Even Kiara can't stop Gura from Swearing【Gura / Kiara / HololiveEN】
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◆【GURAxKIARA】Teaching a shark some German 101!
• 【GURAxKIARA】Teaching a...
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This is literally just a child repeating swear words after hearing them for the first time
Yeah Kiara said that to Gura later that stream :D
Yes, we call the child gura :)
Yeah, kinda like Ai-chan when she streamed Resident Evil 7
It's great, isn't it?
this is fun haha
Gura is laughing because she know that FAQ is LOVE
She’s entering elite (German) culture...
FAQ is Love baby don't hurt me dont hurt me no more~
Oh! So this is where the phrase “i want to fuck you comes from”... Thank you for the nerdy quick facts. I'm bout to go use it on my exgf/friend.
Inner gremlin coming out
Is this a Sakura Miko-Moona reference?
Kiara : Gura , say *"I'll make you into my schnitzel"*
Weird flirting , but ok
At least it kinda..... Works???
Slurp slurp slurp
> Weird flirting
Have you _met_ Kiara?
Rada rada, rada rada rada
Its just mom and daughter nothing to see here 😳
“Why are you laughing?”
“Cause of faq?”
*Gura wrong timing...*
Gura : starts swearing
Kiara : *Ach Scheiße , jetzt geht wieder los*
Ah shit, here we go again...
You know what, I don't think I need to plug that into a translator to get it
@@saninorochimaru2 yeah ik, im not even from german xd
Here is the police. It's either "geht's" or more fitting in this context "(...)jetzt geht das wieder los."
@@BluePhoenix_ sei gegrüßt, bruder
Kiara: “What’s your favorite number?”
Gura: “Nine.”
Kiara: “Alright, keep your secrets.”
More like: Blue, nine, short, idiot, I remember this from somewhere...
@@pendelbembel Yeah I remember fairy well something like that too...That's so weird...
Nine
@@pendelbembel Gura its cirno confirmed
Y y'all talking 'bout ⑨?
Remember kids swearing is ok if you do it in not your first language.
Lol i do that all the time i feel uncomfortable swearing in my own language, since my family would easily understand it.
Time to learn Japanese
I swear no problem in english. In my first language, I'd feel so uncomfortable saying the same things. I really feel where Kiara is when she's really struggling to get the words out.
@@_TestBot It's not that you don't do it, it just feels pretty bad.
Probably why Kiara has absolutely no problems swearing in English, but has trouble swearing in German.
I like how Kiara is a bit seiso using her native language even though she swears like a goddamn sailor more than any other HoloEN member in English
I can confirm: Swearing is an essential part of our language.
It’s like... sentence enhancement.
I read somewhere that people develop a different "personality" when they learn a new language. So, is completly normal that she behaves so diferent between german and english, I guess she must behave even different in Japanese.
Her German-only MarioKart rounds say otherwise...
@@96Assassine You’re damn right buddy
@@Reydriel perhaps she always had a mouth of a sailor
Gura is like that one student in school where he/she would laugh when the teacher said something about private parts lmao
That might have been me too.
Luckily,i'm the quiet kid in the class who barely laugh at some kid's jokes
when teacher says "very long sword".
gura: "dying of laughter"
I knew private parts. I never knew why he got made fun of all the time. He served 4 tours in Afghanistan
@@emmanuelmunchies bro, this comment is high IQ
I honestly would love to see a montage of “Kiara with Gura vs Calli with Gura”
A compilation of how each parent is with the child? Perfect
Papa&child vs Mama&child
These three have great chemistry holy shit
Who's the better parent lmao
Wonderful idea, kupo!
She is coating her swearing with her cute tone of voice
She is weaponizing her cuteness again
The most terrifying kind of adorableness
Kiara: "It um...uh.... It describes a person that is... uh...messy."
Gura: "...Oh, so me!"
Kiara: *Visibly distressed* *"Please do not call yourself Schlampe."*
i wonder if gura realized what type of "messy" the word implies
Gura: Me Schlam-
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO It can imply both types of "messy". Some people in Germany say "Du bist eine Schlampe" or "Du bist aber Schlampig" if your room isn't clean.
@@MissingName oh fuck is that where "slam pig" comes from
@@MissingName I doubt Kiara would want to take the risk of a misunderstanding though.
Gura on the other hand...
I loved this stream because normally Kiara swears without contempt, but here she was literally suffering hearing Gura swear (and calling herself a Schlampe). I almost died of laughter while watching this
As a German myself, i never realized how much i needed a Gura that swears in German.
Ihre Betonung ist halt auch nichtmal schlecht, das macht's halt umso besser 🤣
Kiara: Ok I will teach you some bad words
Gura: are you sure about that?
Chat: oh u are providing the tools of the destruction to the wrong person
I love that Kiara is so profane in English, yet so reserved in German, while Gura rarely swears in her streams, but once it's in German she goes hog wild.
gura finally broke kiara like, she was really trying and gura was just: "a"
"Verdammt, Gura." - Kiara, probably.
Kiara being embarrassed by German swears is surprisingly adorable. This is the true gap moe.
Gura at the intro be like: S C H O O L
While kiara is: L I S T E N G O O H R A H!
And gura while struggling be like: :(
Gura is that kind of student. Lol.
XD
She sounds just like a small child learning a new swear word. So adorable
Here we see the majestic Phoenix in her natural habitat, teaching her bebe Shak the ancient art of German Cursing.
As the bebe Shak repeats the curse words fluently, different thoughts come to the mama bird:
"Should I really be doing this to Gura?"
"My god she's still cute"
"I wonder what Calli is doing right now.."
Kiara sounds kinda scary when she's strict
Must be the Austrian accent
Crikey!
**obligatory painter joke here**
*Australian
australian
@@YataTheFifteenth oh no not the painter!
Kiara: "Let's teach you german"
Gura: *Turns everything into a swear*
Kaira: "Wait, no. not like that"
What do you expect? The daughter takes after her father, and we all know how much Calli likes to swear..
"are you laughing cause a Faq?"
Gura: Maybe...
1:49 can confirm saying swear words in another language feels more “easier/casual” compared to your Native language XD
Gura would be the type to think she's whispering in the back of the class when she's in the front of the class. Also that she's the ONLY person in class.
Gura is definitely the type of person to be homeschooled
Gura sounds like that one kid who just heard new words and repeating it in front of their parents without knowing the actual meaning
(1:52) If anyone is wondering, I think Kiara thought she said "Fi*k mich", which means "faq me"
Goorah : f**h dich
Kiara : _WHEEZE_
The way she giggles and goes "hehehe, fach" is too smug for a wholesome shark.
Gura: I'll keep swearing, and you guys can't stop me.
Kiara: *Explaining german*
Gura: Hehe, faq.
That whole stream is comedy gold.
Kiara be like: "not funi didnt laf"
Gooruh once again using the "You can't be mad at me. I'm cute!" defense as a sword and shield.
The fact that she isn't wrong makes it all the greater. haha
Miko has entered the chat: 👌
These "Kiara teaches Gura X" streams are peak content
As someone who can only speak English fluently when she was explaining “messy” I immediately went “ahhh yes workers of the night” then gura said “like me” and I couldn’t stop laughing
Remember FAQ means love told by the Elite Miko
really reminds me of miko 🤣
2:21
Gura: shows years of training with Kiara
Kiara: *I done messed up*
2:21 gura hitting the wombo combo
2:39 I felt that "No" to the bottom of the dark abyss that's my soul.
The most simple and common words in German can always be misinterpreted. I find it... Beautiful
The way Gura asks her mother Kiara to make schnitzel for her is adorable :3
Kiara trying her hardest not to corrupt Gura into herself. XD
Kiara teaches her daughter some swear words...
She’s one heck of a mother and a teacher for sure.👌😂
Oh god Gura learning German is so adorable... she's becoming too powerful
I learned more German from this...
That should do for the German lesson this week
0:59 Kiara says “Gura” in an almost ASMR-like tone
1:20 I feel you Kiara, I never swear in my native language either, but somehow I'm such a potty mouth in English.
English is my native language and I swear like a sailor, and when I learn a new language I gravitate towards the swear words.
Like teaching a child curse words
Kiara: "I'll make you into my schnitzel" (in German)
Germany: *SUICIDE RATES DROP TO 0%*
Gura will be fluent in all languages on the elite way of saying "I love you".
*_That or the first thing you say to some leatherman in a jabroni outfit!_*
On today’s menu: Guraschnitzel
Mhh chewy
i just know enma was freaking out the whole stream lmao
Kiara/Gura: I'll make you in to my schnitzel.
The tiger tank: Hey, cut ZAT SHITZER OUT
Yagoo: they're idols!
*Phoenix teaching shark German swears*
Never knew I needed a Gura *Wah*
0:32 gura was like "sorry i tried my best to hold it in lol"
2:01 WAH
When she said "Fick dich" I don't felt that, it would be weird...
When you teach a friend your language, the first thing you teach is the swear words, of course
I feel like kiara is just teaching gura to swear in a different language
Gura casually saying "fick dich" the whole time kinda makes me laugh
"I'll make you into my schnitzel"
V O R E
2:20 She combined all the important words in german. 🤣🤣🤣
Kiara has officially given Gura too much power.
The fact that she can string those words together
0:40 shark lewded! You heard it here first!!
Kiara: Don't make fun of my language Gura
Gura: hehe fak
I like how kiara says faq out loud As if it’s not a swear word 0:10
I can still remember a time when Gura went the extra mile to avoid swearing. Ah, they do grow up so fast. 😊
Gura: FAQ
Kiara: *Visible confusion*
2:21 that one's my favorite lol
What did Kiara think Gura said here? 1:54
Kiara: *Corrupts thhe child*
Also Kiara: *Regret*
Stop corrupting the little shork, Kiara! :D
When your little brother hears you curse.1:36
Ah a glimpse back 9000 years ago to a certain goblin we once called.....friend....
Kiara: “accidentally “ corrupting the cinnamon roll
Calli: proud dad of the smol shark
Something to note, in English, fuck almost never refers to the actual meaning of fuck. In German, fuck almost always means what it means.
Welp, gonna save this to my "language learning" playlist...
Gura saying "fich dich schlampe" sounded like it hurt Kiara physically
Gura: has trouble learning 2x2
Also Gura: *GERMAN CUSSING EXPERT MODE*
It feels like everyone I know who has learned another language is less uncomfortable with profanity than they are in their first language.
I guess because with second language curses, you *know* it's bad, but you never got to really feel how it's used.
I have a friend who has no problem saying dirty things in English, but if I just directly translate back to her own language, she gets incredibly embarrassed.
Gura becomes to a Shark Steak and Kiara a Chicken Schnitzel.
Kiara: Stop swearing!
Gura: *I'm gonna make a supersonic woman out of you!!*
sensing a little gremlin giggling inside this shark
schnitzel is just their word for a certain kind of candy. Not just cookies. Think of not fancy candy.
Gura got no chill this stream lmao
She said she'd lose her apple, but she got another
when Gura calls F. U. in 1:40 min. then Gura sounds like a little kid running around happily saying F. U. XDXDXD
Gura ist sooooo cute :3
Oh so it is 'that' kind of messy?
I almost thought the same as Gura.
Did someone say SCHNITZEL!? FUCK YEAH!
Gura is like that one naughty kid but still loved by everyone...
0:32 awww that kyut naughty "haha"
gura swore as easily as she breathed
She will collect the apples on her head like coins in supermario