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  • @anonanon6612
    @anonanon6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    anyone who calls the police for nothing should be fined, save our tax money.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well we wouldn't want them getting into any danger now do we?

    • @trevorallen2964
      @trevorallen2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly the first steps in defunding the establishment 💷💪

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, the police, who apparently know the law, should put the phone down and not respond.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrB1923 it’s a slippery slope . . . It would have a chilling effect on people calling for assistance if they thought they were going to get fines AND you KNOW it would only be a New York minute before the police started abusing it, fining people and deciding when to turn up. Fix the police is the best answer I think 🤔

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrB1923 that's exactly how they should deal with it

  • @OptimalPulse
    @OptimalPulse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I'll give you the best valid... most vaild reason. You ready for this?? It's none of your business!"
    Absolute legend.

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    That security bloke has got has much power as a AAA battery from pound land 😂

    • @mcawley118
      @mcawley118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @thefoxhat6163
      @thefoxhat6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top tip for batteries...... Asda own brand are the best by far.

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s offensive to Poundland batteries

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrGersboy72 Yeah. That's definitely battery-ist. We need a slogan. B.L.M. Battery Lives Matter.

    • @truckingscouser
      @truckingscouser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @urgulp1554
    @urgulp1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You are smart when you are quiet" say's the bloke trying to tell pedestrians what they can and can't do when he can't even speak English

  • @reeebellious9752
    @reeebellious9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    A job with zero power and it still goes to his head...

    • @matthew3774
      @matthew3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its always the ones with no power who act like that. The ones with more power are more restrained and not trying to overcompensate all the time

  • @Blaesht
    @Blaesht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They way he says "Give me a couple of seconds my friend" and walks off. In his mind he genuinely think he's got you detained.

  • @FragranceGame85
    @FragranceGame85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That Security boy was not even close to being qualified to approach AB 😂

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed got his arris into a somewhat pickle lol

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess it's a step up from a paper round

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nitehawkmk77 ahaha 😂😂

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nor entitled to either!

  • @sjd_3699
    @sjd_3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The Asgard line never fails to disapoint.

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When AB says he is from Asgard you can see the cogs turning on the security guard lol 🤣 , trying to work out where that is " LOL 🤣

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Asgard is on the planet Zark . The people from Zark are zalions So AB is a zalion .

    • @rolfhelgenilsen3427
      @rolfhelgenilsen3427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kaliman1472 Huh? Asgard is is the Norse name for where the Vikings are from. However I Have a feeling u made a joke that went straight over my head, I dont know what "Zark" is. Peace out from Norway, have a nice day dude

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rolfhelgenilsen3427 Yes , it was an English joke from a Dutchman 😂 The planet Zark hasn’t been discovered yet .

    • @samtaurus007
      @samtaurus007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaliman1472 Naaaah, i discovered Zark AGES ago. Trust me, i'm from the over-populated planet 'Bullshitty'. That makes me a fully fledged 'Bullshitter'. :)

  • @ThePollaxtroy
    @ThePollaxtroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Only doing my job didn't help them in the Nuremberg trials.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never going to happen.

    • @ThePollaxtroy
      @ThePollaxtroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bornfree9547 Oh realy. You dont think councils will throw these people under the bus. Once people start winning court proceedings against them. Once the ambulance chaser legal people realise theres money in it. It will get more more publicity.

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The guys they worked for LOST in the war. Which government's are against the new world order?

  • @conradblack2504
    @conradblack2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They just don’t get it do they? Filming is perfectly legal. I love the way AB avoids telling them that and let’s them figure it out over the course of a long drawn out process.

  • @Fur_Queue
    @Fur_Queue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Probably the most excitement blue mask security dummy has had since he saw his sister getting out of the shower in 2008

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😨

    • @paulbelsey7111
      @paulbelsey7111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And his sister is probably the mother of his children. His mother/auntie told him it was OK.

    • @jasoncollins865
      @jasoncollins865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @1stormriders
      @1stormriders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ronprince1478
    @ronprince1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    So a security guard can physically throw you out of a public area. Sounds like the start of a very profitable law suit.

    • @gordonbrittas4842
      @gordonbrittas4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the law is that you can use reasonable force to escort someone off private property.

    • @TheNeilsolaris
      @TheNeilsolaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they throw you out of public area you'd end up in a private area, and you'd be trespassing!

    • @1977ajax
      @1977ajax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gordonbrittas4842 Not a damned chance! Where on earth did you get that idea.

  • @captainboeingmatt3464
    @captainboeingmatt3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    These clowns are so power hungry it's ridiculous. I love hearing AB not take any of their crap!

    • @daveduck4315
      @daveduck4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They think they have Powers,they should dress up as Batman,look complete idiots then!

    • @maxharris334
      @maxharris334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wouldn’t call it power hungry, more like it’s part of our job and what we’re told to do. there are rules that you must follow weather their questionable or not you need to follow them. this audit britain guy (complete bellend) btw is just out to get a reaction from people and catch it on film he’s just an attention seeking prick

    • @captainboeingmatt3464
      @captainboeingmatt3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxharris334 the rules are clear. Photography and filming in a public place are perfectly legal and photographers shouldn't be hounded because they are taking pictures or filming

    • @prog3142
      @prog3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Failed police officers

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxharris334 You're another BUTT HURT TROLL... Cry us a river I'll bring popcorn and a inertube and float down them.

  • @cyclist68
    @cyclist68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a photographer we had the same crap back in the 70s. then it was the IRA, the only difference being you could understand the people stopping you, but after a while then we went through a period where we were more or less left alone. Then around 20 years ago after 9/11 and the invention of PCSOs all you had to do was take a photo in any town centre and some bozo in dayglow would on you like a tramp on a dropped chip. Ten years of this idiocy went by and Dept Ch Officer Andy Trotters all police authorises notification came out saying photography is not a crime and common sense seemed to prevail. So much so that most auditors now need to stand outside police stations to get a bite, so I thought things were getting better. Watching your vid makes me realiser nothing has changed in reality, if anything Covid and the authorities flexing their muscles has made it worse. We are going backwards.

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They've been doing the same thing since the Bow St Runners. "In the current climate of: Jack the Ripper/Russian bolsheviks/continental anarchists/ German spies/peaky blinders/German spies again/razor gangs/The Red Brigade/IRA/Islamic terrorists...

  • @reverendjimspanner7902
    @reverendjimspanner7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's a sad state of affairs when we have the Stasi patrolling our High Streets.

    • @cliffa2901
      @cliffa2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reverend you could also said the FBI or MI5. The Stasi don't exist anymore. The Stasi are now run by what was once known as west Germany. An

  • @mrg0047
    @mrg0047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I absolutely love watching these in the morning at work. You really are a top man AB, you crack me up and your humour is infectious.

  • @sdfhdalton8210
    @sdfhdalton8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This just just shows what a crazy fooked up world we live in .. give someone a badge they think they are gods above everyone else wtf 🤦‍♂️

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keepgoing7533 most do, but it takes a special kind of ego to apply for these types of jobs in the first place.

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulregan4881 yawn, how original

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulregan4881 what a strange inference to make. Very odd

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulregan4881 police or security guard?

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulregan4881 You must be BUTT HURT. You know they have a cream for that with directions I'm sure you can find someone to read it to you.

  • @bradwood4952
    @bradwood4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When AB asked him his name and he said “fromwhichcountryyouarefrom” I died laughing 😭😂

  • @e4unow421
    @e4unow421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I've worked for Scottish Power once.... avoid them like the plague.

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I had them as a supplier, total nightmare. Think about how bad it could be, multiply it by 10 and you are 1% of the way there.

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like most of them.

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BR1883FC I used to work in Prepayment as part of their contract with a company called Kura, It was a total farce... Kura did nothing but pander to thier unrealistic KPI expectations.
      Don't get me started on their shite systems too. 😅

    • @lucius4556
      @lucius4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I switched to them last year,they were trying to rope me into this fixed rate payment plan,told they had been donating to cancer research on my behalf on the last plan for me..just charge me what I've used ffs..and their billing is crap..sending me threatening letters before they've even sent the bill lol,that was from the start..might switch now as I didnt buy into their fixed rate stuff which they charge for get out clauses !!

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucius4556 took me nearly 2 years to get a pre-paid meter out of the house I bought, in the end I changed company and got them to take it out

  • @creyten5255
    @creyten5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how genuine AB sounds when he says he's from Asgard.

    • @tombarber6469
      @tombarber6469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually believed him when he first said that had me second guessing myself weather it was real or fiction haha even tho I knew 😅

    • @creyten5255
      @creyten5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tombarber6469 🤣🤣

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you travel here sir.
      The Stargate obviously 🤣

  • @vJdn
    @vJdn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “It’s none of your business “ you had me laughing in tears 😭

    • @toadhall1951
      @toadhall1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ Zezsy1x There's an Australian auditor who goes by the name of Nunya Bizness.

    • @vJdn
      @vJdn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toadhall1951 😂😂😂

    • @ThePlatypusReturns
      @ThePlatypusReturns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part was absolutely priceless !!

  • @Marky.H
    @Marky.H 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ok so I've binge watched so many of your videos today. You and focus pocus are the best auditors 💯 good work AB

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm really fed up with what this country has turned into.

    • @cyberpunk3052
      @cyberpunk3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A boring dystopia!

    • @michaelsingh925
      @michaelsingh925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Closet racist alert !!! Just come out and say what you are really alluding to

    • @NaeMuckle
      @NaeMuckle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the English are just boring knobs now.

    • @TheByard
      @TheByard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The next time I visit my home country the UK, I will walk around with my stupid iPhone gaffer taped to my chest, then drop the borrowed half-filled cigarette pack. The pack will be attached to me by some very strong fishing line, I will then walk two steps away. I'm wishing that one of the scruffy uniformed persons who loiter the High St. areas will come over and inform me I've dropped something. Or will they just try and nick me.
      I never really enjoyed shopping and after my last visit to the UK a year ago I hate it, department stores don't have stockrooms, so it was impossible for me to buy more than the three V necked white Tee shirts in my size that were on the rack. The assistant kindly informed me I could go on-line, but then I'm staying at a hotel, and I have tried the on-line game before and ended up returning the stuff, as it was the wrong size, colour, style than that ordered on the on-line form.
      On one occasion I bumped into some long-lost friends and we were having a catch-up chat. When the goon arrived and instructed us to move on, at the time we were about to visit a bar/restaurant within the mall. But as the goon instructed us without first asking if he could help. We took our hard-earned cash to an old side street pub and enjoyed spending it.

    • @domk4955
      @domk4955 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelsingh925 I will and it's rubbish. I could say worse.

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Can I help?".... "yeah, go get me a coffee.".... 🤣🤣🤣... gets me every time.
    The one where AB is doing that to a copper and starts trying to hand him money and all... so funny... the look on the cops face was priceless !!

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Very professional holding an E-Cig speaking to a customer 🤣.

    • @Abuzwebstar
      @Abuzwebstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potential customers

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Abuzwebstar ☝️victims 🤭

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah you noticed that too whilst adorning a face nappy xD, that was hilarious

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bennyhill4228 😁😆

    • @flynna
      @flynna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In his smart uniform of a moncler hoodie. They're supposed to wear shirts and such

  • @holdfast7657
    @holdfast7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These companies buy the properties, but the council allows them to adopt the thoroughfare providing that they maintain public access. The thoroughfare is not private.

  • @Hammertime054
    @Hammertime054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    That security bloke is a complete knob, and he aint your friend, nice one A B👍

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is such a jobsworth, probably aggrieved that he is always the bottom and not man enough to be on top

  • @doncumberbatch6416
    @doncumberbatch6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I was 17 I got a job as a lifeguard and the pool manager told me only put your hands on someone if you are saving their life or you will get fired ‼️ I am now 58 and will always remember that‼️

    • @cacadores3955
      @cacadores3955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't that make your wife a bit sad?

  • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
    @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Another security guard who doesn’t know the law. Don’t these guys get an intelligence test?

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes, and if you fail you get the job.

    • @petersmith6974
      @petersmith6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Job centre is handing out free training for SIA training for security.To get people off benefits.Mostly foreigners do it for min wage.So as a English man I will not listen to them

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well just maybe ....he was right.
      Have you considered that?

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's psychology isn't it. There's that experiment where they get volunteers - guards and prisoners. They give the prisoners uniforms and the ability to imprison and they turn into monsters very quickly. But they just normal people given uniforms that's all. That's why they give these goons these police looking uniforms, it makes them think and act like police and most people react to that uniform as if they are. Weird psychology power trips. It's lunacy. Good job AB standing up to this madness

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aireboat7988 are you serious? How is this even remotely right? Seriously, I want to understand your viewpoint.

  • @evi6199
    @evi6199 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just when i thought id seen every AB video I come across one ive not seen before and its an absolute Gem. Well played AB as always 😂

  • @vincentsubmarinismo774
    @vincentsubmarinismo774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He does actually own the shopping centre.
    He works security sometimes just to keep in touch with the masses.

    • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
      @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m actually loving the crazy Polish guy who thinks he’s an extra from a Vinnie Jones movie

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The security officer is very polite and well presented. Sadly, he is poorly briefed; by now in 2021 all police and security staff should have been made aware of auditors and have been instructed on what action to take, which in 99.9% of the time is ...... nothing

    • @andyxox4168
      @andyxox4168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hardly polite nor smart!

  • @EnglishVeteran
    @EnglishVeteran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    England is in desperate need of a major clear out!

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's too late. The yobs have taken power. Good luck, you'll need it.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Glow in the dark But your ancestors arrived by dinghy! Or walked over the land bridge before the English Channel existed. This is the casual racism that makes me doubt that I'll ever visit England again. Shame.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Glow in the dark Sounds good, and a very grown up thing to say. Neither am I.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Glow in the dark Aw diddums I thought I was the snowflake? There's a little racism in everybody. Recently in some countries it's become fashionable to blame all problems on "foreigners". This is a lazy, dishonest and dangerous habit. People hate being called out on their racism. This is understandable, but the solution is to seek the real structural reasons for problems rather than picking on folk who look different or talk different. I knew this at five years old and probably so did you.

    • @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840
      @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guinnog2 personally i wouldn't bother you can see what its become!!!

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I'm from Eastern European. Do you wanna talk or do you wanna walk?" Excellent what a wonderful country we now live in.

  • @thelionofluton4940
    @thelionofluton4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Someone needs to get the nurse, there's some mental health patients wearing yellow tops who are out of bed and not taking their meds

  • @grimprawn902
    @grimprawn902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The shear ignorance of these goons is astounding, who on earth is training them? Free content all day long, nice one AB.

    • @bazsnell3178
      @bazsnell3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sheer NOT shear

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm surprised they haven't gotta do an English speaking test to get the job

    • @northernthrifter8817
      @northernthrifter8817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're being trained by the telly tubbies

    • @vicsimmonds
      @vicsimmonds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're being trained by AB

    • @TheWizardOfTheFens
      @TheWizardOfTheFens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Shear ignorance” oh the irony………. 😂 😂

  • @BlueShadow777
    @BlueShadow777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Guaranteed the guy wouldn’t have complained about your filming if you’d have changed energy suppliers and gotten him his commission.

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course

    • @MadderMel
      @MadderMel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck the energy guy anyway ! They go around harassing you selling their overpriced crap !

    • @JosephAgrane
      @JosephAgrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MadderMel The guy is just working a job.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, what a beta. He send someone else to complain.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JosephAgrane Yeah & he chose to work in public where he has no right of privacy.
      Is he complaining about the CCTV cameras?

  • @soleknight3212
    @soleknight3212 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:11 You know what, with his calm demeanour and polite attitude plus still standing his ground with AB, this guy would actually make a good police officer

  • @oisajdfposid
    @oisajdfposid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Look at all the authority that fluro jacket has given him!

  • @garrydavies6337
    @garrydavies6337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice one AB keep on schooling these buffoons, you're doing a great job! 👍 Love your humour aswell, the hi-viz clown definitely should have bought you a cappuccino for your time ha ha! 🤣 Keep up the great work my friend. 👍👍🌟

  • @iamarmaankhan
    @iamarmaankhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    These guys need to be educated. Embarrassing

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why they're working as security guards. 🤔

  • @rebekahfield4083
    @rebekahfield4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Slot 5:00 onwards; "Will you get me a Cappauchino? You told me too wait two minutes, so I thought you were going too get me a Cappauchino." I love the cheekyiness of you AB; made me laugh!

  • @charliemarqfj
    @charliemarqfj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Tall security guard reminded me of one of those Albanians of Taken. Slightly worrying 😟

    • @bren70ssss94
      @bren70ssss94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you know what happened to them 🙂

    • @hellobanking802
      @hellobanking802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Good luck!'

  • @stevesvids
    @stevesvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaaa... my daughter works around there. I was watching this on the big TV and she said ...
    "hey that's The Lexicon....
    I know those plebs"
    Hahaaaa made me chuckle.
    😄✌

  • @davidjohns.3065
    @davidjohns.3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Private security patrolling the streets, this could just be the future folks.

    • @stevenfitzgerald2414
      @stevenfitzgerald2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just politely to vanish

    • @lextalonis839
      @lextalonis839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not The Future but The Present..

    • @sweddybob8864
      @sweddybob8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll give it ten years before g4s are handed contracts to police town centres

  • @richardchadwick2352
    @richardchadwick2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just love your vlogs AB....class my friend pure class. Always polite, way to go.

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    They actually think they can stop people buying a camera and using it. They are deluded.

    • @ConAir94
      @ConAir94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they try and say the high street is private

    • @harveybray1804
      @harveybray1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Power goes to their heads

  • @patrickrose1221
    @patrickrose1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AB, you got the patience of a saint fair play . The world's a better place while we've got people like you ! Love and respect to you and yours from me and mine , same people really innit lol x

  • @FoxholeFightClub
    @FoxholeFightClub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    he was happy to answer a lot of questions ,very informative.

  • @nathanmiller2982
    @nathanmiller2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He comes up to you with a recording device. He’s recording because he’s allowed to because he’s in public. It’s actually not unusual to film there are cameras everywhere. So if tourists come to town and film it’s suspicious. The gas guy calls another man to solve his problems because he does not cameras. However he has no problem with the cameras all over the place. Nice work AB

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    How does that man have a job ordering people around when we can barely understand a word he says.

    • @moodyguymick
      @moodyguymick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed, however the face muzzle isn't helping matters either.

    • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
      @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually told a Transport Police officer who was harassing me for not wearing a mask to take his own off because the combination of that over his mouth, 40% hearing loss in my right ear and peak hour rail terminus noise made it impossible for me to comprehend a word he was saying. He didn't (probably a breach of the equalities act) but I just walked away mildly amused by the look of "does not compute" on his piggy face.

    • @jamesmack157
      @jamesmack157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's racist - he's a dinghy diver in a yellow vest on a day trip from France.

  • @MrGeorgeScatos
    @MrGeorgeScatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @9:35: "I'm from Eastern European."
    That's pretty cool. I'm from Eastern American.

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m from eastern London lol

  • @ChrisPrice1977
    @ChrisPrice1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Probably the most interesting and exciting thing that happened all week for the security staff

  • @TheOnlyIncognito
    @TheOnlyIncognito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rollercoaster of emotions with the interactions on this one 😂

  • @andrewlongworth
    @andrewlongworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    What a knob that security guard is.

  • @ebutuoy4591
    @ebutuoy4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Is security such an unwanted job that only non-english speaking immigrants will take it? The job requires clarity in word and thought. Not demonstrated here.

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a former police officer I am amazed and angered at the responses from that self important little prat. He is totally ignorant of the law, he has no formal powers, he's just a tit in a yellow vest. Lord give me strength !

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And where the hell were you a plod? Coronation St. perhaps?
      Because if you ARE a former pc and you don't know that some security have landowners authority to enforce trespass, you can't have been a very good one.

    • @dwayne_dibley
      @dwayne_dibley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aireboat7988 most likely because he’s one of the few decent and knowledgeable plods that knows the difference between the criminal offence of trespass and civil trespass.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dwayne_dibley Except that....anyone with the property owner/ occupiers authority CAN enforce trespass on private property. That means a suitably authorised security guard can legally, physically remove a trespasser if required. That's not really, - "no formal powers" is it? And although police are not usually trained in civil law, there's usually enough interaction with pub/club doormen, to become conversant with trespass law.

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The lesser yellow vested tit. That sounds like a good description.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aireboat7988 that’s utter nonsense and totally incorrect. Trespass law is completely irrelevant here. Stop spreading incorrect information.

  • @jord-m5c
    @jord-m5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Do you want to talk or do you want to walk’ habib been watching old Schwarzenegger vhs 📼

  • @oldseadogcb3130
    @oldseadogcb3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I think these "suckurity" guys must be the "rejected" ones who didn't make through the G4Stupid course! Smart audit AB

  • @sandymcghee3328
    @sandymcghee3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good 👍 video A. B. Keep them coming stay safe 👍👍👌👌

  • @shaunbown4851
    @shaunbown4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    There's more and more special needs folk working in security these days .. bless them for their efforts !
    Good job they wear the hi viz bibs so their carers can find them in a crowd ! 😁

    • @lipbonethecabby5539
      @lipbonethecabby5539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When they do a good job they get promotion,,, they join the police force.

    • @shaunbown4851
      @shaunbown4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lipbonethecabby5539 . Definitely ! . or they're ex coppers ( mostly sacked ) still trying to hold on to their make believe power of the yellow vest ..
      😉 .

  • @Ineedyoulou
    @Ineedyoulou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You ready for it..... "It's none of your business" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @builder481
    @builder481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm excited for this one
    AB big respect

  • @ladyanfield5682
    @ladyanfield5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pmsl 🤣🤣🤣 AB you are just what I need at 1am on a Friday morning when I can’t sleep so so funny 🤣🤣🤣
    Love it ❤️❤️

  • @guy4469
    @guy4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This security man cannot hold a conversation .mummble bumble ,watches the bill or starsky and hutch the sweeney . this guy is weird .

    • @askme1245
      @askme1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he had a hot potato stuck in his mouth!

    • @misiasert1348
      @misiasert1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh,he,ll never make a detective

    • @johngreen6191
      @johngreen6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roma decent, Northern India. Ancestors settled in Romania and Hungary centuries ago. Now over here in UK.

  • @robknox6514
    @robknox6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When were you in Bracknell? Lol that is just up the road from me I would of loved to meet up with you love your videos keep them coming Mr AB 👍☺👍

  • @liamocarroll371
    @liamocarroll371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    First they desecrated the Holy Police Stations by setting impure cameras upon them. Then they came for the Shopfronts.😱

  • @roblawson9422
    @roblawson9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A example of De-escalation and people skills at its finest. Great work A.B ❤️

  • @clockworkorange3628
    @clockworkorange3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    In America we call that sorry little boy, a punk ,my brother.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry little boy 😂 I like that

    • @chaz725
      @chaz725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “ have I fired 6 shots or only 5 We’ll punk … do you feel lucky”

    • @KevinJones-su9fr
      @KevinJones-su9fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true Clockwork don’t play that in US

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In England, we call them a 'bell end'.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In England, back in the day, punks were rebellious, kinda cool. It’s not really gonna work as a slur here.

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I cant believe they are employing jelly heads like this.

  • @RRVVWW73
    @RRVVWW73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    AB should put in a complaint. Clearly “habib” has an authority complex - claims ownership of the street, told him to shut up, and was making veiled threats

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it sounded dodgy, so I checked.
      Surprisingly, he is right. That part of the High St IS private, its not a public right of way.

    • @MT-hd2es
      @MT-hd2es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aireboat7988 I smell bacon

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aireboat7988 are you habib?

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DG-EditsYT no, C of E.....

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aireboat7988 it’s a public place, as the public have access in their capacity as the public. There is case law on this that unequivocally proves you’re incorrect.

  • @Musical_Man_Guitar
    @Musical_Man_Guitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from Asgard...Brilliant!

  • @insuretec
    @insuretec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Combined IQ of minus three. What a waste of council money.

    • @DavesDiscoveriesChannel
      @DavesDiscoveriesChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lexicon is owned by a private entity he's employed by them (thankfully).

  • @darrellsears-uk
    @darrellsears-uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great work AB. I think you are right, great work keeping it civil, I think that big guy was quite happy for it to turn physical. I thought they were going to argue that because they resurfaced the walkway they took public access "The High Street" and made it private.

  • @danaustin3885
    @danaustin3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    For a free person, this unbelievable.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are paid grasses.

    • @logansadler1931
      @logansadler1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *simply unbelievable

    • @james87367
      @james87367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are not free in the UK.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AB is enlightening them one twat at a time.

  • @borisblade564
    @borisblade564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An intensive course of retraining required for security and a refresher course on how to deal with the public

  • @johnhall4851
    @johnhall4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Is this ' my friend' yellow vested parrot related to the 'young man' copper? There is no law supporting anyone to tell them to get off a bike.

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Find some people with low IQs, dress them up as security clowns, dumb them down with the company's own rules, policies, values, etc. and pay them just enough to for them to do their work.
    Then let them loose on the public, what could possibly wrong?

  • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
    @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    AB, don’t you know that security guards own the shopping centres that they patrol?!

    • @nocomment1984
      @nocomment1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like your channel mate

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nocomment1984 cheers buddy

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just noticed the ✔️ Im off to check your channel out

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AuditingBritain You should check out the Nekkid Watchmaker channel too. th-cam.com/channels/SJ7LRO4GaHZdzowk2-7hJw.html

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AuditingBritain ❤️

  • @raalaa121
    @raalaa121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahahaha IM FROM ASGUARD fair play Thor ... you got him !

  • @cleaningmaster100
    @cleaningmaster100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yyooooooooooooo king of the Auditors hope your well my friend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @kevingeorge4573
    @kevingeorge4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He sounds like the son of an SS Officer... what is this zombie doing as a Security guard in this country.... crazy.....

  • @allandale1018
    @allandale1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The European cop almost forgot what he was doing when that blonde went passed lol, He stopped talking and stared at her 11:16 in to vid for nearly 10 seconds his mind went blank

  • @kevanashy
    @kevanashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I grow up I want to be a security guard! 👏👏👏👏

    • @williamspruce7084
      @williamspruce7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can’t do both , surely ?

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamspruce7084 Quality haha 😂

    • @barty2381
      @barty2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamspruce7084 underrated comment 😆 🤣

  • @paramkumarsharma
    @paramkumarsharma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Scottish Power are the worst company you can ever deal with. Have a persistent issue of cutting off calls when you get through to them and oh did i mention how rude the staff are. Bunch of liars just manipulating you for money.

  • @rabbitleader2307
    @rabbitleader2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE this channel and adore A.B. Top man!

  • @activeshooter9350
    @activeshooter9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Having to justify having a hi-viz by harassing free people in a free country.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not sure it was ever a free country. Ask the Birmingham 6.

    • @anuvabastidanakist2437
      @anuvabastidanakist2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Active Shooter only idiots who are told they have power I was a steelerector never told anyone except a member of public the road was let my closed as me and another guy were fixing 30 kilo hand railing sections above the road if they fell and hit some one it would've killed them the combi safe wasn't put up right by the company we were too g the hand raiIing for or when I wa a Bateman and asked people not to park across the gates to our site which were I constant use we had to keep gates shut because stupid parents let their kids run on site only the stupid ones 99% kept their kids say from an active dangerous demolition site

  • @Carlosyabrudy
    @Carlosyabrudy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So AB is a UFC fan! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dress them up in black and give them a yellow vest and look what happens. Coincidently, I use to be in charge of a group of cleaners in a large open mall in Brisbane, Australia. There were local laws that prohibited cyclists riding through the mall. The cleaners had been in the habit to take it upon themselves to act as police until I reminded them of their true calling.

  • @PeterPerhac
    @PeterPerhac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scottish power guy is like "I'm not bovvered" then runs to grass AB up. I can't imagine how it must feel to be both (1) the type of person that happily approaches random passers by to ask them with questions (2) cry-baby reporting to security that someone recorded them on video.

  • @suzyqualcast6269
    @suzyqualcast6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is THE high street, someones built around and now commerciallly occupy.
    Not 'theirs'.

  • @stuart23969
    @stuart23969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You are smart when you are quiet" what an oaf, doesn't deserve an sia license

  • @karl7212
    @karl7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Always excited when you post a new audit

  • @fruityshooty7017
    @fruityshooty7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Straight out of Adams family that 1 dude god daym

  • @NihilisticHedonism
    @NihilisticHedonism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    AB is making acquaintances in every British town and city. Soon enough he'll be more famous than the Queen.

    • @stevencharter1803
      @stevencharter1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever seen the Queen and AB in the same place?? Hmm

    • @andyb7339
      @andyb7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He already is, we never see or hear of the Queen she gets her money for doing nowt

    • @knightad33
      @knightad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'll also start to think that everywhere smells of fresh paint.

  • @raymondfarrimond2010
    @raymondfarrimond2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder what security would do if 100 Japanese tourists walked down there all with video cameras.

  • @AdrianNUFC
    @AdrianNUFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They clearly just hire security guards without informing them how the law works.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turns out security was right.

    • @dwayne_dibley
      @dwayne_dibley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aireboat7988 he certainly was. He can’t issue fines to people who are riding a bike.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dwayne_dibley Ah sorry, was talking about the High St being private, not the fines bit. Yeah, that was bs.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aireboat7988 it’s irrelevant whether or not that piece of land is private. It’s not a private area, it is legally a public place.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smithbrownjones barristers are often wrong. Common sense is all that’s required to prove that. While they are permitted some flexibility in setting rules there is no power as such to remove AB on the basis of trespass and the matter is entirely civil. Again you are confusing criminal and civil trespass. Go ask a real lawyer instead of watching nonsense ideological promotional material.

  • @byronelenica8329
    @byronelenica8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tall guy was up for a fight. Your perception/intutition is correct.

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AB would film inside his own bathroom, to get a reaction from his missus. 😂 Jk my friend. Im free to make a joke, it's a free country. 😜