Scary Comp. V11
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.ย. 2020
- Scary videos. Enjoy!
* unfortunately, #4 has been removed because of a copyright claim :/ *
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I hope you're all having a great day. On a side note, there's something I want to clarify. The "strange mannerisms and oddly thin physique" in #6 may have come off offensive to some witches in the witch community. My apologies if you were offended. This statement is actually a reference to the witches we see depicted in films and urban legends and not actual witches in real life. I should've made this clear in the video. Sorry for not clarifying this. I've got nothing but peace and love for the witch community❤️ Thank you
It’s night for me. And oh boy is it gonna get spicy
I await your next vid
Better than great
Hi
Onionhead 2008 Greetings
A scary comp a day keeps the demons at bay
hallelujah 🙌
Huh.. ironic
A scary comp a day makes the demons come out and play
@@peachy.peachy.peachy shhhhhhhhh im trying to release them
Y E S
Everyone seeing a ghost: SON GRAB THE WORST CAMERA WE OWN
Mom get the camera!
LMAO 🤣😅🤣 so true
😂🤣😂🤣ok
And wave it around like beads at Mardi gras! 😆😆
It's as if these videos were recorded during the VHS days - might as well rewatch this video in 480p ;-)
"Do you mean us harm" is one of the many questions you never ask a Ouija Board. Or hey, just don't platy with Ouija Boards at all
I know... the obvious answer is ALWAYS yes. "No, I need a bridge partner... can anyone get a decent bridge partner in the afterlife around here!?" "Oh sorry grams, my mistake"
you also never take your hands of the tringle thingy there are way more rules to it but i not gona say them all
Ouija for what today we have Android board.
But why? Whats the consequence?
@@HandheldGamer1991 well you can get a spitrt attached to you or you can get possed or you can get sick but im not sure about that, bad things can happen so i will say never use it if you do then please do reach and use it as savely as you can
That little girls mom recognized her immediately, from her hair, her dress and even her little shoes, it's the clearest ghost video I've seen in 30 years of watching paranormal videos, I never understood why this video didn't get the attention it deserves, watching the mom on an interview breaks your heart.
because it's just an actual child and not a ghost.
It was a touching video
@@mightymaxx1 how do you know?
@@Douglas_I I watched the video and it's pretty clear it's a child. So it being an actual child is the logical answer. I would not assume it's a ghost.
@@mightymaxx1 fair enough!
"Might want to turn on the lights"
Me, watching this in broad daylight: *(PULLS THE SUN IN CLOSER)*
😂😂
yOu cAn'T pull the. sUuUuN in closer, it'll burn everyone and how would you move it?
😂😂😂
A
ATHARV KAWLE Nah, that only works in the Wild Wild West. You need to use a Shrinkinator to shrink the sun, then you can keep it in your pocket.
6:28
Guard: reciting a prayer
Crackhead: àáäûüùéèêôøô
Yeah it could be a homeless crack head
6:28
the funny thing is that is so black we cant see a face or ssomething
@@baphometh000 What are you? Racist?
@@apekkusu4563 *hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
I'm a graveyard shift security guard and for what ever reason find myself watching these at 3am😂
Id die the first five seconds- man, what is with you😭😭😭😭
Lol I’m watching this video at 3:39am 😅
Safest place on earth
The way the woman was amused by the ghost opening the door makes me believe it. One haunted house i lived in had a spirit that my family found amusing too .
Japanese ghost : aaaaaarrrrrr
Person : *dead*
British ghost : opens door
Person : can you close it please
British ghost : ok
I wonder if Canadian ghosts are even nicer lol
@@lucienonthelotion_3167 nah Canadian ghost just throw your milk cartons on the floor and replace them with bags of milk instead
@@psychronic8327 i- why did i laugh- 👁️👄👁️
Oh god Mexican ghost
@@youraverageweeb1206 say puta madre to it n itll turn into something even satan himself fears
The little girl in cemetery
was murdered the Mexican news station did a one-hour special about it, how the little girl soul won't rest because the killer is was never found!!!
Thought the killer was her father, it was on the mothers facebook
Yeah actually wasn't her dad that killed her
sinner demon where is full video at?
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
@@user-zu8yf7ws4p Good for you👍🏼
9:39 this is just wholesome, the dog is with the child even in the afterlife
nice gun testing
or.. they're from another universe 🤔
Just a thought, but is it a camera that records and then erases and records over? Maybe it's from a previous recording. I know it's not film anymore so maybe not.
@@benscoles3067 Looks like a digital camera so it doesnt “tape over” stuff
Is there still a residual image though? It does record over other information just doesn't "tape over".
I love how it's just being assumed that it closed the door on its way out instead of closing it behind itself
i can imagine the security guard just shouting at a mute, disabled homeless man asking for help
Bruh if I saw that IM OUT
Honestly if I was the security guard I’d box that weird ass person tf you think gonna happen if you run up on me looking like a demon 🤔 you getting to shit rocked
@@stickylungs madlad
he was reciting the apostle's creed in spanish i think, and if that wasnt a witch reacting to the prayer then idk what is
@@2amanon78 could be a lost/homeless schizophrenic dude you would be surprised by how much the subconscious part of the brain tricks us for example that physcological stuff(forgot the name) where the mother sees her child as a demon, sleep paralysis (I had some extremely Scarry at first) and also listen to the stories of schizophrenic from Reddit it's all just in the brain like that ouija board it's mostly fake as if you Don't use magnet and your had is still touching the subconscious part of the brain moves it without your conscious decision
Let this be a lesson to everyone: never mess with a luigi board.
It’s a Lugia board you bunch of turds.
@@The_Kevinist no its ligga
oulja*
@@bezolsmate 😐
Whaaaaaaaaaaa
the 'witch' one was just terrifying
But what happens? Why do the videos always just stop? I want to know where it went.
I always feel sad for child ghosts, like they haven't found peace, why would the be wandering around.
Demon: *Can kill and make people insane*
Camera: *Is activated*
Demon: *Confused screaming*
You have to be specific like it's salt, gotta get the low quality to freeze them, to make them leave get 720p+ camera
Oh no you have to be level 10 to make people insane
Demons can kill people??
@@miassgachavibs2919 bruh. i hate this game called "life" cause it's pay to win
The only way to stop a demon is to say ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!
the hooded figure is just the grim reaper taking a rest on a tree stump, his job is hard you know
Ikr it must be a hard job keeping up with all these people
UNLESS YOU HAVE A MORT.
😂😱😂😱
Nah fam that was just Gravelord Nito on his usual routine
@@BlazeHaze7 You have split personality
Controlling the magnet for that board is the best part of the game. 🙃
These are the exact videos that I always try looking for. Can't believe that I just found your channel. Binge watching them.
“It looks like the ghost was going for the swing set in his backyard, confirming it’s a child”
Me, a 20 year old woman who loves to swing still: 👁👄👁
Im 18 and still swing like a selfish child when at a playground:/
swings will always be fun as hell regardless of what age you are!
Like, who doesnt?
@@yurimessiah tru
literally cannot relate more lmao
Guys the ghost at the start was saying...
HELLO GUYS I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
😭😭😭
I'm so scared now because of that 😣😭😱😥👻
And the witch was selling g fuel behind the corner
😂
NOO DUDE 💀💀💀💀💀
Native spanish speaker here
In the first video I heard: "Que no hable Roxy" (maullido de gato) (murmuro inentendible) "No! Se cae" (ladrido de perro) "Escuchadme, escuchadme"
Translation:
"That Roxy doesn't talk" (cat meowing) (unintelligible mumbling) "No! It falls" (dog barking) "listen to me, listen to me" (this one last sentence with the spanish from Spain accent)
Thank you.
I think it’s Latin not Spanish
He’s watching a cartoon on his phone lol
10:05 that’s so wholesome~ the kid still having fun with the pupper 🥺
pov: you saw this on suggest and now your watching all of them
FACTS
Mhm
Yip
That's right
That's accurate
Camerman: "Close the door.."
Ghost: *closes the door*
Camerman: "What the hell"
*Surprised Pikachu face*
😭😂😂
@@theskitgod8310 what
😂😂🤣
@@ice-bug465 what
#5 had me dying laughing 💀 Like that’s a good way to make things less scary I love it 😂
I love your videos man. Nobody makes scary comps like you
Cameraman: close the door
Ghost: understandable, have a nice day
Real question is, did the ghost shut its self out or in...DUN DUN DUNNN
@@danielprado5945 BROOOOOOO YOU’RE SO SMART THAT’S THE REAL QUESTION HERE
Hahaha, probably. But at least she has a ghost who is considerate enough to shut the door when she asks. I mean shit man, my parents didn't even do that when they came in my room and on the way out would just leave the door wide open no matter how many times I asked them to close it please.
Dude seriously this guy is like Chills and Daily Dose Of Internet put together.
But better!
RIGHT
Yes
You got it! Wahahaha
Daily Dose of Chills
The ghost child made me so sad, she looks like my 3 yr old daughter. My condolences to her mom and family.
how is a ghost toddler visiting her brother's grave even remotely the scariest thing you've seen in ages?? for me it was between sad and sweet 🤷♀️
veer veer beep beep
huh says here your gay.
because it’s fake, just a figment of imagination
@@logan1829 ....i dont see how that makes it scary
Just to clarify, New Mexico is a US State and is not apart of Mexico.
❣❣
People didn’t know this?
@@iceybundles i didn't despite watching a shit ton of Breaking Bad.
@@despacitodaniel801 😂😂😂
Stfu
7:03 the security guard wasn't just yelling at that person he was praying the way a priest prays when doing an exorcism
That's I thought too.
I caught that
Another person appears at the end bro
xxx CHOPPER no look further down the street it appears out of nothing
Yeah.
In the intervening years, your narration style has gotten much better :)
There's nervous laughter ordering a "ghost" to open and shut the door, then there's Grace: "I can't believe people are going to fall for this shit when I upload it" laughter.
It's the latter people.
"Turn on the lights for this one"
*notices lights are already on*
*TURNS ON MORE LIGHTS*
turn the Auxiliary lights on and don't forget the Fog lights in your car toooo
Turns on neighborhood lights
You: "Need more!"
**TURNS ON 2ND LAMP**
*Turns* on the entire area 51 lights
Switches on torch
Respect to who ever watched this alone in the dark
Me rn
i watch this videos outside in the night xd
Nah man its broad daylight for me
It's night, i'm alone at home and lying in bed
This is fine
me
Bro your the goat. You post legit scary videos lol
The one with the little kids and the dog is honestly kinda heart warming, not the back story but seeing them run down the street makes me happy for some reason
I felt different about it. Knowing two kids died from dog attacks, it seems like they’re eternally escaping their death.
@@Studio-IV but the dog walked past them and along them. Maybe they made amends when they met each other.
@@starlingbaez6681 now that is a nice thought ❤
@@Studio-IV who tf said they died from dog attacks?
@@Themuffinman488 Yeah, it sounded like they got lost back there and never made it out.
Why is it always child ghosts? What about midgets? That’d be a freaky ass ghost
What about full-sized ghosts? lol
ًSomething with Bungalow I’ve also wondered about that as well. I mean they wouldn’t be hard to spot, or hear. Probably ghost farts, maybe that’s what the smell is ppl always talking about. Fat ghost farts? Yupppp
Lol! Like some "aphex twin come to daddy" shit!!
midgets are scarier than children or normal people
ًSomething with Bungalow actually, I’ve seen a “full sized” full grown ghost in my old apartment. I thought it was a random person in my house since my mom had some guy friends but it turns out it was a spirit. The only way I knew it was one was because he walked into my bathroom and never came out but once my mom went to go see if he was still there, and he was gone. I was 7 years old when this happened too so it was a while ago. Idk if this makes sense lmao
The witch footage, like many apparitions on this channel seems to be absorbing light.
The second video made me cry , I can’t imagine being the mother losing your toddler and and swing her spirit wondering lost
first video: "sounds a lot like spanish"
me, a mexican: ??????????????
Saskikon
Wey
Yeah i heard "¿escuchaste?" At the end
@@ipussyric47 why do they have upside down question marks
@@dizzy2xx i really don't know, but we also have upside down exclamation points "¡Ay!"
when BizzareBub says it’s the scariest thing he’s seen ina while
Spine: chills enters chat
Oh hell nah! Now that is ths scariest thing, Chills entering the chat, that is true terror.
For real because we all know that he's seen some freaky shit
Chills is pretty good but his content lately not so good
@@stevemathis9702 he's content has never been good. Ever
@@AllanElMelon1043 true lol I feel like his voice is slow not normal but he shows thr video for more watch time
Well done on mil subss man
The steps of the ouiji board:
1. Don’t ask questions that could lead you to danger and possession
2. Don’t take your hands off the board till you say bye
3. Don’t even use the ouiji board..l
The security guard was saying a prayer.
Yup. That’s probably why the demon witch was manifesting. Didn’t like it!!
En el espiritu santo!!!
In the pray of god!!!!
Witches aren't afraid of prayers
If you watch closely at the end of the street at 6:55, you will see there is someone or something appeared.
It may be another pedestrian or a ghost?
It’s the creed
“This account was made by her ghost”
Me: okay that makes sense.
Narf
Wtf
Sarwat Malik Lmfaooo I’m saying
@Narf I am........... NO I DON'T WANNA DATE
There is like 5 or 6 of that account from different places
@@AbbeyKitty1013 *w h a t*
11:30 could that possibly be a monkey??
That girl who asked the ghost to close the door was laughing at the strange happening. I would have ran out of that room.
8:19
this girl was laughing bruh my bags would have been packed i would bee on an island rn
It could be a panic response, when I panic I start laughing too
@ChickenTendersAreOk so, don't talk to them?
@ChickenTendersAreOk That one seem nice but he can hide something idk
@ChickenTendersAreOk yup, but I’ve dealt with so much and I’m also the son of a pastor so that also helps being able to tell the difference, but I’m still always careful around them no matter what or who they are. Because even if they are human, you never know if it’s a good person or a horrible person that wants you dead.
@@perfectnothing. not unless you know exactly what your son got professionally or what your getting yourself into
Imagine having to deal with demons while we just sit here and get entertained by your fear
I am 99% sure that's just the ghost's POV
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard POV: you are a ghost buster and he is the ghost >:)
I've been watching your videos *backwards.* I'm almost finished the whole series.
the ghost kid and the ghost dog one is so cute though they have each other.. why am i gonna cry
Just a friendly reminder to everyone: Don't use Ouija boards.
The End
You're not my dad
xd
thanks i will not playing that shit game in real life for sure 😂
Because they're a waste of money and don't actually do anything
That guys didn't say "goodbye", did he.....????
What if the "ghosts" we see are actually alive and we're actually the ghosts
*terrifying- I actually been at a close to death moment, that makes it worse.*
I like the implication that the real people just hide, throw shit, and sprint around randomly
Confused confusing moment
Damn that would explain alot
Shush you game that is way better than the ones that are out now
You're supposed to sign off before you remove your hands from the board, that's probably why the spirit was so angry lol
Number one rule of a Ouija board is to never take your hands off the planchette until you say goodbye.
8:41 jeez, the spirit is more respectful than my own family, when I ask them to close the door they just walk away lmao
Same, they always leave a tiny space haha xd
@@StellarGemCB ikr lmao
Same lol
Same lmao
They dont even bother to turn my light off
And I'm just like: HEY COME BACK HERE AND FRICKING TURN IT OFF-
but I still get ignored T.T
Son , grab the pair of pistols , we'll hunt bad thingies tonight
"you might wanna visit the rest room before watching this segment"
Me watching while taking a shot: do you really have power here.
bro the timing,i was doing too
@@specterr3177 yo i just got done too
Who took a shite in the toilet and didn't flush it
@@sm0llqueen289 whoever "shided" did it
@@x.xn.x102
Oop-
You don't play a ouija board; the demons play you.
BizareBub is the biz💯!! All clips are on point (looks real)👍
I love how ghosts are so destructive off camera but as soon as a security camera is put up they only show glimpses of their head or something
Can't kill the camera man
they know they feel the frequencies
I see some of different episodes on other programs and alot of them show poltergeist activity or doors opening and closing
Dude, I live in Florida if you think these scare me then you are wrong.
Even though the vid just got uploaded but still underrated comment
StockPhotoKid no it’s not lmaoooo
y'all are a whole different breed of human 😭
Korporal K. Reep bro you haven’t even watched the video stfu
Yhea you got that wacky Florida man
0:30 the dude had something playing on his phone that's why you heard the voice
I've watched a few of the more recent comps (59-62), but I decided to start at the beginning and this one by far has given me the most chills.
Lol same
"You might wanna turn the lights on for this one..."
"You might wanna use the restroom before this next segment..."
I'm watching this at 9:30 in the morning while taking a dump, so I guess I have all my bases covered!
Good thing I took a shit before watching this xD
Osha Hott, 🤣 best comment!!
I was just in the minute 9:30 when i read this
.
lol me too, when I say I shit myself... You get the idea
If abandoned houses meant more ghosts, Detroit would need an army of Ghostbusters.
My favorite TH-cam channel by far
“You may want to keep the lights on for this one”
Ooo im getting spooked
“Reddit user-“
Ok its fake
true lmao
Yeah, but a lot of them aren’t so just because it’s from Reddit doesn’t mean it’s fake
@@ChronicTitan that is a dead fucking lie
@@heyyou9472 maybe if theirs no video also what makes something fake or real when it comes to paranormal shit.
@@shanespencer8754 a lot of things
8:10 that's kinda wholesome, imagine the ghost giggling because it made someone laugh. Yeah out of fear but atleast she laighed😀
Sigh.. *opens WattPad*
@@dontknowanycoolnames4443 oh god! please no!
@@celestiashi y e s
I love the narration of your videos. You really have me thinking about the outcome of some of your videos 📹🤔😏😌☺👏👍
I listened to it the first time with the lights on, then thought... "I'm goina go for it!" So I turned off the lights and watched it! Unfortunately, nothing happened. I was kinda bummed out...
"I see no harm in keeping a ghost who listens and respects one's privacy"😂😂😂
No am gonna pass
Period!!!
I wouldn't I am lonley
Yeah yeah the number 5 ghost that shuts the door for her xD
nah fam, i respect all ghosts so if they respect me we can be homies after i die as well ✌
I think being friends with a ghost who respects ur privacy is goals.
The dog story makes me happy. When the kids met the dogs in the afterlife they made amends. And now they're playing together for the rest of eternity. I have a very old wolfdog who's like a little brother to me. I hope when he finally passes, he'll wait for me at the Rainbow Road. And when we finally meet again. We'll play till the end of time. If you have or know an old dog, do something nice for them.
I'm legit crying right now. Thank God he's right next to me so I can just reach over And hug him.
(For those curious, he's 72 in human year's.)
Update: Nov 9 2020 he's dying. He's on his side in the backyard. Pray for him please. I don't know what to do without my little brother... D;
Edit: he was my dads, not mine
Honestly I love both cats and dogs and they get along most cases, your old friends are probably happy that they have new family members. (I have a cat myself and I love him, he'll probably live a lot longer than his uncle.)
No
@@Grievingbow “no”
@@Grievingbow yes
I dont think the children would make peace with the animals that literally gored them to shreds and ate them. Such a painful death, it must've been terrifying.
bub: oddly thin physique
video: literally a stickman animation
This collection of videos has been one of the " better ones " on you tube xxJanieDundee
They should leave candies on their porch for the deceased kids and the dog, kids spirits tends to calm down with this type of offerings.
But the candy could kill the dog......oh wait!
@@incorporeal7614 🐕
@@Saikmuu stop yelling at me!!
@@incorporeal7614 How am a yelling at You?!
@@Saikmuu ahhhh the voices!!! The voices!!!
"Do you mean us any harm?"
SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!
*Casually slides to YES*
SHINEIIIII! NINGEN!
It’s Tressen then
Its over Anakin,
*I have the high ground!*
0:22 The whispering raspy voice in the footage sounds like it's saying something like "Escucharte".
6:00 This encounter seems to take place in a town in Colombia, which is the same country where a group of locals were terrified stiff of the gruesome loud cries of La Llorona.
The raspy voice said " escuchaste? , it means You heard?
Love your videos, and am pretty sure you'll never see this but..., Doesn't TH-cam have image stabilizer options when you upload?
"It looks just like her"
It looks like high rez pixel art
It still resembles her
@@tiffanysaylor148 the description resembles 90% of children in Mexico.
a mother knows her child
zombieoutbreakprod racist
@@omardagoon2505 how the hell is that racist?
You know what? I like this channel, no long obnoxious intros no sponsors just spooky videos from the get go
its the ghost trying to say thank u to the delivery boi
In a video #7 on the right side where the couch is, you can see behind it, a dog ears, and how the dog turns the ears in the direction the figure is walking.
You NEVER want to take your hands off the planchet before saying goodbye no matter how crazy stuff happens. It'll get worse if you do.
That’s not a great security guard if he’s running away from that person
lmao that's exactly what i thought, some security guard.
what is he gonna do, shoot the woman? lmao
@@2amanon78 maybe not run away from her
LMAO trust that most security will run ASAP I work at a really high cost residence building and I always joke with security how I'd be out of there real quick if some shit went down
@@wildercerrate7295 suppose I’ve only done security work in a convenience store and never seen what I thought was a witch. I’ve seen a couple of junkies who could’ve passed for witches but that’s it lol. Maybe I shouldn’t have judged
Dude that ghost is so polite I'd shake its hand
0:14 what can only be heard and understood from that child's voice is "You heard me" (Me escuchaste)
Ghost : *open door *
Girl: Can you please close it ?!
Ghost : very understanding, have a nice night *close door *
😂😂
Me: thx boo
"ok, sorry ... boomer :3"
Very kind ghost
Selene could just be a hacker group trying to get personal info
I thought that too but then I also think it's another "universal" account. Lke if you remember when first starting Facebook, and I think it was the smae on MySpace, you'd automatically have the creator like Mark Zuckerberg on your friiend's list even though you never added him. I thin this is one of those accounts modified so it would look more inconspicuous, hoping no one would notice and it could sit in the background. It would probably be to aid in cracking down and censoring posts, even when someone is only posting things privately they still get censored, maybe that's what this account was made for. There is a twitter account with the name that is in this facebook account's URL (Ketzalitoo aka Ketzal Herminia), but nothing else related that is easy to find.
people who say "oh i'm never going in there again" when the story is kind of sad, doesn't sit right. If i heard a story of a kid being found dead in the woods and I knew their spirit was still lingering, I would pay my respects and go visit them. maybe try to communicate and see what I could do to help them get to where they need to be.
Paranormal activities happens in my home too. But i was never been able to record it tho. It stops suddenly for months and then weird things start happening again.
0:48 "It's hard to make out what was being said, but viewers have stated that it sounds like spanish."
Me a native Spanish speaker: "¿Qué?"
A gooder. Cheers.
I can kind of hear the “escuchaste?” But the rest?? Yeah no
Yo tampoco entendí una mierda pero dicen que según está hablando en español 😐
I think the pronunciation is very similar, but I didn't hear anything in Spanish, lol.
kinda sounds like the voice was saying "no se cae" ( it wont fall)
"ghost made a facebook" lost me there bud.
What time?
@@minaashido2220 2 months
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Lmao.
the last one really pisses me off. no wonder he spent a decade not letting anybody see this video, they kept letting go of the planchette.
WHEN USING A OIUJA BOARD, NEVER EVER LET GO OF THE PLANCHETTE, EVER!
Why is it that we suppress the memories of those things that make us better?
"You might wanna visit the bathroom before seeing this."
Me: (On the toilet) I'm ready, coach.