@@mrfreeman2911 yes redguards are supposed to be Arabs in the game but their skin complexion is a bit too dark. Some Arabs are like that but the majority are what you call caucasian. It's still cool to find my culture in the game though.
well the "white elves" or snow elves (in an opposite way to real life) were enslaved by the dwemer (who I believe may have had slightly darker skin) and they became the falmer.
TheBlue Sentinel the only way we can fight the Thalmor is by removing the shackles the Empire has given us. The Redguards did it. And they beat the Thalmor! The Empire has been a shell since the Septim dynasty died.
tell me when the thalmor come to invade skyrim and kick your asses who would you call to help no one because you be burning every single bridge due how racist and ignorant the stormcloaks are
This was a very good one! I like the scene-enacting, where you created a setting for the characters instead of just showing the phone calls themselves. Pretty much all of the ones you called also had some great responses; especially the second and, ofc, the last one.
2:52 this one was pretty funny, the Nord thought he was talking to a Dark Elf, but it was a Redguard. I love how the guy answering just played along with it. Those reactions are always the best, even if someone doesn't know the series the caller is from, it's always the best when they try to play along.🤣
Wait so redguards are African- American Akavri are Asians Nords are Irish/Scottish/Norse people Dark elves are Australian High Elves are Upper class people Khajits are any european foreign person And argonians and wood elves im stumped with.
Seriously I've looked everywhere for the skyrim soundtrack that starts playing at 3:43 but I can't find it ANYWHERE. Does anyone please have a link or something? ;(
@@Dennis-nc3vw dude, the guy clearly is calling up black people using the racist nord soundboard to mess with them by calling them 'grey skins'. But the last guy clearly knowing the Elder Scrolls series turns the prank around on the caller, which just makes it even funnier.
pieter melkam ask the Greeks of Antolia if they liked Turks moving into their lands. Oh wait they were killed in a genocide once they became a minority.
I love when they know what it's from.
Yeah right
+Pedro Carregosa Mr picklessssss!
+Pedro Carregosa good boy
Me too
+warriors code +Ethanhike :D
Lmao now every time someone calls me African-American or black I'm going to just say "I'm a Redguard". They'll be completely stumped.
What if they call you a Redguard?
Boredness
oh shit...I didn't think that far...A dark-skinned Nord.
+Dylan Seaton you filthy redguard
+trueuttar L
Go back to Africa! - Oh, you mean Hammerfell?
the guy that figured out it was a skyrim thing... that one was funny
Really impressive that he caught on haha
He's a true gamer
Give prop to that guy, but those lifeless animal not wanted here have get out the city.
Finally someone figured out that it was an Elder Scrolls thing. :D That made me happy.
Rythem Shake racist asshole
"white elves."
ha
lol
Well, since they litteraly became monsters... They aren't better than animals
He meant snow elves.
White elves are extinct in the ESO lore lmao
that dark elf must have had 100 speech skill to convince him he was a redguard
He wasn't lying. Watch the video.
@@Dennis-nc3vw And you missed the joke.
Speechcraft like that I'll bet he even manges to get to the Cloud District pretty often.
Bethesda logic.
More like 100 illusion
"im not a dark elf no more man I'm a redguard"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
reguards be like arabs
@@mrfreeman2911 yes redguards are supposed to be Arabs in the game but their skin complexion is a bit too dark.
Some Arabs are like that but the majority are what you call caucasian.
It's still cool to find my culture in the game though.
Redguards are pretty good with knives.
@@greatarabia8091 yokuda is african
@@cgavin1 *_CURVED SWORDS_*
*_CURVED. SWORDS_*
"Then how do the white elves live like?"
No no, we don't talk about the falmer anymore
Lol.
if only he knew....
Poor falmer
"How do them white elves live like?" Oh the Snow Elves are extinct save 1
Maybe more! Pay attention to da dialogue!
Actually they aren't technically extinct but they are heavily devolved from what we think of a snow elf
+Barbed Two Falmerrr!!!!!
well the "white elves" or snow elves (in an opposite way to real life) were enslaved by the dwemer (who I believe may have had slightly darker skin) and they became the falmer.
***** in dawnguard you meet a snow elf and his skin is pure white
"I'm not a Dark Elf no more, I'm a Red Guard"
I literally laughed until my sides hurt and I was crying
I am DELIVURT.
"I'm gonna build a wall. And you know ho's gonna build it? YOU!"
-Black Trump.
Trump's not doing it for race reasons though. He's doing it for national security.
Lol. Wtf. This shows the dumbest of the dumbest people around
Deric Gregory he’s doing for a race reason. He generalized an entire race
@@John6-40 you're 100% wrong about that it's all about race
@@Killerk328 No it is not.
"Dude I'm not a dark elf any more I'm a redguard" that cracked me up
LOLOLOLOL
"I'm a redguard" killed me man :'D
its the best when they actually played the game and they play along
Trust septimus he knows
"Then how do the white elves live like" HAHAHA XD
yo, cool avatar/flag
Char Aznable tnx man
Megan Winter What?
Megan Winter Wow. You must be the man behind the davinci code you so smart
Megan Winter Have you written other deep secret novels on other youtube comment sections?
That lady didn't seem too scared to be talking to the devil.
Why be scared? He makes a great pal ;)
She had "The blood of jesas!" on her side.
***** LMAO great reference xD
Isn't the devil meant to punish bad people? So why should she be?
Lol she played some daedric quest
"You're a disgrace to your own kind"
"You're a disgrace to the mankind"
Damn that was deep
Lol I was about to say that guy was quick with it too, sick burn 🔥 😂
Wasn't that deep of an insult but good enough
Hermaus Mora calls a church !
ps : ayy lmao
Hermaus Mora calls a library
Lmao or a Mosque
Aloha snack bar
I think a library or bookstore would be better.
YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE GOT THE JOKE!! "I'MA REDGUARD NOW MAN!" A HJAHAHAHA!!
Yeeees
Stfu
@@sicarius1292 what? Why did you tell someone to shut up on a 3 yead old comment?
Tootiezelda bc I wanted to
@@sicarius1292 lol, now I think your even more of a no life
The guy at 3:18 was great
Yeah, love when people get involved with the jokes.
so awesome
Ha that's awesome
There's nothing at 3:18.
@@ConsumeristScroffathere’s a beautiful redguard there
Master calls KKK and tells them about master race. My 3rd petition.
So... a racist computer calling up consoles?
RoseOfTheNight4444
hes not a computer, he was a human - Richard Grey. Consoles...? i dont get this one
Zenon Malinowski I honestly thought this was a PC Master Race reference thing xD I'm so sorry for wasting your time,
@@enigma647 Well technically he is part computer.
Guys like him give us Stormcloaks a bad name.
Ye give yourselves a bad name, making humanity fight itself when we should be preparing for the Thalmor!
TheBlue Sentinel the only way we can fight the Thalmor is by removing the shackles the Empire has given us. The Redguards did it. And they beat the Thalmor! The Empire has been a shell since the Septim dynasty died.
Filthy faithless imperial
Get the fuck outta skyrim
tell me when the thalmor come to invade skyrim and kick your asses who would you call to help no one because you be burning every single bridge due how racist and ignorant the stormcloaks are
Iqbalx1 If they are so ignorant and racist, why'd they let a Khajiit like me in?
Lydia calls an adoption agency!
"I am sworn to carry your burden."
i died at "I'm no dark elf I'm a redguard"
"I'm not a dark elf no more man, I'm a Redguard!"
dark elves make great stealth archers
Racist
Triggered
Nords are great at starting wars
Redguards don't belong to this dimension. that is racist, look at the lore
You're thinking of Bosmer
Hello from Ukraine.
I started learning English just for the sake of your Prank.
Good luck, man.
My great grandmother came from Czechoslovakia. It was hard for her to learn Engish. So good luck, sir. It's a hard language to learn.
North American Spartan *english is hard language to learn* pure ignorance.
English is one of the easiest languages
Хорошо !
Слава Украине
"This is the land of god" and "I'm a redguard" omg that killed me XD
I ain't a Dark Elf no more I'm a Redguard! Well now...
Joshua Graham calls up the Mormon Tabernacle.
this is an amazing idea
THIS A 100 TIMES.
If he'd only make one more Prank Call vid this is what must happen.
make it happen
To the top
YES! There are so many dialogue pieces to use.
Got called on it. Dude's a red guard. Get rekt
That's beautiful😂😂
"I'm not a Dark Elf no more man, Ima Redguard man!"
That level of detail! That fully animated style! You sir, have upped your game IMMENSLY! Kudos to you sir! Kudos!
please do a Merryweather bodyguard calling a complaint line
yo that will be cool
'Then how do the white elves live like?
Oh, they are basically just blind, live in dwemer ruins and were enslaved by the dwemer
@@deepdishpizza2234 What?
@Ü Huh? Wym?
@Noon Oh, well I get a notif when someone replies to one of my comments and I reply to that person if I feel like I should say something.
@@thebelgianlemon6815 damn dark elves
awwww skyrim.. good old days :3333
You don't play Skyrim anymore? Big mistake
I still play
I mastered the game long time ago! Although i would've played if i had time.
+Dat Boi who doesn't
They're gonna remaster it though
My 10 year old dog was put down a few hours ago, somehow your videos was able to make me laugh on the very sad day.
Thank you.
Sorry for your loss bro
DudeThatsEffedUp rip, my 12 year old dog died last week I get it
Rip
That Nord is a true American hero.
No, he is a true Scandinavian hero.
Skyrim is America's 53rd state.
Eridan Ampora No, it is a mix of all the Nordic countries.
Like I said, America's 53rd state.
Eridan Ampora Very well. So dark elves are what? Mexicans?
I love this new approach where he knocks on the door and the machinima looks slick.
"I'm not a dark elf anymore man! I'm a red guard!" Omg he plays skyrim xD
god that guy at 2:51 is awesome :D
This was a very good one! I like the scene-enacting, where you created a setting for the characters instead of just showing the phone calls themselves. Pretty much all of the ones you called also had some great responses; especially the second and, ofc, the last one.
"Then what do white elves live like?"
Um, they're...
Uh... very dead.
Ha why would a dark elf be worshiping Talos?
c0da fucked the lore so its all good
c0da makes it cannon.
What is c0da I've never heard of it
Talos is the god of man, strength and Freedom he gives people hope and that's why even some mer will worship him...
That's true, then again it's only the high elves that really have a problem with him
3:12 How did he manage to laugh like that? Is there a mod that lets characters laugh/react? 😮 (talking about the animation, not the voice)
XD that guy was soo cool he said nah man im a redguard
"So, how do the White Elves live like?" I lost it. XD
I'm going to build a wall, know who's going to pay it?
YOU!
After 7 years still funny asf
This is one of the greatest prank calls you've ever done!
Hard to believe this game is almost 5 years old now.
"I'm gonna build a wall, and you know who's gonna build it? you." - mystery african-american fellow
never forget the words of the prophet.
New race : The white elves !
well, it is not new. it actually exist: the falmer.
+niizzy a and the white elf from dawnguard
niizzy a White elves are the Snow elves.
TwistedAmoeba they are called Santa's little helper snow elves (elf).
The Pondering Critic Those are the Dwemer
I remember I first watched this when high, I laughed so hard I thought I would die. Still laugh a lot every time I watch this.
Same kkkkk
Same!!!
2:52 this one was pretty funny, the Nord thought he was talking to a Dark Elf, but it was a Redguard.
I love how the guy answering just played along with it. Those reactions are always the best, even if someone doesn't know the series the caller is from, it's always the best when they try to play along.🤣
I'm a red guard man
What is GMan doing behind that lady on the far right at 03:36?
He looks like a ghost though
This is way to good
OMFG THAT LAST ONE
stfu you damn dirty grey-skin
But what if i told you i was a redguard.
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
Wait so redguards are African- American
Akavri are Asians
Nords are Irish/Scottish/Norse people
Dark elves are Australian
High Elves are Upper class people
Khajits are any european foreign person
And argonians and wood elves im stumped with.
Argonians and Wood elves are homeless people living in swamps and forests. :D
Why are dark elves Australian wtf lmao
Mr Sythes Some Male Dark Elves have a sorta Aussie accent. especially when they say "yes sera?" I dunno its the closest thing i could resemble it to.
Argonians are Mayans and the Wood Elves are Aztecs. If you play ESO, Black Marsh has Mayan pyramids and Central American-like structures.
+ǫ ᴜ ɪ ɴ ɴ Lol
I'm not a dark elf anymore, I'm a redguard now😂
"Anybody there?"
"Hello?"
"Hey" kind tone
"What's up?"
"We don't want your kind here"
"But I'm a redguard?"
"OH. We can look the other way"
Nord: 'That the best you can do?'
Dark Elf: 'You talk like an irishman'
Me: 'Wait? That's and insult? I'm offended.'
These videos are so damn good. These are the best sound board pranks I've ever witnessed.
Nord was walking around the skyrim ghetto lmaooo
Seriously I've looked everywhere for the skyrim soundtrack that starts playing at 3:43 but I can't find it ANYWHERE. Does anyone please have a link or something? ;(
How do white elves look like ?
Indo-J the falmer.
Connor The Mystic Hound no they were snow elves or "white elves" before they became the falmer
sonicj Polygon Falmer is just the elven name of snow elves. Just like Dunmer, Bosmer, and Altmer.
Snow elves
They look dead, because they're dead.
That man who recognized the voice was a legend
"I'm not a dark elf no more I'm a redguard." Just wow, So relaxed about the call just wow.
So happy you're uploading again.
3:07 Finally, someone who actually knows Skyrim.
Lmao this is so well put together I love it, alot of time and effort went into it
"Your a disgrace to your own kind!"
"Your a disgrace to mankind!"
👀
👀
Nazeem should call a social hotline or try to find his way to the cloud district
"Im not a dark elf no more im a redguard" what a twist
"I'm not a Dark elf anymore im a redguard" I LOVED THAT GUY
The Redguard bro... XD
A few days ago I saw a dark elf in windhelm talking to a wall
"Im gonna tell you what im gonna do imma build a wall.. And don't you know who is gonna build it? You!" Lmao
Are 3:28 all the dunmer from windhelm? I guess there should be more
2:11 a dunmer praying to Talos!
I'm not A Dark Elf anymore I'm a Redguard!
Finally, some one who knows Skyrim
As horrible as these prank calls were, this last one made it all up! Dude knows his
Elder Scrolls.
@@hisdudeness8328 What was horrible about these?
@@Dennis-nc3vw dude, the guy clearly is calling up black people using the racist nord soundboard to mess with them by calling them 'grey skins'.
But the last guy clearly knowing the Elder Scrolls series turns the prank around on the caller, which just makes it even funnier.
Lmao that last guy "I'm not a dark elf I'm a redguard man!" I love it
The one guy who got what was happening 😂
It kind of hilarious when they know what the voice clips are from
I love how the redguard guy knew what was up XD
"I'm a Redguard, man"
Nice one haha
I'm glad you got your TH-cam channel back.
Lol, we need more uploads bruh
im not a dark elf anymore, im a red gaurd
you may have out smarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting
for how long have you been suffering in machinima?
2:04 the guy said "I'm gonna build a wall, and you know who's gonna build it? You" ain't that some Donald Trump shit? Wtf
The woman at 2:30 sounds like a voice actor from oblivion
please start making vids every week! These are great
This shows how stupid racism is actually
pieter melkam ask the Greeks of Antolia if they liked Turks moving into their lands. Oh wait they were killed in a genocide once they became a minority.
True!
pieter melkam Not if you look at the quirks in specific ethnic groups. Racism isn't necessarily bad, or stupid.
Calling up random nice people and insulting them is the stupid part
Can't wait till the remastered version!
How did he find all the dark coloured people to call 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what I was wondering 😂
-Dark elfs lives like animals
-*showracemenu* I'm not a dark elf anymore, i'm an redguard
The white elves?? You mean Snow Elves? They're called Falmer now.
The knocking on doors is hilarious 💀💀
"you sound like an Irishman"
that was such a funny format hahahaah
I love it when they know what's happening.