Dating apps be like...

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  • @KH-ur9ed
    @KH-ur9ed ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    "House always wins" ain't that some truth.

    • @ChurroMaster
      @ChurroMaster ปีที่แล้ว +34

      All this I built this all this I built this

    • @christopherbazaka1564
      @christopherbazaka1564 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the game was rigged from the start

    • @dikydankedude
      @dikydankedude ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Over a decade later and the greatest medical genius TV has ever seen is still getting shoutouts

    • @samiesta9996
      @samiesta9996 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@christopherbazaka1564 Didn't expect to see a New Vegas reference here of all places.

    • @Tubester-17
      @Tubester-17 ปีที่แล้ว

      you will not find love. you will not find love.
      profiles suck... maybe you suck

  • @Sileness
    @Sileness ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Empty them pockets right now.

    • @aby110
      @aby110 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Run them thangs

  • @6Twisted
    @6Twisted ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    Remember, dating apps don't want you to match with anyone because then you'll stop paying.

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Imagine paying in dating apps 💀💀💀 like bruv

    • @stevelewza
      @stevelewza ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Exactly, they're incentivised to do the opposite of create meaningful connections, they make their money when people are unfulfilled and swiping forever 💀

    • @lesliewit
      @lesliewit ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The matches were always worse when I decided to pay. Less compatibility on almost every level.

    • @mei6044
      @mei6044 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Like doctors who make no money if you're healthy?

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mei6044 Humans are always unhealthy one way or another tho (and it gets worse the more you age). Human flesh suits are weak asf

  • @honestgraft984
    @honestgraft984 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    My favorite things about Andrew’s sketches: The music, the grand narratives, the the expressions - all that stuff. But most of all: the patented lick-lip reaction cut.

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's such a wholesome looking boy until...the lip lick

    • @manda-panda
      @manda-panda ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@rumo510PHUCK!!!?!!?!!??!!!

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the sweating buckets for me😅😂❤

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the "phuckk!!" for me

    • @hill2750
      @hill2750 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@amberg4131 I am also hear for the 24 fl oz of water covering this man's face in each video
      Edit: *here

  • @rylter
    @rylter ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The whole "pumpkin patch, whole weat" rant had me dead. 😆 He makes it sound so unscripted too, A+ good sir. Hollywood got nothing on you.

  • @norah685
    @norah685 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    😂😂😂😂😂 FAAACCTTS! Why they gotta ask for money right away?
    "I don't like those parts" 🤣🤣

  • @Wyattinous
    @Wyattinous ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "You think this runs on good feelings and caterpillars and stuff?" Bro 💀😂🤣

  • @FlamencoDeniz
    @FlamencoDeniz ปีที่แล้ว +226

    it is FREIGHTENING how accurate and artistic he captured the feeling of being a man in online dating

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As a nerdy girl too >_>

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🚂ENING

    • @JT-yx7vf
      @JT-yx7vf หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HackersSun no

  • @Nexus_Hives
    @Nexus_Hives ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I met someone who liked me and wanted to date me without using a dating app. The main problem was I realised it 5 years too late.

    • @DyLeN17
      @DyLeN17 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That's okay though she found someone better

    • @forextroll
      @forextroll ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@DyLeN17 lmao

    • @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
      @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DyLeN17 😂🤣

    • @eradict
      @eradict ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She/he moved on?

    • @somethingsomething2541
      @somethingsomething2541 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude took 5 years to realise this bruhhh

  • @akidotaco
    @akidotaco ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Andrew you're so amazing. Thank you for being you. You've brought me many laughs. Thanks

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're welcome, son.

    • @amelia34577
      @amelia34577 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Empty those pockets right now what you think this TH-cam run off of

    • @QuasiMonkey
      @QuasiMonkey ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amelia34577 But I thought youtube runs off the love created between happy couples who meet on dating apps?!

  • @slaviclad9705
    @slaviclad9705 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    As someone who cant manage to get a credit card to pay for those damn dating apps, this is eerily accurate

    • @guinea_horn
      @guinea_horn ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ah man this is one of the saddest things I've read in a while

    • @slaviclad9705
      @slaviclad9705 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guinea_horn yeah as someone who struggle to find someone because i have asperger syndrome and have a history of rejections from girls, it infuriate me that they force payment just to message or see other people messages they sent, they're all scammers in my eyes but the worst is if i can one day get a credit card it will be first thing i buy with it

    • @joem1950
      @joem1950 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      As someone who has the credit card to pay for the dating apps I can counter with you really dont want it.

    • @slaviclad9705
      @slaviclad9705 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joem1950 why is that ?

    • @13jorino
      @13jorino ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@slaviclad9705 hard facts... girls aren't looking for guy that is financially challenged. Save what you have, build yourself up and enjoy YOUR life.

  • @reggaemarley4617
    @reggaemarley4617 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “All this, I built this” goes hard.

    • @cristiplopeanu
      @cristiplopeanu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's so nice he said it twice

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please stop ruining actually good content with your brainrot comments. "Goes hard". Cringe ass tiktok accent. Gen Z brainrot.

  • @KhaosGorvin
    @KhaosGorvin ปีที่แล้ว +85

    App: you have so much in common. You both pay to be my bitcheees.

  • @fifski
    @fifski ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Why your skits are always so relatable? As a person who used dating apps in the past, this is exactly how it goes 🤣

    • @IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature
      @IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature ปีที่แล้ว

      Just waiting for the one where he gets friend zoned in a dating app. Just added to that back burner staging area.

  • @ghostradiodelete
    @ghostradiodelete ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I skipped the dating apps and started seeing myself. Conversation's a little same-y but he cooks and I'm like, damn is that oregano?! And we laugh at these clips and have a good time and there's no more arguing. I love me...well I think? I dunno it could be lust.

    • @chellejack3480
      @chellejack3480 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, the great thing about dating yourself is you're always in the mood for the same things at the same time. NO ARGUING OR BEING MANIPULATED.

    • @ghostradiodelete
      @ghostradiodelete ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chellejack3480 fo sho! yo, you want tacos?! I DO!
      "I DO" are you proposing?!
      I AM!

    • @chellejack3480
      @chellejack3480 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghostradiodelete 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ghostradiodelete "im horny" "ME TOO" no headaches, no 'im too tired tonight babe'

  • @sirjackson321
    @sirjackson321 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Andrew’s skits always hit

  • @del7817
    @del7817 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    ... and I took that personally!
    Literally just started using some of those dating apps and this about sums up my experience, Andrew.
    You truly do have all the knowledge!

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t bro just don’t.

  • @Jud1cator
    @Jud1cator ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's nice to know that Andrew is on these dating sites looking for love. It's incredibly relatable and I feel his pain. He turned it into comedy, thanks Andrew.

  • @prospect689
    @prospect689 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is terrifyingly accurate, this man is a comedic artist!🤣

  • @bear_kemono
    @bear_kemono ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God I hate how relatable this is.

  • @miqvPL
    @miqvPL ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I had actually a great time on dating sites until tinder showed up, made many sites obsolete (people were transferring to tinder) and then I matched with like 6 people in 7 years of using tinder and I never actually met a single girl live from there.
    So this stuff hits close to home

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right there with you. Dating apps used to be the shit before tinder.

    • @newagain9964
      @newagain9964 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. I gots plenty of action from Ok Cupid and POF. More so when I was in NC and VA vs CA. But Cali is diff animal. Period.

    • @miqvPL
      @miqvPL ปีที่แล้ว

      @@newagain9964 no POF here and on Okcupid there were only like 20 people from my country, not an app people here use but I actually loved their interface

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@newagain9964Cali is just a breeding ground for entitled beetches. As soon as I switch to any other state and some other countries the algorithm seems to actually do its thing.

    • @peterberg3446
      @peterberg3446 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tinder uses an ELO system originally developed in gaming to make matches and your profile is ranked by how many people swipe right on you. The lower your ELO, the fewer people see your profile.
      ELO is a flawed ranking system and ELO hell is real.

  • @Youaretheactionsofgod
    @Youaretheactionsofgod ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You are gambling, this is gambling, you will not find love" -if only the apps were this honest instead of ads every 10 seconds because the algorithm knows im single.

  • @pridefall3304
    @pridefall3304 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    as a woman I could never use a dating app for more than a few hours before deleting it cause it makes me so uncomfortable turning my search for a life partner into a job application

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And men are just as picky as girls, seen most videos and post that "guys that get no marches" swipe left on overwieght and nerdy chicks
      I mean, fair, but it can be fixed
      My ex is chuncky and his friends too, and they're all people I wouldn't mind dating
      Because I'm chunky chick nerd gamer gal, no one picks me :p

    • @demons1790
      @demons1790 ปีที่แล้ว

      Men aren't picky they just don't want fat women, if you're fat go find a guy who's fat as well, plenty of couples being fat together.@@HackersSun

    • @pridefall3304
      @pridefall3304 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HackersSun well you know the real rules of dating, right? it's unfair when someone I want doesn't want me, but it's totally justified when I don't want someone who wants me lmao

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sick_Pencil that's yea, things can always change

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @pridefall3304 I usually give everyone a shot, didn't even want to go on these stupid things because I knew _thoughts like these persist_ but my friend put me up to it
      Was just trying to point out dudes make as much judgments as chicks when it comes to that, because I feel the political incel narrative radiates everywhere
      Guess shame on me for trying to show that

  • @gzayas08
    @gzayas08 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That moment you realize that after 30 years of seeing the Matrix, the famous green tint is the same color as dollar bills...

  • @BioDeus
    @BioDeus ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If they find love they stop paying. Cant have that happen....

  • @laconsuela69
    @laconsuela69 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Meeting people is insanely hard these days with the decline of the 3rd place.
    Im lucky to have found a partner when I was out dancing, but those dating apps are demoralizing. I've been there. And there really aren't a lot of good places to meet people to date

  • @luism2754
    @luism2754 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The match with a guy is so real, you finally get a match, goes to check and bam a random guy ffs

  • @Suro_One
    @Suro_One ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Reminds me of the time when I was working on a dating app and couldn't make the matching algorithm efficient. I just called it a day and randomly matched everyone. Some are now married with kids xD

    • @CoranceLChandler
      @CoranceLChandler ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And others.... Well we don't go there! Hohoho! ( ಠ‿↼)

    • @hhoi8225
      @hhoi8225 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I knew someone who did something like that with a non-English app. It was great until Covid when they decided to basically have an inquisition-style questionnaire to help everyone stay extra safe. 😂

    • @nathanielgrant3909
      @nathanielgrant3909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this is hilarious, and pretty insightful. App programmers should do this more often. Buck the algorithm and hit the psychological fact that, if guided by a piece of tech, most people will take the mutual match as gospel and act accordingly. 🤣☠

  • @andrewcool
    @andrewcool ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That couple has a legit shot. I hope it works out.

    • @Michelrs
      @Michelrs ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he doesn't like those parts...

  • @JayDayKay
    @JayDayKay ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I don’t like those parts”

    • @pamelah1220
      @pamelah1220 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just close your eyes and keep quiet... It'll be fine.

  • @mrman5107
    @mrman5107 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The app really went from 😄 to 🤬

  • @simplicitas5113
    @simplicitas5113 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My friend is a dating coach. Legit, has written a lot, got some cert or smt as well. He basically told me dating apps are scams.

    • @ilovestitch
      @ilovestitch ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If they worked people wouldn't keep using them; it's directly against a dating app's best interest to be effective

  • @ProffessorYellow
    @ProffessorYellow ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The music cue right here is so good! 0:15

  • @robotpanda77
    @robotpanda77 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ive seen that so many times where people online will immediately go to "you must be ugly" or "you must be boring" when someone says they are struggling. Gaslighting guys like its always their fault. And apparently "hit the gym" solves all your problems. These are the same people that would tell you personality counts and its not just about looks.

    • @skatesatgod-fusion2619
      @skatesatgod-fusion2619 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats the 'self-responsibility' crowd. Absolutely thick-skulled and unable to understand why telling a person its all their fault over and over again is actually detrimental. Then there's the other kind of people who use the incel phenomenon as a socially justified excuse to pretty much say the same thing, and they'll openly admit as much if you try to counter their arguments in any way. "Nooo, I MUST convince you you're the problem otherwise you'll start hating women!!!". And I hate those 'mOdErN wOmEn ArEn'T wOrTh It & its because feminism!!' people as much as anyone else, but this this clearly absurd. Its perfectly possible to acknowledge the complexity of the dating problem without concluding something dumb like its all the women's fault.

    • @vanyel_etc8695
      @vanyel_etc8695 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yo dawg it's me, your boy. Everything is gonna be alright, there's no need to stress out about meeting somebody, you got a long time and this craze will die out like everything else.
      Hit the gym, but do it so that you find yourself attractive, not for the ladies. Do it so that you look in the mirror and see yourself the same way my homie Andrew sees you, as an absolute unit. Now get out there hot stuff, get hydrated, get some sun, get swole, and i love you bro. You're gonna make it

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn, this shit is barely relevant to the video 😂

  • @Reliquancy
    @Reliquancy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They’ll get you to pay to match up with catfishing cryptoscammers.

  • @lorgnetteify
    @lorgnetteify ปีที่แล้ว

    “THEY FU*KED UP” that broke my chest. I was sent laughing across my apartment. Especially before he said it he turned his head.

  • @CG_Hali
    @CG_Hali ปีที่แล้ว +212

    It's really shitty for men! You nailed it! As a woman I can see that. Found my hubby on Lavalife 12 years ago. I was there a week before finding his profile. He had been there 7 years barely getting any good matches (he didn't want kidseither so there were literally 9 women profile to 'choose from'!). But he was the best damn husband one could wish for! His profile was honest, no BS photos or fake accomplishments. A true gentleman and wicked smart! But ladies had dismissed him because of his slight disability all his life despite his gorgeous face. Idiots! Wherever I go now, the ladies swoon over how well he takes care of me and we're still in love. We went through shit and we never failed each other! Girls, he was there the whole time for the taking! Stop shopping for 'perfect' guys or based on astrology or because he respects himself enough to split the bill.

    • @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
      @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good for y’all 🥰 What was his slight disability?

    • @sublime_tv
      @sublime_tv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what you're saying is that I should tell her to pay for the dinner? 😂

    • @uncletrashero
      @uncletrashero ปีที่แล้ว

      just nature doing its thing, filtering out the unfit. women waiting for perfection wont have kids and wont pass their stupidity on to the next generation. good for the future

    • @suizilla
      @suizilla ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @trapd00rspiderlmao because nobody could ever truly be happy esp on the internet right

    • @Troupe_Master
      @Troupe_Master ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@trapd00rspiderright...this shite is SUS ASF...🫤

  • @futavadumnezo
    @futavadumnezo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's why I didn't lowered myself and kept my dignity. If my destiny is to be alone then I shall fullfil it with pride.

  • @shotgunfamer
    @shotgunfamer ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Me on a daily basis 😭

    • @norizzloverboy
      @norizzloverboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's looooove waiiiting to find you 🎶
      will you waaaiiit for him/her 🎶
      will you be theeerrre 🤟🎶
      the song's name is *My curse* by *Killswitch engage* ya welcome 🤙

  • @sandiraymond1761
    @sandiraymond1761 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't like those parts." 😂

  • @adamm784
    @adamm784 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man just made me delete my dating app. Thank you sir. Please do a follow-up video. I want to see how these two make it.

  • @Capncuts
    @Capncuts ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:47 i WILL use this insult someday...somehow

    • @one-day-at-a-time4134
      @one-day-at-a-time4134 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you made it happen yet dude? Haha.

    • @Capncuts
      @Capncuts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@one-day-at-a-time4134 not yet but its coming lol

    • @one-day-at-a-time4134
      @one-day-at-a-time4134 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Capncuts Haha 😂

  • @edgaralanfrog
    @edgaralanfrog ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Andrew is always welcome to the cookout, witty mothafucka

  • @sdathomas5088
    @sdathomas5088 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't like those parts..." Lollll

  • @somewherebeyondthesea9442
    @somewherebeyondthesea9442 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My lil' water buffalo))) unexpected 😂

  • @Ham4Ever1
    @Ham4Ever1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the music that the last bit had, such contrast haha

  • @comfycat7425
    @comfycat7425 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    life imitates art

  • @TunaCasseroleytp
    @TunaCasseroleytp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The little gestures and expressions that he cuts away to make these videos perfectly funny

  • @hihello420
    @hihello420 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love this guy

  • @denzellwalls564
    @denzellwalls564 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inspirational music in the background while being told, "You will not find love," hits different.

  • @randomstf3935
    @randomstf3935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's true, Dr. House always wins

  • @0kieD0kiee
    @0kieD0kiee ปีที่แล้ว

    The writing, impeccable. The vibes- atrocious. Color me: entertained

  • @EpcotResterHouse
    @EpcotResterHouse ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good feelings and caterpillars

  • @darktigersharkmax4432
    @darktigersharkmax4432 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That little dance at the end towards their suffering was firrrree

  • @Motishay
    @Motishay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It is super suspicious that I get absolutely nothing while scrolling daily, then get 2-3 likes a week when I stop logging in (and the occasional match with someone I liked months or even YEARS ago). It's almost like it's designed to try to rein you back in, to make you waste as much time as possible.

  • @sunsetbari
    @sunsetbari ปีที่แล้ว

    You poetic delivery is so hilarious bro 😂😂😂😂 chefs kiss, bravo

  • @francescopella5498
    @francescopella5498 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    After using four dating app at the same time I can confirm that if you don't pay your just wasting memory on your phone

  • @matthewrolls6985
    @matthewrolls6985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nail on the head Andrew. At least the on the apps I've tried they're easy to cancel. Love your sketches btw!

  • @lukemccormick1355
    @lukemccormick1355 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol, I met my wife on a dating site and literally paid the fee to ask her to talk on Facebook! 😂 This hits close to home!😅

    • @MaximusAlcarinque
      @MaximusAlcarinque ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit, an actual success story in the wild! Do you reckon she wouldn't have given you the time of day if you'd just DM'd her in Facebook straight up without having to go through the dating app? Or was ot very necessary to even match up with her in the first place?

    • @lukemccormick1355
      @lukemccormick1355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MaximusAlcarinque If I remember right, we had screen names, and I had to get her real name.

  • @cantedavis92
    @cantedavis92 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen pretty much every video you've made... This one felt personal, like I felt some pain. We love you. Js.

  • @Darth_Xionn
    @Darth_Xionn ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I'm glad I met my wife years ago. I can't imagine the modern dating world, it seems like a nightmare

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh boy is it ever !!!

    • @ErichStaufferVlog
      @ErichStaufferVlog ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s like getting a divorce every week.

    • @ImagineWhy
      @ImagineWhy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its like going to see my favorite disappointing massage parlor every week!!!!@

    • @bethanienaylor
      @bethanienaylor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is.

    • @afonso7946
      @afonso7946 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes you want to commit suicide

  • @AviKoko
    @AviKoko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The absolute irony of me getting an unskippable Bumble ad before this video

  • @Zadamanim
    @Zadamanim ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the way he repeats himself lmao
    "all this i built this"
    "😰💦--"
    "all this i built this"

  • @stevenpike7857
    @stevenpike7857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They're just parts, work it out."

  • @randomreviews5184
    @randomreviews5184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having worked for Christian Mingle as a customer service person. This is 100% accurate. Way too much money with like 0 other people on the site. Glad I don’t work there anymore

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The most apologetic "I don't like those parts" lmao

  • @BladeoftheImmortal2005
    @BladeoftheImmortal2005 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And half are bots while the other half are scammers. ❤❤

  • @JeandeBressy
    @JeandeBressy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "All this I built this... All this I built this" 🤣🤣

  • @N3XTREVOLUTION
    @N3XTREVOLUTION ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Pay money to get boned, great system"

  • @YazminM2222
    @YazminM2222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is too good. Found this too late 😅
    The way he said 'i don't like those parts' so innocent

  • @frederic6449
    @frederic6449 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are you doying this to me!!! I just started daiting app and i am already depress😂😂😂

  • @Michael4Times
    @Michael4Times ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you put the subtitles high enough to not be cutoff if TH-cam does weird cropping things

  • @nickwittednonpareil
    @nickwittednonpareil ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have unironically had better dating success from Twitch then Tinder, Bumble, Plenty of Fish, and Grindr combined. I guess the moral of the story is just play video games and try to make friends with similar interests and let things evolve naturally. 🤷‍♂️

    • @danhampson7875
      @danhampson7875 ปีที่แล้ว

      Checks out. I once went on a wicked date with a girl I met on Farmville. She watered my crops and we went to the real life zoo together. I just came home from a horrible Tinder date.

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah but there's so many horny guys simping for every woman that dares to talk in a game chat that many just stay quiet altogether. i agree with you but naturally means not to have it on your mind when gaming. and lonely people seem to often be bad at that lol

  • @radonstone
    @radonstone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back from a Tinder bend aren't you? Well, gotta express that rage somehow.

  • @paulgoogol2652
    @paulgoogol2652 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm 35 and only dated myself. Not the best match but we're still together.

  • @chizuoluigbo627
    @chizuoluigbo627 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lil dance to the cheery song as he chants you’ll never find love 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @hasonshitakibishidesuripa5748
    @hasonshitakibishidesuripa5748 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Another relatable video

  • @CROninja666
    @CROninja666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fucking love this dude. Thank you for putting a smile on my face on a busy workday.

  • @thesong7877
    @thesong7877 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Of course, the flipside to how bad dating apps can be, is that if you limit yourself to meeting people in person, you still won't meet anybody, because that requires them to actually be the same place as you at the same time as you, and approachable.

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I never got what people meant by "meet people irl", like bro... I have no idea what she's into or is she even single. Maybe she's lesbian. Maybe she supports mass genocide. I DON'T KNOW. All I see is her face and her body, maybe her clothes will tell me something about her character, but not really. I want to slap everyone who says "go out and meet someone in person" because it sounds like "lmao I got lucky, now it's not my problem anymore". At least in these apps there is bio, there are interests and, I ASSUME, it means she's single. That's something already.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Hunting for a relationship just ain't the way. When people say meet people irl, they're not saying to go looking. They're telling you to live a life. Meeting people happens on its own.

    • @joaorosa5656
      @joaorosa5656 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to assume or guess anything. You meet people. You get to know them, if she's slighlty interested in you, she'll agree to exchange contact info or instagram, and you get to know each other. You don't have to decide if you want to marry her before you know her@@looniemoonie5955

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dopaminecloud dude I work from home and live in a shit hole. "Meeting people" doesn't happen just like that, it's not a fairy tail. Ofc I am planning to leave in near future, but when average salary in your city is 200 $ and you can't get visa, you don't have too many options. You are correct that SOMETIMES you can meet someone simply by luck- sure, if you're from America, Canada, USA etc- this type of countries. Or you're extremely rich. Or you're very easy-going extrovert, so you always go to clubs or conventions. If I wasn't right, then there wouldn't be so many lonely men, everyone would be happy in a relationship.

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joaorosa5656 who says anything about marrying at the spot, bruv?
      I am almost 30, I kinda past the point of wasting my time on someone I am not interested in. Also- already replied about it, it's not that simple for many people.

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dating sim music kicking in just kept sending me lol

  • @elkc4355
    @elkc4355 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn this was funny and the music was S tier

  • @ResinLipBongFace
    @ResinLipBongFace ปีที่แล้ว

    "They're just parts, your gonna find a way" 😂

  • @mohab34
    @mohab34 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love this man😂

  • @Corrupted-file
    @Corrupted-file ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You will not find love.” 😂

  • @xxTenaciousExx
    @xxTenaciousExx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A part of me feels this is based off a true story lol

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have to pay for love before you even meet them

  • @nxsmotorsports
    @nxsmotorsports ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Makes me wish there was an app that helped me find ketamine.

  • @conscientiousdefector
    @conscientiousdefector ปีที่แล้ว

    Truth. Seriously thank you for this. I’ve never tried it, but now I definitely never will. Haha

  • @BiggusDingus325
    @BiggusDingus325 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im not gay, but damn daddy Russow

  • @MrFantastic23
    @MrFantastic23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I don't like those parts" 😂 💀

  • @BenSchoolcraft
    @BenSchoolcraft ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been married 7 years and have 3 kids after meeting my wife on an app exactly like this 😂

    • @IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature
      @IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature ปีที่แล้ว

      Excellent!
      Was it one of those times where people were said to only be interested in short term fun but really wanted it to turn into something more?
      Or were you always looking for something long term?
      Because I have noticed that most of the people looking for something long term aren't the ones getting into something long term.

    • @BenSchoolcraft
      @BenSchoolcraft ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature we were both looking long term, I'd say.

  • @SakamotoSuzumiya
    @SakamotoSuzumiya ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the PSA, now I know I have to go out and talk to actual human beings...*screams in introvert with social anxiety* 😂😂😂

  • @MichaelIZKOOL
    @MichaelIZKOOL ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got cheated on in Highschool and I haven't had a relationship since. These days it feels like dating apps are the only way, but I've been reluctant to try them because of this type of thing lol. Idk, maybe love isn't plausible for everyone these days

    • @itzamia
      @itzamia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cheated on in Highschool? Majority of girls in Highschool don't like just one guy and have other dudes on the side. If this was more than a year ago it's time to let tat be the past. Dating apps suck. You get girls that like your picture, your profile but rarely get past that. The more money you have, the more things you have in your pics, and having pics of yourself like you go to the gym everyday for the last 10 years seems to be the few that actually has any luck with them.

    • @MichaelIZKOOL
      @MichaelIZKOOL 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@itzamia Oh yeah it's been like 8 years now lol (god damn, time flies). I've definitely let that be the past for the most part. I just haven't found anyone since then, and I can't see myself doing all that on dating apps so it'll probably stay that way for a while.

  • @Kompatainment
    @Kompatainment ปีที่แล้ว

    Shockingly accurate... even the part where the two straight men match...

  • @BigS4D
    @BigS4D ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man too funny

  • @baileyjohn5010
    @baileyjohn5010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cat hiss though!! Lmfaooo

  • @nathanielpowell692
    @nathanielpowell692 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Honestly, this was a better romance story than Twilight, so I think that was somewhat of an accomplishment.

  • @vee_loww9940
    @vee_loww9940 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Maybe you just suck “ hit different

  • @JDSol
    @JDSol ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The goat 🐐

  • @silchasruin4487
    @silchasruin4487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You will not find love" He states matter of factly as he covers himself in the 27 layers of bullshit to start it all again.