Visual vs. Mental Attraction
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- Craig Ferguson's funny moments! Get ready to burst into laughter with this collection of hilarious shorts. From his legendary late-night show to his stand-up performances, Craig's wit and humor are on full display!
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"I see. Would you like a puzzle?"
thissss! so good
😂😂😂
Bruh she mean mentally pleasent not mentally disturbed 😂
A sexy puzzle.
😂😂😂😂😂
"I see. Would you like to solve some differential equations?"
Mental stimulation.
There's a brief period of mental torture before differentials get stimulating😂
Different from what?
@@johnchandler1687 kid get off the internet 😂😂😂
@@johnchandler1687💀
Diff eq isn't that bad at all really
"I see. Would you like to know about the fundamentals of Engineering?"
There is nothing mentally stimulating about engineering lets be honest
@@JameBlackIf you are interested then yes
@@JameBlacknot with that mindset there isnt
@JameBlack it's a joke. Quit the b.s.
@@JameBlackif you have the iq of a potato it maybe isn’t
Never ask a fish how to catch fish. Ask the fisherman.
Most underrated comment
It’s always guys who don’t catch anything that say this
😂 Because men are trying to lure women into a trap right? Ya that's absolutely terrible advice. The fish have a vested interest in avoiding the fisherman. Women aren't supposed to be afraid for their life when in your presence. This analogy makes no sense.
found the gay guy
@@erickshunn8498no you’ve just butchered the analogy my friend, if anyone likes anything they will situate themselves around it. Opportunity will present themselves. Women are aware to this and either shut it down or allow it.
Don’t try making men sound like predators 😂 women do the same in other regards my friend
* tall man walks into a room *
women: "I am mentally stimulated."
Exactly. :)
- Woman to any short men: "sorry, I'm not ready for mental stimulation right now".
- Same woman sticking two minutes later to a randomly appearing tall man: "please stimulate me mentally as hard as you can". :D
@@agmandzsitvatoroki3772 mic drop
Factual, sexual, and normal.
Short men walks in:
"Pedo! Pedo!"
And that’s what she meant. She was clearly joking when she said it - Tongue in cheek
My grandmother took my wife shopping for clothes just before we married. When my wife was choosing some practical underwear my granny said," No no deary. Men like the little ones with your pussy hairs showing". My wif almost choked laughing hearing my 78 year old granma saying that. She said the sales girl looked like she was being strangled trying not to laugh.😅😅 RIP Grandma Edna. You were one of a kind.❤
Rest in peace Grandma Edna, the realest nana any guy would be lucky to have as their grandma.
gramma's were young women too! at one time!
Great Grandma! LOL!
Lol
Wtf man that's so weird
Woman: Stimulate me!
Man: RIDDLE ME THIS!?
BATMAN
Frank Gorshein. The original.
Deadass top tier comment
LOL !!!!
"Riddle me this before you go.
I am loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes
I'm a fraction of the population
But commit half the crimes
Who am I?"
"would you like..."
Man almost let intrusive thoughts win
Underrated comment fr
Untill she knows ur ocd
Craig: “I see… would you like-“
Craig’s mind: “careful now, craigy boy, you’re on American television”
He probably wants to offer a Yorkie, but then remembers that no one would get the joke
If he thought about himself as 'craigy boy' that would be hilarious
No that's what Geoff call him
Haha 😂
When you realize that saying something smart, witty and intellectual is actually sexual harassment...
Women underestimate how important personality is in women. Men take pride in their wives being nice, sweet, personable. That’s so important. Nobody wants a rude, jerk model.
Well she happily married with kids to a billionaire who is younger than her and very handsome for 6 years and going so obviously her grandmother's advice worked.
so true. you can be hot but if you are horrible then they are not to stay with. this is why lots of these hot women end up alone with cats in their 40s
That's well said. This gets overlooked. Worried wives are actually embarrassing. Bad decisions follow.
That's well said. This gets overlooked. Worried wives are actually embarrassing. Bad decisions follow.
What women overlook is mostly that getting a guy to sleep with them, and getting a guy to commit to them long term, are 2 different things. If you just want the former, yeah, visual is all you need. If you want the later, you gotta bring a bit more.
“Wanna play chess naked?” 😂
Best comment of the day!
😂😂😂
😂 Gawd, down to the basic instincts. Remember Grandma and nice underwear?🎉
Yes
💀💀💀
He caught himself JUST before he said something that would get him fired😂😂😂
What do you think he was going to say?
@@capecodder04 ~ there are several things he could have said. Imagination is better. Me guessing would only ruin it. I was being somewhat sarcastic because he knows how to say things and make them giggle
i think he said "would you like a puzzle?"
According to Wikipedia he's married, so maybe he didn't want to flirt too heavily by offering her the mental stimulation that would make her attracted to him? So thinking less about being fired and more about his marital bliss?
@@Gillsing ~ I was just messing around. But Craig is a world class flirter… even though he’s married😂
But it’s an act. He gets it, they get it.
You know what makes women happy?
NOTHING! - Bill Burr
money
That man speaks facts! 😂
Well a study found women are happier when her husband is 8+ inches taller than her😂
Bill Burr could never make a woman happy. That I can believe. Oddly many happy women have never met him.
@@brunorobello272doesn't that hold for everyone
Every time my wife wears nice underwear or a little makeup I feel so special. Genuinely. Like she wants to go the extra mile just for me. It's not just attraction, it's a very sweet gesture.
You’re a gem
@@kyliepederson1911 Aww thank you
Now imagine if you also took care of yourself for her how special that would be
@@Petisquinhoempanado Now imagine not presuming that I don't take care of myself and I do try to look good and special for my wife.
Wait I don’t get the underwear part! So when she wears a new one you feel special? I mean like what? I don’t get it!
You heard her. Let's go buy underwear with math equations printed on it.
Try and act like mine aren’t already covered in equations
@@Trephining suspicious stains are questions, not equations
I am a girl and tell you look doesn't matter that much but caring and listening and being kind are really important
I like that!
@@rme1383you are (a =single= one) girl
Greg Ferguson was absolutely the best night talkshow host. I made it a plan not to miss his show.
the smoothest talk show host EVER
Correct..but in context... he's having them on his show. On television,to plug themselves and self promote. They are going to be putting out their best side or behavior or what have you. In private those same women flirting,may act very different. They don't want to come off in a bad light on television
@pastorofmuppets1973 well that mentality means one guest found him offensive he would of been canceled
@@jasonhawk3423 today yeah,but it was 20 years ago..... whatever "cancelled" actually is? People actually think that sitting at home and complaining,is actually going to get someone "cancelled" . What it really is boiled down is: the people aren't drawing money anymore. The person who signs their check is doing the actual cancelling. Not people sitting on their couch. Case in point.. Bill Cosby. It was no secret he did what he did,for decades. When he was drawing money, people looked the other way. When he got old,and they couldn't squeeze another nickel out of him? Cancelled. Again,not by anyone throwing a temper tantrum...by the people who signed his checks. Any and all examples of "cancelling" are exactly the same MO...from A-Z, right down the check list. Anyone drawing money, regardless of what they did, don't get cancelled until they tank. That's just a fact. People like to think they have that much power behind a keyboard. They don't. It's just unaddressed narcissism and mental illness
When he was definitely the best of that current lot. Definitely a lot better than Jimmy Fallon!
Johnny Carson…🐐🐐🐐 ‼️
"Men fall in love with what they see.
Women fall in love with what they hear"
Yes. Brad Pitt says poems to women 😅
@@miguelaprendizaje.2918 no, that's why he got dumped ! Got it ?
utter nonsense. Women are even more in love with what they see than men
Facts love this
"Women fall in love with what they can get" otherwise no poor men would be single.
"Women need to be mentally stimulated"
Ok. here's a Rubik's cube.
literally copied the top comment and changed puzzle to rubiks cube. so creative
@@zac6499 you sound so butthurt by a comment 🤣
Just commenting to see how it goes
Easier to carry around than a puzzle.
@@johnchandler1687 Hard facts. I had one with me whilst waiting for jury duty selection. Made time go quick haha
I am a walking ATM
Women: i am mentally stimulated
My grandmother is money upfront, she will love the man
@@R1BAFRthat's unfair and wrong to men... why not the other way around like women give money to men and also fulfill all other responsibilities meanwhile men just enjoy their easy and comfortable lives with children at women's cost??
Craig was the last late night host that felt real. Hilarious, flirtatious, but a respectful gentleman at the same time. Damn, I miss the days this show was on the air.
Yep when it was all in fun and banter. The guests know what they are in for, the audience knows what they are getting. Craig knows how to be flirtatious and still respectful. In late night host try this now he would be called names and CANCELLED.
Excellent Comment David! So true!
I miss Geoff too.
Absolutely. Keep it real 💯 I also always remember Craig's cameo in Kick Ass.
Wise grandma.
Wiser and beautiful granddaughter because of her grandmother.
@@Moosh611pt2 plus she cheated on him.
careful not to drool on your shirt there buckaroo
Lol bit of a blanket statement
Clinton Bigsby would love those tatter tots😢
Lies again? She made visual arts sound like vagina
Tall handsome well dressed guy enters the room
Women: i am mentally attracted to him
Maybe she could say that because she met lots of good-looking men. So her standards about looks doesn’t necessarily apply to her anymore
Why am I being so serious 😤
Very rich old man rolls past on his wheelchair...im mentally attracted to him
yes, because society has been bombarding with the message in the last years that tall men are attractive. Then he opens his mouth and she finds out he's a basement dweller and her legs suddendly shut down
😂😂😂
Prolly the genetics that drew her mental magnets to him
"I see, would you like to play Dark Souls?"
One or two? 😂
This comment completely caught me off guard 😂😂😂
"Mentally stimulated" Hmmm... Chess on the first date or checkers?
Just so long as there is a 'strip' component, who cares.
Checkers is lame. Chess all the way.
whichever one leads to mating
@@kaizoisevil I'm a chess guy my wife a checkers girl. Guess who had the queen in the end.
@@chrisruff7803strip chess
Me: I’m a PhD in Physics. Want me to explain the nuances of mass-energy equivalence?
*all the panties in the room drop*
I'm a PhD too but my reality is far from it mate 😔
I'm so turn on (I'm a hetero man)
@@kpstudio4321 Have you ever heard about Chat GPT mate ?
Reality: pepper spray
I have an associates in Physical Therapy. Women are much more attracted to someone who is a self taught Engineer and Business Owner than someone who has a PhD. Wisdom and scars from being in the trenches has much more value than a paper granted to you by other people who value paper. Youll have to find a girl that also values paper.
Engineer something and start your own company. Find an aggressive hobby.
Great thing about Craig is he ran this show with no defined agenda . All episodes were so impromptu and funny! Miss him.
Is there any place where could all his shows?
I got to see one taping and I'm so glad I did. He was really good.
@@ksteiger where did you see
Yes only talk show host to ever do it n he never read the monitor to talk to audience in his monologue the writers would say y r we even working so hard they loved him for that
@@abikrsen3205 Honestly a good chunk of them are on youtube. TheJayLenoFly uploads a TON of stuff from Craig.
"Look at my nice car."
***Mental stimulation achieved.***
Getting girls attention and getting the girl are two different things
No, this is visual stimulation
@@moeezawan2329at the end of the day its about getting laid, no matter how rich miranda husband is he still got clapped cheeks
Can’t believe they replaced this legend with James Corden
It doesn't matter who took over. Nobody could replace Craig Ferguson.
Cordon WAS the LEFT WING JOKE!
Yuuup@@SACWarrior70s
The literal definition of “How dare you stand where he stood!”
I don't watch these shows usually but I never found this guy to be funny and I hated his intro song. I pretty much only watched Letterman for the top ten and if I were up when Craig came on I usually changed the channel.
If the wife looks like her It won't matter much the underwear.😅
It sucks but its true: "For every beautiful woman, there is at least 1 guy tired of sleeping with her" 🤷🏻♂️
@@WillNutForFoodWay I heard it for every beautiful woman there is a guy out there that is tired of dealing with her sh*t. Take Amber Heard for example looked great in Aquaman but Jonny Depp got tired of her sh*t really quick
Visually she can wear anything she wants and still look good
@@solshu: 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 WELL ANY GUY WOULD ESSPECIALLY IF THE GIRL BRINGS HER SHIT TO THE BED. 😑😒 😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😂😂😂😂
I really don’t care about how pretty her face is. I go for them ones with the thick legs and calves and buns with a thin ish waist and right moral compass. Don’t care about anything else
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou.
Extraordinary... 👏👏👏🕉️✝️🙏...
I mean. that again falls into what we did category. We DID something to make someone special
Ugh…. Cool
no that is a quote by Abraham Lincoln
Cause people are idiots
Mentally stimulated by the thickness of my wallet perhaps
No, women need to be EMOTIONALLY stimulated
That's the same thing for women
More like financially
Its almost as if... emotions are experienced... mentally derp
that's not what it means though its two very different outcomes lol though its hard to have one without the other but it is possible@@viccelito
No, don't do that, that's a mine field.
Bro was about to say some vile sht but back tracked for the sake of his career 😂
What do you think he was going to say?
@@capecodder04”I see. Would you like me to fill your head with something I’ve got?”
You don't know Craig Ferguson then...
No he wasn't, he just didn't know what to say, fumbled his words and turned it into a joke making you think he had something witty to say.
grandma knew sapiosexuality; means that a person is sexually attracted to highly intelligent people, so much so that they consider it to be the most important trait in a partner. It is a relatively new word that has become more popular in recent years.
“I have lots of money in my account”
Woman: stimulated
WoW account?
😂😂😂😂😂
So if we lie about our bank account, women would be mentally stimulated … sounds about right. right? 😅
💯
@@kenoun1764 no because she would want you to prove it with gifts
She's just Bang on... I completely agree with her every single word
Not just woman need to be mentally stimulated. I dont care how she looks if she cant keep a conversation she isn't getting a second date.
This. If she's smart and has the right values she just needs to be cute enough. Too hot only leads to way too much attention and vanity.
@@JamesRDavenportyou dropped this 👑
@JamesRDavenport yeah, a kind and loving woman who I enjoy spending time with beats good looks, makeup and vanity any day
yeah, and in my opinion women are much more shallow in terms of choosing the partner (looks or money), while guys just want some peace
It's laughable when women claim they need to be mentally stimulated in order to be attracted to someone. Most TV shows and music is marketed towards women precisely because they do not need to be mentally stimulated in order to consume it.
Companies know that fancy packaging is all that is required in order to appeal to them.
I mean, how exactly are those females being intellectually stimulated while they are screaming at Harry Styles singing his generic, unoriginal pop?
Craig Ferguson was an underrated talk show host.
Not really. Most people who know him say he's the best.
He's the best and so much better than the prick who took over from him
@@johnbrowne2170 exactly... he wasn't underrated for anyone that ever watched his show...
@@johnbrowne2170he just needed more exposure so people would watch!!
Jeff was underrated 😂
As if Henry Cavill doesn't exist to prove that "Mentally Stimulated" is complete BS 😂
if Henry Cavill started talking like Andrew tate, less women would be attracted to him, don't you think?
He’s pretty even for us Hetero guys.
They want him to build their PC.
Counterpoint, Pete Davidson.
trueee lol@@ThePoopsmith-12345
I miss the Craig Ferguson show, one of the best US late night shows we got here in Australia.
To be fair, it’s one of the best US late night shows we got here in the US!
Remember that grandmothers are successfully mated and then raised another generation to be successfully mated and then a third generation was born. Recognize success.
Can't deny that logic !
When you take into account how many bаstards are running around, you cant really take being "successfully mated" as any measure of success.
*Granny respect*
Uhh
Remember that cultures shift over generations, so what worked for your grandparents in the 70s/80s not only might not work now, but could even be illegal today...
Not even Craig could’ve predicted that curveball at the end!!😳🙄🤦♂️🤷♂️🤣😂🤣💯
Grandma kept it simple for her...but Miranda only needed to walk into a room and jaws dropped and men went crazy. That does help.
This wasnt about getting someone to fuck but about keeping them around all your life. Thank me later.
That’s all superficial. Has nothing to do with sustaining a relationship
She is fucking top .01%, unreal.
No you'd still need all this. Because it's not how you look but rather how much effort your SO has put in for you, at least that's what does it for me
@@spenser6353If you happened to be blind.
She means financially stimulated 😂
Triggers mental thoughts of endless shopping. It fits.
LMAO, HER HUSBAND IS WORTH 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS 😂😂
Not necessarily money can keep a women , but doesn't necessarily mean she will love you .
@@kodokumusic7602what kind of woman? Top notch pussies will either look at you if you’re not popular, rich or powerful or the 3 things together. Average people for average people
@kodokumusic7602 Only women, children and pets are loved unconditionally.
Miranda Kerr. Australian supermodel.🇦🇺
thanks champ
You're the real MVP
Adorable laugh, charming humor, brightest reply! 🎉😊
😍🤩😍🤩
Yeah I'm visual 😂
@@jaimefontbona1907 Yes she has it all. 🇦🇺☺️
Craig Ferguson is like 007.
For those who want to know her name is Miranda Kerr.
I was questioning if it was cos I had a massive crush on her back in the day…. And now I do again 😭😊
You are necessary for this society
@@manoharram7619 🤣
Heroes. Capes. Etc.
@@ryano1076 not all them wear capes tho
😜
Mentally stimulated means good job, financially stable,funny,good character etc
but mainly the money.
Nothing wrong with that 😂
@@Sona77. exactly,but she have to be beautiful,caring, understanding etc 😂
Not necessarily.
Yeah but no.
All of that denies the existence of women attracted to bad bois.
Which is a lot of them.
If bad bois were more common then more women would be with them.
But stable and good character seldom fits such individuals in boyhood, let alone by the time they become men.
Confident and assertive behavior found in this kind of man attracts them.
I've seen guys I have known fake it many times when they go out to nightclubs - sometimes on purpose, sometimes just because drinking actually brings that out in them.
The better they fake it, the more attention they get from women.
(just don't seem over confident when obviously drunk 😂 - very much the opposite result will be achieved)
Even with the funny part you mentioned - the ability to make people laugh easily often comes with no small degree of confident bhevaior, even if it is just a practised projection.
It has the double whammy effect of people feeling good from the jokes making them laugh, and the confidence of a good delivery along with it.
As for financially stable - that can literally just mean that you have a job and haven't been fired recently (or preferably at all).
Also demonstrating that you are stable in other ways like being able to take care of a pet is a big plus - you are more likely to attract the attention of women walking your dog at a park then getting buff at the gym.
That means she does not make any mental efforts if her man is well situated dressed good and looking good = poor these guys than they don't stood any chance in front of these women 🤣. That gives hope for all other men 99%🤔🙃😄🙂
Her laugh is so sweet!
who is she
@@XaliberDeathlockMiranda Kerr, Victoria secret super model. Easily one of the most beautiful adult/known women on earth
@@user-dk9uc3tt5i just found out she's 40 and she still has that youthful look
"I happen to have some historical trivia cards in my pocket here..."
*swoons*
"No, women need to be mentally stimulated"
Meanwhile, women: *salivating over Chris Evan's and Chris Hemsworth's muscles*
Bro I'm a guy and I'd do the same if I swung that way cuz goddamn they're jacked
😂you mean facial muscle and bones. Even girls on tiktoks say that all the shirtless pics are for men and that face is for women🤦♂️. Women like what she can give to her kid, muscles built in gym aren't given to kid
Yeah, I’m a gay woman, so sorta different I guess? But I’m very visually stimulated.
@@KayKayBayForever it's normal. All humans even other animals are visually stimulated. Women read romantic stuff a lot and the ML is always over 6 feet handsome, beautiful eyes and all. I recently read things that were meant for lesbians, even there one girl was tall fit broad shoulders narrow hips beautiful and sometimes even had deep voice 😅.
Biologically these features show genetic fitness which means you'll have healthy kids. That's what all humans want, even if you say that women aren't visual, she'll have to choose a visually attractive men coz if she doesn't her daughter will not be visually attractive 🤷♂️. She don't want to end her bloodline, come on guys
@@pushapraj2819 I mean, I’m into cute, plump, busty women, so that broad shouldered, deep voiced thing wouldn’t be for me. But it does seem to be pretty normal for both men and women to be visually stimulated. Not quite sure why people keep saying men are the only ones.
"Women need to be mentally stimulated."
Me: Would you like to solve a sudoku?
Best comment
Except they don't.
They need someone to just unload to and nod at them as if they are the only person of consequence.
My mother did this when I was still giving her the time of day, and my nan still does it if I give her enough time to start unloading.
They want you to find THEM mentally stimulating is the thing.
They could care less what men have to say when all is said and done.
When they say "I wish he would share what he is feeling" it is a prime example of people thinking that they want something, when in reality they want nothing of the sort.
Men learn to love the woman they’re attracted to; women learn to be attracted to the man they love.
Might have been truer for past generations but hasnt been relevant for a long time. Go to any club and you'll see a lot of women want for visual stimulation as much as any guy.
@@anon4854That’s because those are young immature women. Same thing as teenage boys only caring about how hot a girl is but we eventually grow out of it.
@@YaBoiDREX There's plenty of women in their late 20's and early 30's in clubs. At what point do we consider them women enough that their values are representative?
@@anon4854 There are but percentage wise, those late 20s and early 30s women are a minority in the club scene, which is dominated by the early twenties crowd. Take it from a guy in his early twenties and also in college. I’ve definitely seen a lot of whores but also I understand that this is the part of my life that I’m in.
@@YaBoiDREX Girls in their late 20's are not a minority. Maybe you should get out more lmao
Make-up? No. Basic routine hygiene. Domestic discipline. Affectionate.
Even today my "girl" will put on just a touch of "war paint" and something frilly and it still does the trick! Real women, WOW!
The war paint doesn't often enhance the visual for me but it does tend to lend confidence to the wearer and confidence is pretty much universally attractive. Plus it's a visual demonstration that they put at least a little effort in. Thus demonstrating the visual for men is also mental. Likewise women are also visually stimulated. It is the priority given to each which is the difference in general terms.
If my mrs is going through a rough patch I remind her not to disrespect me by mistreating my property and suggest she puts some effort into caring for herself. She knows my humour and it reminds her she is cared for and her well being is important with a bit of levity.
For any upset feminists, she makes good sammiches too.
@@MadHeadzOz Very true. What I was trying to get across,because she puts forth a little effort and it is appreciated that makes her feel better about her self and appreciated. The little things that are just between us. Yeah, even a little smack on the rump once an awhile. Or using me to warm her ice cold feet and me not saying a word about it.
Its not for you its for your friend😱😱lol
I prefer my wife straight out of the shower with nothing on
@@saber5585 Or stealing your covers, thought it was so funny when me and my ex-wife got together how she take all the covers. I got smart having several single comforts from past places I lived in before we had got together in a trunk next to my side. I let her take the covers and than snuggle right up against her while pulling one of the smaller ones out to keep my rear from freezing...lol
Umm… she’s adorable. Craig had most of them falling for his charm and humour.
No, modern women need to be FINANCIALLY stimulated.
ya know, thats not even true really. It is if the guy just wants sex and the girl just wants money. But if a guy wants the girl to truly give herself to him, it requires more than just money. It still requires a stable amount of money though.
There will always be gold diggers sure, but if you cant hold a steady job or keep your financials together you will not be able to keep a wife.
True dat!!I 😁👍
Truth. The mental goes right over their heads.
Only for the first date or two. And anyone can fake having money for two dates.
guy; walks in with 18 inch biceps and a 6 pack...
girl; Im mentally stimulated.
Dude got lost for a moment... He was reviewing his whole behivor with wife. 🤣
Women needs to be mentally stimulated.
Understood
Gifts her Linear Algebra: Theory and Applications by Kenneth Kuttler.
What did we learn today? Always listen to your grandma.
There is wisdom with age and there is a reason the older generation has stayed married longer than the younger ones. They actually would try to work things out instead of just giving up and moving on.
This video is crazy, 41 minutes of just this is insane
Well considering I’ve seen good girls date douche bags because they’re attractive, I’m gonna say everyone has their own version of attraction 😂
I love that giggle at the end. She knew what she did.
What did she do other than make a cheeky, nonsense comment?
Which is what?
You just have to be better than other men within her range.
Most accurate comment I've read on youtube
She had a great grandma
That giggle❤
The simping...
Mentally... STIMULATED
..... as in ...
Charmed, humoured, romanced, and *WOOOOED*
LMAO!! I first read that as WOODED. 😆
@@nodangles6983lol, me too
Very true, and you have to make sure you never say or do the wrong thing in her dreams, or you will be in the dog house all week.
So never fail in any from of existance got it.
Men Fall In Love With Their Eyes, Women Fall In Love With Their Ears! Men with what they see, Women with what they hear!
Such a lovely, gorgeous smile !
(And she's nice too !) 🍀🎸🍀
I swear every female guest on Craig's show had some irresistible attraction to him. The sexual tension is PALPABLE!
He was very good at what he did, but it's just a format, not reality. It's fun and playful, but it's basically just a form of extempore theatre. The female guests know that and play along. Most are in relationships anyway.
She didn't keep her husband though did she?
Who is she?
She divorced Orlando Bloom and went for the money and married the founder of Snapchat instead. They just had another baby, but make no mistake, she married the money 😅
Miranda Kerr the Australian Model of Victorias Secret fame..she was married to Orlando Bloom until she woke up to the fact, he is a wanker.
@@chrisfofficialMENTALLY STIMULATED MY ASS
@@chrisfofficialWow, not surprised.🙄
Mentally stimulation? Yeah right! That's a good one!!
"Women need to be mentally stimulated."
*Sees an 6ft, unemployed, older man with face tattoos and a felony record*
"Consider my mind stimulated!"
Here me with a mediocre height of 175cm, with a decent job, most of the time in formals : what's the point of living?...😢
"Im gonna fix him! ... nevermind the fixing, he can fix me!"
Haha who would see a felony record and think, hell yeah sign me up!
It's the free spirited, edgy side of that description they like. It's adventurous. Throw some kids, emotional intelligence and loyalty in there and it's a done deal....
And you wonder why women won't touch you.
Also women: “he’s 6 ft omg he’s so hot”
“He’s lightskin omg so hot”
Ya but it’s the guys personality that makes them want to keep you
@@RotmgFishyymore like a guy who makes 6 figures
Bruh I am 6'3, no girl give damn about me or my height
A 6 foot muscular white guy definitely has a better chance than a 5'3 fat Asian guy. But the 5'3 fat Asian guy STILL has a better chance at getting a gf than a chick who looks like Miss Piggy does at getting a bf.
@@CAR-b6o that's because you're autistic
“Here’s a crossword, (if/when you want to talk to me, go ahead) “
She ain’t wrong that helps a ton
who is she?
Women need to be emotionally stimulated.
Men, remember that emotions are fleeting. Protect yourself at all times.
Rich guy opens his wallet.
Women: i am mentally stimulated
Unless you are Bobby Kotick and they google you and first picture of your face is you with devil horns.
Especially Miranda Kerr
Yeah! Females these days just won't put out like they're supposed to, ugh
Ya got that right !!
Yeah because basically having money psychologically tells a woman that "this man is stable enough to protect me"
The "hihihihi" at last was nice 😂
"I see. Would you like to learn about Java?"
It’s very very rare when Craig is speechless. Lol. That woman outplayed him there. Lol.
She’s adorable
Who is she
Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret
My wife is 72 and still puts on a lace thong for me😂
By the time you're 72 you should be able to put on your own lace thong. 😂
Thanks for that mental image...
@@timoz9960yo that is hilarious ❕❕❕🤣🤣
Oh my god, that is some savage vivid image sent right to my head..
I'm Dead and gone already...😂😂😂
"Would you like me to **** your brains out?" 😅
Girl: "I am looking for something hot"
Me: "You wanna review my code?"
He's the BEST since Johnny Carson show
What was so good about Johnny he wasn't even funny?
@@EikottXDthis is a horrible comment he was hilarious. GOAT 🐐
@@williambrand5624 Nope. Craig was, and is still the best late night TV host, ever. None of the others are even close to being his equal.
@@EikottXD Carson felt authentic. All the late night hosts nowadays feel like machines. Conan was the last to leave. Everything now is garb.
The thing about mental stimulation is that its very hard to keep someone’s mental image about you the same, its all subtractive. In alot of cases your never going to be as attractive to a woman as when you first meet them and its all down hill from there. Maintaining the mystery and the idea of you is the corner stone of *rizz*
High IQ post.
Yea you basically got to keep your mouth shut when you're with a woman. Obviously you don't want to be awkward and silent either. But basically avoid talking about yourself or only say good things about yourself so the woman doesn't get turned off.
@@professional.commentatortf kinda women are you dating lmao
@@professional.commentatorso true, so sad
dudes you meet the right sheila she only gets more warm for your form over time. After 23 years I need to beat mine off with me a stick. Womans going to bang me into an early grave.
She is just insanely beautiful!
Indeed! Who is she?
Miranda Kerr
Orlando Bloom was married to her 😳
@@ZmannR2 Wow.
1. Above his pay grade.
2. What did he do to become ex?
@@MeTuLHeD u sure bro lol, women prob had the same thought on miranda kerr
Can’t believe I never watched him while he was on TV and can’t believe he didn’t end up in an earlier late night slot when they became available. He’s so much better than the current late night line up.
that ‘would you like’ was already a stimulant
It's almost always visual at first. Then you change your perspective later on lol.
No I think you're right.
He had to fight to keep the intrusive thoughts in 😂
Best show on TV ever
Even Craig wouldn't agree to that...
He was the perfect late night host
Hes coming back
Miranda is a goddess
Amen she has no equal ❤
Dude…just stop
they think it will help them get laid.
She is beautiful.
Last name
Craig... chica❤
Check the way she looks at him after she says that women have to be mentally stimulated. It's the 'did you fall for this one? Oh yeah, you did!' look.
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i didnt see that but she comes across as a narc. that audacity she has to say "nah were less visual than men, were sophiscated creatures" a load of shit. they are same as men but they just have more assets going for them, so they have more leverage to say whatever they want and control guys as neccesary. we need to stop taking what attractive people say as some holy scripture. they know they are attractive so they can say whatever to push the narrative or their agenda. it's just that simple. imo.
I think that what it comes down to is that we need to just talk to each other to find out together if our needs are compatible. I am friends with people that I wouldn’t succeed in a relationship with because we simply have needs that are mutually exclusive.