TempRIZZ: The Matchmaking Game No One Asked For.
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In this stream I concluded that Altare could probably have alot of restraining orders
he got that _rizztraining order_
Came back here for another rewatch after the Armis edition of Temprizz….
This is now comparably much more normal 🤣😭
same here lmfao im still lightheaded bc of that stream
Today I learned that Axel's idea of a "bad day" is almost dying, that guy is so positive.
i love how bettel is just hyping up axel the whole time
Shinri is literally husband material frfr
YEAAAHHH WOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH THANKS FOR THE SHOW FELLAS
*TIMESTAMPS:*
0:00 Audience noises soundboard silliness occurs randomly pre-stream
07:57 *Stream start (LOUD lmao)*
08:50 Hello to our contestants
09:27 Introducing the eligible bachelors!
12:27 *Q1: what is your ideal type?*
12:45 Shinri
13:26 Bettel
14:18 Rizztare SO real
14:40 Shinri's name tag
15:06 Axel
15:56 Flayon
16:33 Hakka remembers to explain the stream premise
16:59 *Q2: what is your ideal date?*
17:36 Shinri (cancelling plans to stay home together)
18:46 Bettel (he's testing you)
20:52 Altare (no red flags here :3)
22:45 Axel lets you choose
23:49 Flayon on mutual possessiveness (he swears it's sweet)
24:54 *Q3: what's the worst possible date you can imagine?*
25:07 Shinri: "oOoOOo Shinriiiii I'm SO glad you're not like my EXXXX"
25:58 Bettel: He doesn't wanna talk about Siri (and he has the correct opinion about move theatre dates)
28:53 Altare: shy boi leader doesn't want to go to a club
29:57 Axel: League of Legends date night
31:05 Flayon: worst thing is if he loses interest
31:45 Flayon's emotional baggage and idol contracts
32:22 *First round of voting (Hakka is SO prepared); Shinri W*
33:51 *Q4: red flag, green flag*
34:09 Shinri: red flag how they treat serving staff; green flag open communication
35:28 Bettel: red flag is murdering people; green flag is no history of malicious murder
37:42 Altare: red flag is not giving him every ounce of your attention; green flag (🚩) is not letting people know your plans before the date
40:34 Axel: red flag is complainers; green flag is being cutely jealous but not controlling
42:49 uhhhh which colour flag was this again Axel?
43:08 Flayon: red flag is keeping difficult thoughts to yourself; green flag is listening and being accepting
44:21 Flayon wants you to trust his love
44:30 *Second round of voting (Bettel has lowest standards, Flayon has the highest)*
45:39 Axel's life advice for Flayon (touching tempus bro moments?)
46:44 *Q5: draw a gift you'd give your SO on the fifth date*
48:22 Bettel's gift (an explosive and a basket of puppies)
51:06 Axel's gift: cuddles and a dogboy admission
52:43 Altare's gift: a key so you can leave the basement :3
54:01 Flayon's gift: a machiroon (aka plushie of your choice, this was shockingly less possessive than I expected!)
55:02 Shinri's gift: A COOL PRETTY ROCK OMG (he has my vote idk)
56:45 *Third round of voting: Flayon W*
57:39 What Axel COULD have drawn (Shinri: "wait, you wait until the fifth?!?")
58:43 *Q6: would you still love your date if they were a worm?*
59:02 Shinri
59:19 Bettel (Hakka approved)
1:00:06 Altare
1:00:40 Axel
1:02:11 Flayon
1:03:07 *Q7: your best pickup line*
1:03:12 Shinri
1:03:55 Bettel
1:04:29 Altare
1:05:20 Axel (an actual decent strategy plus he wants to see you blush)
1:06:23 Flayon (needy Machi overdose)
1:07:33 Hakka's pickup line
1:08:19 *Q8: on shower hygiene habits*
1:08:38 Shinri: no
1:09:31 Bettel: it all goes to the same place soooo
1:09:59 Altare: no, he is not earth-friendly
1:11:05 Axel: doesn't care but you better aim
1:12:36 Flayon: no, you need to be better for him
1:13:06 *Q9: comforting your SO after a hard day at work*
1:13:23 AXEL NO
1:13:32 Axel yes?? (an actual wholesome answer)
1:16:12 Bettel (he's uh, got a GREAT relationship with his dad, promise)
1:17:08 Shinri: would order you your favourite food as soon as he knows
1:17:46 Altare would spend time with you and make it personal (and there's definitely nothing else going on here :3 )
1:18:33 Flayon but withOUT traumadumping
1:19:03 *Fourth round of voting: Shinri voted most thoughtful*
1:19:49 *Q10: a tricky dilemma on an airplane*
1:20:28 Flayon
1:20:46 Bettel
1:22:02 Shinri
1:22:44 Altare
1:23:28 Axel (the GILGAMESH of this question)
1:25:18 *Final round of voting: SHINRI SWEEEEEEEP* (but Shinri ofc tries to sacrifice his win for Axel)
1:26:29 Why Bettel wouldn't date Hakka
1:27:09 SMILE FOR THE SCREENSHOT
YEAAAH WOOOO YEAH! THANKS FOR THE TIMESTAMPS DANDE!! YEAAAH WOOOO YEAH!
WOOOOO TY SO MUCH FOR THE TIMESTAMPS DANDE!
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THANK YOU FOR THE TIMESTAMPS!!
Shinri's "what im looking for" is what im looking for...if you find twins let me know bro.
"The Light inside is Broken, but I still work" This is my new life Motto
Shinri is bf material ngl
Husband material with the comfort dinner ready
he's so hot 😭😭
Shinri is in top form today! I was laughing SO hard at his jokes. 1:10:54 This joke especially caught me so off guard and I laughed so hard
This stream was hilarious. Shinri well deserved rizz king!!
Shinrizz sweeping the competition, but Axel was also a close match
I'm so used of seeing Tempus with negative rizz that this stream was truly an experience, I love how it started jokingly but then they were just more honest, made me apretiate the Tempus boys a lot more
And then there's Hakka with a scat question at the end
(I wonder if someone would answer "Adult Diapers" on that one)
This was such a good stream and concept. Huge props to Hakka
Also Axel really showed his natural rizz here, he's too powerful and needs to be stopped
i like how the two fan favorites (shinri and axel) got there by just being real
STATS (spoilers!):
king of the dates: shinri
best present: flayon
lowest standards: bettel
highest standards: flayon
most thoughtful: shinri
most husband-able: shinri
The Shinri sweep is REAL. But honestly, I had no doubts.
Altare is a walking red flag, too bad red is my favorite color
Enjoyed the show Tempiss- i mean TEMPRIZZ! Even if most are psychos
Congrats to Shinrizz! Axel and Flayon giving based answers (except their every last sentences). Altare and Bettel tho 🚩🚩
14:20 ASDGDJGLKL (hakka's woa tho, my same reaction lol)
17:23 LMAO hakka's dog and axel delayed reaction
1:04:45 this pick up line. THE FREAKIN DESCRIPTION LMAO
You're seriously such a good host!
Thanks for showing us all these 5 red flags to avoid.
Most cursed Tempus collab yet, it's great.
hakkkaaaa you did great! you nailed the host role, well done :>
INSANE absolutely insane!!! you really knocked it out of the park, also you did an amazing job as host!! 10/10 and the assets were *chef’s kiss* thank you so much Hakka!! we’re so freaking proud of you and the hard work you put in this!! 💟
axel really said where's my hug for the gift
Congrats on this stream! It's prolly the most organized tempus 6-man collabs that i've experienced. It's a tough job but you pulled it off Hakka! Thoroughly enjoyed this.
23:45 he just like me fr fr
It started off funny and goofy but then it just became Real Talk 💯💯 appreciate the new experience!
OMG THANK YOU HAKKA I HOPE NEXT TIME WE CAN HEAR ALL YOUR ANSWERS BUT AMAZING STREAM
"I like to play with my food" cryingg
This dating show was just as concerning as it was incredible!! The contestants really gave it their all AND THE HOST my god that guy killed it!!! I seriously loved the whole production value and i laughed so much 👏💜
they all had unspoken rizz fr..
TempRIZZ was so much fun! Congrats to Shinri for winning the Tempura's heart!
Thank you for the stream!
Thank you for the super fun stream!! The effort put into it was so cool, all the graphics and the sound effects made it really nice! OTSU HAKKA BEST MC IN ALL OF XENOKUNI! Congratulations to Shinrizz! 🥳💟
Hakka did an amazing job hosting :> Had so much fun even from just watching the vod
This VOD is a treasure
Amazing show Hakka!! Lots of interesting questions and responses from the fellas of guild tempus :3
I MISSED THW STREAMM NOOOOOO
Happy tempus week, I loved the VOD
This was so fun lol, thank you so much Hakka and the boys for the hardwork and great stream!! Tempus week has been absolutely wonderful so far 💙🧡❤️💖💜💛
The stream was so funny and well prepared! Hakka is such an amazing and quick witted host. And the other boys did a great job answering the questions on the spot. Thanks for the fun time!!
This stream was sooooo fun to watch! Thank you so much! Hakka really prepared for this! You're really a good host Hakka! It was sooo entertaining from start to end!
Shinri wins for being the best dad
HAPPY TEMPUS WEEK! Thank you for the fun stream! I hope you know that you are such an amazing host, Hakka! I can tell that you really prepared a lot for this and you did great! Looking forward for more mind-blowing content!
Thanks for the amazing quiz show Hakka!! OtsuTEMPUS!!
Thanks for the very fun stream!!
You were a spectacular host, Hakka! And your contestants were all very interesting (and suspicious) xD
Thank you for the stream! LESZZGOOO TEMPUS WEEK
Thank you for such a funny stream! OTSU~💙🧡💖❤️💟💛
this match making game should be a regular show
Late comment coz I passed out right after the stream and animation episodes but SUPER FUN STREAM HAKKA!!! I learned so much of the boys LMFAO AND!!! Can I say that the stream layout, flow, and assets are EPIC?! HAKKA COOKED ONCE AGAIN Y'ALL
Happy Tempus week thx Hakka !! U good at hosting so fun
i need a palette cleanser after the armis one so here i am watching this
Vod gang where are you all at
OTSU✨ Thank you for the fun stream
you were made to host!! this was amazing thank you ❤
Fucking awesome stream boyo.
I was just going back on a few moments of the stream and seriously wow the production value of this whole stream was amazing...like all the assets you got added to the whole experience and I honestly honestly love how good you are at bouncing off the other boys. If you told me one of your past jobs was being a real gameshow host I would believe you
Seriously thanks for the hard work for this stream and congrats to Shinri!!! The other boys did amazing too
55:15 finally a fellow bismuth enjoyer! Glad to find a comrade in these parts!
Thank you for an awesome Quiz How. Take care, as always. 🙂
Bro I love every side comments and bars by hakka
You did such a great job hosting this Hakka! Super impressed!
Not surprised Shinri won. Dinner already ordered when you get home, cozy date watching horror movies together AND a shiny rock?? Leave some ladies for the rest of the boys dude.
Thanks for the stream birbo, even if I was in class, what I saw was the most non sense and funny thing I saw this week (And saying that in the Holotempus week is saying too much XD)
Hope everyone had even more fun that I was able to imagine
i missed out on this stream when it first broadcasted so i decided to catch up on it after watching the armis one. i will say. . every single one of them are unhinged as hell (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
20:58 AHAHAHAH
Ohmygosh that was wild
YEAHWOOYEAH
OtsuTempRIZZ
Amazing hosting by Banzoin Hakka, as expected! The way he went through and reacted to the boys' answers were the best part of the stream. 👏👏👏
Meanwhile, Shinri was so ready to mingle! Congrats, owner of the ultimate TEMPrizz, Josuiji Shinri!
Bismuth ✨🥵 💦
Bookmark: 1:03:04
personal timestamps:
23:50 possessive🪫ideal date
28:09 🪫's reason for liking theatre dates, 🏹sweating, 🪫exhibitionist 📸
31:45 what 🪫brings in a relationship, he checked the contract LMAOO
54:33 🪫not a softie 📸
1:06:29 🪫W pick up line
Axel drawing looks toooooo much like zeta Without boing boing
mama warned me about n
Boyz like them, i was hoping she was right.
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Thank you so much for the stream!! I laughed too much
Hakka la vista ~
bettel and axel are clearly not interested in any of these the whole week
whatever that venting section was, it wasn't part of any of this
obviously it's not entertaining and it's a form of quiet quitting
tempus will have 2 more going indie and left with just the people who have no better choice
just sad. hakka had potential
unnecessary but ok
so, genuine question, where'd you get that from?
Great job with the stream hakka. It was really enjoyable to watch, you were a fun host and you cooked us up an amazing meal
thank you so much for the stream!! we learned a lot today, maybe a little too much even
Thank you very much for the stream. It was fun.
Thank you for the very fun stream!!! also ShinRizz.
I watched this after watching the ARMIS edition and Shinri really deserved this win but I would've given pity points to Bettel Bettel my wife, a red flag but a wife nonetheless.
tysm for the stream!!! i had a fun time
Conclusions:
1. Shinrizz is bf material
2. Altare and Bettel .. 🚩🫢 (still love them though)
3. Axel and Flayon, based.
OTSUTEMPUS! You guys did amazing!