You realize lots of other countries have gun ownership for self defense? Costa Rica allows every family to have 2 guns with the choice of pistol, assault rifle or high caliber rifle. Switzerland has a huge American style gun culture and self defense laws. The US is not the only country with rifles/pistols and self defense laws
He got shot in tha back having a gun wouldn’t have helped, he needed body guards. I’m surprised he was alone. Geez insurance agencies. My mom got f’d from them when she had cancer. And it was a “good” company.
The AI system that the CEO installed to deny medical procedures that are expensive was behind this. Even the learning computer saw this guy had to go. Merry Christmas
"Unfortunately I don't think this is the last time we are going to see something like this.....................Omaha Steaks, order the best steaks!" 😂🤣
Brian Thompson stopped a few projectiles from becoming liter on the street, the assassin used an E bike. This is all progress for the green initiative in my book.
I was getting my car towed from the side of the interstate, I asked the driver when we got on the road does it ever scare you working on the side of the interstate, he said "I would die doing what I love"
We paused our acquisitions and mergers because we wish them all well... if anyone knows the gentleman who did the check up on the CEOs vitals let him know we wish him well... 🎉😂🎉😂🎉
Such a beautiful take. My only and most sincere hope is that, when the day finally comes, my wife can somehow convince Tim to eulogize me. He truly has a gift.
They say that but I don’t think the cops themselves are looking all that hard. Watch videos of them “searching” the park. Kids look harder during Easter egg hunts.
No they always do their best to put someone in prison Unfortunately they never stop actual crime so the victim always dies. But hey we locked a guy up for life.🎉
2:36 “Sick people are very selfish. I have chemo, im losing my hair, bla bla bla it’s all about me” 😂😂 this had me dying. A war between sick people and insurance companies… perfectly put together pig.
I just wasted 90+ minutes yesterday trying to establish a GP appointment. The first SIX places were “not taking new patients at this time” and I’ve ended up at some ghetto hospital despite my six-figure job and paying over $1,000 per month towards insurance I never use.
Obligatory - we wish them well Obligatory- life in the big city Obligatory - it’s a knife fight out there Obligatory- just a reminder Tim needs his own gta radio station
When he says “these piggies will never leave the trough”. I burst out laughing. Tim’s dramatic reading of articles and translations of what is being said, are always just so good!!
“The kids are throwing snowballs. PEOPLE ARE THROWING BULLETS!” Tim’s excellent voice range, his passion, the plot line, the wholesome nature of it all. This is definitely a new Christmas classic! Warms my heart.♥️
Politicians should be tracked 24/7. They should not be allowed any personal devices while being paid by our taxes. Every communication should be uploaded live to the internet for transparency. I mean, they are using the fbi to track your movements using cookies from your apps.
On behalf of everyone, allow me to say that if you're going to do something ambitious and laudable, like running a 5k, kindly keep it to yourself, for Christ.
"Blah blah blah... Chemo Chemo Chemo, I've got no hair" My God brother, Now that's pushing the envelope! F'kin had my sides split from laughing so much Tim!! Great show, enjoyed every minute mate, 💯👌👏👏
3 biggest tobacco companies bought the 3 biggest food companies in the 1990’s because it became illegal to advertise to kids…largest transfer or corporate money in US history
The 10k to snitch is the most embarrassing part. Everyone was like “we not turning in this hero for less than 100k” LOL We admire dude for doing his thing, but for the right coin, we’ll turn his ass in.
I don't condone murder, but I also don't condone the Insurance and Healthcare industries getting rich by extorting people. The cost of Healthcare in this country is extortion, plain and simple.
Tim, this is the first time I listened to you...and you are genius and brilliantly hilarious!!! Thank you for the belly laughs and how funny and absurd evil can be
They wont. TH-cam has strict guidelines you have to follow to keep the ad revenue, sponsorship money, etc. Part of that is the embargo on videos. 1 video a week. Basically he wants to keep making bank so he won’t poke the bear. Even when they sensor him, he will keep toeing the line just to make a buck….or hundreds of thousands…typical capitalist.
An American Christmas Story. It shouldn't be funny, but he just does it, can't help it, he makes me laugh. It's Christmas in NY. A song for the holidays. Tim Dillon, you're the best. Truly.
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It’s an American story…in America the grinch doesn’t have a change of heart, he gets shot - Tim Dillon
You realize lots of other countries have gun ownership for self defense? Costa Rica allows every family to have 2 guns with the choice of pistol, assault rifle or high caliber rifle. Switzerland has a huge American style gun culture and self defense laws. The US is not the only country with rifles/pistols and self defense laws
@@NicEeEe843 You are the 1st one calling this self defense
@@NicEeEe843 what's your point 👉
He got shot in tha back having a gun wouldn’t have helped, he needed body guards. I’m surprised he was alone. Geez insurance agencies. My mom got f’d from them when she had cancer. And it was a “good” company.
We wish him well...
Shooting people at 6 a.m. "I wouldn't have done it, I don't get up early." 🤣🤣😂😂
Lmao Tim a Savage
Checked this comment right before he said it lol
Gay. I do get up early.
Maybe he was just up late?
No i aint never gotten shot outaidre of a alc shpt mu sheveled pf the blackness of the night and sayni am anothing thank u all
Tim turning an assassination into a Xmas special bit is too on brand lol
I wish they changed the background from autumnal fall to a cold street light at night with snow
@@MusicalchoresGood idea!
The MUSIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reflection from that movie appearance
Tim defending healthy eating while looking like he does is wild😂 YOU are Uncructables demographic
“In America, the Grinch doesn’t have a change of heart. He gets shot outside of a Hilton in Manhattan”
true american story
5:13
Seen it once, seen it a million times 🇺🇸
My dad listened to Rush Limbaugh, now I listen to Tim Dillon. Some things never change.
Tards of a feather
this episode is very rushy lolz
Rush died so Dillon could thrive.
they are not the same 😵💫
Exactly
Soon as I saw the news story about the ceo I knew Tim Dillon was bout to go crazy 😂
Why?
And dumbly
@@daviddaspitdestamand6694 huh?
Why doesn’t anyone make sense here?
This shooting is Joker behavior and Tim knows all about that
@@truthfirst9488Why? Cause he's Tim Dillon.. this is what he does... You new here?
Life in the big city-getting assassinated
😂
❤❤LIFE IN THE BIG CITY❤❤
What is Sex in the City then?
It's a real knife fight out there
Comment of the year😂
The non-copyrighted Christmas music swelling right as he pulls out the gun puts me right into the holiday spirit
I noticed that 😅😅
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🙊🙈🙉🎄
This guy's a riot😂
The AI system that the CEO installed to deny medical procedures that are expensive was behind this. Even the learning computer saw this guy had to go. Merry Christmas
@@lifeisgoodskt Eagle Eye with Shia
"Unfortunately I don't think this is the last time we are going to see something like this.....................Omaha Steaks, order the best steaks!" 😂🤣
its a real knife fight out there, but Tims showing up with the big-time revenue vendors for the holiday season.... he's an American hero!
Unfortunately....?
Brian Thompson stopped a few projectiles from becoming liter on the street, the assassin used an E bike. This is all progress for the green initiative in my book.
Tim Dillon is the only one who can say Brian Thompson died doing what he loved. Awesome
I was getting my car towed from the side of the interstate, I asked the driver when we got on the road does it ever scare you working on the side of the interstate, he said "I would die doing what I love"
“People are ice skating in central parrkkkk🎵🎶people getting shot point blank in the darrrrrkk🎵🎵” Tim Dillion is truly a lyrical genius
Slow down Turbo.
It wasn't the dark though
it was dark in his head..
@@ChrisWebster-1812it kinda was. It starts getting light at like 5:30
it's a vibe
Tim is getting a natural RFK rattle to his voice. It's a beautiful sight.
A natural warble, even. Like a songbird.
Lmao
Voice box comimg soon.
Stop it I cannot unhear it 😂😂😂
ItS pOiSoN
I used to fall asleep to calming binaural beats. Now I fall asleep to Tim Dillon ranting.
Tomato, tomato
Yeah same and my wife thinks I’m insane for it. I will never stop
Nothing smells more like Christmas in america than the smell of Starbucks mixed with silenced gun smoke 😂😂
The fake business world is getting intense
It’s a real knife fight out there
⛳️ 🏌️♂️
We paused our acquisitions and mergers because we wish them all well... if anyone knows the gentleman who did the check up on the CEOs vitals let him know we wish him well... 🎉😂🎉😂🎉
Fake business and real business and never the two should meet. This is what happens I guess.
It's a knife out here
Such a beautiful take. My only and most sincere hope is that, when the day finally comes, my wife can somehow convince Tim to eulogize me. He truly has a gift.
Well he's gay so not sure how she could
This is Tim Dillon accepting the offer to become the United Healthcare ceo
Killer is handsome, it's a hallmark Christmas film,wonder who the single mom waiting for him is😂
😅🤣
And as a result of being white and handsome, he's lost about half the support he had....
That's obtuse!
Crazy how the police departments "will not rest until they catch the suspect" but if it was one of us theyd maybe spend an hour investigating
It's bullshit anyway, none of their leads have panned out. That guy's out of the country by now.
They say that but I don’t think the cops themselves are looking all that hard. Watch videos of them “searching” the park. Kids look harder during Easter egg hunts.
No they always do their best to put someone in prison
Unfortunately they never stop actual crime so the victim always dies. But hey we locked a guy up for life.🎉
When Tim breaks out into song, my heart overflows with emotions
ME TOO
Live for those moments.
Kwanzaa spirit 😊😊
Get that on Spotify now 😂😂😂😂😂
The song was such an unexpected 🎁 gift. My heart is full.
2:36 “Sick people are very selfish. I have chemo, im losing my hair, bla bla bla it’s all about me” 😂😂 this had me dying. A war between sick people and insurance companies… perfectly put together pig.
"Even if we're not lucky we're lucky" - tim dillon legendary philosopher
Tim Dillon is a national treasure.
Is Starbucks going to pay the shooter for all the free advertising?
In a perfect world
It’s a real knife fight out here 😂
It’s a real knife fight in the big city
Hahaha love this comment
Truly
We wish you well LiamM
Brought a gun to a knife fight
Wish United Healthcare CEOs well
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Thoughts and prayers.
⛳️ 🏌️♂️
*welts
Your emergency doctor appointment is set for 6 months from now.
Merry Christmas.
From our acquisitions and merger team to all of NY... we wish you all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
That happened to, MY mom, yesterday 😢
Culprits...
The Doctor is, in despose, until May.
Happy Holidays 🎉
Welcome to Canada!
@@judaprophet21519any emergency? Go to the ER. If the one you went to sucks go to another one
I just wasted 90+ minutes yesterday trying to establish a GP appointment. The first SIX places were “not taking new patients at this time” and I’ve ended up at some ghetto hospital despite my six-figure job and paying over $1,000 per month towards insurance I never use.
Can someone give this man a Grammy? That musical performance was top notch.
a far better musical than Joker 2
I think this could be his best ep in the last 2yrs
I'm 10min in and I'm dying already 😂
Obligatory - we wish them well
Obligatory- life in the big city
Obligatory - it’s a knife fight out there
Obligatory- just a reminder Tim needs his own gta radio station
I use all of these phrases regularly. Kill me
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well...🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
Forgot “TD for press secretary “
Tim and the divorced dad card game bro.
⛳🏌️♂️
I'm against random act of violence but it's the holidays tim
Aww you got me in a festive mood
it is the most wonderfull time of the year, after all
Classic Timmy !!
Where’s my comment ?
Where my comment ?
When he said “have you ever gotten shot in the head in NYC during the holidays” I LOST IT
This is the most festive I've felt in years, thanks Tim.
Everyone's insurance just went up to pay for 24/7 security for the all the executives.
I wonder if he had the Starbucks barista write Ima Sassin on his latte?
I Like it!❤❤
Sassy for short. LOL omg
When the comment section doesn't disappoint 🥂
Mr Heith Care Keller
Imán Sassyn 💁♂️
Put it on a T-shirt, "These pigs will never leave the trough"......😂
When he says “these piggies will never leave the trough”. I burst out laughing. Tim’s dramatic reading of articles and translations of what is being said, are always just so good!!
Literally me a second ago 😂😂
@ 😂. Control yourself
11:19 "random acts of violence" Tim this is possibly the least random act of violence I've ever heard of
Hence why he said he has a problem with random acts of violence.
So edgy
Tim’s point obviously flew over your head lol
@@blindthrall you guys don't listen lol
31:43 Tim sparing The Rizzler is adorable.
Mad respect. 😂
Tim’s in full machiavelli mode
The porch era is back
PsyOp
Timiavelli
“The kids are throwing snowballs. PEOPLE ARE THROWING BULLETS!” Tim’s excellent voice range, his passion, the plot line, the wholesome nature of it all. This is definitely a new Christmas classic! Warms my heart.♥️
If I don’t see you dressed up as unhinged Santa for a Christmas episode this year I’m gonna lose it
Tim Dillon is an American Legend. Hollywood needs Tim desperately.
Politicians should be tracked 24/7.
They should not be allowed any personal devices while being paid by our taxes. Every communication should be uploaded live to the internet for transparency. I mean, they are using the fbi to track your movements using cookies from your apps.
Getting ready to run a 5k, Tim Dillon is singing about an assassination, this Saturday is quickly becoming great.
Good luck with running those 5 Kocks
Hope you set a PR!!
On behalf of everyone, allow me to say that if you're going to do something ambitious and laudable, like running a 5k, kindly keep it to yourself, for Christ.
good luck man
I only run 3ks
It's episode 420 and it's CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK!
First thought when I saw the assassination clip was
“Life In the big city”
Without 2nd rights
Isn't is an adventure, it's thrilling
Me too 😂
"Its a real knife fight out there"
@@dont_listen_to_this_GR49505 Naw that's London. Americans have advanced beyond the bronze aga.
"Blah blah blah... Chemo Chemo Chemo, I've got no hair" My God brother, Now that's pushing the envelope!
F'kin had my sides split from laughing so much Tim!!
Great show, enjoyed every minute mate, 💯👌👏👏
I love how everything the cops & press say about the shooter basically just skirts around “We have no idea”
There are known unknowns like they don't know who he is but they know he left.
the story smells a bit like alphabet assisted
It's like gta, he lost his wanted level so now he's free to go.
@@straight_outta_jailwhat is the motive?
@@traviscutler9912 rule of thumb: fog of war don´t clear before 3 weeks
“i wouldnt have done it, i dont get up early”
😂😂😂😂😂
7:59 The much-too-loud-uncopyrighted festive christmas music really enhances the festivity I must say.
Is it just me or is the guy in the mask vs the smiling guy completely different people in different clothes???
Yeah i think it's a different jacket.
And the shooter had older man eyes
Come off it! Anyone will do!😳
Fauci should be terrified
3 biggest tobacco companies bought the 3 biggest food companies in the 1990’s because it became illegal to advertise to kids…largest transfer or corporate money in US history
And then they went to work making "food" addictive. 👿
And have additives in the food which are just as bad as that found in the tobacco. Look up food coloring, which is made of petroleum.
Apparently they purchased nabisco, Kraft, and General foods. Phillip morris and RJ Reynolds
Ah interesting
@@stephengrunden4830omg
Once i saw what happened i just couldn’t wait for the Tim Dillon show. Truly an American Christmas miracle
The assassin saw Joker 2 and decided he needed to send a message. Message sent, the world approves :)
Everyone’s reaction is pretty much just 🤷♂️ and that makes me laugh
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
The 10k to snitch is the most embarrassing part. Everyone was like “we not turning in this hero for less than 100k” LOL We admire dude for doing his thing, but for the right coin, we’ll turn his ass in.
My husband and I started watching Sopranos because of you. We're on the first season. It's juicy. So juicy.
I stopped reading to my son at night because I can just play these stories for him. Thanks Tim!
It's never too early to teach the value of parasocial relationships over the rat race of friendship and family!
Two shots of espresso, one in the back and one in the leg
😅😅😅
can’t wait for a nuanced take on the news!
I don't condone murder, but I also don't condone the Insurance and Healthcare industries getting rich by extorting people. The cost of Healthcare in this country is extortion, plain and simple.
american health care knows scams, they have the best scams
What an amazing perspective Tim has on the UHC CEO dying doing what he loves, a soldier in the war of healthcare
Tim Dillon single-handedly changed my mind about this Christmas season event! 😂
Imagine CEO notches on gunslinger belts being the new thing for 2027..
I can't endorse it, but there are worse ideas
Also cannot endorse this, but 2027 seems like a lack of sense of urgency and hustle.
Hypothetically why wair until 2027
silenced iron on his hip
Dec 6 will be known as CEO day, we wish em well, go schedule a meeting with your CEO today 😁
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
Tim singing a christmas tune to the assassination was not what I expected; looking back, I have no idea why I didn't.
Soon as I saw the news story I was waiting for this show
HAPPY RAMADAN TIM DILLON
" Chemo chemo chemo, I have no hair " Tim Dillon lol 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Need this for a ringtone.
Who's ready for some high intellectual comedy? Yes or yes ?
😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh
You are 4 year late
You are not even an intellectual...
If that’s what you tell urself while listening to this 😂
Episode 420 how fitting for a wonderful week of Dillionesque stories.
Hitler's birthday?
Life in the big city.
@@FRM101Don't forget Columbine!
Tim Dillion is my news. With that being said these need to be a little longer. Thanks I wish you well.
Tim, this is the first time I listened to you...and you are genius and brilliantly hilarious!!! Thank you for the belly laughs and how funny and absurd evil can be
Welcome 🇬🇧🇮🇪
“It’s Christmas in New York. Men in hoodies are shooting their enemies.” 😭 Tim,Please don’t make me laugh.
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
Apparently its a gun fight and not a knife fight out there folks.
Tim can you drop this early I don’t wanna wait 17 hours
They wont. TH-cam has strict guidelines you have to follow to keep the ad revenue, sponsorship money, etc. Part of that is the embargo on videos. 1 video a week. Basically he wants to keep making bank so he won’t poke the bear. Even when they sensor him, he will keep toeing the line just to make a buck….or hundreds of thousands…typical capitalist.
Incel 😈 you wait
You're not important enough.
One sleep to go…
We wish you well
Amazing....even Tim Dillon cannot make white framed sunglasses look cool.
The song starting at 9:00 was actually crazy LMFAO 😭😭😭😭
Tim needs to make a christmas album.❤
Hunter is mad he got cut from Joker 2 and decided to begin his dark knight arc
No one cared who I was until I smoked the crack
This is the episode that gets you a Tony Award Tim😂😂
For sure !
Christmas in New York, straight to No.1 on the billboard for Christmas Songs of 2024.
It's so cool the way that you perch above those beautiful trees like a bald eagle wearing an Evel Knievel jacket.
10:19 - Tim’s cut musical number from Joker 2
Tim is actually a good singer. He should produce and star in a musical comedy about life in the big city.
Or, he could cameo in a musical with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga
🎉 United Healthcare: The Musical. 🎉
xmas edition
U r bad...no presents for u 😮
“Sick people are very selfish… blah blah blah blah, chemo chemo chemo, I have no hair”
We need a NYC Christmas version of the “America to me is ____” by Tim.
"Visit us, before you shoot into the day - Starbucks"
Shout out to Snuffaluffaguss behind the coffee mug. You're the real showstopper!
That's not Princess Die?
Whats in the mug? Hopefully its the same starbucks that made that man smile so big.
I thought you were talking about TIM
It's your imagination.
11:55 this is literally majestic. I am a child once again
My heart is full
Tim just brought back the childhood Christmas magic.
9:50 the kids are throwing snowballs people are throwing BULLETS!
An American Christmas Story. It shouldn't be funny, but he just does it, can't help it, he makes me laugh. It's Christmas in NY. A song for the holidays. Tim Dillon, you're the best. Truly.
Tim’s new Christmas song is an instant classic!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s a great Starbucks commercial. 😂
I love Tim's interest and insight on obesity, restaurants and the food industry. He has real life experience being a plus sized guy.
Tim Dillion is my core workout. Nobody makes me laugh like this guy. National treasure omg
Happy 420!