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  • @itspaikon
    @itspaikon  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    tuonto said i can post this
    Clips Channel: th-cam.com/channels/9MPcpeWS0SYO6WvzRFm8xw.html
    I STREAM AS WELL: www.twitch.tv/itspaikon
    JOIN MY DISCORD: discord.gg/Et9Nct8M7P

  • @fatimaaltheaapadan169
    @fatimaaltheaapadan169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4132

    I deadass saw a post on Twitter saying a 'Tuonto' joined their world, and the fact that Tuonto actually said it wasn't him makes it funnier

    • @karmachan1390
      @karmachan1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      WHAT- 💀💀

    • @riaaaaa8127
      @riaaaaa8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      LMFSO WHAT

    • @onlyx1u
      @onlyx1u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      HELP

    • @janjan_28
      @janjan_28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mikoziiss_
      @mikoziiss_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      HELPPPPPP

  • @salemsalmon8086
    @salemsalmon8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    well if you’re going to impersonate tuonto, you’re bound to be blessed with the qiqi curse.

    • @lameesabu-laban5450
      @lameesabu-laban5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      exactly

    • @DR-7
      @DR-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Are you telling me... That i am bound to get qiqi if i impersonate him...?
      Alright, i am Tuonto now.

    • @Cerealmilkspoo1n2
      @Cerealmilkspoo1n2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DR-7 same :)

    • @northmoth
      @northmoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deja vu

    • @RyzenExtreme
      @RyzenExtreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg gooo you so kawi

  • @xxsssdsdsds6619
    @xxsssdsdsds6619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5397

    Paikon: Calls internet police
    Also paikon: **Disguises as Tuonto**

    • @HappyCat6412.
      @HappyCat6412. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The 690 likes

    • @vielotet357
      @vielotet357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2k now

    • @vinn9579
      @vinn9579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAO

    • @vielotet357
      @vielotet357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vinn9579 probably more than 2k actually

    • @Cattonatto_
      @Cattonatto_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He also lied he got the characters lol 😂

  • @Eriss_
    @Eriss_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Genshin is one of the only games, where when someone asks what you're doing, and you say rituals, they'll just go "understandable have a nice day" without batting an eye. You try that in other areas of your life, I dare you.

  • @larxielledrenoul9305
    @larxielledrenoul9305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4104

    Paikon : "im f2p :D"
    while wearing Jean summer skin

    • @taohu7537
      @taohu7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lmoa

    • @lamp6909
      @lamp6909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      In a while, this reply section will be hell, and I’ll explain:
      Events(I’m pretty sure that the event only gave Barbara skin but...)
      It doesn’t increase damage in any way, but u can still consider them f2p. If they bought genesis crystals, they only bought the skin. This is also a alt account, not the f2p account. Just s guess doe :)

    • @rvezx6367
      @rvezx6367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@lamp6909 also he have 60k+ genesis crystals and him on stream changed it to primo

    • @lamp6909
      @lamp6909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rvezx6367 hm

    • @HxneyElixir
      @HxneyElixir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@lamp6909 a lot of people consider f2p as not spending any money at all on your account, and getting thru with what mihoyo gives in-game. which is why you'd be called "Free to Play". welkins, battlepasses, primos and skins; if you spend real money for those, you'll no longer considered f2p, even if its a small amount. which is when youre categorized as a Light Spender. /nm

  • @wldk2044
    @wldk2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    seeing this vid, honestly makes me realize that whaling is less satisfying than f2p/just spending on welkin. imo, u appreciate more when u finally get the 5* that uve been saving for.

    • @ПостороннимВ-й2ю
      @ПостороннимВ-й2ю 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lewst C2 Raiden maybe?

    • @rainynight8385
      @rainynight8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      someone is a masochist for the grind lol

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mhm!!..f2p gurantee huhu

    • @Cerealmilkspoo1n2
      @Cerealmilkspoo1n2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly its nothing different

    • @laylam9997
      @laylam9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree, being a light spender/f2p makes the gacha more fun and more satisfying. Whereas whaling seems to be kind of boring. No excitement in pulling.

  • @blanca4101
    @blanca4101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    It was so funny how he was lying all the time to the poor people 🤣💀

    • @cliflex
      @cliflex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      actually not funny at all, I stopped watching because of that. I just hate when people lie without any reason thinking it's fun💀

    • @yosonce8016
      @yosonce8016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@cliflex oh?

    • @mcjean5083
      @mcjean5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@cliflex Well, its a very small thing to lie about, so I guess it doesnt matter?

    • @cliflex
      @cliflex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mcjean5083 I guess I'm just very touchy on the subject. Can't really stand even small lies when they're 'just for fun'

    • @yui7_yui7
      @yui7_yui7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@cliflex so serious

  • @neptunickuro
    @neptunickuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Paikon:lying on the Internet is illegal
    Also paikon: *doesn't get ganyu* I GOT HER

    • @D_-_.
      @D_-_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paikon means Qiqi he got qiqi

    • @YourAnonim_
      @YourAnonim_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cocogoat💀

  • @zhythe._.official
    @zhythe._.official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4541

    Paikon: "I got her"
    Haru: "Got Who?"
    Paikon:"Uhhhh"
    Also Paikon: "Her"

    • @OnPuncMa
      @OnPuncMa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No replies here for some reason.

    • @DiamondzQwQ
      @DiamondzQwQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @jellyweirdo we can start drama together

    • @LeiaMistray
      @LeiaMistray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @jellyweirdo yes do it

    • @LeiaMistray
      @LeiaMistray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @jellyweirdo SAME, cmon we need more drama than that

    • @yy2thescene
      @yy2thescene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LeiaMistray drama? yoimiya sucks

  • @StarryMaeya
    @StarryMaeya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    *"Lying on the internet is illegal"*
    Also paikon: *"disguises as tuonto anyway"*

  • @aileenmix5351
    @aileenmix5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "See my f2p Jean"
    Paikon : Mine too
    *WHILE WEARING HER SUMMER OUTFIT*

  • @boba8424
    @boba8424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Paikon: *gets a Qiqi while disguised as Tuonto*
    Uhh you sure it isn't actually Tuonto?

  • @Rotonzic
    @Rotonzic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Itspaikon: "Lying on the internet is illegal"
    Also itspaikon "I'm f2p"

  • @Ryo-jb4zn
    @Ryo-jb4zn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Paikon: I can't lose another 50/50
    Mihoyo: are you sure about that

    • @FormalShadow
      @FormalShadow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to lose 50/50 to get diluc

    • @オタクもの
      @オタクもの ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@FormalShadow *yes.*

  • @Rin-bx8nx
    @Rin-bx8nx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    THIS TOOK LIKE 5 HOURS IN STREAM

    • @skibidilivvie
      @skibidilivvie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      *the woman was too stunned to speak..* 😨😨

    • @jazmin1a456
      @jazmin1a456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waaa

    • @googooyul
      @googooyul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Can confirm... I was there

    • @extrachockeni8069
      @extrachockeni8069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@googooyul yea so long…

    • @sa_xro._
      @sa_xro._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skibidilivvie LMAOOO

  • @decanix
    @decanix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love that idea of somehow showing it when you get a 5* on co-op. we always do "wishing parties" with my friends when any of us wants a character so that would be cool 👍

  • @zvzdaa
    @zvzdaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    good luck to those pulling for ganyu/zhongli/yae!!
    i wish u guys luck winning the 50/50

    • @skibidilivvie
      @skibidilivvie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

    • @tobehidk4825
      @tobehidk4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually got zhongli after reading this comment :D thank you so much for the luck

    • @thearray2904
      @thearray2904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i lost mine to mona 😭

    • @marzipan24
      @marzipan24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lost it on my main, but got him as my first 5* on my second :D

    • @archmybacula
      @archmybacula 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i lost the 50/50 to diluc at first but 29 pulls and one desperate ritual later i got zhongli 🔥🔥🔥

  • @shanzidasdream4262
    @shanzidasdream4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal also Paikon: I got her

  • @cyannice
    @cyannice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Paikon: Lying is illegal
    *A few minutes later...*
    _LIES TO EVERY PERSON HE JOINS_

    • @m_.g
      @m_.g ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First Reply & First Reply in a Year

  • @Brightly-Colored_Goth
    @Brightly-Colored_Goth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember checking my history(where you can calculate your pity by multiples of six) and I realized I was over 90 pity because not only was I past pity on the History charts, but mine was also glitched so it stopped counting pity or it atleast lags for a very long time. Needless to say, I got Keqing on my 92nd pull once the pity system caught up with me.

  • @abbstracttheatre1509
    @abbstracttheatre1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ok but hear me out “I Destroyed the Wine Industry with 4 Dionas”

    • @shreberry5164
      @shreberry5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!YES!YES! A BIG BIG YES!

  • @linflix
    @linflix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    I’ve spent 50 wishes trying to get beidou so far yet these people get her like it’s nothing 💀
    Edit: I finally got her and I have every 4 star 😭👍

    • @s.a.k.u.r.a_yt9404
      @s.a.k.u.r.a_yt9404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bc they already have 6c so it's kinda useless

    • @mystix3903
      @mystix3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I did like 80 pulls on the ganyu banner (got keqing) and the 4* I keep getting is beidou

    • @pritikasinghbaliyan4169
      @pritikasinghbaliyan4169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my god same
      I didn't even get her in the end
      I got her from the standard banner instead T-T

    • @peepy369
      @peepy369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ToT last year i tried to pull for her on xiao banner and didn't even get her, i had to get her on lantern rite instead

    • @ventimain123
      @ventimain123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same TT

  • @haywi
    @haywi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Legends say Paikon is still rolling beidous till this day

  • @starsd0tcom
    @starsd0tcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    paikon: What are the chances I get Zhongli on my 1st ten pull?
    me who got him instantly after losing to Qiqi:
    ..👁️👄👁️

    • @selxschk7410
      @selxschk7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh i already had like almost 50 wishes after i lost to mona

    • @selxschk7410
      @selxschk7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still pulling for him since i still have some time

    • @DHBRNGRYooo
      @DHBRNGRYooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost to Mona on Xiao banner but got zhongli at 10 pity

    • @ihatecereal1763
      @ihatecereal1763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same except keqing first

    • @whoami8560
      @whoami8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FR I HAVE GOT HIM IN PITY 31 AND WAS JUST SKIPPING BC I WAS SURE HE WONT BE IN ANY OF THE 5 SINGLES OBVSLY

  • @chio6433
    @chio6433 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i put this on after your recent video with c6 furina pulling, and when you just pulled a ton of beidos here and said "i'm having a deja vu", i checked the publication date and i think i'll give up drinking

  • @Sara._aaa
    @Sara._aaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    4:08 I love Paikon saying “gracias” is too cute 🌜🤝🌛

    • @Ray-kc2ht
      @Ray-kc2ht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eonuos agreed.

  • @mitsoast
    @mitsoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “everyone’s so nice”
    as a former ganyu main, i can guarantee you any ganyu main you meet will be nice.

    • @deninin
      @deninin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as a ganyu main, fr lol

  • @aafoloudog5504
    @aafoloudog5504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    This happens to me everytime I get the best 4 stars in the banner THEN LOSE THE 50/50

    • @ayanokazuko5120
      @ayanokazuko5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Recently happened to me on Zhongli banner, it was so generous at giving me C4 Xingqiu but got Mona in the end lmao 😭😭

    • @aafoloudog5504
      @aafoloudog5504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ayanokazuko5120 same but I got qiqi luckily I got 40 more fates that I got from the events and got him zhongli guaranteed now I'm worried if I'll win the next 50/50

    • @mei.__
      @mei.__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayanokazuko5120 I actually want mona 😭

    • @ei8105
      @ei8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i got c6 xingqiu but lost the 50/50 to qiqi then 16 pulls after zhongli came home 😭😭😭

    • @mei.__
      @mei.__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ei8105 thats actually lucky

  • @mandarava8671
    @mandarava8671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Lying on the internet is bad.” 27 seconds later- “IM TUONTO!!!!”

  • @x1nx1ngl16
    @x1nx1ngl16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I got zhongli after 78 pity and sneaking on the ipad in the morning. I got 300 primos from the redemption codes and wished one time, everything was in slow motion, i thought it was a purple at first, but then ii saw the golden flash glaring at my eyes, then i saw the silhouette, and i knew that i got him, zhongli came home :) won my 5050 ar 40:) did ritual:):):). I WAS SO HAPPY.

    • @LesbianImpact
      @LesbianImpact 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Then I saw the silhouette”
      U mean a cloud?

    • @shiryutime2842
      @shiryutime2842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAAAAME

    • @GreenNari
      @GreenNari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I’m not the only person sneaking on my iPad in the morning 😂

    • @maraisfan4life517
      @maraisfan4life517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feel you. Had no hope of getting Zhongli or Ganyu since I just got Itto but miraculously got Zhongli at 60 pity, winning my 4th 50/50 🙌🤧🥺

    • @thienhuybui1297
      @thienhuybui1297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not the only one too btw I got him at 75 pity

  • @hangang7848
    @hangang7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ""lookin for cute girl".. wait, CUTE EGIRL! Wait that's ME"
    - paikon 2022

  • @HPFireYT
    @HPFireYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I only did single pulls until I got a 4 star since I didn’t need zhongli. I wanted to try for xingqiu’s final constellation… and I got it :D. Good luck to people who are actually pulling for zhongli/ganyu and the future banners!

    • @trytobanme9332
      @trytobanme9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got my first 5 star on zhongli banner. It was zhongli

    • @nikopotatopig
      @nikopotatopig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trytobanme9332 Me too. :)

    • @megaconure
      @megaconure 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the same for beidou c6 and ganyu came in and took my guarantee at 21 pity lol. Got beidou c6 4 wishes later tho so yay

  • @gianna526
    @gianna526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I can't believe he has such good Beidou luck. I've been trying to get her since I started and I had terrible luck. I used 40 pulls for Zhongli and got c3 Xingque and I had to choose her for my free Liyue 4 star instead of Yanfei constellations. I guess Paikon stole all of the Beidous in Teyvat 😭 also my sister got Beidou on her first pull ever after joining a few days ago, so that was painful as well.

    • @qtriku9046
      @qtriku9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had to use my lantern rite character to get c1 xingqui

    • @prabhakumaresan8550
      @prabhakumaresan8550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me xingqiu cons

    • @turgburg4890
      @turgburg4890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got c6 xingqiu

    • @qtriku9046
      @qtriku9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turgburg4890 i nope he never critd his E

    • @Victoria-i8y
      @Victoria-i8y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is not Lucky since he don't want her

  • @4nguuish
    @4nguuish หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *"If you roll, I roll."*
    *"And if you don't I'll roll anyway."*
    *[also back in 2024 chat, whos with me?]*

  • @morslinn
    @morslinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If paikon asked to do a 10pull in my world I would probably react like: yeah ofc, but why did you ask lol

  • @kaori2.051
    @kaori2.051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    someone: mona should die in hell
    paikon: *gets mona*

  • @Zohrah1022
    @Zohrah1022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    paikon is now scared of the name Tuonto

    • @inqyr4707
      @inqyr4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sacred

    • @zvzdaa
      @zvzdaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he cowers when someone mentions tuonto

  • @ShadyTheef
    @ShadyTheef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    itspaikon: lying on the internet is illegal
    me: looks around nervously

  • @uflackrr
    @uflackrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    in this banner, i got xingqiu and yanfei (i didn't had them), but after pulling around 70 times, i got c4 xingqiu, c2 yanfei, and got just 1 beidou, i got ganyu. after that, i pulled on zhongli's banner, and at pity 20, i got jean

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      after oulling 165 pulls(lose 50/50 to archon hater liyue lady) i got C2 xinqiu(C1 for the event so technically C1 xinqiu from the banner) and C3 yanfei and C2 beidou

    • @coconatsu9079
      @coconatsu9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sleeper5905 Archon hate liyue lady lmaoo

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coconatsu9079 i meant to write archon hater mb lmao

  • @xxravz
    @xxravz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:52
    "looking for cute egirl? "
    paikon : "THATS ME!!! :0"

  • @HandiDandiBrandi
    @HandiDandiBrandi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The audacity of this man claiming to be f2p to ppl when he's walking around with a paid skin on Jean pretending to be Tuonto, a known whale, is hilarious lmao

  • @whimz805
    @whimz805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    paikon should start a pirate crew and call it the court room at this point

  • @friendlyghosttalks4745
    @friendlyghosttalks4745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that last pull litreally made me cry you finally won a 50/50 i am soooo happy for you i amost went insane just looking at this video

  • @shadowblade0343
    @shadowblade0343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    after seeing all the lost 50/50s i don't feel so bad for having 3 lost 50/50s in a row

  • @virzxin
    @virzxin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i wonder how long it would take if paikon didn’t have his name as tuonto.

  • @azrae6838
    @azrae6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank the oh paikon lord for getting rid of thou crappy ads 👏

  • @marzipan24
    @marzipan24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The longer the video got the more I laughed lmao especially at the c100 pirate part and the lawyer jail thing at 27:17

  • @shougunraiden6707
    @shougunraiden6707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I see, Gambling addiction is real.

  • @03DevVveD03
    @03DevVveD03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Paikon: *has 17 ping*
    Me with 178 ping: I'm dying :D

  • @cherishdietz5651
    @cherishdietz5651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how every time he says he's f2p he has jeans skin witch cost genesiscrystal witch cost money

  • @ok_bruh1
    @ok_bruh1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was in the beisht fight, pulled 5 times from the free wishes and got ganyu, won the 50/50 and it was 9 pity

  • @asterope3738
    @asterope3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok but a lot of people say the Genshin fandom is pretty toxic -i mean yea it is but that's a minority of the fandom-
    honeslty just go up to your everyday genshin player and they'll be so nice it's insane.

  • @yinyue6760
    @yinyue6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:58 at that moment everyone was wondering if paikon got ganyu

  • @vyiaon
    @vyiaon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:43 yo! Thanks for showing my signature, Paikon! I am a proud Aether Simp!
    I'd never thought I'd make an appearance anywhere in your vid lol.

  • @zumixrye
    @zumixrye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this guy always makes my day

  • @Just_a_friendly_stalker
    @Just_a_friendly_stalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paikon: Lying is illegal I will call that internet police
    Paikon: I GOT HIM/HER

  • @vedantshriyan4885
    @vedantshriyan4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Paikon(finds someone who wants egirl)
    Also paikon (with Tuonto's name) : wait that's me!!

  • @Latecqll
    @Latecqll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beidou want to make you kazuha's siblings

  • @izah_xx
    @izah_xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember watching this stream while grocery shopping at 16%

  • @johannkyledelacruz5391
    @johannkyledelacruz5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dude literally spent his life savings for pirates and lawyers.
    At that point, he might as well bought a couple of houses.

  • @yuzi1759
    @yuzi1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next post: *If I Roll, I Roll*

  • @lucagilford6335
    @lucagilford6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how there is a bunch of people joining your world while u do this

  • @rafaella7674
    @rafaella7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:11 “that’s how the game works” trust him

  • @_Dogg
    @_Dogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:18 amazing moment

  • @lzhl7072
    @lzhl7072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s never a paikon video without twists

  • @renzkoh
    @renzkoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When the guest pulled 250 pulls:

  • @sillychoozismo
    @sillychoozismo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAO I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU POSTED NEW VIDEO YOU MAKE MY DAY BETTER

  • @awhtaalia5682
    @awhtaalia5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You can be lucky and unlucky at the same time.
    I was hoping for keqing so I rolled hoping to lose 50/50 but got itto
    I tried again and got xiao
    Tried again and got ganyu I’m crying

    • @lavender9020
      @lavender9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      give me ur luck please i kost the 50/50 to keqing while wishing for ganyu and im at 35 pity now :')

  • @GreeshMonkey
    @GreeshMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh so THATS where my bad luck went!

  • @makka_was_here3952
    @makka_was_here3952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To this day we on TH-cam still don’t know if Paikon told the last person how the pull went

  • @nicolez5x6y
    @nicolez5x6y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paikon: **Explaining**
    Chat: I'M GAY TOO

  • @sunset1381
    @sunset1381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me over here who skipped both Zhongli and Ganyu because I already had Zhongli from his first banner and don't want Ganyu while saving for Ayato: hmmmmm yes......

  • @llovriism
    @llovriism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paikon: I GOT HER
    Random person: who is her???
    Me:LaDiEs AnD gEnTaLmEtNs HeR!
    Qiqi:*gives Paikon c7 even tho u can’t do that

  • @Sxin209
    @Sxin209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you joined me (I’m in Asia server sadly), you probably would have to do 102 pulls. That’s how bad my luck is for Zhongli. 33 pulls and gotten Keqing at 85 pity, then gotten Zhongli at 69

  • @porpol134
    @porpol134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Paikon: lying on the internet is illegal.
    I AM F2P

  • @athiesxmw2883
    @athiesxmw2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Listen, if i got 2 beidous in a ten pull i would be over the moon thrilled, i love beidou so much

  • @Ee3ee33eee
    @Ee3ee33eee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    anyone else who loves seeing the golden glow of a 5* but has only seen it on your genshin account 2 times?
    (i got xiao and diluc)

  • @Cilibi
    @Cilibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s glad he didn’t ask me because I pulled 170ish times for c1 Zhongli lol

  • @carissa5977
    @carissa5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s ready for 4 archons speedrun

  • @rkdrago4433
    @rkdrago4433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i have been saving for 3 months to get zhongli and lost my first ever 50 50 to keqing and got him at pity but got 8 yanfeis. (i wanted to save for raiden and possible kazuha now i dont have enough wishes to neither of them if i loose 50 50).

  • @sachsoup
    @sachsoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paikon out here flexing how much money they have

  • @zinnia-
    @zinnia- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So this is who all the beidou went too…I’ve been trying to c6 her but am only getting yanfei and the flute

  • @borutouzumaki3251
    @borutouzumaki3251 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro has enough lawyers to win any lawsuit and enough pirates to start a whole fleet

  • @AndysCoffee
    @AndysCoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I literally want beidou…
    Edit: can someone make a compilation of itspaikon getting beidou

  • @zainabe_7
    @zainabe_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:42
    I FUCKING SCREAMED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
    I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM JKGJLFKYFLFHKDKHKHHK

  • @orr44.a4d
    @orr44.a4d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost ganyu to jean, so if Mihoyo cared to give me any luck for ganyu i would be extremely happy right now

  • @crystalized2108
    @crystalized2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    paikon: beidou?
    *a few moments later*
    paikon again: BEIDOU?
    BEIDOUUUUUU?

  • @procrastinator69696
    @procrastinator69696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AS A BEIDOU MAIN, I WANT HER CONSTE SO I CAN C6 HER BUT ALL I GOT IS EITHER YANFEI OR XINGQUI :(((

  • @alatusxiao394
    @alatusxiao394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone: why are you wasting your money on stupid things?
    Paikon: *i said yes*

  • @dg88771
    @dg88771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m still in shock of my pulls on this banner. I pulled 123 times and got a Mona (c0), 3 Zhongli (c2), a Ganyu (c1), and a Jean (C1) so now I have guarantee for Yae Miko.
    EDIT: changed pulls from 110 to 123, i miscounted the first time

    • @Yuukinum0
      @Yuukinum0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lying is illegal bro

    • @dg88771
      @dg88771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yuukinum0 The sad part is that it’s not a lie 😭😭 my luck will never be this cracked ever again

    • @Yuukinum0
      @Yuukinum0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Danelle Grubbs 6, 5* in 110 pulls totally not a lie

    • @dg88771
      @dg88771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yuukinum0 so I recounted and I got 6 5*s in 123 pulls. You don’t have to believe me lol

  • @ogatodalua6869
    @ogatodalua6869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the titoe of this video should be: "paikon building an entire court and an pirate ship crew"

  • @zp7477
    @zp7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got zhongli Two times on my first ten pull I was so happy 😁

  • @barkhodan9177
    @barkhodan9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    27:22 Starlight just wanted to be your friend and you rejected him ☹

  • @Shane_chia
    @Shane_chia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I got Zhongli Xing Qiu and favonious lance in one 10summon

  • @00hxa
    @00hxa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video is just paikon lying to pull for john lee and ganyu

  • @irchyzgaming2880
    @irchyzgaming2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw someone on twitter said "Come on is this real Tuonto or not??" But Tuonto said "That's not me", C6 Jean n C6 Qiqi on that not real Tuonto profile.
    Is that you?

  • @Angelx-xw8mv
    @Angelx-xw8mv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its kequing not kechao

  • @Grwscarlett11
    @Grwscarlett11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    None: me chilling with yanfei - mona - Jean - fishl - 😅

  • @sunsetthefoxwc7052
    @sunsetthefoxwc7052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Paikon: “There is NO WAY the rest of this is all is 3 stars.”
    **ThE rEsT iS mAgIcAlLy 3 StArS**