@@alexzhukovsky8361 that's exactly what some guys of Oracle told us in a conference at my University (I'm from Mexico and Oracle gave us a conference), they told us to never believe in that cause' it's wrote by HR and not by the real programmers, even they encouraged us to apply to jobs even if we don't have their exagerated requierements (Like this, 1 0 Y E A R S O F C A R B O N)
It's been around for a while, but the fact that the main interpreter requires a license, and the fact it's almost impossible to use outside of a dedicated IDE, kind of hurts it imo.
@@thestemgamer3346 yeah those are definitely some solid points against it. The newest version of dyalog ships with a script tool though so you can put apl in a file and then run it with one command. AFAIK you can't do anything like including other files with this tool but dyalog is definitely making progress. And if they get this working it sounds like it will be a lot better than salt
@@harleyspeedthrust4013 the issue I see is just that you really couldn't write any actual program in APL unless you want to fork over cash for a license. Using an open source version also comes with the fact it isn't really officially supported as well. I could see people using it solve some competitive problems, but I think there's a reason people don't use it in production.
@@thestemgamer3346 licenses are arbitrary. I know there are compilers for APL that will transpile your code to C, so if I was going to use it in production I would probably use something like that and then compile the C to binary. Nobody would know I wrote the code in APL without a license and nobody needs to Either way it's a fun language and you can do some really cool stuff with it
I love Rust, but man sometimes it's too colorful on the socks for me, but who am I to speak when my main source of income is using rust to make coins/nfts for others 😂
"You will never be a real Programmer because programming is a complex domain" ohh that one is pure gold! What I like especially about it that it seems to make sense even if you're not in on the (I guess) main joke. Just not nearly as funny.
It actually makes more sense when you miss the joke because real numbers exist in the set of complex numbers, therefore you can be a real programmer in the complex domain :)
@@KineticManiac yeah. As it's often the case with math jokes, if you are strict they may fall apart. But assuming that a programmer is placed with uniform probability density across the whole domain, then it's unlikely to hit the one line that is only real ("infinitesimal small" IIRC? ). Even assuming some density distribution that's just rotation symmetric around the origin that is the case.
I've moved on to Python, C++ and Node, the former 2 of which I use primarily (node is just what i use to run my website), but Java still holds a special place in my heart. It wasn't the most fun experience, but it wasn't all bad. 🙂
Being used to code in widely different languages (Rust, C# and Java), Java also holds a special place in my heart... And it's definitely not a good one. :(
@@michaeljoefish8115 compare the Java version of the “hello world” program to any other language’s; the issue you’ll see there applies to the rest of the language too
Rust is a better language than C++ because when I followed a C++ book and the rust intro to the language book, I had about 30 mental breakdowns involving crying from C++ book and only 7 from the rust book
Love the video But for real thought, having a year plus love/hate relationship with Java (not my only language), i would recommend learning it in order to understand OOP. But thats it, after that i would suggest moving to another language based on what you want to do. Yes it can be annoying but i would do it again if i had to.
@@Anon.G Mind explaining it a bit, I didn't point out that i used Java bc i was a First year. I looked it up, does it happend in Java a lot or whats the story of it?
Or learn C++ if you want to learn what OOP is actually useful for... Java just forces it on everything, even when that doesn't make sense, which is great when you don't understand OOP at all because now you have to learn it, but results in really bad usage of it
@@jan-lukas I agree, thats why i suggested it for learning OOP. Im doing it bc i like to know everything in detail. And yes i am planning to move on to C++ after i properly learn Java and C. Im want to learn C to get into Reverse Engineering btw, not just to move on to C++
The fact this popped up in my recommended videos notification + the fact I am indeed a bad programmer, who writes sloppy C++ and cryptic 6502 Assembly, I had a good laugh! For once, TH-cam gave me the content I wanted to see! lol
1:28 man it hurts I've never run into run "OOP problems" until I write something without well defined architecture then I understand... way too late...
"Programming is complex domain". I truly agree with you. I use C, C++ and JavaScript (yeah ikr "js standards", still helpful for web, since web uses this), but I feel like it's nothing that I learned and honestly there MUCH MUCH more stuff are waiting to be complete, I wonder, how many programmes in past decades were true programmer and were able to complete these steps. Great video comes with meme makes it realistic.
📸🤨 Are you suggesting I leave that lying around? Why in the world would I harbor such degeneracy on my computer? And why would you want it? Oops, I dropped this m.th-cam.com/users/shortswOqXPxz7jQM
`rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /` should only succeed in deleting the entire hierarchy if the shell binary, the rm binary, and glibc (if rm is dynamically linked) are somewhere else. Am I missing something?
I think C# is associated with BSoD, because Microsoft created both Windows and C# _-Java copy-_ , and Windows is constantly buggy (hence the BSoD), so all Microsoft products just suck. This is not actually true by the way.
@@v.f.38 Actually no. I'd recommend first learning a bit of CS from the internet. In my experience they literally do a better job depending on where you learn it at first. You would want to go to school as well if you want to get a career out of it I guess.
Sorry for the lack of uploads, life be like 😅
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant just make fun of rust users this time!! REEEEEEEEEEEeeee
Hey you roast so many programming languages
Tell me in which one YOU code 😉
@@ojaskumar521 Haskell and Rust.
No Fortran so I'm not a real programmer :(
lack of uploads is sign of lack of bitches
@@thestemgamer3346 as a C# game developer, i can confirm i am not a real programmer
Still can’t believe that junior dev position had 10 years of Carbon minimum listed and c++ doesn’t count, wtf are they thinking lmao. Great vid
You could clearly see, that it was written by someone from HR, who doesn't know anything about coding
@@alexzhukovsky8361 that's exactly what some guys of Oracle told us in a conference at my University (I'm from Mexico and Oracle gave us a conference), they told us to never believe in that cause' it's wrote by HR and not by the real programmers, even they encouraged us to apply to jobs even if we don't have their exagerated requierements (Like this, 1 0 Y E A R S O F C A R B O N)
i think they were being unironic
I think that was a joke
Was that actually real though?? I honestly can't believe it 🤣
Your honour, this channel is guilty of being too good.
Your honor, my client didn't steal whole company budget,
He's simply a PHP developer
First reason: "You use windows"
Me, a Linux user: *Perfection.*
HAHAHAH me to!
"Yes I use Matlab unironically."
WHERE THE DATA SCIENCE GANG AT?"
I use octave
Using python lmao
@@Akabeche i use python dude, Matlab is a meme.
I use julia
@@longemen3000 Data Science Megazord: (Ju)lia - (Pyth)on - (R)
I feel personally insulted...
I loved it, more please.
I was going to say "Then, I'm not a bad programmer" until it said "you work from home" :(.
Imagine working from an office building
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You have 10 years of Carbon experience?
huge props for using the pyramid scheme clip from The Office XD
1:34 glad to see APL coming into the mainstream. its such a damn good language
It's been around for a while, but the fact that the main interpreter requires a license, and the fact it's almost impossible to use outside of a dedicated IDE, kind of hurts it imo.
@@thestemgamer3346 yeah those are definitely some solid points against it. The newest version of dyalog ships with a script tool though so you can put apl in a file and then run it with one command. AFAIK you can't do anything like including other files with this tool but dyalog is definitely making progress. And if they get this working it sounds like it will be a lot better than salt
@@harleyspeedthrust4013 the issue I see is just that you really couldn't write any actual program in APL unless you want to fork over cash for a license. Using an open source version also comes with the fact it isn't really officially supported as well.
I could see people using it solve some competitive problems, but I think there's a reason people don't use it in production.
@@thestemgamer3346 licenses are arbitrary. I know there are compilers for APL that will transpile your code to C, so if I was going to use it in production I would probably use something like that and then compile the C to binary. Nobody would know I wrote the code in APL without a license and nobody needs to
Either way it's a fun language and you can do some really cool stuff with it
Edsger W Dijkstra called APL “the language of tomorrow, to solve the problems of yesterday”.
I love Rust, but man sometimes it's too colorful on the socks for me, but who am I to speak when my main source of income is using rust to make coins/nfts for others 😂
Literally the Devil Incarnate.
it's always ethical to toss a pipebomb at a java expo. They will explode JIT.
1:10 I feel personally attacked
"You will never be a real Programmer because programming is a complex domain" ohh that one is pure gold!
What I like especially about it that it seems to make sense even if you're not in on the (I guess) main joke. Just not nearly as funny.
is it a math joke about number sets (real, complex)?
@@inertia_dagger Yes...
Oh god I just got this joke.
I'm a bit late...
It actually makes more sense when you miss the joke because real numbers exist in the set of complex numbers, therefore you can be a real programmer in the complex domain :)
@@KineticManiac yeah. As it's often the case with math jokes, if you are strict they may fall apart.
But assuming that a programmer is placed with uniform probability density across the whole domain, then it's unlikely to hit the one line that is only real ("infinitesimal small" IIRC? ).
Even assuming some density distribution that's just rotation symmetric around the origin that is the case.
2:22 That hits hard, but now I am working on a better one
Combined, our buggy languages will have like 2 users lol
Did not expect to see Jreg, good stuff
Exactly 10K subscribers, here to leave this milestone
The reasons why you're a bad programmer is that no one in the world is a good programmer
Thank you! We all suck!
This meme actually inspires me to try and get better at programming. Wish I knew what I was doing, maybe I should go to school.
My dude just dissed the entire programming scene
0:59 such a chad move
I've moved on to Python, C++ and Node, the former 2 of which I use primarily (node is just what i use to run my website), but Java still holds a special place in my heart. It wasn't the most fun experience, but it wasn't all bad. 🙂
Being used to code in widely different languages (Rust, C# and Java), Java also holds a special place in my heart... And it's definitely not a good one. :(
Yes, but consider the fact that you're British(oxford comma)
Hey, I’m a beginner to programming. What makes C++/Python more popular than Java?
@@michaeljoefish8115 java is slow, full of boilerplate code and generally isn't really that good
@@michaeljoefish8115 compare the Java version of the “hello world” program to any other language’s; the issue you’ll see there applies to the rest of the language too
Yes I use C++ unironically - 🤓
Yes I use TS unironically - 😎
ts shit
Yes I use Lua unironically 😇
Yes I use Perl unironically - 🦖
Rust is a better language than C++ because when I followed a C++ book and the rust intro to the language book, I had about 30 mental breakdowns involving crying from C++ book and only 7 from the rust book
nice void linux reference. only a true distro hopper would get that one.
As a stupid lobster language programmer, I enjoyed this vid 🦀
Good job!
Also I'm a stupid snake language programmer btw 🐍
Stupid gopher 🐿️ programmer
Python Programmers when the standard library to calculate the meaning of life isn't there 😐😐😐
i love this channel for its pure disdain of php, and other programmers.
best content
That math joke at the end was so corny. Sounds like something my old lecturers trying to be cool would have said.
I've learned what a monad is, master.
Now what is an... "endofunctor"
"You use windows."
"Dammit! How does he know!?"
Man, the accurate outflow of my emotions 🤌🏽😹
Love the video
But for real thought, having a year plus love/hate relationship with Java (not my only language), i would recommend learning it in order to understand OOP. But thats it, after that i would suggest moving to another language based on what you want to do. Yes it can be annoying but i would do it again if i had to.
Cache miss cache miss
@@Anon.G Mind explaining it a bit, I didn't point out that i used Java bc i was a First year.
I looked it up, does it happend in Java a lot or whats the story of it?
Or learn C++ if you want to learn what OOP is actually useful for... Java just forces it on everything, even when that doesn't make sense, which is great when you don't understand OOP at all because now you have to learn it, but results in really bad usage of it
@@jan-lukas I agree, thats why i suggested it for learning OOP. Im doing it bc i like to know everything in detail. And yes i am planning to move on to C++ after i properly learn Java and C.
Im want to learn C to get into Reverse Engineering btw, not just to move on to C++
@@tonyhugo8832 object oriented programming will have many many cache misses because of how objects store data.
Must have 10 years experience with carbon
As a manjaro user i think this video has done 0% damage to me
same
But you dont even use arch btw
manjaro? more like manjarno
jk
The fact this popped up in my recommended videos notification + the fact I am indeed a bad programmer, who writes sloppy C++ and cryptic 6502 Assembly, I had a good laugh!
For once, TH-cam gave me the content I wanted to see! lol
The monad part is so accurate. It's like you suddenly gain consciousness on your 3rd birthday party
1:28 man it hurts
I've never run into run "OOP problems"
until I write something without well defined architecture
then I understand...
way too late...
I can't believe that Go made it out of this video alive. As long as you don't count the "you use compiled languages" one, that is.
you should make a meme about that one OpenGL guy that shows you his random 3 coloured triangle.
that is me btw
Mate we all suck and aren't programmers...
Everyone knows that real programmers make their own cpu-
Also WTF YOU GOT TO 10K SUBS HOW THE HE-
Yes I am Ben Awad, how did you know??
That PHP one hit
I write in Verilog. Trigger warning: there are lots of triggers!
The carbon part had me rolling lmaoo
Finally, VB developer acknowledgement
Almost at 10k subs lets gooo
Thanks for the reminder, appreciate it.
Void is the most epic distro.
1984 on codeforces! Nice👍
You can learn programming, but you can't master it.
"Programming is complex domain". I truly agree with you. I use C, C++ and JavaScript (yeah ikr "js standards", still helpful for web, since web uses this), but I feel like it's nothing that I learned and honestly there MUCH MUCH more stuff are waiting to be complete, I wonder, how many programmes in past decades were true programmer and were able to complete these steps. Great video comes with meme makes it realistic.
I program in C so I'm a better programmer than you.
Oh the 10 years of carbon experience ...
Every roast combined:
You use *
thanks to your channel I just ordered a book on C++
But can you be an imaginary programmer? 😎😎😎
bro destroyed the entire programming community
2:22 _* cries in language designer *_
I like the fact that he included the Romans in this video
Who’s watching this in 2034, 10 years of Carbon experience in hand?
yeah I use Haskell unironically, no I don't have a job, what is grass?
That a solid let's gey rusty reference
I am self-taught programmer who uses almost any language that does the job, there are probably plenty of roasts for that.
Great vid tho!
Source on the you use rust unironically one at 0:50 please - for a friend
📸🤨
Are you suggesting I leave that lying around?
Why in the world would I harbor such degeneracy on my computer? And why would you want it?
Oops, I dropped this
m.th-cam.com/users/shortswOqXPxz7jQM
@@thestemgamer3346 :))))))))
man ur stuff is too good 😂 had me dying
That Carbon joke LMAO
Nice jreg reference
more APL representation in memes!
yes, i have a feeling APL is going to blow up pretty soon. it's a very well designed language and those symbols are just too cool
you forgot the "you actually use WSL 🤓🤓🤓"
2:37 Lmao🤣! Wait a minute, this is me🥺
So the message I'm getting here is all coding/coders/noncoders/coding-languages suck?
yes
10 yrs from now carbon devs are gonna be real confused
Believe me, you made me hit the subscribe button
Another banger here is my sub
Unironically, I use python and Rust 😔
i too
you're the idea guy
damn
''you use interpreted languages''
cant think of a much better insult, as a cpp guy 😋
Simply amazing
This video is amazing
Wow this one is SOOO good
Imposter syndrome fuel :((
i know what a monad is thanks to your video. it really is just a just a monoid in the category of endofunctors
He didn't mention javascript. So that means Js devs are good :D
0:35 :D
@@thestemgamer3346 Oh, Fuck
This one a banger fr fr on g
a third (deadass 18 to 36) of these apply to me, that's way too much, please help
You shuld add "You think carbon has good syntax" and see the world explode
People who still can program using DOS: 👴
Haha, i have played with Borland C++ on DOS, C++ was basically a C...
Functional JIT language users are feeling proud right now
that's me :)
I only use Holy C checkmate
This is the best thing i have seen for the week, and it's just Tuesday!
lol not enought endofunctors
By chance will there be a C# slander video any time soon? :)
Seeing 2 attacks towards Java wont stop me from using it.
So relateable
`rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /` should only succeed in deleting the entire hierarchy if the shell binary, the rm binary, and glibc (if rm is dynamically linked) are somewhere else. Am I missing something?
Oh oops I forgot the / lmao
I don't think so. The program should be loaded once in memory, do its job and leave. What happens after, idk.
@@Speykious busybox's `rm` would definitely behave that way at least (designed to be statically linked)
Jokes aside, why is the "You use c#" part (2:06) a BSOD? is there an issue with c# that im unaware of?
I think C# is associated with BSoD, because Microsoft created both Windows and C# _-Java copy-_ , and Windows is constantly buggy (hence the BSoD), so all Microsoft products just suck. This is not actually true by the way.
KOTLINCHADS KEEP ON TRUCKIN
The rust one yeah 🙏
Is a computer science degree worth it? Serious question.
Yes.
Yes
Thanks. I guess the reason you said what you said at end video is because it is a subject to study, at least initially, in school.
@@v.f.38 The thing at the end of the video is a math joke.
@@v.f.38 Actually no. I'd recommend first learning a bit of CS from the internet. In my experience they literally do a better job depending on where you learn it at first.
You would want to go to school as well if you want to get a career out of it I guess.
0:14 - java is great (im a minecraft java enthusiast)