Desi Trailers I am sorry to say but I didn't like it... it's like u were forcing humour on something so pure and simple.. I know it's a bit rude but at least m honest.. the last was really good tho..
@Shubhada dangare when u hear people whispering in mic and u relax urself and have tingles in ur body.... basically....lots of asmr videos on TH-cam just search it...
My story from engagement to weddings : * facial treatment for ghorapan * Cooking classes * Serving elderly relatives who came early. * Sex tips from elderly ladies 😰 * shopping Gold, where parents mostly chose * shopping clothes, where in laws and parents choose * another facial treatment * vaxing of parts. I got nkd in front of beautician aunty before my husband. Let's not talk about the pain. * Next facial. Yes there are 3. Before makeup. * shopping for night dress, the only time no one else told me what to buy. * Older cousins talking about sex and telling me it hurts bad, but it's OK. 😥 * Daily calls to finance. My dad who won't even send me to co-ed school, started calling him and passing me the phone. * Me waking up in middle of night, freaking put about marriage, packing bag to run away. Then remember I am scared of dark and go back to sleep. * day before wedding : where a whole world of festivity is made around you, everyone else dancing and boozing. You sitting quietly while other say " tommorow night he he he". * morning of wedding : the host of beautician land. And work on you 2 hrs. Everything is pulled and pushed. * cameraman lands and ask you to look in the mirror and supprised. You look and are really surprised as you don't recognise yourself. The beautician have managed to transform you to the women of your husbands dream. When my wedding ended and I came home and washed away the make up and wore home salwar kameez was the best feeling of my life.
Bro naa face jala, naa hair jala. Last scene mein gaana gaate waqt jab woh Prem ko pakadti hai, uske haath bhi nahi jale aur mehendi lagi hui hai. Like, jala toh jala kya?
this movie is one of the most beautiful ones bollywood has made, and i can't get enough !! it takes me back to those good old days when i didn't have to stress over my exams and just watched tv all day with my cousins!! ❤️ poonam's beauty is unmatched to this day.
@@candiesrcute I'm not judging, you are free to like whatever you want of course. I'm just genuinely surprised that someone actually liked this garbage.
So my friend who liked vivah so much was going to rewatch vivah last night and before that i recommend her this revisit...!!! Now she is a subscriber here 😃
I remember watching this movie with my family in a brand new movie theatre & I was cursing the audio system the whole time as the dialogues were literally not audible, now I know they were whispering the whole time...
I think I'm the only one who loves vivah movie the most than any other movie in Bollywood and I dont care about who roasts it and who laughs on it but for me vivah holds a place in my heart forever🥺😌❤💜
This channel is full of enjoyment, so the movie is. I don't know why people are thinking that loving this roast means hating the movie and they have wasted their time watching this movie ! I enjoyed this roast thoroughly but still love this movie as I used to 7 years back.❤️
The problem is his roasting doesn't even make sense, it's like in order to get more views he is manipulating the story, context and scenes in the movie. It's not even funny to trynna put double meaning jokes every minute Without any prior context
Nothing really burnt, neither her face, nor her hair; in fact in the last suhagraat scene, her hands are normal and have mehendi on them. What did she exactly burn? Her self-esteem? 😂
make sure to follow our instagram page for more sanskaar @ instagram.com/only_desi/
Desi Trailers I am sorry to say but I didn't like it... it's like u were forcing humour on something so pure and simple.. I know it's a bit rude but at least m honest.. the last was really good tho..
2nd comment 😏😏😏
you are too good...keep it up :)
Now we are taking this is great much better than your previous two videos
Your accent was damn funny😂😂😂😂
This type of roast should be shown in Indian award shows..let the industry realise..
Pgl h kya 😂😂😂 fir ese roast kese aaenge
Exactly
😃😆😂 Sahi kaha
Agreed.
Maximum stars have a tremendous sense of humour but the problems are put by some of the "way too proud" old producers.
In today's scenario Poonam would be a famous ASMR artist. No cap
Bro😂
This comment yaar....🤣🤣
Underrated 😆😆
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
That whispery voice....hits so deep
Amrita -The Unrecognized ASMR artist of India
Oo yeass
@Shubhada dangare when u hear people whispering in mic and u relax urself and have tingles in ur body.... basically....lots of asmr videos on TH-cam just search it...
This comment is under rated.
@@deep-thoughts69 thanx
Lol
'Vivah when your parents know that tumse na ho payega' was epic
Actual reality 😂😂
This is not a channel ,its a medicine for stress ....brother you can never be sad in your life...i want you to make and upload million videos.
Perfect
Watch Honest trailers!
Exactly🤣🤣❤️❤️
No offense,but your DP kinda looks like "Jethalal"
Siddhanth Nigam 😂😂
ok but let's not forget how gorgeous Shahid was in this period.
Eh.. he was ok. Not like Aamir in youth.
@@maniacram Aamir too small to be sundar
Amrita was even more. She still is. She had killer expressions in this film
Yes much better than that Kabir Singh
Shahid was handsome in those time and will be
I dont care about other actors
We here r talking about shahid not other actors
I want to confess that I cried watching this movie 8 years back😂
i toh cried last week also...but this video is hilarious
Why would You cried ....?
@@sigmaaspirant6681 haven't you watched the movie?
Ofcourse I was watched this movie many times but it's doesn't made me cry ....
@@sigmaaspirant6681 ending scenes?
4 saal mein hum isko 100 baar se zyada dekh chuke hai. 😶 Bhai this is soooo good @onlydesi thanks bro.
"You call it phone sex we call it phone sanskaar" this was epic 🤣
Where was this??? Timestamp de do koi
@@ministatement849 1:10
Why did you get 1.2 k likes just for copying the thing he said🤔
Oh women power 😂
@@thehuman2861 LOL. I just help highlight the funniest part. lol
Apka comment read krte hue mene just abhi ye scene dekha 😂😂😂😂
That jal dialogue is now a meme. You kind of predicted it.
Timestamp?
@@gamerboy-lw3uf 6:06
Predicted? INITIATED
@@MadGlad-AR absolutely right.
@@MadGlad-AR exactly
Once every three months, I get depressed. That's when I come to binge this channel and get cured.
Depression ka reason?
@@thechuckleshow2470 I'm a ni8Ba bro. I don't need a reason.
That's called feeling low, not depression my friend.
bhai that time of the year aa gaya hai...paani peelo
Jal ?.
That "Jal The Band" joke was too funny 😂😂
That same year she was featured in their music video of "Chalte Chalte"😂😂.
I was about to tak a sip from my glass...where he said "oh yes baby drink that water" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂
Now don't lol😆😆
Did u take that sip or not! Not me, but the nation wants to know😉
@@shubhamtyagi2901 yeah yeah sure
"Nation"
@@nimishamathew157 mujhe toh lgta h iss bechaari ne sip le hi liya hoga, tbhi reply ni kr ri
"Dressing ka time aagya poonam" *starts undressing her the very next moment*
I choked on my spit 😂😂
Are wo medical dressing ki bat kar raha tha. Jo bandages change and stuff hota hai 😂😂😂
@@newgamesaga lag toh kuch aur hi raha tha yrr
😂😂
@@newgamesaga wo to medical undressing karne lag padha 🤣🤣🤣
@@yuktideshlan8694 are itne bade event ke bad wo bechari ke sath kuch karega thodi wo, ye bollywood kuch bhi dikhata hai 😂😂
Wtf Man....this guy is ruining my entire childhood by making me realize that how much time i have wasted by watching all these drama movies.... LOL
🤣
But at those times.....we liked these movies a lot
Now we are mature enough
Nahi pagle movie dekhi nahi hoti to roast samajhe kese aati
@@Monalisha_chasa
Point hai
Ikr 😂😂😭😭💀
Still can't believe this video is 4 years old.
engagement ring bhi led light wali hai 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
No reply but 1.4k likes. Hmmmm
@@myfoot6171 😂😂😂 bruuhhh
*02:41* Anushka Sharma made a special appearance in Vivah, we missed it 😂
Oh...thanks for correction.....I thought she was Rakhi sawant.....
@@pinaltandel8153 do you think Rakhi Sawant could've talked in that tone? She would've been yelling at the top of her lungs😂😂
@@aavi. plus she has a squeeky voice😂
Thanks I have been thinking she is Kareena Kapoor..i would have never figured out 😂😂
Omg I've been thinking it's Kareena Kapoor for years! I never noticed she n anushka sounded so similar 💀
My story from engagement to weddings :
* facial treatment for ghorapan
* Cooking classes
* Serving elderly relatives who came early.
* Sex tips from elderly ladies 😰
* shopping Gold, where parents mostly chose
* shopping clothes, where in laws and parents choose
* another facial treatment
* vaxing of parts. I got nkd in front of beautician aunty before my husband. Let's not talk about the pain.
* Next facial. Yes there are 3. Before makeup.
* shopping for night dress, the only time no one else told me what to buy.
* Older cousins talking about sex and telling me it hurts bad, but it's OK. 😥
* Daily calls to finance. My dad who won't even send me to co-ed school, started calling him and passing me the phone.
* Me waking up in middle of night, freaking put about marriage, packing bag to run away. Then remember I am scared of dark and go back to sleep.
* day before wedding : where a whole world of festivity is made around you, everyone else dancing and boozing. You sitting quietly while other say " tommorow night he he he".
* morning of wedding : the host of beautician land. And work on you 2 hrs. Everything is pulled and pushed.
* cameraman lands and ask you to look in the mirror and supprised. You look and are really surprised as you don't recognise yourself. The beautician have managed to transform you to the women of your husbands dream.
When my wedding ended and I came home and washed away the make up and wore home salwar kameez was the best feeling of my life.
04:35 "but muneem ji handles it perfectly" sarcastic line 🤣🤣
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
You found only 1 thing sarcastic 😑
Poonam is having 3rd degree burnt n still her hair is opened in icu..
Hairs bach gye..🙄🙄wow... .. jinke sath sach m aasa hota h kbi haal imagine b ni kiya hoga 😑
A Doctor 👨⚕️ 👩⚕️ spotted !
Bro naa face jala, naa hair jala. Last scene mein gaana gaate waqt jab woh Prem ko pakadti hai, uske haath bhi nahi jale aur mehendi lagi hui hai. Like, jala toh jala kya?
Hamara dimag fs@@aishikichakrabarti9395
3 Magical Words...
I Love You 🤔 nope
mai prathna karungi 🤔 nope
MANG MERI BHARO 😂😂😂
MáññaM RáJ Best comment ever 😆
Awwwwwww
@@monyka17 😂😂
awwwwwww
Followed by
Karo.
Pyaar mujhe karo
Yaaayyy
😂😂
this movie is one of the most beautiful ones bollywood has made, and i can't get enough !! it takes me back to those good old days when i didn't have to stress over my exams and just watched tv all day with my cousins!! ❤️ poonam's beauty is unmatched to this day.
Muge na bollywood pasnd na hollywood pasnd h
You joking right?
@@Adipod47 im not, and i would prefer u kept ur judging out of this comment section 💀sorry not sorry✋
Ehm u like vivaah??? I mean all that arranged marriage se pyaar wala cap lmao
@@candiesrcute I'm not judging, you are free to like whatever you want of course. I'm just genuinely surprised that someone actually liked this garbage.
Can't even imagine this sweet boy shahid could be kabir singh in future 😲
Oh shit kitna sahi bola
marriage side-effect
EXO ki EXOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣btw shahid is lob❤️❤️❤️
It's called acting.
It's all about acting
l.e.d wali engagement ring.. that was toooo good.
Oh yes baby drink the water😛😝😂😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆
😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Munim ji handled it perfectly" is like"Dumbledore asked calmly"
XD
lmao
I literally died laughing in all the "Awwww" moments 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
Awwww
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Same
So my friend who liked vivah so much was going to rewatch vivah last night and before that i recommend her this revisit...!!! Now she is a subscriber here 😃
Ye profile photo me itni hot ladki kon hai?
@@andrewcarnegie5342 your sister 😍
@@andrewcarnegie5342 Ratioed
lmao
@@rainachoudhary6861 m uska jija 😁 hot mal😍
You : "And make sure you like this video because.. Hum aap se bohat prem karte hain"
Me : Awwww
😂😂😂
Poonam is Shashi Tharoor of Hindi. 😂
Hehe...
That " thanks dad " killed me hard 😂 @ 4:54
Killed her! 🤣🤣
Same bro😂😂😂
Lmao
Almost killed her hard
Same here
That "kyunki tumko ye sahi nahi lagega" was placed so perfectly 🤣🤣🤣
Which scene?
@@eshaarora5608 5:31
I was today years old when I learnt that alok nath was a horndog in his time. The more you know
He was indeed. Watch Trishagni.
@@main_lukkha_hoon8795 If I am not wrong, you are referring to Nana patekar in trishagni right?
Yeah right. My mistake. I got confused between Kamagni and Trishagni.
and if i am not wrong he was also accused of sexual harassment by many actresses like sandhya mridul. Kafi sanskari.
Ph bhaii what kind of name are these kamagni tishagni😂😂
I'm so happy to see how much the channel has grown! From asking for 50k subs to having 1M+❤️🔥
Three magical words .
1.mein
2.prarthna
3.karungi
Mere liye to he
Me
Lagane
Dungi
Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes his shoes before he plays temple run
Edit: yeh kya ho raha hai how do I have so many likes
Abby Jacobs lmaooooo
Lol
😂😂
Alok nath is so sanskari that when he was born the doctor said ' badhai ho babuji hue h '
Abby Jacobs jesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*No kamasutra only mangalsutra 😂😂😂*
Ashleel aurat
Now I notice , 6:07 ,how with the JAL reference , Farhan Saeed's "Sajni Paas bulao na" starts playing in the background.
I don't even know how I randomly ended up here.......I DON'T REGRET AT ALL 😂💖🌻🌻👏👏👏
Me too
Me too
Same here
Ye extra k Kyu hai name mein
2% battery remaining but i gotta watch this last video 😂
Legend😂
And my 3 % 😂😂😂
My 6%🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂
19 % remaining .....😂😂😂😂😂
I died at the "no kamasutra, only mangal sutra" part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ha ha
With 'Babu... Ji'🤣
This movie feels so warm man .
The nostalgia 😍
Yeah. Especially the fire.
@@anikbanerjee5933 💀
Repeating those 3 magical words on phone.
मैं प्रार्थना करुंगी।।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Ye kaya bol raha hy hindi samjh ma nahe ate
Hahahahahhahahhahahaha
@@loveyourself8928 *Mai prathna krungi*
*crying and shaking*
That line: "when your parents know tumse na ho paayega"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a bhabi person... leave me alone!! LOL 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here 🤣🤣
The bhabhi is hot in the movie
Here comes the bhaabi wala pervert lot
What does it mean...? What he exactly wants to refer?
I like your Indian take of Honest Trailers. Props to you for picking up a lot of weird stuff from the extras. It's very entertaining 🤣
2:24 are we not going to talk about the POONAM laptop sticker?
Lol.... i just noticed now😂😂
😂😂
Another Awwwwww moment Iguess 😂
Underrated 😂
This dude had some weird fetish
Not fair!! 😂
Dark skin walo ko hi dark skin ka role ni mil raha
😂😂😂
0:01 he says: dressing ka time ho gaya poonam
Captions: "Dressing cat I'm huggable"
Like wtf?
Exactly !!! ye captions bhi na! 😂😂😂😂
5:05 I had a crush on Dr Shashank from sanjeevani. Mohnish bahl looks so good in such roles.
Unbelievable talent.. you deserve to have 1 millions subscribers.. I’m sure you’ll soon reach it
After seeing Kabir Singh everybody is like Kya yehi woh Shahid Hain Jo vivah mein tha😁😁
Kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte 😂😂😂😂
@@vishwajeetnandyaduraj4804 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This isss VERSATILITY..!!😎🖤
Kabir sing is equally shit. We are just early
Vivah when your parents know tumse na ho payega 😂😂😂😂
Don't stab single people
🤣
Still this movie makes me emotional 🤝🏻🥹🫂
I remember watching this movie with my family in a brand new movie theatre & I was cursing the audio system the whole time as the dialogues were literally not audible, now I know they were whispering the whole time...
1. The best advise possible by a human
2.Usko khali whisper ki permission di hai 😂😂😂😂
4:45 chhoti gyeee tel lene, pehle doli ko bchaao😂😂😂😂
#BcGuruvVines
After 4 yrs watching again and releasing he asked for 50 k subscribers and now has 10 lakh + 🎉🎉 dont know why but proud❤
Ye log engagement ke liye itne chhote hain ki inki ring bhi led light wali hai 😂💍👌
Thank god, mene DTH connection hi htva liya😂.., now I'm far away from this shit*
2:40 Why are you throwing garbage on the road. LOL
Is she anushka sharma. 🤔
@@faisalfaridi1389 yaa, seems so.
@@faisalfaridi1389 yes 😁
AWWWWWW
@@faisalfaridi1389 Yes 🤣😂😂
3:39 literally I have increased voice only to listen her dialogues😂😂
didn't realized that this video was uploaded 5 years ago ...man time sure flies fast.
I completely lost it at 1.01 😂😂
Oh yes baby, drink that water .
1:01
That made me horny 😀😁😂
Really bro! Rofl 🤣🤣🤣😂
Jiska mooh aur eyelid dono kabhi pura nahi khulta😂😂😂
6:07 (Jal band's reference)so many of your jokes go unnoticed.
I noticed
Sajni paas bulao na😍
Ooooowwwwwwwww🤯
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 gajaaaaabbb
No they don't 🤟
I think I'm the only one who loves vivah movie the most than any other movie in Bollywood and I dont care about who roasts it and who laughs on it but for me vivah holds a place in my heart forever🥺😌❤💜
True same here, it touches our heart very deeply
Same here it’s just another wannabe roasting this movie
Dekh behen you have bts (i guess) on your pfp... Lets not get into the matter of your choices coz u clearly suck at it...
Please dude make some more videos, I watched all of your videos and now rewatching them again and again 😢
This channel has ruined so many things for me 😫
Prerna Kain my gf name is also premm
And I love it for them
But Im actually happy he did that
same🙁
Bollywood==mostly shit shown..which is not real in this country.....😂🤣
This channel is full of enjoyment, so the movie is. I don't know why people are thinking that loving this roast means hating the movie and they have wasted their time watching this movie ! I enjoyed this roast thoroughly but still love this movie as I used to 7 years back.❤️
I mean they take roasts too seriously... completely ruins it for me...stuff like this...makes me love them more....
Good memories
Exactly
👍
The problem is his roasting doesn't even make sense, it's like in order to get more views he is manipulating the story, context and scenes in the movie. It's not even funny to trynna put double meaning jokes every minute Without any prior context
@@saptarshidas786 I got so pissed off when he separated that one corny line from the entire gifted album
Anyone else binge watching his videos because they are tired of having to wait for the new video to drop? 🙄 I know I am. 👩⚕
I have always wondered when Poonam was burnt after something fall over her from ceiling, why didn't her hair burn? What is this superpower? Lmao
Nothing really burnt, neither her face, nor her hair; in fact in the last suhagraat scene, her hands are normal and have mehendi on them. What did she exactly burn? Her self-esteem? 😂
Because that's what directors wanted 👍
Don't you understand? If her face or hairs burn she won't look beautiful anymore....
Isn't it natural reaction to cover face?
@@divineray7822 hairs' on the head tho and that burning grill/railing fell straight on her head.
I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole "Awwwwwwwww" part of the video. The way u said "Awwww" was funnier😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
hi
It’s not funny more like cringe
“JAL”... Sajni in background 😂😂😂😂😂
Munim ji handled it very perfectly 😂
*01:10** You call it phone s*** *we call it phone Sanskar* 😂🤣
You nailed it 😜
This guy has a thing for bhabhis. Hence proved. 😂😂😂
Yes we all have that.... In underpants doe
Honestly who doesn't??
Wats wrong?even i am fond of them
Who doesn't?
Mein toh pighal jata hu agar bhabi milf ho toh
so nobody is going to talk about JAL The Band reference
Wo JAL THE BAND...
Yaha kaise aaya...
Yup bro... Sajni paas aao na... That song ref. ..lol
Sajniiii yass!! No one's talking about itt
Mannnn!!!! Yes!
Sajni paas bulao na
2:16 thats not nokia 6600, thats nokia 7610. You see what i did there?
4:55 *Thanks dad* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
01:01 oh yes baby drink that water 😂
Shahid went from Sardi mein Barf ka Paani nahi peena chaahiye to Literally Putting Ice in His Pants
😂😂
This movie was my teenage dream.... now it's destroyed by you dude you killed it
😂😂😂
Bro literally brooo this movie is one of my favs ok and this dude... I can't think it the same. 😢
Arranged merriage😂😂 dream😅
@@RAUNAKSINHA-sz1iuLove marriage can also be a nightmare. You never know.
@@shovanabajracharya shadi krni hi kyu h? 1 leter dudh k liye bhains kyu palna? Bahot kuch h dunia me dekhne ko ye bura sapna kyu dekhna?
2:37 Kabir Sing *flashback* 😆
I will never see vivah from the same perspective now😂😂
Edit: I never expected i would get this much of likes!!!...now trp has to heart my comment!
Rocky Rogett 😂😂😂
The question is why would you watch Vivah again? :D
Huzaifa Aleem exactlyyyyy......bro!!!
I will NEVER watch it again😂😂
Me too 😂😂
Same hahahha
Poonam started ASMR content 7 years ago. I mean the whispering and stuff like that
Why did you stop!!! I mean I can watch those "awwwww" scenes whole day!
Tere ko or koi kam ni h kya?
*3:48* that girl is preeti
😂😂
Multiverse 🤣
😂😂
5:59 listen it at 0.25x speed.... It sounds like a cow is lowing 😂
Omg i just heard that😂
Hahahahah yesss
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh god I just did that 🤣😂🤣
Ever-since the movie released, I have been continuously convincing people that everything is over drama and fake.
Thanks for proving it.
Best scene when Anupam Khair convinces Shahid in car...for his marriage...😂😂 2:52
That 0:37 "Baahar Nikal jaayiye" gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious.
Me too
Aloknath was more worried about marriage then saving his daughter.., 😂😂
wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In the 80s 90s early 2000s all movies are like this . In how many movies have we seen the rape victim marrying the rapist?
Kharcha kiya h bhaii ne... Ese kese jane dega 😂
lalith kumar that’s a bit much .. I don’t remember any movie where a rape victim married her rapist
@@nikitasharma9708 Raja ki ayegi baraat....rani mukerji
Par kuchh bhi kaho iss movie ke gaane itne pyaare hai ki kya kahu.
So so so beautiful songs.All songs will never be old.
4:21 Ocean he ocean! 😂 I am dead here.
😂😂😂
6:33 she's not some bhabhi she's Akshara ki maa ❤️
Yeh rishtaa Kya kehlaata hein.. Ooooo ooo...
😅
It was my comment 😂
Bhabhi lover
She's sanju's mom
I always wanted such love story years back . And i'm cringing on myself for wanting to mary prem 😂😂😂😂
"when parents know tumse na ho payega" hits so hard bro 😂😂
"Sajni Paas bulao na" played in the BG when he said "Jal" 'cause Jal the band.
Wow 😂
Damm... U carved the logic... good