13:40 "Female Greenland sharks don't reach sexual maturity until they're 156 years old." Nagzz needs to befriend a shark conservationist so he can name one of these Chibidoki.
That Aloevera gel one at 2:10 ... I sent it to my brother, and so he watched it... while at work, on the toilet, without headphones and someone walked in during it. Made him laugh so much, and cracked me up when he told me. He's in his mid 30's :P
man "failure asmr parodies" are one of my favourites. like "bf mocks gfs weight after they climbed the eiffel tower and gets pushed down the stairs" it's stupid and funny
Well honestly it would have been a difficult choice seeing how all 3 seemingly cared about him. If 1 or 2 of them were selfish and just spent all the money on themselves without thinking about the guy, it would have made the decision much easier.
Though the They Might Be Giants cover is more well known (and arguably better), Istanbul (not Constantinople) is originally a 1953 barbershop quartet song. The more you know.
@@GMSTRrulesInteresting! Another fun fact: The song was featured in a short sketch on Tiny Toons (basically, Looney Tunes: The Next Generation) and that's when I first heard it. And, yes, I double-checked the spellings of the two shows. 😋
To whomever put in the TTS about New Amsterdam at 11:00 mins in, know that I hear you, I appreciate you, and I don't like that it's not New Amsterdam anymore, it's New York now.
8:26 image playing 2 truths and lie and this guy “I am human, my grandpa tried to jump now on his mobility scooter, and my eyes are brown” other guy “wait guys his eyes are blue”
9:07 can confirm, if it is petrol specifically (perhaps gazoline too but it is less likely) it vaporizes very easily in the summer and it mixes with the air and make an explosible atmosphere. Qnd yes, phones can provide the spark to set off a fireball. When you're refueling your car, keep your phone inside the car, because there is an explosion hazard on a 50 cm radius around your tank opening during the process
that southern gal clip at the end there is the better one. yea break into a house and you'll have your SOUL pass on to the crossroads if you are unlucky. if you are lucky, you may spend bout a week or two in the hospital, followed by prison time of 20 years.
I give Nagzz plenty grief over his general lack of practical ability whenever the subject comes up. I'm not doin it to be an ass. Like the old man at 14:10, I know he could do anything if he'd just put some effort into it.
i feel so bad for josh strife hayes he has been known for everything except the content that he produces, recently he's the Brasil aviation guy 😂😂😂😂, that's my second monitor streamer
Me being Dutch I had no idea about the influence we had. Well, I don't know much about us really, as I don't care about it, and learning that is more fun. but it's cool!
13:01 As a Malaysian, im hving mixed feeling when ur politician cursing in english become 1 of the most funniest and memorable meme from malaysia, we re fucked😂😂😂
14:20 That doesn't work for every kid. You can help them learn about solving problems and fixing stuff without being emotionally absent. Dismissing their problems as not your own and leaving them to fix things themselves can be very hurtful. That's how people get trust issues and insecurities. Talk to your kids, understand their feelings and treat them like people. Helping others isn't always weakness
If you think any of that about that man and how he fathered his child you need to re-think your mindset and try watching it again. If he was "emotionally absent" or "dismissing their problems" He would not have cared enough to remember this a day, or a week later, let alone well into his later years. Nor would he have shown curiosity and amazement (feigned ) at the child's solution to the problem. Your correct, helping others isn't a weakness, but teaching someone to help themselves is generally the more useful way to learn.
@@SkUbA_0 I'm not taking parenting advice from someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". And English is my second language. And to respond a bit: You're saying the man wasn't emotionally absent and wasn't dismissing their problems. But you're basing that on his reaction to the kid actually fixing it. In this situation the kid solving his own problem is required for the man to show that he cared at all. When the kid came to him with a problem literally all he did was say "so it did", throw it in the garbage and read his magazine.
@@Mighty_Dork: You're missing the point completely. He was showing his son that he is smart and capable, that he can handle things _that are reasonable for his age,_ and that he doesn't need to take every little thing to the authorities. Do you know why anxiety and depression are through the roof? Why emotional outbursts are now commonplace on apps like TikTok? It's because some adults have been taught all their lives that they can't handle anything but the most simple & obvious of tasks on their own, nor were they instructed on how to deal with problems in a healthy, responsible way.
@@Mighty_Dork OMG I didn't use an apostrophe! I'm so sorry! I didn't know I was taking a 3rd grade English exam that requires perfect grammar and punctuation! That is such a weak argument no matter how many languages you speak, GTFO of here with that. And as for your response, You seem to be making a lot of assumptions without evidence. How do you know what his later actions to the kid having a different response would have been? How do you know that if the kid had cried and ran away he wouldn't have followed after and shown the child how to repair the car? Would that not also have shown that he cared "at all"
@@spk1121 Showing the kid that he is smart and capable could also be "hey you can try fixing it if you want". Instead he immediately threw it in the trash and got back to his own activity. His behavior is dismissive and I was treated this way as a kid. That taught me that I can't ask for help from my parents because I won't get any. As a result I don't trust them, don't like them, and as adult haven't visited in years. I wanted to say that these might be the consequences of raising your kids like that. I hear the point he was trying to make but doing it this way is not something you should spread and recommend. Oversimplified and when implemented this way it can be harmful
Obviously it's one of those joke ones that have been relatively popular, clearly poking fun at ASMR scenarios. Highly doubt it's meant to be taken seriously.
@@claytonreeves150 That's your opinion. No one said that you, or anyone for that matter, were obligated to laugh at it. I'm only saying it's not something to be taken seriously, like so many of the other videos of the same nature.
It was hilarious because: 1.Wasn't actually sure there was going to be a scream 2. ASMR as a whole needs to be joked on here and there. If you don't like the joke that is fine. Jokes in general don't make everyone laugh.
2:30-3:30 WARNING! Those who do NOT deal well with screams. You might wanna skip to 3:30. Not blaming Nagzz or anyone. Not that guy. But, I don't deal well with screams especially that kind. I was in the kitchen while listening on my phone through earbuds. I literally threw some dishes on the floor. Glass everywhere. Grabbed a knife and ran to down my hallway trying to find my disabled sister or mother who I live with. I ended up running outside in our field trying to observe any combatants until I realized they were at church. And it was just the video. Luckily, they aren't here to see my crazy ass. I cleaned everything up. Hope no neighbors saw me. It's more my fault. I wasn't ready for it. suffer from PTSD because of a bad life and also another major part people called shell shock. I just don't deal well with screams or screaming. Real screams. Horror doesn't scare me too much. I just have to prepare myself and build up to it. It's my fault. I should have been watching the video rather than just listening. Just was not prepared. I remember watching Lui from Hololive a while back when she was playing some game. I was alone at the time I think staying that night behind the store. I walked there to try to get a job, but nobody was hiring. And it would've taken time to go back. But yeah, I was literally watching it behind the store off there wifi knowing that it was a horror game of some kind. The moment she screamed I must have done something cause I only remembered til I saw some sunlight. I ended up making it home halfway probably thinking of either my mother or sister. I just then passed out in the woods and made it home later on. Never told anybody that. Well until now. Just. Leaving a timestamp that if anybody is like me. Might wanna skip to 3:30 and be safe. Rather than cleaning up glass all over the kitchen floor.
@@emi_later can't say coz some snowflake will again do hate speach report and I will get another community guideline strike which can lead to acc ban :> sorry won't tell ya - all that lead to truth being suppressed by ******* peoples
13:40 "Female Greenland sharks don't reach sexual maturity until they're 156 years old."
Nagzz needs to befriend a shark conservationist so he can name one of these Chibidoki.
That Aloevera gel one at 2:10 ... I sent it to my brother, and so he watched it... while at work, on the toilet, without headphones and someone walked in during it. Made him laugh so much, and cracked me up when he told me.
He's in his mid 30's :P
man "failure asmr parodies" are one of my favourites.
like "bf mocks gfs weight after they climbed the eiffel tower and gets pushed down the stairs"
it's stupid and funny
15:13 Kudos to whoever submitted that DCS clip, wouldn't have expected to see any DCS video on this channel ever.
So cool to see a DCS video in the wild.
Intro clip is so freakin good
The premise was bad, and it ended bad.
The rest was veritably biblical, reminded me of The Parable of the Talents.
@@trajectoryunownnah it was pretty funny and seems pretty accurate
@@thatdamncrow9197 But it could have been pretty wholesome and educational.
Well honestly it would have been a difficult choice seeing how all 3 seemingly cared about him. If 1 or 2 of them were selfish and just spent all the money on themselves without thinking about the guy, it would have made the decision much easier.
Southern Hospitality lady is still one of my favorites. She's freaking amazing.
0:50 loved that one.... you think she's just a model for the story, but nope, she's listening to it too (hah) :)
can someone tell me why the old lady at 5:25 was talking to herself the entire clip
Its always fascinating watching these to see the algorithm at work, glad I'm not the only one being fed FunkFPV, Dadvocate and Josh Strife Hayes clips
Nagzz not knowing the song "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants hurts a smidge (10:45) 😣
Though the They Might Be Giants cover is more well known (and arguably better), Istanbul (not Constantinople) is originally a 1953 barbershop quartet song. The more you know.
@@GMSTRrulesInteresting! Another fun fact: The song was featured in a short sketch on Tiny Toons (basically, Looney Tunes: The Next Generation) and that's when I first heard it. And, yes, I double-checked the spellings of the two shows. 😋
That was a good one, wholesome, funny. Chat makes the content, really. ^^
"I swear we've done these clips before"
[Sees own name in chat]
"Oh, there we go"
Thanks for the video, Nagzz. Appreciate it! ❤
Nagzz sticks to his word besides when he says he will be on time...
To whomever put in the TTS about New Amsterdam at 11:00 mins in, know that I hear you, I appreciate you, and I don't like that it's not New Amsterdam anymore, it's New York now.
Bro, this is the worst time for me to be watching this video. I am sitting in front of my TV, eating butter cookies I just baked.
8:26 image playing 2 truths and lie and this guy “I am human, my grandpa tried to jump now on his mobility scooter, and my eyes are brown” other guy “wait guys his eyes are blue”
I laughed way too hard at the rhcb and the aloe vera part.
9:07 can confirm, if it is petrol specifically (perhaps gazoline too but it is less likely) it vaporizes very easily in the summer and it mixes with the air and make an explosible atmosphere. Qnd yes, phones can provide the spark to set off a fireball.
When you're refueling your car, keep your phone inside the car, because there is an explosion hazard on a 50 cm radius around your tank opening during the process
4:06 must've been some peanut brittle in that safe...
that southern gal clip at the end there is the better one. yea break into a house and you'll have your SOUL pass on to the crossroads if you are unlucky. if you are lucky, you may spend bout a week or two in the hospital, followed by prison time of 20 years.
7:14 pretty sure that's the wrong leg kid 😂😂
I give Nagzz plenty grief over his general lack of practical ability whenever the subject comes up. I'm not doin it to be an ass. Like the old man at 14:10, I know he could do anything if he'd just put some effort into it.
i feel so bad for josh strife hayes he has been known for everything except the content that he produces, recently he's the Brasil aviation guy 😂😂😂😂, that's my second monitor streamer
It's hilarious to me that with each video he makes, he helps the Brazilian aviation industry just a bit more.
12:02: And you can calculate the speed of light with that. Within reason of cause.
Me being Dutch I had no idea about the influence we had. Well, I don't know much about us really, as I don't care about it, and learning that is more fun. but it's cool!
13:01
As a Malaysian, im hving mixed feeling when ur politician cursing in english become 1 of the most funniest and memorable meme from malaysia, we re fucked😂😂😂
my microwave does not have a spinning plate, but it's way better than the one which needs the plate, because it's build different.
6:42 is this why they say cats always land on their feet
to corn or not to corn?
6:22 Only two kinds of things have seen John Cena- Dead things and things that know better than to admit it
14:20 That doesn't work for every kid. You can help them learn about solving problems and fixing stuff without being emotionally absent. Dismissing their problems as not your own and leaving them to fix things themselves can be very hurtful. That's how people get trust issues and insecurities. Talk to your kids, understand their feelings and treat them like people. Helping others isn't always weakness
If you think any of that about that man and how he fathered his child you need to re-think your mindset and try watching it again. If he was "emotionally absent" or "dismissing their problems" He would not have cared enough to remember this a day, or a week later, let alone well into his later years. Nor would he have shown curiosity and amazement (feigned ) at the child's solution to the problem.
Your correct, helping others isn't a weakness, but teaching someone to help themselves is generally the more useful way to learn.
@@SkUbA_0 I'm not taking parenting advice from someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". And English is my second language.
And to respond a bit:
You're saying the man wasn't emotionally absent and wasn't dismissing their problems. But you're basing that on his reaction to the kid actually fixing it. In this situation the kid solving his own problem is required for the man to show that he cared at all. When the kid came to him with a problem literally all he did was say "so it did", throw it in the garbage and read his magazine.
@@Mighty_Dork: You're missing the point completely. He was showing his son that he is smart and capable, that he can handle things _that are reasonable for his age,_ and that he doesn't need to take every little thing to the authorities. Do you know why anxiety and depression are through the roof? Why emotional outbursts are now commonplace on apps like TikTok? It's because some adults have been taught all their lives that they can't handle anything but the most simple & obvious of tasks on their own, nor were they instructed on how to deal with problems in a healthy, responsible way.
@@Mighty_Dork OMG I didn't use an apostrophe! I'm so sorry! I didn't know I was taking a 3rd grade English exam that requires perfect grammar and punctuation! That is such a weak argument no matter how many languages you speak, GTFO of here with that.
And as for your response, You seem to be making a lot of assumptions without evidence. How do you know what his later actions to the kid having a different response would have been? How do you know that if the kid had cried and ran away he wouldn't have followed after and shown the child how to repair the car? Would that not also have shown that he cared "at all"
@@spk1121 Showing the kid that he is smart and capable could also be "hey you can try fixing it if you want". Instead he immediately threw it in the trash and got back to his own activity. His behavior is dismissive and I was treated this way as a kid. That taught me that I can't ask for help from my parents because I won't get any. As a result I don't trust them, don't like them, and as adult haven't visited in years. I wanted to say that these might be the consequences of raising your kids like that.
I hear the point he was trying to make but doing it this way is not something you should spread and recommend. Oversimplified and when implemented this way it can be harmful
12:18 also it's important not to place food in the middle where it will spin in place, move the plate to the side
Who would have three girlfriends and $15000 at the same time, that's literally impossible
11:04 The ONE time Ronnie Radke has been funny.
3:18 why would anyone want to hear this. Like is it so hard to grab an oven mitt. They are made for this purpose so you don’t get burned.
Obviously it's one of those joke ones that have been relatively popular, clearly poking fun at ASMR scenarios.
Highly doubt it's meant to be taken seriously.
@@Auxcii Nothing about it is funny. In any way.
@@claytonreeves150
That's your opinion.
No one said that you, or anyone for that matter, were obligated to laugh at it. I'm only saying it's not something to be taken seriously, like so many of the other videos of the same nature.
It was hilarious because:
1.Wasn't actually sure there was going to be a scream
2. ASMR as a whole needs to be joked on here and there.
If you don't like the joke that is fine. Jokes in general don't make everyone laugh.
@@claytonreeves150 Why are you treating it like someone _actually_ got third degree burns?
2:30-3:30 WARNING! Those who do NOT deal well with screams. You might wanna skip to 3:30.
Not blaming Nagzz or anyone. Not that guy.
But, I don't deal well with screams especially that kind. I was in the kitchen while listening on my phone through earbuds. I literally threw some dishes on the floor. Glass everywhere. Grabbed a knife and ran to down my hallway trying to find my disabled sister or mother who I live with. I ended up running outside in our field trying to observe any combatants until I realized they were at church. And it was just the video.
Luckily, they aren't here to see my crazy ass. I cleaned everything up. Hope no neighbors saw me.
It's more my fault. I wasn't ready for it. suffer from PTSD because of a bad life and also another major part people called shell shock. I just don't deal well with screams or screaming. Real screams. Horror doesn't scare me too much. I just have to prepare myself and build up to it. It's my fault. I should have been watching the video rather than just listening. Just was not prepared.
I remember watching Lui from Hololive a while back when she was playing some game. I was alone at the time I think staying that night behind the store. I walked there to try to get a job, but nobody was hiring. And it would've taken time to go back. But yeah, I was literally watching it behind the store off there wifi knowing that it was a horror game of some kind. The moment she screamed I must have done something cause I only remembered til I saw some sunlight. I ended up making it home halfway probably thinking of either my mother or sister. I just then passed out in the woods and made it home later on. Never told anybody that. Well until now.
Just. Leaving a timestamp that if anybody is like me. Might wanna skip to 3:30 and be safe. Rather than cleaning up glass all over the kitchen floor.
16:16 I dislike this woman... it was hard not punching my monitor.
I can never catch a stream. I have to do adulting at that time.
my work PC has this auto shut off setup by corpo and also way to avoid that is to put full screen YT video (￣y▽,￣)╭
Yeah I've had sea urchin. I'll pass.
haha some crazy peoples reported my comment for "hate speach" coz truth hurts :D
What did you say?
@@emi_later can't say coz some snowflake will again do hate speach report and I will get another community guideline strike which can lead to acc ban :> sorry won't tell ya - all that lead to truth being suppressed by ******* peoples
17:01
Why do I feel the urge to buy corn bread from that lady?