This book is such a banger. Bile being genuinely hurt by Cawl turning down his offer of working together is hilarious. Also Cawl calling Bile a monster, Bile disagreeing, and Cawl going "Dude you are literally wearing a cloak made of skin."
Yes, but to be fair a lot of people in the imperium were (use) stuff made from humans. Servitors are made from humans, paper are made from humans, food is made from humans, you got the idea, 🤷♂️.
@jimvenanzio6561 Reminds me of a sitcom premise I found, since Hitler, Stalin, Trotsky, Tito, and Freud all lived on the same block in Vienna prior to WW1 and all frequented the same coffee houses. Hopefully YT lets me say their names but yeah, imagine the dark comedic potential.
Trazyn is more of a hobbyist who uses his hobby to keep sane. Cawl actually cares about humanity and will stop at nothing to aid it, even if his means are ruthless. And he'll do it by actually being a scientist, something the Admech typically abhors.
@@ved2360 tbf the admech dont really claim to be scientists. Its a cult and treat themselves accordingly. Their scientific purpose is to make themselves more machine not to invent or innovate.
He’s kept her head intact with a promise that he’ll return her body once he feels that she has assisted him enough to have earned it back. Effectively. Effectively holding her body hostage while she helps him reverse engineer necron tech.
Fabulous Bill shows up, disables the ship systems long enough for the cryptek to break free. Cawl anticipated she'd try to kill him instead of running away and fries her with a plasma gun
Only the most extreme of masochists would, and Cawl would likely take a flamer to them, suspecting with damn good reason, that they are most likely a Slaaneshi cultist.
I am not gonna lie here, the Tau, Imperium and Necrons all have a mutual dislike (if not outright hatred) for the warp. Some of them even share some of the same gods. If there was any team-up that really needed to happen, it would be that one.
If I'm right then this is the necron he plays the Warhammer equivalent of chess with. Since she's a chrono mancer she can basically manipulate time but even with those powers she struggles to play against Cawl and this infuriates her as she's losing against a flesh monkey.
Biles is a interesting character. Yes psycho evil traitor. but his goal is still to save the human race. Making the NEW men who he wants to be tryely free. free from the emperor, Primach, space parine and the choas gods. His new men and mutants were well know for taking out space marines that strayed into their terriotory. I always find that dual blade. a traitor marine determined to make humans bothi phyisaclly and mentally powerful enough to be free of the choas gods
@bubble8c492 yeah i got that from the name was hoping more elaboration like what they do why and what are their abilities and what is their limit. i am lazy i should just try and find a wiki
They study the flown of stars and energy, letting them to some degree see the future and forward or backwards in time while no using any of the warp shenanigans, it's flow around mostly with the movement of stars IIRC and alignments
"The problem with that is I do not trust you." Has the same energy as "I'd ask you to choke me but I dont have any confidence that you'll stop."
Hmmmmm fair assessment 😂
"Pineapple..."
Had an ex I wanted to ask to use a straight razor on my beard, thought it was better to reconsider.
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend wouldn't want me to stop
By far not the first comparison to think of but i guess you have fun in the bedroom, so good for you
Fabius bile, belisarius Cawl and Trazyn walk into a bar…
Trazyn still has unfinished business with Orikaan. The mofo annoyed him more than Cawl and Bile.
eternal prank wars the book XD
Lol and then all hell broke lose. xD
**Insert spiderman pointing meme**
I don't want to be in this vast anymore
This book is such a banger. Bile being genuinely hurt by Cawl turning down his offer of working together is hilarious. Also Cawl calling Bile a monster, Bile disagreeing, and Cawl going "Dude you are literally wearing a cloak made of skin."
Yes, but to be fair a lot of people in the imperium were (use) stuff made from humans.
Servitors are made from humans, paper are made from humans, food is made from humans, you got the idea, 🤷♂️.
guilliman has an aeldari waifu
cawl has a necron waifu
that must be one hell of an awkward double date
Don't forget "The Rogue Trader"s Waifu (Yrliet)
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And a certain captain generals tau girlfriend (that it’s totally not canon)
At least Cawl has that Guilliman brain scan to rehearse with. All he needs now is a simulation of Yvraine.
it's a GrimDark Comedy.
@jimvenanzio6561
Reminds me of a sitcom premise I found, since Hitler, Stalin, Trotsky, Tito, and Freud all lived on the same block in Vienna prior to WW1 and all frequented the same coffee houses.
Hopefully YT lets me say their names but yeah, imagine the dark comedic potential.
Necron head: Kill me.
Cawl: Later
(Closes refrigerator)
Meet the medic, good days
Lmfao
"Cawl, are you sure this will work?"
"Bahahaha, I have no idea!"
Robute's resurrection.
As always TF2 still lives and dominates all conversations.
whats that?
"its my wife."
its a head.
"We are going through a rough patch"
He wants the necron waifu, I can't blame him
Hes a man of culture i see
Ah he wants to be one with the machine spirt
Cawl finally found his waifu
Cawl is his own waifu, he has absorbed the conciseness of a female tech priest he served after she tried absorbing his conciseness
nae, it's just Cawl, and he want dat Necrussy
It's just my opinion, but I don't think anyone has thought that being a prisoner would be fun.
That does tend to come with the territory.
Especially of the AdMech
Well, at least he's civil about it.
“I’m respecting your Necron privacy by -knocking- asking but asserting my authority as Archmagos Dominus by coming in anyway”
Cawl is like the human version of Trayzn
He's worse than Trazyn. At least Trazyn wants his collection in one piece.
Trazyn is more of a hobbyist who uses his hobby to keep sane.
Cawl actually cares about humanity and will stop at nothing to aid it, even if his means are ruthless. And he'll do it by actually being a scientist, something the Admech typically abhors.
@@ved2360 tbf the admech dont really claim to be scientists. Its a cult and treat themselves accordingly. Their scientific purpose is to make themselves more machine not to invent or innovate.
Huh at least she's open about cooperation... What happened next though?
He’s kept her head intact with a promise that he’ll return her body once he feels that she has assisted him enough to have earned it back. Effectively. Effectively holding her body hostage while she helps him reverse engineer necron tech.
Nice
@@khairallahdh I mean, by 40k standards, that's not too bad
@@vizunalvarez883 especially considering that he’s probably the most reasonable techpriest
Fabulous Bill shows up, disables the ship systems long enough for the cryptek to break free. Cawl anticipated she'd try to kill him instead of running away and fries her with a plasma gun
I love cawl his one of my favorite charcters and the best tech pries by far
by fart 😭😭😭
I am going to make you an offer you can't refuse
A normal couple discussion.
The toasters are negotiating
Darn, I thought being a prisoner of Belisarius Cawl would've been quite fun. Quite disappointed.
"Being a prisonervof cawl is not as fun asxyou think" Well I already thought it to be no fun at all already 😂
Lol who thinks it’s fun to be a prisoner of beliarius cawl?
Only the most extreme of masochists would, and Cawl would likely take a flamer to them, suspecting with damn good reason, that they are most likely a Slaaneshi cultist.
Being a prisoner period in the wh40k universe is never as fun as one thinks. Especially to slannesh
One thing I took out of this story, Necrons can spit!
This is exactly as fun as I expected
I am not gonna lie here, the Tau, Imperium and Necrons all have a mutual dislike (if not outright hatred) for the warp. Some of them even share some of the same gods.
If there was any team-up that really needed to happen, it would be that one.
Uhmmm no, “being a prisoner of Belisarius Cawl is not as fun as you think”.
LITERALLY nobody would think his fun at all lol.
The fx on cawl and the necron are 👌
Counter offer: Your torso and one arm.
Now all we need are mad scientists from the Tau and Eldar to complete the whole set
Do the Eldar even HAVE scientists? Have they even developed a single new thing in the last 40 thousand years?
"Not as fun as you think"... anyone thought it would be any fun whatsoever? :)
POOR Necron Cryptek? Are you sure you have that right?
Kidnapping a chronomancer of all things. How?
"Not as fun as you'd think"
My first thought is simply, "what kind of masochistic slaaneshi filth would think it's fun in the first place?"
Did she end up accepting to help Cawl? I feel like the writers would have found a way to make that awesome scenario happen
If I'm right then this is the necron he plays the Warhammer equivalent of chess with. Since she's a chrono mancer she can basically manipulate time but even with those powers she struggles to play against Cawl and this infuriates her as she's losing against a flesh monkey.
Can you explain more@@dudebruh8534
I think it would be best to trade her with Trazyn... Does Cawl know where to give her up? I wonder...
Poor Cryptek? Heresy detected Inquisitor.
There are few Necrons worth trusting. She is not one.
I'm just about to finish this book. That might be the best showdown in there. He's so arrogant that it becomes funny until it's not at all.
clearly 40ks Romeo and Juliette!!
Biles is a interesting character. Yes psycho evil traitor. but his goal is still to save the human race. Making the NEW men who he wants to be tryely free. free from the emperor, Primach, space parine and the choas gods. His new men and mutants were well know for taking out space marines that strayed into their terriotory. I always find that dual blade. a traitor marine determined to make humans bothi phyisaclly and mentally powerful enough to be free of the choas gods
Song?
renegade splize
@reaperhd1883 yayyyyyy thx.
Even when it’s soulless, undying alien robots, women just can’t be reasoned with
*sips oil* women
Name of the music on the background?
renegade splize
Someone thought it was fun?
Emperor's Children, probably
wtf is a "chronomancer" ? 🐰
Someone with the ability to manipulate time
@bubble8c492 yeah i got that from the name was hoping more elaboration like what they do why and what are their abilities and what is their limit. i am lazy i should just try and find a wiki
They study the flown of stars and energy, letting them to some degree see the future and forward or backwards in time while no using any of the warp shenanigans, it's flow around mostly with the movement of stars IIRC and alignments