bedwars is a difficult game
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มี.ค. 2017
- my ego is slightly larger than usual in this one
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me: loses every game of bedwars
Techno: solos a duos lobby with his fists
This was in the beta stages of the game back when everyone played with 10% sensitivity and 3 CPS, times have changed. I’d recommend watching GamerBoy80 if you want good strats for 2020 bedwars, he has a 24 FKDR for Solos, and over that for the other modes. He also has good commentary and a chill personality, unlike a lot of other bedwars TH-camrs.
@@hotoldman431 Even so, technoblade can still do this. In his 18k win streak with defone he does this
@@risecaptain3976 chill out bruh
@@joek8237 1.8k*
No he wins over 1000 win streak
"Oh god he keeps texting me"
"Wow, mr popular"
"It's my dad"
lol yess
I was gonna do this but I’m a bit late
A few years later
Why Y'all replying now?
@@kazdham Ikr. Looks like the algorithm's on drugs again lol.
“I’m so good at this game”
-Technoblade
He's so good at this game
- me
I'm so bad at this game
-me
I am newbie in this game
-Me
I Am actually new in this game 😂
But I always watch bedwars gameplay so I was a little pro but they always team up 😢
"It's a game"
-me
6:44
"Its My dad"
Its the BEST Dad
“Get good”
-Sun Tzu the art of war
Get good lol
Git gud
@@witherwings7772 Good Hermitcraft Refrence
"Stop quoting me"
-Sun Tzu the art of war
@Brandt Naugle act decent
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
“Weapons are for casuals”
-Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_
Jonah Techno Tzu
"Weapons are for casuals"
Technoblade, The Art Of Fist
yep
@@brianramello4638 l
I’ve outsmarted you’re outsmarting
"Money doesn't matter," -Rich people
"Looks don't matter," -attractive people
"Your skills/hacks don't matter" -Technoblade
No he isn't hacking don't say bad to him he is dead nie
@@gamerzspunky I know, but he's good enough that even if you were using hacks, it wouldn't matter. Plus he said that he was using "hacks" as a joke, I'm not saying anything bad to him, Jeezus
@@Thatechoissoannoyingits just a kid who didnt get the joke dw
@@gamerzspunkyr/woooosh
Random Bedwars player: *Fly hacking*
Me: OH GOD WE ARE DONE FOR GG
Techno: oh no, he's sentient *Proceeds to stab the child*
Can we just appreciate the pure skill of Techno to beat bedwars without a weapon
He are die
Idk why the noob/weak players are choose to fight with the most pro ppl 💀
@@EBGalpie you dont exactly get to choose who you lobby with 😂ive tried numerous times to play bedwars as a beginner and always get put into lobbies with sweaty pros and its frustrating :(( wish there was a leveling system sometimes
"are" 😭😭😭@@Shuck34
Definitely you have to be really good at the game to actually enjoy it When did bedwars became such a frustrating game@@future1894
Casual with full diamond armor and sword: *exists*
TechnoBlade: I am inevitable
Admin: And I, am banning you.
And I have Iron armor
And I... I am.... a bhoper.
And i.... will boot you offline with my sharpness 4 booter
I'm your 900th like!
Plot twist: techno was actually using his hot elbows
lol
this is the best comment here
It was a great flex
you mess with the Techno, you get the elbow sizzle
was gonna like but it has 666 so imma just leave it
The man who made minecraft fun to watch. Fly high (out of respect) Techno
@@DavenCraftmc You know that literally every worldly religion, as well as Atheism can recognize "Fly High" as a sign of respect and not be a jerk about it? It's weird, turns out not being a jerk is easier than going out of your way to be a jerk!
@@DavenCraftmcand what does him being an atheist change
wdym fly high?
@@turtlekira5000 what was wrong with you saying fly high?
@@elitedog4365 just look at the felix guy’s comment because I’m genuinely confused
The ending of this video is so legendary:
ShadowApples: I can't believe you just did that
Techno: I can
Techno: what part of that isn't like linear
progression this was the most
predictable outcome there could have
been
that last line always gets me.
“Look at them slowly bridging over”
English teachers: I think it’s a metaphor for death
I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole.
rEaD BoOkz
when i read dat he said dat /_(:))_/
1000th like I know no one cares
* *death*
"Boom, sit down." - Technoblade 2017
Lol
Haha
No its sun tzu
Kendrick Lamar
@@z0rxyW bruhhhhhh I'm dead
This might be the most iconic technoblade video imo. this or the mission: impossible bedwars one
yea you better call it the iconic "video" cuz nth else comes close to potato war series aka the best trilogy
@@rex_e_cutioner2838 Eh, these bedwars videos are iconic because they show techno for his PvP skill, which he is more known for then his psychological prowess
"weapons are for casuals" RIP technoblade
how is that quote related to his death?????
@@trees7878”weapons are for casuals”
@@zarzoso1153 fastest reply
@@zarzoso1153 AAAANNND NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
"Wait he's texting me"
"Wow,Mr popular"
"Its my dad."
-*Story of my life*
No offense sir, but I'm pretty sure it's "Wow Mr. Popular"
There’s a joke here about not having a dad, but I can’t think of it
@@wintersibrun768 why are you talking like a professor in the 1800s
@@nexus8407 Uh, duh. I'm a time traveler with attitude.
@@wintersibrun768 woah do I finally lose weight?
My favorite quote from tecnoblade is
*”officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. You gotta believe me.”*
Hahahaha ...
My favorite one is "now i have two ender pearls"when the subtitles say"now i have two hundred girls"
No no no, not just any child, an *orphan*
@@j3nnyb3anz40 and then he adopted the kid, for VIEWSSSSSSSS
mate ur a bit late aren't u 3 years later
The man who made all of us believe and watch him play minecraft Rest In Peace King
the only minecraft youtuber i could watch hours on end without getting bored. rest eazy techno
The only Minecraft TH-camr I could watch
Me too
😢😢fly high tecno
does he have insomnia why wouldnt he sleep easily?
@@elgronian3432uhhh they basically mean rest in peace cause he died 😢rest in peace tenchno
@@Summer_girlyxx HES DEAD???
“Who keeps texting me??”
“Oh, Mr. Popular..”
“It’s my Dad.”
“...”
@NightPvP ...
@@joshcarson18 ...
@@babybumble3751 ...
As..
@@cole_grins6502 ...
“Weapons are for casuals”
- Technoblade, The Art Of Bedwars
Copycat from the top comment😏😏
@@yes8958 “Boom, sit down”?
@@alliuumduo He’s referring to Kulatt’s comment:
“Weapons are for casuals”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I don’t think patatoo was trying to steal the joke, just parody it in a way he thought was better
Stolen but sorta different
Bruh I read this as he said it lol
technoblade : bedwars is a difficult game
also technoblade: **gets 1000 winstreak in bedwars**
"WHY AM I SO GOOD AT THIS GAME"
Technoblade, 2022
What I came for:
Technoblade actually struggling in bedwars
What I ended up seeing:
Technoblade winning bedwars only with his fists
Cool
*technoblade fisting people*
@@vauugnn technoblade fisting Trish like diavolo
@@core8498 Wtf
@@normalperson218 yes
“YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? OH GOD THEY BEAT ME”
Technoblade, 2017
That was my older brother lol
@@Kaleb-Tom Damn your brother got some skills
"2017" that hit so hard
The moment Technoblade become religious
5:39
I remember these days when bedwars wasn't full of sweats and it was the golden period
Played bedwars a month ago it’s still children but they leftclick slightly faster now
ikr it was amazing
Rest in peace Techno we all miss you
No
Technoblade: "All my life I knew I was an anime protagonist"
Also Technoblade: calls out artists who draw him as an anime protagonist
Less than a week my friend, Unus Anuus
"If you ever feel you need a weapon, just use your sharpness II fist"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Then is he breakimg the 4th wall?
Momento Mori, it has ended but the memories remain. Hold them dear to your heart or you will regret it
Which artist who drew him? I wanna see🥺
"I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole."
*PHILOSOPHY*
xMoaxZ why would he need subtitles?? You can easily hear him say it
@@dan5659 You just have bad ears it is very clear what he says.
@@dan5659 true but it’s still clear
xMoaxZ
Wat?
My subtitles said, “well sissy”
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Rip he will be remembered
Techno uses no ordinary weapon. HIS WEAPON IS THE VOOIID
Didn't know One Punch Man had a season 3.
LMAO
Actually now that i think about it his attitude towards bedwars is the same as saitamas towards life
that is soo accurate
True
LMAOAOAOOOO NICE
"They came for me with their best weapons, swords, bows, and armor. I won with only my bare hands."
ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
john wick
he won with bare hands and he isn't even a bear
they called me a mad man
The Doomslayer is happy
Fun fact : he wrote the title bedwars is a difficult game and
actually that's because of him only also rest in peace techno our legend
what?
@@cryptionvrc he meant that techno called bedwars difficult and the reason bedwars was difficult was because of his skills, he meant that bedwars was difficult for us
I'm pretty sure the commenter meant this, correct me if I'm wrong cuz I'm not entirely sure.
@@SamIsPogits just sarcasm. You are reading to much into it
2:07 ‘I have determination’
*You hear this phrase as it fills you with DETERMINATION*
"Beating up casuals with your hands is how you become a man"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"People kept putting my name under random quotes and I don't like it"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"*insert quote here*"
-sun tzu: The art of war
6:51
Technoblade: "Now i have two enderpearls"
Subtitles: "No, you haven't. You have two hundred girls"
Oh my!
@Consequence oh-
This comment section is getting weirder and weirder
@Consequence Two hundred? They are probably small if they can fit there
@Choccy Milk My comment was also a joke
"Weapons are for Causal's" -Technoblade
Me: protects bed causually. Technoblade: kills me with like only a fist
Technoblade: *punches enemy*
Enemy: *gets launched 10km away from the map*
Me: *punches enemy*
Enemy: *doesn't even move an inch*
Crits?
Belzemus w tap
i think its crits
SAMEEE
Knockback is for casuals
The thumbnail has minecraft painting potential
Yes
Yes
Yes?
Yes
Yes
That single handedly pun was almost relavent. Seriously tho I miss you :(
His skills were unmatched. He was a legend. Rest easy king 🙏
You know he’s good when he takes out an entire lobby with his hands cause he was bored
Hey do u know Mystic Winter
@@rekhadevan6652 I don’t
Hi
@@r3ktsoldier8 hi
I should do that lol
"whites the best color"
One of my Nigerian friends once said "Finally, I have the most powerful color of all." Then he held up a piece of printer paper.
So you gave him a box of crayons?
@@arashparthian_112 I don't know what kind of printer paper you use, but all the ones that I've ever seen are solid white. I have another friend that giving crayons would be fun though, since he plans on joining the marine corpsafter HS
Volatile 100 I said give him a box of crayons so he can colour on it lmao
Well historically he ain’t wrong...
Power move biggest ironic joke of them all
fly high technoblade
1:18
"I wouldn't praise it that way but when you think about it... *winky face*"
"oh we're doing pretty good"
"it's just us vs this 1 other guy with 1 no bed. Some dude called Technoblade"
"ah. next match?
yes.
Hmmm lemme think *searches techno and sees his stats* 😨 “YEP NEW GAME”
“Dunno man, it’s just him, maybe we can beat him.”
@@user-zo5ge3dn4o don’t u fricking dare
@@user-zo5ge3dn4o famous last words
Dream: I will outsmart my enemies to get the upper hand
Techno: *za hando*
oi josuke I used za hando to erase the enemies beds aint that wacky!
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 picked 0u 8o o7 p9 0p yt
@@davidbutler8927 what?
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 07 o7 i7 i6 o6 o5j3 Bush's see?mii so niwi wew
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 pipo poi
8:53
“Yeah he’s staring right at you with a bow”
“Ooh he has a-“
“…”
*“all ping”*
“Sharpness 1 fist”
I’m scared to find out if there’s a sharpness 5 fist
What about knockback?
Oh no
my dad has that enchantment
it only activates when he bullies me
i'm kidding of course
I bet Kit Fisto have one
and a knockback X fist
Dream: Axes are better then swords
Other people: swords are better then axes
Techno: Fists are better then swords and axes
nE s....sen türksün
Fax
Lol yep
Techno with a sword: literally unstoppable
Combined
REST IN PEACE EMPEROR TECHNOBLADE
5 months.....
One of my favourite youtubers RIP
Techno: "I'm gonna have to actually try"
Other teams: *Intensely sweating irl*
"Heh heh heh, *THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!* "
@PANG JIAN SHENG dude he uses a steering wheel
(Goes x-games mode)
“ *IT WOULDNT BE A BOSS BATTLE IF I DIDNT HAVE STAGES!!!* “
nah both irl and in game
Technoblade: "Now we have two ender pearls"
The captions: *"Now we have two hundred girls"*
Essentially the same thing, enderpearls are girl magnets
@@spencer4679 WhHaaAtTT
@@epicdud5905 girls like pearls obviously
-_- sorry im a girl but im not into accessories ty
LMAO like bruh
‘The one guy who was suffering from success’
-Technoblade 👑
Rest easy King 👑
He really made me play bed wars after watching his videos, it is amazing how even now watching this video brings smiles and laugh to my face.
Fly High King, you were an Amazing Person.
Me: Mom can we get one punch man?
Mom: we have one punch man at home
One punch man at home:
So funny man
I think i like this one more tho
in my opinion this one is better
Moms is better
Gourmet One Punch Man*
They call him techNOBLADE for a reason
Ghost Lando nice
it's just his computer, not his blade
TECH
NO
BLADE
Woaaah tech with no blade
Wtf
So they call u technofunny?
This man is sill making me laugh beyond the grave Rest in Peace brother we love you.
This video will always hold a special place in my heart.
Techno: Bedwars is hard
Also Techno: *Takes an entire lobby with his fists*
You: watching this video 3 year later
Me: watching this video 3 yeats later too ._.
@@LouiqOG HOLD UP THIS IS 3 YEARS OLD
I’m not going to lie, I think that’s the joke he was making
@@Rune_Wave_ WAIT ITS 3 YEARS OLD? AHHH
@@Rune_Wave_ ITS 3 *YEATS* OLD
Plot Twist: His hand was actually his sword but there's a texture pack.
What do you mean?
That's a lot of knockback for a wooden sword. Might be a knockback stick.
@@nancyabsalon9436 this is a joke lol
i mean the joke is pretty funny, but i doubt it would be possible to make a big ass 3d sword to look like his hand also *u can see the item selected in the hotbar so bruh moment*
@@LlfeMinecraft you can edit the sword so it doesn’t show anything in the hotbar, also the name I think.
got this recommended and i finally had the courage to click in his videos. Thank you for everything king, rest well
'Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths of All Time' well this aged well. RIP king
When your so good at the game that u use the scoreboard as a checklist
lol
LOL
You’re*
@@xViiRuS Don't
@@IbanezChicken had to be said
title : "bedwars is a difficult game"
Techno : *Proceeds to assert dominance*
Lmao facts
It was a joke title
@@j.epstein7723 I believe you are missing out on the thing that makes this comment funny and something to laugh about. I think this thing you are missing is known by most people as a joke. You see, a joke by definition is something funny that is told by humans. You young sir are unaware of this fact. So please proceed to take the shame of me asserting my dominance as you think the concept of a joke is difficult
@@FruitJuice1009 no, you missed sarcasm. Technoblade called bedwars a "difficult game", and then proceeded to win a game using only his fists. You took this title seriously and basically just explained the joke. You're stupid for missing the obvious joke.
@@j.epstein7723 I never missed the sarcasm. I was making sarcasm out of sarcasm. The sarcasm was always there. The joke was always there. Right under your nose.
man I'd do anything to go back to this time
Same
This is beautiful. To watch techno do nothing but destruction.
"see this is a metaphor , all of these look like challenges in life that you just dont think you can do , but when you walk up there with nothing but your bare fist and start punching your problems from the base , they just don't respawn"
just like those orphan's parents
Underrated, where are the likes, this made my day
"Just like those orphans parents" literally wheezed
johnjacob he beats orphans not their parents
got bully? beat them to death
parents dont like you? beat them to death
baby sibling is getting more attention? beat them to death
solve all your problems just by constantly punching them to death
*punshes the taxcollectors*
"All my life i knew i was an anime protagonist"
Ranboo: Hello there
lmao
stfu
@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou he can comment whatever he wants xD
@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou no u
he is saitama
0:20 5 years later and I still have no idea what that kb was, even if the guy was standing still techno should have moved a little, he was truly ahead of his time.
This is 2017 hypixel people sometimes either took no kb sometimes or it would be delayed kb server would lag out sometimes back then
@@hesoneshot3527 that sounds like a time to be alive
W-tap and sprinting before he gets hit
@@davay_ yeah he definitely did that too, but hypixel probably just had different kb back then too
Watching his old videos make me cry 😭😭😭 your legacy will never be forgotten I will make sure when I grow up and have a family I will say that the greatest mc yt is you and you help me get better at bedwars when I started
"If you ever feel you need a weapon, just use your sharpness II fist"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"white, the best colour!"
*Racists have joined the chat*
Thx for that comments
"Weapons are for casuals"
- Technoblade, The Art of stabbing children for coins
TRUUUE
Lmao
ah yes, Technoblade and The Art of Stabbing People with your Bare Hands
@@ThatCubicGuy exactly my thoughts hahaha
The art of orphan creation
Techno takes no knockback
I will miss you so much techno. I will never forget you or your legacy. Every day I pray to you. Godbless you in heaven ol' buddy.
Technoblade: (takes no knockback)
Nerds: (literally takes 7 blocks of knockback)
Edit: so this is why I have 10 subs on an account I don't use
7? 134, at least.
Knockback is for casuals
Hax probably
@@Noah-fx4cm no
Equivalent Exchange
Technoblade: I have friendship!
Technoblade with tommy: I don’t believe in friendship
character development
passive : dark determination
RIP Techno - Legends never die
TH-cam is a strange place...
Because of it I know about Techno and his death, but also because of youtube I can look back, hear his voice again, laugh again and remember him...
RIP Technoblade
I like frogs
He doesn't he has a pickaxe
@@Abhinav-zk1vk r/whoosh
Stolen
@@deboraiacoviello7321 he gets the joke, he just corrected it lol
@@Arcane2418 Casual bridger cares
Techno's Stats:
Strength: Max
Speed: Max
Intelligence: Max
Knockback: Over 9000
Knockback Resistance: Doesn't exist
Skill: Max
Specialty: Hot elbows
You forgot click speed
40,00000000000 cps
Weakness: French
Decayed Guardian
“Knockback Resistance”
Did i just see an over 9000 joke in 2020
He still died some time though. His punching was truly too powered
Happy belated birthday, techno. I know it was yesterday but- thank you. I hope you’re resting well and laughing at everyone whos crying
😞💓❤️
L.N.D
Gets killed by Technoblade
Quits Hypixel
Deletes Minecraft
Moves to Sweden and changes his identity
Becomes Pewdiepie
Starts playing minecraft again
Joins Minecraft Mondays
*Gets killed by Technoblade*
The circle of life
@OddSockYeet it’s not hard to re-download
timestamp?
@@advik5447 you don't need a timestamp the same will happen to you
@@pegasus3642 LMAO
If you ever feel useless, just remember.
Technoblade has swords in his inventory
Not really XD (yea I am here as well)
@@Cr0c. holy sh
But never use it yeah doesnt help :(((
thats the dang challenge
he can't use swords
@@lightblue5538 you can’t take swords out of your inventory in bedwars, the sword is still in his inventory. That’s what the joke was
Bro had knockback in his fist.
MINECRAFT BACK IN THE DAY
I miss it…Mineplex is gone now tooo, along with pixel paradise😭
"Once you just walk up there, with nothing but your bare fists and start punching your problems in the face, they just don't respond."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
That's beautiful
wait... you have bear fists?
He said they dont respawn not respond
TANJIRO BOOOOM BOOM
I just hear him clicking
Techno literally said that younger technoblade was more powerful than he currently is for the simple fact that he just would pop in and fight the entire lobby with just his fist
Techno '17 was pvp based while techno' 21 is just chill
@@thunderchungus9971 yeah he explained it recently, minecraft used to be pvp based and if u'd be bas no one would watch you, now it aint like that so techno doesnt practice pvp that much now
Maybe he really lost some level in pvp also because of the mc community? It was much more pvp based before I think, and the average level of a player in pvp was kinda higher than today. On the other hand I think there's more high tier players today but the global level is lower than before, less try hard.
i watch these too make me happy when im sad idk what i would do if techno hadn't been in my life :,
Thanks TH-cam For Recommend Me This
He's too op, the fact that he can throw iron Golem with His bare hand to the void is so incredible
Its easy to fist a golem lol they have less reach than players
fists do more knockback than axes and swords
@@ksyuhn iron golems have knockback resistance
i can also do that lel not that hard even with the resistance
“Is so incredible” bruh you’re hardcore simping lmao
Play the game for more than 20 seconds and have 2 brain cells and any player can do that in their sleep
Normal people: Lets get fireballs, diamond armor, and iron swords.
Techno: *I WISH TO PUNCH*
One punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnch
no wonder minecraft will never get e-sports bruh
No one in their right mind would buy dia armor and an iron sword (the iron sword one is only allowed when ur bed is broken in my books kekw) and dia armor is just wrong
@@sodaxgd what?
@@PixelRyzl that if you have a bed, u have to be dumb to get dia armor lmao
this was in my recommendations, thank u youtube
y e e t e m o f f d a m a p
Red Ender lol i was gonna comment the exact same thing but im too lazy XD
@@Enderios me looking for who asked
FloLorm i asked
FloLorm congratulations you have become a comedy king. your reply to that comment will change the very fabric of existence beacause of how creative and amazing it was. the writer of the comment will have their lives changed completely in such a negative way that they’ll want to throw themselves off a cliff just beacause of how offended they were when they read your 7 genius, magical, glorious, divine words:”me looking for the person who asked”
@@sebawuba8533 lol
Time to throw myself off a cliff
You know it’s getting real when he actually gets a sword
Theres something wrong with my hand
@@raymond9479 is there still something wrong with your hand after 2 months??
There still something wrong with 3 months later
@@raymond9479 there's still something wrong after 3 and a half months
then he just pushes that last people off a cliff