29 oh no
*T* *H* *I* *C* *C*
Oh god of sauce YOU MUST BECOME THE ULTIMATE BEING.
The intro just made me die of laughter
"I'M ACTUALLY SPLOOGE!!!" - Captain Sauce 2021
within the sack
“It worked!”
Mobile Masochist was one of my favorite series, glad to see it make a sort-of return
“There’s something ironic about a running game that doesn’t run”
CaptainSauce 2021
Day 15 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
facts
Thank you oh yea I remember your from day 8
Yknow what, yeah I want that, but these day x asking somebody y never work
i miss that series too :(
He said he wouldn't play anymore just because the videos weren't doing well... At the end of every episode he would say that the videos weren't doing too well. So I doubt it'll come back but I liked it so I hope he does!
Cap there’s this new ripoff of tabs called “mini kingdom” or something like that. I’d say you should have a look
Dude i hate that game bc theres a nother rip of but is low progres
He kind of did back when his channel wasn't as popular and still had the old intro. In MOBILE MASOCHIST the series.
First commercial I saw of it i noticed it even had tabs sound effects, I agree
First commercial I saw of it i noticed it even had tabs sound effects, I agree
I saw those adds and immediately thought about tabs
0:16 when you eat too much junk food and don’t exercise:
3:44 the ads just make you think to download stuff 😑 also idk why there would be two mute music buttons...such a rip off game of the real high heel game...😐
When you see Sauce playing games you see all the time in ADs before the intro even starts.
Mobile gaming is a Plight on gaming in general...
Just, Buy a handheld device, people. Heck, Get a steamdeck and get access to Steam on the go. A platform with ACTUAL games.
Call this series "Suffering for You"
6:22 it’s not lag. It’s that anime thing where they cut you in half with a sword but nothing happens till a few seconds later
It's lag, everything is lagging around it
@@Akaanlockswhoooosh
@@NebulousNebula22313 was anyone asking your redditor self?
19:13- (Snap) “YOUR WISH IS GRANTED”. Make this a Series please
2:25 my skin is melting from this
Hey captain i know this will sound cringe but ever since my grandpa died ive been having depression problems but whenever I watch you, your sense of humor just makes me smile and distracts me from the fact that my best friend and grandpa died❤
Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?
2:06
*Godzilla had a stroke and a heart attack trying to read this and fucking decomposed in 12 seconds*
I legit read the title and though it would open with "whats up guys welcome to raid shadow legends."
The "what the hell is baddie?" Killed me
everyone else: *talking about the games or quotes*
me: WAIT HE KNOWS ANIMORPHS??
"what the hell is a baddie?"
Me: he doesn't know what it means *dying laughter*
So that's how it sounds when someone has a brain aneurysm! But for real that was epic that you could read it all without getting all confused.
Play Walt's of the wizard: natural magic
Wait there’s a new waltz of the wizard? I would like him to play it
YES ITS SO FUN YOU NEED TO PLAY CAPTAINSAUCE
I HAVE IT AND UR VOICE ECHOES
YESSS I had no idea they made a new one!!
I love this and would LOVE to see it become a series, Cap!
Captain: watched ad for Harley Quinn
Game: So you chose death
After watching this I would pay to see captainsauce’s persona in the baddie game
Captain not knowing what a baddie is for some reason destroys me
To be fair, I wasn't one hundred percent sure what a baddie was before this video either, but I had a general idea
I would love more of these. It feels like a spiritual successor to the old ripoff videos.
**eats one burger**
“You now weigh 2,000 pounds.”
Your choice for intro was bloody hilarious XD I had the same shocked reaction seeing her balloon up XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
Everyone thanks you for taking one for the team mr sauce
"I'M ACTUALLY SPLOOGE!!"
- proud Cap 2021
1:09 captain sauce: 50 million downloads
Me:wat
Him: (talks about how these types of games are scams)
Me: (gets a fake ad)
Also me: "ironic"
I don't even think the person that made this game ( 1:38 ) made their own description, it looks like the first part was them and then the rest was just ripped off of other game descriptions some of which don't have anything to do with high heels.
Cap says he has a beard and wears flannel, so he wouldn't know about wearing high heel. Has he not heard the lumberjack song?
Well, that's Zynga for you. Used to be decent but went downhill.
This man is fluent in speaking stroke
Damien lee is the true master of speaking stroke.
Now I want him to have a stroke-ese competition between him and DeeLee
God bless captainsauce going through the literal stages of hell so we don't have to
The whole time you were saying "the hell is a baddie?" I was like, "Huh? It's just slang for a bad guy, right? That's how it's used on TV and stuff, so... oh, apparently not."
I laughed so hard that everyone in the room looked at me like I was crazy
"The hell is a badie" 🤣 that got me
He should turn this into a series and call it “Mobile Madness” or something lol
9:28 I know, now where are they getting the money to put ads on it
1:49 sounds like when somebody wakes you up and tries to speak to you, and English just doesn't make sense anymore
1:20 perfectly cut
1:25
Cap: What the hell is a baddie
Now ya see here Cap TH-cam doesn't want me to say 😐
...... You dont even have anything, you could just say it!
@@kingstonlovely7404bro I don't even remember making this comment
5:03
Damn that hits hard
To be honest, cap can make a video about literally anything and it'll still be entertaining as hell to watch. Hoping for a part 2!
[ fade in to two houses side-by-side on an average street in Canada. Audio fades in to a telephone conversation already taking place... ]
Operator: "...yes. we understand. We'll send someone to the address right away.... again. Thank you for alerting us."
[ from next door, a man is heard screaming... ]
CaptainSauce: "...make me young, make me sploo... I'm actually SPLOOGE!!!"
.
🤦 ❤
I used to get annoying ads for this game
just turn your internet off : )
@@kbecker3020 how do I watch TH-cam with my internet off
I swear,I feel like most of the new games hit a ALL TIME LOW
16:42 Describes my life
Sauce, you should really bring back mobile masochist. It was such an entertaining series and it still makes me laugh everytime I watch it
Is this heaven? A hole bunch of money and a park bench with a dancing old lady?
Me: yes captain. This is heaven!
This guy took the bullet of playing the mobile games we day adds on ans wonder if it was the real thing
You have to do more of this amazing dumpster fire!
*Oh my god there so many burgers* 14:35
She plumps up and it pops, "You won." That was a good laugh.
1:50 to 2:48
CaptainSauce had a fucking stroke trying to read this and died
Dancing old lady????19:52
5:33 mass murder
Look mom Donald Trump.
The Donald trump 12:49
It's children. Ratings don't matter to most parents, and certainly not the children. I am a teacher, it is pretty sad how little awareness parents and other adults have of the content children consume.
It’s honestly just depressing and infuriating what “entertainment” for children is nowadays.