Zone Tan "It's your fucking fault for not telling me they were all gonna die simultaneously before it happened." "I'm sorry sauron sir! Next time I'll be sure to predict the future and tell you about it!" "Do it in hell" *Slits his throat*
"Mr Sauron sir, um so you know how all our captains were on patrol with one of our warchiefs right? well they all died at the same time, i dunno why but their heads all popped in sync"
Rhett Larsen "The highest in command is dead" "The second shall take his role!" "Hes dead too" "Third in" "Dead" "Johnson" "Dead" "Elrich?" "Dead" "Kevin" "Alive" "GOD DAMN IT WHY COULDNT KEVIN HAVE DIED?"
Ratbag: um, sir? All the captains just died… Sauron: what exactly do you mean by that? Ratbag: I mean they all died, there are only 4 war chiefs left, no captains, and we're down a war chief. Sauron: HOW?! Ratbag: I don't fuckin' know, all their heads just exploded for no reason! Sauron: shit. Well Bob, good news, your now a captain! Ratbag: uh, wha- Sauron: hey Jeff! Your getting promoted to captain too! Skoth: O… K? Sauron: what about those Talon guys? Ratbag: I was about to get to that, they're dead too sir Sauron: care to shit on my day some more? Ratbag: sure, the Hammer, Tower, and Black Hand were all killed too. Sauron: why am I not surprised? What about Pràk? Ratbag: Killed just before the Tower. Sauron: Great… And Feldush? Ratbag: he's one of the 4 War Chiefs that survived Sauron: who are the other survivors Ratbag: my cousin Latbag, Kâka, and Bolg. Sauron: I'm guessing that Ranger is still possessed by Celebrim-bitch? Ratbag: yup. Sauron: I want to die… Ratbag: me too, sir.
Sauron: so, anything else that's absolutely shit? Rat bag: uh, y-yes, *gulp* sir... Sauron: you sound nervous… Rat bag: he crafted a new ring of power Sauron: ...where was my ring last seen? Rat bag: our guys last saw it on a very skinny Hobbit that they call Gollum. Sauron: I want his head on above my fire place and The One Ring on my finger as soon as possible! Rat bag: ah! Yes sir, right away sir! Sauron: *sigh* Pràk: hmm... Sauron: wha- PRÀK?! Pràk: RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH! Hmm... Sauron: yep, that's him, somehow still alive as always. Feldush: hey boss, Pràk. Sauron: good timing, because you two are getting promoted to Overlords! Pràk: *inhale* heheheheh, *inhale* heheheheh, *inhale* heheheheh... Feldush: oooh, imma be a marauder! Sauron: hmm, Pràk, I don't know how you're going to lead as a mute, but fuck it I guess. Pràk: mmm... Sauron: you know what? I think your intimidation alone will be enough. You'll be with the necromancers, because they're fond of wearing masks too. Good? Good.
Job fair this Monday! In need of management IMMEDIATELY. Bring friends & family. Great benefits include short term life insurance & below basic dental care - Sauron
@@KCCCX I mean he didn’t make their heads explode but he did and was recorded wiping out so many higher ups for “scheming against the communist party” multiple times over, even killing the people that were supposed to replace the people he killed it’s called the Great Purge or something
Imagine being the last guy to die there. You get to watch what happens to everyone else and you have just enough time to figure out whats happening before your head starts hurting
Bro I swear that’s the exact place I did the exact same thing years ago, was feeling nostalgic recently and decided to play it again so that’s why I’m here in 2022
Sauron: "Doesn't matter how many captains and war chiefs Talion brainwashes, I'll get them back soon enough" Orc grunt brings report Sauron: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL DEAD?!?!?!?!?!"
Kousik Adhikary "Oh, hey, look. It's those 21 a*&#$@$& I killed instantly and simultaneously..." Also let it be known, that I personally, would love to face twenty+ Uruk-hai at once. It'd be a Nice change in pace to the usual ME:SoM gameplay, annnd a welcome challenge.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past
Wow. That's really cool stuff. I didn't know you could do that. I have had this game for like 2 or more years so far and I still have not even finished it at all. Not even halfway. I'm going to try and finish it this time. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
At first I was just like "how the h*ll is he gonna do this?" Then I saw that they were all already being controlled and understood what was gonna happen.
pretty cool, though thought at first you were somehow going to make them all aggressive towards you and then begin an amazing battle of dodges and counter attacks killing them all one by one. Would have been amazing though this was kinda funny they all had their heads explode all at once lol
Actually tried this myself cause I had a lot of spare time and wanted to watch them all fall over, turns out the game can't handle that many and auto-skips after a while anyways... and to answer GamesWithFriendsShow, yes they do, over time, you can advance time in the game by using a different button instead of fast traveling or if you die more captains come in.
I did this, but I didn't have the war chief under my control. Here comes Pugnug the Dipshit with a couple dozen of the hardest orcs in Mordor, ready to finally break the Gravewalker. Soon as the Ranger comes into sight, all of his bodyguards' heads explode and, for the only time I've ever seen, a Warchief got terrified.
Ohohoho DUDE!!!! That was so awesome! Must've taken forever and elven-like patience...kudos! Going to try it in Shadow of War. By the way, I love what they've done with the sequel...massive improvements
“Congratulations, Mr. Ogbur, you have successfully been promoted to overlord of this region by having every single captain protect you-“ *Every captain fucking dies including Blood-Hand* “…well, guess that’s it then.”
I remember after each mission I would get involved in, I would then dismiss my Captain/Warchief and just *pop* the heads of any surviving Uruks for no other reason than to just detox after a hard-won battle. No clue why I did it, I think I just liked the sound effect.
Haha the funny thing with that is that back when I was a QA tester on that game, I actually tried that to see if anything would happen (crash, major issues, etc) but nothing happened except a bunch of orcs dying at once :p also it took forever...
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a million voices cried out for help, and were suddenly silenced.
Lmao
Nice.
I don't like sand
You Always sense a disturbance in the force.
Patrick Ellis 😂
Meanwhile, Sauron back in his keep freaking the fuck out.
"What do you mean all the captains just died?!?!"
"They just... died sir!"
Charlie Koszulinski all of their heads just blew up!!
"What do you mean they all just died???"
"Calm down sir no need to loose your head over a few orcs."
Charlie Koszulinski meanwhile, in isengard: "BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR"
Zone Tan
"It's your fucking fault for not telling me they were all gonna die simultaneously before it happened."
"I'm sorry sauron sir! Next time I'll be sure to predict the future and tell you about it!"
"Do it in hell" *Slits his throat*
Dear Uruks, We now have vacancies for Captains and one for Warchief, Your sincerely Sauron
Артём Демитров Artyom is that you?
Артём Демитров i
Ahhhhhhhh Eru's burn was hotter than the flame imperishable.
Артём Демитров I am ugrak The Drunk
I am Urbuk the Coward
Imagine being the one orc on patrol who has to report this.
The messager sauron we have bunch of dead uruk captains dead they all got there heads blown up
Sauron cuts his head of of screen
"So uh... all the captain's are dead"
"Mr Sauron sir, um so you know how all our captains were on patrol with one of our warchiefs right? well they all died at the same time, i dunno why but their heads all popped in sync"
@@rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa *in sync* lmaooo
No one left to report it to
Oh lord. Imagine the power vacuum this would create. This is like wiping out the Line of Succession in one go.
Rhett Larsen litterally the romanovs but without the partisans taking over
Or, like, the plot of _Eagle Eye_ if Shia Labeouf had screwed up the ending.
Or the plot of King Raph ... but the less said about that, the better.
Rhett Larsen "The highest in command is dead"
"The second shall take his role!"
"Hes dead too"
"Third in"
"Dead"
"Johnson"
"Dead"
"Elrich?"
"Dead"
"Kevin"
"Alive"
"GOD DAMN IT WHY COULDNT KEVIN HAVE DIED?"
It's almost like invading Afghanistan and Iraq, removing old governing structures then leaving... lolzzzz
And your reward... "33% chance to cause an Uruk's head to explode"
Ironic
Me who values every orc I have dominion over…
“That was an expensive clip.”
True lmao
"I never gonna financially recover from this"
I take dominion over them specifically to do this shit.
This one comment has more colorful vocabulary than the entire lord of the rings books
It’s Mordor not War Captains are free
Great artwork takes time and patience to set up and this work of art was done beautifully.
This avatar...the image..will always scare me.
Mitchell Alexander code lyoko?
Why Yes. This profile pic is from that show. Ya.
Doctor Same... I wish this show would have continued on, I loved it.
There was a reboot back in 2012, I'm not sure if it continued or ever was translated from French though
The game's like
"Yeah, he died! Then HE died! Then HE died too! Then... *see's the list they have to go through* theyalldiedyep. The end!"
He skipped it
Wait a minute, I didn't know you posted here.
+Slend What do you mean?
Not you, I mean Alpha. He's a guy on the SCP FAM Radio.
You know what would have been even better having a none branded war chief left and sending your war chief with all the captains to riot against him
And THEN killing all captains
"Oi, lookit! The Ranger! This 'ere's a free killing!
...NO, HIM, NOT ME!"
"THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME"
"Ugh! Let's try something else." - Sauron
These memes give me life
*Soon after...*
Sauron: Okay, what the FUCK happened?
Saruman: Remember when your troops tried to resurrect that one elf that both betrayed and tried to murder you? Hindsight's a bitch, boss.
Like Sauron gives a shit.
LieutenantAmerica your dumb
Christe Hunter you're dumb*
Emperor Picard well I mean CAN a sentient eyeball actually shit?
Oh God, it's like that scene from "Kingsman: The Secret Service".
MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY (cue music)
FIREWORKS !!! ALL THOSE COLOURS
MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY Koichi steals? No dignity.
no that scene was "FUCKING SPECTACTULAR!" this was kinda boring in comparison.
MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY lol dumb
Legend has it He is still collecting Runes to this day.
Imagine what sauron would think...
he'd probably be very pissed lmao
uuh, sauron...our captains all met up in the middle of nowhere and got their heads blown off :D
Geese Commander imagine if he was planning an attack too lmao
Lol, or imagine it happening mid attack
I'd like you put my finger in that ring...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ratbag: um, sir? All the captains just died…
Sauron: what exactly do you mean by that?
Ratbag: I mean they all died, there are only 4 war chiefs left, no captains, and we're down a war chief.
Sauron: HOW?!
Ratbag: I don't fuckin' know, all their heads just exploded for no reason!
Sauron: shit. Well Bob, good news, your now a captain!
Ratbag: uh, wha-
Sauron: hey Jeff! Your getting promoted to captain too!
Skoth: O… K?
Sauron: what about those Talon guys?
Ratbag: I was about to get to that, they're dead too sir
Sauron: care to shit on my day some more?
Ratbag: sure, the Hammer, Tower, and Black Hand were all killed too.
Sauron: why am I not surprised? What about Pràk?
Ratbag: Killed just before the Tower.
Sauron: Great… And Feldush?
Ratbag: he's one of the 4 War Chiefs that survived
Sauron: who are the other survivors
Ratbag: my cousin Latbag, Kâka, and Bolg.
Sauron: I'm guessing that Ranger is still possessed by Celebrim-bitch?
Ratbag: yup.
Sauron: I want to die…
Ratbag: me too, sir.
Excellent year of grace reference
*tear
God Bless.
+Ben Morgan I took some of the names from Tear's play through, and some from my game.
Sauron: so, anything else that's absolutely shit?
Rat bag: uh, y-yes, *gulp* sir...
Sauron: you sound nervous…
Rat bag: he crafted a new ring of power
Sauron: ...where was my ring last seen?
Rat bag: our guys last saw it on a very skinny Hobbit that they call Gollum.
Sauron: I want his head on above my fire place and The One Ring on my finger as soon as possible!
Rat bag: ah! Yes sir, right away sir!
Sauron: *sigh*
Pràk: hmm...
Sauron: wha- PRÀK?!
Pràk: RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH! Hmm...
Sauron: yep, that's him, somehow still alive as always.
Feldush: hey boss, Pràk.
Sauron: good timing, because you two are getting promoted to Overlords!
Pràk: *inhale* heheheheh, *inhale* heheheheh, *inhale* heheheheh...
Feldush: oooh, imma be a marauder!
Sauron: hmm, Pràk, I don't know how you're going to lead as a mute, but fuck it I guess.
Pràk: mmm...
Sauron: you know what? I think your intimidation alone will be enough. You'll be with the necromancers, because they're fond of wearing masks too. Good? Good.
Job fair this Monday! In need of management IMMEDIATELY. Bring friends & family. Great benefits include short term life insurance & below basic dental care - Sauron
this legitimately had me laughing like a lunatic
I guess Talion has found the Infinity Stones as well.
Stalin's purges in a nutshell
Wait...
If Stalin just made all their heads explode at once with his creepy ghost powers, why do we make such a big fuss about the NKVD?
Yeah holodomor was quite a purge wasn’t it smfh
I mean you’re not wrong
Yeah thats exactly what Stalin did, you fucking idiot lmfao
@@KCCCX I mean he didn’t make their heads explode but he did and was recorded wiping out so many higher ups for “scheming against the communist party” multiple times over, even killing the people that were supposed to replace the people he killed it’s called the Great Purge or something
The fact you went to the menu and made sure to show it all slowly before you let their heads explode made it feel like you were building tension
Wait... So there isn't a limit to the amount of bodyguards one warchief can have??
No, you just have to assign them to the right warchief.
the one in the middle is the right one?
Nick Leighman No, thats the middle one.
Froztarlozt I mean at the top but yeah you're right
Nick Leighman :p
D...did he just save mordor?
There are always more uruks.
Rory mercury that's true... I'm doing this myself too
James Cossar the dead ones are tossed into pits and more come out if that pit one urick and a bunch a orcs
No, he doomed it
Nah just Nurnen
Sauron: Ok, what was that?
Talion: Death.
Sauron: What kind?
Talion: Instant.
Sauron: But there was no battle, they just died!
A lore master here
It's a terrifying thing to watch happen to someone...
@@extraplain2412 The Tower: You couldn’t just send them to battle?
@@kingofworms831Talion: How is going into battle intimidating for an Uruk? Everyone wants to go to battle, no one wants to die.
Before deaths: "There is no way he can do that."
After deaths: "WTF!?"
Wait, I wasn't recording....
On a Skyscraper he stands from there he Jumps to his death.
Labián Riquelme ooohhhh that would kill me
Ha. That got me. I laughed on the toilet
@@writingonthewall3326 ha I laughed while on the ground being shot by a take from iraq
Sauron:" ...i...umm....well then..."
Sauron: "Fine..."
Opens his eyelid
Sauron: "I'll just do it myself then!"
not that he has another choice in such circumstance
* Opens Menu
* Sauron's Army
...It's not Sauron's army anymore.
"Heard some uruks say that damn ranger was riding around on a caragor" he said it like nothing happened
Great now you gotta go through and collect all those runes and stuff, hoping to god a horde of shield dudes don't barrel in going "iT's ThE *TaRk* "
I tried to do something like this once but after an hour or so I got bored dominating the entire map respect to you for doing what I could not.
They drank the cool aid.
Damn bro… 😂😅
they took the vaccine
"Good news everyone! There have been some positions that have opened due to vacancy!"
"Connection terminated. I am sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name (...)"
Imagine being the last guy to die there. You get to watch what happens to everyone else and you have just enough time to figure out whats happening before your head starts hurting
Sauron, roughly 20 minutes later: *You WHAT*
The level of grind this mustve taken for just a quick little death snippet. Wow. Good for you
you've just killing your allies that will be your allies in shadow of war
Well their his rivals now.
He's gonna have a lot of trouble in Shadow of war.
yep,a lot of betrayer haha
They aren't going to be in Shadow of War, that's a rumour not a fact.
Keeko they mentioned a transfer system in the stream
rumour? -_- have you seen the demo gameplay dude?
This game was so neat in every way
The dedication it must've took to do all that for a 2 minute video...
Respect
Now THAT'S an execution
Bro I swear that’s the exact place I did the exact same thing years ago, was feeling nostalgic recently and decided to play it again so that’s why I’m here in 2022
This is like domino: you spend so much time building it, but then just a few seconds to disrupt, but it's definitely worth it
Man. I wonder what would that power struggle be like.
this somehow reminds me of Fist of the North Star
omae wa mou shindeiru
Jase Malvis for real
CrazyBromance NANI
HIDEBU!!!
I have so many questions
The Animated Gamer Several to be exact
Hhahahahahah
cheats
We all do
Maxi Kirchgässner a greeting never started any actual conversations.
Dinos have a meteor to blame for extinction.
Uruks have this guy.
Sauron: "Doesn't matter how many captains and war chiefs Talion brainwashes, I'll get them back soon enough"
Orc grunt brings report
Sauron: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE ALL DEAD?!?!?!?!?!"
This made me feel physical pain in my chest.
You sick sick human. Guess you know who are going to return in Shadow of War as your nemesis.
Kousik Adhikary
"Oh, hey, look. It's those 21 a*&#$@$& I killed instantly and simultaneously..."
Also let it be known, that I personally, would love to face twenty+ Uruk-hai at once. It'd be a Nice change in pace to the usual ME:SoM gameplay, annnd a welcome challenge.
techno ZD these aren't uruk-hai...
K0REANSPREE
Y'sure about that?
Sgt. Versok Uruks and Uruk-hai are the same thing
Joachim Murat No Uruks are different.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past
Now, imagine if all of these uruks were given a death threat before hand, and had a gang each.
How long did that take to set up XD
It didn't take too long, a few hours at most. The tricky bit was getting them all aligned to one warchief.
How do you get them aligned to a certain warchief
How many did you lose on the way? I can't imagine ALL of them survived their trials by ordeal.
Payton Tate you can help them During the trials
I know, but I believe that's poor practice... Maybe that's just me.
"..we could really bust some heads... in a spiritual sense of course.."
God, I know this took absolutely forever. Props, man.
Imagine ALL of the captains re-appearing in Shadow of War all against him
Would have been a legendary fight if there was a betrayal function in shadow of mordor
Wow. That's really cool stuff. I didn't know you could do that. I have had this game for like 2 or more years so far and I still have not even finished it at all. Not even halfway. I'm going to try and finish it this time. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
1:30
“Aaaand there goes my army”
At first I was just like "how the h*ll is he gonna do this?" Then I saw that they were all already being controlled and understood what was gonna happen.
So much time spent on achieving this goal. Congrats
pretty cool, though thought at first you were somehow going to make them all aggressive towards you and then begin an amazing battle of dodges and counter attacks killing them all one by one. Would have been amazing though this was kinda funny they all had their heads explode all at once lol
That wouldnt be all at once now would it for that it would be fighting all captains at one
I’m ngl. The set up for this must have been nuts for a 2 minute clip. I respect it
why did you skip it that's fun to watch
its uruk heads exploding whats not fun there
They fall over.
Once you've seen it once, you've seen it a hundred times. Nothing fun there.
Do they all just get replaced?
Actually tried this myself cause I had a lot of spare time and wanted to watch them all fall over, turns out the game can't handle that many and auto-skips after a while anyways... and to answer GamesWithFriendsShow, yes they do, over time, you can advance time in the game by using a different button instead of fast traveling or if you die more captains come in.
No captain will betrayal you, if you kill them all
Imagine doing this by accident
super awesome gaming moment, you hovering on that pause screen for 30 full seconds gave me diabetes though.
That was the hope....
I love Middle Earth Shadow Of Mordor so much 🙂. This game is so awesome and The Nemesis system is so cool.
Celebrimbor: Talion?
Talion: what
Celebrimbor: Why the FUCK did you do that.
Thats on my bucket list :)
Took me a minute to realize this was shadow of Mordor not shadow of war
There can be only one
I did this, but I didn't have the war chief under my control. Here comes Pugnug the Dipshit with a couple dozen of the hardest orcs in Mordor, ready to finally break the Gravewalker. Soon as the Ranger comes into sight, all of his bodyguards' heads explode and, for the only time I've ever seen, a Warchief got terrified.
Ohohoho DUDE!!!! That was so awesome! Must've taken forever and elven-like patience...kudos! Going to try it in Shadow of War. By the way, I love what they've done with the sequel...massive improvements
“Congratulations, Mr. Ogbur, you have successfully been promoted to overlord of this region by having every single captain protect you-“ *Every captain fucking dies including Blood-Hand* “…well, guess that’s it then.”
Honestly though, seeing Ogbur saunter in like that was pretty badass while it lasted.
“And then everyone died, The End.” - Patrick Star
"What does this button do? 😱 Oh shit! Sorry!"
i like the X20 shaking. you can hear Gimli scream "THEY STILL ONLY COUNT AS 1(each)"
This was such a fun game to play. I ended up having a month's worth of time spent on one save file.
I remember after each mission I would get involved in, I would then dismiss my Captain/Warchief and just *pop* the heads of any surviving Uruks for no other reason than to just detox after a hard-won battle. No clue why I did it, I think I just liked the sound effect.
Haha the funny thing with that is that back when I was a QA tester on that game, I actually tried that to see if anything would happen (crash, major issues, etc) but nothing happened except a bunch of orcs dying at once :p also it took forever...
Currently playing this again at the moment. This was very cool and I had no idea this was possible. Granted, this idea never even occurred to me.
One of my favorite games from recent years. This one was an excellent surprise.
Tearofgrace: .....I pressed. The. Wrong. Bloody. Button!!
Weird Oruk: BUTTONS!!!
to Neil davies...remember what I said about preparing for shadow of war with all your captains and warchiefs...this isn't what I had in mind...
hours of work for 5 seconds of pure torturous pleasure.
good job
That was more brutal than i expected, here i was thinking you were gonna chop off their heads! Not blow the head up! Haha
Ronk the Fool? In Norwegian RONK means "Jerk off" xD
Jerk Off the fool.... hahah
Aren't the names Welsh?
Omg Ronk The Legend form TOG lol
Jerk Off the Fool!
Ratbag taking credit for this one
Spoilers for Kingsmen much?
Samoclese Spoiler?
Oops year old comment
The cherry oN top was that weapon at the end.
imagine how long it would take for all their introductions
Lol I remember doing this myself, took some time to do it but it was so funny to see how many new orcs started flooding in
It would be epic if you could release your control over them and then fight them all at the same time to test your skills.
Hours of gaming gone in seconds. Lol. Pretty funny tho. 😂
Welp, at least you got that epic rune. I say its pretty worth :p
imagine he forgets to record this masterpiece
Execute order 66