This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂
His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.
I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.
The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.
OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️
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Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot
Dude has an interesting delivery but to have that kinda laidback non assuming style ur jokes rly gotta be hitting… his was not. I was hanging on every word hoping the punchline was going to worth the lack of energy, and every time it was a miss. Too simple and straightforward. Posting this as constructive criticism. Work on the material bro.
lol as someone who is considered kind of funny and a regular watcher of everyday standup…i’m sure only a select few feel like this😂 this man was A LOT funnier than other folks i’ve seen on here and i stand on that one
I dont think so lol when obama got elected, there was a division cuz “black president” it just kept going down from there. Also LGBQT+=_- has the worst sense of humor with them tryna cancel all these free speaking, laugh giving comedians. But lets keep politics out of it, lets rejoice and laugh at this man’s comedy
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the end was so Chappelle esque😂😂funny ass set fs
I completely agree lmao i heard it in his voice and everything. Whole set was gas
I can hear it✅
It’s a banger fr
“ain’t no jazz in utah” i’ve been thinking this for so long
They were the New Orleans Jazz first that’s why
White culture is paved roads, hospitals and everything you enjoy
This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂
I appreciate ya
Lmao "Tuba Lips!" Omg 😂😂😂😂 why does this tickle me so much.
Change it to salt lake city soakers
That's exactly what I was thinking!!!😂😂😂😂
😂😅 💧🧂
I'm glad somebody said it.
If you know. You know..
That tuba story was awesome
tuba lips had me nearly spit my mouth wash everywhere 😂😂
Same, I was crying laughing 😂
~ “Hey, relax!” 😩
The story at the end was a great bit
"The Atlanta niggas", 🤣 🤣 . So accurate.
😂😂😂
This legit had me laughing out loud. Don't Tell seems to pick them well!!
~ Oh, that’s dark. 😩 Great timing too. 💯
That Quatro Padres was sooo underrated!
Solid set my guy
They used to be called the New Orleans jazz and they moved because cities move easily for basketball teams
Lmfao at the tuba story!
📯 i know this is like a french horn, but i don't have a tuba emoji, just a trumpet 🎺 😂😂😂
I mess with bro heavy after this
My period flow was heavy, but this comment is a mess bc I am a bro
Love his chill
We were not there 👌😂
Whole set was 🔥 but that ending 😂😂😂
I was not expecting that ending! I'm deceased ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ 🌹
If you’ve never seen a Hawk in the A, you’ve never been outside the city
I was thinking dang in Gwinnett I see em a few time a week!!!
so right!!!
Intro had me dying too bro 😂
I chuckled a bit, but mostly I enjoyed his delivery.
They really did go as avocado toast! So cute 🥰
Never seen a hawk...😂😂
I love how a calm delivery can me me laugh so hard
Well done good sir.. well done. Exquisite crowd control.
This better blow up 😂😂
Dave is in fact next level funny. GOOD JOB !! :)
His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.
I don’t understand very well English but I’m laughing 😂
Nice, haven't heard if this guy yet
This guy is a KILLER.
wait is this the "White Flour" guy from TruTV?
Funny set
This dude is hilarious
5 minutes in…haven’t heard a joke yet…deuces!
"That is science fiction" was diabolical
Did they edit in laugh track? Why did the opening line, “I’ve been day drinking” get so much laugh?
Bro this comedian was so fucking boring, I've never just stopped watching a comedian before but this was bad.
Because sometimes racism is okay… the crowd was mostly white 😂
Cuz it's relatable suffering implied not explicitly stated without a social cost
Crowd was probably riding the high of the previous comics. Sometimes even a comic saying “hey” gets laughs at the start of their set.
I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.
Me: "This gonna go one of two ways"
Him at 2:20: "And if you don't like that joke--"
Me: "It went a good way"
Boston wonder bread 🍞 😂
The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.
OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️
@@jordohiz1493 All of that!! But maybe the Atlanta Peach Eaters.
@@SmartMoufShirts omg. genius genius genius!
So good
Hilarious 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂 love you Dave
This ain't Home Alone is a really bad xxx.
s/o Morehouse!
good set
Funny af!
on point with Hamilton.
that sh*t is insufferable
These bot comments wtf.
They’re doing thier jobs…..
Which one are the bots
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@@Vega.pdf35mmtbh I think *this* (the comment you're replying to) is a bot. Which, interestingly, makes it somewhat likely you're a bot, but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. The reason OP is likely a bot is that the 'bot comments wtf' comment is somewhat off topic (maybe they got deleted) and the comment itself has a lot of up votes (bot comments will often have inflated up votes). Anyways I could click this dudes profile and go deeper but that's what the bots want and besides, the conspiratorial theorizing is a lot of fun
Which ones
That was perfect.
How did he jump right over the Lakers?! Not many lakes in LA, hello
Salt Lake City Saltines
Tuba lips 😂
Holy shit! Busting a gut over here!
I can't help but think that the joke is on the white audience and that Dave knew exactly what he was doing with the way he framed his jokes
Just elected a fascist: we are not racist enough 🤦♂️
Atlanta traffics 😅
Dave could read a menu and it’ll be funny 😂😂😂😂
Ain’t no jazz in Utah….
❤😂❤
This is so subpar. I only say that bc I’m genuinely shocked at how many people are laughing 😅
Your comment is the most sub par thing here
Maybe you can do better? Make us laugh since you're the expert on comedy.
Comedy is super subjective with how it relates to you. No worries if it's not to your liking.
Just move on and find one you do enjoy and be happy.
Yeah that Dave Helem dude is trash
I liked it. All the taste you have is in your mouth. Lol
😂😂😂
5 seconds in are you gonna talk about u being black? 1 basketball 2 jazz,3 stealing ?
Salt Lake City Soakers
The crowd is giving liberal nerds 😂
Gonna be a good one!
That 12C ain it 😮💨
😂
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These jokes were mid, best joke was the last one
5:25 true story
This dude went through a whole set making mostly wrong observations, as if they were jokes and only told like 2 actual jokes. Meh.
🤣 Jesus fucking Christ!!!
Stupid.
A powerful nation, absolutely.
But when was the US actually "great" for everyone in it?
Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot
Ye back when we had slavery 😅
Into low key comdians, tired of screaming comedians
Free smurk
Well it was, or maybe it was
I told you...
Bro is being sensitive about people being sensitive
Dude has an interesting delivery but to have that kinda laidback non assuming style ur jokes rly gotta be hitting… his was not. I was hanging on every word hoping the punchline was going to worth the lack of energy, and every time it was a miss. Too simple and straightforward. Posting this as constructive criticism. Work on the material bro.
lol as someone who is considered kind of funny and a regular watcher of everyday standup…i’m sure only a select few feel like this😂 this man was A LOT funnier than other folks i’ve seen on here and i stand on that one
🥱
Terrible
Hello Alex
Set wasnt funny. Kinda boomeresqe if you ask me. (just my opinion; dont get in ya feelings & start tripping in the comments.)
I've decided to get in the comments and start tripping. Tripping so hard right now.
@yusefdaramay2177 👈🏾😎👈🏾 I see what you did there lol.
@@NunYuh-dh7ns who tf said anything about being offended? You're weird bro & you're illiterate.
@@NunYuh-dh7ns you're weird and illiterate.
Low energy was the truth... Just wasted 5 mins watimg on a joke
Hello Paige
This shiz AWFUL.
If I could walk out, I would. But I'll just stop half way and Booooooo
We were...until trump ruined it
I dont think so lol when obama got elected, there was a division cuz “black president” it just kept going down from there. Also LGBQT+=_- has the worst sense of humor with them tryna cancel all these free speaking, laugh giving comedians. But lets keep politics out of it, lets rejoice and laugh at this man’s comedy
Says the brainwashed crybaby.
The Atlanta what's? He said that because he was too scared to say what's really in Atlanta. Too scared to get cancelled.
?
The Atlanta Maggots lol
It's either peaches or black lunch ladies rigging elections so they can bait racists into defaming them to take their millions
@@james1795 You're not going to get me cancelled either.
@@jamesthompson2092. That's not an answer. You don't know what he was talking about.
Dead af lol
😂😂😂
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😂😂😂