I swear no problem in english. In my first language, I'd feel so uncomfortable saying the same things. I really feel where Kiara is when she's really struggling to get the words out.
I read somewhere that people develop a different "personality" when they learn a new language. So, is completly normal that she behaves so diferent between german and english, I guess she must behave even different in Japanese.
I loved this stream because normally Kiara swears without contempt, but here she was literally suffering hearing Gura swear (and calling herself a Schlampe). I almost died of laughter while watching this
Kiara: "It um...uh.... It describes a person that is... uh...messy." Gura: "...Oh, so me!" Kiara: *Visibly distressed* *"Please do not call yourself Schlampe."*
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO It can imply both types of "messy". Some people in Germany say "Du bist eine Schlampe" or "Du bist aber Schlampig" if your room isn't clean.
I love that Kiara is so profane in English, yet so reserved in German, while Gura rarely swears in her streams, but once it's in German she goes hog wild.
Here we see the majestic Phoenix in her natural habitat, teaching her bebe Shak the ancient art of German Cursing. As the bebe Shak repeats the curse words fluently, different thoughts come to the mama bird: "Should I really be doing this to Gura?" "My god she's still cute" "I wonder what Calli is doing right now.."
Gura would be the type to think she's whispering in the back of the class when she's in the front of the class. Also that she's the ONLY person in class.
Gooruh once again using the "You can't be mad at me. I'm cute!" defense as a sword and shield. The fact that she isn't wrong makes it all the greater. haha
As someone who can only speak English fluently when she was explaining “messy” I immediately went “ahhh yes workers of the night” then gura said “like me” and I couldn’t stop laughing
Gura will be fluent in all languages on the elite way of saying "I love you". *_That or the first thing you say to some leatherman in a jabroni outfit!_*
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This is literally just a child repeating swear words after hearing them for the first time
Yeah Kiara said that to Gura later that stream :D
Yes, we call the child gura :)
Yeah, kinda like Ai-chan when she streamed Resident Evil 7
It's great, isn't it?
this is fun haha
Gura is laughing because she know that FAQ is LOVE
She’s entering elite (German) culture...
FAQ is Love baby don't hurt me dont hurt me no more~
Oh! So this is where the phrase “i want to fuck you comes from”... Thank you for the nerdy quick facts. I'm bout to go use it on my exgf/friend.
Inner gremlin coming out
Is this a Sakura Miko-Moona reference?
“Why are you laughing?”
“Cause of faq?”
*Gura wrong timing...*
Kiara : Gura , say *"I'll make you into my schnitzel"*
Weird flirting , but ok
At least it kinda..... Works???
Slurp slurp slurp
> Weird flirting
Have you _met_ Kiara?
Rada rada, rada rada rada
Its just mom and daughter nothing to see here 😳
Kiara: “What’s your favorite number?”
Gura: “Nine.”
Kiara: “Alright, keep your secrets.”
More like: Blue, nine, short, idiot, I remember this from somewhere...
@@pendelbembel Yeah I remember fairy well something like that too...That's so weird...
Nine
@@pendelbembel Gura its cirno confirmed
Y y'all talking 'bout ⑨?
Gura : starts swearing
Kiara : *Ach Scheiße , jetzt geht wieder los*
Ah shit, here we go again...
You know what, I don't think I need to plug that into a translator to get it
@@saninorochimaru2 yeah ik, im not even from german xd
Here is the police. It's either "geht's" or more fitting in this context "(...)jetzt geht das wieder los."
@@BluePhoenix_ sei gegrüßt, bruder
Remember kids swearing is ok if you do it in not your first language.
Lol i do that all the time i feel uncomfortable swearing in my own language, since my family would easily understand it.
Time to learn Japanese
I swear no problem in english. In my first language, I'd feel so uncomfortable saying the same things. I really feel where Kiara is when she's really struggling to get the words out.
@@_TestBot It's not that you don't do it, it just feels pretty bad.
Probably why Kiara has absolutely no problems swearing in English, but has trouble swearing in German.
I like how Kiara is a bit seiso using her native language even though she swears like a goddamn sailor more than any other HoloEN member in English
I can confirm: Swearing is an essential part of our language.
It’s like... sentence enhancement.
I read somewhere that people develop a different "personality" when they learn a new language. So, is completly normal that she behaves so diferent between german and english, I guess she must behave even different in Japanese.
Her German-only MarioKart rounds say otherwise...
@@96Assassine You’re damn right buddy
@@Reydriel perhaps she always had a mouth of a sailor
Gura is like that one student in school where he/she would laugh when the teacher said something about private parts lmao
That might have been me too.
Luckily,i'm the quiet kid in the class who barely laugh at some kid's jokes
when teacher says "very long sword".
gura: "dying of laughter"
I knew private parts. I never knew why he got made fun of all the time. He served 4 tours in Afghanistan
@@emmanuelmunchies bro, this comment is high IQ
I honestly would love to see a montage of “Kiara with Gura vs Calli with Gura”
A compilation of how each parent is with the child? Perfect
Papa&child vs Mama&child
These three have great chemistry holy shit
Who's the better parent lmao
Wonderful idea, kupo!
She is coating her swearing with her cute tone of voice
She is weaponizing her cuteness again
The most terrifying kind of adorableness
I loved this stream because normally Kiara swears without contempt, but here she was literally suffering hearing Gura swear (and calling herself a Schlampe). I almost died of laughter while watching this
Kiara: "It um...uh.... It describes a person that is... uh...messy."
Gura: "...Oh, so me!"
Kiara: *Visibly distressed* *"Please do not call yourself Schlampe."*
i wonder if gura realized what type of "messy" the word implies
Gura: Me Schlam-
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO It can imply both types of "messy". Some people in Germany say "Du bist eine Schlampe" or "Du bist aber Schlampig" if your room isn't clean.
@@MissingName oh fuck is that where "slam pig" comes from
@@MissingName I doubt Kiara would want to take the risk of a misunderstanding though.
Gura on the other hand...
As a German myself, i never realized how much i needed a Gura that swears in German.
Ihre Betonung ist halt auch nichtmal schlecht, das macht's halt umso besser 🤣
Kiara: Ok I will teach you some bad words
Gura: are you sure about that?
Chat: oh u are providing the tools of the destruction to the wrong person
I love that Kiara is so profane in English, yet so reserved in German, while Gura rarely swears in her streams, but once it's in German she goes hog wild.
Gura at the intro be like: S C H O O L
While kiara is: L I S T E N G O O H R A H!
And gura while struggling be like: :(
Gura is that kind of student. Lol.
XD
Kiara being embarrassed by German swears is surprisingly adorable. This is the true gap moe.
She sounds just like a small child learning a new swear word. So adorable
"Verdammt, Gura." - Kiara, probably.
Here we see the majestic Phoenix in her natural habitat, teaching her bebe Shak the ancient art of German Cursing.
As the bebe Shak repeats the curse words fluently, different thoughts come to the mama bird:
"Should I really be doing this to Gura?"
"My god she's still cute"
"I wonder what Calli is doing right now.."
gura finally broke kiara like, she was really trying and gura was just: "a"
Kiara sounds kinda scary when she's strict
Must be the Austrian accent
Crikey!
**obligatory painter joke here**
*Australian
australian
@@YataTheFifteenth oh no not the painter!
Kiara: "Let's teach you german"
Gura: *Turns everything into a swear*
Kaira: "Wait, no. not like that"
2:21 gura hitting the wombo combo
"are you laughing cause a Faq?"
Gura: Maybe...
1:49 can confirm saying swear words in another language feels more “easier/casual” compared to your Native language XD
Gura would be the type to think she's whispering in the back of the class when she's in the front of the class. Also that she's the ONLY person in class.
Gura is definitely the type of person to be homeschooled
The way she giggles and goes "hehehe, fach" is too smug for a wholesome shark.
(1:52) If anyone is wondering, I think Kiara thought she said "Fi*k mich", which means "faq me"
Goorah : f**h dich
Kiara : _WHEEZE_
Gura sounds like that one kid who just heard new words and repeating it in front of their parents without knowing the actual meaning
Gura: I'll keep swearing, and you guys can't stop me.
That whole stream is comedy gold.
Kiara: *Explaining german*
Gura: Hehe, faq.
Kiara be like: "not funi didnt laf"
2:39 I felt that "No" to the bottom of the dark abyss that's my soul.
2:21
Gura: shows years of training with Kiara
Kiara: *I done messed up*
Miko has entered the chat: 👌
Gooruh once again using the "You can't be mad at me. I'm cute!" defense as a sword and shield.
The fact that she isn't wrong makes it all the greater. haha
The way Gura asks her mother Kiara to make schnitzel for her is adorable :3
Yagoo: they're idols!
*Phoenix teaching shark German swears*
These "Kiara teaches Gura X" streams are peak content
Kiara teaches her daughter some swear words...
She’s one heck of a mother and a teacher for sure.👌😂
Kiara trying her hardest not to corrupt Gura into herself. XD
Oh god Gura learning German is so adorable... she's becoming too powerful
As someone who can only speak English fluently when she was explaining “messy” I immediately went “ahhh yes workers of the night” then gura said “like me” and I couldn’t stop laughing
I learned more German from this...
That should do for the German lesson this week
Remember FAQ means love told by the Elite Miko
really reminds me of miko 🤣
0:59 Kiara says “Gura” in an almost ASMR-like tone
1:20 I feel you Kiara, I never swear in my native language either, but somehow I'm such a potty mouth in English.
English is my native language and I swear like a sailor, and when I learn a new language I gravitate towards the swear words.
Never knew I needed a Gura *Wah*
2:01 WAH
Like teaching a child curse words
On today’s menu: Guraschnitzel
Mhh chewy
i just know enma was freaking out the whole stream lmao
0:32 gura was like "sorry i tried my best to hold it in lol"
Kiara: “accidentally “ corrupting the cinnamon roll
Calli: proud dad of the smol shark
When she said "Fick dich" I don't felt that, it would be weird...
"I'll make you into my schnitzel"
V O R E
When you teach a friend your language, the first thing you teach is the swear words, of course
Gura: has trouble learning 2x2
Also Gura: *GERMAN CUSSING EXPERT MODE*
2:20 She combined all the important words in german. 🤣🤣🤣
Stop corrupting the little shork, Kiara! :D
The most simple and common words in German can always be misinterpreted. I find it... Beautiful
Kiara: Don't make fun of my language Gura
Gura: hehe fak
Kiara: "I'll make you into my schnitzel" (in German)
Germany: *SUICIDE RATES DROP TO 0%*
Welp, gonna save this to my "language learning" playlist...
I feel like kiara is just teaching gura to swear in a different language
When your little brother hears you curse.1:36
Kiara/Gura: I'll make you in to my schnitzel.
The tiger tank: Hey, cut ZAT SHITZER OUT
Kiara: *Corrupts thhe child*
Also Kiara: *Regret*
Kiara has officially given Gura too much power.
Gura will be fluent in all languages on the elite way of saying "I love you".
*_That or the first thing you say to some leatherman in a jabroni outfit!_*
I like how kiara says faq out loud As if it’s not a swear word 0:10
Something to note, in English, fuck almost never refers to the actual meaning of fuck. In German, fuck almost always means what it means.
Gura: FAQ
Kiara: *Visible confusion*
Ah a glimpse back 9000 years ago to a certain goblin we once called.....friend....
0:32 awww that kyut naughty "haha"
Gura got no chill this stream lmao
Gura has this blank stare to her that makes anything she says just so funny and cute
Gura is like that one naughty kid but still loved by everyone...
Kiara: Stop swearing!
Gura: *I'm gonna make a supersonic woman out of you!!*
when Gura calls F. U. in 1:40 min. then Gura sounds like a little kid running around happily saying F. U. XDXDXD
Gura ist sooooo cute :3
Kiara is too wholesome and pure for us, ma kokoro DX
2:21 that one's my favorite lol
I can still remember a time when Gura went the extra mile to avoid swearing. Ah, they do grow up so fast. 😊
The fact that she can string those words together
Gura becomes to a Shark Steak and Kiara a Chicken Schnitzel.
2:18 bruh this whole part had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gura saying "fick dich" like a cute little Gartenzwerg
This brings back memories of "Schlampenküche" if anyone remembers that collab.
sensing a little gremlin giggling inside this shark
Gura has way too much fun when unbound by being family friendly lmao.
Miko just watching this with tears of joy in her eyes😂😂
KIara: You're losing your apples Gura!
Gura constantly swearing
Kiara: Gimme those apples!
Guras blush face is the cutest thing ever, change my mind
Gura barely audible: He he faq
Kiara glaring over her: WHY R YOU LAUGHING?
These interactions are too cute
The fact that the words that kiera is teaching are sticking with me more than my Japanese classes throughout my years in school is brillant