This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂
His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.
I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.
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@@Jvega001tbh I think *this* (the comment you're replying to) is a bot. Which, interestingly, makes it somewhat likely you're a bot, but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. The reason OP is likely a bot is that the 'bot comments wtf' comment is somewhat off topic (maybe they got deleted) and the comment itself has a lot of up votes (bot comments will often have inflated up votes). Anyways I could click this dudes profile and go deeper but that's what the bots want and besides, the conspiratorial theorizing is a lot of fun
The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.
OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️
Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot
“ain’t no jazz in utah” i’ve been thinking this for so long
They were the New Orleans Jazz first that’s why
White culture is paved roads, hospitals and everything you enjoy
the end was so Chappelle esque😂😂funny ass set fs
I completely agree lmao i heard it in his voice and everything. Whole set was gas
I can hear it✅
It’s a banger fr
That tuba story was awesome
tuba lips had me nearly spit my mouth wash everywhere 😂😂
Same, I was crying laughing 😂
~ “Hey, relax!” 😩
Lmao "Tuba Lips!" Omg 😂😂😂😂 why does this tickle me so much.
Change it to salt lake city soakers
That's exactly what I was thinking!!!😂😂😂😂
😂😅 💧🧂
I'm glad somebody said it.
If you know. You know..
💀💀💀💀
"The Atlanta niggas", 🤣 🤣 . So accurate.
😂😂😂
I swear I knew what we was going to say a second before he said it. Too good.
That Quatro Padres was sooo underrated!
As a fellow black trombonist, I must say that maybe I should try the tuba
~ Oh, that’s dark. 😩 Great timing too. 💯
The story at the end was a great bit
This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂
I appreciate ya
They used to be called the New Orleans jazz and they moved because cities move easily for basketball teams
Really??? Did not know that.
Then they should have fully changed the name, not partial.
That Tuba lips bit near the end… 😆 🙌 🎺
This man delivers. 🍻
This legit had me laughing out loud. Don't Tell seems to pick them well!!
ATL resident here. We DEFINITELY have hawks, falcons, and n--s.
Maybe SRT Jeep trackhawks, atlanta falcons football team and yeah lots of Ninjas
Love his chill
I came here to hear the end of the Tuba bit. I’m glad I did, this whole set is hilarious!
He was hilarious 😂 wish his set was longer...
His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.
Me: "This gonna go one of two ways"
Him at 2:20: "And if you don't like that joke--"
Me: "It went a good way"
I was not expecting that ending! I'm deceased ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ 🌹
Solid set my guy
Salt Lake City Saltines
Intro had me dying too bro 😂
They really did go as avocado toast! So cute 🥰
We were not there 👌😂
I chuckled a bit, but mostly I enjoyed his delivery.
This better blow up 😂😂
Never seen a hawk...😂😂
Loved it
Lmfao at the tuba story!
📯 i know this is like a french horn, but i don't have a tuba emoji, just a trumpet 🎺 😂😂😂
Whole set was 🔥 but that ending 😂😂😂
Nice, haven't heard if this guy yet
I love how a calm delivery can me me laugh so hard
Well done good sir.. well done. Exquisite crowd control.
Funny set
Nice set! Slow but ended well!
This guy is a KILLER.
Hilarious 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂 love you Dave
Morehouse!
Daniel Stern man!
If you’ve never seen a Hawk in the A, you’ve never been outside the city
I was thinking dang in Gwinnett I see em a few time a week!!!
so right!!!
😂😂😂 comedian...IN Atlanta, you...outside the city. I'm dead people are so stupid.
"That is science fiction" was diabolical
Boston wonder bread 🍞 😂
good set
This dude is hilarious
How did he jump right over the Lakers?! Not many lakes in LA, hello
I never noticed the Jazz name..but the Lakers is pretty well known
So good
I mess with bro heavy after this
My period flow was heavy, but this comment is a mess bc I am a bro
wait is this the "White Flour" guy from TruTV?
s/o Morehouse!
I don’t understand very well English but I’m laughing 😂
Funny af!
Did they edit in laugh track? Why did the opening line, “I’ve been day drinking” get so much laugh?
Bro this comedian was so fucking boring, I've never just stopped watching a comedian before but this was bad.
Because sometimes racism is okay… the crowd was mostly white 😂
Cuz it's relatable suffering implied not explicitly stated without a social cost
Crowd was probably riding the high of the previous comics. Sometimes even a comic saying “hey” gets laughs at the start of their set.
I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.
The Utah team should be cslled The Saltines. 😂
5 minutes in…haven’t heard a joke yet…deuces!
This guy reminds me of Dave
These bot comments wtf.
They’re doing thier jobs…..
Which one are the bots
@@Jvega001 most have borderline p*rn profile pics. If you really want to know if one is a bot, just click the profile pic and it will tell you when the channel started. Most will be the same day, but I've seen some several days or more, the oldest I think was 2 or 3 months old.
@@Jvega001tbh I think *this* (the comment you're replying to) is a bot. Which, interestingly, makes it somewhat likely you're a bot, but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. The reason OP is likely a bot is that the 'bot comments wtf' comment is somewhat off topic (maybe they got deleted) and the comment itself has a lot of up votes (bot comments will often have inflated up votes). Anyways I could click this dudes profile and go deeper but that's what the bots want and besides, the conspiratorial theorizing is a lot of fun
Which ones
This ain't Home Alone is a really bad xxx.
on point with Hamilton.
that sh*t is insufferable
That 12C ain it 😮💨
Atlanta traffics 😅
Tuba lips 😂
He was not there this set. He's told the tuba joke before but much better.
I can't help but think that the joke is on the white audience and that Dave knew exactly what he was doing with the way he framed his jokes
Dave is in fact next level funny. GOOD JOB !! :)
The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.
OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️
@@jordohiz1493 All of that!! But maybe the Atlanta Peach Eaters.
@@SmartMoufShirts omg. genius genius genius!
Holy shit! Busting a gut over here!
F#¢£ Bridgerton. 💯🎯
Yes. For soooooooo many reasons
I liked Hamilton. But solid jokes
Ain’t no jazz in Utah….
That was perfect.
Salt Lake City Soakers
❤😂❤
Gonna be a good one!
😂😂😂
He tried to adjust his comedy to the audience and it failed. booooooring.
The crowd is giving liberal nerds 😂
These jokes were mid, best joke was the last one
Dave could read a menu and it’ll be funny 😂😂😂😂
I feel the sameeeeeeeeeeeee way about overcompensation in hollywood.
Walking on eggshells for no reason. It becomes so obvious it's distracting.
🤣 Jesus fucking Christ!!!
Stupid.
5:25 true story
5 seconds in are you gonna talk about u being black? 1 basketball 2 jazz,3 stealing ?
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This dude went through a whole set making mostly wrong observations, as if they were jokes and only told like 2 actual jokes. Meh.
Ye back when we had slavery 😅
Well it was, or maybe it was
😂
I told you...
Just elected a fascist: we are not racist enough 🤦♂️
Suave tuba lip'd motha jammah
This is so subpar. I only say that bc I’m genuinely shocked at how many people are laughing 😅
Your comment is the most sub par thing here
Maybe you can do better? Make us laugh since you're the expert on comedy.
Comedy is super subjective with how it relates to you. No worries if it's not to your liking.
Just move on and find one you do enjoy and be happy.
Yeah that Dave Helem dude is trash
I liked it. All the taste you have is in your mouth. Lol
A powerful nation, absolutely.
But when was the US actually "great" for everyone in it?
Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot
What was this man saying?
Lowkey didn’t laugh once🫡
High key
Bro is being sensitive about people being sensitive
Wak
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