Real Lawyer Reacts: Rap Album Confessions
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
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I thought this would be a fun follow-up to my video, "Can rap lyrics be used in court?" Also, go check out the OG lawyer on rap lyrics @CLRBruceRivers.
Link to my previous video related to this subject:
• CAN RAP LYRICS BE USED...
Link to this hilarious sketch:
• Key & Peele - Rap Albu...
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"It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order."
😂😂😂
Lolski
I’ve heard that so much and didn’t know where it was from
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😭😭😭
"A gun of the long ass variety" is my favorite line of the skit
Some seaweed in there too
@@TheXDHM ?
@@sowhat...you obviously haven’t watched the video
It's just words... They just happen to be in a dope order
@@omthorat-cf8jq That's definitely one of my favorite lines from the skit. Peele's delivery in this really helps sell it. Classic.
If a non-famous person wrote a song like this with information unknown to the public, it would definitely be used as evidence
It would be used even if they were famous.
Bobby schmurder took his whole team down with his music
@@muscularcatholicism was his name Oj Simpson
@@ladycwin07 no he didnt. They were already tapping their phones before the song was released. Ironically they got caught because someome was talking to girls over the phone despite the song saying not to let women fuck shit up.
Better example would be tayk and the race.
@@raze_ well let my nosey ass see wat this tayk n race ish isss
One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches
Honestly, one of the best sketch comedy shows. I miss it sometimes, lol.
I agree but nothing beats the key and Peele sketch clear history.
Same
Love this content
Mine are the "liam neesons" valet sketches and....* Looks left then right * "I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....."
“A gun... of the long ass variety. Some seaweed in there too.”
That part gets me EVERY TIME 😅
I still don’t understand it, it’s not that I’m young but not a native speaker
@@Football_Villain the song says “Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and then tossed it into the aquarium” when he’s asked to identify the object he admits that it is a gun, of the long ass variety (meaning very long) and that there is some seaweed in there (probably from the aquarium)
I still use the term "long-ass variety" because of this sketch.
If that revolver is somehow a 9mm, he would have empty his 6 bullets in the cylinder and put 3 more to shoot him 9 times.
Just like Andy
@@williamwinder5011 yes
I belive Smith and Wesson produces an 8 shot 9mm which means he only put one in
6ix9ine
@@SaifAli-jn6dv ?
If he strokes his chin when he lies, but says he was at red lobster, he wasn't stroking his chin then...
He could have gone to red lobster before or after the crime was commited on the same day. That way even if he didn't eat there he was technically not lying.
Could've happened at a red lobster
@@zatchbeltguy True but then it wouldn't be an alibi anymore, right?
I like Red Lobster's biscuits
@@ericp.7868 yes
But haven't you heard? The autopsy report has been updated...
If you're referencing what I think you are, you the man lol
he was shot 12 times.... with a bullet not from a 9mm
28 stab wounds
Wait... GUYS, PLEASE! Tell me the reference! 🥺🥺
@@tander101 Did Gumshoe not tell you?
*SALARY CUTTING NOISES*
5:45 funniest part of the video lmao "and before you say it, YES I AM FUN AT PARTIES" hahaha the way he says it with such a chip on his shoulder is perfect
69 likes ayo
“Rap snitches, tellin all they business
Sit up in the court and be they own star witness
‘Do you see the perpetrator?’
‘Yeah I’m right here!’
Fuck around and have the whole label sent up for years”
- MF DOOM (all caps when you spell the mans name) RIP
MF DOOM, and I am Mister Fantastik!
And that is exactly what I thought when I seen this.
I'm glad to see the Supervillain being quoted around in good ways. Much love homie! :)
MadVilliany forever ✌🏽
@Kylin Burtrum The Super Villain forever!
He was one in a gazillion...
RIP the villian...
This is the fandom I love to be in
Rest in power, Daniel. Hopefully, you, your brother and your son and spitting mad bars wherever you are
The fact there were allegedly 2 guns now just implies they both killed him.
@Rocatius Matautia-Solomona inside
@@ICantFindMyKnuttsFTLC4L shell
@@WhisperAH hole
@@darketll8983 fish
Some revolvers are chambered in 9mm tho. He could’ve shot him 6 times and reloaded then another 3
AttorneyTom: "There's no way that gun is a 9mm."
The Smith & Wesson model 929: "Am I a joke to you?"
To paraphrase Paul Harrell, beware of ''experts' who speak in absolutes. Especially when it comes to something with such a long history such as firearms.
@@killaken2000 Exactly. It took me literally 10 seconds to find several 9mm revolvers.
and it does look like a gun of the long ass variety
Jesus Christ that's a long ass gun
Wat
What I want to know is if the song only said: " This is my confession, admissible in court. I killed Darnell Simons for sport". Would that be enough to charge him?
I wanna know that too
If the cops had literally no evidence other than that line, and he denied it after, I doubt it. But with some other evidence I think it’d probably be admissible and be part of a slate of evidence.
It will still be evidence for further investigation.
people can say anything they want as long they deny it later it wont hold in court
It was the least incriminating thing said in the song.
This guy looks like Ben from parks and rec mixed with Mr peanut
oh my god
He looks like Remmy from my favorite movie Ratatouille
Planters Mr peanut or Jefuhfuhh dunHAMM mr peanut?
I first thought of david tennant/Killgrave but yours is closed XD
I was thinking Ben and Mr Bean
Yo someone clip Tom admitting to murdering Darnell, free my boi gun rack
As an avid rap listener and aspiring artist myself, Gunrack appears to be a Californian rapper who seems to be an avid fan of 80s West Coast rap due his style of simplistic beats, his delivery and rhyme schemes and especially his fashion which is very reminiscent of the attire of NWA.
Now him being from California is important because recently the governor has passed a law that makes it so that music lyrics, especially rap lyrics, cannot be used as evidence in criminal court.
Holy shit is this fr? That’s awesome
Thats idiotic. Another reason to never go to California.
That’s also not entirely true. It prevents submitting lyrics as evidence to a crime without judicial review occurring prior.
@@gabrielegenota1480 what's awesome?
@gabrielegenota1480 huge relief for me as well!
"Pictures can be photoshopped" you're hired bro 😂
This made me want to study law. Then I looked up how long it takes to become a lawyer.
and how long is that? 6 years?
@@remybuitenhuis2433 in my country its an average of 13
It takes time to achieve your dreams buddy 👏
@@pwe...2626 no I dont believe that, what do yoy count, highschool?
@@remybuitenhuis2433 no..4 years of any 4 year course, 4 years of law school, and then another 5...sometimes many smart ones take only 10years...I know this because my cousin is a lawyer
Try reacting to "LongbeachGriffy - rappers snitch on themselves in songs"
Haha yes dude.....yes
I just came from that video 😂😂
Yessssss 😂
@@fairyblu6929 I've seen it before, but I'm definitely going again after this video
Not only was this video super interesting, I love what it represents: we are at a point in history where it popular culture includes a real life lawyer analyzing comedy sketches.
That is too cool.
Only a fedora wearing neckbeard could write that comment
we have reached peak meta.
Cool or scary. Life is becoming it’s own parody.
Nah it’s pretty cool
You missed pointing out that when the artist says "this is my confession, admissible in court", it doesn't actually affect its admissibility in court. That's something a lot of people seem to miss. Also, just because someone confessed, it doesn't mean they did it. Like in the video, two people confessed to killing Darnell Simmons. It could have been both of them, one of them, or neither.
I'd identify it as a GUN, of the long-ass variety..." 💀
"And before you say it, yes I AM fun at parties"
....I like this guy
I wrote song a long time ago, a real long time ago!
I wrote this song in '94.
Lol
“1994 Thes were the best years of my life”
1894
You want the real life version of this, just look up X-Raided. He literally got locked up for admitting murder in a song.
Honorable mention to tay k
And also Bobby Shmurda.
Not what happened I'm a big Sactown siccness fan
ynw melly
Anyone know the name of the song?
Key and Peele are such a great combination of humor
I miss Key and Peele but sometimes, new episode just appeared out of nowhere
That's because key and peele episodes aren't made they just materialize from the ether
They post their stuff that wasn't as good now.
@@RageUnchained now that's a belief to live by ✊🏿😢
Attorney Tom unironically seems like he would be fun at my kind of parties haha
As soon as he said “you can write music on experiences you haven’t had” I immediately had Slim Jesus pop in my head 😂
It's nice to see that the Doctor finally settled down, got a serious job and left all that time traveling stuff behind him
I'd love to see two TH-cam lawyers and a judge have a fake court where 1 is his defense and the other the prosecutor. If possible, have the actors come in and use their roles. Although there might be a lot of cut laughter.
Attorney Tom: *is my lawyer*
Judge: court is now in session
Attorney Tomy: Let’s GOOOOoooo
Can rap lyrics be used against you in court?
Keegan Michael Key: “this is my confession, admissible in court”
Bro what? That was Jordan Peele. I think you confuse the two.
@@sowhat... oh dang, you’re right. I’m proud to report I’ve learned the difference between the two in these two years! I’ve also converted to a gaming channel 😅
@@artemisguides so you've been watching them for two years? Yea it's not so hard to tell them apart lol. But they're the best. Wym "converted to a gaming channel"?
@@sowhat... I mean this channel is now fully focused on gaming. Back when I left this comment, i would comment on whatever I loved/found interesting. I had playlists for rap, anime, sports, etc. now it’s down to one thing lol. And I’ve known about K&P for a while, I just had an unfortunate slip of the tongue 😅
Why is this unlisted? Still appeared on my notifications tho!
Sorry, The video was initially blocked… But I appealed and won. So it is up again!
@@AttorneyTom cool my dude
@@AttorneyTom that's good
@@AttorneyTom Attorney Tom, dominator of courtroom appeals and TH-cam appeals. 🤘🇺🇸
@@AttorneyTom
Well Of course you won the appeal.
I’ve always found it interesting as well that just because he’s allergic to shellfish, if he is. Doesn’t mean by any means that he couldn’t eat at red lobster, there are plenty of non seafood items there. At the very least you could get pasta w no shellfish… if he was actually there or not is a completely different story
He doesn't even need to eat at the Red Lobster, really. He could just be there for his cousin for the birthday party. Also, he strokes his chin when he says he hasn't killed anybody. Having played mystery games I'm always careful with words, because this also doesn't mean he killed Darnell. Could've just killed another person like a rival rapper.
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanmefair enough, we both made good points tbh. He doesn’t haven’t to eat shellfish or he doesn’t have to eat at all
There are revolvers that use moon clips so you can shoot semi auto rounds, just so you know Thomas.
THIS... is what a reaction video should be about. Not useless videos of people watching content laughing and making unnecessary comments. I'm subscribing. Time to learn some Law
The amount of excitement you showed at the beginning made me wanna read that book on law lmao
You're reviewing a Key and Peele sketch....we know you're fun at parties.
Great video!!
X-Raided was convicted for talking about how he murder someone in one of his songs also he was the first rapper to rap from prison I believe
Mac Dre rest in peace has a song called I'm in motion that was literally recorded over a prison phone. It is so raw and hard
Mac dre showed x raided how to rap from the phone. X raided said it in an interview, both were locked up in sac county jail.
@@money0vrerrythin11 that's probably the interview I'm thinking of so I have it backwards I just couldn't remember correctly
@@jessejames257 wasn't tryna be a smartass or nothing bro , just saying mac was the first to rap from county jail. And he showed x raided how to do it .
@@money0vrerrythin11 na it's cool it's been awhile since I seen that interview I remember there was a connection I just had it backwards
5:46 Yes, I'm very sure you're fun at parties, Tom.
I'm sure he'd be a great conversationalist.
One point is Gunrack should patently not have identified the weapon as 'a gun... of the long-ass variety'. Absent that identification, a defence attorney could presumably ask the officer who found the weapon 'Was the weapon you discovered near the scene a long gun - that is, a rifle? Does it use 9mm ammunition? No? So the weapon found near the scene does not match in any way the weapon used by the protagonist in the song?'
Immortal technique has a song called dance with the devil with a description crime. I always wonder if it was true or if they could ever have been charged.
Or is it just a dark fucked up story
Half of DMX's songs are him talking about committing numerous crimes 🤷
It's completely made up
It’s made up, but I was at a concert with him where he adressed your question. His answer was «It happens everyday»
That song is ducking crazy
That cabinet is soooo beautiful.
This man really trying to find every loophole here
I love it
7:28 "Pictures can be Photoshopped" IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:50 "and just because somebody confessed to the crime doesn't mean there aren't co-conspirators" it also doesn't mean they actually commited the crime
"I would call it....a gun....of the long ass variety" that shit sent me XD
I love you so much for taking this seriously. It just adds to the ridicularity of it.
Okay Tom, you better prove it. Youre invited to my next rager!
"Pictures can be photo shopped" Hilarious
Wouldnt this be like using a killers journal, like would there be a difference in description of murder if its poetic, would there be a differnce if its public like a rap song or private like a journal(it poetic style)
I think a big difference is a journal is autobiographical and not artistic. A published song is intended to be shared as art, and therefore artistic license becomes a factor as well as a rapper's lyrics could be a persona, or biographical.
Ah yes, everyone knows bob marley indeed “shot the sheriff”
@@GuyWithAPS5 I think Bobby Shmurda is a better example. And he went to prison for a long ass time for his song.
Can we focus our attention on country music singing about how hot their daughters are 🤮
Yuck
What country songs??
What songs lol
What song is this?
They actually have a fair point
Ive heard a lot of country music, the one ive heard of kinda like that is Farmers Daughter, which js about a guy singing about how he met his wife, the daughter of a farmer he was *working for*
You missed on the fact the long ass gun probably couldn't hold 9 shots but instead 6
Revolvers can hold different numbers of shots than 6.
5 shot cylinders are actually quite common.
For a smaller than magnum caliber, like 9mm, greater than 6 shot cylinders are likely.
Couldn’t he have just reloaded? Like Darnell’s not gonna get up lol
He could just reload the damn thing. Where the fuck is the dead guy gonna go?
I could see you being fun at parties. One of the funniest girls I know works for the IRS. She's great at the beer pong table. I'm sure your a blast lol
That right there is a devil in disguise
This got suggested after I watched Key & Peele's sketch and I'm glad I gave the vid a chance, I learned a lot. Jamaicans have always speculated that the song 'Driver A' got Buju Banton in trouble or at the very least gave feds a reason to look at him more closely. Now I wonder how right we all were and if the prosecution ever considered submitting his lyrics at his trial. Thanks for sharing your know-how and being entertaining. I think you'd be great at parties lol
This sketch is hilarious!! Amazing analysis!!
Oj Simpson's workout video was used as evidence in his court case
Rappers have a bad habit of snitching on themselves. I’m pretty sure this sketch was inspired by a real situation.
It's hard to keep a straight face watching this sketch isn't it? This sketch is funny as heck no matter how many times you watch it. And the production is top notch. Give them that.
62k in three weeks? Congratulations on that growth my man.
9:48 the lawyer Say that he kill darnelll, ladies and gentleman, we got him
Love your content man! Your videos are one of the only things keeping me sane through law school
I liked how you mentioned corroberating evidence. I remember as a cid agent in the army being pissed when JAG said they were opining no PC existed bc a confession alone isnt good enough for a conviction 😂
Believe it or not Smith and wesson makes an 8 shot 9 millimeter revolver. Popular in competition.
New Law - as of September 30 2022 in California, this absolutely cannot be used as evidence in court without judicial review.
It's a brilliant sketch, never expected legal analysis.
First time I've wondered why they didn't make the date of the murder September 9 to add another 9 to the confession loop.
“I AM FUN AT PARTIES!” But bro.. did I ask?? Lmaoo
Dang I was about to call out that the gun wasn't a 9mm and that there is no way it has a 9 shot cylinder and you literally got my back. Thanks Tom.
I'm an Advocate from India, and you just gave me so many more ideas for my own channel!
Also, it feels a different kind of good understanding the nuances of US law from your explanation and comparing them to Indian law💯
I curious, could the police actually find out if you have an allergy?
Like, any lawyer would tell their defendant “Dude just show you AREN’T allergic” if they weren’t, but wouldn’t it be a HIPPA violation to try and demand evidence of an allergy?
They don't have to demand records. They can order a simple allergy test to be done by a doctor working with the police department. Basically they scratch your skin, usually on your back, then put small amounts of various allergens on each scratch and look for a reaction.
Why'd this come up in my feed? I've got no idea, but I'm pretty glad it did. Thanks, Tom.
Attorney Tom got me free of the war crime charges in Bosnia, so subscribe to him
6:44 Objection! The suspect has made two separate statements about the weapon used in the crime, but those statements do not necessarily contradict one another. It’s conceivable that the suspect shot Darnell Simmons nine times with a 9mm firearm, and then proceeded to shoot him at least one more time with a gun of the long-ass variety. This entire murder has a hint of ritualism about it - this could simply be part of the killer’s MO.
😂 😂 😂 I commented before finishing the video. I loved how you caught the gun was different right away 😂 you still trying to save your client.
This is probably my new favorite channel just a mad lad arguing with himself in a fantasy court
Man.. I'd love to see Attorney Tom and Legal Eagle cross overs... dual or opposing counsel's!
That revolver could have been a 9mm but it wouldn't have held 9 rounds, he could have reloaded but he couldn't have done it in one cylinder
Just found your videos this week and it's gotten me really interested in your profession, maybe I'll reply to this comment in 10 years saying I'm a lawyer now 🤣
“Probable cause can’t just be a hunch”
*laughs in USA Police*
He planned those nines so that they rhymed.
just stop
@@madhur8817 ):
I love the way you explained that, right on and keep up the great work.
2:26 if the case had any more complexity, Attorney Tom would be out of the frame.
"Pictures can be photoshopped" lmao I died
Never understood why the song didn't say he shot him on September the 9th 2009
Its technically possible to rechamber that revolver for 9mm but it would just make the case stronger against him
Could be possible that the gun of the long ass variety was in 9mm and had 9 or more chambers in it, actually.
But that rings the question, the hell is a 9mm revolver doing existing in this world?
The real question is why anyone needs a gun of the long ass variety
@@dangersnail5839 to get some seaweed in there too
@@dangersnail5839
extra accuracy
long barrel + bullet = accuracy +5
@@dangersnail5839
it’s like fallout 4 except the revolver is chambered in 9mm, simple
I just watched a lawyer speaking for 12 minutes.... and I enjoyed it...
... 2021 is getting too weird...
seems like a really good dude I like how you include classical lawyer thinking and analysis with modern language that we can understand and still make it entertaining, ill be subscribing
You’re dope bro ! Hard work pays off!
Im flying pretty high here dude. This shit is fucking hilarious.
major plot twist: Tom was never a lawyer
Basically, he just studied law for fun!?
@@kashu8774 he studied law for sport.
at 7 minutes in, not only is it the wrong type of gun, not a 9mm, but it is incapable of firing more than 6 shots at a time without reloading. Not sure how important that is, but def changes the perspective on how the crime was played out lol
I don’t understand why this wouldn’t be hearsay. It’s a statement that’s not made under oath that is presented for the truth of its contents.
It's useable becuase even though it's not under oath it works with the evidence. If the lyrics didnt match up with most of the evidence then it's not usable.
Isn't this a statement against interest? There is no hearsay rule on suspect confessions as far as I know.
Suspect: I won't talk unless my lawyer is present
Detective: You just did
Suspect: yeah... you got me there
There are some weird green lines across your video throughout, is there something wrong with your camera or are they intentional ? cause I really hope my screen isn't broken, lol
well i hate to break it to you but i think your screen is broke
Your screen is fine
It happen to me as well so your screen Is fine that's why i came to tje comments lol.
It happened to me as well
It’s a TH-cam issue, been happening to lots of people lately across multiple devices/screens
This sketch is great and this analysis is even better.... I love this
Does anyone else see those green lines on the clip?
yeah what is that?
This was the first video I watched on this Chanel. Then subscribed.
The song never said he ONLY shot Darnel with a 9. He coulda shot him 9 times with a 9, and once with the "long ass gun"