16:41 "The good children will get lots of gifts. And so it turns out will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness largely based on parental income."
Love the little girl in the green shirt who explains how turkey and chicken are two separate birds with such patience as if she's talking to a dummy yet she's supressing a laugh also.
The awestruck stare of dumb wonder she does kills me. When she's interviewing the lady about angels, the way Philomena blurts out "Vanilla." is really cute.
He goes through so many stages of thoughts. - what the hell did she just say - wait a minute actually she isnt that wrong - keep a straight face - how the hell do I answer to that - hmm yeah it looks like jizz actually, why have I never thought of that before - shit I forgot what the question was
The moment she asks the worlds just... most enlightenend question, and the extremely stern faced woman across from her, glowering at the camera is then revealed to be the woman who is the minister to the Queen.
10:49 "...What was clever, is that these songs have got absolutely no xmas in them whatsoever. Probably because if Simon Cowell touches anything to do with Christ, he catches fire"
Happy New Year from the USA, what's left of it. Just wanted to say that I haven't laughed so much at anything in a long time. You Tube keeps luring me to watch Philomena Cunk, probably because I watch a lot of British comedy. But this Christmas episode is the first one I've seen. It's brilliant! An extra happy new year to Diane Morgan.
then Joke about Joseph being ok with God having Jesus on weekend paying off a solid 3 min later with Jesus still spends Sundays at his Dad's house. is truly artistic brilliance
I think it was mistletoe that the druids brought into their homes during winter solstice. Mistletoe turns golden after it is cut and was also a powerful ( even deadly) drug.
"....No one was in, _as usual"_ 🙄 7:00 Lol 🤣🤣 I love the slightly exasperated tone: Like 'There is no God!' is about equal to 'The bus home was over 8 minutes late!' (I should've expected this, but I'm still disappointed)
0:45 OMG “I’m going on a journey-right UP Christmas…” Hahaha 2:40 ‘solstice’ 4:03 ‘scooby-doo’ hahaha 5:10 ‘must’ve been Hell for Mary to have to push out’🤣
John Cleese and the Monty Python team, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and now Diane Morgan! I guess this helps make up for the excessive vandalism of the White House by the British on August 24, 1814. 😉
too bad the canon doesn't know why there are three wise men, but i can tell Philomena: it's because 3 is a special number in Ireland - in Newgrange - and the Romans borrowed it from them! [father Sun + mother Moon = baby Earth]
Blesphomy made up by the church selfe: Maryam was virgin, that means single and not married. There is no Joseph in her life (but a joke of the church) but Zekeriyya (husband of Maryams aunt) who protected Maryam during those hard days not be stoned to death. Imagine in those times: a virgin got pregnant but how? Lots of gossip where spread back than
REV EASTER IS THE CHAPLAIN TO THE QUEEN AND THOSE ARE THE ANSWERS SHE GIVES? First year seminary students could give better answers! No me tion of the i carnation of Christ being necessary for him to be able to save us frok our sins, nothing about how the angles werent actuslly there at the birth of christ, they just announced it to the shepherds who then went to the manger, nothing about how the magi didnt visit mary until years after Christ's birth, heaven help the british is THAT is the queen's chaplain!
16:41 "The good children will get lots of gifts. And so it turns out will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness largely based on parental income."
Love the way she pokes the 'hypocrisy' bear.
🤣
"Father Christmas....street name Santa Claus"
My mandatory Christmas viewing every year
Love the little girl in the green shirt who explains how turkey and chicken are two separate birds with such patience as if she's talking to a dummy yet she's supressing a laugh also.
I thought Philemena would say "You're fu£king kidding me"
Diane Morgan is a comedy genius. God bless her soul. I'm literally in tears from laughing
Who is that
Reminds me of this, "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny."
"How did they know they were halfway through time" lol
So funny when she deliberately kicks the table to make it sound 11:32 😂
The awestruck stare of dumb wonder she does kills me.
When she's interviewing the lady about angels, the way Philomena blurts out "Vanilla." is really cute.
" Mary had to give birth on the floor, like a crack addict." 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahhahahaahah!
“Had to give birth on the floor like a crack addict “
I genuinely choked on my coffee
"They all say that,dont they?😂😂😂😂😂"...... Hilarious 🎉❤😮15:45
The bread sauce bit, the look on the guy's face. 23:16 onward
He goes through so many stages of thoughts.
- what the hell did she just say
- wait a minute actually she isnt that wrong
- keep a straight face
- how the hell do I answer to that
- hmm yeah it looks like jizz actually, why have I never thought of that before
- shit I forgot what the question was
Diane Morgan is fearless, fierce and ferociously funny.
I Love her, she needs to win an AWARD, God bless you Philomena!!!
She did get an award.
I love this sense of humour so much! I’m crying laughing every time I see it!
The chaplain to the Queen was actually trolling Cunk back 😂😂
The moment she asks the worlds just... most enlightenend question, and the extremely stern faced woman across from her, glowering at the camera is then revealed to be the woman who is the minister to the Queen.
I never know where she's going. I like that.
"Merry Christmas... and a very New Year" is my new go-to Christmas greeting ❤
Omg the segment with the kids made my sides hurt 😂😂😂
It really is the most wonderful time of the year
15:36 That smug grin for just a split second 😂
Christmas 2024 and I'm realising just how clever this show is. Some catching up to do!
23:40 Watch this religiously every year just to see Jay Rayner’s facial reaction !
The foodie dude - he's never having bread sauce again! 😂
10:49 "...What was clever, is that these songs have got absolutely no xmas in them whatsoever. Probably because if Simon Cowell touches anything to do with Christ, he catches fire"
The patience these subject matter experts have for her lmao 😂
"The most heavily decorated piece of wood to be in Buckingham Palace...until the day Roger Moore was knighted." 😅
Happy New Year from the USA, what's left of it. Just wanted to say that I haven't laughed so much at anything in a long time. You Tube keeps luring me to watch Philomena Cunk, probably because I watch a lot of British comedy. But this Christmas episode is the first one I've seen. It's brilliant! An extra happy new year to Diane Morgan.
Looks like Professor Hutton is the only one having fun in these interviews 🤣
People watching this in 2024
2025 🙃
Thanks to tik tok l had to come find this on youtube
'I think he just shoplifts.'
'Okay' *starts planning shoplifting campaigns*
If i ever have children, this will be the christmas program
Diane, come to America please!!😊 And Merry Christmas!
get your own you have enough so called comedians…oh thats right you don’t get irony so you have no one to do the job.
Hilarious! I love it! What a good thing to watch on Xmas day like we did! Thanks for this.
Merry Christmas, Diane Morgan! You red-headed goddess.
Philomena makes me want to hug Experts and console them, free them from their pain : )
then Joke about Joseph being ok with God having Jesus on weekend paying off a solid 3 min later with Jesus still spends Sundays at his Dad's house. is truly artistic brilliance
I love Ronald Hutton and his ability to respond to comedy with a straight face!!!
Tears😂. Diane is a Genius
I think it was mistletoe that the druids brought into their homes during winter solstice. Mistletoe turns golden after it is cut and was also a powerful ( even deadly) drug.
I'd love to see the outakes with the experts. Bet many takes were recorded before they all (including crew) stopped laughing! 😂
So now each Christmas it's gonna be "It's a Wonderful Life", "Christmas Story" and this.
excellent write up and narration1👌👌
at 02:43 was just amazing ..
"....No one was in, _as usual"_ 🙄 7:00 Lol 🤣🤣
I love the slightly exasperated tone: Like 'There is no God!' is about equal to 'The bus home was over 8 minutes late!' (I should've expected this, but I'm still disappointed)
I had no idea that Ron Hutton had this much of a sense of humour!
Merry Christmas and a very new year 🎉
0:45 OMG “I’m going on a journey-right UP Christmas…” Hahaha 2:40 ‘solstice’ 4:03 ‘scooby-doo’ hahaha 5:10 ‘must’ve been Hell for Mary to have to push out’🤣
15:37 sshe starts to break right before the cut.
Good catch!
"warming yourself on an open fire"
"Shiiit!"
OMG I laughed my ass off at the whole Die Hard bit! X-D
Take A Moment 17:32
Relax and Enjoy Genius 17:54 😮 18:01 😂
18:07 😂 18:14
❤❤ 18:25
Thanks Miss Cunk. 18:53 🎉
2023 merry Xmas. No god's required 19:25
You are so funny to watch.
Please, we need subtitles
“How many three wise men were there?”
15 three wise man 😂
How do they make chickens into turkey 😂❤
Now I'm feeding less happy about him coming down my chimney too
..’Oz1 layer”😂
Looooooove it
John Cleese and the Monty Python team, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and now Diane Morgan! I guess this helps make up for the excessive vandalism of the White House by the British on August 24, 1814. 😉
Winter soultits
Just found out about this today. Thanks TikTok
ghost jizz.......Sooooo funny.....
yes baileys!!!!!
Synonononomous.
does anyone know the name of the background music that was playing at the start?
''The internet."
Anazon stores have tills.
15:30 She killed me.
hilarious!
What did Philomena exactly say between 16.15 and 16.19? Could anyone help?
“It’s all coming out, isn’t it? Cos I didn’t know he used to hang about with prostitutes.”
“It’s all coming out, isn’t it? You know, ‘cos like I didn’t know that he used to hang out with prostitutes or get into fights.”
It's all coming out, isn't it.
She forgot the CREDIT CARD DEBT after Christmas 🤔🤗🤷♀️
Leave it to the Brits to come up with “bread sauce.”
As a Brit, all I can say is 'don't knock it until you've tried it'!
In the 1970s there was a new type of singing-Shouting. Perhaps to keep Jimmy Saville away 🤣😅👀
So cute
Hilarious
Some good one liners but it quickly becomes old.
So jesus wasn't born in Dunstable?
The wood industry
Beyonce 😂😂😂
Bailey’s
too bad the canon doesn't know why there are three wise men, but i can tell Philomena: it's because 3 is a special number in Ireland - in Newgrange - and the Romans borrowed it from them! [father Sun + mother Moon = baby Earth]
Ho ho ho
Blesphomy made up by the church selfe: Maryam was virgin, that means single and not married. There is no Joseph in her life (but a joke of the church) but Zekeriyya (husband of Maryams aunt) who protected Maryam during those hard days not be stoned to death. Imagine in those times: a virgin got pregnant but how? Lots of gossip where spread back than
2036
REV EASTER IS THE CHAPLAIN TO THE QUEEN AND THOSE ARE THE ANSWERS SHE GIVES? First year seminary students could give better answers! No me tion of the i carnation of Christ being necessary for him to be able to save us frok our sins, nothing about how the angles werent actuslly there at the birth of christ, they just announced it to the shepherds who then went to the manger, nothing about how the magi didnt visit mary until years after Christ's birth, heaven help the british is THAT is the queen's chaplain!
It's ok but a bit 3rd rate compared to Chris Morris and Ali G
Ive got tears running down my Cheeks, this one is the best
"it just looks like....................................jiz", ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahh!