@@-KurbZik the countries I mentioned are some American allies in the East. The Far East is... a part of the East. Also none of them are South Asian. The statement is incorrect because the Eastern countries I mentioned don't support Iran. Also did you like your own comment?
@scientificnameofpigs . . . No? I dunno, I'm too lazy for smth like that. South Asian is sometimes called Island Countrys at Asian, like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and others. That what I meen.
Dont compare us with the orthodoxs, they are only 15% and we also hate them. They are stealing billions from us to live on our account, they spread hate all across israel, they call us enemies and they want to force us to become orthodoxs like them and if not, quote "bullet to the head" they are not working at all and they want to destroy our democracy by weakening our supreme court. We will also probably soon go to a civil war with them because they asked for it. Also they are not really believing on god, they are a big cult. That's is
Kingdom of Jérusalem ? I only know barbarians killing everyone and taking that warm place to live in levant instead of the starving europe 😂 I only know salahudin
@@MohabWali08 I agree with this sentiment but I'm referring to modern day rn. Yeah most Gen Zs probably never seen a real gun let alone know how to shoot 1 without blowing their arm off.
@@galeinnight Wait what? Those guys are weird, They think they are mocking us when they are using our language, but thats looks more like praising than mocking. Anyways, I could've been a bit rude and told them that at least we have our own writing script, which their ottoman empire has used for writing ;) And now they are using the latin writing script, which came from the west. Those guys are missed up, one day they use arabic script one day use latin script, wait a few more years and they will use another one! Hope if a turkish guy saw this comment not to take it seriously :P
The U.S. military equipment left in Afghanistan was given to the Afghan Army, and then left with the later when the US turned over the area of operations to the Afghani Army. The US was in full withdrawal mode, as planned for after the Afghans took over the military duties, when the Taliban swept across the country. The Afghani Army folded and abandoned their infrastructure, including the U.S. military vehicles that were given to them by the U.S. This is not that different from what happened in Vietnam, after South Vietnam fell and the U.S. military equipment they were using ended up in North Vietnamese hands, or when ISIS got their hands on U.S. military vehicles/equipment after they swept across parts of Iraq. If Ukraine were to lose, and the Russians took over all of Ukraine, they similarly would have U.S. military vehicles/equipment in their hands. In fact, they managed to get their hands on US supplied military vehicles when they took over Crimea. We're already replacing the technologies behind what went into the vehicles we provided to the Iraqis and Afghanis, and similar technology is available for civilian use... I've seen police versions of these military vehicles. These vehicles require a lot of maintenance, are expensive to maintain, and increasingly become useless if they are not used and maintained. Pictures that the Taliban have shown of motor pooled military equipment shows that the Taliban is not using these vehicles as much and understandably so... They don't have the money to keep these vehicles in use, so they use them for photo op purposes. These challenges go up when it comes to the Blackhawk... There was an article of the Taliban trying to fly a Blackhawk, just to have it crash and kill everyone onboard.
Saudi: Women shouldn't be allowed to drive! U.S: Men and Women are equal, they should both be allowed to drive! People who live in Jordan: Nobody should be allowed to drive 💀
@@User_2550c потому что это не их земля за всю историю на этом месте было почти всё что угодно но не палестина и забыл сказать ещё одну вещь из всех народов только евреи исповедуют иудаизм и как мы помним стена плача это еврейская святыня значит когда-то там жили евреи а значит до вавилонской империи были царства иудеи и израиля (и это исторический факт) а ещё мечеть аль-акса могли построить кто-угодно потому что не только арабы-мусульмане а ещё османы и много других народов так что это ещё один факт что палестинцев там в жизни не было потому что такой народ появился после 6 дневной войны (где израиль победил 4 мусульманских стран за 6 дней) а давай поговорим тепрь про хамас вы знаете что у газы есть не только граница с израиле а ещё и с египтом так почему они сделали это а вот почему потому что они террористы и даже египет это знает и из-за этого у них граница с газой лучше чем у израиля🫵🤡
Im saying to realities about TÜRKIYE: We talk Turkish, not Arabic, We use cars, not camels. Our country is full of forests. We got any DESERTS. Our ancestors came from middle Asia (Now known as kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and other turkic Countries under Russian invasion.)
Bro you did this turkish scene like we are really arabs and we lying about it. But first "Turk" word in the history were on a carved stone in modern Mongol area. I think you knew all this but if you dont, search about "Gokturks"
@@sauronthemighty3985 one of them has 40 to 60% european DNA while one is pure canaan. one ran from certain someone seeking refugee and after taking refugee, they were given the land by britishers
I dont think the point is that there are many muslims in general in Sweden, but that the kurdish diasphora is large (and a lot of them are politically active). Thats part of the conflict between Erdogan and Sweden. There are more or as many muslims in UK, France, Belgium, Germany and some other countries. But other groups.
us turks originate from middle asia where kazakistan is rn we were there thousands of years back. im not saying people there arent turk like us from turkiye, they are more turkish if not but we aint arabs
In fact, Turkey and Iran are the two countries that are not Arab, but Israel is of the same race as us, because the Arabs are Hebrews and the Hebrews are Arabs (Arabic = Hebrew). The matter is a little complicated, but our names are different because of historical events that happened to us. We are both descendants of Abraham. We are the Ishmaelites Arabs of descendants Ishmael son of Abraham, and the Jews are descendants of Isaac, son of Abraham, but what happened is that our father Abraham sent our father Ishmael to the desert, while Isaac, the father of the Jews, remained in the Levant. After much time had passed, the Jews established the Kingdom of Israel (Israel, son of Isaac), and we, the Ishmaelites, established the Kingdom of Kedar in the desert (Kedar, son of Ishmael). As for why we are called Arabs and they are called Jews, the matter is more complicated and requires a lot of writing😂😂😂😂
@@רןטרודלרMy friend, what are you saying? We are literally of the same race. All that matters is that our names are different.100% of the Israelis are of the same race as us. It does not matter where you come from. there are 5 million Arabs in Europe, does this mean that they are no longer Ishmaelites or what? Of course they are Ishmaelites
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Tbf what more did i expect from a guy from portugal (except my boy ronaldo he cool)
Military game developers trying not to set their games on syria or iraq: (they cant)
Remember the SOCOM games on ps2? Those were great, tactical "sandy" experiences hahah
I mean they’ve got Ukraine now, so……
Arma 3?
@@danielnoahalie9186 The base game of Arma 3 is set in the Mediterranean.
They've had Ukraine since 2014 when Russia first invaded :/ @@Racidbuttcheeks6969
Sweden being mentioned is strange yet so real at the same time.
Only gays say that sweden is a middle eastern
Realistic
Sweden can into both Nordic and the Middle East.
LOL, I wouldnt say Russia is the only Reason Iran has an economy, you forgot China my friend
AKA the East
@@JimmyM1975 Japan, SK, Taiwan, Philippines: *Am I a joke to you?*
@@scientificnameofpigs
It's a FAR East and South Asia, my friend. In what God-forsaken place did you study? Or did you study at all?
@@-KurbZik the countries I mentioned are some American allies in the East. The Far East is... a part of the East. Also none of them are South Asian. The statement is incorrect because the Eastern countries I mentioned don't support Iran. Also did you like your own comment?
@scientificnameofpigs
. . . No?
I dunno, I'm too lazy for smth like that.
South Asian is sometimes called Island Countrys at Asian, like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and others.
That what I meen.
I lost it when the kingdom of Jerusalem popped up XDDDDD
Same
DEUS VULT
The Sultanate of Egypt
Peak Saudi comedy:
personal freedoms ☕️
Turkish Habibi
Wdym?
as a saudi arabian, this is indeed peak humor of our country
What the flip is personal freedoms
tbf it still has better human development index than the rest of the middle east (aside from UAE and Bahrain)
Based Saudi
2:04 As an Iranian i have to say : wtf is economy!!!!!!!!
Arre
money
Turkish Habibi
-Wait ... hold on why did I do that?!
cause i feel like it
NOOOO *becomes arab*
TURKS NOT ARAB
@@Ayhanbaran467 Elbette değil ,video içindeki şakaya ithafen yazdım yorumu
@@kara-mrt O güzel ben anlamadım şakayı, herşeyi ciddiye alıyorum
Oman is so peaceful we barely know the country even exist.
Fr I live there(not from there just live ) and whenever i tell someone that they’re like “where is Oman?is that a real country?”
Mashallah can we get Middle East Be Like 2??
damn you really want me to never step on any of this countries ever
@@AportuGeese WHY THE FRICK DIDNT U ADD THE UAE
@AportuGeese What I'd that Russian song you used called? I need it
@@matthewyoung300Its called serve russia
@@AportuGeese Let me know you that Afghanistan is not Middle East
It central Asia
christians talking about israel: 😍
israelis talking about christians: ☠️
bro have you ever even been to israel
Dont compare us with the orthodoxs, they are only 15% and we also hate them.
They are stealing billions from us to live on our account, they spread hate all across israel, they call us enemies and they want to force us to become orthodoxs like them and if not, quote "bullet to the head" they are not working at all and they want to destroy our democracy by weakening our supreme court.
We will also probably soon go to a civil war with them because they asked for it.
Also they are not really believing on god, they are a big cult. That's is
Bro never has been in Israel
Christians have the same rights as jews, Muslims, druze, and many more
@@norwegian_noisemaker6737 you mean palestine?
2:39 man of culture
2:39 BASED
New Crusade when??
facts
Based on liberal nonsense.
Kingdom of Jérusalem ? I only know barbarians killing everyone and taking that warm place to live in levant instead of the starving europe 😂
I only know salahudin
@@abderahmandj3845_muslim What? Any Islamic country? Lmao looser
2:01 correction, add china too.
1:07 Sweden? Did you mean Swedistan?
coming from a turk
@@ugo7395 he's from the Syrian colony of Turkey
no im not even turkish but it would upset everyone and it would just be shelled to death by everyone@@sage1312
@@sage1312yes lol it is funny
@extremistterroristnah that’s bullshit
As a Russian I laugh so hard from Syria and Iran slander
Fellow Irani people, take some Cola for us on import, thanks
Ok we will. 👌
@@khaledmoslehi1314спасибо, бро
As an Iraqi, I assure you that we do not know what this music is
what a timing for such a video lol
This guy gets it👍
I love my crazy region
As someone from Eastern Thracia I have more Middle Eastern pride than Balkan pride
Giv back Constantinople you arabs
@@laslov7812 [Content Deleted]
Why did this get no likes
@@laslov7812Don't talk half a word you Greek everybody knows that Greece is a shadow of its former self
@@laslov7812If you didn't confuse the Turks with Arabs, maybe
@@ashnhergirl Most intelligent kebab trying to get a taunt:
2:27 I felt that when Senator Armstrong showed up. 2:42 I think I like this more though.
That last part is incredibly embarrassing because of how true it is
2:31 they did , before britain and other eruropean jews came
Britain was one of the main reasons why israel is attacking Palestine, as I remember
The Lebanon one is so accurate LOL
Masterpiece
"I only know kingdom of Jerusalem" I like that one
As an iranian , you can change russia to china holding our economy 😂
All in BRICS
Truly the most educated westerner giving their Ls
It’s a a joke 😂😂😂
1:05 as an kurdish those guys dont want us independent
we have oil
🇺🇸 : 👀
Kingdom of jerusalem:🗿
0:31 best part
Ironically The gulf economy is diversified already, only 30% of UAE economy is based on oil
Still good video
@@scientificnameofpigssee y do u guys always take about thing uk nothing about Qatar doenst depends on oil
@@scientificnameofpigs qatar dosent sell oil my guy, they sell natural gas
2:44 true, its time to proclame a new crusade
And It's Time For Us To Win Another 😉 🇵🇸
@@MohabWali08I'm sorry but in a logical standpoint, if another crusade happened then the Middle East is absolutely done.
@@VanteTheOne
If Based On the western youths right now no because they would not fight they will say in mid battle
I feel that im a fridge
@@MohabWali08 I agree with this sentiment but I'm referring to modern day rn. Yeah most Gen Zs probably never seen a real gun let alone know how to shoot 1 without blowing their arm off.
@@MohabWali08 haven't won any
As a Saudi, you really got me laughing at that peak comedy😂😂
this aged well. and it's been only 2 months
what happened
HAIL CHRIST, we're going to retake our holy land!
THE BEST OPTION IS THE KINGDOM OF JERSUSALEM ✊
Who will control?.....Ah shit here we go again
DEUS VULT
Mameluke Sultanate is far better
*the last stand starts playing*
In your dreams
At first I thought I was sensing a jingoist political bias, but I’m starting to think you just enjoy chaos 😂
im what you may call a internet interloper
Who doesnt enjoy some chaos here and there.
No, he is just average "save the western civilization" worshipper
@@General_Aaron Spice of life.
Fact:
Back when oil wasn’t discovered. Only Afghanistan and India were sending food to the gulf
iran 😊
Turkish Habibi, meu portuga favorito ❤️
In Bulgarian, the expression "Turkish habibi" has a very specific sense :)
What is it lol
?????
Isn't habibi translates to my dear in arabic?
Why is it used for the turkish language?
@@mohammed44_ it is not used basically. or turkish people use it to mock arabs.
@@galeinnight
Wait what?
Those guys are weird, They think they are mocking us when they are using our language, but thats looks more like praising than mocking.
Anyways, I could've been a bit rude and told them that at least we have our own writing script, which their ottoman empire has used for writing ;)
And now they are using the latin writing script, which came from the west.
Those guys are missed up, one day they use arabic script one day use latin script, wait a few more years and they will use another one!
Hope if a turkish guy saw this comment not to take it seriously :P
Ummm, Azerbaijan is in Caucasus, not Middle East.
🤓
The countries of the South Caucasus - Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia - are occasionally included in definitions of the Middle East.
Azerbaijan is iranian
@@cyrusthegreat7030 go save your country from corruption and mullah regime poorsian
@@sbd03go save your country from becoming Syrian and Erdogan a sultan turkpoor
as a turkish habib i confirm
*turkish habibi*
Jordanian mountains:🗿
2:44 literally my reaction the whole time to the conflict
We need an episode for north Africa or Africa in general ✊✊✊
WE MAKIN IT BACK WITH THE SLAB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬😊
Israel doesn't exit
It does
because of genocide indeed
Open Google Maps
Yes it does
@@alijaafari210 and the Jews got to have a country because of the genocides they suffered in WW2
there is zero terror in Oman
I’m a Kuwaiti and i find this funny
02:13 Metal Gear meme with Metal Gear soundtrack, loved it.
do you know what part of the soundtrack it's from? i've been searching everywhere
@@laravalcarcelescuainLove Detterence guitar
@RaidenTheRipper950 thanks i appreciate it
The U.S. military equipment left in Afghanistan was given to the Afghan Army, and then left with the later when the US turned over the area of operations to the Afghani Army. The US was in full withdrawal mode, as planned for after the Afghans took over the military duties, when the Taliban swept across the country. The Afghani Army folded and abandoned their infrastructure, including the U.S. military vehicles that were given to them by the U.S.
This is not that different from what happened in Vietnam, after South Vietnam fell and the U.S. military equipment they were using ended up in North Vietnamese hands, or when ISIS got their hands on U.S. military vehicles/equipment after they swept across parts of Iraq. If Ukraine were to lose, and the Russians took over all of Ukraine, they similarly would have U.S. military vehicles/equipment in their hands. In fact, they managed to get their hands on US supplied military vehicles when they took over Crimea.
We're already replacing the technologies behind what went into the vehicles we provided to the Iraqis and Afghanis, and similar technology is available for civilian use... I've seen police versions of these military vehicles. These vehicles require a lot of maintenance, are expensive to maintain, and increasingly become useless if they are not used and maintained. Pictures that the Taliban have shown of motor pooled military equipment shows that the Taliban is not using these vehicles as much and understandably so... They don't have the money to keep these vehicles in use, so they use them for photo op purposes. These challenges go up when it comes to the Blackhawk... There was an article of the Taliban trying to fly a Blackhawk, just to have it crash and kill everyone onboard.
It's very childish perspective and wrong but i can't deny it it's funny
Me: I am just in the lobby waiting for Yudeah to make a comeback...
Nice
Don't talk about middle east again
Why
Kingdom of Jerusalem TIME!!!
As usual, dropping some hard truths
Brain root of the highest order
Saudi: Women shouldn't be allowed to drive!
U.S: Men and Women are equal, they should both be allowed to drive!
People who live in Jordan: Nobody should be allowed to drive 💀
Women can now drive in saudi arabia
@@2yinn100
Explains why the accidents shot up
women have been allowed to drive since 2019 i think in saudi. and guess what, the accidents went up to 110%🤣
common L islam.
FOR CONSTANTINOPLE? ST-SOPHIE CATHEDRAL AND BAUDOUIN 4
(go quick jews and slims, we are exhausted by the wait for our Kingdom Come)
It was a Turkish Habibi moment, indeed
2:32 the Israelis want it, but the Palestinians don’t
U liar
Then why are they still in their land ?🤡🫵
@@User_2550c who?, Arabs or Jews?
@@User_2550c потому что это не их земля за всю историю на этом месте было почти всё что угодно но не палестина и забыл сказать ещё одну вещь из всех народов только евреи исповедуют иудаизм и как мы помним стена плача это еврейская святыня значит когда-то там жили евреи а значит до вавилонской империи были царства иудеи и израиля (и это исторический факт) а ещё мечеть аль-акса могли построить кто-угодно потому что не только арабы-мусульмане а ещё османы и много других народов так что это ещё один факт что палестинцев там в жизни не было потому что такой народ появился после 6 дневной войны (где израиль победил 4 мусульманских стран за 6 дней) а давай поговорим тепрь про хамас вы знаете что у газы есть не только граница с израиле а ещё и с египтом так почему они сделали это а вот почему потому что они террористы и даже египет это знает и из-за этого у них граница с газой лучше чем у израиля🫵🤡
@@דןשאולסקיwhy did you write this in russian?
Turkish Habibi, masterpiece of a video!
I REPEAT. TURKEY IS NOT CONSIDERED TO BE IN MIDDLE EAST
??? yes it is, only 3% of our territory is europe, rest is caucuses and middle east.
Egypt left the chat
Im saying to realities about TÜRKIYE:
We talk Turkish, not Arabic,
We use cars, not camels.
Our country is full of forests. We got any DESERTS.
Our ancestors came from middle Asia (Now known as kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and other turkic Countries under Russian invasion.)
Bro you did this turkish scene like we are really arabs and we lying about it. But first "Turk" word in the history were on a carved stone in modern Mongol area. I think you knew all this but if you dont, search about "Gokturks"
💀what is bro talkin
@@naczosy5510 I'm trying to say that we not buried our girls alive because of their gender, you little funny teen :D
Bro we know anyone who don't talk arabic is not an arab. Arab is not a race
this relates to the vid so well, thanks!
America is like that final boss everyone hates
as a Kurd i can say that i talk about our independence in those country’s i get lot of agreement not
We should get the holy land once and for all boy!
Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!
2:02 didn't know we still had economy
One word my brathar, OIL!
@@sadrakeyhany7477nah bro even with oil and gas we still dont have economy
@@WoW-wb4lf that's impressive, just not in a good way 😅
Kingdom of Jerusalem is cool, but what if we gave the Pagans the holy land?
They consider it holy?
They always say saudia arabia is just empty desert with cameles and oil only and no human and women rights and that’s completly wrong
Turkish Habibi, this one was funny too.
0:35 When a country declares war on israel
"Kingdom Of Jerusalem? Huh. I Only Know Judea...."
I only know canaan and Palestine, nothing as judia
@@lero_Judea and Canaan are no more. Now there is only Israel and Palestine.
@@sauronthemighty3985 one of them has 40 to 60% european DNA while one is pure canaan. one ran from certain someone seeking refugee and after taking refugee, they were given the land by britishers
As a kurdish person, I truly can confirm saying Kurdish independence will put your life at risk.
0:59
Velvet Room
Lebanese national army now being the third strongest army in Lebanon
0:06 WE ARE *_COMING_* EVERYWHERE 😈🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲
Ahhh zaddy
as a Kuwaiti I can confirm we somehow clean the ocean
As a kurdish I can confirm this is true
Kurdistan doesn't exist
Evet öyle
Turkish Hamood Habibi
As an Israeli I found it funny😂😂
@@aik_ahmedTurkey? Nah bro i only know Kurdista-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
@@t3r4byt3_0Turkey? I only know the Roma-
@@arcticchain5264😨😨😨
As someone who actually knows whats going on i found it funny@@starlover77568
Syria Jordan turkey Egypt Lebanon? Naaaaah I only know that plastisi- 🔨💥💫
As a iranian and someone who lives in middle east since she was born. This is 100% true
How come iran have so many people and so hard to find iranians on the youtube
as a Lebanese i found this funny, respect 👏🗿
2:33 If you‘ve ever been in Jerusalem, you would know that they actually do.
2:35 want saladin to beat your a#s again ?
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
As a Iraqi i see that as a W 🇮🇶
same
@@WaterTire-dm7gu اي
@@WaterTire-dm7gu يسوي مقاطع ضحك علينا بس هيجي يعني كعفوية مو استهزاء....يعني ميمز
I think Omni Man represents the Arab armies
1:07 don't forget Germanistan and Francistan
There are no Kurds in France
I dont think the point is that there are many muslims in general in Sweden, but that the kurdish diasphora is large (and a lot of them are politically active). Thats part of the conflict between Erdogan and Sweden.
There are more or as many muslims in UK, France, Belgium, Germany and some other countries. But other groups.
@@Dark0_004 are you sure?
@@sbd03 There are Arabs in France (like me), but almost no Kurds
There are even more Turks than Kurds
@@Dark0_004 kurds were burned Paris because of 3 kurds were killed in Paris.
us turks originate from middle asia
where kazakistan is rn
we were there thousands of years back.
im not saying people there arent turk like us from turkiye, they are more turkish if not but we aint arabs
Yeah. More like Turkish speaking Armenians 😅
1)Azerbaijan is not in Middle East
2)Turkiye and Israel are the only countries in the Middle East to not be Arab
Israel is mostly Arabic 50.2 percentage of the Jews are arabs
In fact, Turkey and Iran are the two countries that are not Arab, but Israel is of the same race as us, because the Arabs are Hebrews and the Hebrews are Arabs (Arabic = Hebrew). The matter is a little complicated, but our names are different because of historical events that happened to us. We are both descendants of Abraham. We are the Ishmaelites Arabs of descendants Ishmael son of Abraham, and the Jews are descendants of Isaac, son of Abraham, but what happened is that our father Abraham sent our father Ishmael to the desert, while Isaac, the father of the Jews, remained in the Levant. After much time had passed, the Jews established the Kingdom of Israel (Israel, son of Isaac), and we, the Ishmaelites, established the Kingdom of Kedar in the desert (Kedar, son of Ishmael).
As for why we are called Arabs and they are called Jews, the matter is more complicated and requires a lot of writing😂😂😂😂
@@רןטרודלרMy friend, what are you saying? We are literally of the same race. All that matters is that our names are different.100% of the Israelis are of the same race as us. It does not matter where you come from. there are 5 million Arabs in Europe, does this mean that they are no longer Ishmaelites or what? Of course they are Ishmaelites
Iran also not arab
Yes Israeli colonisers are Europeans and turkey are turks and Iran are persians
Not boss music more like a ride on one boss from 34 different clan because they know damn well that they couldn’t do shit alone😂😂😂😂😂
Mashallah, Turkish Habibi, caralho!
Ninth crusade now.
As a Syrian I can say uncle putin loves anime girls (means the Syrian gas in the sea)
Not me being saudi arabian and laughing my a$$ off😂
These are some top-notch memes
As middle eastern I can confirm