Exactly, they're incentivised to do the opposite of create meaningful connections, they make their money when people are unfulfilled and swiping forever 💀
My favorite things about Andrew’s sketches: The music, the grand narratives, the the expressions - all that stuff. But most of all: the patented lick-lip reaction cut.
@@guinea_horn yeah as someone who struggle to find someone because i have asperger syndrome and have a history of rejections from girls, it infuriate me that they force payment just to message or see other people messages they sent, they're all scammers in my eyes but the worst is if i can one day get a credit card it will be first thing i buy with it
I skipped the dating apps and started seeing myself. Conversation's a little same-y but he cooks and I'm like, damn is that oregano?! And we laugh at these clips and have a good time and there's no more arguing. I love me...well I think? I dunno it could be lust.
... and I took that personally! Literally just started using some of those dating apps and this about sums up my experience, Andrew. You truly do have all the knowledge!
It's nice to know that Andrew is on these dating sites looking for love. It's incredibly relatable and I feel his pain. He turned it into comedy, thanks Andrew.
I had actually a great time on dating sites until tinder showed up, made many sites obsolete (people were transferring to tinder) and then I matched with like 6 people in 7 years of using tinder and I never actually met a single girl live from there. So this stuff hits close to home
@@newagain9964 no POF here and on Okcupid there were only like 20 people from my country, not an app people here use but I actually loved their interface
@@newagain9964Cali is just a breeding ground for entitled beetches. As soon as I switch to any other state and some other countries the algorithm seems to actually do its thing.
Tinder uses an ELO system originally developed in gaming to make matches and your profile is ranked by how many people swipe right on you. The lower your ELO, the fewer people see your profile. ELO is a flawed ranking system and ELO hell is real.
"You are gambling, this is gambling, you will not find love" -if only the apps were this honest instead of ads every 10 seconds because the algorithm knows im single.
as a woman I could never use a dating app for more than a few hours before deleting it cause it makes me so uncomfortable turning my search for a life partner into a job application
And men are just as picky as girls, seen most videos and post that "guys that get no marches" swipe left on overwieght and nerdy chicks I mean, fair, but it can be fixed My ex is chuncky and his friends too, and they're all people I wouldn't mind dating Because I'm chunky chick nerd gamer gal, no one picks me :p
@@HackersSun well you know the real rules of dating, right? it's unfair when someone I want doesn't want me, but it's totally justified when I don't want someone who wants me lmao
@pridefall3304 I usually give everyone a shot, didn't even want to go on these stupid things because I knew _thoughts like these persist_ but my friend put me up to it Was just trying to point out dudes make as much judgments as chicks when it comes to that, because I feel the political incel narrative radiates everywhere Guess shame on me for trying to show that
Meeting people is insanely hard these days with the decline of the 3rd place. Im lucky to have found a partner when I was out dancing, but those dating apps are demoralizing. I've been there. And there really aren't a lot of good places to meet people to date
Reminds me of the time when I was working on a dating app and couldn't make the matching algorithm efficient. I just called it a day and randomly matched everyone. Some are now married with kids xD
Lol I knew someone who did something like that with a non-English app. It was great until Covid when they decided to basically have an inquisition-style questionnaire to help everyone stay extra safe. 😂
this is hilarious, and pretty insightful. App programmers should do this more often. Buck the algorithm and hit the psychological fact that, if guided by a piece of tech, most people will take the mutual match as gospel and act accordingly. 🤣☠
Ive seen that so many times where people online will immediately go to "you must be ugly" or "you must be boring" when someone says they are struggling. Gaslighting guys like its always their fault. And apparently "hit the gym" solves all your problems. These are the same people that would tell you personality counts and its not just about looks.
Thats the 'self-responsibility' crowd. Absolutely thick-skulled and unable to understand why telling a person its all their fault over and over again is actually detrimental. Then there's the other kind of people who use the incel phenomenon as a socially justified excuse to pretty much say the same thing, and they'll openly admit as much if you try to counter their arguments in any way. "Nooo, I MUST convince you you're the problem otherwise you'll start hating women!!!". And I hate those 'mOdErN wOmEn ArEn'T wOrTh It & its because feminism!!' people as much as anyone else, but this this clearly absurd. Its perfectly possible to acknowledge the complexity of the dating problem without concluding something dumb like its all the women's fault.
Yo dawg it's me, your boy. Everything is gonna be alright, there's no need to stress out about meeting somebody, you got a long time and this craze will die out like everything else. Hit the gym, but do it so that you find yourself attractive, not for the ladies. Do it so that you look in the mirror and see yourself the same way my homie Andrew sees you, as an absolute unit. Now get out there hot stuff, get hydrated, get some sun, get swole, and i love you bro. You're gonna make it
It's really shitty for men! You nailed it! As a woman I can see that. Found my hubby on Lavalife 12 years ago. I was there a week before finding his profile. He had been there 7 years barely getting any good matches (he didn't want kidseither so there were literally 9 women profile to 'choose from'!). But he was the best damn husband one could wish for! His profile was honest, no BS photos or fake accomplishments. A true gentleman and wicked smart! But ladies had dismissed him because of his slight disability all his life despite his gorgeous face. Idiots! Wherever I go now, the ladies swoon over how well he takes care of me and we're still in love. We went through shit and we never failed each other! Girls, he was there the whole time for the taking! Stop shopping for 'perfect' guys or based on astrology or because he respects himself enough to split the bill.
just nature doing its thing, filtering out the unfit. women waiting for perfection wont have kids and wont pass their stupidity on to the next generation. good for the future
There's looooove waiiiting to find you 🎶 will you waaaiiit for him/her 🎶 will you be theeerrre 🤟🎶 the song's name is *My curse* by *Killswitch engage* ya welcome 🤙
It is super suspicious that I get absolutely nothing while scrolling daily, then get 2-3 likes a week when I stop logging in (and the occasional match with someone I liked months or even YEARS ago). It's almost like it's designed to try to rein you back in, to make you waste as much time as possible.
Holy shit, an actual success story in the wild! Do you reckon she wouldn't have given you the time of day if you'd just DM'd her in Facebook straight up without having to go through the dating app? Or was ot very necessary to even match up with her in the first place?
Having worked for Christian Mingle as a customer service person. This is 100% accurate. Way too much money with like 0 other people on the site. Glad I don’t work there anymore
I have unironically had better dating success from Twitch then Tinder, Bumble, Plenty of Fish, and Grindr combined. I guess the moral of the story is just play video games and try to make friends with similar interests and let things evolve naturally. 🤷♂️
Checks out. I once went on a wicked date with a girl I met on Farmville. She watered my crops and we went to the real life zoo together. I just came home from a horrible Tinder date.
yeah but there's so many horny guys simping for every woman that dares to talk in a game chat that many just stay quiet altogether. i agree with you but naturally means not to have it on your mind when gaming. and lonely people seem to often be bad at that lol
Of course, the flipside to how bad dating apps can be, is that if you limit yourself to meeting people in person, you still won't meet anybody, because that requires them to actually be the same place as you at the same time as you, and approachable.
I never got what people meant by "meet people irl", like bro... I have no idea what she's into or is she even single. Maybe she's lesbian. Maybe she supports mass genocide. I DON'T KNOW. All I see is her face and her body, maybe her clothes will tell me something about her character, but not really. I want to slap everyone who says "go out and meet someone in person" because it sounds like "lmao I got lucky, now it's not my problem anymore". At least in these apps there is bio, there are interests and, I ASSUME, it means she's single. That's something already.
Hunting for a relationship just ain't the way. When people say meet people irl, they're not saying to go looking. They're telling you to live a life. Meeting people happens on its own.
You don't have to assume or guess anything. You meet people. You get to know them, if she's slighlty interested in you, she'll agree to exchange contact info or instagram, and you get to know each other. You don't have to decide if you want to marry her before you know her@@looniemoonie5955
@@dopaminecloud dude I work from home and live in a shit hole. "Meeting people" doesn't happen just like that, it's not a fairy tail. Ofc I am planning to leave in near future, but when average salary in your city is 200 $ and you can't get visa, you don't have too many options. You are correct that SOMETIMES you can meet someone simply by luck- sure, if you're from America, Canada, USA etc- this type of countries. Or you're extremely rich. Or you're very easy-going extrovert, so you always go to clubs or conventions. If I wasn't right, then there wouldn't be so many lonely men, everyone would be happy in a relationship.
@@joaorosa5656 who says anything about marrying at the spot, bruv? I am almost 30, I kinda past the point of wasting my time on someone I am not interested in. Also- already replied about it, it's not that simple for many people.
Excellent! Was it one of those times where people were said to only be interested in short term fun but really wanted it to turn into something more? Or were you always looking for something long term? Because I have noticed that most of the people looking for something long term aren't the ones getting into something long term.
I got cheated on in Highschool and I haven't had a relationship since. These days it feels like dating apps are the only way, but I've been reluctant to try them because of this type of thing lol. Idk, maybe love isn't plausible for everyone these days
Cheated on in Highschool? Majority of girls in Highschool don't like just one guy and have other dudes on the side. If this was more than a year ago it's time to let tat be the past. Dating apps suck. You get girls that like your picture, your profile but rarely get past that. The more money you have, the more things you have in your pics, and having pics of yourself like you go to the gym everyday for the last 10 years seems to be the few that actually has any luck with them.
@@itzamia Oh yeah it's been like 8 years now lol (god damn, time flies). I've definitely let that be the past for the most part. I just haven't found anyone since then, and I can't see myself doing all that on dating apps so it'll probably stay that way for a while.
"House always wins" ain't that some truth.
All this I built this all this I built this
the game was rigged from the start
Over a decade later and the greatest medical genius TV has ever seen is still getting shoutouts
@christopherbazaka1564 Didn't expect to see a New Vegas reference here of all places.
you will not find love. you will not find love.
profiles suck... maybe you suck
Empty them pockets right now.
Run them thangs
Remember, dating apps don't want you to match with anyone because then you'll stop paying.
Imagine paying in dating apps 💀💀💀 like bruv
Exactly, they're incentivised to do the opposite of create meaningful connections, they make their money when people are unfulfilled and swiping forever 💀
The matches were always worse when I decided to pay. Less compatibility on almost every level.
Like doctors who make no money if you're healthy?
@@mei6044 Humans are always unhealthy one way or another tho (and it gets worse the more you age). Human flesh suits are weak asf
My favorite things about Andrew’s sketches: The music, the grand narratives, the the expressions - all that stuff. But most of all: the patented lick-lip reaction cut.
He's such a wholesome looking boy until...the lip lick
@@rumo510PHUCK!!!?!!?!!??!!!
It's the sweating buckets for me😅😂❤
It's the "phuckk!!" for me
@@amberg4131 I am also hear for the 24 fl oz of water covering this man's face in each video
Edit: *here
The whole "pumpkin patch, whole weat" rant had me dead. 😆 He makes it sound so unscripted too, A+ good sir. Hollywood got nothing on you.
it was a great rant!
😂😂😂😂😂 FAAACCTTS! Why they gotta ask for money right away?
"I don't like those parts" 🤣🤣
"You think this runs on good feelings and caterpillars and stuff?" Bro 💀😂🤣
it is FREIGHTENING how accurate and artistic he captured the feeling of being a man in online dating
As a nerdy girl too >_>
🚂ENING
@@HackersSun no
I met someone who liked me and wanted to date me without using a dating app. The main problem was I realised it 5 years too late.
That's okay though she found someone better
@@DyLeN17 lmao
@@DyLeN17 😂🤣
She/he moved on?
Dude took 5 years to realise this bruhhh
Andrew you're so amazing. Thank you for being you. You've brought me many laughs. Thanks
You're welcome, son.
Empty those pockets right now what you think this TH-cam run off of
@@amelia34577 But I thought youtube runs off the love created between happy couples who meet on dating apps?!
As someone who cant manage to get a credit card to pay for those damn dating apps, this is eerily accurate
Ah man this is one of the saddest things I've read in a while
@@guinea_horn yeah as someone who struggle to find someone because i have asperger syndrome and have a history of rejections from girls, it infuriate me that they force payment just to message or see other people messages they sent, they're all scammers in my eyes but the worst is if i can one day get a credit card it will be first thing i buy with it
As someone who has the credit card to pay for the dating apps I can counter with you really dont want it.
@@joem1950 why is that ?
@slaviclad9705 hard facts... girls aren't looking for guy that is financially challenged. Save what you have, build yourself up and enjoy YOUR life.
“All this, I built this” goes hard.
it's so nice he said it twice
Please stop ruining actually good content with your brainrot comments. "Goes hard". Cringe ass tiktok accent. Gen Z brainrot.
App: you have so much in common. You both pay to be my bitcheees.
Why your skits are always so relatable? As a person who used dating apps in the past, this is exactly how it goes 🤣
Just waiting for the one where he gets friend zoned in a dating app. Just added to that back burner staging area.
I skipped the dating apps and started seeing myself. Conversation's a little same-y but he cooks and I'm like, damn is that oregano?! And we laugh at these clips and have a good time and there's no more arguing. I love me...well I think? I dunno it could be lust.
Yeah, the great thing about dating yourself is you're always in the mood for the same things at the same time. NO ARGUING OR BEING MANIPULATED.
@@chellejack3480 fo sho! yo, you want tacos?! I DO!
"I DO" are you proposing?!
I AM!
@@ghostradiodelete 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ghostradiodelete "im horny" "ME TOO" no headaches, no 'im too tired tonight babe'
Andrew’s skits always hit
... and I took that personally!
Literally just started using some of those dating apps and this about sums up my experience, Andrew.
You truly do have all the knowledge!
Don’t bro just don’t.
It's nice to know that Andrew is on these dating sites looking for love. It's incredibly relatable and I feel his pain. He turned it into comedy, thanks Andrew.
This is terrifyingly accurate, this man is a comedic artist!🤣
God I hate how relatable this is.
I had actually a great time on dating sites until tinder showed up, made many sites obsolete (people were transferring to tinder) and then I matched with like 6 people in 7 years of using tinder and I never actually met a single girl live from there.
So this stuff hits close to home
Right there with you. Dating apps used to be the shit before tinder.
Yeah. I gots plenty of action from Ok Cupid and POF. More so when I was in NC and VA vs CA. But Cali is diff animal. Period.
@@newagain9964 no POF here and on Okcupid there were only like 20 people from my country, not an app people here use but I actually loved their interface
@@newagain9964Cali is just a breeding ground for entitled beetches. As soon as I switch to any other state and some other countries the algorithm seems to actually do its thing.
Tinder uses an ELO system originally developed in gaming to make matches and your profile is ranked by how many people swipe right on you. The lower your ELO, the fewer people see your profile.
ELO is a flawed ranking system and ELO hell is real.
"You are gambling, this is gambling, you will not find love" -if only the apps were this honest instead of ads every 10 seconds because the algorithm knows im single.
as a woman I could never use a dating app for more than a few hours before deleting it cause it makes me so uncomfortable turning my search for a life partner into a job application
And men are just as picky as girls, seen most videos and post that "guys that get no marches" swipe left on overwieght and nerdy chicks
I mean, fair, but it can be fixed
My ex is chuncky and his friends too, and they're all people I wouldn't mind dating
Because I'm chunky chick nerd gamer gal, no one picks me :p
Men aren't picky they just don't want fat women, if you're fat go find a guy who's fat as well, plenty of couples being fat together.@@HackersSun
@@HackersSun well you know the real rules of dating, right? it's unfair when someone I want doesn't want me, but it's totally justified when I don't want someone who wants me lmao
@Sick_Pencil that's yea, things can always change
@pridefall3304 I usually give everyone a shot, didn't even want to go on these stupid things because I knew _thoughts like these persist_ but my friend put me up to it
Was just trying to point out dudes make as much judgments as chicks when it comes to that, because I feel the political incel narrative radiates everywhere
Guess shame on me for trying to show that
That moment you realize that after 30 years of seeing the Matrix, the famous green tint is the same color as dollar bills...
If they find love they stop paying. Cant have that happen....
Meeting people is insanely hard these days with the decline of the 3rd place.
Im lucky to have found a partner when I was out dancing, but those dating apps are demoralizing. I've been there. And there really aren't a lot of good places to meet people to date
The match with a guy is so real, you finally get a match, goes to check and bam a random guy ffs
Reminds me of the time when I was working on a dating app and couldn't make the matching algorithm efficient. I just called it a day and randomly matched everyone. Some are now married with kids xD
And others.... Well we don't go there! Hohoho! ( ಠ‿↼)
Lol I knew someone who did something like that with a non-English app. It was great until Covid when they decided to basically have an inquisition-style questionnaire to help everyone stay extra safe. 😂
this is hilarious, and pretty insightful. App programmers should do this more often. Buck the algorithm and hit the psychological fact that, if guided by a piece of tech, most people will take the mutual match as gospel and act accordingly. 🤣☠
That couple has a legit shot. I hope it works out.
But he doesn't like those parts...
“I don’t like those parts”
Just close your eyes and keep quiet... It'll be fine.
The app really went from 😄 to 🤬
My friend is a dating coach. Legit, has written a lot, got some cert or smt as well. He basically told me dating apps are scams.
If they worked people wouldn't keep using them; it's directly against a dating app's best interest to be effective
The music cue right here is so good! 0:15
Ive seen that so many times where people online will immediately go to "you must be ugly" or "you must be boring" when someone says they are struggling. Gaslighting guys like its always their fault. And apparently "hit the gym" solves all your problems. These are the same people that would tell you personality counts and its not just about looks.
Thats the 'self-responsibility' crowd. Absolutely thick-skulled and unable to understand why telling a person its all their fault over and over again is actually detrimental. Then there's the other kind of people who use the incel phenomenon as a socially justified excuse to pretty much say the same thing, and they'll openly admit as much if you try to counter their arguments in any way. "Nooo, I MUST convince you you're the problem otherwise you'll start hating women!!!". And I hate those 'mOdErN wOmEn ArEn'T wOrTh It & its because feminism!!' people as much as anyone else, but this this clearly absurd. Its perfectly possible to acknowledge the complexity of the dating problem without concluding something dumb like its all the women's fault.
Yo dawg it's me, your boy. Everything is gonna be alright, there's no need to stress out about meeting somebody, you got a long time and this craze will die out like everything else.
Hit the gym, but do it so that you find yourself attractive, not for the ladies. Do it so that you look in the mirror and see yourself the same way my homie Andrew sees you, as an absolute unit. Now get out there hot stuff, get hydrated, get some sun, get swole, and i love you bro. You're gonna make it
Damn, this shit is barely relevant to the video 😂
They’ll get you to pay to match up with catfishing cryptoscammers.
“THEY FU*KED UP” that broke my chest. I was sent laughing across my apartment. Especially before he said it he turned his head.
It's really shitty for men! You nailed it! As a woman I can see that. Found my hubby on Lavalife 12 years ago. I was there a week before finding his profile. He had been there 7 years barely getting any good matches (he didn't want kidseither so there were literally 9 women profile to 'choose from'!). But he was the best damn husband one could wish for! His profile was honest, no BS photos or fake accomplishments. A true gentleman and wicked smart! But ladies had dismissed him because of his slight disability all his life despite his gorgeous face. Idiots! Wherever I go now, the ladies swoon over how well he takes care of me and we're still in love. We went through shit and we never failed each other! Girls, he was there the whole time for the taking! Stop shopping for 'perfect' guys or based on astrology or because he respects himself enough to split the bill.
Good for y’all 🥰 What was his slight disability?
So what you're saying is that I should tell her to pay for the dinner? 😂
just nature doing its thing, filtering out the unfit. women waiting for perfection wont have kids and wont pass their stupidity on to the next generation. good for the future
@trapd00rspiderlmao because nobody could ever truly be happy esp on the internet right
@trapd00rspiderright...this shite is SUS ASF...🫤
That's why I didn't lowered myself and kept my dignity. If my destiny is to be alone then I shall fullfil it with pride.
Me on a daily basis 😭
There's looooove waiiiting to find you 🎶
will you waaaiiit for him/her 🎶
will you be theeerrre 🤟🎶
the song's name is *My curse* by *Killswitch engage* ya welcome 🤙
"I don't like those parts." 😂
This man just made me delete my dating app. Thank you sir. Please do a follow-up video. I want to see how these two make it.
0:47 i WILL use this insult someday...somehow
Have you made it happen yet dude? Haha.
@@one-day-at-a-time4134 not yet but its coming lol
@@Capncuts Haha 😂
Andrew is always welcome to the cookout, witty mothafucka
I concur.
"I don't like those parts..." Lollll
My lil' water buffalo))) unexpected 😂
I love the music that the last bit had, such contrast haha
life imitates art
The little gestures and expressions that he cuts away to make these videos perfectly funny
I love this guy
Inspirational music in the background while being told, "You will not find love," hits different.
It's true, Dr. House always wins
The writing, impeccable. The vibes- atrocious. Color me: entertained
Good feelings and caterpillars
That little dance at the end towards their suffering was firrrree
It is super suspicious that I get absolutely nothing while scrolling daily, then get 2-3 likes a week when I stop logging in (and the occasional match with someone I liked months or even YEARS ago). It's almost like it's designed to try to rein you back in, to make you waste as much time as possible.
You poetic delivery is so hilarious bro 😂😂😂😂 chefs kiss, bravo
After using four dating app at the same time I can confirm that if you don't pay your just wasting memory on your phone
Nail on the head Andrew. At least the on the apps I've tried they're easy to cancel. Love your sketches btw!
Lol, I met my wife on a dating site and literally paid the fee to ask her to talk on Facebook! 😂 This hits close to home!😅
Holy shit, an actual success story in the wild! Do you reckon she wouldn't have given you the time of day if you'd just DM'd her in Facebook straight up without having to go through the dating app? Or was ot very necessary to even match up with her in the first place?
@MaximusAlcarinque If I remember right, we had screen names, and I had to get her real name.
I've seen pretty much every video you've made... This one felt personal, like I felt some pain. We love you. Js.
I'm glad I met my wife years ago. I can't imagine the modern dating world, it seems like a nightmare
Oh boy is it ever !!!
It’s like getting a divorce every week.
Its like going to see my favorite disappointing massage parlor every week!!!!@
It is.
Makes you want to commit suicide
The absolute irony of me getting an unskippable Bumble ad before this video
the way he repeats himself lmao
"all this i built this"
"😰💦--"
"all this i built this"
"They're just parts, work it out."
Having worked for Christian Mingle as a customer service person. This is 100% accurate. Way too much money with like 0 other people on the site. Glad I don’t work there anymore
The most apologetic "I don't like those parts" lmao
And half are bots while the other half are scammers. ❤❤
"All this I built this... All this I built this" 🤣🤣
"Pay money to get boned, great system"
This is too good. Found this too late 😅
The way he said 'i don't like those parts' so innocent
Why are you doying this to me!!! I just started daiting app and i am already depress😂😂😂
I love that you put the subtitles high enough to not be cutoff if TH-cam does weird cropping things
I have unironically had better dating success from Twitch then Tinder, Bumble, Plenty of Fish, and Grindr combined. I guess the moral of the story is just play video games and try to make friends with similar interests and let things evolve naturally. 🤷♂️
Checks out. I once went on a wicked date with a girl I met on Farmville. She watered my crops and we went to the real life zoo together. I just came home from a horrible Tinder date.
yeah but there's so many horny guys simping for every woman that dares to talk in a game chat that many just stay quiet altogether. i agree with you but naturally means not to have it on your mind when gaming. and lonely people seem to often be bad at that lol
Back from a Tinder bend aren't you? Well, gotta express that rage somehow.
I'm 35 and only dated myself. Not the best match but we're still together.
The lil dance to the cheery song as he chants you’ll never find love 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Another relatable video
I fucking love this dude. Thank you for putting a smile on my face on a busy workday.
Of course, the flipside to how bad dating apps can be, is that if you limit yourself to meeting people in person, you still won't meet anybody, because that requires them to actually be the same place as you at the same time as you, and approachable.
I never got what people meant by "meet people irl", like bro... I have no idea what she's into or is she even single. Maybe she's lesbian. Maybe she supports mass genocide. I DON'T KNOW. All I see is her face and her body, maybe her clothes will tell me something about her character, but not really. I want to slap everyone who says "go out and meet someone in person" because it sounds like "lmao I got lucky, now it's not my problem anymore". At least in these apps there is bio, there are interests and, I ASSUME, it means she's single. That's something already.
Hunting for a relationship just ain't the way. When people say meet people irl, they're not saying to go looking. They're telling you to live a life. Meeting people happens on its own.
You don't have to assume or guess anything. You meet people. You get to know them, if she's slighlty interested in you, she'll agree to exchange contact info or instagram, and you get to know each other. You don't have to decide if you want to marry her before you know her@@looniemoonie5955
@@dopaminecloud dude I work from home and live in a shit hole. "Meeting people" doesn't happen just like that, it's not a fairy tail. Ofc I am planning to leave in near future, but when average salary in your city is 200 $ and you can't get visa, you don't have too many options. You are correct that SOMETIMES you can meet someone simply by luck- sure, if you're from America, Canada, USA etc- this type of countries. Or you're extremely rich. Or you're very easy-going extrovert, so you always go to clubs or conventions. If I wasn't right, then there wouldn't be so many lonely men, everyone would be happy in a relationship.
@@joaorosa5656 who says anything about marrying at the spot, bruv?
I am almost 30, I kinda past the point of wasting my time on someone I am not interested in. Also- already replied about it, it's not that simple for many people.
The dating sim music kicking in just kept sending me lol
Damn this was funny and the music was S tier
"They're just parts, your gonna find a way" 😂
I love this man😂
“You will not find love.” 😂
A part of me feels this is based off a true story lol
You have to pay for love before you even meet them
Makes me wish there was an app that helped me find ketamine.
Truth. Seriously thank you for this. I’ve never tried it, but now I definitely never will. Haha
Im not gay, but damn daddy Russow
"I don't like those parts" 😂 💀
I've been married 7 years and have 3 kids after meeting my wife on an app exactly like this 😂
Excellent!
Was it one of those times where people were said to only be interested in short term fun but really wanted it to turn into something more?
Or were you always looking for something long term?
Because I have noticed that most of the people looking for something long term aren't the ones getting into something long term.
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature we were both looking long term, I'd say.
Thanks for the PSA, now I know I have to go out and talk to actual human beings...*screams in introvert with social anxiety* 😂😂😂
I got cheated on in Highschool and I haven't had a relationship since. These days it feels like dating apps are the only way, but I've been reluctant to try them because of this type of thing lol. Idk, maybe love isn't plausible for everyone these days
Cheated on in Highschool? Majority of girls in Highschool don't like just one guy and have other dudes on the side. If this was more than a year ago it's time to let tat be the past. Dating apps suck. You get girls that like your picture, your profile but rarely get past that. The more money you have, the more things you have in your pics, and having pics of yourself like you go to the gym everyday for the last 10 years seems to be the few that actually has any luck with them.
@@itzamia Oh yeah it's been like 8 years now lol (god damn, time flies). I've definitely let that be the past for the most part. I just haven't found anyone since then, and I can't see myself doing all that on dating apps so it'll probably stay that way for a while.
Shockingly accurate... even the part where the two straight men match...
This man too funny
The cat hiss though!! Lmfaooo
Honestly, this was a better romance story than Twilight, so I think that was somewhat of an accomplishment.
“Maybe you just suck “ hit different
The goat 🐐
"You will not find love" He states matter of factly as he covers himself in the 27 layers of bullshit to start it all again.