One of the fermi paradox scenario is why aliens never seen on earth is because aliens are just too scared to us, witnessing human's most disgusting conventions like pineapple/pear on pizza as a topping, or even the diabolical watermelon pizza
@user-ig9mh5vg1m Of course I’m not scared a grape VINE will grow in my stomach. First of all, get ur plants right. Second, how dumb do u think I am. Also, seedless grapes aren’t widely available in my location.
The downside for grapes is that no matter what. You will never be satisfied with a single grape, or two grapes, or a thousand grapes, it leaves you wanting more. The downside is how good it is 💀💀
@@LucasaurusssWell, grapes do make you sleepy because of the small alcohol content, so technically, you could OD on alcohol Edit: upon further research I have determined that unfortunately, fresh grapes do not have alcohol content, as they have to ferment.
Im not even italian in the slightest and i was just like "who puts PEARS on pizza, you think that's okay, somewhere in Italy a newborn started crying and cursing you."
If you cannot handle the taste of watermelon, beacuse it's too JUICY for you, that's just personal weakness. And melons are good too, they got that GOATED TASTE
Melon* Watermelons aren't bad, but they're kinda mid Edit: I commented this a week ago and people are still saying "They are top tier and you are too weak" lol. I am here to request people just stop replying in general. Really, this is just my opinion.
Watermelons and “rock-fruit” are actually really good,you’ve probably just never had a sweet one cause you get them at a store like I used to. Trust me the moment you eat a good one you’ll change your mind. Some people just like the store bought flavor though
Hot take but I’m not really a huge fan of mangoes. It’s more of a texture thing, because of how chewy they are, but if you get over that, it’s pretty good
@@RedR0se3mary Melon is a category of plant. They include pumpkin, watermelon, canteloupes, honeydew melons, and zucchini. There is no way he meant just "melon" because "melon" is an entire family of fruits.
@Buddy a person of Italian decent here I love pineapple on pizza it gives the pizza some refreshing and delicious vegetable to an otherwise quite dry pizza
I’ve literally never eaten seedless grapes. Here you either pick off the seeds with your hands or eat the grapes and spit them out. If you don’t want to do neither of those things cry about it.
In Spanish, more specifically in Argentina, what you said about throwing pineapples is a saying that represents the art of punching someone in the face
Apparently there is a such thing as an apple allergy and I have it. Basically it makes you turn what ever bathroom you’re in into a chipotle and Taco Bell bathroom
Fr? So your telling me I look and sound 7 when I’m more then 2x the age? BECAUSE OF A DAMN FRUIT I LOVE SO MUCH THAT I EAT 6 TIMES A DAY AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL OVER MYSELF WHEN I SEE ONE? damn.
@@JojoCoco_ your laughing about somebody saying fruits have armour, are fucking ok? Do you feel good being a real life npc? Cu how the genuine fuck do you find this funny
"green" melons are kinda bland like how you would eat a cucumbers (there's a reason melons and cucumbers are related), but "orange" melons (cantaloupe) is phenomenal, and they're sweet. Watermelons are Summer staple, can't go wrong munching them in a hot day
@@adityarasendriya5138 only some type of durian's are bad some are good like D24, Udang merah,musang king(some musang kings are bad cuz the specific type of musang king breed) btw these are from malaysia
"i hate melons" Also royalpear:*gives the saddest ending to royalmelon and a funeral for him* Edit:i just posted this for fun and got 135 likes and 14 replys lol
choose your fruit: discord.gg/pear
(you can also be in a short)
Pears
I’ve already joined :]
Melon
I had to turn off my nonfiction because of your sever lol
@@necro6969 Same
Nah aliens left the earth because they saw Pear on a pizza at walmart
If you keep pineapples in your mouth too long that they actually have harmful acids that will eat your mouth
One of the fermi paradox scenario is why aliens never seen on earth is because aliens are just too scared to us, witnessing human's most disgusting conventions like pineapple/pear on pizza as a topping, or even the diabolical watermelon pizza
I'd rather put Cheesy ham PB&J on my pizza than pear
At least, Aliens have a taste of italians
I like pineapple on pizza but pears on a pizza is just to much
RoyalPear: "I hate melons"
RoyalMelon from heaven: "Am I a joke to you?"
THANK U
Lol
R.I.P RoyalMelon died a hero always a hero🫡
Hot take: Melon was the best character in shorts wars
i was literally thinking this
Ture tho
Imagine if isaac newton sit under a durian tree
Aahhhhhh shit
OOGH AHHHHHHHHH *dies*
Then we would never know what gravity is
@@jovanleon7Another scientist will discover it
Bro would say oh I discovered the hospital 1 day later.... I found heaven!!
Imagine joining Pear's discord for the first time and the first thing you see is "BRO MELON YOU"
Seedless grapes = heavenly feeling
YES
YES
YES
My only thing against grapes are that they make RAISINS!
YES
“Grapes have no downsides”
Seeds: allow me to introduce myself
seedless grapes exist though
Plus you can eat the seeds. Are you really scared a grape tree will grow in you stomach?
A grape vine you mean.
@user-ig9mh5vg1m Of course I’m not scared a grape VINE will grow in my stomach. First of all, get ur plants right. Second, how dumb do u think I am. Also, seedless grapes aren’t widely available in my location.
Bro is scared to eat the seeds☠️
Man, I’m a lifelong pineapple on pizza enjoyer, but pears just cross the line 😭
"When you have to throw half of it away"
Are you telling me that I'm the only one who ACTUALLY eats everything but the bottommost and topmost parts?
Nah but the thing in the middle
But you can even eat this
Yea I eat the middle, basically everything exept the stalk
“I hate melons“
Well that aged well.
RoyalMelon
lol I hate melons as well but the fruit not the boo-
I love 🍉watermelon
@@user-jk6gq9pf4lWELL WELL WELL
“You wanna say a few wor- GE- GET THOSE CHEETOS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, WE’RE AT A FUNERAL”- Danno
I Was eating a melon while watching this short💀
R.I.P RoyalMelon 🙏🏻😢
L
☠ ☠
Can u eat the green part tho ?
BRO I WAS EATING A WATERMELON WHILE WATCHING THIS TO😱
The "and you can throw them" got me 😂😂😂
"Woah man what are you doing"
"SHUT THE HECK UP MELON"
Can’t wait for him to take this back at royal melons funeral
💀
I don't feel safe
Lel
@@WatermelonsAreGoodu shouldnt feel safe
The downside for grapes is that no matter what. You will never be satisfied with a single grape, or two grapes, or a thousand grapes, it leaves you wanting more. The downside is how good it is 💀💀
So true, but at least they aren’t bad for you like chips, so you can eat a lot, but you will still never be satisfied.
Also if they have seeds it will be super annoying
@@bulba3342 I AGREE SO MUCH
@@LucasaurusssWell, grapes do make you sleepy because of the small alcohol content, so technically, you could OD on alcohol
Edit: upon further research I have determined that unfortunately, fresh grapes do not have alcohol content, as they have to ferment.
@@insertcreativenamehere492 is it even possible? Wouldn't your stomach give up long before?
I unsubscribed after he said i hate melons. HOW YOU CAN HATE MELONS IT'S SO JUICY AND DELICIOUS!
The crunch of a cold grape is aquivalent to ascending to heaven.
*watermelon has entered the chat*
@@zpond3212💀💀💀
@@zpond3212no that's water
@@pvzgamerlegisniana6492no it's pasta
@@itzsh4rky417wth
Watermelon sucks
Pear: “I’m going to commit a melony”
Im not even italian in the slightest and i was just like "who puts PEARS on pizza, you think that's okay, somewhere in Italy a newborn started crying and cursing you."
Yo I do think this is one of the best shorts I have seen all day keep up the good work
Bro royalmelon gonna make an whole one piece villain arc from that
He's to innocent for that tho lol
@@The_adventures_of_oreoyea
Yea
If you cannot handle the taste of watermelon, beacuse it's too JUICY for you, that's just personal weakness.
And melons are good too, they got that GOATED TASTE
Melon*
Watermelons aren't bad, but they're kinda mid
Edit: I commented this a week ago and people are still saying "They are top tier and you are too weak" lol.
I am here to request people just stop replying in general. Really, this is just my opinion.
yeah but they're sweet tho!
@@WaitWhatUhhh Melons are good too, some consider them even more tasty than watermelons.
@@jagged29 personally I am not a fan
@@jagged29 don’t be a melon lover, don’t turn to the dark side
1:46 if that is not the most perfect desktop backround ive ever seen, i mean my lord it is gorgeous!!
Pineapple on pizza:your working at freedy fazbears pizza and your spring bonnie and here some water to drink😊
"I hate melons"
Royalmelon: "Bru-"
Fr
Bro is spitting fax💀💀💀💀💀💀
Melons 😉
Rip😭
Watermelons?! S-tier 😎
hating melons is actually criminal
I agree
True
correct
Yeah
MELON GANG
"It tastes good and you can throw ot at people" gpt me dying
Watermelons and “rock-fruit” are actually really good,you’ve probably just never had a sweet one cause you get them at a store like I used to. Trust me the moment you eat a good one you’ll change your mind. Some people just like the store bought flavor though
"i hate melons"
this aged well
Because now we have Royal melon
I love melons, I hate melons.
Poor royal melon. Died for the sake of youtube.
@@ivymyrtzwat
Poor royal melon
"I hate melons"
And so royal melon came into existence
"Our battle will be legendary"
-Royal Melon
@@YuushashiBOTTLE
@@KittenOfWindowsillbottle? (Only comment bottle past this point)
bottle mc bottle@@saljaf79
@@saljaf79bottle o water
American: _put ananas on pizza_
Italian (me): _destroying the pizza_
Hot take but I’m not really a huge fan of mangoes. It’s more of a texture thing, because of how chewy they are, but if you get over that, it’s pretty good
“I hate melons” -and that’s how Royal melon was made
Yeah it is weird he becomes friends with a clone the clone dies Royalpear gives him his own channel and it has melon i it
Royal melon fr joined discord server today
Lol
YES
@@user-hu2iu6jq9tthat is not me
Nothing is better than a watermelon on a hot sunny day
that's the only good melon, watermelons
He meant just melon not watermelon they are different
@@RedR0se3mary Melon is a category of plant. They include pumpkin, watermelon, canteloupes, honeydew melons, and zucchini. There is no way he meant just "melon" because "melon" is an entire family of fruits.
Watermelon is actually my favorite food
Guess what cold water is better than watermelon on sunny days
RoyalPear: I hate melons
Me: *gives you the eyebrow*
As an Italian, i can aprove and justify Pear's opinion
I’m not Italian but it’s disgusting and should not exist, leave it to the pepperonis
I like how Royal is brutally honest, doesnt sugarcoat his opinion and says he doesnt trust people who put pineapple on pizza
i am not afraid of pineapple on pizza enjoyers
@@RoyalPear MY ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER IS COMMING TO BLOW UP ALL THE CURSED PIZZA
I am one of those pineapple on pizza creatures. But no pears on pizza. Ever.
@Heisenberg why do i see you on EVERY genre of video???
@Buddy a person of Italian decent here I love pineapple on pizza it gives the pizza some refreshing and delicious vegetable to an otherwise quite dry pizza
Everybody gangsta until he tries the dragon fruit
dragon fruit is good
@@X1aoChen nice pfp
B tier, tastes kinda bland but at least it looks cool
@@greentoasterfish7772what dragon fruit have u been eating?
Dragon fruit more like godfruit
"If you hate something, it doesn't mean it's bad to everyone" - a papa johns guy
e.
I like the fact in the military clip, he had the purple heart on him
“It tastes pretty good and you can throw it at people” 💀
Melons in spectator mode: BUT I COULD DO THAT TOO
@@HighExplosiveOPi mean throwing a watermelon is like headbutting someone else but with the intention of popping both of your heads
Why hate melons when they’re like eighty five percent water
@@user-tdkwnd0 exactly
yes pineapple is the the best for throwing theirs pine to spike and its hard
"I hate melons"
Clone vpn " let's turn him into royal melon"
After: I love RoyalMelon.
Sooo U love melons?
Yes do it
Yes we MUST DO IT
I love melons
@@Caitie_loveI LOVE MELONS
Lets all be honest we love water melons but the seeds make it bad. 🍞
don't forget moleberry! there my favorite snack ! if there red, it's very biter, but if you eat the black ones, there very sweet!
Just wait until he finds out about grapes with seeds💀
That we can eat
U can eat the seeds tho??💀
But it makes ppl wanting to start ww3@@YourLocalBun
I’ve literally never eaten seedless grapes. Here you either pick off the seeds with your hands or eat the grapes and spit them out. If you don’t want to do neither of those things cry about it.
@@asiacostenaro682 based
RoyalMelon bouta start his villan arc
How?
He's DEAD.
Again
@@medoyoutube2351 he will pull a springtrap hit wit the "I always come back" 🗣️
@@acetheworldexplorer9574🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@@acetheworldexplorer9574 Foreshadowing.
Bro just violated EVERYONE rn Never let bro white list again
As a mango, I find this as an absolute win.
Pear pizza is the reason aliens havent contacted us
Peanut butter & onion sandwich to calm the mind😌😌😌
@@ObeyWeeegeee
Get off the internet and go touch grass. Man, you're the reason why every kid's dad goes get the milk
@Funny Minecraft Bear bro you are the alien💀
stolen comment
@@Viziblez ??
Your tweaking pineapple on pizza is good
Fr
Hey pear, same, I hate watermelon, but people call me insane.
R.I.P Royal Melon gone but never forgotten
Fun fact: you can eat everything in a melon too. You can eat the crust if you cut it up.
@@kmosterbergLolbitwhy would you want to
@@Venolly*f o o d*
@@VenollyHungry
that's how royal Melon was created
The antagonist should be "MonarchMelon" 💀
Imagine being ima fight with some on pears discord thing and you say “YOU MELON!” And then the person is like all offended lololol
little did he know that 2 months later he would have a funeral for RoyalMELON
Watamelon
@@llyanamanbodh7991 🍉
I'm surprised you didn't pits pears on your character, because canonically tropius can have any fruit on its neck.
I want apple tropius
Chuck The Chicken
If he did that he would have broke the canon
I want an orange tropius
us army: "write that down, write that down"
I eat the whole apple I’m starting to eat the stem as well.
RoyalMelon has left the chat
This video was made before the whole arg thing
@@4pixhell I know dude I watch all of his videos 😁
Edit: typo
Instructions unclear: I accidentally started world war 3 by throwing pineapple at people.
Why?
So you did that in Crimea
“Accidentally”
I love remembering coming back from school and looking on the table to find nice, fresh, watermelon (My fatass ate it all up.)
New video idea unlocked: enlisting in the military
The last one made the fans melancholy
Melon-choly you mean
In Spanish, more specifically in Argentina, what you said about throwing pineapples is a saying that represents the art of punching someone in the face
Apparently there is a such thing as an apple allergy and I have it. Basically it makes you turn what ever bathroom you’re in into a chipotle and Taco Bell bathroom
Just imagine someone saying "i hate melons" but it was an actual slur
RoyalMelon left the chat, crying.
Ik right
Royalpear: i hate melon
Royalmelon: AW CMON
Royalmelon: why must you do this to me...
RoyalPear's evil twin brother RoyalMelon is in his villain arc rn
grapes have a downside they can be soft
melon is good too I'm making melon juice with it and it's my childhood favorite juice
Royalmelon donated 400$ to Royalpear in a stream
Theres nothing to throw away on a grape.
The stem they all grow on: 👁️👄👁️
Man, the music is relaxing
Yeah, it's Palmtree Panic past (NOT HYSTERIA!!!)
The seed in grapes:
‘Ima boutta end this man’s whole career’
*green grapes joined the chat*
i eat them all
Seedless Grapes: 🗿
Me who eats the seeds
Your acting like you can’t eat the seeds
RoyalMelon: *Why are we here, just to suffer*
True I'm Italian and this is a good tier list
He put mangos in S tier! The Sillys, assemble!
"i hate melons"
*joins a funeral for royalmelon*
Melons are overpriced as heck and taste worse than my exwife
"Those darkies like them!" 👴
@@imdjbacon2226 i love how you try to make that joke but u prob never even had a wife-
@@Yadaharalol
@@YadaharaBro 😂
Fun fact, when you eat a pineapple, it will try to eat you as well
@Sentient Toaster bro what😅
As someone who has fucked up lips, i can confirm and it hurts so much I tear up
It like takes pieces of ur tastebuds off or something I saw it somewhere
😏
Another fun fact: pineapple makes you horny
I’m on Pear’s side, never trust people who put pineapple on pizza, even the Italians will get blown away.
HATING MELONS IS A CRIME MELONS IN SUMMER IS HEAVENLY
Apples literally slow your aging, taste delicious, and is a real life stim
Not the American ones tho
Cap
@@ANDREA57ITAblud thinks American apples are deep fried or something 💀💀💀
Fr?
So your telling me
I look and sound 7 when I’m more then 2x the age?
BECAUSE OF A DAMN FRUIT I LOVE SO MUCH THAT I EAT 6 TIMES A DAY AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL OVER MYSELF WHEN I SEE ONE?
damn.
"Some of them have armor"
Got me rolling 💀
Its durian
Not that funny
@@firefree5282 just because your life is a fucking dump truck doesn't mean that you can say I'm crazy for laughing.
@@JojoCoco_ your laughing about somebody saying fruits have armour, are fucking ok? Do you feel good being a real life npc? Cu how the genuine fuck do you find this funny
Bro he’s just saying his opinion💀
Watermelon is so good though.. its like an exusable reason to stuff loads of sugarwater down my throat
Royal melon crying in the stars with this one
Fresh and sweet Watermelon outside in the summer with a glass of sprite with ice cubes always hit me into a heavenly dimension
*Melons* not watermelon two different fruits right
I agree, but they're two fruits which differ.
@@A.RAND0M
But it has the word melon in it?
"green" melons are kinda bland like how you would eat a cucumbers (there's a reason melons and cucumbers are related), but "orange" melons (cantaloupe) is phenomenal, and they're sweet. Watermelons are Summer staple, can't go wrong munching them in a hot day
@@asrieldreemurr8059 although it does a watermelon is still not considered a melon. It’s kinda like the strawberry not being a berry thing
I love how you just called the durian "Armored"
it also has a Repellant Spell
Didn’t one in a bavarian office evacuated the entire office
@@mohdazan4948 So it has a panic spell too?
Dude the durian is 2 letters off my actual name
@@adityarasendriya5138 only some type of durian's are bad some are good like D24, Udang merah,musang king(some musang kings are bad cuz the specific type of musang king breed) btw these are from malaysia
My anger at the hate for MELONS IS UNMEASURABLE
I put melons as pizza toppings and it's actually pretty good ngl
He must be a docter to not put apple in the s tier
Ah yes a “docter”
@@BentenderERAD BOOO
Apples are overrated
@@You_Read_This365 That's true it's good but not that Good
Doctor*
"i hate melons"
Also royalpear:*gives the saddest ending to royalmelon and a funeral for him*
Edit:i just posted this for fun and got 135 likes and 14 replys lol
FAX cuz I love melon just not the ones with seeds
FUC# MELONS
@@Moths4ever i agree but i never eated a melon from 3 years to up
I hate melons so bad!!! They are the most disgusting fruits ever!!!
@@Susweirdisme bro it's just a flipping opinion
Pineapple doesn't go on regular classic pizzas, but some pizzas have toppings that go very well with it.
huh hey i love mole moment is just so good 😅🫶
"A safe A tier"
also pineapple attempting to digest you when you put it into your mouth:
@Pan Cake sensitive much
Thank you for supporting the mango military! We're in fruit fight 10 the semi-finals, and seeing people support mangos motivates us.
wassup
I'll Be Honest I Never Ated A Mango In My Whole Fucking Life
There are disgusting the kiwi kingdom is coming
@@PugsleyAndMabelmangos are simply the best fruit. End of war
thank you for acknowledging the glory of mangoes
Frozen grapes are goated, no wonder romans are always depicted as eating grapes
Water melons amazing bro
Melons though are nasty
@@baylerburr6711oh im stupid
Water melons is an easy S but the OG melon is alr nasty as hell i literally dont eat them
Canolope and honeydew ruin the melon name for everyone
Water melons amazing bro
"I hate melons" Well, that aged spectacularly.
aw man i like melons :(
This is underrated lol
@@reversecard5196 me too :(
@@SoonToBeSpringtrapme three =(
@@ORCHme four =(
Me ording pineapple pizza everytime: 😭
the topping is better than it by its self
Royal melon has now unlocked depression