Cruel and Unusual Punishments

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  • @sarcasticcanadian7968
    @sarcasticcanadian7968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Your rhyming in the beginning reminded me of something out of a dr seuss book

  • @HappyHank
    @HappyHank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ohhhh shit Chavezz's bars be jumpin! 🤣

  • @ColdBalls991
    @ColdBalls991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Perfect response to "is that the way you talk to the person that gave birth to." Is "I didn't ask to be born mom!!!"

  • @dank_smirk9971
    @dank_smirk9971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:08 Ah yes, I remember my mother fondly. She had a, let's just say, unique view on what a child was allowed to watch. Essentially, I could watch whatever I wished as long as I did not repeat anything that I saw in said media, which was one of the contributing factors on why I was raised on shows such as Futurama (I believe she even got me a DVD of Jackass once, got bored of the stupidity quickly though). But let me tell you that she would definitely be sure to punish you if you ever fucked up with that privilege, which ranged from being unable to watch said shows, to being put to work doing things that was usually reserved for father, such as stacking firewood. Keep I. Mind though that I was never truly spoiled, which I believe was mainly due to me being very observant as a child. As I would see how my mother would treat others that got on her bad side, and she being in kickboxing for around eight years made me not want to push her in the first place, so I didn't even need a warning on not to lip off to mother, yet I was given one anyway just so my mother could be sure. It went something like this: "you lip off to me, and either I'll be giving you an hour long lecture, or your lips are coming off. Your choice dear."
    Trust me though when I say that if you had to sit through one of her lectures that you would really wish she ripped your lips off or beat you instead (which thankfully did not and would not actually happen, I think), it was a method she learned from her father.

  • @Alzyan
    @Alzyan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “I want a peice of cake Mom!”

  • @dantesteve1122
    @dantesteve1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂 that jumping story
    Chavezz the only guy who jumps when angry

  • @maxwellmckinley637
    @maxwellmckinley637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your Mother is a genius.

  • @calebwilsonwilson4124
    @calebwilsonwilson4124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude that m&m punishment was cruel lol

  • @SMELLYAMAMMA
    @SMELLYAMAMMA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only things that make me jump are cops, you won't believe the heights I've jumped over/from XD .. Congratulations on the proposal Chavezz.. I'm late i know.

  • @wordcomeonson4665
    @wordcomeonson4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Cruel and unusual punishment? So Thanos finna make us disappear?

  • @seangeorge5381
    @seangeorge5381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you Chavezz for the joke at the start of the video

  • @ristygirl792
    @ristygirl792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MY TEACHER USED THAT STRATEGY ON US THIS PAST YEAR (@ the story Chavezz told us at the beginning) she made one student keep clicking a pen until the end of class so he wouldn't do it anymore xD

  • @rev5432
    @rev5432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have been subbed for a long time

  • @evblack15
    @evblack15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wassup Chavezz!!!! Congrats on the engagement! Ya too cute together. To celebrate, u guys should watch more Gordon Ramsay and Hodgetwins vids 😁😁😂

  • @tavit1987
    @tavit1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My grandparents listen to country music and I got out of their car once and all you heard was.. *ROCK ME MOMMA LIKE A WAGON WHEEL ROCK ME MOMMA ANYWAY YOU FEEL.. HEYYYY MAMA ROCK ME* (I started laughing so hard)

  • @Caiastice
    @Caiastice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 ads on one video!? Looks like all your hard work paid off

  • @patrickupshaw2859
    @patrickupshaw2859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah great content as always

  • @donovanbrown2558
    @donovanbrown2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh she made u do jumping jacks lol

  • @kentuckyblue2040
    @kentuckyblue2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude the rhyming tho

  • @temmiehoi77
    @temmiehoi77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And I Jumped" By Dr. Chavezz

  • @jmbfin4372
    @jmbfin4372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do I not have any recommendations on this video...?

  • @oc03220
    @oc03220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Chavez

  • @LeMimu
    @LeMimu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn chavezz has bars

  • @endless013
    @endless013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    short short story.
    I only got a proper ass whoopin' once and I only got soap in the mouth once and they were the same time. What had happened was I was either 5 or 6 and said "Fuck" (IDR the words surrounding it) then ran like my life depended on it around this tiny ass apartment until my much larger and much smarter mother caught me because I was too dumb to realize... There's no place to hide when you live in an apartment shaped like L and has doors that shut off rooms making the run-able area smaller the farther to one end you get, she horror movie walked behind me shutting doors... it was deserved.

  • @CrazyWhore116
    @CrazyWhore116 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chavezz's or should I say Black Dr. Seuss 😎

  • @treiss8255
    @treiss8255 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    At lest she did not beat you with a set of jumper cables

  • @surbs513
    @surbs513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    greetings lord chavezz

  • @brendanquinn9696
    @brendanquinn9696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was like 5 years old (yes i can remember that far back), apparently i started a fight with my siblings in the car. My ma stepped on the brakes, got out and pulled me the fuck out of the car and left me on the side of the road and drove off like 10 meters. I was crying like a bitch thinking she was gonna leave me. I didn't open my mouth throughout the rest of the trip lol

  • @kingdicehoi4lubu746
    @kingdicehoi4lubu746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Care about them less
    Me: *looks at the graphic video games*
    Am I..........Uncared for?

  • @thegeneralbenjamin9518
    @thegeneralbenjamin9518 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Mother’s Day Chavezz.

  • @zerogray437
    @zerogray437 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Construction workers work hard damit !

  • @demi6765
    @demi6765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this video

  • @jojoxrivera5989
    @jojoxrivera5989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ay chavezz has uploaded

  • @gsektor5645
    @gsektor5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized he did a heil at the end or just me?

  • @noneyabiz2574
    @noneyabiz2574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone have to hold the wall as punishment?

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Pen is

  • @pattheman3686
    @pattheman3686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, Yo,Chavezz.
    Tried to write something earlier but mu Damn PC done reset itself for update time. Anywho, What I wanted to say was that I came across a vid reaction from Tyrone Magnus and thought to myself "Chavezz absolutely MUST do his own reaction" He didn't link the original vid, but it's called "Bruce Lee lightsaber fight" Dogg, you gotta check this out.

  • @Number1Loser
    @Number1Loser 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The next day after jumping you got a beating with the jumper cable

  • @flaccidreflex5563
    @flaccidreflex5563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    M & M's =/= Candy bar

  • @lordofcinder1169
    @lordofcinder1169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sister broke my toe nail and my sister got away with it and i was like wtf if i were to do that I would get grounded for a month I was so mad

  • @cracyzero777rat
    @cracyzero777rat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hope everyone is thankful for there mom.

  • @fapexgaming1749
    @fapexgaming1749 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    React to dickens cider from the bob and tom show and uncale b.s by tim wilsen there like four different video of it

  • @robotzombie2326
    @robotzombie2326 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love u bro

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Inb4 Carrie Underwood is Country, not Christian Rock...

  • @charliehess5643
    @charliehess5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My parents put pepper In my mouth if I cussed

  • @charliebaker1427
    @charliebaker1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh you need to be so smart to work in construction

  • @420resgalvan
    @420resgalvan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dr Seuss would approve
    Everything you do
    If your new to his channel
    Hit that subscribe button to

  • @jesusdxd1652
    @jesusdxd1652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like dogs

  • @blesssednails
    @blesssednails 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LIFE IS FUN?

  • @krabykingdom2269
    @krabykingdom2269 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn only 6 dislikes and 1.7k likes is this a record

  • @wildscorner6531
    @wildscorner6531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom be like omiou mo shindau NANI (I know I butchard that)

  • @ristygirl792
    @ristygirl792 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh my house still has a landline and I ease drop on my family all the time

  • @enderverse760
    @enderverse760 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I plead the 8th

  • @gbemade
    @gbemade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    React to Bleach in 16 minuets. It’s by SomeMoeGaming

  • @fapexgaming1749
    @fapexgaming1749 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi

  • @davidhayes5859
    @davidhayes5859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You look like the guy who did reaction videos with BlastfamousHD. I f your him then I think u guys should do videos together

  • @cancunnotmexico5747
    @cancunnotmexico5747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    First and btw top 5 TH-camr

  • @nodarheart9134
    @nodarheart9134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you mom did that to you why ain't you skinny

  • @dantesteve1122
    @dantesteve1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    45th comment bitch

  • @oc03220
    @oc03220 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    First

    • @badlandz6200
      @badlandz6200 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feug O congrats on nothing