You realize lots of other countries have gun ownership for self defense? Costa Rica allows every family to have 2 guns with the choice of pistol, assault rifle or high caliber rifle. Switzerland has a huge American style gun culture and self defense laws. The US is not the only country with rifles/pistols and self defense laws
He got shot in tha back having a gun wouldn’t have helped, he needed body guards. I’m surprised he was alone. Geez insurance agencies. My mom got f’d from them when she had cancer. And it was a “good” company.
I was getting my car towed from the side of the interstate, I asked the driver when we got on the road does it ever scare you working on the side of the interstate, he said "I would die doing what I love"
"Unfortunately I don't think this is the last time we are going to see something like this.....................Omaha Steaks, order the best steaks!" 😂🤣
The AI system that the CEO installed to deny medical procedures that are expensive was behind this. Even the learning computer saw this guy had to go. Merry Christmas
Such a beautiful take. My only and most sincere hope is that, when the day finally comes, my wife can somehow convince Tim to eulogize me. He truly has a gift.
Brian Thompson stopped a few projectiles from becoming liter on the street, the assassin used an E bike. This is all progress for the green initiative in my book.
We paused our acquisitions and mergers because we wish them all well... if anyone knows the gentleman who did the check up on the CEOs vitals let him know we wish him well... 🎉😂🎉😂🎉
2:36 “Sick people are very selfish. I have chemo, im losing my hair, bla bla bla it’s all about me” 😂😂 this had me dying. A war between sick people and insurance companies… perfectly put together pig.
I just wasted 90+ minutes yesterday trying to establish a GP appointment. The first SIX places were “not taking new patients at this time” and I’ve ended up at some ghetto hospital despite my six-figure job and paying over $1,000 per month towards insurance I never use.
They say that but I don’t think the cops themselves are looking all that hard. Watch videos of them “searching” the park. Kids look harder during Easter egg hunts.
No they always do their best to put someone in prison Unfortunately they never stop actual crime so the victim always dies. But hey we locked a guy up for life.🎉
Obligatory - we wish them well Obligatory- life in the big city Obligatory - it’s a knife fight out there Obligatory- just a reminder Tim needs his own gta radio station
When he says “these piggies will never leave the trough”. I burst out laughing. Tim’s dramatic reading of articles and translations of what is being said, are always just so good!!
“The kids are throwing snowballs. PEOPLE ARE THROWING BULLETS!” Tim’s excellent voice range, his passion, the plot line, the wholesome nature of it all. This is definitely a new Christmas classic! Warms my heart.♥️
On behalf of everyone, allow me to say that if you're going to do something ambitious and laudable, like running a 5k, kindly keep it to yourself, for Christ.
Politicians should be tracked 24/7. They should not be allowed any personal devices while being paid by our taxes. Every communication should be uploaded live to the internet for transparency. I mean, they are using the fbi to track your movements using cookies from your apps.
The 10k to snitch is the most embarrassing part. Everyone was like “we not turning in this hero for less than 100k” LOL We admire dude for doing his thing, but for the right coin, we’ll turn his ass in.
"Blah blah blah... Chemo Chemo Chemo, I've got no hair" My God brother, Now that's pushing the envelope! F'kin had my sides split from laughing so much Tim!! Great show, enjoyed every minute mate, 💯👌👏👏
I don't condone murder, but I also don't condone the Insurance and Healthcare industries getting rich by extorting people. The cost of Healthcare in this country is extortion, plain and simple.
3 biggest tobacco companies bought the 3 biggest food companies in the 1990’s because it became illegal to advertise to kids…largest transfer or corporate money in US history
Tim, this is the first time I listened to you...and you are genius and brilliantly hilarious!!! Thank you for the belly laughs and how funny and absurd evil can be
An American Christmas Story. It shouldn't be funny, but he just does it, can't help it, he makes me laugh. It's Christmas in NY. A song for the holidays. Tim Dillon, you're the best. Truly.
It’s an American story…in America the grinch doesn’t have a change of heart, he gets shot - Tim Dillon
You realize lots of other countries have gun ownership for self defense? Costa Rica allows every family to have 2 guns with the choice of pistol, assault rifle or high caliber rifle. Switzerland has a huge American style gun culture and self defense laws. The US is not the only country with rifles/pistols and self defense laws
@@NicEeEe843 You are the 1st one calling this self defense
@@NicEeEe843 what's your point 👉
He got shot in tha back having a gun wouldn’t have helped, he needed body guards. I’m surprised he was alone. Geez insurance agencies. My mom got f’d from them when she had cancer. And it was a “good” company.
We wish him well...
Soon as I saw the news story about the ceo I knew Tim Dillon was bout to go crazy 😂
Why?
And dumbly
@@daviddaspitdestamand6694 huh?
Why doesn’t anyone make sense here?
This shooting is Joker behavior and Tim knows all about that
@@truthfirst9488Why? Cause he's Tim Dillon.. this is what he does... You new here?
Shooting people at 6 a.m. "I wouldn't have done it, I don't get up early." 🤣🤣😂😂
Lmao Tim a Savage
Checked this comment right before he said it lol
Gay. I do get up early.
Maybe he was just up late?
No i aint never gotten shot outaidre of a alc shpt mu sheveled pf the blackness of the night and sayni am anothing thank u all
“In America, the Grinch doesn’t have a change of heart. He gets shot outside of a Hilton in Manhattan”
true american story
5:13
My dad listened to Rush Limbaugh, now I listen to Tim Dillon. Some things never change.
Tards of a feather
this episode is very rushy lolz
Rush died so Dillon could thrive.
they are not the same 😵💫
Tim turning an assassination into a Xmas special bit is too on brand lol
I wish they changed the background from autumnal fall to a cold street light at night with snow
@@MusicalchoresGood idea!
The MUSIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reflection from that movie appearance
Tim defending healthy eating while looking like he does is wild😂 YOU are Uncructables demographic
Life in the big city-getting assassinated
😂
❤❤LIFE IN THE BIG CITY❤❤
What is Sex in the City then?
It's a real knife fight out there
Comment of the year😂
Tim Dillon is the only one who can say Brian Thompson died doing what he loved. Awesome
I was getting my car towed from the side of the interstate, I asked the driver when we got on the road does it ever scare you working on the side of the interstate, he said "I would die doing what I love"
"Unfortunately I don't think this is the last time we are going to see something like this.....................Omaha Steaks, order the best steaks!" 😂🤣
its a real knife fight out there, but Tims showing up with the big-time revenue vendors for the holiday season.... he's an American hero!
Unfortunately....?
I used to fall asleep to calming binaural beats. Now I fall asleep to Tim Dillon ranting.
The non-copyrighted Christmas music swelling right as he pulls out the gun puts me right into the holiday spirit
I noticed that 😅😅
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🙊🙈🙉🎄
This guy's a riot😂
The AI system that the CEO installed to deny medical procedures that are expensive was behind this. Even the learning computer saw this guy had to go. Merry Christmas
@@lifeisgoodskt Eagle Eye with Shia
“People are ice skating in central parrkkkk🎵🎶people getting shot point blank in the darrrrrkk🎵🎵” Tim Dillion is truly a lyrical genius
Slow down Turbo.
It wasn't the dark though
it was dark in his head..
@@ChrisWebster-1812it kinda was. It starts getting light at like 5:30
it's a vibe
Such a beautiful take. My only and most sincere hope is that, when the day finally comes, my wife can somehow convince Tim to eulogize me. He truly has a gift.
Well he's gay so not sure how she could
Tim Dillon is a national treasure.
Brian Thompson stopped a few projectiles from becoming liter on the street, the assassin used an E bike. This is all progress for the green initiative in my book.
Tim is getting a natural RFK rattle to his voice. It's a beautiful sight.
A natural warble, even. Like a songbird.
Lmao
Voice box comimg soon.
Stop it I cannot unhear it 😂😂😂
ItS pOiSoN
The fake business world is getting intense
It’s a real knife fight out there
⛳️ 🏌️♂️
We paused our acquisitions and mergers because we wish them all well... if anyone knows the gentleman who did the check up on the CEOs vitals let him know we wish him well... 🎉😂🎉😂🎉
Fake business and real business and never the two should meet. This is what happens I guess.
It's a knife out here
This is Tim Dillon accepting the offer to become the United Healthcare ceo
Killer is handsome, it's a hallmark Christmas film,wonder who the single mom waiting for him is😂
😅🤣
And as a result of being white and handsome, he's lost about half the support he had....
That's obtuse!
Nothing smells more like Christmas in america than the smell of Starbucks mixed with silenced gun smoke 😂😂
2:36 “Sick people are very selfish. I have chemo, im losing my hair, bla bla bla it’s all about me” 😂😂 this had me dying. A war between sick people and insurance companies… perfectly put together pig.
When Tim breaks out into song, my heart overflows with emotions
ME TOO
Live for those moments.
Kwanzaa spirit 😊😊
Get that on Spotify now 😂😂😂😂😂
The song was such an unexpected 🎁 gift. My heart is full.
"Even if we're not lucky we're lucky" - tim dillon legendary philosopher
Can someone give this man a Grammy? That musical performance was top notch.
I think this could be his best ep in the last 2yrs
I'm 10min in and I'm dying already 😂
Your emergency doctor appointment is set for 6 months from now.
Merry Christmas.
From our acquisitions and merger team to all of NY... we wish you all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
That happened to, MY mom, yesterday 😢
Culprits...
The Doctor is, in despose, until May.
Happy Holidays 🎉
Welcome to Canada!
@@judaprophet21519any emergency? Go to the ER. If the one you went to sucks go to another one
I just wasted 90+ minutes yesterday trying to establish a GP appointment. The first SIX places were “not taking new patients at this time” and I’ve ended up at some ghetto hospital despite my six-figure job and paying over $1,000 per month towards insurance I never use.
It’s a real knife fight out here 😂
It’s a real knife fight in the big city
Hahaha love this comment
Truly
We wish you well LiamM
Brought a gun to a knife fight
When he said “have you ever gotten shot in the head in NYC during the holidays” I LOST IT
This is the most festive I've felt in years, thanks Tim.
Crazy how the police departments "will not rest until they catch the suspect" but if it was one of us theyd maybe spend an hour investigating
It's bullshit anyway, none of their leads have panned out. That guy's out of the country by now.
The suspects had their photos posted on their websites
They say that but I don’t think the cops themselves are looking all that hard. Watch videos of them “searching” the park. Kids look harder during Easter egg hunts.
No they always do their best to put someone in prison
Unfortunately they never stop actual crime so the victim always dies. But hey we locked a guy up for life.🎉
I'm against random act of violence but it's the holidays tim
Aww you got me in a festive mood
it is the most wonderfull time of the year, after all
Classic Timmy !!
Where’s my comment ?
Where my comment ?
Obligatory - we wish them well
Obligatory- life in the big city
Obligatory - it’s a knife fight out there
Obligatory- just a reminder Tim needs his own gta radio station
I use all of these phrases regularly. Kill me
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well...🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
Forgot “TD for press secretary “
Tim and the divorced dad card game bro.
⛳🏌️♂️
Put it on a T-shirt, "These pigs will never leave the trough"......😂
Is Starbucks going to pay the shooter for all the free advertising?
In a perfect world
31:43 Tim sparing The Rizzler is adorable.
Mad respect. 😂
When he says “these piggies will never leave the trough”. I burst out laughing. Tim’s dramatic reading of articles and translations of what is being said, are always just so good!!
Literally me a second ago 😂😂
@ 😂. Control yourself
Wish United Healthcare CEOs well
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Thoughts and prayers.
⛳️ 🏌️♂️
*welts
It's episode 420 and it's CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK!
11:19 "random acts of violence" Tim this is possibly the least random act of violence I've ever heard of
Hence why he said he has a problem with random acts of violence.
So edgy
Tim’s point obviously flew over your head lol
@@blindthrall you guys don't listen lol
Everyone's insurance just went up to pay for 24/7 security for the all the executives.
Tim’s in full machiavelli mode
The porch era is back
PsyOp
Timiavelli
“The kids are throwing snowballs. PEOPLE ARE THROWING BULLETS!” Tim’s excellent voice range, his passion, the plot line, the wholesome nature of it all. This is definitely a new Christmas classic! Warms my heart.♥️
Getting ready to run a 5k, Tim Dillon is singing about an assassination, this Saturday is quickly becoming great.
Good luck with running those 5 Kocks
Hope you set a PR!!
On behalf of everyone, allow me to say that if you're going to do something ambitious and laudable, like running a 5k, kindly keep it to yourself, for Christ.
good luck man
I only run 3ks
Politicians should be tracked 24/7.
They should not be allowed any personal devices while being paid by our taxes. Every communication should be uploaded live to the internet for transparency. I mean, they are using the fbi to track your movements using cookies from your apps.
“Sick people are very selfish… blah blah blah blah, chemo chemo chemo, I have no hair”
If I don’t see you dressed up as unhinged Santa for a Christmas episode this year I’m gonna lose it
I wonder if he had the Starbucks barista write Ima Sassin on his latte?
I Like it!❤❤
Sassy for short. LOL omg
When the comment section doesn't disappoint 🥂
Mr Heith Care Keller
Imán Sassyn 💁♂️
7:59 The much-too-loud-uncopyrighted festive christmas music really enhances the festivity I must say.
Is it just me or is the guy in the mask vs the smiling guy completely different people in different clothes???
Yeah i think it's a different jacket.
And the shooter had older man eyes
I stopped reading to my son at night because I can just play these stories for him. Thanks Tim!
It's never too early to teach the value of parasocial relationships over the rat race of friendship and family!
“i wouldnt have done it, i dont get up early”
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how everything the cops & press say about the shooter basically just skirts around “We have no idea”
There are known unknowns like they don't know who he is but they know he left.
the story smells a bit like alphabet assisted
It's like gta, he lost his wanted level so now he's free to go.
@@straight_outta_jailwhat is the motive?
@@traviscutler9912 rule of thumb: fog of war don´t clear before 3 weeks
Once i saw what happened i just couldn’t wait for the Tim Dillon show. Truly an American Christmas miracle
Tim Dillon is an American Legend. Hollywood needs Tim desperately.
First thought when I saw the assassination clip was
“Life In the big city”
Without 2nd rights
Isn't is an adventure, it's thrilling
Me too 😂
"Its a real knife fight out there"
@@dont_listen_to_this_GR49505 Naw that's London. Americans have advanced beyond the bronze aga.
can’t wait for a nuanced take on the news!
Tim singing a christmas tune to the assassination was not what I expected; looking back, I have no idea why I didn't.
Tim Dillon single-handedly changed my mind about this Christmas season event! 😂
Fauci should be terrified
Episode 420 how fitting for a wonderful week of Dillionesque stories.
Hitler's birthday?
Life in the big city.
@@FRM101Don't forget Columbine!
Two shots of espresso, one in the back and one in the leg
😅😅😅
The assassin saw Joker 2 and decided he needed to send a message. Message sent, the world approves :)
Everyone’s reaction is pretty much just 🤷♂️ and that makes me laugh
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
The 10k to snitch is the most embarrassing part. Everyone was like “we not turning in this hero for less than 100k” LOL We admire dude for doing his thing, but for the right coin, we’ll turn his ass in.
"Blah blah blah... Chemo Chemo Chemo, I've got no hair" My God brother, Now that's pushing the envelope!
F'kin had my sides split from laughing so much Tim!!
Great show, enjoyed every minute mate, 💯👌👏👏
Soon as I saw the news story I was waiting for this show
I don't condone murder, but I also don't condone the Insurance and Healthcare industries getting rich by extorting people. The cost of Healthcare in this country is extortion, plain and simple.
american health care knows scams, they have the best scams
3 biggest tobacco companies bought the 3 biggest food companies in the 1990’s because it became illegal to advertise to kids…largest transfer or corporate money in US history
And then they went to work making "food" addictive. 👿
And have additives in the food which are just as bad as that found in the tobacco. Look up food coloring, which is made of petroleum.
Apparently they purchased nabisco, Kraft, and General foods. Phillip morris and RJ Reynolds
Ah interesting
@@stephengrunden4830omg
Dec 6 will be known as CEO day, we wish em well, go schedule a meeting with your CEO today 😁
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
Amazing....even Tim Dillon cannot make white framed sunglasses look cool.
We need a NYC Christmas version of the “America to me is ____” by Tim.
Imagine CEO notches on gunslinger belts being the new thing for 2027..
I can't endorse it, but there are worse ideas
Also cannot endorse this, but 2027 seems like a lack of sense of urgency and hustle.
Hypothetically why wair until 2027
silenced iron on his hip
Apparently its a gun fight and not a knife fight out there folks.
" Chemo chemo chemo, I have no hair " Tim Dillon lol 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Need this for a ringtone.
Christmas in New York, straight to No.1 on the billboard for Christmas Songs of 2024.
HAPPY RAMADAN TIM DILLON
Tim is actually a good singer. He should produce and star in a musical comedy about life in the big city.
Or, he could cameo in a musical with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga
This is the episode that gets you a Tony Award Tim😂😂
For sure !
Tim needs to make a christmas album.❤
Soon it'll be like cyberpunk 2077 the CEOs of companies will have six or seven security robots lol Merry Christmas
Tim, this is the first time I listened to you...and you are genius and brilliantly hilarious!!! Thank you for the belly laughs and how funny and absurd evil can be
Welcome 🇬🇧🇮🇪
Who's ready for some high intellectual comedy? Yes or yes ?
😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh
You are 4 year late
You are not even an intellectual...
If that’s what you tell urself while listening to this 😂
Hunter is mad he got cut from Joker 2 and decided to begin his dark knight arc
No one cared who I was until I smoked the crack
Tim’s new Christmas song is an instant classic!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nothing more Christmas-coded than rewatching the Sopranos. And the lake episode, Tim you have great taste.
The timing of the song sort of ending just before the obligatory modulation...perfecto!¡!
"Visit us, before you shoot into the day - Starbucks"
“It’s Christmas in New York. Men in hoodies are shooting their enemies.” 😭 Tim,Please don’t make me laugh.
From our acquisitions and merger team to yours... we wish them all well... 🎄🎯🎄🎯🎄
An American Christmas Story. It shouldn't be funny, but he just does it, can't help it, he makes me laugh. It's Christmas in NY. A song for the holidays. Tim Dillon, you're the best. Truly.
The confidant stride he has before the assassin gets him is really chilling…
Tim Dillion is my news. With that being said these need to be a little longer. Thanks I wish you well.
🎉 United Healthcare: The Musical. 🎉
xmas edition
U r bad...no presents for u 😮
11:55 this is literally majestic. I am a child once again
My heart is full
Shout out to Snuffaluffaguss behind the coffee mug. You're the real showstopper!
That's not Princess Die?
Whats in the mug? Hopefully its the same starbucks that made that man smile so big.
I thought you were talking about TIM
It's your imagination.
Legit maybe the best episode I've heard in a while. Always great. This one exceptional
Tim just brought back the childhood Christmas magic.
As the rich continue to push the majority to the limit,, this will become a part of culture.
Shooter is a trailblazer? Perhaps
@@whiporwilllooms9075 he looked trendy lol
Let’s hope so✨Merry Christmas Every Day
No, they will crack down on US, and this will be the excuse.
Oh no... anyway
I bet Hunter wrote the pardon and signed it himself while high af lol
Tim is the Garrison Keillor of the 2020's. I watch this like I used to listen to Prarie Home Companion
Yes!!!
Damn haven’t heard that in a over 15 years lol
The east river is the new Lake Wobegon
Tim with the OmahaSteaks!!! DAAAANG!! Big time stuff!!
37:00 - Hunter Biden pardoned
10:19 - Tim’s cut musical number from Joker 2