Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny] th-cam.com/video/F2RWb3SOxcU/w-d-xo.html
    2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
    4:54 Golf It!

  • @atoyo8344
    @atoyo8344 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Enegery

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Engery videos game nerd

    • @bingbong6899
      @bingbong6899 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "This is democracy manifest" type of energy

  • @thoomish3556
    @thoomish3556 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction):
    Core: C
    Smart: A
    Refresh: B
    Dasani: -B (negative B?)
    Evian: B
    Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+
    I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting:
    Jerma thought Core water was Core water
    He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh
    He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani
    He thought Dasani was Smart water
    He thought Evian was Evian
    He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess?
    There, now you don't need to learn moon runes

    • @queenquack6526
      @queenquack6526 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @donkeyy8331
      @donkeyy8331 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon

    • @CamusSewerCigarette
      @CamusSewerCigarette 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem ปีที่แล้ว +143

    45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...

    • @REM_sheep
      @REM_sheep ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma

    • @richefortgaming
      @richefortgaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree

  • @algernopkrieger7710
    @algernopkrieger7710 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40

  • @StoopDoggy
    @StoopDoggy ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.

    • @Nexus74566
      @Nexus74566 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      none-bimbo

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Let’s go golfing! 🙂

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well

  • @blooberri666
    @blooberri666 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma

    • @NoraHannigan678
      @NoraHannigan678 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment

  • @Toomsie
    @Toomsie ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck

  • @TheNerdySportsGuy
    @TheNerdySportsGuy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.

  • @cainthepicaro
    @cainthepicaro ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lead brain

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He makes tea in the shower

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund ปีที่แล้ว +14

    40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time.
    “Fill a bug with liquid.”
    “How many bugs do I have? 5.”
    “I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    JGA - Jerma Golf Association

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆

  • @brderlad
    @brderlad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy

  • @o.steinman3855
    @o.steinman3855 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list

  • @Raptskelleon
    @Raptskelleon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game
    41:00

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS

  • @Billythegun
    @Billythegun ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Germa

  • @MrHornet54
    @MrHornet54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference

  • @Whires
    @Whires ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode

  • @birdlawyer2128
    @birdlawyer2128 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr ปีที่แล้ว

      shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there

  • @erock676
    @erock676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he's gotta do an updated visual tier list

  • @polysemy_
    @polysemy_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something.
      idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ ปีที่แล้ว

      cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back.
      and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buzzer beater on the shitter

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.

  • @djinny11
    @djinny11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nice I love this game

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:33 had me in tears

  • @ordinary_
    @ordinary_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jerma

  • @larsfinlay7325
    @larsfinlay7325 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now

  • @Thebees21
    @Thebees21 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.

  • @Kitsuen.z
    @Kitsuen.z ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.

  • @Curtis.....
    @Curtis..... ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy

  • @ggambidt7840
    @ggambidt7840 ปีที่แล้ว

    water tier list incoming

  • @ladyzoe5734
    @ladyzoe5734 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history

  • @MICHAELBOLTON.
    @MICHAELBOLTON. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂

  • @the101stgec7
    @the101stgec7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer

  • @00monkeydude001
    @00monkeydude001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.

  • @rainbowGZUS7
    @rainbowGZUS7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poke should try a couple bong rips in the shower. Its great

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk what it is abt this stream but the conversations feel so disjointed, like theres just some weird fuckin energy here

    • @dylanchilders
      @dylanchilders ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like they go from talking about coffee to “the working man” and it just feels like every sentence is ai generated

    • @johnyamahakeyboard7472
      @johnyamahakeyboard7472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      called being high

    • @araknieretro
      @araknieretro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was post-orgy conversation, it's always awkward.

  • @gmowoman
    @gmowoman ปีที่แล้ว +11

    swollen

  • @neonbelly4
    @neonbelly4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I prefer the inverse psychosic water

  • @FriggitsXx
    @FriggitsXx ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Like what another guy said, it sounds like Ster is the jealous third wheeling girlfriend butting in constantly.

  • @fakeman6542
    @fakeman6542 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ster drinking shower water is so gross

    • @FriggitsXx
      @FriggitsXx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasnt focused on enough, so gross xD

  • @IsaacRedWo0d
    @IsaacRedWo0d ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jerma