I HAVE NEVER HEARD A CLOSER STORY! when i was in school i made a bow and arrow out of a pen and rubber bands but i had replaced the nib of the pen with a nail, shooting that thing off in class like i was on horseback in the goddamn shire and it ended up hitting my teacher in the arm. i wasnt allowed to return to school for 2 weeks....
cool outdoorsman tip, Mr. mpireoutdoors gonna go shit into trash bags in my backyard, awesome tip bro 👍 edit: what this guy doesnt tell you about is the smell. It does not matter if you triple layer the trash bags, the smell permeates through them and around them. terrible tip. this guy sucks.
@@selectionn if you're not smart enough to get a bucket with a lid when the lid is right next to the bucket in the store then yea idk what to tell you other than that you might be too dumb to figure out how to sh*t in a bucket without screwing it up, which sadly does seem to be the case here. Also, idk what you're talking about because triple layered trash bags aren't going to easily let anything through, smell included. You seem to be incapable of easy things.
@@selectionn idk why my reply got hidden but I wanted to say that there's just no way smell is going to get through 3 layers of waterproof trash bag and also that if you can't work out to buy a lid with the bucket you might be thick as pig sh*t.
Rat tip, instead of extract camping a scav extract, just go afk/chit chat until the later stages of the raid then go loot scraps and team up with the player scavs for an easier extract, im sure your poob charm would have the scavs flocking to your side.
Sadly it’s not a world record poop. My friend once managed to do the deed, wipe, wash his hands, and get back to the pc during a timeout in cs go. That has to be a record
When I was maybe like 6 I threw a frog up against the school slide and it exploded blood from the mouth and ass i immediately cried and had to be taken home actually have no idea why I was so evil at the time
Poobs gimmick is being the funny guy and keeping the mood laid back and chill
Being the funniest is as much of a gimmick as Usain bolt being the fastest - not at all
@@HotdogSosage what a gimmicky comment
@@iB_pOpN best part
I got a feeling we aren't really going to escape from tarkov this time.
I love the “YEEA-“ every time Poob says “My wife”
The real Escape from Tarkov is the friends General Sam teamkilled along the way.
and humble*
zcum
Hey, it’s that rust guy.
Poob really does put off a top secret spy vibe. So the editing fits.
Loved the transition into Jet Set Radio music. No one does it like you, Poob.
Sonic Gems & Mega Collection too. Ingrained from my childhood.
I HAVE NEVER HEARD A CLOSER STORY! when i was in school i made a bow and arrow out of a pen and rubber bands but i had replaced the nib of the pen with a nail, shooting that thing off in class like i was on horseback in the goddamn shire and it ended up hitting my teacher in the arm. i wasnt allowed to return to school for 2 weeks....
“I just wroke up!”
daniel larson reference
"one of these is really gonna hurt him" lmfao
Honestly you’re the best I’m always falling deeper into the darkness of life and your videos pick me up out of it.
Outdoorsman tip: it's pretty easy to shit into a triple-layer of trash bags in a sturdy bucket and then just tie the bags up and deal with it later.
why not just shit in a hole and bury it if your an outdoorsman
cool outdoorsman tip, Mr. mpireoutdoors
gonna go shit into trash bags in my backyard, awesome tip bro 👍
edit: what this guy doesnt tell you about is the smell. It does not matter if you triple layer the trash bags, the smell permeates through them and around them. terrible tip. this guy sucks.
@@selectionn if you're not smart enough to get a bucket with a lid when the lid is right next to the bucket in the store then yea idk what to tell you other than that you might be too dumb to figure out how to sh*t in a bucket without screwing it up, which sadly does seem to be the case here. Also, idk what you're talking about because triple layered trash bags aren't going to easily let anything through, smell included. You seem to be incapable of easy things.
@@selectionn idk why my reply got hidden but I wanted to say that there's just no way smell is going to get through 3 layers of waterproof trash bag and also that if you can't work out to buy a lid with the bucket you might be thick as pig sh*t.
@@selectionn dig a 12 foot hole to put your poopie in, very easy to do, no need for tools. just your goblin hands.
I had to rewatch the ending. It was perfect. 😂
My favorite V-Tuber duo!
Go my little mustachioed james bond! Just one more voodoo ranger and i'm sure you'll get em!
there's an episode of community where the drama professor says "I wish that this desk were a time desk"
the nade at the end was 500 IQ
Already know this one is gonna be a banger
Babe wake up new poob lore just released
Hey General Sam, start taking notes on this comedy gold.
Seeing a lot of parallels between poob and this john ham character
Awesome edit at the end
5:00 how fast do u think that dudes running thats how far u lead if he was in a moving car lol
Thank you
Beast
Rat tip, instead of extract camping a scav extract, just go afk/chit chat until the later stages of the raid then go loot scraps and team up with the player scavs for an easier extract, im sure your poob charm would have the scavs flocking to your side.
Another great video Pube
Love the new vids
yoooooo that guy in the intro was me
8:46 lmfao
Sadly it’s not a world record poop. My friend once managed to do the deed, wipe, wash his hands, and get back to the pc during a timeout in cs go. That has to be a record
I never shit at my high school once, nope
YIPPIE
Watching Poob walk past the sign that says "mines" in Russian 💀
wonderous
Looks like the ye’ old luck of the Irish was with poob this video! #ILoveEdging&Gaming
"hi poob" - jon hamm
Remember the three U's!
In case you wondered two straight white men talking about the bech del test does not pass the bech del test
I wanna play with you Papa, I love it when you tell me to shut up
Dude this shit is top notch
I was absolutely the kid who stabbed the mechanical pencil in my arm. I also did heroin for 8 years but I don’t see how those things are related…
8:52 toy story 2 fishing rod
Was it poobs nade? The world may never know.
What If tarkov was the friends we made along the way?
Instant like
When I was maybe like 6 I threw a frog up against the school slide and it exploded blood from the mouth and ass i immediately cried and had to be taken home actually have no idea why I was so evil at the time
Boss
Love seeing my close friend poob stream
poob needs to invest into a bidet, makes shitting efficient
Best brainrot
Poob I literally love you so much and I would play tarkov with you any time pretty boy, smooches. -Sam
🤩
I really like Pen Station.
MORE MORE!
HONEY WAKE UP PAPA POOB POSTED 🗣🗣🗣
It's been a bad month, Poob making it better though
Love you poob
Thank you poob
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yay poob!
15:00
So poob using the pipe strip guy thing as an avatar makes him technically a vtuber right?
sam show your face in more videos im trying to finish
Ill play with you poob
Something happened here…❤️
I love you poobie 😘😘😘
FIRST
Still no Irish poob
another poobtube banger
i've had better at the school cafeteria
u can't escape