IDEK 17 - MAYBELLINE BATHROOMS
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Another glorious episode of I DONT EVEN KNOW! In this episode I talk about Public Bathrooms and how you can blame every problem on Maybelline!
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I really hope Destery doesn't have neighbors because if they heard him screaming "Holy shit, get out of my ass" I'm pretty sure they'd be concerned. And probably move out.
attack on titan pic?
nintendo fan Yes! *salutes*
Eeeeehhhhh edawad ererrickuh
XD LMAO 😆!!!! I'm done
Or maybe they would come in and ask if they could join in
One time I had to fart in a really quiet bathroom.. Wich was of course in a mall...and there was an old lady right next to me. So I played my really loud hardcore music on my phone while I farted so she would think that I am not farting but sacraficing my soul to Satan. #Lifehacks101
😆😆😆😆😆
It's 2020 but lol
A couple years ago, I was at Denny's and I had to go to the bathroom. So I walked in right after this sweet looking little old lady. We were the only two in the restroom. I'm sitting on the toilet when I hear this god awful screech. Then a grunt. Then a loud as hell scream that goes a lil like dis "MOTHERF***ER!!!" Followed by a long stream of other profanities. The bathroom starts filling up with this horrid stench. I didn't know whether to silently laugh because this sweet old lady looks so innocent and literally craps out fire or cry because I was terrified of suffocating in all that nasty stank. So I did both. Then later she walked past my table and smiled at me. •_______•
This made my day
Thank you. I was in classical studies and saw this. I tried to suppress my laugh, it turned into quite a devilish chuckle. So much so that the poor teacher looked a little frightened. This was awesome.
Helen Harris this is super funny
+Helen Harris hahahahahahaha
Also check out my channel I make weird videos and shit.
Destery, you have no idea what girls bathrooms are like. The toilet paper is like sandpaper, period blood on toilets, pee on freaking toilet, no one flushes the toilets, the bathroom smells worse than vomit. One question for you, have you ever heard someone on the toilet talking on the phone really loudly? Ever seen makup on the miriors??? Yeah.. I think were tied on this.
One time I reached for toilet paper about a million pad wrappers fell out girl bathrooms can be hell sometimes!
GalaxyPheonix Draws you got that right
Not as bad as high school toilets
+Shanique Rawle right
I don't know what type of toilets you've been at.
One time at school, my class was forced to go to the bathroom . I was standing in line waiting for a stall to open. I wish I was not at the front of the line. I looked to see if a stall had opened and I heard someone say," GET OUT OF ME, POOP!!!" So I look over and there was girl with her pants pulled down, she was squatting, and trying to POOP on the floor. Since she was in a stall, all you could see was her butt and a pile of crap. I started to scream and started running around every where. I some how ended at the other side of the school.
OMG lol xD so funny i'm crying
Sara Wilson this is funny as hell
Smart
What the actual hell omfg
What the hell?
One time I went into a public bathroom and this grown woman let it rip for like ten seconds and all she said was "oh goodness!"
Omg I really like your name!
+Nicole The Flying Unicornn Thanks!
I dont like pie..
Wrong video...
Lmaoo what a queen 😂🙏
Phil Lester and eyelashes
Destery and eyelashes
+Mikasa Belladonna Titan Exterminator so true
That's what I was thinking...
+Michael Arnold SO TRUE 😂
Da fricking granny in biohazard wont die dammit wait......ARMY...?
lmaooo
I think my stomach exploded when he did the yelp, I was laughing so fucking hard 😂
Big Bald Head Same I couldn't breathe for a like 35 seconds.
once i was on the toilet in a public washroom and a child climbed under the door of my stall and is just standing there while im peeing? so then the mom comes and shes like 'tommy its time to go' but he wouldnt come out so sHE CAME UNDER THE DOOR OF MY STALL HERSELF AND PULLED HER CHILD OUT
+Jamie Walker THIS SAME HORRIFYING EXPERIENCE HAPPENED TO ME IN AN APPLEBEES BATHROOM. *shudders*
+Amanda Czajkowski WHY DO PEOPLE LET THEIR KIDS DO STUFF LIKE THAT
+Amanda Czajkowski *cringe attack* I'm the most embarrassing human being.
I was in a handicap stall one time because there were no other empty stalls and this little boy just STARTED PEEKING UNDER THE FUCKING STALL. THW GIRL KEPT PEEKING LIKE A MILLION TIMES AND I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT BECAUSE I HAD MOTHERFUCKING DIARRHEA (I had Taco Bell earlier that morning). But I HATE going to public bathrooms (especially when I have to take a shit, I have only done it like twice in my life)
Maybe....
...Maybe it really IS Maybelline...
Le Satan Urie love ur name
"Your hands are now clean, bitch."
AMAZING XD
Lmao ikr 😂
Deadpool MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE!!!!
channelwithnoname
I laughed for over 8 minutes.
Im not kidding
Okay, I have found my new fav youtuber
Destery is literally God i know
Oh my fucking god! Someone agrees!
same here
Same
Same
I walked into a target bathroom and a guy in was the stall. he ripped out a huge fart, gasped, and said, "oh god! I'm pooping! I need to make a desicion!" I still to this day have no clue what desicion he had to make
"YES I DID MATH FOR THIS JOKE BECAUSE FUCK EYELASHES"
Oh god destery your jokes will be the death of me.
Also the maybelline bit was hilarious.
His hotness is to much to handle. Overies....exploding...ahhhh
-later that day-
RIP Me 1994-2016
same
You're literally ten years older than I am... fml
aye we're the same age
LifeIsButADreamForTheDead nice pfp
I was in school and left class to go watch a new video that someone posted, i was trying to be quiet but it ended up being very funny and I ended up grunting to try and cover up my laugh. Someone walked in and immediately left, and I realized it probably sounded like I was having the most intense shit ever
OMG XD that's actually really fuckin funny I just imagine the other person being like oh hell no XD Lmfao
lol
Omg I'm crying why is this so funny cx
I had this lady once who ran as fast as she could into a bathroom stall, pull her pants down and immediately start shitting! She didn't even shut the door! She just yelled: 'DON'T LOOK AT MEEE!!'. Wtf...
Toco bell...
We don't have Taco Bell in Australia, but I'm guessing it was something along those lines which caused her, er, extreme lavatorial behaviour... :P
Sophie Maguire speak english
reminds me of bridesmaids when megan shat in the sink and yelled 'DON'T LOOK AT MEEE!!'
ruben avila
learn english.
Once while I was in a public bathroom a man walked in and didn't seem to care that he was in the womens bathroom, and he just walks past me, goes into a stall, and pees. idek hahah
Could have been a transgender./. Js.
Nicole Loucks good point.
Maybe it's Maybelline
Maybe..
or maybe its BATMAN!!
did i even know who donald trump was in 2014 damn
Same lmao
exactly what I was thinking as i scrolled down.
Planet Kid same lol
Planet Kid what I was thinking
Planet Kid and now he's the president
I needed to use the restroom one time at a grocery store. So I went to see which stall wasn't used and I went into one and there was an open packet of cheese with a corner bitten off, just casually sitting on top of the toilet. I was disgusted and used a different stall
Wait a second....why does destry have tampons...-_-
He probably asked his gf for one.
he has a girlfriend lol
He has a girlfriend
oh..
Or took it from her
It seems like all women need these portable napkins for nose bleeds. Do they constantly have nose bleeds?
It's not JUST for nose bleeds........ they help with ear drum bleeding, too.
Yes. our noses are very fragile and we have constant nosebleeds.
I got a nosebleed at McDonalds
These replies lol
Same Jeanne same
In japan they have fake water sounds that you can play in the stalls so it's not super awkward while u dump
GENIUS.
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS.
You have no idea how many times I've been in the cubicle and the woman in the cubicle next to me has been crying so forcefully her body is making involuntary noises that don't sound healthy.
You've been going to the wrong women's restroom, you haven't seen the hell that it could become. O.O
I would say you should see the inside of a men's bathroom but that might sound suggestive X3
Briana Gore You have been going to the wrong women's bathroom.
Briana Gore You have been going to the wrong women's bathroom.
b gore you've been going to the wrong women's restroom.
b gore I've stepped on a used tampon. FUCKING GROSS XD
Weirdest bathroom experience. I was like.. 8 and it was my first time going to a public restroom all by myself. I heard someone walk in and I look down and I swear to God there was someone wearing a giant banana suit. Just walked in. I pulled up my little bejewled jeans so fast and just ran from the bathroom. Now, I have an illogical fear of giant bananas
XD
Don't get a boyfriend then
Maybe it was maybeline
*maybelline
Or mazzi maz lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've watched this for two hours straight and every time I still laughed my ass off
ME TOO!:3 [I'm secretly but not so secret now..] writing a fan fic
:3 it'll be on Wattpad like.. next week maybe if I can finish enough...
:3
"YOU STARTIN AT ME????" XD "I got this girl pregnant, I got out of it by blaming it on Maybelline. I don't even know a Maybelline!!!!" XD
Oh I love you Des xD
My weirdest public restroom experience was when the toilet was growling at me
I've watched this video so many times I almost know every single thing he says. Like I talk with him😂❤️
Bro SAAAAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a girl pregnant and I got out of it by blaming it on Maybelline -Capndesdes
destery smith 2k14
Thanks destrey! Now I'm going to blame all my problems on maybelline!
Samee 😂
can that be a show it will be called blame maybelline
"don't lie, I know you do that" SAAAAAME, like I'm literally on my phone in the bathroom and then I look up and realize that I've been just sitting there on my phone for the past half an hour.
I'd clean the bathrooms at a previous job I had. The weirdest stuff was always in the men's room. Like des says, no one can aim into the urinal. And those that do never flush. But there would also be trash thrown in really weird places, and objects that people had carried in and then abandoned. I found a half-eaten burger sitting in the sink. Like what??
I started crying at the talking sink part. "Your hands are now clean bitch." Omfg. Done. X'D
Seriously 😂
He looks like a sauske that found weed
Aaaaannnd the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate (you)
Sydney Bailey I'm not hating that was just a spur of the moment comment. jeez anything nowadays is taken as hate.
+Angelic Henry I was jk haha calm tf down
Sydney Bailey ok imma chill
+Angelic Henry He used to do weed, but he stopped after a while. He talks about it in one of his videos.
I was changing my pad when this girl came out from the net stall and asked if I was done with my pad before LITERALLY reached her arm into the pad garbage thing and took it out before smelling it before making weird noises
my teacher accused me of something I didn't do and I said maybe it Maybelline... then I got detention lol
Is it bad that when i saw this in my feed i squealed and fan girled for like 10 minutes before clicking it.....nope sounds totally normal to me
Totally normal
Laki Lucid absolutely
Same
Maybe it's Maybelline...
Yup, absolutely normal, get used to it, cause it will happen with every video from now on x)
That Satan part was just so god damn funny!!!!LOO!!!!
Omg I love destry !
The weirdest bathroom experience was when my mom was driving me and my friend back home from Chuck E Cheese's and we had to stop at a gas station. My friend and I go in to pee, keep in mind we're like 6 or 7 at the time. We noticed the door was locked, so we knocked. A voice came back in like a Spanish or Italian accent, "Democracy!" We freaked out and ran back to the car.
once a man ran into the ladies bathroom screaming "I'm a llama!"
then proceeded to pee on the mirrors and drink toilet water.
true story.
0_0
O.o
What..... the.....FUCK DID I JUST READ!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!!!!!!! O.O
Maybe it's maybelline!!!
Omg.. This made my day. 😂😂😂😂
He knew about Donald trump before anyone else.
He is from the future
+G!brielleGamer well it's becuase he has a show so that's why he could have known
...Donald Trump has been pretty infamous for a long time.
So once, I went to the bathroom at school but as I started to pee, the fire alarm went off. I think you can guess what happened.
This one time i was in the Bathroom at school and wen i walked in all the stalls were open and no one was in there what so ever, so i went to the cleanest looking stall. Well i didn't want to go back to spanish class quite yet so i sat there for a couple minutes, but i was sitting there i heard a voice that sounded like someone was legit whispering in my ear and it said "Are you done yet?" in a mans voice. i booked it out of the stall and check every stall so see if someone was in there, after finding no one i washed my hands and sprinted back to class!
One day i was at my public library (because i obviously have a life) i went to the bathroom and i noticed some old dude walk in behind me and im guessing he was like 60-65 years old and i went to the urinal and he to the stall and almost immediately after he got in i heard some weird fapping sound followed by the sound of him horrifically moaning and by the time i got done drying my hands i hear a loud grunt followed by the toilet flushing and that's the story of how i used the same bathroom as a old masturbater Swear to god, true story i never left a bathroom so fast in my life
I walked into a bathroom at a supermarket once and it smelt like roast chicken and not in a good way. Like someone had just eaten it and farted/ shat it out straight afterward.
A toddler kept asking me if i had any gum, and i kept saying no, this went on about 7 more times, then her mom came and slapped her on the forehead and shooed her out of the rest room. Then the mom proceeded to ask me for gum.
one time i was in a public restroom with my aunt and we were using the bathroom when out of no where some lady farted so loud it freaking echoed in the bathroom and my aunt thought it was me like really? and it turns out it was like some 75 year old lady next to me and i was like wtf did you eat?
Your eyelash rant though 😂😂😂
0:08 When your town is small.
female bathrooms:
graffitti everywhere
bloody tampons everywhere
oh and that one restroom with no boxes to dispose of pads or tampons..
i got a piece of cookie stuck in my eye once don't even ask why or how
Ive gotten toothpaste in my eye im still not sure how
Alicia Maisie I once got a detergent pod to explode in my eye. Don't ask how. I don't know
Alicia Maisie I once got a rice krispy stuck in my eye once. Feel free to ask but be warned that I HAVE ALMOST NO CLUE HOW.
Why or how?
My weirdest experience was when I was in the cinema bathrooms and some guy yes a man goes "hello?? Is your buttox wet?????" And then tried opening the door lock!! I was 7 at the time and started screaming my friend whom I was with snuck out and called her dad who came in and punched the dude who had apparently escaped from a mental home in the face!!!
5 years later and this video is still great
Some annoying kid called me May- Belline for the entire year
POGO IN THE BACKGROUND 😍😍 DESTERY PUT ME ONTO POGO
I was dying when he said that we have napkin dispensers for bloody noses
Ikr 😂😂
I went to the bathroom at friendlies and you think that's the bad part? hahah nope! A random person walked in because a was a stupid child and didn't lock the door. so they walked in after knocking even though i said it was occupied, looked at me and said "don't worry ill only be a minute" washed their hands while staring at me through the mirror and then left without another word. I nearly had a heart attack when they where there, I don't even know if they where a guy or girl. So that was my awkward/terrifying bathroom experience.
I went into a church bathroom once the women's bathroom was so frilly and girly smelled like roses and other flowers, there were floral benches and chairs, a tampon dispenser, scented tissue, and a lotion and hand sanitizer that smelled like vanilla.
Meanwhile I was curious about the men's bathroom and it was just so plain compared to the women's bathroom
My teacher told us a story about how he decided to use the student bathrooms at school and he was in a stall and a kid came in and sat in the stall next to him and started counting down from ten then took a crap.
All of these bathroom stories just makes me think you spend a lot of time in public restrooms. :P
This was the funniest video I have seen in a while, the barbarian thing was hilarious xD
Great videos keep it up
Yep it's official, Destery is my favorite youtuber
A friend introduced me to this a few months back. Love it!!!
Since he lives in Washington now, I'm hoping that when I go somewhere in Vancouver I hear just the most random shit and I know it's him.
That satan Thing made me laugh so hard
I got stuck in a public bathroom stall. Twice. Let's just say.....I'm extremely claustrophobic so I went all parkour in dat bitch
lol
Not claustrophobic, but yes, happened to me twice also... now I hate public restrooms -.- always afraid of getting stuck :s
Lady Manson Same here! I can't use the ones in school either T_T
yeah, but depends on the door lock... the old ones are the worst, 'cause they are so hard to unlock that I always have to check them :s when I was a kid I actually got stuck in a restaurant's restroom and it took 15 minutes until someone heard my crying o_o
Lady Manson For me it depends on whether the door is literally bellow the ceiling or there is space to escape. When I got stuck the second time i climbed up and squeezed through the top lmao ... still got some battle scars xD
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
I could watch this video literally every day and never get tired of it
These story skits are still engraved in my brain👁👄👁 am I okay?
did nobody really mention how gross girls can be too? like in the school bathrooms for some fucking reason you can find soaked paper towels thrown on to the ceiling and then just omg a huge ass mess. They're not as clean as you think lol xD
xD
TMI alert: proceed with caution
I once found a bloody pad on the ceiling. No, not " bloody " in a British way.
I peed, and got the hell outta there. The next day we had entire assembly about how disgusting it is and that we should respect our janitors 😂
Needless to say, the next day I saw the same janitor walk in VERY cautiously
omg that's gross lol xD
and bloody toilets like oh my god how can that much blood come from one vag
i freaking know!!
Also girls bathrooms are not that great all the time. Especially middle school or highschool for some reason girls on their periods refuse to flush and it's just too much
That's my boyfriend!
I'm just gonna assume that you're Destery's girlfriend
Get back in your cage!
elizabethr20077 his best friend (besides nathan). thats a guy
Actually he's mine.
Flies away
PrincessJora lol wat ?
My weirdest bathroom experience is when I went to the bathroom at school and my bff went a little bit before me and I was behind her and when I went into the bathroom she was by the stall door and she had her pants down and I was laughing so hard as was she and then she said "don't tell anyone one about this!" I'm so glad she's still my bff now!
Omg!!!!!! The song in the beginning is pogo!!!!!!! You're amazing!!!!!!!
The thing about the eyelashes had me in fits XD
I wish you were a stand up comedian. Would you ever consider it?
You'd fuckin own that shit.
one time I went when i was 5 with my dad to a restaurant and my mom wasn't there so and I had to use the bathroom and my dad couldn't go into the women's restroom so he toke me to the guys and it disturbing and awkward
2:22 made me actually laugh a lot, the best 30 seconds of my day ^^
I walked into the stall and not even 30 seconds later an old lady with the feet of a troll came in and sat in the stall next to me and talked the whole time she was on the toilet. Then when she was done all I hear is "Oops! I guess I don't have any toilet paper to wipe me bum. Can I borrow some missy?" After I gave her some I refused to come out until she was gone.
I'm a girl my weirdest public bathroom experience was blood literally everywhere
breathing like satan was funny af
i was in a Wal-Mart and.some guy was breathing like he was conjuring demons it was terrible lmao but kinda funny reflecting on it xD
Thanks for bringing back some of my childhood Des. IDEK 4 will always be my favorite video.
this video will never get old
Just relised what cool name for a person mabelline would be and i never new what the person in the adverts were saying now i know they were saying "maybe its maybelline " and interesting vid odly enough uh urh um.
"he was shooting turds out and everytime he did he yelped! XD destery you never fail to make me laugh, btw how do you control this thing! Lolll i love you :D
Watched this video in the bathroom
Lol same
Lol same
This is one of those videos I always come back to. The Maybelline segment is hilarious
I literally say mabye its Maybelline to every question now
My parents hate me
Honestly every once in a while I just wander back to this hilarious video. Mostly it's because I love his hair here :3
1:48 "see men" "sea men" "semen"? idek
i thought that too! we're so dirty minded :p
You are hilarious man
You've made 17 IDEK's in 7 years....
I think I've woken up everyone in my house up cause I was laughing so hard. I need to save this video for anytime I'm ever sad. That was fucking great.
Jesus christ. It's been so long since I've watched any of your videos. You still crack me the hell up.
oh my god i so feel you about the eyelashes thing, i shit you not i get at least one eyelash stuck in my eye every single day
once i was in the bathroom washing my hands, and a mom and her little girl walk into a stall and I hear, "Mommy, why does your peepee have a beard?" And I almost shit myself laughing.
Lmao when "you're beautiful" was written on the wall with shit. Like "oh thanks... Shit?"
This is forever and always gonna be my favourite video by him.
NO CUTTING OF THE HAIR!!!!! ITS LITERALLY SOSO AMAZING!!!