Matt: Woolie, it's just a glitch with our set up. Woolie: (Y: Lie) Fuck you Matt, that glitch is a part of the game! Matt: You got any proof? Woolie: (B: Back Down) Yeah, alright, maybe I was wrong...(X: Doubt) YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU'RE TELLING!!!
10:32 So THAT'S the thing Matt was talking about in Yakuza 0, where Woolie thought their TV glitching out was part of the game and he thinks Matt is punking him.
Dear Matt and Woolie: I had dismissed this game when it came up from ya because of the furry animals, but your playstyle, obvious enjoyment, and voices have, after a huge binge-watch, made me intrigued and eventually enjoying the game as well. Thanks, guys.
Phelps : Tell us what you saw last night, Miss Borowski. *Mae* : *Eff the cops! I didn't do nothin!* Phelps : Cut the bullshit, kid! We all know you were the one who kidnapped that kid! *Mae* : *You got any proof to back that up?* Phelps : Sorry. Sometimes ya gotta tickle the clit to see how it sneezes. *Mae* : ...-draws in notebook-
I recently saw a outtakes reel from that game that showed just how well that system worked, just for them to throw it all out the window in exchange for those fucking stupid expressions and overacting the shit out of everything. Pretty disappointing really.
So I think that Night in the woods is actually just part 4 of JoJo. Young punk teen and his/her punk friends going around town doing crimes and messing with the locals until a mysterious killer with unknown powers appears and has been causing people to go missing. Now the young punks have a duty to work together to find the out the identity of the killer and save their home town.
I really like how well this compliments the Yakuza LP. You get crazy wild hilarity in one, and then a quieter, more involved storytelling in the other. Good times.
Woolie's obsession with these graphical errors is getting hilarious and infuriating at the same time. Couldn't he have just checked the recordings at any point once they were uploaded?
That little geek out about Captain Star got me thinking about MY favourite Captain. Captain Scarlet. "Oh what's your power?" "Gee Wiz, nothing special, I just DON'T DIE when I'm killed! I spend all day fighting Alien Invaders from Mars called the Mysterons! I am literally the sequal to Jesus."
logandh2 at like 10:30 Woolie points out something funky they saw but it doesn't show up on capture. Matt said it's the capture device but Woolie totally thinks it's the game and Matt is fucking with him. The same shit happens in the Yakuzey lp
So stealing pretzels and shit is nice, but how long until we find out that Germ Warfare's the Origami Scream Lord Whatever that's trying to summon Nyx and then we have to shoot him in the face with a slingshot? And then Germ eats Bea #hastag GreggBooooooooooooooizzzzzOk
HouseOfNonsense Dude you're actually like...15% right on that prediction. I'm not gonna say which part of that does actually kinda happen, but I will say this game goes places.
Mall Cop probably assumed a parent found their kid drunk or in some trouble and carried them off and the excitable Mae was just freaking out. No missing persons, story doesn't make sense, celebrations going on would give excuse for kids being rowdy and parents having to drag their kid around
Car or house location, wake them up somewhere private to yell at them, drink the kids booze. Point is that there are non-kidnap explanations and no reports any more specific than "I saw someone carrying someone". Mae had nothing for the officer to go off of
Shades of Umineko at the fence scene, with Aunt Mall Cop dropping intense red words, and Mae getting frustrated and falling to shit and accepting the existence of ghosts.
I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't looked so forward or had so much fun with a 2 best friends play through Since the last David Cage game they played
why do people hate this game so much in the comments? if you don't like it don't ... watch it? whether the plot's slow going or not, it's a nice change of pace and everything is full of story as opposed to "here's a puzzle, go back fifty rooms and figure it out for two hours. gameplay" stuff, imo. if you like it, great. if it's not for you, cool, there's like a thousand different things for you to watch?
It's funny because the whole argument about the thing Woolie constantly sees would be settled if he just watched the youtube video. Then he would realise that it's a problem with their setup, but nooooo
OK so someone stop me if I'm wrong or barking up the wrong tree, but it sure feels like one or more of these characters that we all have grown to love and expect will be there every day will get horribly murdered. I have NOT looked at any spoilers and don't want any, but I just get that feeling.
This game reminds me of what it must have been like to live with out the internet, you know, just going around talking with people and shit at random places.
When they were talking about the mouse, mosquito, roach tri-fecta I was just thinking of Wekser's stupid Resident Evil director's cut voice acting saying "THE ULTIMATE BIO WEAPON!!!"
They make Mae all trashy and smart alecky to make her more relatable, but even as a young person dealing with college, I relate with Mol Cop way more so far.
I got this game spoiled for me in the wirst way possible. I was browsing fanart and as I scrolled past an oc, I happened to read it's description. This is how it went. "My oc met mae after the HUGE FUCKING PLOT SPOILER! and now they're best friends or something."
Woolie keeps seeing weird things. First he thinks something is wrong with the matrix then supposedly sees a kid getting grabbed I mean at this point he has to realize he lacks 20/20 vision and should just trust what others see over his own vision.
I dont know about you but I love to hear the podcast and having them referencing something in one of their videos that isn out yet and then when the video comes out watch the conversation that they referenced earlier. In this case I remember Matt telling Pat about Woolie being paranoic about the tv thing that he thpught was an in-game feature instead of the tv just acting up. And the opposite too, one of the last videos had Matt and Woolie talking about incidents in general and that him(Matt) had an incident from his time in Cuba, but didnt tell what it was. And the podcast before this one had him revealing that he crashed into a real flamingo in the middle of a party.
What was Woolie freaking about? Was it that weird squirrel clipping through the pole? or was there a segment they just clip together where a Mac and Me is supposed to show up?
"Why did the Big Snake attack the people?"
"Because they tred on him. He was very specifically instructed them not to do this thing."
Question: "Why did the Big Snake attack the people?"
Answer: "Omikron."
Mae:Why did the asian guy kill those people?
Stoic resting bitch face man:Cuz that's rad
WELCOME IN OMIKRON
The ice age?
BIG SNAKE
"You can't make me go to war" continues to describe guerrilla warfare . . .
Matt: Woolie, it's just a glitch with our set up.
Woolie: (Y: Lie) Fuck you Matt, that glitch is a part of the game!
Matt: You got any proof?
Woolie: (B: Back Down) Yeah, alright, maybe I was wrong...(X: Doubt) YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU'RE TELLING!!!
Matt: Alright, Pat wanted me to drag this out like it's the game, but Woolie it's not the game.
Woolie is just shaking the tree to see what falls out
Just pokin the arm to see what crawls out.
This comment is better then this LP and the game..
So since last session I've been grinding offscreen and now I have 14 billion pretzels.
Nora Suko I ended up doing all the Bea subquests offscreen, no need to show those on camera.
Nora Suko and completed the rat and germ warfare sequences and all the investigation so lets go find adachi san lol
Oh, hey. Fancy seeing you here.
I think only 4 is obtainable.
Also I leveled up to the point where nothing will harm me, and maxed out all styles.
Gotta say, when I played this, I didn't expect the effing Raincoat Killer to show up
He sure expected YOU to show up!
I done got got!
Michael Seebach You've been bamboozled super fucking hard, man
Can't wait until Mall-Cop turns out to be a creepy anime rape monster.
Michael Seebach Aunt Mall Cop is the Origami Killer.
10:32 So THAT'S the thing Matt was talking about in Yakuza 0, where Woolie thought their TV glitching out was part of the game and he thinks Matt is punking him.
Dear Matt and Woolie: I had dismissed this game when it came up from ya because of the furry animals, but your playstyle, obvious enjoyment, and voices have, after a huge binge-watch, made me intrigued and eventually enjoying the game as well. Thanks, guys.
Ferdinand Rosenthal if you want a double backtrack on animal stuff go watch bojack horseman
And read Blacksad.
And Maus
vVAstrAVv I don't know if I want to "double backtrack on animal stuff".
Ferdinand Rosenthal The game is 2real
I really love what Matt's done with Germ Warfare's character. Give this man more work in the industry!
Woolies paranoia over the spooky tv thing is fun, I hope it keeps going as long possible.
I think Woolie needs to be "watched", he's seeing things that aren't there and Matt is trying to keep him in reality.
So you mean a WoolieWatcher of sorts? But who watches the WoolieWatcher?
And who watches the watcher of the WoolieWatcher?
Woolie, himself. Make it a triangle.
Jeedy Jay wouldn't it just be a line?
Phelps : Tell us what you saw last night, Miss Borowski. *Mae* : *Eff the cops! I didn't do nothin!* Phelps : Cut the bullshit, kid! We all know you were the one who kidnapped that kid! *Mae* : *You got any proof to back that up?* Phelps : Sorry. Sometimes ya gotta tickle the clit to see how it sneezes. *Mae* : ...-draws in notebook-
that has got to be the best euphemism ever
I recently saw a outtakes reel from that game that showed just how well that system worked, just for them to throw it all out the window in exchange for those fucking stupid expressions and overacting the shit out of everything. Pretty disappointing really.
Mae:I Like your Ass Angus
Phelps:You're lying Borrowski!
+SuchALustForFries
I fucking love you forever now. Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts.
SuchALustForFries
You sir are a hero.
Every time I watch the intro, I keep noticing new things.
And it's really well animated. So props to whomever made the intro!
L.A. Meowre continues
SuchALustForFries wait what? I don't get your comment
BaLaKay its a gamerpoop la noire reference
SuchALustForFries Heeeeeyyyy
SuchALustForFries ahh thanks
Matt's Germ Warfare voice is the absolute greatest 😂
I love the continued lore of Woolie thinking technical glitches are A SECRET PLOT TWIST.
Just THE BEST.
I've said it before, but Woolie and Pat are more like each other than either would care to admit.
The fact that Woolie said "Spirals! Naruto!" and not "Spirals! Gurren Lagann!" is EXTREMELY worrying to me
Isn't "Spiral" (Uzumaki) literally Naruto's name?
It's weird because he's definitely more "Spirals!Uzumaki Manga"
It is. But still.
So I think that Night in the woods is actually just part 4 of JoJo.
Young punk teen and his/her punk friends going around town doing crimes and messing with the locals until a mysterious killer with unknown powers appears and has been causing people to go missing. Now the young punks have a duty to work together to find the out the identity of the killer and save their home town.
Let the voice of love, *GIVE YOU CANCER*
And also don't forget the dismembered hand!
Now we must name all there stands and there abilities.
Gonna take a while.
luedog4life
Mae [Go Get Dead, Angel Face]
Bea [Die Anywhere Else]
Gregg [Weird Autumn]
Angus [Pumpkin Head Guy]
Also, I made these a while back
greytiziocaio.tumblr.com/post/158556354680/just-a-bunch-of-shapes-and-their-stands-i
I really like how well this compliments the Yakuza LP. You get crazy wild hilarity in one, and then a quieter, more involved storytelling in the other.
Good times.
Joel Cameron And then sometimes they swap, like when there's stern yakuza political discussions, and friendly knife fights going on over here.
Man, I love, ABSOLUTELY LOVE, how the LA Noire fanboys are infiltrating the other LPs. IT IS GLORIOUS!
Medium was so smelly he got a constellation of himself.
Woolie's saving grace as a detective. "JUST TALK!"
14 episodes in and woolie still doesn't understand how the hop, skip and jump mechanic works.
3 minutes in and we all get reminded of Woolie being a snek fan, traitor to mankind.
Woolie's obsession with these graphical errors is getting hilarious and infuriating at the same time. Couldn't he have just checked the recordings at any point once they were uploaded?
Big Snake?
The Rumble Fish?
Solid Boss?
Omg, I thought Matt was exaggerating on Woolie's matrix paranoia, but it's true.
That little geek out about Captain Star got me thinking about MY favourite Captain. Captain Scarlet. "Oh what's your power?" "Gee Wiz, nothing special, I just DON'T DIE when I'm killed! I spend all day fighting Alien Invaders from Mars called the Mysterons! I am literally the sequal to Jesus."
God, from 18:50 onward Woolie basically became Mae
Woolie not watching the LPs improves these videos by adding video glitch paranoia.
10:32 Woolie, we do not see what you are talking about.
Ahh, my favorite LP: "did i just miss something or is Woolie seeing things on the TV screen again"
vickers Hint: Woolie is seeing things on the TV screen again.
I wanna see a full-blown furry silent hill
Joel Rodriguez I'm pretty sure Mae passes through silent hill later in this game.
someone already drew their OC with pyramid head ... wish I was making this up
ilr you're surprised???
Ah so this is where Woolie exposed his balls thinking the game is some kinda meta bullshit.
Jon The Pretty OK Guy What?
logandh2 at like 10:30 Woolie points out something funky they saw but it doesn't show up on capture. Matt said it's the capture device but Woolie totally thinks it's the game and Matt is fucking with him. The same shit happens in the Yakuzey lp
Jon The Pretty OK Guy Ah right, but you said that like you've been waiting for it, did they mention it on the podcast or something?
Iogandh2 They might have mentioned it in Yakuza, I think, when the glitch happens there too.
Woolie also mentionned it in passing on an earlier part of this LP. Maybe the previous one actually, I don't remember too well.
So stealing pretzels and shit is nice, but how long until we find out that Germ Warfare's the Origami Scream Lord Whatever that's trying to summon Nyx and then we have to shoot him in the face with a slingshot?
And then Germ eats Bea #hastag GreggBooooooooooooooizzzzzOk
You see germ walk through them stairs? he's definitely a spook ass ghost.
HouseOfNonsense Dude you're actually like...15% right on that prediction.
I'm not gonna say which part of that does actually kinda happen, but I will say this game goes places.
I'd like to think there are a lot of hunting accidents with Deer campers in this world.
Hello Dankness my old friend, I've come to crime with you again.....
None of that made sense
Everything makes no sense forever.
woolie still seeing things. hes finally lost it
"Put the word 'grabbing' up on the board as opposed to 'nothing!'" - Honestly metaphorically sound advice; talking shit out helps.
Woolie's belief that the screen thing is a game thing is great
Its amazing cats and mice can be friends after what happend during the Cat-Mouse wars of 2010
This series is super relaxing dudes 👍👍
Mall Cop probably assumed a parent found their kid drunk or in some trouble and carried them off and the excitable Mae was just freaking out. No missing persons, story doesn't make sense, celebrations going on would give excuse for kids being rowdy and parents having to drag their kid around
Odin T Havok Why would a parent drag their drunken child out into the woods?
Car or house location, wake them up somewhere private to yell at them, drink the kids booze. Point is that there are non-kidnap explanations and no reports any more specific than "I saw someone carrying someone". Mae had nothing for the officer to go off of
Shades of Umineko at the fence scene, with Aunt Mall Cop dropping intense red words, and Mae getting frustrated and falling to shit and accepting the existence of ghosts.
I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't looked so forward or had so much fun with a 2 best friends play through Since the last David Cage game they played
What if rats had like super tiny mosquitos that you cant really see? And instead of flying, they jumped on you without you noticing?
You gotta put the mosquito-laden rats inside a cockroach shield, then under a pile of coats.
Woolie is becoming Mae's stand xDDDD
HERE LIES WOOLIE
1986-2017
JUST TALK
Here Lies Darlington Woolzworth "Turok Shadowman" Madden
friend, lover, heir to madden town, and notourious pie theif
why do people hate this game so much in the comments? if you don't like it don't ... watch it? whether the plot's slow going or not, it's a nice change of pace and everything is full of story as opposed to "here's a puzzle, go back fifty rooms and figure it out for two hours. gameplay" stuff, imo. if you like it, great. if it's not for you, cool, there's like a thousand different things for you to watch?
Mae should join "celestial being" from gundam 00 if she hates war so much. She could pilot a cool gundam and use that to stop wars
It's funny because the whole argument about the thing Woolie constantly sees would be settled if he just watched the youtube video. Then he would realise that it's a problem with their setup, but nooooo
Spoilers (not really ._.):
The killer is actually a watermelon on thot patrol.
Sheer Thot Attack has no weaknesses
SuchALustForFries Killer Queen's Third Bomb: *[Bites the Entire Ass]*
Highway Star
Full Thottle
OK so someone stop me if I'm wrong or barking up the wrong tree, but it sure feels like one or more of these characters that we all have grown to love and expect will be there every day will get horribly murdered. I have NOT looked at any spoilers and don't want any, but I just get that feeling.
The cop always dies...Didnt you see Rambo: First Blood?
And lil mouse friend gurl is cute. Just not as cute as Bea-chan
If it's accidental can you get off with manslaughter?
Richter The D Ye
If only this game had references to Tom and Jerry
AfroMetalMizu He pushed it.
***** THE HARD WAY IS FINE WITH ME
Mulder: "Ever heard of the Knife Alien?"
Just made my night, wasn't expecting this til tomorrow.
"Just Snitch"-Woolie the snitch
I thought that was Pat's nindo?
23:32 Thanks, Matt, glad you see the irony in Mae's crazy monologue.
This game isn't based on a true story. And features anthropomorphic animals.
Your commitment to your bit is admirable......
You should be called admiral obvious.
Yes, you deserve a promotion
Captain Obvious actually, both those points might be wrong...
James Kub thank you I will be upgraded soon
This game reminds me of what it must have been like to live with out the internet, you know, just going around talking with people and shit at random places.
2:54 So... the Most Dangerous Game?
Hey! The villain was Russian, too!
No,okay,the part with Woolie and the statue isthe best
0:51 The REAL fault in our stars.
This game really just is everything Life is Strange wanted to be and more, isn't it?
Sometimes I really wish downvotes were a thing on YT.
Life is Thumbler?
I'm still waiting for Stando powas though
*and less
FTFYFF
I'm calling it, Aunt Mall Cop is the killer.
19:28 So.....how'd Molly guess it was a teenager if Mae was only using the word "kid?"
When they were talking about the mouse, mosquito, roach tri-fecta I was just thinking of Wekser's stupid Resident Evil director's cut voice acting saying "THE ULTIMATE BIO WEAPON!!!"
Woolie, stop assuming and knowing who's the suspect. Mr Press R1
"This is on you Mall Cop Aunt!"
They make Mae all trashy and smart alecky to make her more relatable, but even as a young person dealing with college, I relate with Mol Cop way more so far.
24:30One of the only references in the _entirety_ of Sw1tcher that I 100% get, and I love it.
*BEH HEH HEH!*
And thus Woolie begins the descent into...
The Woolie Hole.
The second i saw Germ Warfare i thought "that guy likes black metal"
I got this game spoiled for me in the wirst way possible. I was browsing fanart and as I scrolled past an oc, I happened to read it's description. This is how it went. "My oc met mae after the HUGE FUCKING PLOT SPOILER! and now they're best friends or something."
"I want their god to be a pile of rags with a Crown"
That's just The Yellow King, if the rags are Yellow
loving this series 😊
Isn't it fitting that Woolie is Mae in the intro, and Woolie is also the one who all of a sudden sees something weird that Matt disbelieves at 10:38?
Woolie keeps seeing weird things. First he thinks something is wrong with the matrix then supposedly sees a kid getting grabbed I mean at this point he has to realize he lacks 20/20 vision and should just trust what others see over his own vision.
22:06 My personal time stamp to hear Matt lose it again.
Starting to think Mae might be schizophrenic
They see a spiral and Woolie's instant reaction is Naruto and Matt's is Dreamcast. I think that says a lot.
How do they not know what screen tearing is? You're telling me after all these years doing LP's you've never experienced screen tearing?! That's nuts!
I dont know about you but I love to hear the podcast and having them referencing something in one of their videos that isn out yet and then when the video comes out watch the conversation that they referenced earlier. In this case I remember Matt telling Pat about Woolie being paranoic about the tv thing that he thpught was an in-game feature instead of the tv just acting up. And the opposite too, one of the last videos had Matt and Woolie talking about incidents in general and that him(Matt) had an incident from his time in Cuba, but didnt tell what it was. And the podcast before this one had him revealing that he crashed into a real flamingo in the middle of a party.
You shoot young villains, Woolie?
one of woolie's tattoos should be "JUST TALK"...
he is right though
Man, it would be dumb if some series made a member of the main cast just possess his own decrepit skeleton. Hypothetically.
Kars would have won if he turned into mosquito-rats surrounded by cockroaches.
11:10 No Woolie, you're just crazy.
Matt, you're wrong. Again. Lori is usually always there.
woolie could just look at past videos to get over this glitch in the matrix he thinks is in the game
What was Woolie freaking about? Was it that weird squirrel clipping through the pole? or was there a segment they just clip together where a Mac and Me is supposed to show up?
I can't believe Woolie didn't make the obvious JoJo reference
When's more Majima though
He got pistol whipped by Sera give him some time to get back up
There's no time
When's Kiryu?!
22:00 - The kid dropped his phone when he got got. You ought to be able to find it there.
Brewster Rockit: Space Guy.
you never go out to the cliff, nerds, whatre you scared or something??
Jesus fuck. Captain Star. How the hell did Woolie just pull that one out of his ass?
Are you guys gonna be LPing Tekken 7 story mode?
None of these LPs are as serious as I thought. It's all SHENANIGANS!