You mention punching and using your fists a ton, I feel like some of these guys you lost I might win by kicking them a ton (Also the cosmic koopas are functionally like koopas but you cant touch them)
How to beat a Hot-Hot Rock Step 1 grab a pot of water Step 2 throw the pot of water at the Hot-Hot Rock The results When you throw the pot at the Hot-Hot Rock, The pot breaks because you threw it, But because it broke the water comes out cooling down the Hot-Hot Rock Making it unable to burn you and then well... That's kinda just classified as defeated. And that's how you beat a Hot-Hot Rock.
Those monsters are all human size or larger, you're not punching them once and calling it a day; try that with a wolf in real life and see how it goes. Even goofy angle fish would obliterate you.
Idk man I wouldn't underestimate a Koopa, they're based on snapping turtles which have pretty scary jaws that can snap your fingers off. Sure, modern Koopas walking on two legs don't seem to do that anymore but you never know...
5:34 JUST GRAB ONE OF THE SEEDS AND CHUCK IT BACK AT HIM. its not that hard 6:01 just get somewhere high, jump on the door and then op- oh yeah fall damage exists i forgot
I feel you could actually beat a smackrel, just hold it's sides, and you win- sure it got sharp teeth, but what use is having sharp teeth if it's literally a disk?
And the Hoppo would be an easy fight just grab a needle, poke it and then hoppo will pop or deflate or just push it into a crevice small enough for it to get stuck and then just leave it there
I feel like structuring the video off of purely wins and losses sacrifices accuracy for a speedy upload. I feel it would be more interesting to scale the rankings via a tier list format or adding a stalemate/draw option.
The uploads when you have this amount of things are never speedy. This takes about the same time as my tier lists and I prefer to vary the formats on the channel so I’m not just doing the same tier list or ranking format as every other TH-camr. This also isn’t very serious but entertainment is definitely the most important aspect of each of my videos, never speed of upload. When you do rankings like this you can only do this once per game so I’d never sacrifice only able to do this once just to release a video “quickly” sorry if it came off that way
The sproing would also be an easy fight the spring it has is just a vine not a steel spring you don’t even need weapons to beat this thing. Just go up to it grab the vine and yank it as hard as you can and it will rip and then just leave it on the ground and call it a day the armrad enemy would be easy just flip it over and jump on it dead the takebo would also be easy just jump on it as hard as you can and keep jumping until it’ll crack and break apart and if you want to, you can eat the bamboo meat inside. Also, they look very tiny so even if you can’t break it apart, just kick it in the air or away from you and the rumba would also be easy. It be like a snooze button, just flip it over and crush the bug inside name one bug that can survive being crushed by a human being.
The snakelike enemy would be an easy win just grab the pot throw it in the head and it’ll shatter, stab it and kill it the chianago would be a very easy fight Just punch the head over and over until it gets concussion and gets knocked out or just rip the spikes off then grab it and rip it apart even if you couldn’t remove the spikes just grab the head and split it in half name one man that lost a fight against a sea Cucumber with spikes cute little face and his purple
Just letting you know these are fights based on me having no weapons. JUST FISTS.
Also can we get to 5,000 subscribers?
im happy you had to say that cause of me at least im being seen
Bro thinks he can fist a snoodle 💀
I WANNA SEE YOU FIGHT A MISSILE
@@GG-Grove bet.
Yes you can.
Poor dude just goes from animal abuse to horrors beyond his comprehension.
Like ovens
bro losses to an armadillo but can K.O a literal fire shooting flame
I WANNA SEE YOU FIGHT AN ARMADILLO
@@GG-Grovebet
@GG-Grove I wanna see you fight a turtle, they nasty.
update to the hot-hot rock: you can beat him in like a second with just a water bottle so i'd bet you can beat it
I don’t have a water bottle in this scenario it’s a fight without weapons
@@GG-Grovejust... spit on it
ah alright
@@GG-Groveif spitting on it once doesnt work, spit on it whilst walking backwards or in circles around it
Even if you do extinguish the fire… IT’S A ROCK
10:48 he's actually called "Rift Mario"
also this is a very quality channel, got yourself a new sub :)) love your content!
Yeah I made this video before there were any official names out haha
Also thank you so much! Glad to have you here
@@GG-Grove ahh! sry i didn’t pay attention to the vid’s release date😅
keep it up!
Rank the Mario wonder effects based on how catastrophic they would be to earth if they happened for an hour
he started talking like fawful during the armadillo one lol
Lol
Love this channel, very underrated!
Also, lmao, imagine thinking you could win against a turtle, that turtle would decimate you :3
You're right I probably would cry and run away
@@GG-GroveAnd you're saying from your world, turtles aren't evil?
You mention punching and using your fists a ton, I feel like some of these guys you lost I might win by kicking them a ton
(Also the cosmic koopas are functionally like koopas but you cant touch them)
9:14 proceeds to get food poisoning from the raw mushrooms
This is very fair unlike other TH-camrs who do these types of things.
How to beat a Hot-Hot Rock
Step 1 grab a pot of water
Step 2 throw the pot of water at the Hot-Hot Rock
The results When you throw the pot at the Hot-Hot Rock, The pot breaks because you threw it, But because it broke the water comes out cooling down the Hot-Hot Rock Making it unable to burn you and then well... That's kinda just classified as defeated.
And that's how you beat a Hot-Hot Rock.
or u could spit on it 😂
"im super strong!" one minute into the video and he says he can’t beat an armadillo
For the Sproing if you got your house, just get scissors and cut the little spring part
Dark Koopa troopa is INVINCIBLE.
Yeah, you can’t stop on them! The only way to defeat it is with the POW block or the fireballs (I think)
bird that shoots spikes: nah i'd lose
a literal flame that shoots flames: nah id win
no his lose score is 27 because he didn't show bowser an how do beat a FLIPPIN FLYIN BOOGIE CASTLE PART!?!?!?!
Those monsters are all human size or larger, you're not punching them once and calling it a day; try that with a wolf in real life and see how it goes.
Even goofy angle fish would obliterate you.
"Human size". Let's not forget Mario is 1,50 cm or 4,92 feet
@@biondigiacomo7176
5 feet is human size, it's also the lenght of a wolf.
Goofy angle fish is human sized. However, I am goofy angle fish sized. All this means is that the fight is fair.
Thank you for making this video, it helped me with the names
It just takes 1 throw of an object to knock the whole tower over
video iidea : wich wonder effect can you survive
4:31 *spits on hot-hot rock*
Idk man I wouldn't underestimate a Koopa, they're based on snapping turtles which have pretty scary jaws that can snap your fingers off. Sure, modern Koopas walking on two legs don't seem to do that anymore but you never know...
5:34 JUST GRAB ONE OF THE SEEDS AND CHUCK IT BACK AT HIM. its not that hard
6:01 just get somewhere high, jump on the door and then op- oh yeah fall damage exists i forgot
*Sees a small enemy* -I win
*Sees that is also has a single spike* -I lose.
Severely underrated channel
I’m glad I found this channel
I mean Game Game Grove’s channel
@@SkipitySkips oh...
You know what? Take after subscriber because I like snowmen
Hope you enjoy your 11th sub!
3:55 but these hippos are out for the count with just one kick
I'm surprised you never mentioned punching _between_ the spikes
I feel you could actually beat a smackrel, just hold it's sides, and you win- sure it got sharp teeth, but what use is having sharp teeth if it's literally a disk?
11:02 even worse they’ll steal your candy😢
And the Hoppo would be an easy fight just grab a needle, poke it and then hoppo will pop or deflate or just push it into a crevice small enough for it to get stuck and then just leave it there
Does the bone Port-au-Prince active some music like I’m Mario game already?
You can’t take on the turtle water Enemy it’s called a shell
I feel like structuring the video off of purely wins and losses sacrifices accuracy for a speedy upload. I feel it would be more interesting to scale the rankings via a tier list format or adding a stalemate/draw option.
The uploads when you have this amount of things are never speedy. This takes about the same time as my tier lists and I prefer to vary the formats on the channel so I’m not just doing the same tier list or ranking format as every other TH-camr. This also isn’t very serious but entertainment is definitely the most important aspect of each of my videos, never speed of upload. When you do rankings like this you can only do this once per game so I’d never sacrifice only able to do this once just to release a video “quickly” sorry if it came off that way
You can defeat cosmic Mario with 50 fireballs
The sproing would also be an easy fight the spring it has is just a vine not a steel spring you don’t even need weapons to beat this thing. Just go up to it grab the vine and yank it as hard as you can and it will rip and then just leave it on the ground and call it a day the armrad enemy would be easy just flip it over and jump on it dead the takebo would also be easy just jump on it as hard as you can and keep jumping until it’ll crack and break apart and if you want to, you can eat the bamboo meat inside. Also, they look very tiny so even if you can’t break it apart, just kick it in the air or away from you and the rumba would also be easy. It be like a snooze button, just flip it over and crush the bug inside name one bug that can survive being crushed by a human being.
why can't you just do what mario does-pick up the armadillo and throw it off a cliff or against something hard or something
9:28 Idk why, but this part made myself laugh.
It’s probably the way he says I LOSE.
I LOSE
you could youse a sword for the water spiky ones a hammer for the rock and armadillo and finally youse water for the fire ball guy
Condarts are easy. Just dodge their initial dash at you, then attack it while it’s slowly coming back to its starting position.
You can easily beat a tsubochan by getting the pot and throwing it back
bro the smackrel will rip up my organs
recreate this video but this time but you have a weapon of ur choice and u have to fight all enemies with that one weapon
how do you not win against birds hate= anger and the more angry you are the more strong you are
You would tie a fish in a fight, AT BEST. You can’t beat a turtle 💀
Snapping Turtle would be even worse
I could beat a fish in a fight easy but a turtle? I'm not even going to look up how much sea turtles weigh
how would you win against the robbirds? they're birds!
How to Defeat Li'l Scorcher
1. Throw water of pot at Enemy
“little peanuts” you mean m&m peanuts?
Enough about the fingers
Or just a simple kick to knock it down
Sugarstars are based on real candy, CAN U BEAT UP CANDY
You forgot about the lightning balls
For the bamboo things
please rank wonder flowers next
Remember when you said you could have been in a Cloud how can you be a cloud it's not physical
How can you not win aginst plant, just pluck it
Your a good youtuber but if you hate birds then do you hate ducks? Cause if so im sorry but im unsubbing.
I like ducks
K good their my favourite animal
Nobody absolutely nobody. Me: HAMMEHR
Every piranha plant. JUST TAKE OUT THE STALK
Sea turtles are slow with no water in super mario wonder
The snakelike enemy would be an easy win just grab the pot throw it in the head and it’ll shatter, stab it and kill it the chianago would be a very easy fight Just punch the head over and over until it gets concussion and gets knocked out or just rip the spikes off then grab it and rip it apart even if you couldn’t remove the spikes just grab the head and split it in half name one man that lost a fight against a sea
Cucumber with spikes cute little face and his purple
You can’t fight a turtle it has a shell i mean I guess you could throw it of a cliff
For the love of thing, you can just use water you can just use lava lava is going to beat you, but unless you use water
you forgot one
You cannot be a firework what if it means that you can I get impaled and then blown up
Why do you scare of birds
12:08 uhh what about 2:28 💀💀 bro mad inconstent
That’s the joke
Warnining Don’t fight a missile
Shovas are like the big bullys in School, of course u lose, ur so wimpy😂😂😂😂😂
You can’t touch a cloud
You can’t hert a dark koopa
All the lava things I could put water
On tem
JUST USE WATER ON THE FIRE ENEMIES!!!
Okay missel megs are easy you just stand on them and eyes turn into xs
Triangles are strong
Throw the rock
I could defeat fire with a bunch of water
You cant kill a hoppo
I am a fan
Thank you!
I thought u were a cute meme TH-camr 😭😭😭
What
Water Water
no your fingers
Don’t hit Suppoko I have one
tortol
1:40 hypocrite
Wepons
No no nononono
Cosmic Mario is NOT new😡😡😡🎉
No
Hi
Hello
I could beat the shiumiu
No
#trythis
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We are not starting this
You lose
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