I’ve missed you guys so here’s a treat. My complete Keep Your Distance set from 4/16/21. Only available until Monday then it goes to my Patreon forever so I hope you don’t miss it.
This man did two whole skits and played all of the characters. I was fully engaged, even became emotionally attached to the characters. CP is great man.
Cp is a true comedian. If something doesn’t work he always has a joke in the chamber that’ll hit. He makes you really see what he’s describing. Sending positive vibes to you and your family ❤️🥂
@96NickBeats Billy seems to ride some jokes in the roasts but his standup is ok imo. I think Brent could do standup too but Kraig Smiiith idk he has great jokes but can he do a set? Whatcha think?
CP is so creative with his jokes that even other comedians second guess themselves like how does his mind get there?? He’s too fast sometimes it’s scary good.. love how every time he is on something, whether it’s ZWTH or the SquaddCast for example, he drops some great gems.. my favorite young comic that hasn’t blown all the way up, yet.. but it’s coming for sure
This is the comedy that makes me laugh. I feel like the audience was a bit bland, this set was actually really good. I would love to see a longer set from CP.
He’s gonna be special it’s crazy more people don’t know about him yet. But you can tell he’s a natural he’s just raw he’d be funny talking bout anything lmao. I hope the best for him and his career
For some reason CP remind me of Bernie Mac his last two jokes....the joke about the spreading your cheeks and the joke about crackheads remind me and the great Bernie Mac great show CP!!
I know CP through All Def. I like him. Not my favorite, but I like him. Seeing this makes me want to converse with him for an hour. Good set, man. I think you have a very interesting mind. Salute!
Everyone can talk about which joke was their favorite down the comments but the best/ most telling part of this set was the ending.. “hey man i dont have a closer, i just want to have fun” That spoke so much to his character, passion, humility, and vulnerability. Cause towards the end i was wondering what he would close on.. and him saying that just made it all click.. good shit bro. Your future is evident. Just stay consistent. Force yourself to. And you will be a house hold name.
Funniest thing Yh I’ve been thinking about that “crackheads don’t share crack” joke for days and today like magic I rewatch the show and it just threw me again 😂😭😭😭 CP BEEN one of the best main 🔥🔥🔥
Glad the pandemic led my TH-cam suggestions to you through ZWTH feels like I have a virtual big bro super proud and just happy to see you blossom through these tough times big congratulations on the new show hope your transition to the East coast is comfy and welcoming and condolences to you and the family💪🏾🙏🏾🕊🎉👁👁
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CP ONE OF THE COLDEST OUT! NO CAP!!
Living Legend!!!
Is he making any stops on your tour?? A NY or Chi date please 🙏🏽
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So out of the box and creative. No one else could do a set like his!!!
INDEED
This man did two whole skits and played all of the characters. I was fully engaged, even became emotionally attached to the characters. CP is great man.
U broke it down ✊🏾 He killed it. Vet in the Game!
“Can you go get my grandma? She not in there ?wow “I started cracking up
Facts. The set was already great but that was the icing on the cake lol
I DIED !!
“Y’all scared? Wanna pray real quick?” 😂😂😂
🏃🏿♂️ They ain’t bullshittin baby, y’all better be prayed up 🏃🏿♂️😂😂🔥
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one got me 🤣
CP was already a dope comedian, but this level of standup is incredible!
I would actually pay money to watch CP in an hour Special. He is so underrated!
Yes, would be well worth the money
"Crackheads not even homeless. They just always at work" 😭😭😭
😂😂😅 hilarious
Can you imagine dying from Covid and having to quarantine when you get to heaven?
😂💀
Even worse dying and finding out there isnt one 😯😯
The Way CP Mind Works Amazes Me. Like Who Thinks Like This!! Halirious 🤣 3 Day Long Line In Heaven OMG
The very first time I saw him do comedy was back in 2011 and I thought the same thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like who thinks of this stuff?
That getting into heaven bit is gold. #CPeeps
Cp is a true comedian. If something doesn’t work he always has a joke in the chamber that’ll hit. He makes you really see what he’s describing. Sending positive vibes to you and your family ❤️🥂
"I can stay by my grandma if it's a housing thing..." 🤣🤣😂😂
And then she ain’t there lmao
“Take these hands and some heart” 😭😭
I rewatched the line in Heaven part so many times 😂😂😂 it’s so incredible how genius CP is!!
Facts
Second
i did not know CP could do standup like this. I mean I know he can roast and make funny banter, but THIS.
Gotta watch his other sets
Facts
He’s the coldest comedian at ADD to me. Him and Billy Sorrels.
@96NickBeats Billy seems to ride some jokes in the roasts but his standup is ok imo. I think Brent could do standup too but Kraig Smiiith idk he has great jokes but can he do a set? Whatcha think?
Can y’all jus get my grandma....she not even in there wow....😂😂😂
"In the back of the Bible by the map" 😂😂😂😂😂
that was for kev
I always envision Kev running around and stomping like Spice Adams whenever I hear his laughs in the background
CP is so creative with his jokes that even other comedians second guess themselves like how does his mind get there?? He’s too fast sometimes it’s scary good.. love how every time he is on something, whether it’s ZWTH or the SquaddCast for example, he drops some great gems.. my favorite young comic that hasn’t blown all the way up, yet.. but it’s coming for sure
That Heaven bit was the freshest take on being at the gates I've ever heard
"Bleeesssed man, I'm blessed"😂
😂😂😂I be saying it like that now
Man that Jurassic Park threw me 🤣🤣🤣
Preacher lawson in the buildingggg
Bruh... Do you know how funny that is??? 😂😂😂
Now I can’t get the damn melody out my head …& that damn walk CP impersonated 🤣🤣
I am literally SCREAMING right now 😂😂😂😂😂. It was him humming the lil melody for me. Lol
I knew you would relate lmaooo
When his Grandma wasn’t in there I LOST IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣😅
CP.... It's your time brah. Keep going hard! This set fire not to mention it's...."I'm a pound" for life!!
When grandma didn't make it, it's a wrap. Lol. Lol .my grandma better be at the gates for me 😆
Hes a genius for setting up his jokes and the timing is perfect I knew be was a beast when I first saw him on add roast sessions
Can y’all go get my grandma please?
“She’s not in there? Wow” 😂😂😂
Grandma not getting into heaven is crazy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We watching this man grow into a whole legend. ✌🏾✌🏾
When he said "What if it becomes my business?" crying laughing
CP MURDERED THIS SHOW 🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the heaven joke is the best 😂 “Can y’all just go get my grandma please?!?”
Go get my grandma......she not in there!! 👀💀🤣
Yo CP this was funny af bro. You deserve to be in a lot of more writing rooms.
I done rededicated my life to Christ with that heaven joke🤣
I can’t risk it at this point🤷🏾♂️😭
CP!! This was hilarious 🤣 They always talking about how his mind works 🤯 and it’s so true! Genius!
Cp funny as hell bro!!! Naturally funny and it never seems forced!! Salute bro ✊🏿✊🏿
They're fn laugh when they got called out like no I would not 🤣🤣☁️☁️
CP has always been hilarious. Thank you for dropping this for free
I have never seen CP do standup. I’m so glad I clicked play!!😂😂😂
No matter how many times I've seen this it's just as hilarious as the first. CP is a comedic mastermind.
I've watched this shit like 5 times already this shit still funny.
I always come back to this set and crack tf up EVERY time lolololol
This set was straight BBQ 🔥
My leg literally went to a noodle from how hard I was laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is the comedy that makes me laugh. I feel like the audience was a bit bland, this set was actually really good. I would love to see a longer set from CP.
It’s just because they’re so spaced out. It’s only like 10 ppl there
CP is fkn hilarious. Vivid imagery and off the wall humor Dude needs an animated series or something.
This whole set was hilarious !!!!
All these could be hilarious sketches too. CP paint the picture so cold haha
idk when i started crying but this set got me in tears!
He’s gonna be special it’s crazy more people don’t know about him yet. But you can tell he’s a natural he’s just raw he’d be funny talking bout anything lmao. I hope the best for him and his career
I swear I don’t even know which joke was the funniest 😂 😂😂
CP is brilliantly, twistedly, funny AF! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm crying this is halarious
“My phone de-everything dead on meee” 💀💀
For some reason CP remind me of Bernie Mac his last two jokes....the joke about the spreading your cheeks and the joke about crackheads remind me and the great Bernie Mac great show CP!!
definitely !! at some angles he even looks like him
I was thinking more Robin Harris. He even has cadence like Rob when he talks.
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Kevin laughing like nope, I don't know him.
Bro they had to let the stage cool off when you left because you set fire to it.
Top 10 performances. I'ma be watchin this 30 years from now. Laughin my a** off
I knew this was going to be jaw hurting funny... And it was... Ima watch it again
CP your writing shines through this set stupid funny
ALWAYS worth it , he is a different kind of funny , he stuuuupid funny . Very original and comfortable in his craft
Literally my 3rd time watching this since posted … CLASSIC SET! hilarious EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂😂
Hilarious! Storytelling is A1
i love the ability for him to go on a tangent and then bring it right back and it all still makes sense .... he definitely putting on for the city.
I love this set. I keep re-watching it.
Pure effortless comedy. Great job CP. Had me ctfu the entire set
I deadass watch CP's set on repeat. He be having me dead af 🤣🤣🤣😫😫
The whole set content was awesome
CP and his storytelling skills are next level‼️😂😭🤣 I'm so glad I finally got to see him live in Detroit during Afro Nation in August 2023.🔥🎤
The ass smelling bit is genuinely one of the best jokes i've ever heard 🤣 creative af i rewinded the end 100 times 🤣🤣
What is wrong with him??! A life & death scenario that hinges on whether or not you washed yo azz? Who thinks like this??! I was hollering!! 😂😂😂😩😩😩💀.
This was a Classic set. CP needs an 1 hour special. Top 5 funniest Comdians out.
This is a skit, but i literally felt the fear of not going to heaven LOL double LOL!
Yessssssss he knocked that out!!! Ima Pound!! I love CP, hair is lookn goodt!
"Ha doooo kin"!!! 😂😂😂😂
The we all going to hell, ass check was fucking hilarious. With tears in my eyes I replayed that shit a good dozen times
Both of CP’s KYD sets were 🔥🔥🔥 His hair is so cute!
Detroit in the building!!!! 🙌🏽 CP is hilarious! Can't wait to see him live.
He said stay prayed up they ain’t playing around here !! Lmbooo CP so funny. I hope he really make it tho aha.
“Is God here by any chance??👀” Too funny!!!🤣🤣
That part took me out 🤣🤣
I know CP through All Def. I like him. Not my favorite, but I like him. Seeing this makes me want to converse with him for an hour. Good set, man. I think you have a very interesting mind. Salute!
You got to be in my top three young Comedians. I knew he was going to hit from the very first time I see him perform keep it up young a man
Entire set had me rollinnnn'
“Who gonged this n*gga?” “Like where TF is our Hadoukens at??” CP is just one of those naturally hilarious people😂😂😂
When he started talking about going to heaven.....I LOST IT FRFR..😂😂😂
313 DETROIT
@BeenFrank #beenfrank saginaw.....
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The part with big booty Nancy, Archangel Gabriel, and the paperwork had me in TEARS 😂😂😂 #CPTheLegend
“I don’t know if my paperwork 📝 , is here?” Lmao! CP is hilarious! 😂😂😂
My 3rd time watching this set!! Pure Gold if I watch a set more than once 😂😂😂
Can you imagine throwing hands with the opps and you hear, "DIE 1000 DEATHS!"
You killed it CP, this set is fire haha
Call the damn fire department! Damn CP! You came thru with two flame throwers👏🏽👏🏽
Everyone can talk about which joke was their favorite down the comments but the best/ most telling part of this set was the ending..
“hey man i dont have a closer, i just want to have fun”
That spoke so much to his character, passion, humility, and vulnerability. Cause towards the end i was wondering what he would close on.. and him saying that just made it all click.. good shit bro. Your future is evident. Just stay consistent. Force yourself to. And you will be a house hold name.
I gotta go to work tomorrow I ain’t gone get this Jurassic Park out my head 💀💀😂😂😂😂 I gotta go to bed 😂😂😂😂
"HE KILLED IT , ESPECIALLY THE CRACKHEAD BIT, WHATCU DOING ?
Stealing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CP killt that set!
CP doing the Jurassic Park song lives in my head rent free.
DUNNAA NUHH NUHH NAAHH
DUNNNAA NUHH NUHH NAAHH
no closure needed bro you rocked that!!! keep doing ya thing man salute.
Funniest thing Yh I’ve been thinking about that “crackheads don’t share crack” joke for days and today like magic I rewatch the show and it just threw me again 😂😭😭😭 CP BEEN one of the best main 🔥🔥🔥
Glad the pandemic led my TH-cam suggestions to you through ZWTH feels like I have a virtual big bro super proud and just happy to see you blossom through these tough times big congratulations on the new show hope your transition to the East coast is comfy and welcoming and condolences to you and the family💪🏾🙏🏾🕊🎉👁👁
CP deserves way more views than he gets 👏