@@thatprickoverthere YOU THINK LIBRA IS BAD BITCH IM SCORPIO Dont tell anyone but I like.... SINSWORLD HENTAI FURRIES (AND MEAN THE NSFW ONES) AND I DRAW MY OWN ROBOTS MEANT FOR PORNOGRAPHY And I like vore forgot to mention
Tom: *slaps 15 porn mags onto counter* Cashier: *glances at empty shelf where the porn mags were* "...what the f-" Tom: "Just- Don't ask. It- It's a long story. Expect me back in, like, an hour or two."
10 minutes after the episode the 3 of them just walk into that shop and we magazine except that 60s one I slammed down on the country for saying the long story when the video cut out watch It and the 60s one is hidden by hiding the Bush somewhere.
After hearing "Let me strum on my clitourus" Just a image of random female wearing a pantsless bard outfit pops out of the bushes and is like "Let me play you a ditty!!!"
@Pormpf Spimperton Old British TV show. Also, don’t get why people expect responses from TH-cam comments when you could literally just google it and get an answer immediately lmfao
Now this is the content I subbed for. Just this. I am done now. I've waited three years for this content. Sitting on the shelves, staring at Tom until he made this content. Now I am content.
Tom started doing Last Week first, because he wanted to show us he's not a pervy boi, and so that he could make the video he wanted to make since he ever saw that vintage pornmag.
cashier: "So let me get this straight, you want 27 porn mags?" tom: "Yes." cashier: "And you said it's for a video, right!" tom: "Yes." cashier: "Sure.. sure it is."
oh boy. this "series" has got to be my favorite thing on the internet. also story: so i came home from school and went to say hello to my dad. I found him in our TV room with playboy magazines (the very naked version you get if you subscribe) all over the floor. The entire room was covered in nude women. he was sitting at the center. he said he was organizing them. The next day they were gone. I don't know where they went. I don't know what he did with them. I don't know why he had a playboy subscription despite being married. So, in conclusion, there's a HUGE pile of porn mags somewhere in the house and i don't know where.
10:03 sounds like a first year higher level English student. Skilled at writing but doesn't really know about sex so he tries to describe something he's seen in a porno.
I'm sorry mum
Eddache Sad soup :(
Good.
Oo
And ric.
*Don't be*
I love how the cancer and capricorn ladies were partially censored but libra was just taken out completely lol
I guess she was ugly
@@cuppacofi1129 relatable
I'm a libra and I know why it was taken out because we have a tendency for weird fetishes
@@thatprickoverthere YOU THINK LIBRA IS BAD
BITCH IM SCORPIO
Dont tell anyone but I like....
SINSWORLD
HENTAI
FURRIES (AND MEAN THE NSFW ONES)
AND I DRAW MY OWN ROBOTS MEANT FOR PORNOGRAPHY
And I like vore forgot to mention
Nice oof are you a Virgo/Leo rising? Just curious
0:24
“Accessing the sex”
I imagine a guy messing with a bra for a minute and when he unhooks it he says “I’m in”
a c c e s s g r a n t e d
* hacker voice * I'm in
Change password
man chick ok, new password: 800815
@@rendezvous.mp3208 new password can't be the same as the old password
F A M I L Y F R I E N D L Y C O N T E N T !
Plasmatican Gaming FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE👏 C O N T E N T!!!! Yeemø for liyfe
69 likes, nice.
FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 ALTERNATIVE *iiinhaaale*
content
*Y e P*
And here we have all of the yeemos/franksters. We may be a relatively small group, but fuck man were everywhere
throbbing mars at a sexy angle is the new mercury in retrograde
yes
With lusty Pluto
surprised it wasn't just a Uranus joke
victorian children would immediately die after reading this
The look of pain on Eddie and Elliot's faces as Tom explains the 60's magazine kills me every time
Tom where's the finale of the NSFW trilogy: "Calling Sex Lines"
Sadly we never got one. Maybe one day, Content could return, but not today...
Edit: Tom, where is the sex lines vid?
@@wumpus976 if only we got content season 2 😞
Wait what is the other video?
@@All_Gnatty Trying To Find The Rarest Rule 34 (NSFW)
@@sensenjo6813 I mean the third one would be where he bought the sex toys off of wish.
Is no one going to talk about the intro
The lord and saviour jesus christ Of all the people that watched this video, Why are you, Jesus Christ, one of them..
Me
Sup Jesus how u doin
Jesus! Why?
I KNOW
"Imagine returning a bunch of porn!"
*Slams on Cashier Desk*
" *D O N E* !"
Imagen how judgy the cashier must have been
"Sir this isn't a library."
“Sir why is it so sticky?”
Molly Moo "oh should I return it there then"
And all the pages are stuck
I propose hiding these mags in your friends houses for them or guests to find later. Daniel J Layton's apartment for example.
DaleksRuinedMyDay yeeees jajaja
I second this motion
*hide them in your friends*
Must
And in dodie's apartment 😅
The delivery of "there's no text, it's all pussy" gets me 😆
Same here!
That particular magazine is for deaf people
It involves a lot of lip reading
I'm sorry
I wanna know the cashiers face when you bought all of them
Ryan True He told me to have fun. I spent £47.77.
DarkSquidge well you definitely had fun and so did we, I was literally laughing really hard. That is a lot to spend on porn!
Probably pretty fucking happy that mag isn't in his shop.
That is more than I have spent on porn in my entire life, and probably more than I will for the rest of my life too.
Neronix17 same here! Although I did buy one once
Tom: *slaps 15 porn mags onto counter*
Cashier: *glances at empty shelf where the porn mags were* "...what the f-"
Tom: "Just- Don't ask. It- It's a long story. Expect me back in, like, an hour or two."
Somebody has to do it 😅 He’s taking one for the team
with how much of an ass i am, I would say "I have a morbid curiosity, don't question my life choices, you're the one working at a convenience store"
10 minutes after the episode the 3 of them just walk into that shop and we magazine except that 60s one I slammed down on the country for saying the long story when the video cut out watch It and the 60s one is hidden by hiding the Bush somewhere.
After hearing
"Let me strum on my clitourus"
Just a image of random female wearing a pantsless bard outfit pops out of the bushes and is like
"Let me play you a ditty!!!"
"my clitoris strums as gracefully as twine before
Your clitoris strums pathetically, such a snore"
You mean “Let me play you a TITTY”????
Pherril Raven YOUR SPELLING OF CLITORIS THOOOOOOOOOO
I got the image of this lady strumming the intro to Chop Suey lol
@@TyphonMar that image is stuck in my head now.
I want to know what the store clerk's reaction to you buying EVERY porn mag they had.
Yeah
Probably a lot of silent screaming
Really can't go back there ever again
"FINALLY! THIS ONE IS GONE! AFTER THREE YEARS! I AM FREE FROM THIS CURSE"
“fuck mate you *really* need a girlfriend”
Imagine walking into that shop and just seeing Tom purchasing all those magazines.
And then the cashier recognizes him
😂😂😂
I would pay to see that
Ultimate sloot
Imagine being the cashier
*fart pipe* I'm wheezing
Same dude
Isn't that what the rectum is?
*GONE SEXUAL* *GONE WRONG*
Felix SR egg
Gone sexual GONE RIGHT
GONE SEXUAL _AND_ WRONG
**ALI-A INTRO INTENSIFIES**
*ALMOST DIED, 100% NOT CLICKBAIT*
Eddie's "walk up the stairs" joke is like something straight out of a Bottom episode.
What's that
@Pormpf Spimperton
Old British TV show. Also, don’t get why people expect responses from TH-cam comments when you could literally just google it and get an answer immediately lmfao
IBlameNargles we don’t care enough
I really didn't want to make an account He is actually a fan of Bottom star, Rik Mayall
A lot of this video in fact sounds like a situation from Bottom
that intro was more horrifying than the thought of making another asdfmovie
E
E
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F
Greetings fellow homestuck
6:23 Tom is so kind. Even when looking at porn he hopes that the person is doing well.
1:20 elliots face just screams "what have I let myself in for?"
"My grandad's funeral is not for a few weeks"
"Its not the 23rd is it?"
It is today
OHHHH NOOOOO
Now this is the content I subbed for. Just this. I am done now. I've waited three years for this content. Sitting on the shelves, staring at Tom until he made this content. Now I am content.
Tom started doing Last Week first, because he wanted to show us he's not a pervy boi, and so that he could make the video he wanted to make since he ever saw that vintage pornmag.
TomSka: become content
The English language: when Content and Content are two different words
OOOOHHHHH now i get it fml
your likes
nice.
Tom is secretly trying to tell us he’s pregnant
No, he is actually hinting that he is REALLY into vore.
Wrong, dan, he’s saying he absolutely ADORES old British women in his mags.
So much so that he has BEVERLY tattooed on his bicep, that's why he never wears sleeveless shirts.
This went into an entire different directions within three replies.
The fuck dude the dude
"Ten seconds of, I don't enjoy this, followed by, AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Lol
I fuckin died right there
Peyton Luna “MUM, DAD, COME HELP!” Killed me
Peyton Luna Dark Souls in a nutshell
5:44 the urban dictionary calls it a “suicide wank”
Best content so far. Also please do call sex lines for a content.
We need that #content
Do it.
CinemaSinsSins what a perv get a life!!!
Oh hi Jay! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
only if they prank them
Tom you missed a censor at 5:14, bada bing, bada demonetized.
Fucking narc
@@thrownstair lmaO
What about 6:25
Bada bing, bada boom, your income has met its doom
*thats a titty*
"got your nose!"
top 10 ways on how to ruin asdf
and then i started blasting
UM THAT INTRO AND THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFRENCE. this is getting better.
Edit: yes it's because it's trash and edgy
yus
Vivovixen ikr
IKR I was slightly triggered but the g note wasn't included so, all is well
trueeee
Well it can’t get much worse, amiright???????
"Age-restricted video"
Sherlock Holmes was here.
Good heavens
Daniel J. Layton in this case.... hell
Daniel J. Layton my thoughts exactly Daniel....good heavens my dear chap. Good heavens
My mum walked in when the "vintage 60s" magazine was being read out and let's just say She hasn't smiled at all since then. Great
*Tom checking out at the store*
“What are you buying all these porn mags for??”
Tom: “Content”
“What?”
Tom: “C O N T E N T”
A YOUNG BOY
Funny to see you here!
illmakeuhowell MY FATHER. TOOK ME INTO THE CITY.
I CHOKED WHEN THAT HAPPENED
• Megan Lee • TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
illmakeuhowell 0:26
"why is she a clown? :C"
why is she a clown? :C"
AHAHAHA
She's got cupcakes, she's got cupcakes over it though.
Those are cherry bakewells, know your food you skinny prick.
7:09 your welcome
Tom is so weirded out by the clown girl that he goes to a higher pitch in his voice. It's hilarious!😂
JOKER
why do eddie and tom laughing at 6:34 look like 2 grannies laughing on a park bench
This didn't appear in my subscription feed .... thanks TH-cam.
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ that's because the video is age gated. When is video has an age restriction on it, it doesn't show in sub boxes
You're welcome
John Doe wow that sucks , thank you for letting me know.
Whoa polite conversation no waYyyyyy
@@BabyWith_AGun age restricted* Tom did it himself
cashier: "So let me get this straight, you want 27 porn mags?"
tom: "Yes."
cashier: "And you said it's for a video, right!"
tom: "Yes."
cashier: "Sure.. sure it is."
'The clown is naked now' should've been in the audio samples video
Wait this isn't the Smash Bros. reveal
I have officially seen everything😐
Eamonn Keenan well not my dick
Depends on what you mean by "smash"
Guillaume Thomas we don't all have a microscope close by
GrayVBoat ayyyye
The phone call at 3:28 tho 😂
“I’ll call you after...work”
hOw DaRe yOu PLay THe bLaCk PaRaDe oN ME
OHG I FOUND THE EMOS
Unprepared!!
I'm concerned as to how long that beginning part took to edit
Not that long, Elliot is a master of editing.
it's actually from video game trailer, th-cam.com/video/tOdZvUGnGeI/w-d-xo.html
Kojima, my friend, Kojima 😉
The cashier was probably like
*"W h a t"*
"Ill get your gizzum spurting"
My *what*
"Your gizzum"
*my WHO*
Uwu
LEAVE GIZZUM ALONE!!!
Im a what?
heh, shh
TIKTTIKT Slim Gizzum
MCR plays
*casually hears the painful screams as every past emo is triggerd*
Rin Evans *screams in G note*
That was one weird intro
8:45 "Who's that Pokémon?"
IT’S ONIX!
DIGLETT
UNOWN
Hairy Marry!
“I wonder why they call her that.”
I laughed much, MUCH harder at that than I should have.
“Well,Elliot,if you look closely-“
I was not ready for this intro...
Really not...
Rayzo same
This video never fails to make me laugh, no matter how bad of a day I had. Thanks, Tom
OH GOD TOM THE INTRO
I LOVE IT
*content*
FUCK
Ninja__Sensei ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED HELP BECAUSE THAT INTRO WAS N O T OKAY
kinky
Well wtf was Libra doing if they have to black out the whole thing😵😂
Do you really wanna know
Is that a question that needs to be awnswedefsfuck arse
Kinky things mate
I WANNA KNOW WHAT MY SINGN WAS DOING IN A PORN MAG.....W H E E Z E
00:27 OMG i dropped the box i was trying to lift and gasped making my dog come over to see if i was ok. thanks for the heart attack tom!
Uwu a black parade reference
hEugh
Just the title is enough.
Maisy Floss damn straight
Damn skippy
HOI TEM!!!
Maisy Floss TEmMiE flAkES
Maisy Floss agreed
You call that NSFW?!?
*go on the armrests of a chair*
THAT'S WHAT I CALL NOT SAFE FROM WORK!!!
Taste its not safe for work.
Help I make stuff
Exactly.
*Stands upright on a wonky spinny chair to reach the top shelf* Amateurs
**climbs up a 20 meter tall tree to get phone sygnal**
Noobs
Your the worst..
intro gave me mental scars
10/10 would recomend
I need a sequel to when you freaking call one of those numbers Cus this is to damn hilarious
I'm so glad to see all that ad revenue put to good use...
This series never fails to make me happy
I quote the "Danger Wank" explanation word-for-word on the daily.
Eddie and Elliot are slowly matching Tom's hair and facialhair
Scar they are becoming tom!
7:10 is that Mr Tumble's wife?
I’m from America, and even I got that reference. Take my like.
4:22 Bit worried that I need a new youtube name...
lol
He gave you a shoutout
LMAO
Ooof. Maybe that's a good idea.
Roses are Red.
Trees are Wood.
If its NSFW
It's gonna be good.
Joshuapooleanox ok
dick splinters
Has anyone noticed that Elliott looks so depressed during the video (especially at the beginning)?
I would be too if one of my friends told me hey let’s look at EVERY porn mag at the nearest corner shop for people on the internet
AGE RESTRICTED
GloomyShelf4000 // 99epic102 Gaming and More! I got it too
he did it himself, you can see in the description that he requested it.
2:49
*is a cancer*
*goes to clubs for first time on the 21st*
*gets action for the first time in 6+ months*
tom you are magical
I was born on the 21st😭😭😭 I HOPE THAT AIN'T KINKY TO ANYONE lol
0:26 as an emo, this deeply hurts me.
If NSFW is mentioned
It’s good
But the content intro is defiantly NSFW
*defiantly*
Dr Penguin *definitely
I know i was pointing it out
*D E F I A N T L Y*
_d e f i a n t l y_
This is why I love #content
oh boy. this "series" has got to be my favorite thing on the internet.
also story:
so i came home from school and went to say hello to my dad. I found him in our TV room with playboy magazines (the very naked version you get if you subscribe) all over the floor. The entire room was covered in nude women. he was sitting at the center. he said he was organizing them. The next day they were gone. I don't know where they went. I don't know what he did with them. I don't know why he had a playboy subscription despite being married. So, in conclusion, there's a HUGE pile of porn mags somewhere in the house and i don't know where.
Did you ever find it?
@@pokefreak627 haha no :)
@@coricognitions I wish you luck on your journey
@@coricognitions it's been a year, did you find it yet? i hope so because it probably has an escape plan ready
@@Mama-Luigi I found them under the halloween decorations yesterday actually, forgot about this comment that's wild
Why did you do that to pooh W H Y
10:03 sounds like a first year higher level English student. Skilled at writing but doesn't really know about sex so he tries to describe something he's seen in a porno.
Me trying to write fanfiction
*that was a joke don't attacc*
A C C U R A T E 😂😂
He's from swansea. Need I say more.
0:26 I'm crying why 😭
2:37 please someone, loop Elliot's handmotion and make a funny but very suggestive video out of it.
Sage Wentzel
For I second I thought you've made that video already xD
I found porn mags in the woods behind our house
That seems like the natural place for them somehow
I found porn mags in my dad’s drawer.
@@LeoTheFishI found some Naughty Neighbors magazine in my uncle’s bathroom when I was 15. 😂 I stole them, he didn’t need them anyway lmao
the welcome to the black parade reference within like a min of the video-
How dare you Welcome to the Black Parade me???
Lesson learned: Dirty magazines, contrary to belief, actually make people unhappy. 😁
2:51 Tom: " it gets hot June 15 and July 21"
Me: screaming because July 21 is my birthday
kai day arts
Same but with June 23
Hi age restricted I'm dad.
Slowly SufferinqTM why did u name me this way
Slowly SufferinqTM btw nice profile pic
wait hold up, why the fuck did this get 93 likes?-
thank you.
Slowly SufferinqTM why did you name me this way...
Okay but what about the
"You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes"
Aleexe _ IF THE PIZZZAMSN TRULY LOVES THE BABYSITTER, WHY IS HE SLAPPING HER REAR?
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE MARCHING BAND
HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
HE SAID WILL YOU
“This content is age restricted” WHAT WAS I ABT TO VIEW-
I cried
Moonect oh no
Matt Is a boi same here
Moonect same here...
he did it himself, you can see in the description that he requested it.
FUCKED UP THE FARTPIPE!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The first time I've legit laughed at something that hard in forever. Thank you so much Tom i needed that
Still gets me
F A R T P I P E .
Age restricted video and why did you g-note me?
I wanna know the whole thing for Scorpio. Because seeing “jism jackpot” got me curious.
Yeety mcskeety content got Seedy
So happy this video is no longer age restricted! I can finally watch it again!
not even 40 seconds in and i’m already emo
Gee’s Dimple omg your name and profile pic is everything
Brendon is Definitely Satan why thank you
Omg the biggest mood I've ever felt
Same
I got ya nose!
FNPlayz MMMMMMFFFFFF
FNPlayz LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!
Furvius Garfield
*insert gunshots here*
BANG, BANG,BANNNNG
FNPlayz LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A NOSE!!🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫
Eddie's laugh at Tom's mum calling him was literally me
All I can do, is wonder how different this content would be if it was women reacting. I so want to recreate this, oh god. Funniest thing ever.
AmberBlogsLife Why not? Bring your giggliest and loudest laugh friends and don't edit the laugh.
@@faizalf119 suspicious request
@@Mama-Luigi why? Op was the one who want the all girls cast first. TH-cam videos (and most TV shows) tend to be over exaggerated.
0:10 You should get that checked out at your local GP
I love all the cuts in the content videos because I just imagine them laughing for like 7 minutes straight. They're all such nice and sweet boys.
**black parade**
Me: **Falls**
The intro was so fridging disturbing