Star Wars: The Last Jedi: An Unbridled Rage

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  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    I've seen more footage of Daisy Ridley training to be Rey than i've seen of Rey training to be a Jedi. :|

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      She's a lot more likeable than Rey too. Feel bad for her

    • @wilferrero244
      @wilferrero244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Now that you point that out, I don't know how I missed it before haha

    • @Lathander81
      @Lathander81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Bro she learned it from the force lol *drinks blue milk* wtf

    • @MastaBlastaS99
      @MastaBlastaS99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @ZadfrackGlutz Zesozose Who hurt you?

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is no footage of her training to be Rey. OIC what you did there.

  • @r123554
    @r123554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4504

    The Watermelon had a better arc than the characters in the movie

    • @thewrathematician1911
      @thewrathematician1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      A tragic tale, both heartbreaking in its conception and captivating in its execution. 10/10

    • @isaiahlee2902
      @isaiahlee2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Poor Watermelon. It was just left to die and rot in front of us, and we couldn't do anything about it. The world is so cruel.

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The melon goes bad, so it has been good before...so yes that is more than I can say of that movie.

    • @Spideythegreat1
      @Spideythegreat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I actually thoroughly enjoyed watching it rot more than the two times I watched TLJ. And the rant was best too.

    • @AClassicBrick
      @AClassicBrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@isaiahlee2902 This statement has an interesting connection to the Star Wars Franchise right now :D

  • @gianfri7640
    @gianfri7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4407

    I have to admit, I hate this movie but I love all the entrainment it brought on TH-cam. One year later, I'm still having fun watching it being demolished, as it deserves.

    • @thomasbowe9956
      @thomasbowe9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Hell yeah! Me too! Lol. It's like I cant get enough. I watch some of these reviews once every couple months.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This movie brought me to this amazing channel so I mean $wag420blazeit

    • @AtPrEd
      @AtPrEd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It also kickstart a lot of TH-cam Channels with shitton of views.

    • @Sandact6
      @Sandact6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only good things that come out of these new movies are the Plinkett reviews and ones such as these.

    • @jessekohler6000
      @jessekohler6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Stellvia Heonheim And yet all that accomplished was mockery towards her and builds Lucas up as the beloved creator who is now deeply missed... lol That makes it even better..

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    MacGuffin ✖️
    McMuffin ✔️

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ...Great. Now I'm craving sausage, egg, and cheese on an english muffin.

  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Well, I could never have imagined that my video would get this kind of response;
    My most viewed work sits at like 3K views so this was a shock, thank you guys so much for checking it out and I can see that a lot of us feel very similarly about the movie itself.
    I honestly don't care that much about how Star Wars is now dead or how this movie doesn't fit the universe or whatever, my concern is with how poor the writing is. Regardless of the goals of the writer, this was simply an awful attempt at constructing a cohesive plot for a movie, simple as that, no agenda, no controversial fan base splitting, just plain old, bad writing from a standpoint of movie making.
    How does this happen for what is the biggest movie of our culture for this year? in a time where we have had like, 100 years of movies to learn from, it's bizarre.
    Anyway, I really appreciate the kind words and I would implore you all to take a chance on my other work if the topic interests you, thanks again and may the forc....... erm...... Merry Christmas! :)

    • @catdaddychris666
      @catdaddychris666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Finally some realistic commentary on this piece of crap movie

    • @keithbarnett3635
      @keithbarnett3635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Yo,you forgot Shrek and Finn heroically rescuing and freeing the giant catdonkeys,and not giving two f#cks about the slave kids

    • @jumhed994
      @jumhed994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      MauLer And Finn isn't a pilot and can't fly.

    • @TheJim4060
      @TheJim4060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I link this vid to people to show them the plot line and plot holes i have issues with. tired of people saying i am upset cause i didnt get what i wanted. Its what i got that makes me upset. I am all for trying something new but holy shit what was this? Only thing i took from the movie was to have rey and kylo in the forefront and opened up the force so they can make sense with whatever they are going to tell us in 9....W.T.F as you say. guess will see what happens in 9. *Grumpy said nah* Epic! .......Happy Holidays

    • @omniscientfool2749
      @omniscientfool2749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Your video is masterful, great timing, inflection, humor and spot on with your commentary. Thank you and I look forward to your future works!

  • @--deusvult--
    @--deusvult-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5099

    Wasn´t "Saving what you love" what turned Anakin to the Dark Side?

    • @thefilmwhisperer1105
      @thefilmwhisperer1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Ah! That's a very good point. And correct! Yes, he threw away everything he fought for to save one person. Only to create a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    • @charleswaldon8362
      @charleswaldon8362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Too true

    • @charleswaldon8362
      @charleswaldon8362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Another shit poke hole in the established continuity

    • @OGStarwars
      @OGStarwars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Great point- you are correct.
      Goes to show how the new DLF knows nothing about the lore.

    • @BrosephStalin1914
      @BrosephStalin1914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh shit

  • @ashersmasher2313
    @ashersmasher2313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    The slowly rotting watermelon was a nice touch. It's symbolic of my love of star wars dying throughout the runtime of the film

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I love the moral of the story with Holdo. Always follow authority no matter what! Even if they won’t even tell you a plan exists, even if everyone else is already dead with your leader just standing there you *must* follow authority. It’s what separates us from such evil organizations like the first orde- ...Oh

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you think about how insane are the regressive sjw's (with their rabid political dogma) that wrote this garbage, it makes sense they'd want to indoctrinate the impressionable kids & teens as much as possible so as to not only think the way SJWs want them to think, but also to not question them and always accept what they say as the facts. Disgusting

    • @ebrahimmunsif
      @ebrahimmunsif 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob you completely missed the point

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ebrahimmunsif and you don't understand sarcasm :D

    • @30noir
      @30noir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must follow WOMEN. Part of the Disney brand now. Sexism sells, if its against men.

    • @pascalsimioli6777
      @pascalsimioli6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ebrahimmunsif conveniently not explaining the point, are you? Granted you'd be demonstrably wrong so I can't really blame you

  • @stephenkelly2096
    @stephenkelly2096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    This review was better than the movie

    • @Age_of_Apocalypse
      @Age_of_Apocalypse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Way better than the movie! I listen to it a couple of times and had a great time.

    • @socar2say
      @socar2say 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      couldn't agree more...

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was my thought when I watched his rant about The Predator. Shit movies like that and this are good for just one thing - inspiring fantastic TH-cam reviews and rants.

  • @gallafia3771
    @gallafia3771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    "Luke Skywalker did not die... and in the next scene Luke Skywalker dies" XD

    • @Flashboy284
      @Flashboy284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      GOTCHA

    • @dougcrouse4392
      @dougcrouse4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Flynn42z it's true the only question I asked in that movie what did they do to you Luke? Am I right?

    • @99oildrops
      @99oildrops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "WTF!??" xD

    • @kuribayashi84
      @kuribayashi84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Double Gotcha!

    • @TheTschikof
      @TheTschikof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kuribayashi84 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylehenley3903
    @kylehenley3903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    Disney Star Wars, "Let the past die."
    Let's make a live action Lion King, Cinderella, Peter Pan and Jungle Book.

    • @jls_flx_grndlwld3080
      @jls_flx_grndlwld3080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Driver and beauty & the beast

    • @britbloc123
      @britbloc123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You also forgot Rogue One and Solo which rely purely on nostalgia pandering.

    • @diondorsey3376
      @diondorsey3376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ironic... Can save others from death... But not yourself...🤣🤣🤣

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You know what? I agree, just kill Star Wars, finish it off quickly and let it alone! Just stop... ruining it more....

    • @sirquaffler542
      @sirquaffler542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And I don't even know why they're bothering with the live-action Peter Pan, we've already got Hook.

  • @jarvis8635
    @jarvis8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    "Shrek didn't even have the decency to die."
    I laughed for ages

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      His delivery of that line is just perfect, military grade disdain just oozing from his voice.

    • @elephantpowerproductions
      @elephantpowerproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tell that to Shrek 4

    • @crabman2010
      @crabman2010 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      30:41 to always go back to that perfect part

  • @ThatGuyKh1
    @ThatGuyKh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    Anakin didn’t die for this shit man

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      If Obi Wan had forseen this he wouldn't have sacrificed himself on the Death Star.
      Instead he would have driven the Death Star straight to fucking Yavin and blown up every planet in the goddamn system, then flushed Luke and Leia out the nearest airlock.

    • @markpye7682
      @markpye7682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Happy Hoplite they would survive the airlock. Apparently

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mark Pye
      Not if he shot them out the one leading to the main laser.
      Then fired it. 😡

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “AhahahahaHaaaa GUUUUUUDDDD!!! Your Hate Has Made You Powerful! >:•D”

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      khi coolblast: it would have made SOME sense if Luke left to find the Jedi temple and discover the solution to the never-ending imbalance in the Force-- which would make sense WHY he threw the lightsaber away, since he realized that violence was the problem, not the solution. After all, the Sith returned after like 25,000 years, and Luke defeated them-- only for them to show up again and take over AGAIN after less than THIRTY years. Obviously, the Jedi were doing SOMETHING wrong.
      But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Luke just turns out to be a coward who GAVE UP and RAN AWAY into hiding and retirement.. with no explanation why he TOLD anyone WHERE he went, if he didn't want to be found.
      STAR WARS: A NO HOPE.

  • @therealdeal4250
    @therealdeal4250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Shrek didn't even have the decency to die
    This^

    • @iunary
      @iunary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES! thats what i said ... like WTF? at least fucking DIE! but nope this movie has NO fucking balls whatsoever -.-

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And they let Leia survive so she could have no impact on TROS and have the dumbest death there instead. Letting her stay dead in TLJ would have been so much better and much more respectful.

  • @Darksyne
    @Darksyne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I enjoyed this more than the actual movie itself.

    • @raidthanfl
      @raidthanfl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ve watched this at least 4 times. By far better than the movie itself. His two newest videos are fantastic.

    • @bogomilsgg4848
      @bogomilsgg4848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's like saying you enjoyed a theme park more than Auschwitz

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    At first I asked myself, "why is there a watermelon as a background"
    Then I asked, "Was that mold there before?"
    Then I got the joke. Good work.

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      My friend wants to know what the joke is and I'm too busy to explain. Can you do it?

    • @tlozfreak888
      @tlozfreak888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      @@ShukaHusk a slow, not immediately apparent, but very harmful decline that you only notice and fully grasp after some time has passed.

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@tlozfreak888 thank you I get it now
      Oh wait I mean my friend gets it

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tlozfreak888 my friend thanks you too

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ShukaHusk Plus, that is what a watermelon would likely look like by the time you finish this long ass movie

  • @Alexis-hx3yd
    @Alexis-hx3yd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    This video should be required viewing at Disneys board meeting.

    • @eddyspagetti9899
      @eddyspagetti9899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      they've probably spent as much money on social media shills DEFENDING TLJ as they did on promoting it. There's NO WAY they'd tie up their shoes to watch this. let alone, HONOR the absolute truth of it. they could gain so much from just admitting too. accepting how AWFUL VIII was.
      people are VERY FORGIVING to those that honor their fuckups.. no matter how big. aint gonna happen.

    • @gigachud666
      @gigachud666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As well as to any TLJ apologists.

    • @hectorjonas4970
      @hectorjonas4970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft u guys really should drop your big-ass nostalgia fandom and accept that things change, allow yourselves to enjoy the fucking movie man, it really isn't horrible as all you guys are depicting it, i myself enjoy all Star Wars movies, why can't everyone else do it?

    • @Biggiiful
      @Biggiiful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@hectorjonas4970 why is this the ONLY way you guys defend this film? To just insult and accuse everyone who points out it's flaws as people obsessed with nostalgia? Our problems have fuck all do do with nostalgia. Did you watch the video you commented on? Our problems have to do with consistent narrative and good story telling. TLJ ruins TFA (which has it's own issues). So nostalgia has nothing to do with that issue. As that's only 2 years old. TLJ also contradicts itself multiple times. It fails at telling a story. That's it's biggest issue. An issue that has nothing to do with any other movie in the series whatsoever. So that has nothing to do with nostalgia too. Why can't everyone ignore MAJOR issues with this film and just like it anyways like you? I dunno man. Are you actually asking why that is? I mean I like some movies that have makor issues as well. The difference between me and you is that I don't IGNORE those issues and I understand that other people aren't going to look past them. I don't tell them they are stupid for not blindly liking everything I do. If you like TLJ...power to you. But you can't just ignore the narrative flaws, plotholes, and character inconstancies and tell people they are stupid for pointing those out.

    • @JasonHauser125
      @JasonHauser125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's bullshit Hector Jonas. The originals aren't perfect either but you're wrong about nostalgia. TFW and TLJ are heavily flawed in logic in too many ways to count, but Mauler here does a pretty damn good job of pointing them out. Jesus, we don't even know how the First Order came to be after the utter destruction of not one but two Death Stars and the death of the Emperor and Vader! It is utterly glossed over and waved away because of Plot Reasons. And WHY the fuck isn't the Resistance the same thing as the Republic? Is Coruscant even a thing anymore in Star Wars? Who knows???

  • @WarrenValion
    @WarrenValion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    17:19-17:28
    "Grumpy then explains that he tried to train Ben, but saw that he too had 'The Gay'. Ben noticed this homophobia and so he dropped a house on Grumpy and assumed he was dead."
    Greatest. Thing. I. Ever. Heard.

    • @EmanGameplay
      @EmanGameplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Luke = Mike Pence now?

    • @tobiasbracknagel4998
      @tobiasbracknagel4998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Its right on top together with "This just makes Kylo Ren even more angry and embarrassed; first he gets beaten by a girl who's never used a light-sabre before...then he gets beaten by an elderly hologram" (c) by RLM

    • @joshuajohnson5337
      @joshuajohnson5337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was about to use electro shock therapy on him

    • @mobiusone6994
      @mobiusone6994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best ever

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *It's free real estate*
      I'm sorry... Kinda.

  • @darkhighwayman1757
    @darkhighwayman1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    I like Rose's sister a lot better and she only got like 2 minutes of screen time and died.

    • @dangerousboxx666
      @dangerousboxx666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Better and alot hotter.

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@dangerousboxx666 Is that why she died, because she was the 'better looking and acting' one?

    • @dangerousboxx666
      @dangerousboxx666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@TyrDrum probs. Cant having anyone upstage rose tico.

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her name is Veronica Ngo

    • @Montasir125
      @Montasir125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am I imagining this or was the sister one if the pilots to accompany Poe in attacking StarKiller base if TFA?

  • @Hebion95
    @Hebion95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    He was right. Episode 9 made a anti-mcguffin mcguffin for lightspeed tracking. Maybe MauLer is truly a Jedi

    • @shadowstar7388
      @shadowstar7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The MauLer character would more than likely be a Sith. I mean, look at the guy.

    • @Hebion95
      @Hebion95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shadowstar7388 Yeah fair

    • @michaelfjmusic
      @michaelfjmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, right!
      Also... is your name by chance a Periphery reference?

    • @Hebion95
      @Hebion95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelfjmusic I don't know if it is. I'm not sure what that is. It's just my name. But I will definitely look into it. Thank you

    • @nitroflux_o1040
      @nitroflux_o1040 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Hebion95
      Periphery is a band whose vocalist is named Spencer Sotelo and one of their guitarists is named Mark Holcomb; fun coincidence haha

  • @briansinger5258
    @briansinger5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    This is the best, most complete anti-Last Jedi rant I've seen.
    I've seen them all.

    • @jackharper8370
      @jackharper8370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mike C agreed. I'm worried it will be pulled off TH-cam though.

    • @briansinger5258
      @briansinger5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jack Harper
      There's multiple back up channels for Murdoch Murdoch so this should be fine.

    • @thechapelperilous
      @thechapelperilous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike C there are sooooo many.

    • @whitehorsedown6499
      @whitehorsedown6499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Find the gay. I'm not alone. You are not alone. Force goat battles? I am not looking forward to future Star Wars film.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no you have not! That's fucking impossible, as there has to be hundreds of thousands by now... You could spend all day everyday watching noting but last jedi reviews, and not even get close to seeing even 10% of them. Sorry but i'm gonna have to call BS on that! It's only the most popular topic on one of the largest server networks on the entire internet.

  • @easilydisgruntled
    @easilydisgruntled 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    This video could be the official audio book of The Last Jedi.

    • @commiebobo
      @commiebobo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This video is better than the movie. I wish I hadn't frozen my balls off riding a motorcycle 1.5 hours to see the opening. This is the last Star Wars I will be paying to see, torrents from here on out.

    • @reepacheirpfirewalker8629
      @reepacheirpfirewalker8629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should be required viewing but also your three part one as well; If your going to make a Star Wars movie watch this and take better care in what you will be making.

  • @natedogbfd
    @natedogbfd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I have officially enjoyed this rant more than the movie,

    • @waywardjoker6061
      @waywardjoker6061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      natedogbfd i could say the same about your arguement.

    • @waywardjoker6061
      @waywardjoker6061 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Gilbert you do realize that luke changed at the end... right?

  • @MichaelCravith
    @MichaelCravith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    "This place is not Hoth, people. It is _not_ Hoth. Anyway, on Hoth..."
    Laughed way harder than I expected.

    • @AutomationDnD
      @AutomationDnD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      abso-FREAKIN.Lootly

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why?

    • @timothydelacy9571
      @timothydelacy9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rotten tomatoes Is a bunch of shills, and allegorical narrative doesn’t make a movie good if it doesn’t make sense. You’re just trying to high school English teacher your way into saying the movie doesn’t suck ass. Clearly it does.

    • @CJ-kg7yq
      @CJ-kg7yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @You tuber Always hilarious seeing someone bring up rotten tomatoes like it means anything at all lol

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @You tuber Dude, this video is just a raw rant, meant to be taken with humour. Weird of you to come rip MauLer a new one and defend this pos movie here. Watch his 3 part series on the Last Jedi to get the _factual, eloquent and thorough assessment,_ but I'm sure you can't be bothered. I bet you think the Last Jedi is a masterpiece and a _fine addition_ to the saga's collection.
      But I must be mistaken, you're obviously a troll. Noone can have *that* absent-minded opinions on the matter. I bet you liked that triple TIE kill Rey got with her first ever shot with something larger than a blaster, you like how Rey has such mastery over the Force without any actual training (Anakin was 50% Force and even HE had to train for years to get these types of powers). Did you also like it when Rose came out of nowhere and crashed into Finn, potentially killing them both and dooming her whole faction? Oh, maybe you like the whole "failure theme" this movie has going on? You like to see the old veteran characters fail once more after their battles and victories of their own trilogy? You like seeing them do dumb mistakes that are out of their established characters because it compliments the "failure theme" narrative?
      Wow your comment is shallow, conceited and basic af. Keep on reading what other people only praise about this movie and don't you ever dare to understand why a lot of people are outraged with the direction Kennedy, Abrams and Johnson took and the inconsistencies they created. Enjoy your new-age Star Wars.

  • @ThatGuyKh1
    @ThatGuyKh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    Here’s a nice plot hole. Phasmas armor
    Can deflect bullets yet in tfa she gets held up by a gun

    • @nex6058
      @nex6058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!!! Great observe!

    • @dominicomucci3014
      @dominicomucci3014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Oh shit yeah plot hole! She could have killed the wookie and solo and fin and escaped! Can you write the next film please?

    • @Volteer
      @Volteer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Why the fuck would distance matter with laser weapons?

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      David Gierman ...either it can deflect lasers or it can't. Make up your mind.

    • @ThatGuyKh1
      @ThatGuyKh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Ok a quick response to people there Fucking lasers what the hell does distance have to do with it

  • @ChanChan-jk8pc
    @ChanChan-jk8pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    Star Wars: The Rise of SkyWalker: An Unbridled Rage. I cant wait!

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hear, hear! XD

    • @darcyxerox1589
      @darcyxerox1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hopefully it’ll be good I’ll probably like it

    • @TheHaters112
      @TheHaters112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This one better be 7 hours long

    • @GoudaFetaExpandDong
      @GoudaFetaExpandDong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We can only hope for “An unbridled meh”. Please, I need this next one to actually be good.

    • @darcyxerox1589
      @darcyxerox1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Myles Janik idk I liked force awakens

  • @stockyphilb7663
    @stockyphilb7663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "It is not Hoth people..it is NOT Hoth. Anyway, on Hoth.." ROFL I wish this one idiotic moment summed up all my feelings of these new star wars films, but there's so much more... :(

  • @jarrydlynagh2338
    @jarrydlynagh2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    This movie came out 4 years ago and to this day I think about my deep disappointment with it weekly. When I saw this movie it genuinely felt like Rian Johnson hated me

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rian Johnson more like Ruin Job-Shun

    • @BiriBiri925
      @BiriBiri925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Ruin

    • @tangobang2642
      @tangobang2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He absolutely hates you. He only makes movies to piss off people he hates.

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How's Uncle Michael?

    • @beetlejuice1209
      @beetlejuice1209 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he hates everyone because he's just pissed off his head looks like a fucking care bear.

  • @Koshiro2k3
    @Koshiro2k3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "They are put in prison because they parked wrong" is something you'd usually expect to be a snappy metaphor of some kind. But no, it's what actually happens in the movie!

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Koshiro2k3 I thought he was joking until I went to the theater to see it, and _they were fucking arrested for parking wrong!_
      What the fuck?

    • @Cipher71
      @Cipher71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's so stupid because even in the EVIL UNITED CAPITALIST PATRIARCHICHAL STATES OF AMERICA you only get a parking ticket for that shit.
      What was even the point, aside from a flimsy excuse to include yet another needless 'gotcha' moment?

    • @muznick
      @muznick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mauler should have spliced in that scene from Spaceballs: "You're under arrest for illegal parking!"

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@muznick At this point Spaceballs is a better cannon Star Wars film then this trilogy. They even Comb the Desert in the next one.

  • @internetknownothing
    @internetknownothing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I knew it was over as soon as Luke tossed the lightsaber.

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Andrew Schulte I knew this was over as soon as they rehired the cast from episode 7. Poe is the only good actor

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I knew it was over when Poe and Hux have the retarded "Can you hear me?" prank call.
      A prank call....in a fucking Star Wars film. Just why???

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Han Solo did a prank call in Episode 4

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +History and Reviews The difference there was that Han did it pretty much spur of the moment because he had to come up with some excuse immediately, and the movie showed that it was a stupid spur-of-the-moment idea that caused a lot of reinforcements to be sent their way.
      In TLJ, the dumb prank call was apparently part of Poe's entire strategy and actually succeeds, as if the FO (which Hux explicitly said were there to kill them all and take no prisoners) wouldn't just blast him away the moment he parked in front of their ship.

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Disney : The rich are getting richer the poor are getting poorer, isnt that horrible?
    *Continues to buy up every creative thought and property thats still hiding from their tendrils*

    • @boomerlizard3184
      @boomerlizard3184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I need this in a plaque of sorts

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just an artwork of the Disney logo, sporting dark tentacles ensnaring and engulfing writers and other companies would be nice on a t shirt.

    • @grimscraggletag6799
      @grimscraggletag6799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Uncle Walt is spinning in his grave.

    • @nube1oscuras
      @nube1oscuras 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That’s literally the message when Finn and rose go to the casino planet. And then they try to say something about weapon dealers supplying both sides of the war. Disney thought it was being clever but the Banking clans have always been a thing since the clone wars

    • @thomasroyce6962
      @thomasroyce6962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Disney is a company of hypocrites

  • @johnnyc.3849
    @johnnyc.3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Oh let me guess. The opening of episode XI will introduce a fucking cloaking device; an anti-tracker; an anti-fucking mcguffin-mcguffin, I'm suuure."
    Well, hot damn. Jesus fucking Christ, they did it.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You put the Roman Numeral for 11. *_9 is IX_*

  • @tomasmorales814
    @tomasmorales814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    The irony is that he is just literally explaining the movie scene by scene with sarcasm.
    That’s how atrocious this movie is.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The fact that he doesn't even have to exaggerate anything says quite a lot about how bad this movie is.

    • @TheSwampDragon888
      @TheSwampDragon888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tomas Morales the irony is how fucking stupid you are saying that. You literally just explained how bad and stupid this review is. He's not even making any good valid points, instead he just says everything that happened in the movie with a sarcastic voice whining about irrelevant menial details.

    • @adamzalaquett681
      @adamzalaquett681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      TheSwampDragon888
      Congrats, you proved that the review is bad.
      Your Point: "I'm mad about it, therefore everything in the video is dumb and irrelevant"
      gg wp

    • @TheSwampDragon888
      @TheSwampDragon888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea this shit does kinda trigger me

    • @TheSwampDragon888
      @TheSwampDragon888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's more like everything in this video is dumb, cheap, and irrelevant, and then I got mad. To be honest there are SOME points in this that are valid, but the vast majority is stupid irrelevant shit and dumb childish unfunny comments like calling the asian chick shrek.

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I really do feel bad for Mark Hamill. He deserved so much better, as did Luke. It boggles the mind how these filmmakers would disrespect that character. Makes no sense from a story or business perspective. It's like they baited older fans with nostalgia in TFA only to shit on them in this. Why?

    • @kloschuessel773
      @kloschuessel773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hothotheat3000 bcs they are mostly old white males?
      Who fckn knows

    • @cal928
      @cal928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because "#fanboytears". Thanks Kennedy

    • @sean_da_bomb
      @sean_da_bomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because the force is female

    • @ravashsphinx
      @ravashsphinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Becouse we subvert expection now!

    • @pilotvc
      @pilotvc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What breaks my heart is that my kids want to watch these new movies and I dont know what to do. Should i let them watch this train wreck? I actually keep directing their attention to the prequels. The PREQUELS.

  • @archlordv3494
    @archlordv3494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    Never thought I'd want Jar Jar back,
    but now I do.

    • @arami187
      @arami187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Jar Jar: Wow, the audience really hated me.
      Rose: Hold my Beer!

    • @ardendragoon
      @ardendragoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucas should have followed through and made jar jar the big bad.

    • @sherlockshlome473
      @sherlockshlome473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Please help us George Lucas, you are our only hope!

    • @Martyna00900
      @Martyna00900 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      arami187 I Love you XDDD

    • @LDtheBrachio
      @LDtheBrachio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to Messa's side Archlord V! Yousa have reached lighenenmenti!

  • @ryanr.5158
    @ryanr.5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    yoda in episode 5: "a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never to attack"
    yoda in episode 8: casually blows up a building with lightning from the sky

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If he can summon a lightning (which is simply the dark side power) then he is far more powerful and far more into the dark side than Palpatine

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@nont18411 have you seen palpatine zap all the ships that came to help destroying them all except for the ones with main characters on them

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe it isn’t force lightning, but something more like Plo Koon’s Force Judgement

    • @markopusic8258
      @markopusic8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thiccchungo1041 and it would still be stupid because even if we find an excuse coming from somewhere deep into the lore, even in the extended universe if we have to...
      It remains amazingly retarded that force ghosts can only now interact with the living world.
      Don't get me wrong, considering what we know about the force, if it was established early, I could accept it, but not after we've seen dozens of jedi including absolute elites not do it even once during any of the previous installments of the series.
      It's the same as the Holdo maneuver, it's not a bad idea on its own, but it's fucking stupid if it retroactively destroys previous work, that's simply piss poor writing.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Marko Pusic I fully agree, I wasn’t trying to defend it, just trying to make sense of it

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    "You don't win by fighting what you hate..." didn't you just destroy a casino you so hated? Fighting the whole money making thing?

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nice catch!

    • @drzerogi
      @drzerogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @Imperial Judesmen138 This is the modus operendai of the leftism that Kathleen Kennedy infused into the new trilogy. Waving the banner of love and compassion while being completely motivated by hatred and contempt.

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@drzerogi a wolf in sheep's clothing

    • @luke8801
      @luke8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And the rebels won by fighting what they hate - the empire

    • @Sound_Judgement
      @Sound_Judgement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, that lesson is learned after Poe, Finn, and Rose failed on their mission and made things worse by what they did. So it’s not necessarily inconsistent for the character to do and say that in the context of the movie.

  • @TickNation
    @TickNation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Spaceballs is a better Star Wars movie

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine"
      Krazy Kathleen Kennedy: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE, SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!"

    • @LeHobbitFan
      @LeHobbitFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EVERYBODY GOT THAT? GOOD !

    • @bwtrader
      @bwtrader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better jokes

    • @jonnybennett9493
      @jonnybennett9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I lookin’ at? When does this happen in the movie?
      Sandurz: Now sir. Whatever you’re looking at now, is happening now.
      Dark Helmet: Well, what happened to then?
      Sandurz: We just passed it.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Sandurz: Just now.
      Dark Helmet: Well, go back to then.
      Sandurz: We can’t.
      Dark Jelmet: Why not?
      Sandurz: We already passed it.
      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
      Sandurz: Soon.

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spaceballs is the best Star Wars movie.

  • @Nevirate
    @Nevirate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I really like that whenever he says “What the Fuck” he shows the clip of Luke drinking the walrus people milk. It makes me chuckle way more than the Poe Prank Call.

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    If Finn had died destroying the cannon, it would've been legitimately subversive and an AMAZING moment.

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      and we could’ve actually gotten a character moment for Rey at the reaction of her friend dying

    • @Evgen991
      @Evgen991 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jamescarr1265 Her reaction would probably involve wide eyes and open mouth to a certain level.

    • @LWolf12
      @LWolf12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We can't have that in Disney Star Wars, people might come to expect legitimately amazing moments.

    • @LWolf12
      @LWolf12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Evgen991She almost would have had an emotion.

  • @thatvideogamesshow
    @thatvideogamesshow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    Lucas... I'm sorry.

    • @goullet86
      @goullet86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That Video Games Show omg, luke. LUKE. george LUCas. I just realized that...

    • @DTMWTMP
      @DTMWTMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You sure about that apology? He made the prequels when he shouldn't have (the story is unnecessary). Then he sold the rights to Disney who then made this. I love him for the original, but since then he's done more harm than good.

    • @xxdestroyavxx
      @xxdestroyavxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      DTMWTMP the prequels were not even that bad

    • @Copexify
      @Copexify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I get ya. It seems like a bandwagon that people jump on without any arguments to back up why exactly they hate the prequels.
      For me my only big qualms was the mediocre relationship between Ani and Padmé (Sand is so rough imo).

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Video Games Show
      Sorry for what exactly?

  • @monkeybreath21
    @monkeybreath21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Suddenly Finn can fly a ship? He spent half of force awakens needing a pilot.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      UGGGGGGHHHH! I swear, every time I think about this movie for more than two minutes I find at least five more plot holes.
      How did it sink this low? HOW?!

    • @sologamer3122
      @sologamer3122 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@scottski02 As mauler said, it was someones twisted fan fiction who claimed to be a fan in the first place. This honestly would make more sense to be that of a madman who hated the OT and this was a long thought out plot to destroy the franchise, because you honestly couldn't have done a better job.

  • @ademetal
    @ademetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer" The porgs are getting porger?

    • @davidphillips-zee1083
      @davidphillips-zee1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      C’mon man.
      “The Ewoks are getting Porger.”
      We should all be thankful that the Porgs haven’t started defeating the First Order yet. That’s a subversion they saved for episode 9.

    • @wyattgwyon9484
      @wyattgwyon9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing Johnny Lydon references.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed harder than I’m comfortable admitting at this

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pogs are getting pogger

  • @xFlareLeon
    @xFlareLeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Remember when it took three movies to overthrow the ruling government in a Star Wars trilogy? Not just a text crawl and a CGI eyesore?

    • @SolidKore
      @SolidKore ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too bad OG fans hated the whole Using Democracy to destroy Democracy due to the irresponsibility and inaction of those with power to do so. Blinded by their own biases in the fact that their side CANNOT be wrong when several high ranking members of their court (Qui-Gon, Count Dooku, and Obi-wan) explicitly communicates that the Sith have a hold of the senate.

  • @AdderTude
    @AdderTude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The choreography in the throne room is an utter mess. The guys over at Corridor Crew tore that scene apart for how bad the fight was scripted. Daisy Ridley missed several cues and there's the infamous "Disappearing Knife" goof to boot.
    Also, Gwendolyn Christie pretty much hated her screen time in Star Wars. When asked about her character of Captain Phasma and what makes her so powerful, she sarcastically responded with "She gets to wear...chrome armor!"

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The chrome armor is actually a massive plot hole they just kinda half assedly tried to explain away in like a comic.
      So Palpatine had a sex yacht. I'm just assuming the sex part, but considering the NEXT movie I've gotta assume I'm correct. Why else would he have it?
      Anyway, the sex yacht crashed somewhere, and Phasma went to go get it cause it was MADE OF this chrome shit. She parked her ship REALLY far away for some reason, walked to it in like a desert I think, while still in her trooper armor mind you, and then dragged back PIECES of this yacht. She put the bits in a machine that then coated her regular trooper armor in this chrome material.
      Why didn't she just park NEXT TO this ship? I don't know, the writers are just really stupid. Anyway, that is why she has chrome armor, cause she was the ONLY ONE not too fucking lazy to go to Palpatine's sex yacht, and salvage it. THAT THING WOULD BE STRIPPED TO STRUTS IN A DAY! BUT SHE GOT THERE FIRST AND WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SALVAGE IT EVER!
      If it's a limited material, that's fine, only give it to the really important soldiers. That's not uncommon, if you have a big ass army, you give the BEST soldiers full plate, everyone else gets more limited armor that's easier to get in bulk. No problem...... BUT THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE SHIP MADE OF THIS STUFF and only ONE PERSON has this incredibly useful material! At the very least a COUPLE MORE should be wearing this! Like, why doesn't Kylo have some of this stuff built into HIS suit? Vader had blaster proof prosthetics, why can't Kylo put this stuff on his gauntlets?
      The first order apparently has an INFINITE budget with limitless resources, I don't know why they can't outfit ALL their troopers with amazing armor.

    • @bannedwagoner69
      @bannedwagoner69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haku8135 never knew about the official backstory behind her armor, always thought the remains of palpatine’s ship were given to high-ranking officials almost ceremoniously… wow was that story insultingly lame comparatively. Tf be going thru these writers’ minds 🥴

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bannedwagoner69 I think they were trying to simp for Phasma.
      You know hype up how AWESOME she is to be the ONLY ONE amazing enough to get this armor! Only they are also bad writers, so they couldn't write her being awesome and getting this stuff without it being like incredibly riddled with plot holes.
      If they actually wanted to do this correctly they'd have made this a UNIQUE material that nobody knows how to make, and she discovered some ancient temple and had to pass challenging trials and she was rewarded with a small supply of this material that was only enough to coat her armor, making her the only one with this armor cause she ACTUALLY EARNED IT.
      But no, she was just the only person smart enough to walk, but not fly, to a fucking blaster proof ship and rip off chunks of it.

    • @elpoodoo3099
      @elpoodoo3099 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch shadiversity’s breakdown of the fight scene since he is more of a sword expert

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gwendolyn Christie deserves so much better, she’s a really talented actress and she was amazing in Game of thrones. i mean, it wasn’t great but Wednesday was a fun show and at least she had something to do in it.

  • @PathofCultivation
    @PathofCultivation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Atleast in the prequels you had a glimpse of the wider galaxy, various planets, cultures, governments, ambassadors, councels and unions of people deciding on the fate of the galaxy. Good worldbuilding gone in favour of more red lightsabres, another dark lord in black mask, another army of stormtroopers, another death star, none of which explained btw... a whole universe of lore and history to play with, but we get a boring soulless rehash of the same old shit.

    • @windwind3170
      @windwind3170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also the Clone Troopers. Can't forget them boys in the White.

    • @randeli7785
      @randeli7785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wind Wind The clones have a real sense of brotherhood. The rebel soldiers seem one-dimensional. I'd pick clones over rebels any day.

    • @asuitandty
      @asuitandty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The clone troopers are not comparable to this crap, they had their place, they had a reason.

    • @DavosWoWd3Tube
      @DavosWoWd3Tube 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic xd

  • @santoshsivasankaran1935
    @santoshsivasankaran1935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "This place is NOT HOTH... Anyways, on Hoth"
    Dude you're fucking hilarious

    • @CalebHimself
      @CalebHimself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love the way he points out the shitty writing. "We have someone personally discover that it's salt. It's not Hoth people. *NOT.* *HOTH.*"

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caleb There wasn’t anything Hoth like about the planet.
      This guy is a fucking idiot.

    • @CalebHimself
      @CalebHimself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The design is completely Hoth lol

    • @tadejmedved7070
      @tadejmedved7070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man’s not Hoth

    • @shenronded
      @shenronded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butthurt apologist detected.

  • @sillygoose9791
    @sillygoose9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "the ship is smaller and lighter it can outrun us"
    Did... Did they just forget the opening of A New Hope where the smaller ship is caught by the star destroyer?

    • @chrisphipson7090
      @chrisphipson7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well... they forgot everything else about the original trilogy... why not that as well? My God, if I could go back to the 70s and tell my 4 year old self to not get invested in this... sigh... (yes, I'm old haha).
      I'll just keep the Timothy Zahn books as Canon in my head and as Galvatron once said... "this is bad comedy."
      May the (original... and hell, even the prequels version of...) Force be with you.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Robot Head made a good point as well;
      “They’re faster and lighter” They’re LIGHTER? Things don’t weigh anything in space 😂

    • @filipinowhiteboy
      @filipinowhiteboy ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair it isn’t entirely obvious what killed Jek Porkins. We see laser fire but we don’t know where it’s coming from. We don’t actually confirm that it’s surface fire that shot him down. Unless you’re paying really close attention

    • @KeacePeeper
      @KeacePeeper ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@harrambou9468 Well weight isn't a thing in Space but mass is. So acceleration, decelleration and redirection of movement should still be slower for a heavier spacecraft.

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@harrambou9468
      That's actually an extremally stupid point

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    16:46 The rich are getting richer. The poor are getting poorer...
    And the Porgs are getting Porger.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Leon's getting LARGER!

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now I want to taste a Porg, I bet it taste like rabbit and chicken.

    • @WhoIsJohnCleland
      @WhoIsJohnCleland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and Leon's getting larger!

  • @DivaD-nk2bj
    @DivaD-nk2bj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This place is not Hoth people. It is definitely not Hoth.
    Anyway, on Hoth...
    😂😂😂

  • @ericsbuds
    @ericsbuds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    absolutely unacceptable. I agree on every point made.

  • @johnyapple8447
    @johnyapple8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    This entire trilogy needs to be discarded from canon. It’s disgraceful that the writers and both directors of these films did no research prior to creating these films.

    • @warren88olen37
      @warren88olen37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What writing? This trilogy had writers?

    • @ethanbailey1956
      @ethanbailey1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      In my mind they aren’t canon. Like actually I don’t consider these canon, legends is so much better

    • @Anon-qp3kt
      @Anon-qp3kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It would have made sense if at the very end of the movie, Luke woke up from a dream/prophecy and apologize to young Ben Solo

    • @shannonbutler-williams7261
      @shannonbutler-williams7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I did. I laughed my ass off through someone picking apart the same length analysis finally to watch the Rise of Skywalker crap I've been putting off and we went into God mode, found out my "powerful female representation of a new hero thing" has developed nothing resembling a powerful motivation or strategy, does very little on screen work to achieve this, the men are all useless tools, has no personality and ditches her friends to wander off like a toddler all the time. And all Force laws have changed. And I was like "LOL, no, original trilogy, like the prequels, still stands well alone (Game of Thrones.... you bastards), and I can discard this entire... mess that I got nolstalgic for with the first movie and be like "Didn't happen. Got it."

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@warren88olen37 an AI could write a better script.

  • @ericvandiver3739
    @ericvandiver3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    Shrek didn't even have the decency to die... bahahahaha

    • @shaneweaver2036
      @shaneweaver2036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That pretty dark, LMAO!!!!!!

    • @SoulSir5vr
      @SoulSir5vr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shaneweaver2036 Other than that stuff I loved it.....

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And you know what else, Fin sacrificing himself wouldn't even have been all that cool anyway. B'coz #1) Not much arch, #2) He's a joke machine & not much else, #3) Ever since he ran away, he hasn't been a stormtrooper, he's been... shallow, practically unskilled. If they let him be a little hard core, dignified, & have his natural British accent, he could've been cool. #4) He has been a bit of a coward, but if he had arch, it might be okay. But neeeh-oooooo.

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Briana Mills no, it would have been an arc. Instead of running, he charges on to his destiny, finally making a selfless decision. It’s still an arc, he learned the lesson, but the effect is GREATLY reduced because of the cock-blocking performed by this random Asian chic. It would have saved his character. That’s specifically WHY it wasn’t how his story ended. Because it would have been a semblance of skill and competence on behalf of Kennedy and Johnson. But then they couldn’t sell toys.

    • @carlosesteves4007
      @carlosesteves4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know why couldn't she die nobody likes her

  • @nasirthesenatejohnson6935
    @nasirthesenatejohnson6935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "Poe downloads some plot armor"😂😂😂😂😂😂 Genius. That's hilarious

  • @pill0wm4n
    @pill0wm4n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This should be the commentary for the blu-ray and dvd.

    • @MaeleighMoon
      @MaeleighMoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pill0wm4n lololol yesss

    • @bschneidez
      @bschneidez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd actually pay money for that copy 😂

  • @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141
    @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "He has been tricked, and Luke has escaped. Luke Skywalker did not die."
    "In the next scene, Luke Skywalker dies."

  • @beardedbjorn5520
    @beardedbjorn5520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    The watermelon slowly decomposing in the background is a rather profound symbolism of the Star Wars universe

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In that it's a satisfying treat, that while once a beloved part of our childhood, is now left exposed, uncared for, and decomposing, due to neglect and absent-mindedness? Sorry. Was this too on-the-nose?

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OutsideTheTargetDemographic Perfection actually

    • @noble20xx56
      @noble20xx56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sadako24 No one could pray it away.

    • @XellDincht
      @XellDincht 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I didn't even notice it because i was too much focused on the Star Wars clips

  • @saltycorpsman5696
    @saltycorpsman5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Three of the greatest scenes in star wars.
    1. Obi-wan lamenting the fall of Anakin on Mustifar after he beats Anakin.
    2. The big reveal. Vader telling luke that Vader is his father.
    3. Luke's reaction to hearing that his best friend was killed by his nephew. The very same nephew luke failed to keep from falling to the darkside, allowing the audience experience Luke's pain. Wait... What's that you say? We need to scratch that scene for green sea cow tits? Oh, we were going for a dumpster fire.

    • @streetlawyer
      @streetlawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Replace 3 with kylo learning that Luke is meditating on ach to. Don't kid yourself. Tlj is fucking awe inspiring

    • @MrJerkelm
      @MrJerkelm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@streetlawyer Its true. Its stupidity is truly awe-ful

    • @streetlawyer
      @streetlawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrJerkelm sorry you didn't get it

    • @wd940
      @wd940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      street lawyer this must be a troll, but just in case, why is durr oh he wasn’t even here lol better than what would have been a very emotional part of the story

    • @streetlawyer
      @streetlawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was already an emotional part of the story. Luke talking to Leia, and returning to face down an army is already emotional highlight/climax of the whole flick. The fact that he is not 100% there physically, is a moot point. I heard a marine vet sum it up nicely (comics matter with ya boi zack review of tlj), "he showed up on the battlefield, and had an effect on the outcome of the battle, which was DECISIVE." His act was an illusion of a fight, and what he accomplished was an act of mystification and misdirection. "A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defence, never attack." Are you going to quarrel with YODA on this point? Luke denied kylo the act of killing him, and denied himself the possibility of killing kylo. The whole thing was a giant Jedi mind trick, like obi wan manipulating the storm troopers. The fact that Luke is doing all this while meditating on a mountaintop, is deeply symbolic of the original influences of the Jedi, namely Buddhist and eastern esoteric philosophies and practices. Rian is taking the original influences and making them more direct. Luke is utterly untouchable in this Kurosawa samurai duel, and the awe inspiring story of Luke cannot be destroyed by the might of the first orders heavy duty weaponry, or kylo ren's rage. How's that for meaningful.

  • @nettirocks2477
    @nettirocks2477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    I wanted to love this movie but I can't...that makes me so sad!

    • @darksidedelta
      @darksidedelta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      that's how most of us feel Man.Disney fucked up.

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same

    • @charlinethom1624
      @charlinethom1624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You're not alone.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And you have a profile pic with the worst D.C. Movie out there.

    • @danyDesigns
      @danyDesigns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just wondering - Did you go to the movie with any expectations about the plot, character development etc..? And how many theory videos and trailers did you watch? Cause I watched only the main trailer like 2 months ago once, and watched zero theory videos, etc.. I just came to see what they did with the movie, and I left the cinema very happy. But I was born in early 90's so no nostalgia about the original trilogy whatsoever.

  • @Quick-Silver206
    @Quick-Silver206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Then Rey asks Grumpy to come back and help the other dwarves but he says "nah"."
    "Soon after we are faced with a scene of Luke wanking off an obese quadriplegic while it stares lovingly at Rey. This adds to the character development and plot of the film"
    Dude you fucking killed me

    • @jackrobertson5801
      @jackrobertson5801 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was on a train going to work at like 6am. This line literally almost sent me! And then I realised people looking thought I was cracking up at a decomposing watermelon 😂

  • @midasracer
    @midasracer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Best thing about The Last Jedi are people like you making these sort of rants. Fantastic, makes me smile after leaving the cinema extremely depressed.

    • @TheFinalCollapse
      @TheFinalCollapse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only joy left after this abomination is to hate it.

    • @DonQuickZote
      @DonQuickZote 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cathartic as these reviews are I get freshly angry at having some new piece of idiocy in the film highlighted which I'd missed...

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      final collapse hate is a joyful thing? So sad

    • @TheFinalCollapse
      @TheFinalCollapse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Starkiller G-tar
      Sarcasm and satire - get familiar with those words bra

  • @sarahbenton7573
    @sarahbenton7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "This place is not Hoth, people. It is not. Hoth.
    Anyway on Hoth..."

    • @noble20xx56
      @noble20xx56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Along with the 'Not Snow Speeders' and 'Not AT-ATs

  • @gauge6513
    @gauge6513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Kathlene Kennedy still thinks Space Balls is part of the original trilogy.

  • @justacupomacaroni6387
    @justacupomacaroni6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Honestly I was more interested in the watermelon than I was The Last Jedi

    • @warren88olen37
      @warren88olen37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There is more action with the watermelon.

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Watermelon had a more natural development than the Last Jedi.

  • @boombapbeatnik
    @boombapbeatnik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "This place is not Hoth, people. It is not Hoth. Anyway, on Hoth..." LMAO

    • @MegaTechpc
      @MegaTechpc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This rant has some of the greatest quotes I've ever heard in a TH-cam video

    • @MegaTechpc
      @MegaTechpc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Already have and its also absolutely brilliant! Still think this rant is a little more quotable though...

    • @134590174
      @134590174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's salt not snow. Right? I'm convinced it's salt. I wasn't sure, but I was told it was salt. How can I now be sure what I believe was snow on Hoth is snow? Maybe it's not snow, but a white spice. I'm so confused.

  • @cluke_1158
    @cluke_1158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Lmao "Luke tries to Skype call leia, but she was afk" one of the best quotes

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    I needed this. It was soul cleansing. Catharsis.

    • @vicratlhead2228
      @vicratlhead2228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Absolutely agree. I almost feel like I need to make a rant like this. Usually I defend movies against ranged like this but this was so awful it killed my vast reserves of good will.

    • @vicratlhead2228
      @vicratlhead2228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rants not ranged.

    • @teckyify
      @teckyify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I still do wonder where all these high ratings come from because this movie is so obviously retarded.

    • @vicratlhead2228
      @vicratlhead2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jackson I think some people are just willing to let hype gloss over flaws.

    • @explosives101
      @explosives101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ratings can be bought.

  • @Ashley_Jay
    @Ashley_Jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "This place is not Hoth people, it is not Hoth... anyway on Hoth"
    This is my favourite joke in the whole video

  • @rhey81
    @rhey81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    19:25 Luke's then tries open up a Skype call with Leia but she's AFK.
    LMAO

  • @uncleben4536
    @uncleben4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “Luke skywalker cannot die.... and then in the next scene Luke skywalker dies.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    • @kloschuessel773
      @kloschuessel773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uncle Ben the old movies made you wanna be a jedi
      I dont wanna be a jedi anymore.
      A single sith and his new apprentice fuck the whole order up.
      Later a new sith gains the emperors power
      out of fucking nowhere.

  • @brendo7363
    @brendo7363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    25:00 i urge you to rewatch that throne room fight. The red guards prance about as if it's a Disney on ice routine.

    • @mysteriousmemethief
      @mysteriousmemethief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It looks like something out of power rangers

    • @virgilelafontaine3586
      @virgilelafontaine3586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually it looks cool because there is a lot of movements and participants. The first time I watched it it was OK. But the choregraphy cannot stand multiple re-watch of the scene. The more you see it, the more you find it lacking. A shame because the colors are beautiful.

    • @jimbobcooter5161
      @jimbobcooter5161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One of them misses on purpose because Daisy doesn’t choreograph properly

    • @brandonkelbe
      @brandonkelbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They spin for no reason, they fail to attack during openings, the guards and characters specifically attack weapons instead of people.. Kylo strikes the ground at one point. And one of the guards weapons literally disappears from the shot because it would have had an opening at Rey. It’s terrible. Edit: also they give quarter for no reason.

    • @romelmunoz7957
      @romelmunoz7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brandonkelbe: you forgot Rey's superkick that throws away the three badies at the same time...

  • @factsoveremotions6035
    @factsoveremotions6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Watching the Watermelon rot was more enjoyable then Disney Star Wars.

  • @cdreyes81
    @cdreyes81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Dude the woman in the bomber...she fell on the grate ledge. ITS OPEN TO SPACE AND SHES WHAT? BREATHING JUST FINE?

    • @RafterManFMJ
      @RafterManFMJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      ...and notice the control button she presses is just floating; I guess gravity exists only when and where the plot needs it. Also when the Empire is firing on the shuttles the rounds have an arc to them because not only to beam weapons have an arc, I guess there's also situational gravity. What a shit show

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@RafterManFMJ the only plasma arc I accept is the Wraith Mortar, but that's a whole different universe.

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She did it somehow, it was practical. Pfft. Obviously.
      I love this movie, but I'm not going to defend its stupid mistakes.

    • @AverageJ03Gaming
      @AverageJ03Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Rinesmyth and that one makes sense. Halo tried back then. Not that they do now. Sigh, this movie is a wreck

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rinesmyth I mean, the Wraith is on a planet's surface presumed to be under the influence of a gravity pull... Not in the void of space...

  • @MrKajithecat
    @MrKajithecat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    I'm glad people are waking up and actually getting angry.

    • @lepapanouwel4663
      @lepapanouwel4663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      MrKajithecat Ikr ? It's as if the shock was so powerful everyone had to take their time to properly hate the movie!

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's also becoming a bandwagon which a lot of people will join simply because it's the "right" thing to do. And really, it's just a movie.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes, like hating Nickelback, Justin Bieber. Most of mankind is just conformists, feeling a need to belong to the right groups. Which is also why a lot of youtube is a huge cesspool of people craving for attention and verification.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rey is a male actor? Just what the hell are you on? Let me guess, Alex Jones? Feel threatened?

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bieber was hated before he tried to become more macho (Some form of envy is common, he sings some song and the girls swoon over him). Point stands, people tend to jump bandwagons. I'll admit that I don't like the new movie either, but this was my POV as I watched the movie but I can also say that it is only just a movie. It won't ruin my childhood nor will I want anyone fired for it. The happiness of my own life does not really depend at all based on this movie and the money wasted on the experience was not really worth it, but that's also true for a lot of things. Ultimately I think the main fault lies in that Disney is a company that plays it safe, they try maximize profits so they will make quite middle of the road quite uninteresting movies.

  • @Katkiwi25
    @Katkiwi25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    You're far too humble, this is a beautifully written (and executed) rant. Enjoyed every part. Thank you :)

    • @Dulk9
      @Dulk9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exectly. Best rant I have seen yet and I have seen a lot, because I need to hear that in the sea of idiots there are people who sees what this garbage film is.

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any 2 minutes of this rant was legitimately funnier than all the jokes they shoved into The Last Jedi.

  • @qui-gonrick7002
    @qui-gonrick7002 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Instead of those bombers they should be using Ahsoka's ship because apparently no amount of blaster fire will destroy that thing.

  • @TacTixHD
    @TacTixHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    I died at the "Shrek" part

    • @massivecunt8263
      @massivecunt8263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      TacTixHD Me too I just saw it for the first time I'm dying. This review is great because you can hear the rage though his sense of humor and his tired monochord voice x)

    • @endlessfreedomful
      @endlessfreedomful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      didn't see that coming, but totally worth it

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Even Shrek at his worst was far more likeable than Rose, lol.

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      At least Shrek had "layers," while Rose had none.

    • @dexwri9211
      @dexwri9211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shrek and Rose do look alike though

  • @melvinbrennaniii2355
    @melvinbrennaniii2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Who is here in 2019 just getting that refreshing, proper hate before MauLer gets his hands on Episode 9? I'm never going to pay to see it, only his review!

    • @99oildrops
      @99oildrops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha! Almost commented the same thing.

    • @vanjstoddart
      @vanjstoddart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha to be honest I think The Last Jedi is better than Rise of Skywalker. MaUler is gonna have a field day dissecting that train wreck of a film. Poor dude. Can’t wait.

    • @AzureKnight2
      @AzureKnight2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vanjstoddart I don't know. RoS is totally a trainwreck, but I think it's still better than TLJ. I have to give it some credit for trying to undo some of TLJ's fuck-ups, after all. A number of its issues also go back to TLJ as well, so it's harder to fault RoS for that.

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm here in 2020, stood over the charred corpse, laughing.

    • @markopusic8258
      @markopusic8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I honestly don't know which one is worse at this point...
      TLJ was infuriating because of how it completely demolished characters, world building,... for the sake of subversion but at least, THE VERY FUCKING LEAST, it tried to do something, even if it ended in a dumpster fire.
      TROS is just depressing. That film is so broken on so many levels I can't even rant at it, barely stare at it with pity.

  • @Edgar-Friendly
    @Edgar-Friendly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Rian Johnson wanted this movie to be about failure. Mission Accomplished.

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't Empire Strikes Back about failure too? Luke failed to defeat Vader. Vader failed to bring Luke into the Darkside? Leia, Chewie, and Lando failed to rescue Han from Boba Fett? Whatever.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kylo seemed pretty successful this movie though. Boss (Snoke) is dead and can now take his position like always planned, Luke is now dead like he always wanted (even though he didn't get the satisfaction himself, he indirectly caused his death.) The only thing he seemed to fail at was converting Rey fully to the dark side, lol.

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deathbrewer - The First Order is in shambles. Star killer base is gone, and they lost a good chunk of their fleet from Admiral Purple Hair's sacrifice, especially Snoke's ship. They took a heavy blow here. And Luke dying isn't really much of a victory since Luke is guaranteed becoming a Space Ghost like Yoda and Kenobi.

    • @Edgar-Friendly
      @Edgar-Friendly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yet, the First Order controls the galaxy.

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      apostate001 - Yeah, that's so dumb.

  • @jamesfoley6939
    @jamesfoley6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Years later and this movie still remains at the top of the list for soul-destroying films.

  • @JohnCollins
    @JohnCollins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    You missed a plot-hole. Del Toro SELLS information about the rebel transports when there is NO WAY he could have known about it because Shrek and Finn didn't know that either.

    • @rinzler9775
      @rinzler9775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Collins - well he got 999 out of a thousand plot holes - not a bad hit rate.

    • @Weaseldog2001
      @Weaseldog2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "especially compared to the other stuff."
      That covers pretty much everything...

  • @HedgehogGames001
    @HedgehogGames001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Well... at least the watermelon had a complete character arc.

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That Waternelon had an important role in the movie. My favorite Star Wars character.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Star Wars: The Last Watermelon. A tragedy on par with Hamlet

    • @SergioPorcu1
      @SergioPorcu1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @rengokuwon1999
      @rengokuwon1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment tho 😂😂😂

    • @crj1138
      @crj1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The watermelon had a far more interesting and emotional arc than any of the wankers that pass for characters in this new Star Wars.

  • @kaizov2940
    @kaizov2940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Jar Jar Binks had more impact on the plot than Snoke did.

    • @newworlddisorder156
      @newworlddisorder156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lol scarily true.

    • @LazyDudeIV
      @LazyDudeIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He was a major step in Palpatine's rise to power.

    • @Leon-169
      @Leon-169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Icebergs can't cut steel hulls
      It’s absolutely astonishing that Jar Jar Binks has had a larger impact on the entire Star Wars universe than Supreme Leader Snoke.

    • @mattpotter8725
      @mattpotter8725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jar Jar Binks was Snoke!!!

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jar Jar was also braver than Finn, more honorable than TLJ Luke, and less stupid than Rose. I now pine for the days of Jar Jar. Rian, what have you done?

  • @tigerlancer
    @tigerlancer ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Disney star wars trilogy was the worst execution of passing the torch in the history of franchise money grabs. 😢

  • @iamnotanumber100
    @iamnotanumber100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Jar Jar is delighted he’s not in the worst movie now 👍

    • @annieandelsieofarendelle3294
      @annieandelsieofarendelle3294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jar Jar: Yousa made fun ofa meesa, so I usa my dark powers to create the worse movie in theesa saga! HAHA!

    • @dangelini1137
      @dangelini1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annie and Elsie of Arendelle hahaha brilliant!

    • @lucasman85
      @lucasman85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And not the worst character either

    • @SensuixShinobu7
      @SensuixShinobu7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he was not in the worst film the moment the force awakens came out

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jar Jar Binks > The Sequel Trilogy

  • @TokyoXtreme
    @TokyoXtreme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    34:00 Poe Fucking Dameron blew up the super Death Star LESS THAN A DAY before meeting Laura Dern and blowing up the dreadnaught! And wasn't she on the base anyway? How did they not meet earlier? The timeline of this movie is hilarious - it must have been inspired by Kiefer Sutherland's 24.

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      pyropulse nope Rey and Luke wouldn't stare at eachother for 5 days straight XD

    • @Neskess
      @Neskess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ''I'm pretty sure only 5 days have passed since the beginning of the Force Awakens and the end of the Last Jedi.'' xD yeah 100%

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TokyoXtreme This film DESPERATELY needed a time jump.

    • @jackharpe3rd233
      @jackharpe3rd233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I grew up with the prequels and I enjoyed them alot. The only reason I think me and my family enjoyed them more then the popular opinion was because we grew up differently and had a more open mind. We can nevertheless respect one's opinion on them. But for someone who loved the prequels, this new sequel trilogy just seems as nasty as that mold lapsed watermelon on display!

    • @jackharpe3rd233
      @jackharpe3rd233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Well thank you Gibedupusib0ss!* It's also creepy to point out how they put in messages about the Sin of Greed with that casino scene but then contradict themselves as company by doing Greedy things like taking a 5% extra cut from the Theaters leaving the independent ones with a bitter choice as to whether or not they want show it.
      And let's not forget about Electronic Arts. If Disney really wanted to prove that they're against Greed then they should've known about their choice to over implement Microtransactions with BattleFront ll EA and warned them about the worst that can happen and has happened. Cause they both share the license that George gave them, they had complete responsibility to warn one another about what potential backslash they could've received for pushing what they pushed and they did.
      *"All I'm saying is that Disney and EA failed to do what Pink Floyd did back in 1972."* 😡

  • @tr1p1ea
    @tr1p1ea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    This was Lucas's way of getting back at all those who ripped him about the prequels, sell SW to the worst possible corporation in history and watch them completely fuck it til it's dead.

    • @nithinkhydrose4899
      @nithinkhydrose4899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I doubt it. It would be like cutting off the nose to spite the face.

    • @daveleicester8292
      @daveleicester8292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nithin KH he got over 4bill for that nose and only the left nostril was paid for in cash. The other he could keep on his face as 50% (roughly) in Disney shares.

    • @lorenzohatchett4823
      @lorenzohatchett4823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol true

    • @scepticalbeliever
      @scepticalbeliever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He actually donated the cash.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucas. I'm so sorry. Please come back.

  • @InverseFlash
    @InverseFlash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Sometimes I go back, and I watch this. And it makes me so sad that we live in the timeline where this fucking movie got made.

    • @Leuber
      @Leuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am happy because due to this film, I know of Mauler, EFAP exists, I have a Rags plushie to… cuddle with, I found out about critical drinker, and learned what makes good movies.

    • @InverseFlash
      @InverseFlash ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@LeuberYou know what, I think you may be right. And the thumbnail is so god damn funny and accurate

    • @jamescoulter886
      @jamescoulter886 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Listening now, still makes me chuckle to this day “completed the canon quest so now has enough XP to unlock the bomber ability” has me creasing

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love that he thought the throne room fight was ok

    • @junko4166
      @junko4166 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LeuberYou gotta take the good with the bad I guess.

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I asked MauLer if he could notice me and he says "naw"

  • @fadida2099
    @fadida2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "Po downloads some plot amour" had me in tears

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shame he never downloaded plot relevance along with it. He's barely necessary to the story of all 3, hell any character not named Rey is that way.

  • @Red88Rex
    @Red88Rex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    Man, the prequels are looking great right now.

    • @jalvorson
      @jalvorson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Red88Rex even Dexter Jetster and the 50's diner?

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      GridTV Yep, even that is better than this garbage!

    • @jalvorson
      @jalvorson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nate Lightning what about jar jar stepping in the bantha pooda?

    • @Kikuta1Kotaro
      @Kikuta1Kotaro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Even old JarJar can´t hold a candle to the new JarJar: Rose and thats saying something...

    • @jalvorson
      @jalvorson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kikuta1Kotaro even the cringy looking outdated CGI plaguing every shot in those movies?

  • @cassidymalone
    @cassidymalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Your series of Unbridled Rage is the most well thought out, brilliantly comic dissection of filmmaking that I have come across and I truly hope you don’t ever stop.
    I was in tears when you were breaking down the bombs dropping, how they don’t die from how slow they drop, and the cherry on top was “and where the fuck is GRAVITY coming from ANYWAY?”
    Please keep these coming. They’re nothing short of amazing.

  • @FrankJGZ
    @FrankJGZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    The Gay! Grumpy, nah! admiral purple hair, shrek, WTF! " anyway on Hoth". Your review is bad ass! and priceless! I really enjoyed your review more then the film. Bravo!!!

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to.

    • @marcuskurze9759
      @marcuskurze9759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair its not so hard to like such reactions more than the film.At least this one.

    • @CH324_
      @CH324_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh and don’t forget orange gurl yoda... thing

    • @TheKgr1967
      @TheKgr1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What the f*ck film, you are drunk"

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... ... ... Fu*king Porgs... *Sigh!* So...

  • @TheNomnomnom0815
    @TheNomnomnom0815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I've seen many, many recaps, explanations and other reviews, but none of them has laid out the level of insanity in this movie as you have. So thanks.

  • @travismccutchan3144
    @travismccutchan3144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Attempted to have a Skype call with leia, but she was AFK” XD

  • @johnmchugh8049
    @johnmchugh8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Thank you for your efforts - in literature classes and mass communication I was taught the standards you judge by, and until I found your channel I have felt alone for over two decades, trying to understand why garbage is being fed to me and if I question it... I’m some sort of hateful bigot , only for asking people to use logic - your research and hours spent are much appreciated brother

  • @OGStarwars
    @OGStarwars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    So Luke blames the past Jedi for allowing the sith to rise?
    Gives up on being a Jedi and wanting them to end....thus allowing dark side to rise?
    Rian made Luke a hypocrite

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was basically white guilt. Fuck this trilogy.

    • @daocvet
      @daocvet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes sense, these idiots don't know and have no clue what a hypocrite is, it's why all of them are!

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I could forgive Rian Johnson for fucking my wife before i could forgive him for assassinating Luke Skywalker.

    • @tygrenvoltaris4782
      @tygrenvoltaris4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guitarguru.3572
      Wtf

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guitarguru.3572 have to say...
      Same

  • @sorsdeus
    @sorsdeus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This video might be the only good think to come from TLJ

  • @Clockwork-Shadow
    @Clockwork-Shadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Ma-REY-Sueeeeeee. Oh God, that part of the video is perfect, I nearly cried...
    Then I remembered that "The last Jedi" exists... and I really did cry.

    • @NFS0038
      @NFS0038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clockwork Shadow go to channel called E;R. Watch the star wars reviews. You're welcome.

    • @youtaughtmehowtolive
      @youtaughtmehowtolive 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The guy's an anti-semite. Why the hell would you recommend someone watching his videos???

    • @JohnDoe-hu3kj
      @JohnDoe-hu3kj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      youtaughtmehowtolive its really uncertaint if hes an anti-semite or just way too edgy.

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    25:47 "Gorgeous, creative, and dumb as fuck"
    This film summed up

    • @tsitsifrance887
      @tsitsifrance887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was gobsmacked in the theater when I saw this scene. You couldn't hear anyone breath! I was actively trying to not think about the movie critically because I didn't want to open myself up to the possibility that star wars was dead/dying. I then had time to think about other things, get disillusioned by TROS, then come back to criticisms of TLJ and accept the reality of its shitiness. I really appreciate that for all his anger at this movie, and the dumb choices of the writers he can give credit where credit is due....that holdo maneuver was extraordinary...(if you don't think about it)...